#(IM LAUGHIN)

[3416]

oh it's getting silly in here

[mintytealfox]

I'm wondering if the letters mentioned in the Fool's Gold deducts happen to be some of Norton's birthday letters... Like, the one mentioned in Shrewd might be the fourth birthday letter... And the one mentioned in Gloomy was the first birthday letter... Just a thought.

Oh damn you're probably right 👀 (my thirst for new letters blinded me LOL) Especially how the one is titled 'UNSENT LETTER' and the other is 'OLD LETTER' (with the letter, in shrewd, being compared as yellow and brittle, that is one old af letter like one that would have been given to his dad, and was signed simply as Benny oh my gooosshh) BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

If that is Benny's unsent letter then that might mean that was stuff found with Benny's things and 'abandoned' which makes me think that Benny is hella dead already (OR just threw it all away cause Norton peaced the hell outta there). Which also makes me wonder if he never-- -chokes- wait a minute, is that all stuff he had for Norton but never gave to him?? Including the quilt and he never gave it to Norton when he was a kid?? What the? Makes me think the dad had died and BENNY NEVER WENT TO CHECK ON NORTON OR CHECK UP PERSONALLY, THE FUH?????

I can try and throw the benefit of the doubt and say something like 'maybe he was in a mine far away (but is sounds like they worked at the same mine), couldn't get away from work and 'his family'? He does mention 'our children' so maybe?' but it I DON"T KNOW! I feel like if he wanted to check in personally he WOULD HAVE 😤

Now I just see Norton reading that letter over and over again once he learns to read being like 'who is this benny who promises hope but never shows? I want to eat cake and wear nice clothes....' From as soon as he could read having the promise of hope but wondering where the hell is the guy who promises it. Then finally getting a letter from that Benny guy again AGES LATER??? WHAT THEEEEEEE

[mangoposts]

https://www.tumblr.com/mangoposts/741193425697849344/i-just-thought-about-having-cutesy-soft-sex-with

chris standing there naked wondering wtf is happening like 🧿👄🧿 🦵🍆🦵

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[jessiesjaded]

44,77 & 14 👀

ERRATIC

[sayonaradumbass]

le-boid asked:

"Scoot over! You're on MY side of the bed-" // For meowth because we had a mighty urge to bother--

Meowth glowers over his fluffy shoulder, tugging the blanket hard--

"YOU move your feathery butt over! You're takin' up all my space!"

@le-boid

[huntedvideo]

[ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ] but mothman is single.

send ' they're a 10, but... ' and finish it in the inbox.

' you've known mothman is single this whole time and you haven't told me? ' finley places his hands on his hips, looking as if he's disappointed in mason. ' it's because you know i'd leave you for him, isn't it? greedy motherfucker, '

[lockedtowers]

i’m really waking up to andrew co/splaying j/efferson and h/ook icb

[glnkgoleaves]

weird shit like ginko deciding which world has the best milk

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Biggle boggle bugglebum

I hope you lock the door just in case you weird lazy woman

Bogglum

You get real fucking weird when you're sleepy

[green-alien-turdz]

Hi, hello, I'm one more minute away from bashing my head into a wall. I know people showed some interest before, so I'm thinking of opening emergency commissions.

Bullshit n more under the cut vv

So on Friday my gma had a health emergency. She almost died. I got up to Washington immediately to be with her n it was super fuckin bad. We genuinely weren't sure if she was gonna make it. She had let it get so bad bcuz she not only couldn't afford to go to the doctors, but she was also embarrassed of some swelling in her legs. I can't even begin to list how much shit they had to take care of once she got into the ER. She then went to ICU, then PCU, and is soon to be moved to a normal room (but she's still not good). She's gonna have to go into a rehab for at least a month to get mobile enough to where I can handle it. I have no clue how we are gonna pay. The amount of medical debt we are gonna be in is fuckin insane. Her medicare might cover some, imma have to see what we can do.

She also takes care of my cousin. So I had to quit both of my jobs and I'm movin up to tacoma for the next few months so I can take care of my cousin and my gma when she's outta rehab.

The reason I need to open commissions is bcuz I legit can't get an actual job up here. My cousin will need me there morning and night- luckily school is startin up next week. Then my gma will need me to take care of her when she's back. I don't know when she's gonna be better. There's even a fuckin chance she WON'T recover, which us my worst fuckin fear. I gotta leave my life behind n just take care of family for a while. My gma raised me, so it's the least I can do.

I have some saved up that I was gonna use to move out, but imma have to use it to take care of my gma n cousin- so I was hopin to do somethin like commissions to get at least some cash comin in. I take up random gigs offa craigslist when I can, but I can't do much durin the day until school starts up n I'll have the afternoons to work.

If anyone is interested in commissions, could you leave a comment sayin which application/programs are best payment wise? I feel gross doin this. Ion know, it feels like beggin, I hate recievin money from shit other than work, but I gotta do somethin. Just let me know what works easiest for people so I know what I need to set up. If anyone is interested- if not, I totally get it. If there's enough intrigue, I'll make a post talkin about what commissions I'll offer.

Uhhh yeah, I'll be back soon or some shit.

[foegoal]

yappers in the bad box

[bonnieisaway]

I love how VISIBLY fucking annoyed he is before he realizes

[sidsthekid]

and the aux goes to….

[methvapes]

house party nearby im bringin weird guys that 1 post where it was like draw your 2 cumfort characters together

[rviner]

Ines knows Jakob's promise is a guaranteed one, her breath shuddering as soon as he makes it. The aftermath still shivers through her veins from only his fingers, every nerve ending set alight as his tongue travels over her skin. Ines even hears the long moan escape her from the way his hand squeezes at her hip, a hint of possessiveness in his touch that drives her crazy. "Oh, fuck. You make me feel so good." the admission slips through her shaky sigh like a praise, fingers tangling through his hair. The way he looks at her, the way they look at each other, it unlocks something. A deep need she didn't even know she was capable of feeling.

She can't tear her gaze away from him, his every movement as his mouth reaches her soaking cunt. A longer moan escapes her from the slow, deliberate way his tongue drags over her, tasting her. It's a noise that emits from her throat, humming in approval as she rakes fingers through his hair. Jakob's teasing pace has her hips bucking slightly, seeking more friction, desperate for it. Ines practically trembles, her body attuned to the rhythm he sets. The way he laps at her clit, each pass of his tongue sending sparks of pleasure shooting through her. "Jakob..." it's more a noise than his actual name, Ines's legs quivering under his touch.

Because when he pulls her closer, his face burying into her dripping cunt, Ines feels a haze lift through her. Her head leans back, no longer able to keep herself propped up to watch his tongue work over her. Her back meets against the pool table in a soft collapse, her mind blanking as a pressure builds in the pit of her stomach. Both of her hands now dive into his hair as her body shakes in little tremors. "Oh fuck!" Ines whimpers out, biting her lip to stop the pitiful sound coaxed by every drag and lap of his tongue, the warmth of his mouth and breath. All of it is too much, and she tries to ground herself but it's no use.

Her body is already betraying her, hips rolling to his mouth, chasing that high she knows is coming. The way he's devouring her, the way he's tasting her. She feels herself spiraling, the tension coiling tighter and tighter, until it snaps. The wave of pleasure crashes through her, Ines jolting as her orgasm hits harder than she could even predict. "Fuck!" she cries as her whole body jerks, back arching off the table, unable to hold back as Jakob keeps working her through it, drawing out every last bit of pleasure until she's a shaking mess.

Ines swears she can see stars, trembling in little convulsions as she feels her cunt soak with the rush, cumming against his tongue. She can't even find the strength to lift her head off the pool table, catching her breath before finally meeting Jakob's gaze again. But this time there's no teasing remark she makes, just shaking breaths as she tries to reach for him to pull him into another kiss, and pull herself up again. "Fuck me." Ines's mumble is just as incoherent as she feels it is, words lost against his mouth as she tastes herself on his lips. "Fuck me however you need to," she pleads, her hands falling to his trousers, wanting to desperately feel his cock sink into her. "Please, please."

Jakob exhales slowly as Ines takes his fingers in her mouth, cleaning up the stickiness of her wet and he can't help but think of how good her mouth would feel around his cock. He groans slightly, watching as her tongue laps around them, as her perfect lips suck her cum off him. "Okay. No need to be a smart ass," Jakob chides with a smirking grin. He's never done something like this before. Absconded away in the midst of a party. He might've thought of doing it at times, but his last partner had been keen to stay with the crowds. Ines, however, seems content to stay here, with him. Her words cause his breath to catch and Jakob's gaze darkens, green eyes flashing with intent.

"I think I can do more than that." He promises, letting her push his head down her body. His hands graze her breasts, palming them through the fabric as she spreads her legs for him. Jakob's about to move lower but her dress has other plans. It seems Ines is in more of a hurry than he is, expertly freeing herself of the garment. He doesn't even see where it lands as he takes her in. The stiff peaks on pert breasts, the concave of a smooth stomach, toned by years of gymnastics. "Fuck." It's all he can think to say before his mouth is on Ines' neck, hand at her hip, squeezing it while he drags his tongue along her skin. His free hand goes to her breast, pressing a thumb across a stiff nipple as he takes the other in his mouth, humming when her small frame jerks with the contact. Every bit of her he comes in contact with tastes divine, the promise of something sweeter waiting for him making his cock twitch.

Jakob releases her nipple, dragging his mouth further as he shifts her body up the table. Once again, he forgets time and place as his cock strains with need, throbbing through his pants as he shifts her. He takes Ines in, his own desire evident on his face as he catches her wanton gaze, green hues trailing from her eyes, to her breasts, glistening now, to her stomach, and then her cunt.

He groans, hands pushing her legs apart so he can get a better look. The way she's dripping, glistening over slick folds, the way her legs still quiver from her last high. Jakob presses a kiss to her knee, to her inner thigh, drawing closer to her cunt before locking gazes with her. He wraps his arms under her thighs, tugging them apart as his mouth hovers hot breath over her folds. "Then I think we're gonna have problems," he utters lowly, keeping her gaze as he lowers her mouth to her, drawing his tongue up her folds in a slow, deliberate motion. He watches the way her eyes flutter, the sharp gasp that leaves her as her wet coats his tongue like honey.

He pulls back a half inch, running his tongue on the inside of his mouth, tasting her. "Because you're gonna cum harder this time, Nes." It's another promise as he lowers his mouth and begins lapping against her folds, a slow, steady teasing. He can feel her legs quiver, keeping them apart as he tugs her closer, practically burying his face in her cunt as he teases her with the tip of his tongue, feeling the way she jerks. Another teasing laugh escapes at how her body responds to him, how good she tastes and how she moans when he finally gets to her clit, lapping over the sensitive mound slowly.

[thenightwemetnatural]

the thing is. it’s okay to be sooo busy on november 5th. like the original november 5th wasn’t an all day event okay there will be waves of joy and wonder and it’ll die down at times so take my hand. we will simply enjoy what we can