#(I’m not kidding)

[lavsnz]

i’ve recently been made aware that some people start sneezing when it’s cold & i can’t get that thought out of my head so please enjoy this late night scenario i’ve been thinking about all day

girlfriends on a winter walk, maybe in the downtown of a city going shopping, & it’s snowing outside. one of them always sneezes when she’s cold, it’s a tell tale sign. her girlfriend always has a pack of tissues in her coat or purse for this reason. as they’re walking, the sneezy girlfriend starts sneezing, & at some point her girlfriend pulls them into a coffee shop despite them having eaten a bit early. when the sneezy girlfriend asks why, her girlfriend explains that she must be cold because she’s sneezing so much. they order warm drinks & go to a quiet area so the sneezy girlfriend can sneeze without worrying anyone or making others think she’s sick

when they get home sneezy girlfriend is ushered to the bedroom & convinced to change into sweats by her girlfriend. they crawl into bed & her girlfriend grabs the box of tissues she keeps on her nightstand so that sneezy girlfriend can sneeze all she needs & will be able to wipe & blow her nose

some possible quotes that could go along with this:

• “we’re here [coffee shop] to give your nose a break”

• “get those cold sneezes out”

• “you’re sneezing a whole bunch, you must be cold” (said if sneezy girlfriend tries to argue that she’s fine)

[bagel-the-cardslinger]

I’ve recently learned that there are gimmick blogs and a community for sturgeons and sturgeon posting on tumblr

[idiot-mushroom]

first comic for my rodeo tmnt au :D

next (be patient)

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Me: Why does no one crate train their dog anymore?

Me, scrolling the comments on a cute video of a puppy sleeping in a comfortable crate: I’m starting to understand why all the dogs at work act like they’ve never been crated in their life.

[rosecoloredtarot]

Me, shuffling my tarot deck: alright buddy, I need help figuring this situation out

*lays out my spread*

My tarot deck:

[violetvix366]

Checked the steam page for sonic x shadow generations to see the LGBTQ+ tag and got THIS!!!

What happens in this game!?😨

[the-fatal-impact]

1670 is polish House of the Dragon and here is why!

Ruler father, whom only pretends he’s know what he’s doing.

Conservative wife, whom hate her husbad and rather prefer to be in lesbian relationship.

Useless „party boy” son.

Second son, real pride of the family.

Progressive daughter.

Weird uncle who’s constantly fighting wars away from home.

„Erasmus guy”, whom can’t live the way he wants.

[fuujiya]

Flcl

[sanguineselene666]

Knowing simp used to be slang for a stupid person back in Alastor’s day, I have a burning need for him to call Vox a simp meaning he’s an idiot, but the rest of the characters react how you’d expect, a la Lucifer threatening to fuck Adam.

[polychromaddict]

Whoopsie I tripped *throws all my Deltarune sketches at you*

Trying to figure out how to translate the characters into my style was a fun challenge, I plan on doing more! Noelle is just like me for real

[coolittleguy]

I’m pretty sure I kin Aziraphale because I’m in love with Crowley, and that’s the most Aziraphaleish one can get.

[arrowfleur]

David is Low-key (high-key) the type to cry when he sees Angel on their wedding day.

[filmbyjy]

okay, I also came back onto here from my small hiatus to just say

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SM

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I STOPPED STANNING ANY SM GROUPS🖕🏻

like don’t get me wrong, I love some of the songs created by SM artists but FUCKETH YOU SM ENT AND YOUR SHITTY TACTIC OF ‘TAKING CARE’ OF YOUR ARTIST

[diadotcom]

if you ship rooster with maverick i need you to get the fuck away from me what is wrong with you

[sniped-hugger]

this is what I’ve been doing when I need a break from Borderlands

[beau-minerals]