#(He's French Canadian)

[il-predestinato]

The fact that Chinese GP organizers are like we gotta respect his French Monégasque heritage and painstakingly transliterated his name to best resemble “Sharl Leclair” while that little menace is happily prancing around introducing himself to the world as “Ch-charles LeKLeRK” is just killing me. 😭

[lionmythflower]

evan: and my memère-

Regulus: your what

Evan: grandma

Regulus: then it would be grandmère or something along those lines

Evan: no

*regulus and Evan proceed to argue over European French and Canadian French for the 4th time that week*

Barty, annoyed: *muttering smth in Italian abt them arguing*

[mangokabuto]

Some dance + real-world-equivalent-ethnicity headcannons :)

Some more little bits i be thinking abt for those who want more dance content: (under the cut)

Usopp with his salsa fundamentals and luffy with his vague memories of samba end up, at some point, coming up with their own much more chaotic combo of the two. They r spinning around so fast its insane. Luffy is about to launch them into the sun. They're having a great time.

Sanji being absolutely miffed when the only other ppl on the crew who know how to couple's dance with him are Usopp and Luffy. He gets over it ofc, being able to actually dance with another person quickly overwhelms the "I wanted to tango with a beautiful lady" grief

Sanji being able to help Usopp re-learn salsa and them bonding over their moms abt it 🥲Luffy is a lost cause tho he's not learning shit /j

BaroqueWorks Robin and Bon Clay bonding over ballet Q_Q

Brook inventing the most INSANE new dips/twirls/transitions because he no longer has muscles or skin or whatever in the way

Also I firmly believe Usopp listens & dances to anything made by Spice, Mr. Killa, and Yung Bredda, but he refuses to let the crew know this. He's not embarrassed or anything he's just fairly sure Sanji would have a heart attack and die if he heard the lyrics

Sanji listens & dances to Rodrigo y Gabriela he's in love with their story

Zoro is one of those freaks who has no desire to listen to music at all but he won't turn it off if it's on, yk?

As made obvious above I think Usopp and Sanji are the 1st and 2nd most versatile dancers, but neither of them dance more Often than Franky

If i had to rank them based on how often/readily they will dance its....in the order I placed the pictures, with chopper between brook and nami. Luffy is only so low cause he'd usually rather be eating, and brook cause he'd rather be playing, and zoro cause he'd rather be drinking/napping

Robin will readily dance with you if you ask her but she's not going to initiate

If you love dance like i do and want to see some specific choreographers/dances i had in mind while drawing these, that will be the rest of this bullet list!

Sanji is doing Derek Hough's little solo bit from his pasodoble choreo on dancing with the stars. look it up it is so peak

Dancing with the star (chopper <3)

In my head Usopp is perfectly capable of dancing any choreography by Latrice Kabamba (west african steps), Tricia Miranda (dancehall), or Yeifren Mata (mostly male solo salsa)

For Franky I think some old way choreos by Nastya Batrachenko or Dashaun Wesley (he mostly does fem now but he has good old way stuff) r good

[theribbonmarkedroom]

Scott Pilgrim AU where literally everything is the same except Todd is French 💀

[bugsinshoes]

I want to see your OCs in action!

RAHHHH LAURIE DUMP !!!!!

these are just little doodles of my favourite goober ever <3 shes My Main OC so i HAVE to share more of her (shes all i ever think about)

shes so lovely, it would be a shame if something bad were to happen to her :)

(she'll be fine guys)

[strangestcase]

Me when Jekyll is anything but English: 💚😁💚😁💚😁💚😁💚😁

[dreamingamongthestars]

Lance really pulled out the classic Québécois cuntiness today and yall are too weak to appreciate it

[cheesebrackers]

"FORZEN FROM HLVRAI ISN'T FRANCE FRENCH HE'S CANADIAN FRENCH!!!" Are my last words as I get dragged into the asylum

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

ok look wildbow were less than six paragraphs in but i need to sit you down and have a talk with you. i love your writing most of the time. but you need to stop calling explicit attention to these things. yes you can use a characters texting style to reveal parts of their personality, thats a good thing to do. but it becomes substantially less potent as soon as you draw attention to it. because your audience is now aware that you're establishing character, rather than getting the sense of their characterization as they read.

[moonkit60633]

CANUCK Canuck my beloved you deserve to be real

He’s technically already a national, but I basically just stole the name. He’s got the Vancouver canucks logo on his back (sponsored) as well as a bunch of the provincial flags! (Including Labradors cause fuck you)

He’s narrow gauge, so he’s got inline skates! Just thought it would be a silly nod. He’s also nice and polite but the SECOND he touches the race track it’s no holds bared, racing is a contact sport to him

[princelancey]

There is something so endearing about Lance subconsciously mimicking the accent of whoever he's talking too

[oodlyenough]

lmao rip benjamin hunter, au quebec il s'appelle toujours miles edgeworth

[quarks-pussy]

I am so utterly amused every time someone says they didn't know Picard was French. His name is Jean-Luc Picard what do you MEAN you didn't realise he was French???

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Scene that isn't in Ted Lasso but should be: Richard and Thierry getting into a fight over French vs Canadian French.

[theperrylleluniverse]

As if he couldn't get any sexier 🫠

(/transcript: Perry Mason is standing in a coroner's inquest. He asks, "Can I question the doctor?" The coroner nods and Perry nods back before saying, "Doctor, Vous-avez Vouz etudiez le medecine? Un Sorbonne?" The doctor looks confused and the coroner cuts in with "Mr. Mason -" /end)