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#this moment is so iconic to me#“how dare a *canadian* violate my accent she’s not even FROM FRANCE SHE WAS JUST COLONIZED"#but I can understand her a bit: he speaks the texas of french#the foxhole court#aftg by kee#the sunshine court#jean moreau#tgr spoilers#the golden raven#tgr#I had more pictures but alas#aftg
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THE WHITE LOTUS (2021–) 3.02 Special Treatments
#thewhitelotusedit#the white lotus#twledit#cinemapix#dailyflicks#tvgifs#tvarchive#userthing#dailyfilmtvgifs#cinematv#filmtvcentral#hboedit#dailyhbo#userlolo#tusercarolina#userlera#usermorgan#televisiongifs#**#*gif#the white lotus spoilers#twl spoilers#french canadian girly was in on it#and greg has a new name? oh he's still doing shady shit
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The fact that Chinese GP organizers are like we gotta respect his French Monégasque heritage and painstakingly transliterated his name to best resemble “Sharl Leclair” while that little menace is happily prancing around introducing himself to the world as “Ch-charles LeKLeRK” is just killing me. 😭
#charles leclerc#chinese gp 2024#the french canadian in me is sobbing#the way he pronounces his own name#😭#laugh tag
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been playing rogue trader and i guess i have a fave. sacred stigmata etc
#pasqal !#a walking cable management problem.#idk i'm still figuring out how i think he looks. every pascal i know is french canadian and i think that is an influence lol
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Some dance + real-world-equivalent-ethnicity headcannons :)
Some more little bits i be thinking abt for those who want more dance content: (under the cut)
Usopp with his salsa fundamentals and luffy with his vague memories of samba end up, at some point, coming up with their own much more chaotic combo of the two. They r spinning around so fast its insane. Luffy is about to launch them into the sun. They're having a great time.
Sanji being absolutely miffed when the only other ppl on the crew who know how to couple's dance with him are Usopp and Luffy. He gets over it ofc, being able to actually dance with another person quickly overwhelms the "I wanted to tango with a beautiful lady" grief
Sanji being able to help Usopp re-learn salsa and them bonding over their moms abt it 🥲Luffy is a lost cause tho he's not learning shit /j
BaroqueWorks Robin and Bon Clay bonding over ballet Q_Q
Brook inventing the most INSANE new dips/twirls/transitions because he no longer has muscles or skin or whatever in the way
Also I firmly believe Usopp listens & dances to anything made by Spice, Mr. Killa, and Yung Bredda, but he refuses to let the crew know this. He's not embarrassed or anything he's just fairly sure Sanji would have a heart attack and die if he heard the lyrics
Sanji listens & dances to Rodrigo y Gabriela he's in love with their story
Zoro is one of those freaks who has no desire to listen to music at all but he won't turn it off if it's on, yk?
As made obvious above I think Usopp and Sanji are the 1st and 2nd most versatile dancers, but neither of them dance more Often than Franky
If i had to rank them based on how often/readily they will dance its....in the order I placed the pictures, with chopper between brook and nami. Luffy is only so low cause he'd usually rather be eating, and brook cause he'd rather be playing, and zoro cause he'd rather be drinking/napping
Robin will readily dance with you if you ask her but she's not going to initiate
If you love dance like i do and want to see some specific choreographers/dances i had in mind while drawing these, that will be the rest of this bullet list!
Sanji is doing Derek Hough's little solo bit from his pasodoble choreo on dancing with the stars. look it up it is so peak
Dancing with the star (chopper <3)
In my head Usopp is perfectly capable of dancing any choreography by Latrice Kabamba (west african steps), Tricia Miranda (dancehall), or Yeifren Mata (mostly male solo salsa)
For Franky I think some old way choreos by Nastya Batrachenko or Dashaun Wesley (he mostly does fem now but he has good old way stuff) r good
#my art#dancing HCs#they're all transgender if you didnt notice btw <3#wano is such a clear and intentional allegory for isreal/palestine and zoro's family came from there. he has some brown in him i stg!!!#i know oda said Brook was from austria but oda is wrong <3 brook told me so himself in a dream i prommy#sanji is apparently french. his birth parents are clearly german royalty. his real father is irish. why is he french /hj#chopper is canadian ofc but he is also. a deer
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Scott Pilgrim AU where literally everything is the same except Todd is French 💀
#Scott pilgrim#todd ingram#scott pilgrim fanart#todd ingram fanart#Scott pilgrim vs the world#Scott pilgrim and the infinite sadness#scott pilgrim takes off#spto#took some inspiration from the black and white 20th anniversary boxset 🙏🏾#one of my followers on insta said ‘French Todd in the anime would be funny to show that Wallace likes French guys (mobile)’#and my addition is that SPTO!wallace stops liking Todd bc he gets the ick hearing him speak French French and not Canadian French lmao#LASTLY I think the cleaning lady joke would be funnier if it wasn’t just Todd being stupid but also bc#of him not 100% understanding English#I have years worth of Scott Pilgrim art haven’t posted here lol#des art tag
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i am making my own ii human names list, but very slowly, because i am pedantic. also, i will not be counting mephone creating them as canon. ive had these ethnicity and family hcs for ages, and i will base my names on them. now, here are the two most important names.
OJ: Olivier-Jean "OJ" Jacques Silveira. my oj interpretation/gijinka is brazilian (paternal side) and ivorian (maternal side). his last name comes from his father and is brazilian portuguese. his first name and middle name were given by his mother, as many people in côte d'ivoire speak french (french colonization —> it's the official language now but there's MANY others accompanying it). a lot of people who speak french like to use "jean" in hyphenated names (trust me ive met a bajillion of them), so i included it. i think his name sounds quite classy.
oj was born and raised in america, speaking english at school and french at home. as well as some portuguese, but he never actually learned it. i think he would become quite pissy when kids at school would pronounce his name incorrectly (Olivier-Jean is... very not intuitive to english speakers. i believe they would say it like Oliver-Jeen) so they ended up using oj as shorthand. and he was fine with that, so it stuck. but at home he's Olivier and Olivier-Jean. he tells new people he meets to call him oj just because it's consistent and because he doesn't like the sound of his real name being mispronounced. coming from someone who constantly gets her real names mispronounced.
Paper: Paige Hsu (foreign name) and 许佩妍 / Xǔ Pèiyán (original name). my paper interpretation/gijinka is han taiwanese, so fully of han chinese descent. more specifically, hoklo (chosen because i hc he can speak mandarin AND hokkien). his family immigrated to taiwan from fujian (province in china with hoklo ancestry) post ww2. Xǔ is a particularly common surname in fujian, so i chose it for him. be gentle with me if i messed up with his given name LOL i know much less about chinese than french (but DO inform me if you know more about it and spot any mistakes!). Pèiyán means, in a way, beautiful garment. to wear something beautiful. to be adorned. etc. it's partially based on trying to make it seem a bit like the name "Paige", partially based on what i think his mother might name him (no real hopes or dreams for him so it's a little shallow), partially based on him as i know him (focused on presenting himself). it's also, as far as i know, a name mostly used for women. note that my interpretation of paper is usually a trans man.
now, Paige is unisex, it sounds like page, and it's a loved one of mine's favourite name for him, so i like it. i also think it makes sense for when he immigrated to canada with his mother as something they chose, and something he can still keep (being conveniently unisex). Hsu is one of the taiwanese romanizations for Xǔ. im not sure if he'd take on oj's last name. perhaps he'd hyphenate them. he's not particularly attached to his family, but Paige Hsu is quite a pretty name.
bonus: nickel is named Nikola Stević. this one was easy because my interpretation of nickel is kosovar serb. last names come from the father but the exact practice of it is a bit outdated so Stević is likely from his grandfather or great-grandfather (unless im misremembering how it works). i don't like the name Nicholas his name is Nikola. Nicholas sounds like a sweet little boy Nikola sounds like a menace. i see Nicholas everywhere start calling your nickel Nikola
#juice.txt#juice ramble#oj ii#paper ii#ii oj#ii paper#payjay#nickel ii#ii nickel#i love various cultures and naming conventions ❤️#to be clear paper immigrated from taiwan (maybe around 10 ish? 12? not sure) to canada#then moved to america for inanimate insanity (expenses covered by mephone because he just Can do that)#i have a lot of characters that are canadian btw its not just paper alone#but oj has only ever lived in america#nickel lived in kosovo as a child and im still figuring out if he had a stop in canada or not#because i wanna determine for how long he's been friends with baseball#trust me im fucking insane about these things i will go all the way#anyway if you see an error with paper's name TELL ME#i tried my best to make sure the name existed and have found people named exactly that (许佩妍)#but one can never be too sure#olivier-jean im not worried about. id totally meet a dude called olivier-jean. mind you i actually speak french though lmao#french speakers looooove hyphenating jean in their names#also oj is a lot more mixed than just ivorian and brazilian but that's the most 'known' ethnicities he has#forgot to mention this in the tags earlier but baseball is born and raised canadian its just such an ingrained hc i forget its not canon LOL#ii is set in america mephone is just crazy and sponsors everyones immigration because he can do a lot of magical insane things
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saw a post that said “your cat likes it when you eat with them”and,, now i can’t stop thinking about minho with his (& gally’s) cat.
Minho prepares his own dinner before making his way over to Enculé’s food bowl, picking it up and taking it over to the counter.
He grabs the wet food that he stores in the cabinet, scraping some of it onto Enculé’s plate, saving the rest for later.
Meow
“I get it, it’s dinner time. You’ve told me that fifty times now.” Minho looks down at the brown cat, who has now resorted to pawing at his calf. “You’re impatient. I had to cook my food first, you don’t want to eat alone- do you?”
Meow
“See? I know you. Come on.” Minho sits the cat’s food down at the kitchen table before grabbing the cat’s water bowl, placing it beside of the food plate.
Enculé makes a small, happy purr as he jumps up onto the chair, placing his front paws on the table in order to reach said plates. Minho sits down in his own chair across from his pet.
“Gally would kill me if he saw you up here, you know. He’s kind of allergic to you.” Minho says, shoving his fork in his mouth. Enculé gnaws on his kibble, having already finished his wet food. He glances up at Minho as he chews, seeming to recognize Gally’s name.
“He loves you, don’t worry.” Minho winks, pouring more of the wet food on the plate for Enculé. “Not more than me, of course. He’s just your second dad.”
Meow
“I know! He’s starting to warm up to you, though. He likes it when you lay on his lap during our movie nights.” Minho smiles, reaching over to pet Enculé’s head. He purrs, rubbing his forehead against Minho’s palm. “I get it, I know. Your place is my chest, don’t worry. Gally won’t take your spot during movie nights.”
Minho doesn’t hear the door to their apartment open, nor does he hear Gally’s footsteps as he comes into the kitchen.
Gally opens his mouth to greet Minho, but he hears Minho talking. To who? He has no clue. For a second, he assumes Thomas or Newt are here. But when he notices that Minho keeps talking despite no answer, he comes to the conclusion.
It’s the damn cat.
Now, Gally does love Enculé, at least.. He tolerates him. He’s cute, fluffy, relatively friendly when he wants to be. But he’s jealous. And possessive.
The first time Gally tried to cuddle with Minho on the couch, the cat jumped across the room and slapped Gally’s hand away from Minho’s thigh before hissing at Gally and curling up on Minho’s chest. The first time Gally kissed Minho, Enculé climbed up Gally’s pants and clawed through them.
The cat is demonic, in Gally’s eyes. And Minho knows this as well. There’s a reason why Thomas is scared to enter Minho’s apartment while Enculé is out and roaming it. Enculé doesn’t like Thomas either.
The pair have now resorted to shutting their bedroom door in order to sleep at night, the cat would lay in between of their pillows and growl at Gally if he tried to touch Minho.
The two have gotten better, Gally is now allowed to pet the cat’s head-at first, the action had earned Gally a few scars-without consequences. The cat also likes to sleep on Gally’s lap if they sit on the couch.
Progress. They’re making progress. Gally still gets hissed at whenever he kisses Minho on the lips, though.
Gally shakes his head, leaning against the island in their kitchen as he watches Minho talk about his day, hands going in all different directions as he walks the cat through his job.
“And then- the newbie broke the espresso machine! So I had to tell all of the angry moms that they couldn’t have espresso at four in the afternoon- and they got mad at me! Can you believe that?”
Enculé looks up from his plate once again, pupils narrowing as he watches his owner wave his hands around like a madman. Gally stifles a laugh, not wanting to ruin their moment.
“It’s okay though, we’re supposed to get a new one tomorrow. I won’t get yelled at by angry people anymore.” He pauses, looking at the cat’s empty water bowl. “More water?”
Minho grabs the empty bowl, going towards the sink when he jumps, finally noticing Gally.
“Gal- Hi! I didn’t hear you come in!” He quickly looks at the cat, who is still sitting at the table. He looks back at Gally, cheeks turning red. “We were eating dinner together, but don’t worry- I’ll clean the table off really well so that you don’t—“ Gally walks over to the sink and pulls Minho in for a kiss, effectively shutting Minho’s rant up.
“It was sweet. You were talking to him like he’s a human.” Minho rolls his eyes, the red on his cheeks deepening. Blushing is always something that Gally has always loved to make Minho do.
“He was responding, Gal.” Minho defends his pet. But before Gally can say anything back, the cat leaps off the table and saunters over, rubbing his head and body against Gally’s shins.
Meow
“Look- He’s saying hello!” Minho beams, looking down at Enculé with as much love as a father would have for his baby. “He loves you.”
Gally chuckles and shakes his head, bending down and scooping the cat up in his arms, cradling him.
“Yeah- Hi to you, too.” The cat purrs, rubbing his face against Gally’s chest and chin. “Uh huh- and I love you too.”
Gally knows that is going to make Minho’s night.
And he’s right, Minho doesn’t shut up about Gally saying “I love you” to his cat.
In fact-in Gally’s mind-Minho makes it an even bigger deal than when Gally said “I love you” to Minho himself.
#the maze runner#tmr minho#tmr gally#minally#this came to me in a vision#minho with a cat is so important to me actually#that’s his child your honor#gally’s face will def puff up later bc of the cat’s cuddles but shhhh#he loves him anyway#yes minho does this every night i was there (im literally their table)#enculé means asshole so minho’s cat is named asshole#enculé is brown bc he’s a little shit#french canadian gally my BELOVED.#this is so dumb but listen.#im tired so i hope this made sense#ficlet#my writing#my headcanons#my fics#ari rambles#ari talks#ari speaks
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I want to see your OCs in action!
RAHHHH LAURIE DUMP !!!!!
these are just little doodles of my favourite goober ever <3 shes My Main OC so i HAVE to share more of her (shes all i ever think about)
shes so lovely, it would be a shame if something bad were to happen to her :)
(she'll be fine guys)
#aaaanyways the top text is basically just french canadian for:#“im going to punch this guys face in because hes being a right piece of shit and hes getting on my nerves and im at my fucking limit"#i love her so much i CANT#i promise i will be posting more soon ive just been in horrible art block plus life is very overwhelming atm#some things im gonna post soon is a new laurie ref sheet just with her different ages and stuff#and i mighttt work on some comics with my ocs#idk when theyll be finished but im slowly writing ideas#i also have SO much laurie angst NONE of you are gonna be ready for#laurie wood#gravity falls#art tag#asks#oc tag#through the woods verse
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Me when Jekyll is anything but English: 💚😁💚😁💚😁💚😁💚😁
#they’ve made him Canadian French Scottish Spanish Argentinian Czech Russian German American… what can’t he be#(the answer is ENGLISH)#jekyll and hyde
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at first I was like why is baizu on my fyp and then I remembered my dear mutual diluc existed. better then my Chucky cheese moot tbh.
i needed to make sure i didnt doom scroll so,,, baizhu.png tag i go
#oops my keyboard was in french#the placement was jus a little off bc i didn't pick the french canadian one#orz#but anyways yeah i have personal baizhu And personal diluc tags for when i need to look through good pieces of them#not to mention my baizhlucs <3#but yeah in case youve yet to notice. uhm I am diluc and i am Insanely in love with baizhu#i think id feel confident in saying hes my comfort character tbh#he's also just like#the best genshin character ever#ignore everyone else#baizhu#hes perfect#asks#pestilencesingsyoufoward#hello luka moot btw#sorry not sorry for the baizhu#it Will happen again
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You know, being secretive and private about his personal life is kind of Spy's whole thing, but I feel like a fun little alternative to taking that route could be just to make him a massive fucking habitual liar. They dont even have to be relevant lies that hide any important information, it could legit just be him lying about his hair color to the team or smth. I know this is already pretty common so it's nothing new under the sun but I just think it'd be pretty funny if instead of being like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother" it could be like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother, but I am gay, so watch out for your dad"
#tf2#team fortress two#my post#tf2 headcanons#tf2 spy#bro got that mansplain malewife misinform <3#so technically he's lying but also making up complete random bullshit#to Sniper at 3am: ''oh did you not know? I'm not actually French. I'm from Canada'' <- a complete lie that does not benefit him in any way#whats the point of being given the perfect opportunity to invent a whole new identity for yourself if you dont take the chance to make#yourself a Canadian fake blond man that is gay- married to a prince in Turkey and may or may not have banged both of Scout's parents#silly chatters
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Charlie, on the other side of the roof – a distance so short but so impossibly far away – held by the throat, suspended in mid air by the First Man. Her hooves kicked wildly, her claws scraped at his fingers. He could hear her choked, fearful gasp as he squeezed tighter, cutting off her airways.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Alastor acts before he thinks.
OR; if Lucifer got there a fraction too late, and Alastor didn’t teleport away when he did, and all that happens thereafter
next part >>
#ao3#oneshot#fanfic#i wrote this between the chapters of my other fic so it might not be that good#but it’s certainly something#hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#this fic is just alastor doing that thing moms do where they can throw cars if their kid is in danger#also this fic is kinda graphic#so watch out for that i guess??#and don’t bully me for my french#i only took french canadian in elementary and middle school and i never fucking paid attention#i had to use google translate forgive me#radioapple hazbin hotel#radioapple#just a tad#it got gay near the end#fuckin snuck up on me i didn’t expect it#alastor started waxing poetic abt how lucifer looked like an angel and i was more shocked than he was
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ok look wildbow were less than six paragraphs in but i need to sit you down and have a talk with you. i love your writing most of the time. but you need to stop calling explicit attention to these things. yes you can use a characters texting style to reveal parts of their personality, thats a good thing to do. but it becomes substantially less potent as soon as you draw attention to it. because your audience is now aware that you're establishing character, rather than getting the sense of their characterization as they read.
#its like someone told him show dont tell#and he was like. por que no los dos#but in french ig bc someone said hes canadian#porquoi non le deux#french speaking followers ur free to roast me for that one#wormblr#wardblr#ward liveblog#parahumans
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CANUCK Canuck my beloved you deserve to be real
He’s technically already a national, but I basically just stole the name. He’s got the Vancouver canucks logo on his back (sponsored) as well as a bunch of the provincial flags! (Including Labradors cause fuck you)
He’s narrow gauge, so he’s got inline skates! Just thought it would be a silly nod. He’s also nice and polite but the SECOND he touches the race track it’s no holds bared, racing is a contact sport to him
#he thinks he and Greaseball are friends#greaseball hates him#he is friends with prince of wales tho#he’s my baby baby boy#the CN 805 is an actual engine#from NFL! that’s why I made him Labradorian#nobody understands what he’s saying#he can speak French but it’s Acadian French#stex#starlight express#starlight express oc#stex oc#Canuck the Canadian national
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did Nigel say speebaw representing Japan or did I mishear him.
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