#(Haaaaaah!

[ireallyamabear]

turns out in andor s2 cassian is carrying the nemik manifesto around all the time to talk to it when he feels down. and THEN it turns out nemik was alive in it all this time like a little tamagotchi. if you feed him he comes up with cool new rebel catch phrases. it's really cute. not creepy. cute. nemigotchi. i will not be taking criticism on this post.

[trubbishrubbish]

I'm starting a collection of purple girls who are abrasive, rude and I would do anything for.

[lesbianneopolitan]

what do you love most about your girlfriend and what do you love the most about yourself?

if she read these she would try to deny it all, but hear me out

I love that she's very patient, and accepting of how I am?? like, we're very similar in a lot of things, very considerate, she's actually pretty hardworking and kind, sometimes kinder than I am- she's pretty, her interest for cosplay is awesome, she's also a v good RPer, she's adorable, here for both the good and the bad, she likes spending time with me like, we love watching stuff together and I like when she shares shows or movies she likes and that I haven't watched, that way I discover new stuff the same way I show her my sometimes bizarre media I like, she's very loving and affectionate with me, even when she's going through her own stuff she makes the effort to send me small signals when she's thinking about me and that's v appreciated

I feel I could go on and on about this because I also love the little details she has with me

and as for what I love most about myself, the fact that I'm passionate ig

[oneshortlove]

Happy that I have motivation and inspiration to do things, sad that it's not for the things I want to do

[coyotescribbles]

Presented 100% without context:

"Look, there has to be a - a dolly or something that I can use to get you back upstairs and - and maybe… there's gotta be someone who can fix you-" "Why're you even worried? Just get outta here the boss gets mad enough to send his pet murder machine down here, cameras or no." "…So, what, you're just giving up?" "Why not? That's what you did." "I did not-!" "Oh, quit lying to yourself! Nobody agrees to come on this show unless they are quite literally at the end of their rope, and you aren't any different! You're just like every other contestant, you're running from something, and I'm not talking about Frankie. So just. Run."

[askbeannuts]

[Felix says: "No what-if stories here!"]

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[[In all seriousness, in an alternate timeline, these two did not survive this chapter... so Lars' comments/worries are hints towards that alternate direction.]]

[crossgartered]

haha the next time someone at work misgenders me I'm going to snap ^^

[steelthroat]

Me and "editing videos even tho I don't know how to do it but it's for the greater good" are back together.

[shiichiya]

Beli chan... ♡ 

[thatkirbynerd]

I'm sorry but I'm not sorry this is the one he's kinda cute I wanna give him a smooch and a hug and I wouldn't mind cuddling with him I can be ur boyfriend or girlfriend

[lilac-5ky]

To my dearest friend Mallory, aka @sugisyakult

enjoy the gifs and pics of your husband before I get soppy, teehee.

TW: SO CHEESY YOU CAN DIP NACHOS IN ME

I'm notoriously bad with showing my affection for others, but considering it's your birthday and birthdays are to be celebrated as the day a favorite person came into this world, I felt the need to share a few of my thoughts.

We met on this godforsaken website close-ish to a year ago. You were the first person I probably approached in my entire life, and I can hardly believe it was due to me breaking down about my obsession on our then (WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BETRAYAL) shared husband.

We might have gotten together because of Shinsuke, but the reason we stuck together was due to all the things we shared, trauma-bonded over, and loved together. It's a shame that there are limitations to the amount of memories we can share, but I appreciate our bond and friendship all the same, because to me you are more than a girl I happened to meet online and fangirl with.

You are someone who told me I was normal, even if my normal was a different kind from others. You helped me feel at peace with myself, and my feelings, and my irrational obsessions, and you've been more of a friend to me than people I've known my entire life. You are more than an internet friend. You are a comrade, a partner in crime, a shoulder to lean on, a therapist, an attorney, and a warm hug all in one.

For a long while I felt like I'd never say those words about another person again, but truly, you are my best friend, and I love you for it.

I'm sorry for leaning heavily on me and my feelings for this post, but you know me, selfish conceited bastard alert hah. And I was hoping to write you a small Shinsuke thing, but I failed since swamped ;-; YOU ARE THE BETTER FRIEND HERE SOMEHOW OKAY.

Still, I hope your birthday is wonderful, and the days that come after are even more wonderful, and that one day, you can find your own Shinsuke who will love you as much as you love our fictional husband. (he'd better or else remind him i can kick ass)

That'd be all! Let's pretend like the following picture is Gin blowing the candles on Shinsuke's cake and not harassing him like he always does.

[inkykeiji]

i-i-i *sniffs, hiccups a lil, rubs a knuckle at my eye* i mISS MIKEYYYYYYYYYY 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[papercupids]

[aocello]

My brain feels like a clogged pipe

[hells-sirenqueen]

Hello again, my queen. Ever since our last conversation, I've been restless. I took the time to review everything I've been taught about religion up until just before meeting you, and I've come to the conclusion that Big G generally sucks a lot, doesn't he?

It feels awfully like everything he's done regarding humanity has been a plot to elevate himself in the eyes of the masses. During the old testament, he's just going around causing problems and blaming humans for forcing his hand, and yes, honestly, humans aren't the best, but shouldn't an all-powerful being be able to make up with a better solution than just drowning everyone and everything except maybe 5 people and a pair of each animal?

And, additionally, if he's all-knowing, shouldn't he know better than to put the tree of the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden? Setting up this test of obedience while being fully aware that the ones tested will fail and then blaming them when he could have prevented the whole thing is flat out manipulative.

And after fucking it all up for humans, he proceeds to casually send out his son to fix everything and in the process of that, assist him into brainwashing multiple other people into believing he's the good guy in all of this. He caused tons of problems just to have Jesus fix everything and make everyone forget he's the one causing the problems! And he blames us for all the things he's supposed to be able to prevent. Because it's a test? That's so stupid.

If he was The Heavenly Father That Loves All™, he wouldn't be testing humans by throwing them into deep water. He'd be offering guidance and helping prevent the bad things that happen, since he can, just like an actual patent actually does with their children that they actually love, wouldn't he? But he's doing pretty much the opposite thing and then he twists the narrative to make himself out to be the best, on top of everything else! I think I'm so done with God...

PS. I love that nickname! It's so cute! Thank you your majesty!

"Welcome, my darling Kit, to my reality. God isn't all that great, now is he? I'm pleased to see that you've come to your senses and realized what an actual sham God is. He really isn't helpful or loving. Just a self-proclaimed diety that likes to stir drama and only desires to be seen in a positive light because apparently,'God can do no wrong'. Pft..yeah right.

I've been done with God for years, eons even! You'll likely be condemned to Hell for cursing Big G like that, but I personally find that as a win. Once you enter Hell, you'll be a Sinner, and I'll personally make sure you're well taken care of. Don't let that stick in the mud make you feel down, darling. You can always trust me, your beloved Queen of Hell." ♡

[xxfillerxx]

i would not be able to survive charisma house if I was thrown into the house but I would be able to put up with Terra's antics bc my mum is basically Terra

"Eh? How are you handling this so well?"

"It's like you're used to it or something."

"Yeah, my mum's basically Terra. So I lived with a Terra for my whole life."

"Ah, I see. My condolences."

"Yeah, it must've been tough."

"Hah? Why are you guys talking like that?"