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draco-glacialis · 10 days ago

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Agatha: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Jen: No. No, Agatha, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Agatha calls Rio. Number five: Alice gets eaten by a shark.

Alice: I’m Alice, and I approve the order of that list.

#incorrect quotes #agatha all along #Agatha Harkness #jennifer kale #alice wu gulliver #alice x jennifer #blood potions #rio x agatha #vidarkness #dark nature #suppose this would be a no magic/normal human au #that would end with Agatha calling Rio and then getting together to spite Jen #and it actually goes well for them #(Alice had an incident when surfing where she almost got attacked by a shark)#(hence the last one lol)#(Jen is worried for her gf)#also part of the reason why Jen doesn’t want Agatha and Rio to get back together is cause they’d annoy her #with all the affection #(which they ramp up around her to annoy her)

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