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[incognitopolls]

This isn't asking if you're out or if you discuss your identity– more like if you were at the grocery store, would someone shopping nearby be able to tell you're queer without you saying so?

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[daily-grian]

for USA thanksgiving can we have the Return of Grian Breasting Boobily. bc turkey breast. I just think it would be funny.

This request made me chuckle a lot when I saw it so sure, why not.

happy holidays

[dailyhatsune]

Excuse me, could I maybe ask for a transfem Miku reassuring me that things can still work out for me?

things’ll get better someday. when in doubt, let a blue shark handle it for you

[canisalbus]

Wait, holdup. Are you telling me that modern AU Machete used to smoke? Can we have more information on this, please?

Although a cigarette between his fingers might fit his silhouette, I can't imagine Machete smoking. Isn't he a health and hygiene freak?

He started smoking as a sad and disillusioned teen, mostly because some of his mature and edgy friends smoked and he wanted to seem mature and edgy as well.

First and foremost it was a way to manage stress, it gave him an impression that he was at least somewhat in control of his nerves. He does have a lot of health/hygiene anxiety, but he tried to justify it to himself by claiming that since he's so diligent and careful about everything else, surely he can afford to have this one bad habit that he's already familiar with. He wasn't proud of it, he knew perfectly well how smoking was objectively harmful, but he's fairly skilled in keeping himself in denial about things he's unwilling to contemplate. Also he's an extremely routine oriented person and it really rustles his jimmies when his daily rituals and personal coping mechanisms are tampered with.

I think he finally managed to quit for good some time after getting together with Vasco. Mostly because he had to start thinking about himself and his life in a new light and it made him painfully self-conscious about the whole thing. He was worried about smelling off-putting, tired of not being able to keep up with him physically and just generally guilty and embarrassed about being potentially annoying and unpleasant to be around.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Why would you just make percy say fuck

Make him say the most insane diabolical and evil things

[seasononesam]

Mystery spot episode is absolutely insane because everyone else is acting like they’re in a crackfic or comedic homage to Groundhog Day but Jared is fully giving psychological horror. He’s acting like he’s in a Saw film. And he’s right. And he gave the fic community such a gift. Because now we can read ten million fics about the immense trauma that he lived through watching Dean die every day for like 4 months. And then the 4 months after when Dean died and he just kind of had to continue. 10/10 legit one of the saddest episodes in the show. Everyone say thank you Jared

dean eating his 400th pig in a poke

sam

[ddarker-dreams]

Can you spare us some Scara crumbs for this starving pigeons pls?🥺🥺🥺 I miss the way how you write that shortass gremlin so much (I miss my wife, tails... I miss my wife)

There comes a point where even you, one of the few species capable of withstanding long-term exposure to a certain Harbinger, find yourself exasperated. Beneath his apathetic façade lies a volatile ego, poised to misinterpret the most innocent acts as a knife through the heart. Scaramouche's treated you coldly since you both retired to your personal quarters. You'd like to claim ignorance, but you know better — know him better — which makes remedying the issue harder.

"You had a fun evening, I take it?"

His voice shoots across the room, releasing the taut string that's had you in the crosshair for hours.

"It was fine," you accentuate your indifference with a shrug. Then, a counterattack of your own: "Why?"

He puffs his cheek to the side, looking more like an indignant child than one of the most feared forces at the Fatui's disposal. "Oh, no reason. I just couldn't help but notice how eager you were to fawn over my co-worker."

And there it is, you think. Why did we have to run into Childe, of all people...?

"I was just being polite."

"'Polite?'" He repeats, barking out a hollow laugh. "That smile, those sweet expressions were polite? Are you sure you weren't auditioning to be a courtesan?"

You offer him your most unimpressed look. Scaramouche returns it tenfold, narrowing his eyes and closing the gap in distance between you. You take it as an opportunity to examine the finer details he works so diligently to hide. The trembling of his lower lip, curling of his fists, and the watery sheen coating his eyes.

Although he doesn't require oxygen, his chest heaves like he's been deprived of it.

Or something of equal significance.

"I can't stand it," he admits, raising a shaky hand to cup your face. "You— that... nauseating charm. You're bound to attract pests everywhere you go. I thought by now, it'd be clear that you're off limits, but..."

Electricity crackles in the air.

Then, he freezes when you lay your hand on his.

"No one's going to try anything," you reassure. You leave out the part that they might as well be bringing about the end of the world. "Let's just call it a night before we get more worked up, okay?"

His fingers twitch.

Eventually, he averts his gaze, a rosy blush dusting over his cheeks.

Scaramouche clears his throat, then grumbles, "... I'm not worked up."

Regardless of his complaints, he silently acquiesces to your wish, slinking his way over to your wardrobe to contemplate what he'll have you wear the following day.

[mumblesplash]

You're my favorite person on this entire goddamn webbed site for the sheer uniqueness of your posting energy. Most people on tumblr (and social media in general) have a very vibes-based approach to constructing posts and interacting with communities - finding common ground in shared experiences. Conversely, you seem to go about the task of posting with the air of a particularly enthusiastic scientist - not that you're someone Other, or that you have any less love for the posting game in general, just that all of your posts seem very specifically crafted to test what portions of a take or an idea will resonate (positively or negatively, both are equally valuable) enough with tumblr's userbase to generate the most responses. We are the neverending supply of extremely susceptible lab rats and you are the person in a lab coat taking detailed notes on our behavior when you drop a new item into our enclosure. Sometimes the rats argue back, but that's just as crucial a part of the scientific process as anything else.

Also your poems fucking rule. Please keep doing what you want forever, because it's clearly working for you as-is.

[nina-ya]

*appears out of nowhere* hello~

Thoughts on slow-burning mindrot with Law? Just pure, embarrassing, neverending tension all the way :3

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes never ending tension slow burn my beloved there is just something so deliciously maddening about that slowly creeping build of desire!!

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

It starts small as tension often does. Maybe it was the way his fingers grazed against yours when he handed you a book one afternoon or the way his golden eyes sharply flick to your lips when you talk just for the briefest second before snapping back to your eyes. The way his voice takes on an almost distracted quality when he says your name like he’s testing the sound of it, rolling it around in his mind but refusing to let it take root. 

There are moments where his presence feels too heavy, too close. He lingers by you just a little longer than necessary, standing so close that the air between you two feels charged. When you brush past each other in the hallways of the Polar Tang, his hand subconsciously finds your waist as he slides past you without a second thought. 

Oh and the tension when you argue. Because of course, you argue. Law has his opinions about everything and he is not afraid to voice them, even if it means locking horns with you. But there’s something so infuriating about the way he holds your gaze in these moments, the way his voice dips lower, words becoming sharper. He would often get so close to you, and you swear for a second that it’s not anger you see in his eyes- it’s something hotter, something deeper. Though of course it never goes anywhere and that tension gets put on the back burner to simmer for another agonizing day. 

Then there’s that one moment. The one where everything seems like it is about to boil over. Maybe it’s late at night, and you find him hunched over a desk littered with god knows what and you talk. The conversation quickly turns persona;. Too personal. And somehow you are now sitting on his chest chatting his ear off as he looks up at you with that unreadable expression that always sends your heart racing. You aren’t quite sure who moves first- if it’s you leaning in or him reaching out but suddenly the air feels impossibly thin, and your heart is hammering in your chest. 

But just as that moment teeters on the edge of something more, just as your lips are a breath apart, some outside like a knock at the door pulls you away. And you both are left there flushed and stunned at what almost happened. And that tension lingers, stretches, and grows until you’re not sure anymore if it’s going to drive you both together or drive you insane.

[incognitopolls]

If you were in a wedding party as a teenager, choose whichever you feel best fits your age at the time + your role.

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[khairosclerosis]

Kristoph in 2d? She deserves to be a sweet strawberry girl

🍓 couldn't agree more my good anon <3 (link to outfit meme)

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

Does anyone know where I can get a Hatsune Miku outfit?

Request: Miku holding out a Miku costume as if to say "Go ahead. Put it on. Join me."

cosplay

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[felidaeng]

Are you an advocate for censorship?

is this because i said not to use the r slur

[canisalbus]

Does modern au Machete still have all his health problems.

I think so, but unlike his 16th century counterpart he has access to modern medicine, so everything is at least a little bit better managed. I'd say he's still dealing with a number of health issues, but all in all he's less fragile and drained.

Also he isn't subjected to regular bloodletting and other actively harmful treatments.