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[pctaldrunk]

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💄A S T E R O I D ⁕ S I R E N E ⁕(1009)💄 through the signs and degrees

Disclaimer: Take what resonates. I'm not a professional astrologer, i just am an avid researcher and i use my personal experience when writing my posts (Also, pls, don't copy my work, i spend lot of time on it, thanks)

Hello beautiful souls!

I'm back with another post on a very requested asteroid 💜

A lot of you asked me about Asteroid Sirene and how it manifests in a birth chart, and initially i answered singularly, but the requests started to get out of hand a bit for me, so i decided to create a whole post on this asteroid in different signs/aspecting different planets

I have planned other posts on this asteroid but for now I..

Hope you enjoy it!

W H A T ⁕ I S ⁕ A ⁕ S I R E N ?

⁕ In Greek mythology, sirens are humanlike beings with alluring voices

Initially descripted as half human half birds then as "sea-girls with the body of a maiden, but have scaly fishes' tails"

⁕ Etymology of the name meaning: "binder, entangler" i.e. one who binds or entangles through magic song.

This could be connected to the famous scene of Odysseus being bound to the mast of his ship, in order to resist the sirens' song.

M Y ⁕ I N T E R P R E T A T I O N :

I want to make clear that this is just my view and thoughts on this asteroid and if you know a trusted source on its meaning please link it down below, i'd be very grateful 🙏

To me Asteroid Sirene (1009) has a similar energy to Lilith but it isn't as raw and destructive, it's indeed more controlled and patient. Lilith is warm blooded while Siren is cold blooded. In our birth charts it can shows where we can become manipulative, turn to our dark side and take what we want with strategy, seduction and mischeviousness.

It can also describe our seductive aura, or how we attract and magnetize others with charm (this can be both conscious or subconscious, depending on how in tune you are with yourself, and also can depend on which sign or house you have this asteroid in)

So, are you interested in knowing how you emanate this irresistible appeal?

Keep reading 💄

S I R E N E ⁕ T H R O U G H ⁕ T H E ⁕ S I G N S :

⁕ Aries/aspecting Mars/1°,13°,25°: Bold, assertive and fearless. Doesn't matter if the rest of their chart has quiet,cutie poofie placements, when asteroid Sirene gets activated these natives becomes confident queens/kings and knows how to defend themselves. They don't lose time to get what they want, they get straight to the point and they know they didn't come to play but to win. Their seductive charm lays in how confidently they carry themselves, people see these natives as natural leaders and warriors. They carry a powerful and intense aura you just can't ignore, the types that dare to do or say things that should't be done or said (but coming from them they sounds so cool gosh). Their facial espressions are intense and animated, and draws people in.

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⁕ Taurus/aspecting Venus/2°,14°,26°: The walking sleeping beauty (lmao is she sleepwalking?). Jokes aside, here you can see how unaware these people are of their allure, and this is part of their charm too. They have such a calming and indifferent aura that makes everyone comfortable around them, and people get obsessed by this feeling of peace these natives exude that they can't have enough of. Usually they are the silent type of "Sirene", it's kind of a dormant feature in them. They are very sensual in their mannerism, and if they get to the point of being aware of how powerful they are well, it's the end of the game. They can seduce EVERYONE with their touch. The Queen Mida (oh yeah and they want that gold) 👀

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⁕ Gemini/aspecting Mercury/3°,15°,27°: Everyone's fling. Such a flirty aura. They're very smart and intellectual, and everyone find them extremely interesting, so they automatically are drawn in because they want to know more (and some people will desperately show off to get their attention, it's insane). They can get quite some hidden envy from others because of how witty they can be. These people have a way with words, when they speak everyone else shut down to listen to them. I find having Sirene asteroid in Gemini is very similar to being a Siren/Mermaid how it's described in mythology, they are very cunning when they want to, know how to play games with other's minds, they are very good at putting masks on and turn the cards in their favours. (Also, the ability of sirens to change their body features reminds me a lot of Loki in Northern Mythology which happens to be associated with Mercury) They're the true puppet master and they know it. They have light and quick movements. One minute they're near you, the next one they disappeared from your view, and this is extremely fascinating to people. It's like they can't catch them even if they try so hard.

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⁕ Cancer/aspecting Moon/4°,16°,28°: I think of these natives as the spy who pretend to play the damsel in distress, portrayed in old hollywood movies. Don't be fooled by their cute acting. They're actually quite good manipulators. People love how inviting they feel, so warm and nurturing, they have a healing aura to them. These natives makes other people feel like they need to protect them from the dangers of others. I think Sirene in Cancer can be naive at first, especially when inexperienced, but when they get their heart broken oh boy. If Gemini was the master at mind manipulation, Cancer is the master at emotional manipulation. Overall these natives can be pretty unaware of their behaviour, sometimes getting overwhelmed by their emotions, but they can also be one of the most destructive people ever when activating the Sirene energy(both to others and themselves) if they aren't in control of it.

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⁕ Leo/aspecting Sun/5°,17°,29°: OOOOH those hip swings, you can recognize them instantly from just their catwalk, it's simply hypnotizing. These people take pride in their sensuality, and they know how to use it very well. You can't escape their attention if they have claimed you to be their prey. Another go getter like Aries, but not so in your face, because even if their focus is on what they want, they'd rather give ALL the signals until what they want comes to them. Very much like: i believe, i attract. Their charm is in the way they carry themselves, so wild and raw, a power of nature, these natives hair can play a huge part when when presenting themselves to the world. One of their game tecniques is the push-pull. They enjoy a good chasing, and it's also a way for them to test you if you're worthy of their time (yeah, they have big egos, so beware of that)

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⁕ Virgo/aspecting Mercury/6°,18°: The unattainable one. Like seriously, people get obsessed over conquering the heart of this person just because of their nitpickiness and because they are unavailable 24/7. Others can get obsessed over fantasizing on these natives and creating stereotipes when they didn't even shared a conversation in the first place like...this is some powerful stuff. They naturally look so put together, when they wear basics it looks hot on them. Their seduction way is showing how skilled and talented they are, they can literally do anything when they activate the Sirene energy, they get obsessed over a thing and practice until they have mastered it (coff coff, hello... low self esteem and need of appreciation from others 👀). However, once they get some potential suitors they lowkey refuse them like they don't need them anymore, lmao, this is what drives them craaaaazy, "you did all that stuff for mee and now you're walking away? " 👁👄👁 Lemme get some morreee.

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⁕ Libra/aspecting Venus/7°,19°: The too good to be true one. They put sooo much thought and intention and effort to present themselves that everyone can't help but look at them all the time. On top of this magnificent presentation add also a flirtatious and extroverted personality that pleases literally everyone around them and BOOM, you can't excape the trap of falling for them. They have a gracious and light aura, great posture and poise, literally princesses/princes. They truly feel like royalty, they also have this natural rich people vibe if you know what i mean. The best at getting what they want in social settings, can have a very innocent vibe that people love. People pleasing is their tecnique to get what they're after. They are one of the most seductive signs in this asteroid, but they're kinda unaware of it. I mean, sure, they know they're pretty but they don't know how many hearts they rob. Even strangers gets captivated by their charming presence, most likely to have suitors telling them "it was love at first sight".

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⁕ Scorpio/aspecting Pluto/8°,20°: Heavy aura, attracts anything without even trying. They know how to make an entrance (Leos too, but Scorpios are much more subtle, and still, they get so much attention). People automatically throws themselves at these natives, all it takes is a glance and a little smirk and they living magnets. These people holds the throphy for being the MOST seductive of all the Sirene asteroid's signs . There's just something so intoxicating about them, you can't not get obsessed with them. They are the ones that has to be particularly careful of their aura because they are in this energy all the time and they attract a lot of stalkers, obsessive people, so these are (and should be) the natives that should have firm and clear boundaries. They'll find themselves stepping down at times just to calm this powerful magnetizing field around them, especially if they don't like the spotlight, but if the rest of the chart has placements that like to be the center of attention, this is surely a bombshell placement (watch out for the immense envy/jealousy from others)

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⁕ Sagittarius/aspecting Jupiter/9°,21°: Their spontaneity is contagious. They're hot and cool, and know how to talk to people. Give them a night and they will befriend literally everyone at the party, and will reap so many opportunities out of nowhere. A favourite of the masses. Sometimes they can be a little loud and can get envy/jealousy from others, probably because of a rigid opinion they have, but they surely know how to play with it, telling jokes and conquering again the trust of those that didn't like them. They have such a careless and free spirit that they literally live day by day, without worrying much about the future, and people find this extremey hot. This placement is one of the most underrated one in terms of seduction, honestly when researching for this asteroid i found many siren-like women in our history that had/have Sirene in this sign, and i think it makes sense thinking about it, because Sirens are in their natural habitat out in the wild, so there's a sense of familiarity between the native and the raw energy of Sirens.

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⁕ Capricorn/aspecting Saturn/10°,22°: The strategic and cold diva. People cannot enter their inner world and their vulnerabilities and this drives them mad and obsessed over knowing what's behind the mask. Can embrace their seductive charm later in life (probably from their 30s on). I have noticed these natives can have strong facial features that are difficult to forget. Attracts wealthy suitors, or will use their seduction to attract opportunity to get into power positions. They have an authoritative and mature aura, slow but decisive movements, can be intimidating to others, big D energy. Demanding of others and themselves. Calculating every move they make, good at getting the favour of those in charge. Could find themselves attracted to older/more mature people or they could attract them a lot. Intense, can be similar to Scorpio Sirene, but people are much more wary when approaching them (this is why usually older people are attracted to these natives, because they give off the vibe of knowing what they want)

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⁕ Aquarius/aspecting Uranus/11°,23°: The one that to seduce just have to be authentic and nonchalant. Weird in a cool way, they catch people's attentions without even knowing, but just doing their thing. Their independence and uniqueness are their strong seduction charms. They're pretty unaware of their appeal because they don't even care about seduction in the first place, they have other things that go onto their mind. Their authenticity and disinterest may not attract many suitors, but the ones that get attracted by them are genuine and shares similarities to them, so they might find even THE ONE with this non-method-method. If they're interested in seducing, they might use very peculiar and unconventional ways to do so.

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⁕ Pisces/aspecting Neptune/12°,24°: The innocent mysterious person everyone is secretly obsessed with. People will find themselves having wild fantasies on this person and not even knowing why. The way they walk and talk is smooth and divine, like they have a light surrounding themselves. Their eyes always seem to wonder around, like they're never in the present moment, and this fascinates people a lot. If they make eye contact when talking to you or listening to you, they will hypotize you 100%, even if they're not really listening or are having other thoughts. There's just something so enchanting and special about their eyes, also, often these people will have unique eyes or stunning shapes/colours (ex. Liz Taylor has Sirene in Pisces and she is known for having one of the rarest world's eye colour, purple). The least aware of their Sirene charm of all the signs.

M o r e ⁕ o b s e r v a t i o n s:

Water sirene: innocent and wandering eyes

smooth and relaxing voices

Fire sirene: fierce and sexy eyes

clear and powerful voices

Air sirene: playful and flirty eyes

high pitched, unique and chameleon voices (good at changing their tone depending on the situation)

Earth sirene: sweet and calm eyes

deep and warm voices

And you've reached the end of this post! 💄

I hope you enjoyed it, i kinda wanted to include the houses too, but i think it'd been way too long to digest, so stay tuned for another post on Sirene in the houses

Edit: I published Sirene in the houses too! Click below to read the post (i also included Celebs examples)✨

I wish you all a wonderful day ahead! ✨

Yours,

Linnie

[s1llysmut]

Hey hey!! So sorry if ur requests aren't open- but if they are, NSFW alphabet with Vox mayhaps?

Love ur work!! Can't wait to see more!

A/N: Awww thank you so much!!!!

NSFW Alphabet for Vox

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

As much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s clingy as fuck. He leaves cleaning up for later. Right now you two are going to cuddle until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his wires. He loves how he can tie you up with them. On you he loves your tits if you have any. He’s a boob lover.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums in you or on your face. That’s it. And there’s no way he’s using a condom.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes it when you’re dominant from time to time. Tie him up and edge him and he’ll love you forever.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s moderately experienced. I have a feeling he’d need your help finding the clit (if you have one).

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. He loves watching that ass jiggle.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

To him it’s okay if he’s goody but if you’re goofy he gets all insecure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He genuinely doesn’t care how it looks. He lets it grow how it wants. I have a feelings it’s somehow black and blue.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very very intimate. He’s whipped for you. However if he’s feeling pissed off by Alastor, you’re getting fucked senseless.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a shit ton of photos of you and he uses them to get off anytime you’re not around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage. He doesn’t care if it’s you or him being tied up. He just loves the concept.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office. Absolutely. Loves fucking you in his office.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you do anything to try and seduce him. Bend over in front of him, whisper in his ear, kiss his neck, anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t do roleplay as anyone. Even fictional. It would hurt his feelings that you want him to pretend to be someone else.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers you giving him head. He loves seeing you on your knees sucking him off. It boosts his ego.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he’s stressed or angry he’s going to fuck you fast and hard, but if he’s feeling lovey dovey he’s gonna take his time with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes them a regular amount.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. He loves the adrenaline rush of trying new things especially risky things.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a damn while. He loves feeling overstimulated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Since he’s such an innovative man I feel like he buys any new sex toy on the market and gets you and him to try it out. Then he gives Valentino a report on it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can’t tease you for long. He folds too easily. He’s the kinda guy who thinks with his dick.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. He has no shame. If he feels good, everyone in hell is gonna know.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You’ve definitely had a foursome with Velvette and Val. He wants to brag about your skills and smoking hot body.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty big. About 8 inches!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Almost as high as Valentino’s.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly. He will lay on your chest and sleep like a baby.

[nicoline1998enilocin]

''There's nothing wrong with her stutter!''

PAIRING | SEBASTIAN STAN x FEMALE!READER

WORD COUNT | 2.4K

SUMMARY | You get a job offering as a make-up artist for Marvel Studios, and quickly become great friends with Sebastian. He never cared about your stutter, and was always patient when you were talking to him. You grow really close, but when the paparazzi tries to hurt you, he is quick to shut them down in your defense.

WARNING(S) | Light swearing, a little angst in some spots.

A/N | Hi all! I decided to write this one-shot to show everyone who has a stutter and is struggling with it that it is completely normal, and you're absolutely perfect! A really good friend of mine struggles with it everyday, so I decided to share what it is like to live with someone who has it with their permission. I hope you will enjoy it!

Likes and reblogs will be very much appreciated 💜

Main Masterlist | Sebastian Stan Masterlist

Y/N still remembers the day she got the job offering to be a make-up artist with Marvel, it was such a big career move she even moved to New York City to be able to take it. Once she arrived on the set, she found out she would be the main make-up artist for both Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan, who she had both seen in a few movies before. The only thing that did really worry her, was the fact that she had a stutter, usually people didn't react to that all too well. Despite this, she decided to give this a chance because this could be the change she needed so bad in her life.

The first time you met both Sebastian and Chris was an absolute delight, they were incredibly nice. ''Hi g-g-guys, my n-name is Y/N, and I w-w-will be your makeup a-artist for now.'' you said, and your cheeks immediately turned a deep crimson color, and you really wished you could just run out of the make-up trailer and hide forever. ''Hey, I'm Sebastian!'' he said, and he decided not to comment on your stutter, he actually found it pretty cute. ''Hi, I'm Chris, it's really nice to meet you. I'm sorry and I don't mean to overstep, but do you have a stutter? It's completely fine if you do ofcourse!'' he asked, and you nodded, not wanting to embarrass yourself even more.

You did the boys' makeup and they were incredibly grateful, they asked all kinds of questions like where you are from, if you have siblings, stuff like that. ''W-w-well, I'm from a small t-t-town in Florida, w-where I lived with my ex b-b-boyfriend for a few years, and now I l-live here in New Y-York City, by myself. I s-s-sadly don't have siblings, but I h-h-have a three year old son n-named J-J-James.'' you said with a big smile on your face, thinking about your little boy. You don't see his dad anymore because he left after he found out you're pregnant, and he didn't want any of the responsibility.

''Want to know a little secret?'' Sebastian asked you, and you nodded. ''My character in these movies is also called James. I have a feeling this is completely meant to be!'' he said with a smirk and he let out a chuckle, you laughed as well. You have a feeling you would get really get along well with Sebastian, as well as Chris, because they both make you laugh and feel good, so you don't have to worry about your stutter. ''A-A-Allright guys, you're both ready. Have a good d-d-day on set today!'' you said and you started cleaning up your makeup kit for now, so you would have a clean space to work off of if they needed to be touched up.

The next few weeks were great, and you got to know both Chris and Sebastian pretty well, but there was this undeniable friendship between you and Sebastian. He never said anything about your stutter, but always carefully listened to what you had to say. He never interrupted or finished your sentences, which is something you absolutely hated, and it felt like a relief that he didn't do it. ''S-Seb? I want to say thank y-y-you for being so patient w-with me and my s-s-stutter. It is a r-r-relief that you don't interrupt me or fill in w-what I want to s-say.'' you say with a little flush on your cheeks. ''Ofcourse doll, I know how much it bothers you that people do that, but it doesn't take much effort to just be patient. Besides, I love hearing what you have to say!''

You were so grateful to hear him say that, it felt great to have someone in your life who didn't fill everything in for you, you can think and talk for yourself thank you very much. By the time the end of filming rolled around, you really got close with Sebastian, and you often ended up talking in his trailer for a little while before going home, where you talked about everything and nothing, the good and the bad. James was usually at daycare, but when he got very sick during the day, you had to go there in a hurry. By the time you got to your car you found it had a flat tire, and you didn't know what to do. ''Want me to drive you? I'm done shooting for today anyway!'' Sebastian offered and you happily agreed.

''Oh b-b-baby, what's going on? Are y-you okay?'' you asked James when you saw him. He was very pale and warm, definitely spiking a fever. ''He ate his lunch, but sadly he didn't keep it down and he got sick. He has been spiking a fever for a little bit, but it doesn't seem to go down. We're so sorry we had to call you out of your work!'' the lady at the daycare said, but you said it's fine. ''Hey buddy, are you feeling sick?'' Sebastian asked, looking worried at your son. He nodded slightly and he started crying, so you really had to go to the pharmacy and pick something up in order to bring down his fever. ''I'm s-s-sorry, but we really need t-t-to go now. H-Have a good day!'' you said. ''Yeah, you too and again, I'm so sorry!'' the lady said.

Both you and Sebastian hurried back to his car, you sat in the backseat this time, with James on your lap trying to comfort him a little bit. ''It's o-okay buddy, we'll get you s-something for your fever, and you'll f-f-feel better in no time!'' you said to him, softly stroking his cheek while giving soft kisses on his head. ''Sebastian w-w-will drive to the pharmacy and get you s-something to feel better, okay?'' you said, with tears welling up in your own eyes, because you hated to see him in this much distress, you absolutely despised seeing how bad he was feeling. Most of all, you hated the fact that you had to go through this alone, since your ex left you during the pregnancy.

Sebastian arrived at the pharmacy and went in after you told him what to get for James, so you could stay with him in the car. ''Here you go, James!'' he said when he came back, and he brought some of your favorite snacks as well, to make you feel a little better. He drove all three of you to your apartment, and you invited Sebastian in. ''Oh no, it's okay, really! I should really go, if I come with you I'll only be in the way of you taking care of this little guy.'' he said when he softly stroked James on his back with his big hand. ''It's okay S-Seb, really. I could use t-t-the company!'' and he agreed.

After a few hours you finally managed to get his fever down, and Sebastian was making dinner for the both of you so he was able to help. James didn't feel like eating yet, so you could always make him something simple later. ''Allright doll, dinners ready.'' he said, and he put down a delicious looking pasta salad, and your mouth started watering at the sight of it. ''Wow, i-it looks delicious!'' you say and you immediately put some on your plate. You realized you hadn't ate anything since breakfast, because it was hectic at work and when you got the call from the daycare, you completely forgot about lunch.

A few days later, you suddenly notice a lot of notifications on Twitter and Instagram, but you don't understand what it is all about. When you open Twitter, the first thing you see is '' Does Sebastian Stan have a new girlfriend? '' and you click on it. There are a couple of paparazzi photos of you, Sebastian and James from when he was sick, and Sebastian was there to help you both out. You get really nervous because of this, and decide to call Sebastian. ''Y/N? Is everything okay doll?'' he asked when he picked up after the second ring. ''S-S-Seb, have you seen the p-p-photos yet?'' you say and tears start to prick in your eyes. You were afraid that if he saw all the things they said, he didn't want to be friends anymore, you knew he didn't want a relationship for a while. Even though you were definitely not together, those thoughts still crossed your mind.

''Ah, you mean the ones where they say you're my girlfriend?'' he says with a sigh, he was hoping you wouldn't find out what the paparazzi said, since he knew how you felt about those people. ''It's okay doll, I have already put out a statement that I'm not in a relationship, but that we're just really great friends, that's all.'' he said, and you felt a bit relieved when he said that. You thank him and he asks how James is doing, since you had a few days off to take care of him. ''He's really d-d-doing great, and he has b-been asking about you! H-H-He wants to know where m-mommy's friend is, and asked i-i-if you wanted to come and p-play with him.'' you said with a smile, thinking about when James asked for Sebastian. ''Oh, I would absolutely love to come by later today. Is that okay? Maybe we can all go out to dinner together if he's feeling better!'' Sebastian suggested and you accepted his offer.

The three of you were on your way to dinner, and Sebastian got recognized by some fans who wanted to take a photo with him. He looked at you apologetically and asked if it was okay with you. ''Yeah, o-o-ofcourse!'' you said to him and stepped to the side with James, so you could give them space for a few photos. When the fans walked away you could hear them saying something about you stuttering, and you started to feel very self conscious again. ''Seb, m-m-maybe we should just reschedule. I'm s-sorry.'' you said, and James noticed the tears falling down your face. ''No mommy, no cyring! Mommy can't be sad!'' he said while wiping the tears away, which made you smile through the tears. ''Doll, it's okay. There's nothing to worry about, they don't know anything about you. If you want to go home that is okay and I will come with you, but if you still want to go to dinner I would love to go with the both of you.'' he said, holding your face in his hands. He gave you a kiss on the cheek to make you feel better, and you decided to go to dinner.

When it was time for the premier for Captain America: The First Avenger, Sebastian invited you to come along as his plus one. You gladly accepted, you could really use a night out for a change. The babysitter was more than happy to take care of your little bundle of joy, and you got to spend some quality time with Sebastian and the rest of the cast, who you've grown to love during the shooting of the movie. ''Hey Chris! H-how are you?'' you ask when you see Chris, you haven't seen him since the last day of shooting. ''I'm doing really great. I'm kind of nervous ofcourse, but I'll be fine! How are you and James doing?'' and you tell them about how we was sick a little while ago, but he is back to his old happy self now, and really growing up way too fast.

When it was time for the red carpet, Sebastian gently guided you there, and you both posed for some photos. ''Sebastian, how does it feel to have a girlfriend now?'' some people ask, and you are finally done with it. ''He's n-n-not my boyfriend! We're j-j-just really good friends!'' you say and you get angry, but instead of them stopping, they just started laughing and making fun of your stutter. ''Oh please, why would anyone listen to you? You can't even talk like a normal person!'' someone said, and this is what drove Sebastian over the edge this time. ''Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? There's nothing wrong with her stutter! She can't do anything about it, and it makes her special! It's too bad assholes like you can't seem to get that into that small brain of yours!'' he yells at the guy, and he storms off the red carpet with you closely behind.

''S-S-SEB, WAIT!'' you say, only earning more laughs behind you. You start walking slower and tears are streaming down your face, Sebastian then stops when he hears you sobbing. ''Oh god doll, I'm so sorry for what just happened. I know how you feel right now, and I am so sorry that happened to you.'' he said, and he wrapped his big arms around you to comfort you. ''I-I-It's okay, I'm used to it.'' you say in between your sobs, but it still hurts that they make fun of your stutter. ''No doll, it's not okay, and someone had to set the record straight. I think you're absolutely perfect, and you didn't deserve that. No one deserves to be treated like that.'' he said in your hair whilst he kept holding and soothing you.

''I-I-I'm sorry. I should just go h-home...'' you say and you let go of Sebastian, but he doesn't want to hear any of it. ''Doll, how about we get you cleaned up in the bathroom real quick, and we will just enjoy the rest of the evening with our friends? You really deserve a night out, and those assholes can just fuck right off to where they came from!'' he said, earning a light chuckle from you. ''Okay, b-b-but you can't c-come into the bathroom w-with me!'' you say and the two of you make your way over there. Whilst you walk into the bathroom Sebastian goes to get you a glass of champagne and hands it to you when you walk out of the bathroom. ''T-t-thank you again, Seb. This m-means the world to m-m-me.'' you say and you give him another hug, and this time you give him a light kiss on his cheek, making him blush a little where your kiss just touched him. ''I love you, doll.'' he said. ''I l-l-love you too, S-Seb.''

[steddieas-shegoes]

Acrostic WIP Game!

Tagged by @griefabyss69 who has been a writing FIEND lately, thank you!!!

Rules: You will be given a word. Share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that start with each letter of that word.

The word is: G O L D E N

G

“I can handle ‘em if they do,” Eddie nudges Steve with his elbow. “Go on. I promise not to burn the house down.”

O

“Oh! And I scheduled a massage for you later. They’re coming to the house this afternoon. I’ll have the kids out of the house so you can get the full effect.”

L

“Like what goes on birthday cakes?”

D

“That’s how your daddy was feeling. He needed a little break from all of his chores.” “Daddy has chores?” Dustin asks as he colors furiously over a coloring page from his superhero book.

E

Eddie doesn’t really hate the work involved on a farm, not even when it involves literal shit, but he can’t help thinking how he wouldn’t be doing this if he didn’t care so much about Steve.

N

“Can I just come inside?” Mike groans, throwing his head back. “Not until lunch. Your dad needs some quiet.”

All of these are from the third chapter of my omegaverse WIP that will start posting when my bang is done! I'm super excited that this brain worm took off the way it did and I'm looking forward to sharing something different from my usual with everyone! I'll tag @just-my-latest-hyperfixation @wormdebut @thefreakandthehair @starrystevie @runninriot and anyone else who wants to share!

Your word is: R I C H

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⁺˚･༓☾5 Character Associations☽༓･˚⁺

★ E M O T I O N S / F E E L I N G S

Hope of a new start in a city where no one knows you

Joy in finally, finally accomplishing something you thought you couldn’t.

Calm when you get lost in the process of creative work

Safety in the arms of a well-meaning stranger

Loneliness after your lover goes home

★ C O L O R S

Brown - cinnamon, clove, old leather

White - snow, ivory, wool

Blue - night skies, blueberries

Purple- winter mornings, dried hydrangea

Yellow -amber, citrine, honey

★ S C E N T S

old books

warm wool

spiced cake

honeyed green tea

evergreen trees

★ O B J E C T S

An unfinished knit scarf that she wears anyway

A deck of ornate, fading tarot cards in black and white

A worn journal with rough edges, full of letters and sketches meant to be gifted to someone

A pair of leather boots, perfectly broken in with snow clinging to them

An ephemeris filled with astrological ponderings and dreams.

★ B O D Y L A N G U A G E

Easy smiles ready for anyone and everyone, they always brighten when someone smiles back.

Eye contact to show attention, to make sure one feels both seen and heard, to make sure you’re ok.

Tail flicking when irritated, anxious, or especially stressed, usually followed by pinching the bridge of her nose.

A fidgety restlessness of someone who is always ready for something to go wrong; it only fades when she’s truly comfortable with someone

Standing alert or at attention whenever someone in command, with authority speaks. It’s an echo of her life as a conscript that is difficult to shake.

★ A E S T H E T I C S

༓An endless blue sky reflected in the rice paddies; little green rice sprouts that catch the sunshine

༓ A fresh cup of tea with just the right amount of milk and honey

༓ A campfire night beneath a sky full of stars;

༓ A university library just before closing for the day

༓ A street lamp casting gold light onto the gently falling snow

Tagged by the dear @gatheredfates ❤️ Thank you so much for including me!

I have no idea who has already done this because I’m still pretty new here so tag you’re it: @magitekbun @sebnoire @viiioca @amalthea-felsblood @emeraldminuet @pumpkinmagekupo @otherworldseekers @hinganskies @hakai-zonapher

I want to know about all your darlings ❤️ Please do link me to your post if you've already done it! I'd love to see!

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Types of Simps | House of Feanor

Request: Hey Mina it's me again :) I really liked the 'What kind of Simps the Lords of Gondolin aren't and i was wondering if you would be willing to do a Feanorian version? I understand if you don't wanna do it for there are more than six characters but in this case you can chose your favourite ones or just the siblings, I'm not picky about it :D Thank you darling - 👻anon

A/N: Not a problem sweetie. Once you give me a house, whether it exceeds the six character limit, I do it. It's the random choosing I keep to a limit of six. :) Enjoy!!!

Types of Simps: Lords of Gondolin | Ainur | Imladris | House of Fingolfin

Feanor – the “I don’t simp/denial” simp

· He doesn’t believe in the idea of simping. It’s the denial type of simp, it's just that he believes all he does for you is from the bottom of his heart

· It doesn't stop him from hovering around you with hearts in his eyes as he listens to everything you have to say without any criticism. He practically worships the ground you wall on.

· He doesn’t feel like he’s doing it just to impress you, but the truth is, he does. He has that side to him that comes out and he feels like he needs to impress and go back on his words

· But he’d always tell everyone, “I’m not simping because people like me don’t simp.” and then five minutes later, he's in a corner H O V E R I N G with a small smile on his face. You make him weak in the knees.

· The first time you complimented his work, Feanor was hooked and did everything he could to get you to complement him again. He would purposefully attempt to get you to have your eyes on him but

· Whenever someone calls him out, he repeats the same words, “I do not simp. I just have good taste.” He seriously believes that he isn't simping, he just likes you.

· Will defend you like his life depended on it. Doesn't matter you were convicted of a crime, Feanor will defend you. If you need help, someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on – Feanor is there for you, just don’t go crying to him because a kinslaying might just happen.

Maedhros – the “heartthrob” simp

· Maedhros is known for his good looks and has flocks of people coming at him.

· He may use his looks to attract you – flash a smile and pop those dimples he has and you’re already falling for him.

· He knows that you’re attracted to his looks, I mean he was named “well-formed” and will use that aspect of him to get you.

· Maedhros is also a smooth talker, so you’re hooked in deep sweetheart. The sweet words just roll off his tongue. Compliments and praises are never too far behind. His voice is rich and smooth so it makes them better.

· Not someone to invade your personal space but when the opportunity presents itself, he'll lean in to listen as you speak, brush a lock of hair behind your ear and trail his nimble fingers across your cheek.

· Loves to kiss the back of your hand while making eye contact to watch you fumble and combust. Who wouldn't?

· The first time someone mentions that he used his looks to get you, he blushed because he knows how much advantage he has over you when it comes to his looks.

· Despite his usage of his physical appearance to attract you, Maedhros does use his kindness and compassion to attract you as well as his great ability with children.

· He’s aware that others flock to him due to his looks but you’re all his eyes are on

· If you believe that you’re not attracted to him, something is wrong with you at this point.

Maglor – the “artist” simp

· He always singing or playing some instrument and making sure to maintain eye contact.

· He always at the start of his performances mentions “This song is for the most beautiful person in the world” and then points to you.

· He always sings to attract you and loves to get in close when doing just that. He’s the type to hold your hands while staring into your soul and sing a love song. Did you faint from the proximity, maybe?

· Or he’s under your window at 2 in the morning citing some romantic poem for you because he’s romantic.

· The poems, songs, and literature just roll off his tongue all the time.

· He has no shame, and he knows what he’s doing. If his brothers or cousins point it out to him, Maglor just shrugs it off because he’s genuine about his love for you.

· He knows when he does this you end up as a blushing mess and that’s partially his goal.

· His voice constantly pulls you in whenever he speaks and for such, he uses only to sweetest melodies for you.

Celegorm – the “love-sick puppy” simp

· Celegorm lives for your attention and performs the most grandiose acts to ensure your eyes are constantly on him.

· He believes that when you give him attention, it’s because you’re interested in and if not, then he’s doing something wrong and needs to try harder. He never believes that you’re disinterested.

· Whenever your eyes aren’t on him, he gets all sad and mopes. He doesn’t like when other people have your attention and for that, he gets jealous when others have your attention, not to mention, possessive

· With that being said, he’s always seeking you out to spend as much time as he possibly can.

· His favourite activity to do is take you on a hunting trip, that way, he’s going to have you all to himself and be able to swoon you better.

· As much as he's a love-sick puppy, he's seductive with the entire ordeal. Leaning into your personal space and brushing his lips against yours, brushing his thumb against your lips and then biting his as he stares at them.

· Staring you in your eye as he corners you against a tree during a hunt and grips you by your chin to as he licks his lip. Loves to hold you by your waist and 'accidentally' brush up against you while saying sorry and staring at your ass.

· Whenever people see you, they see a giant, slivered hair ellon trailing behind you like a love-sick puppy.

· He just wanted to be close to you, have your attention and that’s all that matters.

Caranthir – the “quiet” simp

· No one is going to believe that he has a crush on you because he’s always quiet whenever you’re around but if you look very closely, you’ll see a faint blush on his cheeks.

· He’ll be standing in a corner to avoid everyone but it’s really to observe you from a distance without you or anyone noticing.

· Whenever he has to speak to you, he keeps the conversation short to avoid the blush on his face from spreading.

· There was one time when his brothers – Curufin and Celegorm – caught him talking to you without being aware that he liked you and tried to embarrass him because he was actually talking to someone.

· He didn’t show his face to you for weeks for fear of you thinking that he was an embarrassment.

· He’ll send gifts to you with little notes – mostly little poems – and sometimes if he decides to step out of his shell a bit, he’ll gift you the items himself.

· There’s always this little blush among his freckles on his face whenever he’s accompanying you and you once complimented him on it stating that it was nice.

· He replayed your words in his head for days, weeks maybe. He couldn’t believe that you liked his freckles and ruddy skin.

· Sometimes if you decide to speak to him, his heart would be racing because you’re talking to him and he’s surprised you noticed him, plus what does he say.

Curufin – the “tsundere” simp

· He knows deep deep deep down he likes you, but those things called emotions; how to express them.

· He feels like every time he thinks about you, his heart is about to burst but when it’s time to speak about it, he runs – figuratively.

· He’d continue to treat you like he always does, as friends with the lingering of something more could happen but he’s too afraid to admit it.

· His pride is one of the reasons why he hasn't confessed due to the fear of being seen as a joke if he messes up. He would rather wait out the process so perfection could be achieved.

· It's his excuse whenever his brother questions his lack of professing his love to you. Scaredy-cat.

· One time he tries to speak to you and messed up - his voice cracked – and wanted to fling himself right off the bridge.

· Whenever he has to do something for you and you thank or compliment him, there’s this little blush on his stoic face but underneath his façade, he wants to jump over the moon.

· You’ll have to be the one to keep the conversation going or be the one to start it because he’ll just sit or stand there and gaze at you with this stoic look that makes you think he probably doesn’t like you.

· Sometimes, if you’re blessed, you’d see a small smile on his face that he’d try hard to hide when he’d given you a gift he made.

Amrod – the “subtle” simp

· He is simple when he’s simping over you.

· He’s not extravagant like the rest, if anything, he’s more friendly and open and it’s hard to not realize that he likes you.

· He’s very subtle with his actions and is very understanding.

· Amrod’s jealousy is there, but he isn’t going to act out on it like the rest of his brothers.

· He’d be more technical and ask you subtle questions that would give him his answer without him needing to become aggressive.

· His approach makes it seem as though you are friends instead of something more. Everything he does is done with a genuine smile

· He’s the type to subtly flirt with you while smiling as if he didn’t speak words to make up blush.

· He’s always ready to spend time with you and will drop whatever he’s doing for you. Just like friends, very sweet and kind.

· He enjoys giving you little compliments to see you smile and blush, but when it’s returned, he wants to bury himself with the way he blushes.

Amras – the “subtle” simp

· He’s similar to his older brother Caranthir but more open. He doesn’t like the extravagant approach, he prefers a more meaningful approach

· He doesn’t gift you every few seconds or follow you around like the rest.

· He’s quiet and observant.

· He’ll talk to you whenever you want to have a conversation but prefers to listen, he’d still give his response whenever you ask.

· As much as he’s quiet and subtle, he’s also someone who gets jealous like Celegorm. His form of jealousy is worst than that of his twin. You know what they say about the quiet and mysterious ones.

· He doesn’t like when someone else has your attention. He wants all the attention to be on him though.

· Amras doesn’t mind stepping out of his comfort zone to make it clear that you’re with him and no one can have you. If it means wrapping his arms around your waist or kissing you on your cheek openly in public to get the point across, he would.

· Like Caranthir and his twin, it’s easy to make him blush to want to disappear.

· Helping you have never been a pleasured task for him. Call for help and he’s at your beck and call waiting for your command.

Celebrimbor – the “gentleman” simp

· He’ll help you with anything. Even though he’s shy when it comes to physical contact or verbal approaches, he’ll help you if you needed it.

· He hears you need a new necklace, a new pair of earrings, a bracelet or book or anything, expect to have it on your doorstep in a few days.

· Although gentleman, he’s still a bit hesitant when it comes to speaking to you.

· He’ll blush when you compliment his work or him and repeat your words for months in his head.

· Because during a crucial period of his life he would have lacked some affection from both parents, when you praise him, he completely shuts down and clings to your words. The compassion and genuine emotions that are projected his way bring him to tears.

· He loved when you invite him for lunch dates and walks. He could have five unfinished projects to complete and you’re requesting for him – you come first.

· Whenever you’re in the room, his eyes are always lingering on your form.

· If you catch him, he’ll go quiet and red and will avoid you because he thinks you’ll consider him weird.

· He does enjoy speaking with you though. He prefers to listen instead of speaking.

· He tries his best to give subtle compliments in between hoping you get the point he’s trying to make.

Masterlist

Taglist: @spidergirla5 @eunoiaastralwings @welcometomordor @aconstructofamind @mysticmoomin @lilmelily @hoshinokurasa @ranhanabi777

If anyone wants to be tagged, just click the link or send an ask.

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I was tagged by so so many wonderful followers but i do not have enough spoons to gather everyone I’m so so sorry, thank you so much for the tags 🩵

B A S I C S of Zee

-Name: Zee Zalinos

-Nicknames: ‘Zee’ is such a short name she doesn’t often get nicknames. 

-Age: 28 

-Nameday:  

-Race: Raen Au’ra

-Gender: Female 

-Orientation: Bisexual/Pansexual  

-Profession: White Mage, traveling healer, crafter, and carer of disabled creatures~

P H Y S I C A L    A S P E C T S

-Hair: Thick, slightly wavy, white hair. Once she had pink highlights, but around mid-Shadowbringers they were completely bleached away and have never grown back in. She chopped her long hair to chin-shoulder length hair around the beginning of Endwalker and has been wearing it in its much more free-ly/naturally styled way than before when she took tedious care of straightening and putting it into different long hairstyles. 

-Eyes: Zee’s left eye is a blue-green color and her right a bright pink with light blue limbal rings around each. Her limbal rings turn white white she is casting magic and their glow intensity growing stronger the longer she’s been without performing the ritual to release the pooling of aether within her.

-Skin: Light cool blue~

-Tattoos/scars: her biggest scars are the one from her two amputations, her left arm stump and her right leg stump (with her right leg having the most prolific and obvious scaring which is why she always keeps it covered). 

F A M I L Y

-Parents: Thought to be deceased / disappeared (more about them coming soon I’ve been working on Zee’s family lore)

-Siblings: Thought to be deceased / Disappeared

-Grandparents: All dead but her grandmother on her mother’s side was very close with Zee as a child and taught her so much about healing magics. That grandmother was the same one to encourage her dreams of traveling and cooking.

-In-laws and Other: Sadu Dotharl and Erenville are Zee’s main two significant others~ 

-Pets: Calling them her pets would NOT be something that Zee does but her island sanctuary is filled with tons of disabled creatures from all over the world! She cares for their needs and builds them mobility aids for their needs with the help of her friends.

S K I L L S

Abilities:   

~Able to store up aether over time, if she isn't careful this can result in an aether ‘bomb’ where the stored aether explodes out when she cannot handle anymore in her body. (By ‘store up’ its more of a water balloon type deal, she can carry over a certain amount of aether but once she becomes to ‘thin’ in places she will pop)

~Created the ‘Blood Lily Rage’ spell which allows her to enter a raged state using her own blood to fuel her boost in strength and ability. She is faster, able to cast everything near immediately, and her mind is blanketed in a haze that covers up her pain, feeling and most of her personality. 

~Has been learning how to craft magic accessibility items for those who need them but are unable to travel to the big cities (or at all) to get the items they need. Zee works with a good friend of hers, Ellaeuxlynn, for crafting mobility aids and other more personalized accessibility items. 

Hobbies: 

-Crafting for others in her spare time

-Gardening and cooking with what shes grown!

-Zee isn’t very good at taking time for herself so her hobbies are mostly other jobs she does to keep busy and distracted from her pain.

T R A I T S

-Most Positive Trait: Caring, if there is one thing that Zee is she is caring, a ‘natural’ healer and hero

-Most Negative Trait: Self Sacrificing,  she will give up all of herself if someone she loves asks her to. 

L I K E S

-Colors:  Pastel Blue, Midnight Blue, (in the past her favorites have been pastel green and iris pink as well)

-Smells: Petricore / rain, citrus, musk, flowers (specifically lilacs, honeysuckle, and hyacinths) 

-Textures: soft and plush, smooth and sharp, the roughness of stone and the smoothness of silk.

-Drink: Hot teas mostly

O T H E R   D E T A I L S

Smokes: No~

Drinks: Rarely, and when she does she barely drinks any

Drugs: Zee often deals with her chronic pain with shrug usage~ Zee and Erenville can often be found sharing a smoke in the middle of the night under the stars.

Mount Issuance: Her beloved chocobo Ariadne has been getting more and more rest and treats in her stable as Zee is often flying with Ehll Tou while not doing her Warrior of Light duties and spending her time crafting. But she can often be seen riding a blue and white mechanical flying horse in her battle armor as well. 

Been Arrested: Nope~

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Sam's 700 follower Celebration

I just realized I have hit 700 followers on here! That is insane to me. My life is so crazy & I don't post a whole lot, so I was never expecting to hit this many followers. In honor of that, I want to do a little celebration. My ABC's of Sex posts have always gotten the most love, and I have so many in my drafts that I've never finished.

So, send in requests for any character I write for combined with up to 3 letters at a time, and I will write my head canons about them and that letter!

I've included what each letter means down below! Every post will be tagged under Sam700celebration

I can't extend my thanks enough to everyone who has supported my work!

A=Aftercare

(what they're like after the deed)

B=Body part

(favorite of theirs and favorite of yours)

C=Cum

(where, how much, what they're like, etc)

D=Dirty secret

(what were they hiding from you until you found out yourself?)

E=Experience

(how much/ little do they have?)

F=Favorite position

(self explanatory)

G=Goofy

(are they more goofy or serious in bed?)

H=Hair

(does the carpet match the drapes?)

I=Intamacy

(what is their version of intamacy?)

J=Jack off

(how, when, where, why do they jack off, if they do?)

K=Kinks

(what're they into?)

L=Location

(where's their favorite place to do it?)

M=Motivation

(what gets them going?)

N=No

(what are their limits?)

O=Oral

(are they a giver? a taker?)

P=Pace

(how fast, slow, rough, or gentle are they?)

Q=Quickie

(how do they feel about them?)

R=Risk

(are they willing to get a little risky during the frisky?)

S=Stanima

(how long can they go for?)

T=Toys

(do they own any for themselves? for you?)

U=Unfair

(are they a tease?)

V=Volume

(how loud or quiet are they during the hanky panky?)

W=Wild card

(Random headcanon about them. Go!)

X=X-ray

(what's going on down there?)

Y=Yearning

(how horny are they?)

Z=Zzz

(how fast do they fall asleep after the deed?)

[rainybubbles]

How do you meet One Piece boys ? part III

Part 3- Rayleigh, Kid, Zoro and Killer

K I D :

-Fighting drunkards was in your Friday's schedule.

-Between listening how Lucy was not well fucked by her cheater boyfriend, (she deserved better) and how George was a hero during his time.

-(Hero of the chlamydia maybe, but surely not in the marine )

-Being a bartender was fun but it had its downsides.

-And fighting some drunkards was one.

-Usually, there were easy to convince, and they just get back home safely with some sober friends.

-But there were assholes.

-The anger-alcohol one.

-You know the one that just after one short, decided to argue with a dude, just because he dared to breathe his oxygen.

-Or because he mooved his arm to weirdly

-And the red-haired here.

-He was one of those by the screaming you were hearing.

-So you took the baseball bat under the bar, ready to threat them.

-But when you arrived, you saw a puppy in the red-haired's arms.

-You understood that the guy he was fighting mistreated the poor puppy.

-And by his words "even him would not fucking touch those things, dumbass"

-So you walked to his side and asked the guy to leave, while you took the puppy and thanked the pirate.

-But he didn't let it go.

-"I'm not letting Monster-killer-king-destroy go."

-"...That's a name of a fucking machine, sir."

-"That's what she said." he answered.

-You frowned your eyebrows.

-"It was horrible, and this puppy needs a stable home. I'm not sure that a boat is a good thing for him."

-"Killer can take care of him."

-"No, a puppy needed patience, calm and space." Killer answered.

-The pirate stared at the puppy who wagged his tail.

-They stared at each other.

-One minute.

-Two.

-Three.

-Four and

-"I WILL TAKE IT FINE. YOU CAN PAY HIM A VISIT WHEN YOU WANT BUT PLEASE STOP THIS...THIS FUCKING SCENE !"

-He smiled.

-He obviously knew what he did.

-(False, he was just acting like a child)

-You took the puppy and let him a vivre card so he could meet you again.

-You guess your Friday's night would now be fighting drunkards and took for a walk with Monster-killer-king-destroy.

R A Y L E I G H :

-One Piece, a myth that everyone heard about.

-But you, what interested you was the men that created it.

-Gol D Roger and his crewmates.

-Why no one was investigating on them? Even if it was not about the One Piece, just to hear their stories, their background.

-That's how you, little journalist, you ended up on the Sabaody Archipelago.

-Some rumors reached your ears that the "Dark King" was here.

-Enter in his bar would be stupid, so you observed his coming and going trying to find if he was in contact with the others.

-It was hard.

-Because he has the Observation Haki.

-So you couldn't just walk behind him.

-No, you had to hide far away, in some bushes or with some disguisement in a crowd, faking a -routine or some shopping.

-And it seemed to work.

-Until a pirate took your for his hatred brother with your fake mustache (or real if you have one)

-Fighting a guy, three meters tall, was not in your undercover mission.

-You gulped down and tried to explain, but he strangled you, screaming you'll die for what you did.

-But before he could squeezed harder, he fainted.

-Rayleigh was here.

-Smiling at you.

-"I have to help you, after all you've followed me for two weeks."

-...maybe you were not about to being a spy.

-Or your brother had lied to you during all this time about the hide and seeks you had done together.

Z O R O :

-You were at a ball.

-Not a ball like you're picturing...

-It was what they called a "rallye".

-A night for nobles to meet people of their "classes" to arrange some relationships between their -kids.

-Sounds horrible, isn't it ?

-Welcome in the nobles world.

-Engaged at the birth or bring into those balls.

-You didn't pay any attention.

-You were already engaged.

-You didn't complain because your fiancé was also against this mascarade.

-You two had a fake relationship and let the other living their life.

-So why are you here?

-Well, you tried to protect your cousin who didn't belive you about the goal of this night.

-She was dancing innocently, and you were trying to scare the perverts off.

-That how you found a green haired who seemed lost dancing with an old lady promising he would be so well-treated if he was her husband.

-You blinked.

-You knew all the line of nobles.

-And the fucking Zoro the pirate was not in.

-You looked back at your cousin and distracted her while you took his hand.

-"You're lost, isn't it?"

-"That's why I was trying to say before she forced me to dance."

-"You have to leave quick before the Marine came."

-"The Marine ???!"

-"Some of them are rich and they...they came here too. You're in a giant blind-date with obsessed genetics wealthy people."

-"You are-"

-"I'm not. I just...I'm trying to gain my liberty, but it's quite laborious when no one dares to offer a noble some works to do or a salary."

-"You need money if you leave your parents." He understood.

-'Well-done Sherlock, the southern door will lead you to the forest, go to the right and walk, normally you'll find the port."

-"Thanks."

-He let you down.

-But you realized he was walking towards the north.

-'YOU FUCKING PIRATE' You mumbled while you were taking his hands.

-(let's say you escorted him to the port, no letting, his hand and calling his crew to be sure he was at his boat)

K I L L E R :

You were recruited by Kid.

Yeah.

That's it.

Part 1 (Marco, Mihawk, Izo and Sanji)

Part 2 (Ace, Shanks, Law)

Sorry for my mistakes, English is not my first language !

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I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ORIGINAL ASK BC ITS LIKE 4AM WHEN IM TYPING THIS AND I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON A C K sorry @kapuchino357 BUT I AM ANSWERING YOUR ASK <3

(AS OF WRITING THIS BIT IN PARANTHESIS I HAVE TRIED WRITING THIS 13 TIMES its not you its me lolol i hust have so much to saaaaay and I feel like it's about damn time I finished it skdkkf)

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SCREAM ABOUT MY OCS !!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Also a thank you to all of my friends who play around with our OCs like it's pretend on the playground <3 thank you for helping me get a few of my OCs out of my head and out where they can be enjoyed.

I think we should start with Leandro, since he takes up most of my brain meats:

♡ Leandro Placido, he is in his late 20s. 1930s-40s eh ish time period wise aesthetic in a somewhat fantasy world i guess lol, he loves to dress in both men's and women's fashions (Loretta being the name he teases others with when he dresses up in typical womens fashion and goes out. But not always, sometimes he really does just want to feel pretty as Leandro and thats fine too <3). "Cleaner", he cleans up the crime scenes and disposes of bodies for his Boss and he's the best one in their Family. Which is so fitting bc his Boss found his sorry ass in a dumpster of all things. He had unintentionally been helping the guys he ran into dispose of a body he thought was regular trash and long story short after helping them they threw him in the dumpster too to get rid of him and that is when the Big Boss was told of him and well.. there he was.

Loud and rowdy, he never really knows when to keep his mouth shut with most things. He also has a quick temper, especially if he's drunk but not always. He's a bumbling idiot with a heart of gold. He plays the trombone terribly on purpose to annoy people, though he is actually a really skilled player. He uses sex, and other things, as a weapon against himself but learns that he doesn't need to do that as he grows in his story. Unfortunately he's also a rat, secretly having infiltrated his Family by the very enemy who wants nothing more than to get rid of them once and for all. Too bad he's fallen in love with the head maid of the House, and when he falls, he falls incredibly h a r d. Only having ever been in one other full relationship with a girl he went to high school with, which he ended in one of the worst ways possible (smh poor Annity), he wasn't sure how to explain his feelings for her. And then he accidentally catches her and one of his best friends in bed together, so after that he doesn't want to get in between two of some of the most important people in the world to him. So he just.. flirts, and really why would she think any different?

He always flirts. With everyone. So they do this tired song and dance of him shamelessly flirting with her, and her being annoyed (and flustered) by it because she thinks he's just teasing her relentlessly. And it goes on.. for a long time. Until... after like A Lot. For instance: him bedding a different high power Underworld Boss while black out drunk and also not even knowing who he was, getting kidnapped (almost four times) and getting most of his tongue cut out on a successful kidnapping to remind him of who he really works for (and if there is one thing he hates is a traitor, boy look in the damn mirror who do you think you are), being sent off to work at the docks for three months after getting into a heated argument with his Boss (over the Boss's relationship bc GASP Leandro has a bit of a lusty crush on him too! Messyyyyy), him having a crush on a dance hall owner (Bruce) bc he taught him how to love the side of him that he calls Loretta (which in turn has him accepting his whole self), Annity showing back up in his life with their son William (double gasp!), his abusive parents showing back up after he gets arrested for the 43rd (to which he is owed 43 phone calls dammit! Lol!), among... other happenings. . . They finally get their happy ending. But, not in the way they expected. And that fits them just fine.

He's messy, in all senses of the word, but cleans up nice. It takes him too long to get his shit together. He's the dumpster fire that lives in my heart lol. Very 'sun coded' or whatever it's called in the ways that he burns himself too bright in a way that will destroy him. he's viciously angry while having so much love for others but almost none for himself. More than willing to take a bullet for anyone, but will also put a bullet in whoever his Boss feels like.

He's also so dense. No book smarts, only street smarts. If anyone he truly loves flirts back with him, like the Head Maid or Bruce, it is seriously like they are talking to a brick/concrete wall. Also the trope of 'love me so much it undooms me' but only after it's too late.

He dies, of course only after realizing just how much he wants to live. And how much he now has to let go because death has always been coming for him. He had so desperately wished for it so many times, except now he wishes for anything but. And that's when his time is up.

He then appears on a beach, which he has dreamed about- so much like the one back home. A home he hasn't seen since he was a child running around wild. And who does he see a little ways down the shore? The love of his life and the promised spirits of their two children that they are lucky enough to have in their next lives. He runs over and embraces her, twiling her around and bringing a trail of waves around them in the air as he does so all while crying into her hair as she clings just as tightly. After he sets her down and kisses her, the children tackled him into the ever on coming surf. And he gets a taste of what his after life is supposed to be- until all of a sudden, after a small talk with his beloved, they all disappear. He can't see or hear them, but they can see and hear him as he calls out helplessly for them. And he thinks, this is it. This is the hell that he had always known he would end up in. He just wasn't prepared for it. He also was not prepared for the heart shaped lock that magically appeared and locked itself unbearably tightly through his chest and into the space where his heart was. Then the beach is gone, where his loving family are just as confused to his disappearance.

He's back to the place where he died, held back by someone who has unfinished business with him. A girlfriend who had never been able to let him go, Annity. Who.. isn't all bad she's just... complicated.

Cursingly haunting the person who is keeping him from moving on, becoming almost nothing more than a twisted rage filled demon. He dooms the person holding his spirit hostage for years until the love of his life (who had died before him, in his arms. Tragic.) uses almost the last of her own spirit energy to save him, oh yeah, and to stop the ghost marriage Annity had been so close to achieving!

With help of course!

From a medium- who turns out to be his Boss' younger sister who he would have done anything for while living (and who after most of his tongue was cut out she taught him sign language). And his own son, who all this time hadn't been able see him, but had sensed.. something was off for the past few years with his mother. He never would have guessed it was something like this.

And only then, when all of his and others wrongs are in some way set to right, are they allowed to live their after life in happiness and love. Because after all of this... he gets his revenge- in a way, he forgives those he feels deserves it... but also he forgives himself for his past mistakes that he didn't even know he learned from.

I just have so many feelings about him and all of the scenarios he could get himself into when he isn't confined to the limits of the story he is doomed by and haunts himself.

Next is Graskogr of Strilgahl and Isabeau, they are a couple of destiny do NOT separate them. let's start with Gras:

♡Graskogr of Strilgahl, 874 years old give or take a few years, 12'9", fantasyyyy so anything I say goes yay =], they speak with two voices (i imagine it to sound like a duet, in the beginning I thought of something like the duet between Ashley Barrett and Daniel Korb from the Hades soundtrack bc their voices together are absolutely beautiful. But not im thinking its something like whatever those two characters from this game my friend plays. One voice is gruff and animalistic while the other is light and serene.) sometimes one voice leads while the other has an overlaying whisper it just depends. Ruler of a kingdom that they had lived in their centuries long life, having overthrown the previous ruler and brought peace and prosperity to their kingdom. Though they are now hated by every other surrounding kingdom, either for how long they've been in power or just becuase of how powerful they themselves are. Having been granted great magical ability from their godlike parentage, they have a fully golden akorhraca (bullshit fantasy metal I made up lol) arm that can transform into any weapon they wish. Though more of a curse than blessing, they need magical energy to survive. And a lot of it. And if they call upon their weapons too often or use too much power the ichor spreads. They have fissures of the stuff all over their body like lightning scars almost. Something akin to a big dark blue broken plate fixed with gold.

They've had so many marriages over their life, most ending with the partner leaving. As a product of whoever not wanting to be with them or being to afraid of them or for whatever reason once the political side of things was secured the partner would end the marriage. And they would let them, gladly. Not really caring here nor there abiut a relationship, until one. Karya, a human, far smaller and fragile than them. It was the first time in their life they had felt something like love. Though that wasn't necessarily what they would have called it, not having the words to describe how they felt. (And honestly neither do I lol) The two lived happily for many years, Gras allowing themselves to dote on this tiny woman and also allowing her to do the things she could for them as well.

But then she got sick. Gras tried everything they could to heal her, but for some reason... nothing they did worked. So unfortunately the beloved queen passed. And they went into a deep grieving, a depression so deep they shut everyone and everything out for a few centuries. At one point in the beginning even closing off the kingdom to anything and everyone other than those who greatly needed their help. Refusing to speak anything more than a grunt or one word answer whenever a steward would ask something of importance to the kingdom.

They even gained a new pronoun during this time, they start using It to refer to themselves as well lol.

Though after their initial grieving, they went into a rage. So terrifying and powerful that it woukd be spoken of for centuries after, and it is also a reason as to why they are so hated. Taking their seemingly unending anger out whatever they felt like. But thankfully it didn't last too long. But it would scar their public perception from other kingdoms forever. Oh they also sort of become an assassin for hire as well during this time. Not even seeing the need to disguise themselves either so everyone knew it was them who was coming for their targets lol. Though instead of being paid in money they would be paid in things that would help their kingdom, that admittedly would struggle due to their absence.

Most of their time, however, after their rage would be spent in the chambers that they had dedicated to Karya.

Okay enough doom and gloom, well not really but whatever, now onto Isabeau!

♡Isabeau, a harpy woman who has lived with her flock in the mountains her entire life. Until she is accidentally cursed by some novice magic user to be a tiny little bird. Unable to speak or transform back, the magic user feels absolutely awful for the wrong they have caused her. Vowing to help return her to her glorious self, the two set out to undo this curse. Eventually being separated by a strong wind that blows Isabeau's tiny form aaaaaaaaaaallllll the way to Strilgahl.

Where the first interaction she gets with Graskogr is they try to shoot her with an arrow from their fantasy metal arm.

Off to a great start.

So she retaliates by trying to use her small but sharp talons to scratch them. But it doesn't do anything, not even leave a mark.

And something stirs inside Graskogr, a light feeling he hasn't felt for many years. Seeing the tenacity of this little tiny thing to live. To not die by their hand. It causes them to laugh, truly for the first time since their beloved passed. Though it was nothing more single chuckle. But still.

It confused Isabeau, who just moments before this hulk of a figure was just trying to kill her. And now it was... laughing. Or almost laughing? She wasn't sure. . . Just as long as death wasn't staring her in the face. And at this point she is so exhausted she just passes out.

So Gras takes care of this little bird, a thing that it's beloved loved so much..

Aaaaand unfortunately that's kind of all I have for sure for them. But there is also some dream stuff, where Gras sees Isabeau's true form in their dreams but all they really see is a person made of light so they think st first that it is Karya guiding them. And maybe in some way it is. Karya may be watching over these two idiots and be pushing them together so that they can be happy.

They teach each other how to love and trust and l i v e again. Despite the harships and curses. Despite everything. The live and they love. And for them, that is enough.

( and also for this Fantasy land Leandro also has a form here where he is a fallen star turned Mortal and Human. Or he thinks he's Human. He has amnesia from the fall and transformation. Lol but other than that and some more magical powers he's basically the same character. )

Aaaaaand that's all I have time for folks. If these characters of mine are interesting for you and you read this far. I love yooouuuuuuu lolol ask me more stuff about them and I may have answers to give.

[centuriantalevevo]

For context: I headcanon Draco has MANY exotic animals as pets, some of which being a King Cobra (King), and a Boa Constrictor (Sniper) who oddly get along very well and like.. do not like being separated.

Bonus: he has 2 Burmese pythons, the oldest (an adult) is named Ceasar... and is a girl.. yes Ceasar as in Ceasat Salad. Her full name is, in fact, Ceasar Salad, and his reason was he couldn't think of anything better... the youngest (a juvenile. Definitely not full size yet hence why Draco will be appointing her flower girl) is named Burma.

He also has a cobalt blue (tarantula) who he oh so creatively named Cobalt, he has a Candy Cane cornsnake he for some reason named Jalapeño, and an Albino Cornsnake he named Fettuccine. He laughed for a good hour while picking those names and it stuck. Jalapeño and Fettuccine are also siblings- a brother and a sister. Guess which is the brother and which is the sister. (Spoiler alert: Jalapeño is the sister)

Don't ask why he named some of his pets after food.

He has a ball python he named Bob. The most human name and so far the most normal snake he has... Bob is a girl too lmao- he named her Bob before he found out she was a girl but he decided not to change it so whenever he tells people about her he's just "Yeah I love Bob, she's my pet snake-" "SHE?" "Y e a h."

Anyways!

Draco, casually just: yeah I'm working on helping King get the courage to propose to Sniper... they're dating right now but he wants to marry her one day.

Hermione: wait... your snakes... you're... doing a wedding for them... snakes can't even be in love?!

Draco: BUT THEY CAN! And when the day comes literally everyone in the school is invited to the wedding, doesn't matter if I like you or hate you. It doesn't matter if you hate me, you'll end up going out of morbid curiosity on what a snake wedding looks like! And then you're just stuck there looking at a small venue for animals with bigger seats for the humans in the back!

Blaise: who will be the flower girl?

Draco: Burma will

Blaise: she's gigantic tho?

Draco: she still young! The ring bearer will be Cobalt!

Theo: THAT'S A SPIDER-

Ron: A S P I D E R ? !

Draco: I DON'T CARE!

Halo: you're the priest!

Draco: No, I walk Sniper down the aisle! Ceasar is the priest

Halo: who?

Hermione: I'm oddly invested in the snake love story.

Blaise: I get excited and scream for Theo saying season 3 came out only to be disappointed that they STILL haven't gotten married with a thousand children yet.

Draco: ceasar is my oldest Burmese python

Halo: did this motherfucker just go to southeast Asia or Florida to yoink a Burmese python?

Draco: that would be Burma. I found a Burmese egg and yoinked it and that's how she's here now. I volunteered in Florida for a time to help with your uh... Everglades situation

Halo: aw, thanks you're so kind!~

Draco: Ceasar, her original owner was going to abandon her because she got to big so I offered to take her since... they're invasive outside of southeast Asia.

Halo: ceasar like the salad?

Draco: y e s

Draco: anyways, everyone is invited to the wedding. Extra info: Sniper is a boa constrictor

Blaise: an unlikely romance!~

Halo: I'm not even surprised. You have a whole ass king cobra on your shoulder. Hearing you have a boa is the most normal thing I've heard you say all day.

Draco: I have an Asian forest scorpion aka an emperor scorpion

Halo: I WANNA SEE- I kinda wanted to get that instead of a cornsnake.

Idfk bro

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hey sky!! for the OC ask meme you recently rb'd on your other blog, could I ask: 1, 4, 11, 19, 23, 32 (feel free to swap horror out with the like.. yume nikki-esque type of game! i'm curious to know! :D) 40, 44, and 50? :]

it's a lot to ask, so feel free to skip over any if you'd like! and sorry for asking so many! your ocs are very cool and i like learning more about them ^-^/

HI SARAH thank you for all the questions I love OC questions :3 Sorry for taking so long to answer these ^^;

1. Your first OC ever?

Twas a My Little Pony OC named Western Cat (name received from a generator). This was also generated, but she was "a unicorn with flame colored hair, a golden coat, and purple eyes". I interpreted flame colored as red and yellow hair, golden coat as golden yellow, and purple eyes as. Well, purple eyes. I then turned her into a Sonic OC, and years later made a human design based on the Sonic OC and changed their gender to match mine and wait a minute... That's Sky! My OC who acts as a fictional in-story representation of myself! So yeah, my sona is actually my first OC (after dozens of revisions over about 8 years of existing)

4. A character you rarely talk about?

Hasedonia! Mostly because I don't have too much for her and her story yet, but I also tend to talk about H&R! less than R&RWG. She's another person who's been isekaid to Phitania and appears to be half dragon

11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”?

Bailey is probably the closest to sunshine? I originally thought "just as a kid though", but she's still optimistic as a teen.

19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

I don't really talk about these characters too much since I don't really talk about my regular novel stuff, but one of the main characters is a Jewish girl named Talia. She works in a bookstore and the story opens with her... not exactly in the best place. She's been fired from many places, she's a huge people pleaser and ended up getting dumped for that, she's still not over her ex, and she feels like she disappoints everyone she meets. Her arc has her moving on from her ex as she and her old friend Cassie reconnect. Instead of it ending with her and Cassie dating as would be typical of a YA story though, she just stays single. I don't think the story is really YA anymore since she and everyone else have aged up as I've gotten older, but I created her back when I kept missing an old ex-BFF. I also just like that she doesn't end up in a relationship at the end because YA stories I read at the time ALL had romance in them. Before I really started to realize I was arospec I felt like teens should have the opportunity to see characters that stay single and are okay with it in order to send the message that you don't have to date. I don't even know if Talia is arospec or not yet but either way it's important that she has the option to not date and still learn to be happy without one

23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

The Sun King is a benevolent ruler who acts as Shiko's guide and confidante in his journey through Phitania, a magical world where Shiko becomes the hero. Hey, I think I should add more to this guy. *Turns around and now he's the main villain and his character and actions are now similar to the likes of King Bradley from FMAB, Kyubey from Madoka Magica, and Belos from Owl House* Oops...

So basically yeah he was supposed to just be a stock king character until I wanted to develop him more. He's still the ruler of Phitania and initially appears to be an ally, like he acts like the perfect dad towards everyone and the country is at peace, and then after Shiko dies he reincarnates him back on Earth and tells him he needs to send people to Phitania and then he can be brought back. Originally there was no real reason except hey we need isekai protags, but uhhh you know how I mentioned Kyubey as being inspiration? Yeah... Turns out everyone in Phitania is someone who had a miserable life who got "sent" there and he gave them happiness but has secretly been draining them of their hope and determination in order to become all powerful! And he was just supposed to be some guy...

32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why?

Neil! This can work as both a human and a truck. He has a lot of trauma, and his life is basically a horror game. Even though he can drive himself around as a truck, Shiko can still take control of him at any time and that tends to happen when they have a target they need to run over. Like imagine at any moment your freedom can be taken away and you're forced to run through someone at top speeds in order to kill them. That's so fucked up

For Yume Nikki protag, I'd say Evanthe. Its whole story is it running through various scenarios to decide what to do with its newfound sentience, so the open-ended nature of a YNFG combined with a vague ending would work well with this. God now I wanna make one...

40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share!

Jaxon is the first OC I got fanart of from my friends! This is the first attack I got of xim on Artfight, and then here's another drawn by my excellent and talented friend @lab-labrava

44. Something you like about your OCs in general

They all try to fight against their fate and have fun colored hair :3

50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want

Nova Armstrong! Ze's a Batman Rogue OC I recently came up with based on the Rookie from Lego DC Super Villains and the first Planet Master (old Silver Age villain who only appeared once; ze's actually related to him but I dunno how yet). Nova is a henchman for hire and can temporarily steal people's powers and strengths. Ze will also copy other people's personalities, though this is due to an effort to fit and unrelated to hir powers. Ze does this to fit in with any rogue ze wants to get hired to

Hir reasoning for working in the rogue industry is ze's trying to find hir brother, but after ze does find him, ze ends up becoming a solo villain called "The Black Hole". Now ze goes really overboard with the "steal people's powers and strength" shtick and keeps trying to find ways to make it permanent. I haven't designed it yet beyond "this needs a long flowing cloak with a hood" and "stars" but hir whole costume is based on space

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*huge rant from an ancient post incoming* Hey, just saw your furiousgoldfish callout post. Thanks for being the only one who is criticizing her actual posts, in addition to criticizing furiousgoldfish herself being ableist/transphobic. I have always had issues with her posts and how extremely black and white she presents abuse to be. That the only reason abuse ever happens is because the abuser WANTS to be evil and hurtful and cruel. As if the generational cycle of abuse isn't an extremely well documented thing. The cycle of abuse means that many of the abused symptoms will also apply to the abuser, but no way furiousgoldfish will ever acknowledge that because that's way too complicated and she prefers only the simplest explanation of how abuse works. In her mind, ONLY people with npd/aspd/etc can be abusers, and they can NEVER be victims. But hang on, one of the basic diagnostic criteria for npd is a deep insecurity and self loathing, which, whoops, take a look at her posts! Deep insecurity and self loathing are some of their symptoms of abuse!! And personality disorders are likely caused by genetic AND environmental factors!! Uh oh! Sorry goldie! Your worldview is shit.

Her whole worldview is fed by her ableism against certain mental disorders. And she seems to think that all abuse that ever happens is gonna mirror her one specific personal experience. She says like "if you feel a, b, and c then you were abused and d, e, f, g, h, I, j, and k are also true about you, and l, m, n, o, p, q, r, and s are true about your abuser." As if the individual experience doesn't have a huge amount of variation. This is also why I (sorry, so so sorry. Please be willing to hear me out.) agree with that person who said that furiousgoldfish can make people think they were abused by their parents when they weren't. And I also agree with the opposite, that it can make people who were victims of different abuse think they weren't abused.

A lot of her posts describe abuse symptoms that are also just symptoms of an anxiety disorder. Like, the general gist of a lot of her posts is something like "if you are terrified of being in the wrong and assume that everyone will reject you, then you were abused and your parents are shit." Well, those are also symptoms of a social anxiety disorder. And for anxiety, just like for depression, you don't need a reason to have it. It can be purely genetic without being environmental. And even if it's not purely genetic, those anxieties could also be caused by peer abuse. Not parental. Peer abuse can be very extreme but furiousgoldfish's posts repeat again, and again, and again, and again, that those symptoms are due to *parents* and parental abuse alone. I don't think I've ever seen a single post from her that suggests that trauma due to peer abuse even exists. Does she know that children can be abusers? Or is that too complicated for her worldview? People with anxiety disorders can make extreme conclusions based on little evidence. It's a basic part of the diagnosis. And children are incredibly vulnerable to influence by people with authority. Imagine a child, who feels like shit but doesn't really know why. They have emotional issues and they don't know what the cause is, or who to blame. Maybe they are currently blaming themselves. Suddenly, they come across a few posts made by someone who has been given so so so much social authority on this website, telling them that their symptoms guarantee that they were abused by their parents. Anxiety and abuse can cause people to see things where they are not, and ignore them where they are. Those kids don't need that additional stress and the potential damage it could have on their normal relationship with their parents.

And for the other side of making conclusions about abuse, how many of furiousgoldfish's posts are just a random collection of symptoms that ends with "if half or more are true about you then you were abused." Like, ok. One, who the fuck made goldie the authority on this? And two, people who have less than can still be abuse victims. Furiousgoldfish is literally some random chucklefuck online, there's no reason why she should be believed when she makes a random list of symptoms, and then randomly decides a percentage of them that a person should have for their abuse to be valid. And the abusive behavior that she is talking about mostly only applies to her specific abusive situation. So people who faced different kinds of abuse, could read those posts, relate to only a quarter, and then make the conclusion that they were not abused. She is trying to help people realize abuse, but she is also helping people to ignore it.

This all goes all the way back to furiousgoldfish's constant and obsessive armchair diagnostics. It's like she has any authority at all to decide who does/doesn't have an abuse related disorder vs a similar disorder that's not abuse related. She is constantly implying a diagnosis of npd for anyone who has behaved abusively, when npd is a rare diagnosis and the VAST majority of people who abuse do not have this diagnosis. People say that furiousgoldfish's posts are a great source for abuse victims, but I have never felt that way. They are a good source for one specific abuse experience, but a horrible source for most anyone else.

Anyways, rant over lol. Sorry slap you with all of this, you're just the only person I've seen who's mentioned anything even close to this.

I disagree with most of what you said here, but I will still publish this ask for transparency.