#((I thought it was funny anon))

[choccy-milky]

LMAOO thank you for your efforts and also for putting this cursed image in my head....between being a beater AND making the trek up to the ravenclaw tower constantly/every morning to pick up clora, seb never skips a workout💪

@myfangirlinessononeblog BAHAHA DONT WORRY ABOUT IT GIRL!! ill admit tho when i got the preview for your ask which just showed me "id like to apologize for my previous ask" i was like oh god...what did she send me that warrants an apology???😰 but this was so funny to me LOOL esp bc i thought everyone already knew that "spoiler" of sebs "death" by now, so its always fun to see when someone hasnt been on my blog for long/reads my fic first and then gets to it HAHA. also i love the manic energy of not being able to wait between chaps and NEEDING to vent to me LOOL relatable... weve all been there girly🤝🤝 (and im glad u liked seb beating himself up over being dead for TOO long BAHAH that really is so him...😭bro needs to relax) BUT THANK YOU ALSO!! IM GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT!!💖💖💖

@nerdycollectionstrawdewfan i want to do this so bad!! i just still havent got around to getting to that quest yet bc ive still barely started my second HL playthru bahha, and i want to experience the quest myself rather than watch it on youtube, BUT TRUST ME ITS DEFS SOMETHING IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT/WANTING TO DO!! and THANK YOUU💖💖

@jax-the-kneecapper BAHAH AWW TYY RIGHT BACK AT YOU🫂💖💖😭 and i mean if its to keep someone alive i guess i have no choice but to continue🫡👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️thank u for the excuse🥰

BAHA I DO!! idk if you saw my last ask but i have a pregnancy oneshot in the works!! but unlike what i say there, it probs wont be finished by this month at the rate im going😭 BUT IT IS COMING!! and after that i have a really reallllyyy short oneshot (probs like 5k words. short for ME, that is) thats kinda dark/about yandere seb. but also dont worry about pressuring me cuz IM GLAD YOU WANT MORE OF THEM, IT JUST MOTIVATES ME!! SO THANK YOU💖💖💖🥹

and speaking of motivation!! THANK YOUU im glad you liked it and that you not only got attached to my ver of seb but even to clora as well!!😭ill defs keep writing for them as long as the ideas are still there, thank YOU for reading and for the lovely message!!💖💖💖

decided to end this off with the most UNHINGED ask i have EVER RECIEVED LMAOOOOOO GIRLLLLLLLL???? ok a lot to unpack here first of all im OBSESSEDDDD with the fact that after seeing that sight, ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF WAS SEB AND CLORA??? LMFAOO AND SEBS REACTION TO IT😭😭😭IM FUCKING CRYINN GGGG LIKE SERIOUSLY....and second clora will ALWAYS be sebs fav cave no matter what (how dare you make me read that with my own eyes) and also THE VAGINA IS A MUSCLE!! IT CAN LOOSEN AND BECOME TIGHT AGAIN!! ✨THE MORE YOU KNOW!! ✨ but also no seb will NOT be traumatized bc he will NOT be seeing that LMAO😇 in the pregnancy oneshot im writing he doesnt look down there😇 he already almost passes out from seeing clora in pain, so i think looking down there and seeing whats happening would actually knock him out/put him in a coma LMFAOOO (also congrats to your sister🥰🥰i hope her cave isnt too wrecked🥰(ok im sorry 💀💀but also YOU started this🫵)

[oneroomjestershow]

CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!

I deep fried him for you

[spaceyaemonds]

Have you ever seen modern family ? Cuz I need McKay’s kid to recreate the scene where Luke says Gloria used to dig coal with abbots baby mama

hi friend!!!

LOL screaming!!!!!! this is such a funny idea!!! so i had to go rewatch the scene, but i came up with a lil something!!!

you’re sitting in the staff lounge with bug asleep in her wrap against your chest when dr. mckay walks in with her son.

“oh, sorry. i didn’t realize anyone would be in here,”

you don’t know dr. mckay very well, but she’s always kind to you.

you smile softly, “no worries, just waiting on jack.”

her son glances up at her, “who’s jack?”

she laughs awkwardly, “dr. abbot,”

he nods, glancing back over at you.

“do you mind if he just sits in here a few minutes? my dad is on his way,” she glances awkwardly down at her watch. she’s probably late for rounds.

“no worries.” she smiles brightly at you.

“great! thank you so much.”

you drift off in thought as she gets him situated and goes to make herself a cup of coffee.

“you’re married to dr. abbot?”

harrison’s voice pulls you from your train of thought.

“oh, no. not married,”

he looks at you, brows furrowed before glancing towards his mom.

when he looks back at you, he looks like he’s trying to build the courage to ask you something.

finally, he does.

“you don’t look like you dig for coal?”

your brow furrows and you hear cassie choke on her coffee, coughing loud enough to startle the baby.

jack walks in right at that moment, glancing between you, harrison, cassie, and then his crying baby.

“dr. abbot?”

he looks over at harrison, “yeah kid?”

“she doesn’t look like a coal digger?”

cassie wants the ground to swallow her whole once she makes eye contact with jack.

[demonic0angel]

I request Dani, phasing through both Tim and Kon, while making some sort of lewd penetration joke, please.

THIS IS A CRAZY ASF ASK 😭😭😭

I still made it tho.

[thebesttransmf]

hello it is me again,,,,,, u should draw muriel eating those goldfish cheese crackers,,,,,,,,, but only if u wanna draw it

also have a good day/night ^_^

GAIQQH this req brought me back to my childhood. Im not american but my dad is, so he used to bring me those specific goldfish crackers, but one time he stopped bringing them forever. I thought they were gone from market or smth. Are they still around??? I NEED TO KNOW NOWWWW

ANYWAYS I HOPE HE LOOKS ALRIGHT its my first time drawing him so he looks wonky but Its a school doodle qgquwh, TYSM 4 UR KINDNESS ANON!! ^o^

[forgetful-river]

omg vrisrezi pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Here you go anon!! You get the tragic vrisrezi >:)

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce in a Hello Kitty themed batsuit pls for the fashion prompt

I know this wasn't the exact prompt, but I couldn't resist ;aldsjf;sajga

Meme ref under cut

[frownyalfred]

EVEN WORSE IN SOME UNIVERSES ITS IMPLIED THAT THE QUAKE IS WHAT CAUSED JASON TO REVIVE!!!!! Bruce’s mourning being so strong it shakes Gotham and brings back his baby with the power of his pain over his child’s loss. And then he loses him to the league for YEARS

me rn with all these angsty dragon asks showing up in my inbox all at once

[new-anon]

🤔

back in 2020 when i first got into SW, i was so embarrassed and ashamed that i made this "new anon" account so none of my friends new the extent of my brainrot, but it's been 5 years and i've "mostly" embraced it on my main, selling SW fan merch at cons, etc.

This is a long way of saying that i've been lamenting for a long time to go off anon bc i'd like to post more SW stuff on main, but I also wanna share it with you guys…

BUT i'm kinda attached to "new anon" as a bit, and i've gotten to know and meet so many cool people through this account, i don't wanna ruin the fun for others 😭😭

(and tbh i'm planning to open an online store on main which has some SW stuff you guys miiiight be interested in… bc i lost my job last year so i'm getting a little nervous about money now 💀)

[arttsuka]

Some past fiddlestan? (Like Ford just went through the portal. He gone now. Past. Yk?)

The mystery misery yaoi

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

Rory Gilmore and Jess Mariano wearing red in The Bracebridge Dinner (x)

[dipperscavern]

(apologies in advance if I’m repeating my ask, tumblr literally crashed as I pressed the send button and the app’s being bratty 😭 ig it couldn’t take all the Cregan thirst)

I was wondering what you’d think abt Cregan giving massages? He has…very big, strong hands. The VIENS on those paws, I just know it in my loins. I can imagine them wandering, maybe groping…maybe leading to him manhandling his lady…maybe pinning her facedown into their mattress, body completely encompassing hers…flush against her back…breath and lips hot on her neck as he rutted against her fully clothed…until he wasn’t tehe~

I’ll just leave this here, had to share the vision

~<3

ur all good!! this is the first time it sent haha

i….. oh my god. okay so first off this is delicious and second off we have no secrets here, i’m a hand girlie so this is giving me THOUGHTS GOD

and with how strong he is you know he gives the best massages. those warm, firm hands working out knots with a pressure you couldn’t even dream of. this would also go with father!cregan when you’re pregnant and sore :(( ANYWAYS

you’re so right about the wandering part. he used all his restraint when you were betrothed, and now that you’re his entirely, it’s rare that he tries to hold back anymore. you’re his wife, why wouldn’t he feel the curves of your waist? grope the soft flesh of your thighs? lightly brush against your tits? you lean right into him, who is he to stop?

and he’s working u so good you just can’t help but make a few noises. and they go straight to his cock (naturally), so it leads to his front pressed against your back… letting you feel all of him. you’re putty in his hands, it didn’t take much to maneuver you into the position he wanted you in. (as you said) his lips trailing hot kisses on your neck, and even though you’re clothed, he’s rubbing against you just right. then when you’re about to cum, he completely pulls away, making u whine. he just silences you with his lips as he moves to pull your clothing off. 🙂‍↕️

[sometimesanequine]

horse wearing boots. which boots? perhaps cowboy boots, perhaps channel boots.........

converse boots

a 2014 vintage

[shepscapades]

Xisuma is taunting us with evil X crumbs in his latest videos that man needs to go in a blender

sadly I do not have an Xisuma sized blender so I am re-reading destruction again since that’s fairly close

love your work <3

LMAOOOO I KNOW, i actually saw him grabbing EX's head on his stream a couple of days ago; bro cheekily put Evil Xisuma as his thumbnail image and when i tell you i stopped what i was doing to see why in the world ex was in the happenings i was so mad (/silly) that he was just grabbing his head for silly X Isle decorations

i DO think it's extremely funny to think Evil X (or android 24 even) is just. stationed there. he's just working there. encouraging all two (2) exiles to do evil deeds. it's so outrageously stupid /aff

ALSO READING DESTRUCTION IS REALLY FUNNY. ME TOO BROTHER <3

[kaymarie-bell]

u ever wonder what would have happened if Malleus got a furby instead of a tamagochi

Self-recognition through the Other

Malleus would manage to make a Furby a metaphor for life and death and the fragility of man somehow still

POV: you enter Malleus’ room at night

bonus drawing because the update has me in shambles

[potato-lord-but-not]

so sorry about my last ask idk why the first thing I did when I got my phone back after surgery was come onto tumblr

no no thank you it was really funny hope the surgery went well jdjsjs