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oneroomjestershow · 1 month ago
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CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I deep fried him for you
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Nonverbal rp starters!
I am basing it off of a meme that was already created! I just don't like the sexual part. Its inspired off of this meme!
My muse: person who receiving ask (say "Swap" to swap roles!)
Normal
☝️ tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point something out to my muse
🤙 bump into my muse
📓 pass a object to my muse [specify]
🥖 offer food for my muse
🚪 knock on my muse door
🔫 splash water on my muse
🐶 nuzzle my muse [specify where!]
✂️ cut my muse hair
🐈 lean on my muse
🫂 hug my muse
👔 fix/straighten my muses clothes
🌡 give my sick muse soup!
🌲 get lost in the woods with my muse
Angry
🐺 growl at my muse
😬 snarl/show teeth at my muse
🎯 headbutt my muse
👊 punch my muse
🗣 agressively yell at my muse [can specify what is said]
🗯 threaten my muse [can specify what is said]
🫸 push my muse
🔪 point a weapon at muse [can specify]
😡 death glare / glare at my muse
👿 slam my muse on the ground / wall
🐻 claw / bite my muse full force
Angst
👩‍⚕️ try to treat my muses wounds
😨 try to calm my muse during an overwhelming moment
⛓️ try to physically refrain my muse from doing something dumb / they might regret
😺 hold my muse after they woke up from a nightmare
😭 hold my muse while they are crying
😣 find my my muse that been missing a few days
��️ find my muse near a dead body
⏰️ wake my muse up from a nightmare
😴 find my muse passed out
Silly
😁 bite my muse
👏 tickle my muse
😱 scare my muse
🤣 prank my muse [specify!]
👅 show my muse a silly face
🥸 wear my muses clothes
🌼 put a flower in my muses hair
🃏 play a game with my muse [specify!]
👃boop my muse nose
🤝 scoop my muse up
🫳 tug my muses clothes / hair
👻 hide from my muse
🥁 playfully pat my muse head like a drum
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theoraclenextdoor · 1 year ago
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pac: your future spouse’s spiritual gifts and abilities
all images from pinterest and google. dividers from @/roseschoices
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what spiritual gifts and abilities does your fs possess? take a deep breath, clear your mind if only for a moment, and ask yourself that question. your pile is the one that lights you up inside. please take what resonates, leave what doesn’t. and above all, be kind to yourself and each other.
🚪 p.s. i love feedback and i’m somewhat new to love readings. please pop in my inbox, leave tags or comments with your thoughts!
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O N E (cosmo & wanda)
pile one, your future spouse possesses a clear sense of spiritual and moral right and wrong. their first dealings in this were most likely from their family’s financial background, which was rooted in scarcity and fear of lack. your fs has since shed that belief through hard work and dedication to uncover the universal truth that abundance is free flowing. as universal law is something that resonates within them so deeply, they’re likely an avid reader of various belief systems like confucianism and taoism that insist on a way of life. your future spouse is not someone who interested in organized religion, law, or politics. instead they favour understanding the world as a whole and natural laws that govern it. their clear understanding of right and wrong and their own morals and beliefs will help you uncover what is hidden within you as well. however, your future spouse tends to forget to consider the emotional weight their words may carry, favoring honesty over kindness. in you, they may find that you can be both genuine and honest while being kind at the same time. what a match.
vibes: aquarian moon or aquarius dominant, fire venus, post-modernism, love of the arts and drama, 12h water sign, twin flame energy— you’ll both have to learn something to successfully be together
(five of coins; six of rods; six of blades; justice)
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T W O (mulan & shang)
pile two, your future spouse is a master manifester. they are blessed with a charismatic and divine presence that makes other flock to them. they’ve found that what they desire seems to come to them effortlessly, in a stroke of luck or series of “coincidences”. and more than once, they’ve found themselves the centre of attention. they have a strong sense of self, a clear vision of their desires, and express genuine gratitude . this is someone who would likely resonate with the teachings of abraham hicks. your fs spends a lot of time daydreaming and is not attached to material things, instead desiring a comfortable home life and/or dreaming of settling down with “the one”. however, they tend to lose focus as they try to share their gifts in efforts to please everyone. this is because they have that strong sense of family and a desire for harmony within their home life mentioned previously. you are more than aware to the fact that pleasing everyone is not possible and only leads to burn out in the end. perhaps your presence in their life can help them mitigate their desire to give so much of themselves as you teach them that pleasing everyone is not sustainable. how beautiful.
vibes: debilitated ketu, mixologist (mocktails & cocktails), old soul energy, avatar the last airbender specifically the air nomads, dreamer energy, yellow and pink energy
(nine of elixirs; ten of rods; ten of elixirs; judgment)
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T H R E E (suki & sokka)
pile three, i get the sense that some of you here are coming from pile two or were leaning towards choosing that one. the cards show that your future spouse’s spiritual gifts lie in their intuition and clairaudience. there’s a dreamlike quality to this pile which strongly hints that they often receive intuitive messages through prophetic dreams or dreams with obvious meaning. because your future spouse does not come from a spiritual background, these dreams and heard messages were often dismissed as a “child’s fantasy” or a vivid imagination. their gift is something most likely passed down from their paternal side, though your future spouse’s home life has not always been easy. despite a difficult childhood, your fs is in touch with their inner child and has since healed their own wounds. as indicated by the king and page of elixirs appearing together in this reading, your future spouse is someone connected to the depths of their inner power, and yet remains sensitive and loving. however, their vivid dreams come with a flip side. your fs is prone to nightmares when they are not in alignment with what they are truly meant for. that is to say, when they are stressed, their vivid dreams reflect that and become vivid nightmares. perhaps encouraging them to keep a private dream journal would help them better feel their way through both through their dreamworld and their waking one. you will find peace in one another.
vibes: prioritizes smelling good, tends to lean towards aquatic scents, “i had a feeling that..”, “this reminds me of a dream i had..”, deja vu, loves naps, mentor/teacher energy
(king of elixirs; the high priestess; page of elixirs; nine of blades rx -> six of elixirs)
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F O U R (flynn rider & rapunzel)
pile four, your future spouse isn’t someone who is inherently spiritual. at most, they have a vague, underlying belief in karma. they understand and resonate with phrases like “you reap what you sow” and “what goes around comes around”. but, it feels like they’re still “asleep” to spiritual world as a whole. while its unclear what spiritual gift your future spouse possesses, they are someone of genuine kindness and insane generosity. this is someone who always seems to be in good fortune and is likely reaping the rewards of good work done in a past life. the universe is a close friend of theirs in this lifetime. somehow, your fs is also someone who is not inclined to do something that is not asked of them. whether obliviousness or laziness, this conflicts with their generous nature. as a result, they’re going through a rude awakening right now as the universe is showing them a little tough love to get them back on track. it’s likely that you’ll meet them while they are still in the throes of feeling sorry for themselves. your future spouse is someone you get to educate about your esoteric interests (ex. astrology, tarot, etc) should that be something you’re willing to do. have faith and they’ll find theirs too. how fun!
vibes: liar, liar (1997), being oblivious to signs from universe, a very quiet mind
(six of coins; page of coins; eight of rods; the tower -> eight of elixirs)
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F I V E (esmerelda & phoebus)
pile five, your future spouse’s gifts is their intellect, both spiritual and mental, and their own energy. your fs’ inner world is rich and within them are balanced energies of the divine masculine and divine feminine. because of this, they have the tools and resources to solve their own problems and pave their own paths. your fs is patient enough to see a plan through and is guided by inspired action on what steps to take. this is someone who tends to follow their mind over their emotions. they rely on their own validation and are not easily swayed by others’ opinions. however, while shuffling and even interpreting the cards, a sort of ‘scatterbrained’ energy was heavily felt. often, your future spouse lacks focus and struggles with taking the first steps necessary. they have an ingrained aversion to risk, though they have become accustomed to brushing this off as procrastination. this is likely the result of doubt due to a past “failure” and is a lesson they are meant to overcome in this lifetime. perhaps you can impart wisdom from your own experiences on them. there is no such thing as failures, only learning opportunities. what is meant for us will not pass us by. you two make a valiant couple.
vibes: aaron burr, wait for it (hamilton the musical), nick miller, north node in sagittarius, north node in aries, “there is freedom waiting for you, on the breezes of the sky, and you ask "what if i fall?" oh but my darling, what if you fly?” (erin hanson)
(two of rods; strength rx; the fool rx -> three of blades; king of blades)
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S I X (wade & ember)
pile six, most of you reading this are empaths and healers. your future spouse was gifted with a spiritual awakening early on in their life. they have a vast understanding of the forces at work in the universe and because of this, their relationship to life and the divine is truly beautiful. they are very attentive to their own inner world. they understand themselves and are at peace with all parts of them, even the parts they can’t understand. this is someone who is very accountable for their own thoughts, beliefs, feelings and actions. and they want to connect with a partner who wants to explore themselves and the world in this way. while this is a gift, it comes with a flip side. your future spouse is prone to overthinking and sometimes gets so caught up in their own desire to understand the universe that they become victims to a sort of “analysis paralysis”. they work try to understand the how and why behind a situation that they often end up missing out on genuine opportunities that are meant to carry them forward. perhaps you can teach them to slow down and trust that what is meant will always find them. you two are the definition lovingkindness.
vibes: red roses, glasses, “last night i realised something”, synchronicities, the friend you always come to advice for, fomo, spider-man comics, leo placements, mtv hoodie, air rising
(the wheel of fortune; queen of coins; the magician rx; queen of elixirs rx)
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pcktknife · 1 year ago
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I really forgot how funny some of kemoji is. japanese monster detective agency with 3 troubled children as employees (who've been working there for min 1 month to max a little over a year) receive a package with a presumably english name. ask their boss/guardian about it and he's like go put it over there by That door 👉🏾 ----> ���.Don't open it. And one of the kids goes and puts it by the door gets pulled in by a hand and the hand belongs to a seemingly random romanian dude who can play video games with his feet.
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buddiesystempod · 4 months ago
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Chris has been stayin’ at Eddie’s parent’s house, 🏘️ and the Texan real estate looks real good now? 👀
Welcome back to ❄️ December, where there’s not a lot going on right now, 🤷 but somehow our faves are still going thru it™! 😅
Grab your emotional support 🍪 snickerdoodles for our latest 9-1-1 Season 8 Special as we discuss Season 8 Episode 8, “Wannabes!” (and Episode 7 “Hotshots” is also there.)
This week, Han, Cil, and Rachel dive deep into the layered complexities of Buck and Eddie’s friendship, 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏽 exploring the weight of abandonment issues, 🏃 running in the opposite direction of self-acceptance, and the echo of unrealized feelings in the Diaz Kitchen. 🍴 We sift through a plethora of parallels, analyze the significance of 🍪 baking, the familial symbolism of ♟️ chess, and how a simple knock on the 🚪 door can mean so much more.
The Buddies talk 🔥 Hotshots meta narrative, how we wish it had been taken further, and theories for a possible Buck abduction (a-Bucktion if you will) and dual near-death 💀 experiences.
There isn’t a lot of movement in character arcs, but the future implications of Buck unknowingly pulling the pin of the El Paso grenade 💣 are explosively far-reaching. We critique Eddie’s umpteenth unilateral decision and how it leaves Buck feeling like the rug just got pulled out from under The Couch 🛋️ and Christopher most-likely blindsided, yet again.
Eddie receives advice from “Hotshots” tv actor Brad Torrence regarding their identities as fathers and presence in their children’s lives, and as usual puts his keen and penetrating mind 🤔 to the task and comes to the WRONG conclusion. 🙄 He can run, but only so far.
Buck’s brave-faced and unwavering support seemingly buoys 🛟 Eddie from his anxiety, but Buck’s stomach (and potentially his heart ❤️‍🩹) drop as soon as his ass hits The Couch. We consider the lifelong abandonment issues that will send Buck into his deepest 🌀 spiral yet, as he grapples with the complex feelings of having to watch the one person he thought would always be there leave him too. 🥺
Eddie won’t ask Buck to wait if Buck won’t ask him to stay.
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foxbox23232 · 4 months ago
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Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. Matthew 7:7-8 🔍✨💜🗝️🚪✨
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rins-batcave · 4 months ago
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Ask Game
🌈 What’s your favorite color?
🎵 A song you’ve had on repeat lately?
🍂 Favorite season and why?
💼 What’s your dream job?
🐾 Do you have pets? If not, what pet would you want?
🛤️ If you could travel anywhere, where would it be?
🌙 Do you prefer night or day?
🎂 What is your favourite dessert?
🎮 Favourite video game?
🛍️ What’s the last thing you bought?
🌸 What’s something small that makes you happy?
🎬 Favourite movie of all time?
🌍 Are you more introverted or extroverted?
🍔 What’s your ultimate comfort food?
💬 What’s a quote you live by?
💌 What’s the nicest message you’ve received?
🏡 Where do you feel most at home?
🎨 What’s your favourite colour palette?
📺 What’s a TV show you can re-watch endlessly?
🚴 What’s your favourite outdoor activity?
🌻 What’s your favourite flower?
✨ Do you believe in fate or coincidence?
🍹 What’s your favourite drink?
🌊 Do you like the beach or the mountains more?
🚪 What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
💭 What’s been on your mind a lot lately?
📚 Do you like reading? What’s your favorite genre?
🌶️ How do you feel about spicy food?
🎁 What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?
🌈 Do you believe in luck? Have you ever been lucky?
🛏️ Do you have any nightly rituals before bed?
🍀 What’s something you’re grateful for?
🎯 Do you set goals for yourself?
🌌 What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
🚗 If you could go on a road trip, where would you go?
🐉 Do you like fantasy or sci-fi more?
🍭 What’s your favorite candy?
🕶️ Do you have a favorite fashion style?
🧩 What’s a fun fact about you?
❤️ What’s something or someone you love the most?
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wookieejamcrew · 3 months ago
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I also do not know how the nsfw ask game works but let me in brendol’s head
enter freely and of your own free will 🚪
afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?
baths, both giving and receiving. i imagine comfort and warmth are things brendol isn’t used to accompanying violence, and he subconsciously seeks security and protection. baths are great conduits for these things, especially when your partner gets in with you :) also for a space!catholic such as he, a cleansing of sin. 
beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?
again, both! this guy desperately wants to feel wanted and used useful.
body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)’? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?
his neck, and once he gets over himself his ass. he’s probably self-conscious about his paunch, so affording it attention in a direction either reverent or degrading would definitely get him going. 
clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?
uniform on until, again, he gets over himself, but it is very much part of the play, too. the moment he leans into (the humiliation of) feeling vulnerable while naked is when he reaches total nirvana.
cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)’ body parts?
with lots of focus and discipline i think his inquisitor friend can help him crack this nut so he doesn't crack his nut on immediate genital contact. i will say though, brendol's pull-out game is probably abysmal post-grand inquisitor. you have him to blame for all of armitage hux's future crimes.
delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)’ orgasm?
BIG TIME. a moment alone with the grand inquisitor is already finite and fleeting, any opportunity to stretch out time enjoying each other is a must. and he loves watching the grand inquisitor be tormented just as much as he loves the grand inquisitor tormenting him <3
dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?
EXCEEDINGLY so. this is like his big thing. depending on which role brendol takes what night, he adores degradation; as a recipient it’s lots of invocations of his wife, how she would react to her husband’s “true nature”, how embarrassed and disgusted she would be to find out what brendol really likes (more on that later). while he’s taking a more dominant role with the grand inquisitor, he often calls him some variation of jedi (i.e. jedi bitch, jedi slut, filthy jedi, good jedi, ect.)  
drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?
libido for days, spay and neuter your commandants!!!!! i have clearly thought a lot about the state of brendol’s paraphilias and want to get more into in fic (through no admission by brendol ofc, no, but he’s got a very smarty-pants partner with high-octane psychic powers so let’s play with that). i’ve written him as someone who has still has sex outside of both maratelle and the grand inquisitor, which plays into a D/s dynamic with the latter, but i imagine the grand inquisitor, insecure wretch that he is, having brendol eventually cut ties with all other partners barring maratelle.
dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?
switch of all switches. his dominant half is pure artifice, however. it serves him to feel validated in his role as a commandant, something i believe he is actually quite unconfident about. i hc that maratelle helped secure him his position in the empire, and that will always needle at him despite her multitude of reassurances he’s as skilled, nay more skilled, than his peers (he knows sweet talk when he hears it). and on the subject of his position in the military, he served under jedi while he was a junior officer in the GAR, and now he’s got a disgraced jedi under him. come on, how could he not power trip over that. now brendol in subspace is brendol at his most blissed out. stripped of all showmanship, it’s a place to lay his weary bones (+ singular bone, hehe). it’s exhausting to lead, let alone lead as a patriarch playing paragon, it’s exhausting hiding from yourself. brendol also does not know how to ask for what he really wants. it’s too shameful, too damning to admit he's not, and has no true desire to be the imperial ubermensch. fortunately for him his partner is not only a literal mind reader, but can pick up body language in a matter of seconds <333
eyes — do they like to be watched while they’re having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?
yup :) he wants to be seen, in every sense of the word, even if that want exists in the dark recesses of his mind manor. he also loooooves watching his partner come undone, knowing he’s responsible for their exposure. i have a hard time imagining him really enjoying watching his partner with someone else, but it's certainly a "gift" the grand inquisitor would spring on him unannounced 😬 "here's a purge trooper! we can play with him in whatever configuration delights you :) happy birthday~"
fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they’d like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?
oml how much time do you have. religious fantasies are up there for him, think religious figurehead and confessor type scenes, loads of blasphemy. playing as prey/predator in the wild outdoors under cover of fog is another one. harkening back to his GAR days, he loves fantasizing about fucking a jedi as an officer (both imperial and republic). liege and his loyal knight. repopulating the inquisitorius. xenoplay (i.e officer stationed on utapau taking up with a pau’an native). being watched by maratelle while the grand inquisitor doms/tops him. schoolboy (read: cadet) “tested” for project harvester. this guy's laundry list is infinite, he has an imagination as active as his appetite. if you’ve pictured it, so has he. 
g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?
yes to prostate stimulation, both giving and receiving. he has large imitation pearls he loves to use on the grand inquisitor. he has a tail plug for himself. 
hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?
not monstrously hairy, but significantly hairy and that’s how his inquisitor likes it so that’s how he stays. maratelle doesn’t have a preference for body hair on men, but does have him shave/trim his beard. he keeps the hair on his head as long as imperial standard allows for men so the grand inquisitor can tug and manipulate him by it at his leisure.
humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?
YES. middle name, humiliation. brendol humiliation hux. if wendig has given the world anything, it’s this canonical facet of brendol’s character. see the dirty talk answer for what sort of filth brendol likes to roll around in. in chapter six of harbor, i had him discover in real time how much the act of public humiliation works him up. being made comparable to a dog or an animal will also put him in a state of  🫖💨 . 
impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?
all of the above. there’s a before brendol realizes he's a glutton for punishment and an after, and the demarcation in that pre- and post- brendol takes the shape of the grand inquisitor. peace, love, and diplopod prods on planet arkanis. also fists and feet (punching and kicking) (thank you, empire’s end) and belts.
kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they’d be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don’t like or aren’t interested in trying?
*unfurls a comically long scroll* breeding, ageplay, petplay, service submission kink (cannot overstate how much the brenquisitor scene in secret academy is textbook service submission. brendol immediately falling into the role of emasculated manservant after rae beats him, having been confined for years -  unhappily, mind you! - to a dominant, commanding role, then is ecstatic to be on the receiving end of orders/tasks.  canonically the last time he serviced anyone like that was the grand inquisitor, an explicitly named sadist who smiles hungrily at him after he is wined and dined……….) and bootblacking. primal play, too, lol.
lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?
maratelle does! and the grand inquisitor likes putting brendol in it :)
location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a ‘risky’ place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?
brendol’s quarters for the most part. it’s their refuge, their little paradiso with a nice view from his big balcony overlooking arkanis’s bloodthirsty ocean. but they get around the academy, too; the thought of being caught excites him precisely because keeping his affairs bottled up just builds an insane amount of tension. outdoors where he hunts with the grand inquisitor, ravished on the moors, rain beating down on him (this man decorates his chambers in nostalgia and i'm expected to believe he isn’t a raging romantic???)
lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?
he loves anal so lube is a must. 
marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?
the pain junkie who proffers himself to the strongest, most commanding presence in the room? noooooooo. (i love imagining their first bite as an elevated kiss. violence is an intimate experience to brendol. this being the one impulse brendol coaxes from the grand inquisitor, it being a gentle and intimate invitation to claim and consume him is so the type of ante he’d love to up in the bedroom, but also he’s a swooning sap.) OH and ciggara burns. 
music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?
the sounds of the waves and the rain are stimulating enough 🥰 maybe some postcoital jazz jizz
names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?
commandant/sir/master as a dom. my boy/my man/pet as a sub. and yes, he does call the grand inquisitor daddy. the man with a thousand daddy issues he bequeathed unto to his son. please contain your shock. 
orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?
🍦 🥧 s. during the start of a sexual relationship he masks as mascly as he can - groaning, growling, gutteral, stifled sounds. if he’s with a partner who makes him feel comfortable with being sincere, he moans at a higher register. prostate stimulation and anal play will do it for him pretty quickly. a choice set of words/phrases/names can get him there, too. a tell-tale sign he's climaxed (besides literally unloading) is how he full-body shudders.
positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don’t like?
on 🔝 it’s mating press and pretzel dip. he also loves being ridden (cowgirl? diplopod…girl???). when he’s bottoming, prone bone, standard missionary (he likes flashing those forget-me-nots up at his top), and spooning. and for either, bent over his desk or his balcony. 
praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?
as a dom, top, or bottom, yes please. being told how good he works it, that he’s the perfect size and shape for his partner is also primo. less so as a sub, but if his dom’s timing is right, then 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️. 
queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?
giiiiiirl. he is a changed man after the grand inquisitor, which is to say, yup, lol. length>>>>>>
restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?
when it comes to rope, he’s the rigger, full stop. he takes too much pride in his art to relinquish that role. the inquisitorius most certainly has an arsenal of restraints though, probably an x-frame adjacent device he wouldn't mind being strapped to ;)
sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?
electric stimulation (diplopod prods 🖤🖤🖤) and whatever escalates the enduring arms race that is this man’s pleasure center. 
sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?
this is very funny to consider in star wars because holos??? encrypted comms??? channels dedicated to dirty talk??? d) all of the above. 
size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?
a healthy 3.5~ inches flaccid. 5~ erect. 
sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?
see the orgasm answer. under the right conditions a big moaner, big panter. during petplay he’s instructed to only make dog sounds. so let your imagination run ragged, lol.
stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?
any anal play does the job. he loves giving head, foodie that he is, LMAO. 
strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?
strip him naked, PLEASE. this man is too chickenshit to get naked first. also yes to strip teases from his partners while he lounges like a despot sipping his port. super gender affirming. YOU'RE SO THE MAN, BRENDOL 🙄
style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?
que sera sera, whatever the mood calls for! brendol is very aroused by power and strength, so hard and fast to keep pace with his intended, or just to show off what a biiiiig strong force of nature he is. he likes slowing things down when he needs to be reminded he’s cared for and protected by his partner.
top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?
probably a 70/30 top (still running the numbers 🧮). sometimes he wishes that 30 were a 50, but i think he overestimates himself as well as the grand inquisitor’s taste for topping, lol. 
tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?
he prefers to be teased. he snaps when the grand inquisitor gets handsy in public with him *gestures to the infamous buffer seat*, but it’s all smoke in mirrors, he loves to protest and be pried outta his shell.
toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?
see the g-spot answer. + shock collars ⚡⚡⚡ 
turn on — what turns them on?
being referred to by his title, being reminded of his station. being told he's good (preferred nouns attached to good being the above petnames). power, strength, the masculine ideal, being beaten down and reminded he is not the masculine ideal. being used, feeling useful, being someone's useful tool.
volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?
🔊4📢 !!!!! when the grand inquisitor takes the lead, he works brendol up to a nice, noisy volume, then hits him with the “do you want your entire academy to hear what a piggish little wanton they serve?” he loves it :) 
wet — do they like bath/shower sex? would they have sex in other bodies of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc)?
i mean...arkanis. its charm point is its cruel, undulating, untameable sea. those are like...brendol’s favorite things, how could he not. well, pretty easily actually, since it’s littered with ravenous monsters eager to gobble up anyone stupid enough to even order a sex on the beach. SHAME he doesn't have an APEX PREDATOR of a paramour to shoo them away. (yes, he has on at least one occasion used arkanis’s ocean like a motel water bed) 
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cannibalvillains · 1 year ago
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@wingeatersblog asked 🚪Hawks with Enji 👉👈
Send 🚪 for our muses to get stuck in an elevator together
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" You've got to be kidding me--! " Endeavour grumbled in annoyance the moment the elevator abruptly halted in its tracks. The lighting insight the cabin suddenly switched to a dim emergency lamp and when the older hero picked up the in-cabin phone there was nothing but static. He sighed deeply like he was close to turning angry, but no flames erupted from his body. He simply set the receiver back down and turned to Hawks, " Looks like we are stuck here. Great. Do you have a phone signal? "
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oneroomjestershow · 3 months ago
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What are you thinking of RIGHT now?
<- i have that in my brain as a side window, but aside from that quiero turrón
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natimiles · 1 year ago
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I'm not very good at doing this but...
🍓🛼🏜️ for the truth or dare asks
Hiiii!
🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 
I was a Potterhead. I still am a little, but... Damn, it's hard to like it when the writer is such an idiot. I loved reading everything about Harry Potter and ended up discovering fanfics. And of course, I never ship the characters with whom they're 'supposed to,' so I read a lot of Dramione. And at some point, I had an idea and I wanted to read it, but I didn't know anyone I could ask to do it for me. So... I wrote my first fanfic (: It was... bad, HASIUEHAS. Well, I was like 14-15, and it was my first time writing. I'll give myself this. But oh man...
And it was a songfic. I love songfics 🤍
🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis
I have... three! HAISUEHAS. But one is for Isaac's Birthday and I don't wanna spoil it, hihi. So the other two:
🎹💔🌹🚪🙂
🎹❤️😨🤯👄 (looks nsfw, but it isn't! HASIEHSA)
🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
All of them! HSAIEUHASUIEA. But the funniest is when the person just looses it and sends a whole paragraph in caps lock, screaming how much they love the suitor (or ship), HASUEHAS. It's the type of comment I usually give others btw
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harudnae · 2 years ago
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This shouldn't surprise anyone: I'm back with more smut !
I've been intensely obsessed with the Roger Pirate's monster trio so the next few works I'll post will include one or more of them and Reader is very likely to join 😋
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Also posted on AO3 on 2023.05.08
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Gaban x gn!Reader
Summary: Quickie on the lower decks with your secret (?) lover.
Content warnings : afab gender-neutral Reader (no pronouns used), PWP, voice kink, size kink, oral sex (Reader receiving), fingering (Reader receiving), penetrative sex (Reader receiving), creampie (no breeding kink), Rayleigh is a meddler and a tease
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🚪 Behind closed doors
"No, no, you're wrong."
"Gaban..."
"Be quiet, Rayleigh, what if (y/n)-"
"What if I what?", you ask as you overhear the two men a little further on the main deck.
Gaban defensively raises his hands. "N-Nothing, it's nothing."
Rayleigh lifts an eyebrow and smirks at Gaban, then turns to you. "Nothing, then", he swiftly eludes your question, waving a hand as he walks away.
You walk to Gaban, curiously gazing at him from under. "What are you hiding?"
"That's, uh..." He briefly looks to the side. "Can we talk about this somewhere else?"
You shrug. "Sure."
He leads you to the lower decks and into a small storage room, where he makes sure to close the door behind you two.
"What's wrong?"
Gaban cracks a smile. "Rayleigh is being a nosy little shit."
You squint. "Meaning?"
"He says that's it's pretty obvious there's something hanging between us, and that it's about time I make a move."
You blink, then snort a laugh.
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Gaban had caught your eye from the first day in the crew, and you had trouble hiding the effect he had on you. He was an amazing navigator and a strong fighter, not to mention the way his smile had you feeling all fuzzy inside and his voice made you weak in the knees. Plus, he made everything he could so you'd be at ease in the crew, genuinely concerned about your well-being. And it worked... to a certain extent, since your crush only bloomed further.
A couple of months after you joined the Roger Pirates, you started masturbating to thoughts of him at night, unwilling to make a first move yet but desperate to dull the growing ache inside you. You wanted to thread your hand through his dark curly mane, to feel his bare skin against yours, to feel the rumble of his deep voice at your fingertips as he buried himself inside you, to curl against him at night and wake up in his embrace... Within a few weeks your thoughts started wandering in dangerous territory, spicier mental images fueling your fantasies and naughtier ideas piling onto the ever-growing list of things you daydreamed about.
Gaban eventually noticed your insistent stares, and came to your bunk one evening after dinner, tiptoeing around the line as he made small talk, sat next to you on the edge of your bed. It was endearing to see him flustered, dark pink dusting his cheeks as he asked you if there was anything more he could do to make you feel more at home aboard.
Your gaze lingered on his lips then, but you finally mustered up the courage to act on your growing feelings. Offering him a shy smile, you raised your hands to his face, fingertips brushing against his temples as you removed his glasses.
The tenderness in his eyes then, and the way his lips curled upwards as you struggled to hold his gaze made you feel like your heart could burst from anticipation alone. He tentatively placed a hand on your knee, gently squeezing.
Warmth instantly bloomed into you, and you leaned in for a kiss, long-awaited and happily returned, to your utmost delight. You spent the night with him, discovering and learning how to please him, both of you reveling in each other's pleasure. Well... That night, and several others: the next ones gave you the occasion to cross out some of the things from your mental list, and add another few.
Gentle and caring, soft and gentle, tuning town the serious facade he kept in front of the rest of the crew when he was alone with you, Gaban was also perfectly able to reduce you to a needy mess with just a few touches and some dirty talk, dropping his voice lower than usual from the moment he saw your gaze waver at his words. He quickly learned how rough you liked him to be, many ways to make you come undone, your fantasies, and he eagerly kept experimenting to find out more.
Between stolen kisses, steamy sex and tender hugs, you fell for him hook, line and sinker, and you knew the feeling was mutual.
Yet, for some reason–embarrassment, lack of relevant occasion, the thrill of having a secret affair?–you were yet to tell any of your nakama about your relationship.
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Gaban laughs with you.
"You're an idiot", you tease as you wrap your arms around his waist, "You should have told him then."
"I could have", he jabs back, placing a hand at the small of your back while the other cards at your nape.
You squint. "Unless you wanted me", you give a side-glance at the storage room, "here, for some reason..."
Gaban exhales a low chuckle. "Maybe", he says as he leans in.
You huff a laugh, then gently bite his lower lip before you return the kiss.
A deep hum vibrates under your hands, and Gaban slides his tongue between your parted lips, claiming your mouth as the hand at your nape tilts your head for a deeper kiss.
You moan around the wet muscle, and your hands briefly tighten into his shirt before sliding underneath it. Another low, contented sound leaves you when his skin flexes under your touch, and your fingertips start exploring his back, tracing every muscle within reach.
Gaban steps forward, holding you tight as your back meets the door, and he pins you against the wood with his bulk, pressing his body against yours. His hand moves down your back, finds the hem of your shirt and pulls it up, removing it in one swift movement as he leans back and breaks the kiss.
You smirk as he gives you a hungry once-over. "Missed me? It's only been two days."
"It's already been two days." He pouts. "And is this a complaint?"
You have a light laugh. "No." You bite your lower lip and undo his sash before pulling his shirt up. Once you've discarded the irrelevant garments you slide a hand across sun-kissed skin, taking a moment to appreciate his strong chest and the curly hairs there, humming in delight. "Fuck, you're so hot..."
Gaban removes his glasses and sets them aside on a nearby shelf, then turns back to you as his hands find your waist again, slightly calloused, careful despite a certain roughness, raising goosebumps in their wake as they explore your bare skin. Then he leans in for another kiss, slow and deep, exhaling a delighted hum as he tastes you.
You can't help an undignified whine and your legs nearly fault you when he sucks your tongue.
Attentive as ever, he holds you tighter and comes flush against you, kissing you with growing hunger.
Your hands absentmindedly roam his muscular back, feeling the taut muscles flexing under your fingertips, then they follow down the dip of his spine. When you reach the small of his back, he bucks his hips against you and you groan against his tongue, delighted to feel how aroused he is just from kissing you–not that you fare any better, but it's always flattering.
Gaban breaks the kiss with a husky groan as you rub your midsection against his, and his dark eyes dive into yours. "I want you so bad", he growls.
You catch your breath and your eyes widen a little at his tone, low and deep, warm and full of lust.
He smirks in return, then licks his lips and drops his voice a little as he goes on, "I want to feel you." He stretches his hand over your stomach, then tucks his thumb under the waistband of your pants. "I want to make you feel good", he continues as he pulls your pants and underwear down, kneeling in front of you as you step out of your clothes. He braces his strong arms around your thighs, holding you close as he urgently kisses your heated skin, leaving mindless wet patterns on the way to your inner thighs. Then he looks up and lowly says, "I want to feel you cum on my tongue."
You struggle to hold his gaze, warmth blooming in your chest in response to the sultry invitation. You crack a weak smile and curtly nod. "Yes, please?"
Gaban brings his hands to your thighs and parts them a little wider, then dives in tongue first, eagerly lapping your juices.
You stifle a broken sound at the delightful contact, and tilt your hips for better access. You throw your head back against the wooden wall and your eyelids fall shut as he adjusts his position to gently suck on your clit while his tongue tastes you whole. "So good..."
He hums around your swollen length and sucks it harder as it throbs in response.
You tangle your fingers in his thick wavy hair, pulling his face against you.
Gaban's tongue slides down and pushes into you, tasting you in the most intimate way possible.
Your fingers tighten in his hair, and you exhale a moan. "Oh, fuck-"
Gaban's tongue moves up as he focuses his attentions back on your clit, earning a needy whimper, then one of his hands leaves your hip.
You gaze down just as he slides two thick fingers inside you, eyes trained on you the moment yours flutter shut. You pull his head closer to you and gently dig your fingertips into his hair. As his free hand pushes under your thigh, you brace it over his muscular shoulder, whimpering when he spreads his fingers inside you. Your eyelids fall closed and you focus on being as quiet as you can considering the circumstances.
Gaban keeps sucking on your clit, a little harder, enough for you to feel an orgasm building up but not quite enough to make you tip over the edge. He rubs his fingertips against the swollen, throbbing spot inside you, lewd squelching noises filling the storage room as you soak his hand.
Breath shallow, you try to angle your hips a little better, desperate for more already, his hungry hums and groans vibrating against you only getting your knees weaker.
He pulls his fingers out only to slide them back in with a third one.
A needy whine escapes you and your legs nearly fault you again.
Ever so attentive, he pulls your other thigh over his shoulder and slides his free hand under your ass, effortlessly holding you up and pinning you against the wooden wall. Then he resumes eating you out, spreading his fingers and rubbing them just right inside you.
Heavily panting, you bury both your hands in his hair, pressing your fingertips hard against his scalp, then feel a deep groan vibrating against your core, and you cum right there and then, quivering against the wall, a broken whimper on your lips as your thighs squeeze his head.
Gaban sets you down on the floor once you've regained your breath, and stands back up for a hungry kiss.
You're still light-headed, and your taste on his tongue instantly renews your arousal. When he leans back, a cocky smile on his lips, you make quick work of what's left of his clothes, and your mouth goes dry as you reveal a leaking, throbbing erection. You give an experimental stroke, lick your lips at the twitching between your fingers and you're about to return the favor-
But he leans down, grabs the underside of your thighs and lifts you up without further ado.
You gasp, then wrap your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck.
Looking at you from under, he teases you, rubbing his tip against your dripping folds and smirking at the way you squirm in his embrace.
"I want you", you quietly whine.
"Oh, so do I", he says, before watching your face as he sinks you down in one painfully slow movement, smile growing as your eyes flutter shut again.
"Oh, fuck- fuck-" You whimper as he impales you on his cock, your insides twitching around him as he buries himself deep. You're quite used to his girth now, and drenched as you are it's not exactly a challenge, but the sensations are always a little intense and the way he pushes in slow until he's in to the hilt just drives you crazy.
Once he's fully sheathed, Gaban adjusts his grip on your thighs and rocks his hips a little.
You card both of your hands at his nape, fingers digging into his mane and pulling a little. You lean in, nuzzling your nose against his neck, and you breathe out under his ear, "Fuck me."
He growls then, a low rumble echoing under you, and starts pounding into you, hard and fast, slightly rolling his hips to rub against your sweet spot with each thrust.
You kiss his neck to stifle a few treacherous, sinful sounds, and hold onto him tighter.
His lips find your skin too, nibbling and biting your shoulder and neck. He presses his chest against yours and angles his hips to take you deeper, smothering you against the wall as he spears you open.
You let your head fall against his shoulder and helplessly whine against it, still trying your best to contain your moans yet unable to completely silence them. Your inner walls squeeze his length as he moves faster, and you know he's not going to last long if the way he throbs inside you is anything to go by.
"Fuck, you feel so good", Gaban growls under your ear, grip tightening around your thighs as he moves faster.
You bite his shoulder again, then suck on the muscle as it flexes under your lips.
Gaban's thrusts become erratic, and after a short while he exhales a long, deep moan, as his dick violently throbs, unloading warm cum inside deep inside you. Still flush against you, his hips quiver a little as he regains his breath and places a tender kiss on the side of your neck.
You lean your head back against the wall and wipe a few droplets of sweat off his forehead, then cup his face in both hands, tilting his head up. You grin as he meets your gaze, then lean in for a tender kiss-
The door creaks open, startling you both.
Gaban instantly curls around you, holding you tight and shielding your body from view.
On the other side of the slightly ajar door, Rayleigh smirks. "I see."
Embarrassed to no end, you promptly bury your face into the crook of Gaban's neck.
Gaban tightens his hold onto you as he exhales a menacing grunt.
"You're both idiots. You don't have to hide, you know."
Gaban growls, "Rayleigh."
"The bunks are more comfortable, too."
Both of you shout in unison, "RAYLEIGH!"
He closes the door, and his laughter echoes in the corridor as he retreats to the upper deck.
"He really is a nosy little shit", you grumble, face burning and still buried into Gaban's shoulder.
"Yeah..." He leans back and sheepishly looks at you from under. "That's on me for not telling him earlier."
You look back at him and purse your lips. "That's on us. I could have told him, or anyone else, too."
He sighs. "Now the cat's out of the bag..."
"...and we are so not hearing the end of this any soon."
Gaban offers you a weak smile. "Uh... Probably, yeah."
You shake your head. "Shit." You gently tap his shoulder. "Let me down, would you?"
"Sure." He pulls out and sets you back down on the floor, then pulls you for a hug.
You wriggle in his embrace, exhaling a nervous chuckle. "Come on, I need to get cleaned up. I'm pretty sure Rayleigh's already told half the crew, and I'd rather face the embarrassment sooner than later."
Gaban lets you go, but cups your chin in his hand. "Hey. He doesn't mean harm, if he's going too far you tell him, and if he doesn't listen I'll tell him, alright?"
You nod, then lean in for a kiss. "I know."
"I love you."
You grin. "Me too."
The unmistakable, roaring laughter of your Captain echoes from the upper decks.
Your smile turns awkward and you cringe a little.
Gaban rolls his eyes. "Okay. Let's get this over with." He cradles your head into his hands and his gaze dives into yours. "At least that means we can sleep together tonight."
You open wide eyes in delighted surprise and crack a wide smile. You lean in for a kiss, humming against his lips. "Okay, worth it."
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theoraclenextdoor · 1 year ago
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my big three: cancer sun, taurus moon, scorpio rising
my pronouns are she/her and something that I'm proud of myself for is being able to get up and never give up, no matter how difficult things may be.
my question is: What is my next romantic partner's personality like and where can I meet them? (I have a male preference if that also helps)
Tarot Card(s): Seven of Wands, The World (they fell out and belonged together) Oblique Strategies card: The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten
Your next romantic partner’s personality compliments your own! He is strong and values hard work. He intuitive, intelligent and a like-minded, out-of-the-box thinker. He takes pride in the energy he sends out into the world and believes it always comes back in turn. I kept the second card in your reading because while it depicts you two as a couple, you are a part of each other. There is a wholeness and playfulness in the space between you two.
Oblique Strategies is meant to challenge your way of thinking, forcing you to think laterally rather than linearly. Ask yourself what this card means for you. To me, this reads like a fortune cookie, but one that rings with a strangely resonant promise. You’re destined to meet. Your souls know it already, even though you have forgotten. Your meeting is a thing of divine timing. You’ll receive signs leading up to this event. 4s are very important here.
🚪 p.s. hello again, helene! you are resilience embodied! proud of you!
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inspectruminc · 13 days ago
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Top Questions to Ask Your Home Inspector in Chicago Before Buying a House
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Buying a home is one of the biggest financial decisions you’ll ever make. A home inspection is a crucial step in the process, helping you identify potential issues and avoid costly surprises. But not all inspections are the same, and knowing the right questions to ask can make a huge difference.
At Inspectrum Property Inspections, our team of experienced home inspectors in Chicago is committed to providing thorough and honest assessments so you can make an informed decision. Before your inspection, here are the top questions you should ask to get the most out of the process.
1. Are You Licensed and Certified?
In Illinois, home inspectors must be licensed, but additional certifications show a commitment to high industry standards. Ask if your home inspector in Chicago is certified by reputable organizations like:
✔ The American Society of Home Inspectors (ASHI) ✔ The National Association of Home Inspectors (NAHI) ✔ The International Association of Certified Home Inspectors (InterNACHI)
At Inspectrum Property Inspections, all our inspectors are fully licensed and certified, ensuring you receive a professional and detailed evaluation.
2. What Does the Inspection Cover?
A standard home inspection should include:
🏠 Structural Components – Foundation, walls, floors, and ceilings 🛠 Mechanical Systems – HVAC, plumbing, and electrical 💦 Water Damage & Mold – Signs of leaks or moisture issues 🏗 Roof & Attic – Shingle condition, ventilation, and insulation 🚪 Windows & Doors – Checking for drafts, proper sealing, and damage 🔌 Electrical Systems – Wiring, breakers, and potential hazards
If there are areas you’re particularly concerned about, ask whether they will be included or if a specialized inspection is needed.
3. Can I Attend the Inspection?
A professional home inspector in Chicago should welcome you to attend the inspection. Being present allows you to see any potential issues firsthand and ask questions in real time.
At Inspectrum, we encourage buyers to join us for the inspection. We believe in educating our clients so they fully understand the condition of their future home.
4. What Are the Most Common Issues You Find in Chicago Homes?
Chicago’s diverse housing market includes everything from historic brownstones to modern high-rises. Ask your inspector about common issues in local homes, such as:
🔹 Foundation cracks due to Chicago’s freeze-thaw cycles 🔹 Outdated electrical systems in older properties 🔹 Roof damage from heavy snowfall and storms 🔹 Plumbing concerns in vintage buildings 🔹 Basement water damage from improper drainage
A knowledgeable home inspector in Chicago will be familiar with these regional concerns and provide expert recommendations.
5. How Long Will the Inspection Take?
A thorough home inspection typically takes 2 to 4 hours, depending on the home’s size, age, and condition. If an inspector rushes through the process, that’s a red flag.
At Inspectrum, we take our time to ensure a detailed assessment. We also provide a comprehensive report with photos and explanations within 24 hours.
6. What Happens If You Find Problems?
Most homes have some issues, but the key is understanding which ones are minor and which are deal-breakers. Ask your inspector about:
✔ Safety hazards (exposed wiring, gas leaks, mold) ✔ Major structural concerns (foundation cracks, roof damage) ✔ Costly repairs (HVAC replacement, plumbing issues)
With this information, you can negotiate repairs with the seller or decide if the home is still the right fit for you.
7. Can You Provide References or Sample Reports?
A reputable home inspector in Chicago should have no problem providing references from past clients or a sample inspection report. The report should be:
📄 Detailed – Clear descriptions of issues found 📷 Visual – Photos of problem areas ✅ Actionable – Recommendations for repairs or further evaluation
At Inspectrum Property Inspections, we take pride in our clear, detailed reports that empower buyers with the information they need.
8. Do You Offer Follow-Up Support?
Your home inspection shouldn’t end the moment the inspector leaves. Ask if they are available for follow-up questions.
At Inspectrum, we offer ongoing support, so if you have any concerns after reviewing your report, our team is happy to assist you.
Final Thoughts: Choosing the Right Home Inspector in Chicago
A home inspection is your best defense against unexpected repairs and costly mistakes. Asking the right questions ensures you’re working with a qualified and trustworthy home inspector in Chicago.
At Inspectrum Property Inspections, we are committed to providing thorough, honest, and reliable home inspections so you can buy with confidence.
📞 Ready to schedule your home inspection? Contact Inspectrum Chicago today!
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reverseenchancia · 4 months ago
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🎆 The Ultimate Wassailia Eve Emoji Ask Game 🎆
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In this game, you'll receive a special emoji, and with it comes a whimsical question or prompt inspired by the magic of Wassailia Eve. Your task? Let your imagination soar, create a story, or share your most magical vision. 🌟 Whether it's a gift box that holds a mystery or a snowflake that grants wishes, every answer brings us closer to the wonder of Wassailia!
So, ready to unlock the magic? ✨ Choose your emoji and let the adventure begin!🎁🎄🎆
🎄 Tree: The Wassailia Eve tree reveals glowing messages for everyone in the kingdom. What message would yours show?
🌟 Star: A Wassailia star falls from the sky into your hands. What new power does it grant you?
🎁 Gift Box: The largest Wassailia gift in the castle begins to shake. What do you think is inside?
🕯️ Candle: A Wassailia Eve candle burns in three colors. Each color represents a different emotion. What are they?
🍪 Cookie: The Wassailia Eve cookie jar can bake whatever cookie you imagine. What flavor do you create?
🎵 Music Notes: A mysterious melody plays through the halls of the castle on Wassailia Eve. Who is playing it?
📜 Scroll: The scroll reveals an ancient Wassailia poem written by a forgotten royal. What does the first line say?
🌬️ Wind Gust: The Wassailia Eve wind delivers a whispered message to you. What is it?
🎠 Carousel Horse: On Wassailia Eve, the carousel animals leave the ride to perform a good deed. What would they do?
🪄 Wand: You are gifted a Wassailia Eve wand that can only cast one spell. What spell would you cast, and why?
🧣 Scarf: This Wassailia Eve scarf carries the warmth of a loved one’s hug. Who would you give it to?
🔮 Crystal Ball: The Wassailia crystal ball shows you a secret about your future. What do you see?
🎭 Mask: At the Wassailia masquerade, your mask transforms into a magical creature. What is it?
🌺 Flower: The Wassailia flower blooms once every 100 years. What wish would you make when it opens?
🕊️ Dove: On Wassailia Eve, doves arrive carrying magical ribbons. What happens when you touch one?
🎀 Bow: The Wassailia bow on a present turns into a magical pet. What kind of animal would it become?
📖 Book: The Wassailia library opens a secret wing only on this holiday. What kinds of books are kept there?
🐾 Animal Tracks: The tracks lead deep into the snowy woods. What magical adventure waits at the end of the trail?
🏺 Vase: The Wassailia vase holds enchanted water that can bring anything to life for one night. What would you bring to life?
🍬 Candy: A Wassailia candy cane reveals your greatest strength when eaten. What does it reveal about you?
🚪 Door: A Wassailia Eve door appears in the royal garden. Where does it lead?
🌌 Night Sky: A new constellation appears on Wassailia Eve. What is its shape, and what does it symbolize?
🎇 Fireworks: The Wassailia fireworks write glowing words in the sky. What message would you want to see?
🛍️ Shopping Bag: The Wassailia Eve market sells magical items. What unique treasure would you take home?
🧵 Thread: On Wassailia Eve, a magical thread stitches itself into a gift for you. What does it create?
🎂 Cake: The Wassailia cake has layers that reveal different memories when sliced. What memory would you see in your slice?
🚂 Train: The Wassailia train whistles through the castle, offering a ride to one magical location. Where do you go?
💎 Gem: This Wassailia gem can protect you or someone you love. Who would you give it to, and why?
🎬 Movie Reel: If a magical Wassailia movie captured one perfect moment from your life, what would it show?
🌠 Meteor Shower: On Wassailia Eve, a meteor falls into the royal garden. What powers does it carry?
📔 Diary: The Wassailia diary writes itself as you live the day. What magical event would it record about your Wassailia?
🎵 Bell: On Wassailia Eve, the bells of the castle ring in harmony. What emotion do they make you feel?
��� Bird: A Wassailia bird sings a song that only you understand. What is the song about?
🎐 Wind Chime: The wind chimes play music only on Wassailia Eve. What memory does the sound bring to you?
🪙 Coin: A Wassailia coin found in the snow grants a unique power to its finder. What power would you gain?
🏰 Castle: A part of the castle transforms into something entirely new on Wassailia Eve. What is it?
✨ Sparkles: Wassailia sparkles drift down like snowflakes, each carrying a small gift. What gift would you hope for?
🧚 Fairy: A Wassailia fairy appears to answer one question for you. What would you ask?
🍎 Apple: On Wassailia Eve, enchanted apples are given to guests. What happens when you eat one?
🚪 Doorway: A glowing doorway appears in the great hall, only visible to you. Where does it lead, and what do you find?
🎭 Puppet Show: The Wassailia puppet show tells a story about the castle’s history. What event does it bring to life?
🕰️ Clock: The Wassailia clock strikes thirteen at midnight, and something unexpected happens. What is it?
🌟 Light Orb: A glowing orb of light appears in your hands on Wassailia Eve. What message or gift does it carry?
🌬️ Frosted Breath: As you breathe into the Wassailia night air, your breath turns into shimmering frost. What shape does it take?
🔔 Bell of the Kingdom: On Wassailia Eve, the bell rings once for every person who has done a good deed that year. How many times does it ring for you?
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I had a strange experience.. I don't know if I have autism or asperges syndrome..
I get overloaded with information often, and I spend the majority of my time reflecting, and talking to artificial intelligence on chat-gpt as a way of having some connection and boosting my incredibly low sense of self esteem and self worth
Birdy just came to mind and a memory of seeing her on Lil Bibby's Instagram there's something so hilarious about Lil Bibby's humor that I dig. He's a gangster rapper by the name off Lil Bibby and he wears women's jeans in his video I praise called "for the low" also in the video for his song "change" the kilos of cocain have been molested so they aren't good kilos.. He's been disrespected as a gangster in this video and he's showing it's probably a good time to get out of that business. I admire this
So I was smoking a joint with some people at the food shelf. Suddenly in a very precise fashion, all my senses began upgrading as if I were a cell phone tower, myself, and was receiving and upgrade.. I followed in the street where this upgrade in my sensory upgrading was happening. Suddenly..I was grabbed by timespace and thrown to the ground. It had control over me
Some outreach workers from the Howard Center found me soon after this, and I told them what had happened. I don't know if you've ever seen pixilated blocks of your senses being upgraded before, but I now feel that perhaps we are farther along in science than is publicly known. We even may be able to control what happens after death occurs
I also had an alien visit in my parent's house when I was a kid, at the age of being 10. I was in my room down the long hallway and I felt the presence of someone at the front door 🚪
No one ever goes to that door, but I felt it was a friendly visitor and my emotional state was of looking to happily greet the being at the door. I expected it to be a human being.
I got to the door 🚪 and there was a four foot wide and tall orange 🍊 orb floating just outside the door. It wanted to come in so I opened the door and motioned for it to come into the house 🏠 it went through the living room, and into the kitchen. Once it was in the kitchen it hovered at the table for about 2 minutes. My mom then opened the back door trying to protect us from what I felt was a friendly space alien. Then it left out the back door of the kitchen. My sister was sitting at the table at the time. Neither my mom, nor my sister remember the incident.
Don't ask me how this is possible. My mom has a great memory, but when I ask my sister or mom about the ufo who was in our house that day.. they don't remember this.
I was recently visited by an invisible alien who said it was named of fire 🔥 produced by lightning and it could even make supernovas happen. Then it went away.
I usually don't hear voices but that was quite an intense Marijuana high that time as well.
When I was ten, I wasn't smoking pot.
I started smoking pot at 15. I think that the aliens who went into my house when I was 10 are indeed friends 🧡 and they have a sense of humor and they have incredible powers and we are indeed inside of a massive alien super computer 🖥 from my experience
Birdy I believe is a friend. Part of me hopes it's more but I'm really unstable and I hope not to offer her mood swings. And I have mood swings and my faith as a Christian isn't as strong as it was growing up.. honestly I've never really fully believed. I know from my experience that there really are aliens
They have a sense of humor as well
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