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lucidreamsxx · 3 years ago

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Obey Me! Bros react to FEM!MC getting turned into a child! HCS

(Courtesy of wizard bastard man of course)

Flash Back- Solomon invited MC over to Purgatory hall, to help in in concocting some new spells and potions. MC is, after all, his loyal apprentice. Everything was going so well, until MC was asked to drink a strange potion by Solomon. It was a swirly mixture of pale pink and baby blue, with shimmering glitter all around it.

Of course MC was sceptical to drink it, but he promised her that she'd be fine, and that he just wanted to see the reaction. MC drank it, and two seconds later *poof* The place where she had stood was empty and replaced by a pile of her clothing and her DDD which now lay on the floor, the mound of clothing wiggled as a teeny weeny head with large gem like eyes popped out.

"..... fuck" muttered Solomon, as he picked up the now baby MC, who looked about 2 in his arms.

" so....mon....* MC babbled, as she played with his fingers.

"I didn't think her age would be redacted this far.." he muttered watching as MC proceeded to reach out for her DDD that fell on the floor, he picked it up. "I better send her back to the HoL and start getting to work on the antidote" he sighed, knowing he was going to get hell from Lucifer.

LUCIFER: He rubbed his forehead as Solomon stood infront of his desk. How in the seven rings of hell....

"How long is it gonna take for her to turn back?"

"....about a week" Solomon muttered quietly,

You know what he wasn't even going to ask. He reached his hand out to take MC as she settled comfortably in Lucifer's strong arms. He let Solomon go with a warning. And that he'd finish the antidote as soon as possible.

He looked down at MC who was still in her now humongous uniform as she played with the buttons on his vest.

Not going to lie, she was bloody adorable, with the way her cheeks were so squishable and her eyes which glittered with childlike curiosity as she looked at him.

"Pwetty..wuciferr" she said squishing his cheeks, as a slight blush covered his face,

"Heh, you're pretty too MC" he smilingly said while pinching her mochi cheeks,

She giggled, as he smiled.

But, he can't keep her like this,Mc needs to be taken care of, with a sigh he proceeded to text in the group about a family meeting regarding MC being turned into a child.

MAMMON: The first one to bound into the room as soon as he heard what happened. He thought it was a joke till he saw MC's small form snuggled into Lucifer's chest. He literally stood there gawking at MC till the others bounded in. He was assigned as the first person to take care if MC mainly cause she felt the most comfortable with him. (The others brothers were so on so forth following their rank, it is easier that way plus they wont argue)

Mammon is the type to carry you everywhere on his shoulders, it's canon that he's great with kids. Avatar of Greed who??? Mammon doesn't care about grimm for himself anymore, all his grimm goes to MC. He spoils her rotten, she can barely walk and she already has a mini car to match his.

"Mon..mon...pwushie"

"Oi MC, no, i just bought ya that stuffed toy, i aint buyin ya another"

*sad MC noises*

".....oh all right" he sighs as he pulls out some more grimm, "but this is the last time ya hear"

*happy MC noises*

LEVIATHAN: Levi combusted on the spot, (you know that "woaaahhhh" sound he makes in the game? Yea that) wjen it was his turn, he was over the moon. He got to teach his Henry about TSL and Ruri-chan all over again, altho MC was too small to understand, he was content with her giggles and gurgles of approval.

"So you see MC, that's why i think Ruri-chan's summer themed event us the best among all the other events cause- hey, what you doing?" He asked as he saw MC crawling into his lap,

"Wevi, look pwetty, like wuwi-chan" she said as she pointed ti a picture of Ruri-chan in her cat girl outfit, the colour theme extremely similar to Levi's clothing.

"Uwa...uwa...UWAAAAAAAAAAA MOEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He yelled as he picked her up and squished her cheeks,

SATAN: Just stood there with an amused look on his face, of course, expect the wizard bastard man to mess up a spell, again. Though he had to admit MC looked very very cute.

When it was finally his turn he decided to read to her, it was a fairly easy job as MC had that curiosity that made her want to know, although this is the first time Satan has heard this many "why's" in his life.

"Tan...what..that?" MC asked pointing to the sky from the window in his room,

" That's a raincloud MC"

"Why?"

"Cause it gives us rain"

"Why?"

Because as the human realm needs its rain, DevilDom needs its own too"

"Why?"

"Because the flora and fauna in DevilDom depend on it"

"Why?"

No, Satan never got tired answering, in fact he enjoyed it alot.

ASMODEUS: This demon literally ran i tell you, he bolted to Lucifer's office missing his mark only by a bit before Mammon beats him right to it,but he didn't bother to argue, oh no, because his eyes were caught.

"Oh my, MCCCCCC~♡♡♡" He literally cooed, he legitamately could NOT wait for his turn.

When it was his turn, oh you bet those two had a photoshoot together, MC was dressed up to match with Asmo, with out fits picked by, of course, Asmo.

"Oh my darling MC~ You look beautiful baby~" Asmo said while squishing her cheeks,

"Asmo...pwetty too" MC said while squishing his cheeks in her baby hand in return,

"Oh aren't you the most adorable thing ever darling~" he exclaimed as he carried her up and spun her around in circles.

BEELZEBUB: Carried Belphie to Lucifer's office, while munching on a burger. Didn't think much of it at first, he just thought that MC looked very adorable, kinda like Satan when he was a kid, only less screaming and puking and more calm and quiet.

But oh boy, when it was his turn, these two visited almost all the cafe's and dessert places in DevilDom. And Beel refused to touch anything, much to everyone's surprise. He prioritized MC's eating since he read somewhere that human children need to eat alot to make sure they grow up healthy and strong. Althought the spell only lasts for a week, Beel wanted to make sure that his MC had eaten to their fill anyway.

"MC try this, it's a DevilBee Honey Pudding, it's really smooth and the taste is not too sweet and overpowering as well" He said as MC looked down from her place high up on Beel's shoulders,

"Ok, but...Beel eat too" Mc replied as she reached out to grab the pudding with her teeny tiny lil hands, and proceeded to feed some to Beel then to herself.

Safe to say Beel has now dedicated his life to protect this human, whether as a child or an adult.

BELPHEGOR: He had to be carried to Lucifer's office by Beel. And no, he did not read the texts in the groupchat, so imagine his surprise when he was brought in and opened his eyes only to see a gremlin version of his human.

Belphie.exe/has-crashed.com

Ye, cow boi brain go brrrrrrrrr~

When it was his turn finally, he couldn't help squishing her cheeks like mochi's, they were so squishable and MC is just so cute, he couldn't help it.

Snuggles,cuddles and naps, need i anything more???

Cow boi gives DA BEST cuddles and snuggles in all three realms, no one can tell me otherwise. Occasionally he reads her a story, makes the voices too just cause he like seeing MC's reactions to it.

"Belfi..story?"

"Hmm? You want a story MC"

*cue MC nods*

*sigh* "well alright then, but you gotta go sleep straight after ok?"

"Ok! MC pwomise"

"Ok then, Once upon a time in DevilDom..."

Yea, no, boy goes all soft for her and ends up reading MC a gazillion stories before he finally gets her to bed, he has a hard time saying no to MC afterall.

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letshaikyuu · 4 years ago

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ooouuu what if Sakusa, Bokuto, Atsumu and Kuroo had a s/o with squishy mochi cheeks AND dimples. And s/o’s friends just like to pinch and poke her cheeks a lot?¿ 🥺p.s- I love ya

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬/𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐩��𝐞𝐬 // 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: I wish I had dimples omg, they’re so adorable <3

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: none, just floof

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

๑ 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢

He always comments about how people keep touching you and how that’s not hygienic in the slightest, so he fails to see the cuteness that is your adorable cheeks at first. But, even though he keeps talking about how that’s not hygienic, he’s actually trying to hide his jealousy because ‘who dare touch you beside him’

Sakusa quickly notices the reason why people keep touching your face a lot and when the two of you are alone, he just stares at your face, trying to find what’s on it that makes people openly ‘coo’. It’s when you smile and laugh at something playing on the TV, that he notices the dimples on your cheeks and your adorable and squishy cheeks.

Have your cheeks always been this adorable?

His finger comes out of the blue and he just pokes you. That’s it. He just pokes a slender finger on your cheek and maybe wiggles it around a tiny bit; you’re confused as to what he’s doing, but he looks too engrossed to be disturbed. When he pulls away, he has the straightest face before saying: “Huh, they really are squishy.” And goes back to what he was doing

Smooth Sakusa, smooth

๑ 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮

The moment he sees your friends circling around you and poking your face, he’s visibly confused and doesn’t know what’s going on. He wants to ask them, but he feels like he’d be intruding, so he prompts in asking Akaashi instead; he just looks at his senior confused as to why he’d ask him for information like that

In the end, Bokuto ends up asking you himself; you’d just giggle at his confused face and tell him that your friends just really like your cheeks, and you’d poke them to show him just how ‘mochi-like’ they really are. Bokuto’s eyes shine brighter than the most expensive diamond tbh and he just wants- no, needs to poke

And poke your cheeks he does

He loves your cheeks because they're so - in Bokuto’s language -squishable and loveable and adorable, so he keeps touching them and playing around. He loves making you laugh so that he can see your dimples in their full glory, so expect a lot of jokes or tickle fights to ensue so that he gets what he wants

Bokuto is just in love, okay?

๑ 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮

Atsumu would most likely joke around and tease you about your cheeks, not to the extent of making himself sound rude or hurting you, but enough to tease you or have you jokingly hit him on the shoulder; he always comments on how cute you look when you’re angry, so he keeps teasing you in order to see that

He gets so jealous when your friends keep poking you - especially male friends because Atsumu doesn’t hurt females lol - so it’s not foreign for him to just sweep you off your feet and carry you away from the crowd. When you ask him why he’s so jealous, he just ignores you and pays attention to your face. He scoffs and looks away: “You’re too cute.”

Excuse you?

When you start giggling at him, he looks back at you and notices your dimples - why are you even more adorable now - and he gets even more jealous because people got to see that and not him? From now on, no one is to see your dimples or squish your cheeks unless they have Atsumu’s permission. Who is that you may ask? nobody.

we love ourselves a jealous and possessive atsumu

๑ 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐮

He also teases you for your cheeks, but he also compliments you a lot in case you’re feeling self-conscious or don’t like them for some reason. He doesn’t mind other people playing with them because he understands how adorable they are and he’s the one who gets to play with them the most once he’s alone with you <3

If you happen to feel self-conscious, Kuroo is right there to stretch your cheeks out until you tell him - and yourself - how cute and adorable you are, mochi cheeks or not. Plus, he loves making you blush by pulling at them and telling you how cute you look. He’s just that captivated because they’re so adorable?? How??

“You’re so cute, I could just eat you.” “Tetsu no-”

Omg, but he would bite your cheeks jokingly - you know like you do to a baby or little kid - and it’s honestly the cutest and most wholesome scene ever than even Kenma has a small smile on his face whenever Kuroo plays with your face cheeks. He tells Kuroo that he has the softest smile on his face whenever you’re around him and both Kuroo and you blush at that comment

“See what you’re doing to me? I’m becoming soft.” “You always were soft, Tetsu~”

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purpleyellow · 4 years ago

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Recovering pt 1

Seventeen 14th member

Hayun’s masterlist

“During her time in the hospital, it was up to the 95+96 line to take care of Hayun”

a/n: Wonwoo’s scenario is inpired by the lyric prank request. Feel free to let me know your thoughts as well as send me some requests💙. Ask box is also open to random chats.

Scoups

He had felt guilty leaving Hayun on her own that morning, so as soon as the schedule was over, Seungcheol rushed to the hospital to make her company while the boys went home to showers and then pay her a visit.

Opening the room’s door, he was met with the sight of Hayun’s head staring blankly at him while the rest of her body was buried in while fluffy pillows in a way he doubted she could move without letting at least one of them drop off the bed. Stifling his laugh, the leader walked into the room amused.

“Did hurricane Jackson come by?” He asked clearly knowing the answer as she rolled her eyes.

“What do you think? I didn’t even know you could get this many pillows in a hospital” The girl sighed as he started to take them one by one and set them on the couch, only leaving the ones stabilizing her back since he didn’t know how much movement she could take “You smell like the bathroom in music core”

“I rushed here so you could have some company and that’s what I get?” Scoups said offended and she smiled mischievously.

“My bad. Here let me tell you a secret” Hayun waved him closer and when his ear was by her mouth she screamed “I’M LOSING MY MIND IN THIS ROOM”

Flinching backward, Cheol placed a hand on his heart while waiting for a second for it to calm down. The girl stared at him with wide eyes while pointing out how everything was stark white.

“AND, if that isn’t enough” She pointed out making him widen his eyes even more “I don’t have you guys around”

“Aww, cute” He cooed pulling a chair closer so he could sit by her side “But wasn’t your boyfriend just here?”

“Yeah but he’s not you guys” She hummed holding his hand and squeezing it for a few seconds before throwing it away “At least he’s not a traitor”

“A traitor?” Cheol smiled amused and she crossed her arms nodding.

“I mean. How dare you guys having all that fun without me”

Jeonghan

“That one looks like a thumb” Hayun leaned into Jeonghan’s side and pointed at a baby through the nursery window. As she had been getting better, the nurses would let her take little strolls around the hospital as a way of getting her body going again.

“Don’t judge him, he might become cute someday and end up dating your child” Jeonghan pointed out while side hugging the girl to help her support herself “You don’t want to bully your future son in law, do you?”

“It’s weird thinking that they’ll become a grown person isn’t it” She ignored him cooing at the babies in their beds “They’re so little and squishable right now. Look at that one! It has a little dimple!”

Laughing at her excitement, Jeonghan failed to notice an old lady approaching them with a fond smile, and he almost jumped when she started speaking on his side.

“It’s your firstborn, right? I remember how excited I was when my daughter was born, nothing compares to it” The lady smiled at their mildly confused faces and then back at the babies “So, which one is yours?”

As Hayun went to tell her this was a misunderstanding, Jeonghan calmly pointed at a baby in the corner and, with the softest smile, he turned to her as he spoke.

“That one is our little Channie. Cute isn’t he?” He winked at his group member as she bit her bottom lip to stop herself from laughing.

“Oh yes. That one is my grandson. Time sure flies by fast” The lady smiled at them and much to Hayun’s entertainment pointed to the one she had compared to a thumb.

“Ah he’s adorable” Hayun giggled and forcefully pulled at Jeonghan’s sweatshirt to indicate they should leave soon before the woman could get a good look at them and start some weird rumor.

“We should be going back so my love can go rest” He started speaking while pulling her IV holder a little closer to indicate their departure.

“Yeah, I’m feeling quite tired, we should really be going” Hayun gave her a polite smile and after giving each other the best of luck they parted ways, Jeonghan turning to her as soon as they made it to the elevator.

“We’re horrible people”

(pretty boy draco malfoy wannabe)

Joshua

“You just hoop the thread through the- Hey, don’t give up now” Joshua sighed as Hayun dropped her hands and placed the little beads back on the container.

“Shua, I love and cherish each and every bracelet you give me so much. And do you know why?” She asked and he shook his head “Because I know that I don’t have the patience to do them just like you”

Dropping his head on the hospital bed, Joshua tried his best not to laugh in desperation as he gathered the courage to admit the only thing he had brought for her to do was a failure.

“Okay, I’m sorry” He straightened up his posture and collected one by one the little beads and things. “The boys just keep breaking the ones I’ve given them and I don’t have the guts to say no to making more. Just thought you could help me get these done, my bad”

“Oh, I can,” Hayun said, much more excited, yet he shook his head grateful.

“You don’t like it, I get it. Don’t worry about it” Shua gave her a very sad wink, putting the things away and crossing his legs as he sat back. “So, how have you been doing? At least we can talk about your news and catch up”

“No, you don’t get it. There is no news. I’m stuck here and nothing happens, so if I can help you by making bracelets, PLEASE teach me how to make bracelets” Hayun pleaded, shaking him by his arm and Joshua laughed.

“Just don’t go complaining that I forced you” Handing her the materials again, they went back to silently making the crafts while Hayun shared some of the hospital gossip she had heard.

“Have you tried putting one of each color to see how it turns out?” She asked, pushing her glasses that were sliding on the bridge of her nose without taking her eyes off her work.

“Yes. It all looks kind of yellow though, I don’t know how it happens” Joshua shrugged, taking a quick glance at the one she was making, only to notice she wasn’t following the pattern he had told her to. “Wait, that’s not how it’s supposed to go”

“I think it looks more fun this way” Hayun smiled stretching the line towards him, seemingly proud of the colorful mess she had done.

Shua only smiled and nodded, not having the heart to tell her that one was supposed to replace Woozi’s black and blue bracelet.

Jun

Hayun had been watching the door with hopeful eyes for the last three minutes when Jun finally entered her room. Closing the door almost instantly, the boy leaned against it and placed his hand inside his hoodie pocket.

“Please tell me you got it” Hayun beamed, assuming the answer was a yes, but her face dropped as soon as he took out three Jello cups. “You know, when I told you to sneak in some food, I meant like a burger or something”

“How was I supposed to sneak in a burger? Do you know how hard it was for me to get these?” He sighed sitting next to her on the hospital bed and taking out two spoons from his pocket “I had to sweet talk my way through three different nurses to make it into their stash. One of them even gave me her number”

“My boy” Hayun gave him a high five and took one of the cups “You got me a lime one? Thanks!. The girls said they were out of it this morning”

“Oh yeah. One of them told me they’re usually out of it pretty quickly so they try not to give many out” He said calmly making her complain about the unfairness.

“If a burger was too difficult, some fries would have done the job” The girl returned to the topic rolling her eyes while opening one of the Jellos and taking a spoon from him.

“The nurses said you should be careful with what you eat for a while, that must mean no greasy food” Jun grabbed a bite with his spoon and laughed at her annoyed face.

“I’m already in the hospital if anything goes wrong” The girl rebutted, making him laugh and push her in annoyance, forgetting for an instant she still had some stitches in her belly.

“Crap, I’m sorry,” Jun said when she let out a little groan, opting to sit on the chair instead of crushing her side on the bed.

“Don’t apologize. You can be a little rougher next time” Hayun smirked as he threw his head back in annoyance and took out another Jello from his pocket, throwing it at her head but purposely missing “Hey, sick person here. Treat me a little nicer for once”

“I’m getting mixed signals right now. Which one is it, rough or gentle? Because I can do both” Jun snickered back making her howl with laughter.

Hoshi

“Hey, is this supposed to be happening?” Hoshi screamed over the nurses as they helped Hayun throw up in a bucket from the hospital bed.

The boy and a manager had just arrived to help her get her stuff ready to go home when a bunch of them went running into her room making him alert.

“Sir, it’s not very common but it can happen. We'll do some scans to see if there’s anything going on but she hasn’t shown any other symptoms so it might be a passing thing” One of them told him while helping her up. Turning to her, he held her shoulder and placed her against the headboard “You need to be careful with your stitches”

“So what? I’m supposed to drown in my vomit” Hayun complained and one of them held the bucket a little closer to her face making her disgusted “Nevermind, I think I’m done”

“I’ll go check with the doctor,” The manager told Hoshi as he nodded and walked closer to the girl.

“You haven’t been feeling anything else right?” Soonyoung asked, but before she could say anything the same nurse spoke up.

“She hasn’t had any fever and everything else seems to be normal. You’ll probably need to stay here one more day so we can see if anything happens though”

Giving him a side-eye, Hayun pouted as they excused themselves from the room and Hoshi sat on the bed next to her so she could lean her head on his shoulder.

“I just want to go home” She mumbled letting frustration take over for the first time. “I’m stuck in this damn room while the entire world passes by. I missed an entire comeback at this point, people might start calling me old for it”

“At least you did one stage” Hoshi chuckled making her roll her eyes “Just think that there will be many more to come. Think of this as a rest before you go out and get tired again”

“I want to be tired right now” She scoffed, pointing at her stomach “Do you have any idea of how weak my muscles must be. I’m going to need you to walk me through every choreography so I can reignite muscle memory again”

“Sure. I’ll make a boot camp just for you” He laughed as she sighed defenseless.

Wonwoo

“You don’t have to stay, you know?” Hayun pointed out as Wonwoo fixed up the couch for himself to sleep on.

“Hoshi said you were pissed for staying one more day,” He said nonchalantly while staking some pillows “What kind of friend would I be if I let you sulking on your own?”

“The reasonable kind who knows their bed is much more comfortable than a couch he can barely fit on” The girl smirked, doing her best to turn on her side.

“What is that thing you always say before talking someone into something” Wonwoo pretended to think before raising a finger “It’s about experiencing life to its fullest”

“I don’t think this fits into that but okay”

“I’m turning off the lights” He laughed, getting up, but before his finger touched the switch, she stopped him.

“I feel like crap” Hayun pouted and he widened his eyes.

“What is up? Do you need me to call someone?” The boy left his spot by the door to come check on her closer “Is it the position you’re on”

“I threw away all my pride” She held his hand and looked up at him, trying her best not to break the sad face before continuing “I’m so upset”

“Look, you shouldn’t worry about missing the schedules. I get that you wanted to come too, but things like this happen and we have to adjust to them” He said making her sigh and let go of his hand, only to look out of the window

“Am I only this much? Now I’m scared”

“What? No, you don’t have to be scared. We all think it’s best for you to recover than-”

“I’m scared of the words of I love you” Hayun raised her tone making him shut up and stare at her confused. She let out an ironic laugh before continuing “You’re just a joke”

“What?”

“I really can’t stand you” She spat at him making his face get more confused “There’s no reason to date you. Guys like you are all over the world”

Wonwoo was just about to ask where she was going with this as a wave of realization hit him, as a reaction he closed his eyes and took a deep breath while Hayun laughed at his face.

“Did you really just quote 2NE1?” The boy scoffed before an amused grin showed up in his face.

Woozi

“I get performing, but why do I need to stay out of interviews too?” Hayun interrogated the doctor just as he was ready to discharge her “Can’t I just sit on the side? You said small movements were fine”

From her side, Woozi watched amused as the doctor explained for the third time that she needed to let her body rest, which made her argue once again that “interviews weren’t exhausting”

“We can exchange places if you want,” The boy said half-serious, half kidding making her roll her eyes.

“You wouldn’t like it,” Hayun said on a whim raising her eyebrow as she gave it a second thought “Actually, staying at home with no one else around. You totally would. Can we do that?”

“Do what exactly?” The doctor said as she stared at him excitedly.

“Have him home resting for me while I go have fun?”

“Uh-”

“The moment you learn to ignore the things she says, the better your life will become” Woozi smiled politely making her roll her eyes once again. “Anyways, are you ready to go home?”

“I don’t know, I became quite attached to this room” Hayun tried to joke, but the boy only unlocked her wheelchair and started guiding her out. “Well that was rude”

“You kept complaining you wanted to go home. I’m just trying to do that as fast as possible” He smirked as they made it to the elevator. Their manager running to keep track of his fast steps.

“Calm down, the party isn’t going anywhere” Hayun chuckled, but when she looked up to his confused face, she only rolled her eyes “Cut the crap, I know you’re throwing a welcome home party”

“Uh… you’re going to be disappointed” The boy looked to the manager and then back at her with an apologetic face.

“Oh. Nah, it’s fine” Hayun shrugged rolling her eyes “Everyone is busy anyways”

“We thought we could go out once you’re all good too” He patted her arm as they made it to the garage floor.

After the manager drove them to the dorms, they both calmly walked to the door while chatting about some nonsense on the radio. When Hayun opened the door to find her twelve losers with a banner that read “Sorry about your appendix”.

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tdblakmitm · 7 years ago

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Stray Kids Reaction - You Ask Them Out

Bang Chan

- Who's confused? This boi right here

- He's been planning to ask you out for a while and then you just had the bright idea to pop the question

- The answer was yes ofc

- A speechless boi, but a happy boi

- Thought about crying but decided against it

- Probably does a really cringey, yet adorable, happy dance

Kim Woojin

- An actual teddy bear, like please love him

- He's never said yes louder, probably disturbing all of his members

- can he be more adorable

- he's an excited bear

- plz love him

Lee Minho (Lee Know)

- Windows XP has crashed, plz restart

- he would probably be all type of confused

- you asked him out of the blue and he didn't know what to say

- plz save him, he's drowning in feels

- tried to hold in his excitement but fails miserably

- he said yes after a few moments of rebooting

Seo Changbin

- Shook Binnie

- He gets really excited and forgets to say yes dat boi

- You have to remind him to answer you and he becomes all serious because he’s dark we all know that’s a whole lie

- He wants to go now, like let's get food

- Best smol Binnie I mean dark Changbin ever

Han Jisung (Han)

- A very happy boi

- Please make him be quiet, all of SK wants to kill you now what have you done

- He’s so happy he latches onto you like a leech and won’t let go

- Screams yes as loud as possible

- Plz someone save SK from this loud asf boi I mean yayyy happy Jisung

Hwang Hyunjjn

- Ok can we take a moment to thank who created this universe for granting us the privilege to see the handsome asf boi

- Eye smile-activated, he’s so happy he could dance . . . and that’s exactly what he does omg just imagine hyunjinnie doing a little happy dance

- He pouts a little and is like, “why didn’t you let me ask you tho?”

- “Cuz your lazy behind took too long to do it.” “Valid.”

- The yeses are beautiful, you might as well have asked him to marry you then and there.

Lee Felix

- This meme boi will act like a human and show much love to you

- He’s never said yes faster his Adam's apple was going a mile a minute

- He’s probably stuttering trying to form a complete thought poor baby

- Just love him and his strange self plz

- All he wants is the loves so give it to him or I kill you

Kim Seungmin

- A baby, my god he’s never looked more squishable.

- Would probably be confused at first but he’ll say yes eventually

- Y’all so fluffy he’s gonna die, like please love his beautiful heart

- He is an actual angel sent from God himself, you’re lucky to have him tbh

- #ThanksForLivingSeungmin

Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

- Look guys this boi is shy, like actually a smol child

- Of course, the answer is yes because finally an opportunity that he didn’t need to create that would have been awkward for the smol baby, spare his soul plz

- Is it just me, or do you picture him winning his girl some cheesy lookin stuffed animal at the local youth fair or somethin cuzz

- He is already a fun loving baby so he will make life great

- Love his adorable self okok???

~ Admin Lawl

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*gifs aren't mine*

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lalainajanes · 7 years ago

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Not from one of my prompts but based on a conversation @thetourguidebarbie and I had about sketchy online dating profiles and pick up artists the other day. AH ridiculousness!

“Is this seat taken?” Klaus asks, and the blonde he’s been speaking to jerks to attention, her head snapping up from where it had been bent over her phone. Her eyes narrow and she gives him a very thorough once over.

Klaus is a little offended when she blows out an unimpressed breath and turns away, “Another one? Dear god I need to get out of this city.”

It’s not the warmest invitation he’s ever received but it’s enough to further pique his interest. He slides on to the stool, returns the bartender’s nod and scans the televisions over the bar. They’re unfortunately all set to American football, which doesn’t interest Klaus in the least. He glances at his neighbor, finds she’s once again oblivious to anything but her phone. He leans over slightly, “I’m Klaus,” he offers. “Can I buy you a drink? Or an appetizer, maybe. As thanks for your hospitality.”

Her spine straightens, and she tosses her hair back, crossing her legs as she turns to face him. The smile she shoots his way lacks any warmth, sickly sweet and venomous. “Listen, Klaus. If that’s your real name.”

He’s about to interrupt, offer to produce his driver’s license (and perhaps a supporting document or two, just to be on the safe side) but the woman plows ahead. “I’m so not in the mood to be picked up. I don’t know what it is about me that says ‘Hey, garbage men, try your sketchy mind game-y lines on me’ but I will figure it out. And you will all be sorry.”

He finds himself blinking at her, his mouth open as he tries to decide exactly how to respond. With the not entirely incorrect assumption that he was looking to chat her up? Or perhaps with the ominous bit at the end? Klaus settles on something neutral, “You’ve obviously had a rough night.”

He’s assumed as much before he’d approached – she’d made something of an entrance. In a clingy blue dress and heels that made her legs something to marvel at she was overdressed for the quiet bar. She’d stomped in a half an hour ago with a storm cloud over her head, made a beeline to the bar, and had downed a shot as soon as it had been set in front of her. A second had quickly followed, a third waved away in favor of a glass of the glass of wine she’s been nursing.

She huffs out an aggrieved breath, “Look, in case you’re totally missing the vibes here you have zero chance of getting into my pants. Or, up my skirt, I guess. If you wanna get technical.”

“I’d gathered,” Klaus answers blandly. “But I’m invested now, you see.”

She rolls her eyes but takes another sip of wine, her eyes sharp and critical. Klaus suspects she’s itching to talk out whatever’s bothering her and he’s her only convenient, in person, option at the moment. “I had a third date.”

He props his elbow on the bar, turning to give her his full attention. “Oh?”

She relaxes slightly, her features growing less guarded. “And the first two were pretty good. He was hot, apparently not a serial killer, practiced good hygiene. A little obsessed with classic cars and pomade but I figured I’d chalk it up to his being Italian, you know?”

He does his best not to smile, certain her prickliness would return if she suspected he was mocking her. “Clearly, you had an intense connection. Why, you were practically soulmates.”

Her eyes narrow and she he’d bet the contents of his savings account that she’d just considered to shoving him off his stool. “Listen, do you know how much dating sucks in this town? Sometimes a girl has to make concessions when she’s sick of staying at home alone and overindulging in Halo Top on Friday nights. I wasn’t going to marry the guy.”

“I just moved here,” Klaus tells her. “I do hope your exaggerating. I’m not entirely sure what Halo Top is but the rest of it sounds bleak.”

“Sure, you just moved here,” the woman drawls, her tone heavy with skepticism. She adopts a truly atrocious approximation of his accent, “Just hopped across the pond, did you?”

Klaus is finding this conversation, her jabs, more and more mystifying. But he can’t say he’s not having fun. “I’d offer to prove it to you, my flat is more boxes than furniture at the moment, but I suspect you’d take such an invitation the wrong way.”

“Damn right I would. Will you just drop the accent already?”

His mouth falls open again, a surprised laugh coming from him. “I suppose I could try. Did you have one you’d like me to attempt?”

She slams her hand on the bar top, leaning into his space, “Pop quiz time, which royal baby is the cutest?”

He’s beginning to wonder if she’d had a few more drinks than he was aware of. Perhaps she’d been drunk when she’d arrived?

Evidently he’s taken too long to reply because she shakes her head sadly. She makes a harsh noise, “Ehhhh! Too slow. It was a trick question by the way. They’re equally adorable with ridiculously squishable faces.”

“I’m quite certain squishing the air to the throne would be frowned upon.”

She throws her hands up in frustration. “Ugh. I almost admire the commitment.”

“What is it that you think I’m doing, love?”

“Oh, a pet name. Sure, that’ll convince me.”

“If you’d like to supply your real name, feel free.”

“Nope,” she denies immediately. “Not going to make anything easy for you. I’ve been doing some research.”

Ah, that explained the laser focus on her phone. “On what subject?”

“Reasons why a guy would fake an accent. It’s called peacocking and it is icky.”

Klaus has rarely been at a loss for words. He’s certain it’s happened more over the course of this very odd conversation than ever before in his life. Still, he finds he has no desire to excuse himself. He’d been joking earlier, about being invested, but if he left now he’d wonder about this woman for days to come. Best to solve the mystery. “Peacocking,” re repeats slowly. “I’m afraid I’m lost once more.”

“Some showy, flashy thing to trick women into thinking your interesting. Because apparently teeny tiny lady brains are attracted to novelty or something? Honestly, all the justification I read was evo psych bullshit. Most dudes have cottoned on to the fact that fedoras are a douche signal nowadays so they’ve gotten sneakier.”

“With fake accents,” Klaus says dubiously, just to be sure he understands things correctly.

She nods vigorously, her blonde curls swaying wildly. “We went for pizza. He ordered pineapple. No actual Italian person would do that. Also, I might have misjudged his personality a bit. He’s probably also evil.”

“Because of the pineapple.” This time he’s not especially successful in trying to hide that he’s having difficulty not laughing. Luckily, his fascinating new friend doesn’t seem to notice.

“Exactly. I totally dodged a bullet.”

Klaus shakes his head, his laughter spilling out. She looks peeved but he fishes out his cell phone, tapping in his passcode before he hands it to her. Her brows creep up in surprise, “What am I supposed to do with this?”

“Up to you. I’d be happy to produce any number of pieces of government issued identification proving my nationality. And my name, since you were so skeptical. Klaus is technically a nickname but everyone who’s not directly related to me uses it these days.”

“Fake ID’s are a thing.”

She certainly was an insistent little thing. “I thought you’d say that. Which is why I gave you my phone. Feel free to call anyone you’d like. Most will confirm my identity. Not happily, since it’s near 4 AM in England right now. And, word of warning, if you select my brother Kol I insist you not hold whatever undoubtedly crass offer he makes you against me.”

She glances down at his phone, then at him once more, surprise etched plainly across her face. “You’re serious? I can call anyone I want?”

“As long as you agree to endure me saying ‘I told you so’ afterwards. Over dinner. I find myself craving Italian.”

She finally cracks a genuine smile, “Wow. You really want to go out with me even after I just poured out buckets of crazy?”

Klaus shrugs, “Apparently my options are rather limited in this city. And this is the most entertaining conversation I’ve had since moving.”

She stares at him for a long moment, still assessing but in a way that’s far warmer than her earlier evaluations. Klaus takes it as a win. She hands him his phone back, “I’m Caroline. How about I buy you a drink?”

Klaus agrees immediately, of course.

#klaroline #klaroline drabbles

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catalystic-dragons · 7 years ago

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Pick 5 if ur random plushies and rate them on how much you’d recommend a fellow plushie lover to buy them.

Oh shit okay, I have like. Over 100 plushies but I’ll pick a couple from the plushie cube condo next to my desk

Name: BlueberryBrand: SquishableStatus: Nearly Sold Out! Buy him hereReview: Blueberry is a big, amazing friend. He is soft, he is squishy and though he is large, he is perfect for a good squeeze after a bad day. His fur needs a bit of maintenance; brushing every now and then should work, but there’s also a guide on how to keep your squishable clean you can look up too! Squishables are a solid brand and I’ve never had an issue with any of my squishes, and Blueberry is an excellent part of our family. It’s a 10/10 absolute must for any dragon fan!

Name: Tumble*Brand: Beanie Baby (Beanie Buddy)Status: Retired, find him on ebay!Review: Tumble is a colourful trike with a lovely finish. I must say, his unusual and striking colour scheme is what made me want him so badly! He’s soft and his beanie buddy size makes him a great size to cuddle up to, or sit on your lap. Now my lil’ Tumble is preowned, so for collectors out there who want theirs mint, I suggest setting aside some cash because beanies aren’t cheap! He also comes in the regular beanie size. His actual beanie name is *Hornsly, so be sure to search him under that name! All in all, this lad is a 2000 beanie so he’s doing exceedingly well for an 18 year old beanie! Not a loose thread on him. 10/10 for a dino lover or a beanie collector looking to bulk out their collection.

Name: CabbageSproutBrand: Build-A-BearStatus: Available at BAB stores!Review: Cabbage is a solid boy; he’s big, he’s green and he is a cuddling machine. Bulbasaur is one of my /all time favourite/ pokemon, and I had been waiting for months to get my hands on this guy. I swooped into build-a-bear the week he was released and picked him up during downtime so I wasn’t surrounded by children attempting to fondle my precious cabbage. He is very well made; his stuffing is solid, but not too stiff. Considering he was a pre-stuffed bulba, he is pretty much perfect! I pick my plushies on their faces usually, because it helps me make their character, and this little cabbage is no different. I couldn’t resist getting him a hat and scarf to match, and I’m not even the dressing up type! Perfect for any to-be pokemon master or veteran trainer. A great companion, soft and sturdy, 10/10.

Name: Jello (blue), Cheese (brass)Brand: BlizzardStatus: Currently Unavailable, but may be restocked one dayReview: Now as many of you know, I chase whelp plushies like these at con every year, desperate to fill the remaining spaces in my collection so I don’t have to spend £££ on importing them from america. These, however, were part of a large order directly from the blizzard store that myself and my partner split between us. And at first glance, they were regular whelps and as lovely as Phish and Wasabi, the two I’d got from con previously (respectively, dark and green). The problem is… These two have NOT been as sturdy as their friends. Cheese has a puncture wound in her back that I’m yet to be able to fix, and about a week after they arrived, Jello’s horn ripped off for no discernible reason bar she was beside my pillow and perhaps had been pushed against the wall a little. So it’s safe to say a blizzard whelpling is not built for wear or tear. These have seen /no/ action - no being carried around all day in the flat/house, no trips outside for photos, no shopping trips, no backpack trips to university, nothing, and BOTH are damaged. I never had these problems with Phish and Wasabi - and I know it isn’t their fault… Poor girls have just had a bumpy ride here and need some TLC. Seriously, though. They arrived damaged; everything else was fine, just them :c So while the design /seems/ solid, I can’t say I was impressed by this batch. I’m still hunting for the Nightmare and Crimson whelplings so I have the whole roster, but for now, my expectations are fairly low. Perhaps I’ll come across one this weekend at con, as that seems to be the only place to snag a healthy whelping. I’ll have to leave them with a 7/10. It’s only so high bc Phish and Wasabi have no damage whatsoever and have been nothing but sturdy and solidly built.

Name: Hubert (Swedish Short-Snout)Brand: Harry PotterStatus: Retired (I think? I can never find him on official stores, just ebay)Review: Huey is the equivalent of a pug dragon, and I love it. He has his own unique sound effect (huueeh) supplied by myself, and is just all over a perfectly weird little dragon. He has a strange kind of shiny texture to him, that is silky when stroked one way and almost rough when stroked the wrong way (which he doesn’t like, anyways). Huey is a household favourite for his odd looks, and while he is a smaller dragon than the majority here, he is still a good lad. He has no problems; no loose stitching, no holes, no incorrectly stitched pieces, and aside from a bit of a nipping problem, he seems perfectly healthy. He has survived backpack journeys to uni, too, which means he has had a little more time in the field than the majority of the others. Overall a very good purchase, and I’m very glad I adopted this adorably-ugly baby If you would like me to do more plushie reviews, just say! I enjoyed this a lot, actually

#the dragon answers #my plushies #my dragons #plush review

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