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arcsin27 · 9 hours ago

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Why didn’t he get the proper licensing for the squirrel though? I only watched a summary video on it and don’t remember the details

I mean I agree it sounds like the squirrel was as safe as possible and clearly did not have rabies (though I’ve heard some types don’t have symptoms…?) so I’m curious why that last step to ensure its safety wasn’t taken

Let's see...they threaten a guy's girlfriend, they break into his home with a SWAT team, they take his pet and then kill said pet, yeah I can understand how people are pissed off over this kind of government overreach and abuse. And all done by a Democrat-elected police chief and state government, no less...

#genuinely asking #peanut the squirrel #also peak comedy that its now alt right to #checks notes #think the government killing an indoor pet based on random tips is a weird power for them to have #controversial?

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gothwineaunts · 8 months ago

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Oofh. The hate in the comments. It's starting to get to me. I've been trying to ignore it for a long time now, but like they literally want one of the romantic leads to disappear. So many people. They just hate her. Like not even "love to hate her." Just despise her enough to call her slurs and pray for her death. In a wlw.

I must have really fucked this up, I think.

#red post #small vent i guess #I'm getting a complex over it lol #the concept of needing to write them in a scene together again #actively freaks me out #I've never seen it worse than in 98 #and most of what she did in that episode was #checks notes #narrowly survive a murder attempt #:')

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holographic-mars · 1 year ago

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Smooch your hellwife for good fortune

#starting off we have #checks notes #starbe #the crowd goes wild #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #idw transformers #transformers fanart #starbee #tf fanart #starscream #bumblebee #idw Starscream #idw bumblebee #mars doodles

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vonbaghager · 2 years ago

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oh wow a new AAA game just came out?! I can’t wait until it’s fully playable in 8 to 15 months :)

#this is about nintendo screaming BUY PRODUCT at the top of its fucking lungs #but it's also about uh #checks notes #every game that's been released in the last 10 years

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peachdues · 2 months ago

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I said I was going to work on Chapter 3 of Compass tonight and ended up going hard on Netherwood and —

Y’all I’ve missed writing “Aye” so much, I can’t even explain 😭😭😭

#in the netherwood #it’s only been #checks notes #9 months

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guhroovi · 2 months ago

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Went down an alan cumming movie rabbit hole and now I'm obsessed with this russian hacker dweeb

#ive done nothing but draw and make edits of him for the past #uhhh #checks notes #4 days #its insane #i love him sm #rip boris you would have loved fidget spinners and edm #guhroovy | guhroovi #my fanart #my art #boris grishenko #james bond #goldeneye #alan cumming #messy art style

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devil-acid · 6 months ago

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happpyyy (late) birth

@neytui

#my art #love you ney #i hope you accept this gift after #checks notes #1 MONTH #*smiles*

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flipit-turnways · 3 months ago

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guy who has cold hands x guy whos a walking heater

(johndave week day 4 - dynamics)

bonus because he absolutely would take the opportunity. he cant help it

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overdramatic-queer-antagonist · 10 days ago

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“More complicated women in media!” You can’t even handle Calypso

#epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #epic the wisdom saga #epic calypso #fr like Ody killed his best friend and calypso gets more hate for #checks notes #hitting on a married man #I get that in epic it’s depicted as her holding him hostage but in the oddessy it’s more ok Zeus iirc #like Zeus went ‘let’s put him on the island prison with the other person every single god hates’#also she hasn’t seen anyone in millennia I think her not understanding boundaries is totally fair

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runawaymarbles · 1 month ago

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Every time the media mentions Harris's "vague" policy plans, Hillary Clinton probably feels a chill

#like Jesus Christ she's already part of the administration you can see what it's doing if you bother to look #meanwhile Donald 'a concept of a plan' Trump is uh #checks notes #claiming that his plan isn't his plan at all and he's never seen it before and he never hired those people #us politics #op

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ninjasmudge · 2 years ago

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so anyway i think that in s4 maq shows up with a tuk tuk truck thats ever so slightly bigger and faster than the one mk has, and its got flame decals.

mk is outraged about this, so mei mods his to be slightly better than macaques. even bigger flame decals, and a nitro boost

macaque asks red son to make his even bigger and cooler. theres a disco ball on it now. lights. a hot tub.

this is basically a modding war between mei and red son until they figure out they can team up and obliterate everyone else with a monster truck big enough for mk’s mech to sit in

#anyway i have this on then brain but i cant remebert where the original idea came from #only that i had in my drafts for like #checks notes #since september #lego monkie kid #mk #monkie kid

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fabledfirmament · 10 months ago

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this might be a minority opinion but i actually love that mellori betrayed the wizard. go on girl be your own fully realized person and advance the plot in interesting ways

#wizard101 #w101 #this is not meant to be shade i just like it when characters are volatile and do stupid shit #a lot of the early characters in wizard101 are super static and slotted into either #“wizard i love you and i am your ally 5ever” or “wizard i hope you get the electric chair”#so i really love mellori for like. she betrays the wizard but not really out of malice #she did it because she thought she had to #also i like it because it's funny #i feel this way about bat's betrayal too just. really like characters who's morality isn't revolved around #“is this character nice to the wizard”#(that is also why i love ione but i could talk about why i love ione for hours)#wizard101 spoilers #i don't know if fucking mirage still counts as spoilers #but to my brain mirage came out three years ago and not #checks notes #eight. it can't be eight what the hell....#my god...........

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stonelions · 3 months ago

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hhhhrgh my trusty old intuos 3 has finally gotten so scuffed up it's starting to fail me and i'm torn between rolling the dice & grabbing the same model used off ebay on the cheap or just. biting the bullet and getting a new one...??

extra torn bc i had the 4 for a while and loathed it, and don't know what the latest gen is like... (the 4 was very textured, it wore down stylus nibs at an ATROCIOUS rate, and the rubber on the stylus got tacky after about a year of use, which activates my fight or flight texture response lol)

ANYWAY. fellow artists: what are you using???? what do you like??? thoughts?

#i can't complain i've had this thing since #checks notes #2004. wow. yikes. it is going to college. 8)#misc

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selfishpresley · 19 days ago

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I know everybody creams their pants at their favorite white boy of the month “possibly getting the 2nd RB seat” but—

I’m afraid I have to take my man’s word for it when he says that he’s staying until his contract expires.

Also if he had a say in who would replace him it would be:

1. Yuki

2. Pato

3. Franco

4. Liam (gun to his head)