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Me in my very first class as a substitute teacher after completely losing control of the kids in the first 2 minutes
#several fights broke out in different corners of the room#2 8-year-olds broke out a makeup palette and started playing with eye shadow#kids were sprinting around the class in circles#kids kept running out the door into the hall#one kid appointed himself as Door Guard and started guarding the door for the rest of that class. he even completed his worksheet#shoutout to door kid#the hall monitor and teacher next door both came in at one point to yell at them#the moment they left it was back to sheer chaos#i made one kid cry because i told her off for being bad#one kid was hiding from the noise under a table in the corner and i just let her. i understood#how the hell can 1 adult control 30 9-year-olds tbh. how the hell do they expect teachers to do that tbh#you need 1 teacher to just sit in the back and yell at the kids when they get rowdy and another one to actually do the teaching#okay well#pain#myart#comix#substitute teacher#the pain#the agony even#my throat still hurts from all the yelling#teacher comic#im dying#good bye lol#I did 1st - 6th grade classes and 3rd grade was the worst. at least the 1st and 2nd graders could be distracted by telling them to draw#the older ones were quieter and better behaved in general#half the 1st graders cried at some point and one of them peed their pants. still better than 3rd grade#skjnsdkjdsn#trans
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well now I have to go to Oslo to see that munch painting. it wasn't on the agenda. what else am I going to do in Oslo. but the painting
#i have an excel sheet with travel destinations and estimated dates cause i had to put that shit on a leash#i do have an empty slot 1st half of next year but i wanted to take the train to czechia.#but the painting. oh it mesmerized me#you're going in the sheet#nobody cares aga
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2022 art summary :)
KH art is from my KH blog @mushroom-winners-proof
#snap chats#snap sketches#im not tagging everyone shut up#but wow what a year it's been#a funny year at that LMAO#can we tell i tried so hard not to include daigo and mine in my summary ok i wanted to show i have SOME range#fumbled when december came tho i had to include the birthday boy and i really liked how i drew him with daigo so#plus september mine is still one of my faves ive drawn... i get serotonin lookin at him still...#but yeah thanks for a year of art :) or half a year i guess--#hopefully we can get to a year ;)#i was gonna hold off on doing this until jan 1st but i think im gonna be too busy this week#im lying i'll find a way to sneak in a drawing somehow but im swamped with comms so i dont even wanna think bout it#bye bye for now tho see yall next year#or the next time i sneak in a scribble in-between comms
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Wee ha
#Arright here I go again I gotta do some of these when I gotta vent#posting this on the 17th of August#So the elestral thing is going alright. My focus has shifted a LOT there but I'm still working with em#But the majority of my work comes from another client now. It's another one of these things that I'd love to make by myself#But someone else is making it and wanting me to do the art and music. It's gonna be huge. What a life it is. Anyway#This gif is from yet another project I started recently. Separate from Smile More HoaM and anything else. I keep fucking doing this#But this one's strange. It reflects my current working skills I've built up all these years. A multimedia experience that has a start n end#featuring all your favourite elphame characters in a new style. I'm enjoying making it but there's one problem#I haven't worked on it in like a month and a half#Work is piling up. Pixel art is something I don't do for myself anymore#It's not even a case of âas soon as I have time to myself my fingers can't move" it's that I just do not have any spare time lmao#I meet Ashley once or twice a week. We still play digimon a lot but we're taking this month off since she's petsitting and can't go out lat#My flatmate has basically taken the summer off work since his job pays well enough for him to do so#so having him around to play games with is nice. Feels awkward taking baths with him in the house tho lmao#He is kind of the only reason I take breaks. I got pikmin 4 and it is incredible. Genuinely might have replaced Digimon World as 1st place#Mum took Andy and I to Netherlands recently. It was incredible. I played in a local digimon tournament and ate shit#Have just been so excited about travelling lately. Ashy taking me to manchester soon and I think we'll go london next spring or sooner#Worried I'm overdoing it with the tags so I'll sign off here. Work is stressing me out but it looks like big things are happening.#OH MY GOD I HAVE STOPPED BLEEDING BTW. Like almost altogether. Haven't in like a month. The trick is in the big box I rest my feet on.#It's too tall. I tried replacing it with a pile of folders half as tall and my bleeding fucking stopped. No crohn's disease or anything.#Just a big stupid fucking box. Anyway see you
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and in the evenings and weekends YOU have to make the choice between:
-recovering physically and/ or mentally from your job
-sleeping
or
-spending time with loved ones/ nurturing personal relationships outside of work
-enjoying your hobbies
I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
#I spent MY free time chatting with friends on discord and enjoying fandom culutre#the downside was that I âââlivedâââ on 2 - 3 hours of sleep per night#lost half of my hair#fell asleep at work due to a combo of boredom and exhaustion#STILL FELT LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO THINGS#there was literally a time where I had to choose:#do I spend these next 2 hours 'getting off' in order to relieve some of the stress from my needlessly stressful job#or do I sleep??#and I picked the 1st one 99 times out of 100#yes my job was THAT stressful#when I left I had accumulated 100 hours of vacation time over 2 years.#I took 5 sick days due to covid#and i only ever took 3 days off of work the ENTIRE TIME i worked there
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sooooooooo, now that the stream spilled the deets, let's talk 4.0 banners shall we?
1st half: Lyney, Yelan; Lynette
2nd half: Childe, Zhongli; Freminet
pulling plans below cuz this is gonna be a long one
so, on my main account. i don't know if i want to pull zhongli this rerun tbh. i already have layla and she's serving me pretty well already. maybe after i get the other 5 stars i really want. yelan though......
see. on my main account, i already have xingqiu. and i probably won't need a team where i'll be using both of them anytime soon. originally i wanted her because i thought i would need xingqiu in both teams in the abyss. but 1) i still can't be bothered to do the abyss, and probably won't be for a good long while, and 2) i'm not even gonna need him for my chongyun team in the abyss since i'd be going the melt route. my cyno team would benefit from having her instead of xingqiu, sure. i just broke my back pulling for kokomi though, and i don't fancy doing that again in literally the next round of banners. therefore, yelan will have to wait until her next rerun.
so, new characters. i am kinda curious about lyney. but i know nothing about him except that he's a pyro bow user. so i'm gonna do it like this: if i want cons of the other 4 stars on the banner, i'll casually pull (i.e. not being on a mad dash to grind primos like i'd been for the past week or so). if i don't, my primo wallet can finally take a breather.
for the second half, despite me giving freminet the massive side-eye back when he was leaked, i'm a sucker for cryo in general so i might be tempted to get a copy of him. if i do then i'll pull on the zhongli side. if i get a zhongli along the way, that's cool too. but honestly i'd rather i lose the 50/50 (and get tighnari, fingers crossed), which would make me a little more ready if venti or anyone else of personal interest gets a rerun soon after
okay, time to talk about the alt.
this is a bit of a tough one tbh. since yelan is getting a rerun before xingqiu comes back to the starglitter shop, i am incentivized to pull for her since i don't have xingqiu there yet and it doesn't feel good in the slightest. but i still haven't gotten kokomi there yet, and she would also be a godsend to have. so i need to figure out whether or not i should keep pulling for kokomi or wait until yelan's banner.
and i'm probably gonna skip zhongli's banner there honestly. even though i still haven't gotten her shield strength up to snuff, the bottleland event did give me a free layla. and even though he would be a massive upgrade in the shield department, i'm gonna be exhausted as all hell after grinding primos for kokomi/yelan.
actually... how about this. a few days before the current banner ends, hoyo releases a notice for the next half's banners. so what i'm gonna do is this: i'm gonna hold off on pulling in the alt until then. if xingqiu turns out to be one of the 4 stars featured with yelan and lyney, then i'm gonna keep waiting until 4.0 to pull. (still gonna keep my starglitter tho in case i get super unlucky and don't get either of them). if he's not one of the featured 4 stars, i'm dumping all my primos into kokomi's banner. and then it's all up to luck â if i win the 50/50 i get kokomi, and if i lose the 50/50 i get yelan. or at least a higher chance of getting yelan depending on how many primos i can grind. i'll still pull even if i get kokomi though. at least until i get a rosaria or the banner ends. i won't pull on yelan's banner until the 2nd half banner notices drop. then, if there's still no sign of xingqiu and there aren't any 4 stars i want in the next banner besides freminet, i'll dump all my remaining primos into yelan's banner. if i get her, yay. i just really need to grind up starglitter to get xingqiu cuz i want to get him either way. if i still don't have enough starglitter by the time yelan's banner ends, i'll wait for the 4.1 stream and 1st half banner notices before deciding whether or not to pull on the zhongli banner. if there's a 5 star i really need or a 4 star i really want cons on, then i'll continue pulling for starglitter on the 4.1 banners. if none of the 4.1 banners sound useful then i'm pulling on the zhongli banner. getting freminet or zhongli along the way would be a happy bonus.
sigh i do hope i don't have to get yelan though... i'm not confident that my alt can farm the ruin serpent without everyone being on life support after every single fight. farming the aeonblight drake for layla was painful enough.
#â˘âËâš đŠˇâĽrubyâĽyoďźide yo !!#i just like rambling ig#my main is mostly for pulling whoever i want#while my alt pulls are purely for utility#yes i am still gonna try wishing for the doughnut on main lmao#there's just no way in hell they'd rate-up chongyun again in 4.0 when he already had a rate-up in 3.7#and he's probably not going to be on the limited banner again until next year#and shenhe's also likely not rerunning until next year#so yeah#those are probably the only two reasons i can think of for wanting to religiously save my primos for a banner#venti and albedo i can always spend for when i have the money. i'm in zero rush to get them#especially since i'm not yet satisfied with the builds of the characters i already have#pulling them now would only make me feel pressured to level them up instead of grinding for talents or artifacts for my other characters#yeah i really want them and i'll still use my f2p primos to pull for them. i just prefer to have my other characters built better first#especially in the case of albedo. i'd essentially be committing to building an entire team since none of my geo characters are built#my alt pulling plans will drastically change if sac sword gets a rate-up again tho#i'm almost guaranteed a xingqiu via starglitter yet i don't have a single sac sword on that account#if it's in the 1st half of 4.1 then i'm not even gonna bother pulling on the character banner#i'll just keep pulling for as many sac swords as possible#in that case then hopefully lyney's weapon is good so i can epitomize that and give it to yoimiya if i happen to get it along the way#aqua simulacra would also be fine. it's just that the hp passive is kinda wasted on her#plus lyney's bow HAS to have a reddish color scheme right??? would make way better drip for yoi than yelan's bow#also hopefully it's a crit rate bow because goddamn do i struggle with getting crit rate#i mean i /guess/ i could go polar star if sac sword gets a rate-up with that#i don't know who i would give vortex vanquisher to if i happened to get it though. shenhe ideally but i don't have her#and idk if i'll ever pull for her on the alt tbh#cuz i definitely can't use it on zhongli. and i'm not using any polearm users atm so it's probably just gonna sit there#if i get the vortex vanquisher then i'd feel almost obligated to get shenhe since apparently it's her#second bis behind her sig
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WAS IT 'CASUAL' WHEN...? â TWST 1ST YEARS
Headcanons on the 'casual' things you do with him that made him wish that there was something more between you.
CW đ sfw, gn!reader, reader is implied to fit in Deuce's clothes in his part, pining
CHARAS đ Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, and Sebek Zigvolt
AN đ mostly* edited now đđ
ACE TRAPPOLA â you slept in the same bed?
Ramshackle isn't exactly known for having the best facilities or furniture, and that is a fact Ace has to make peace with whenever he gets kicked out by Riddle. It's always a little too chilly at night and the floors still creak beneath his feet. Even with a makeover, half of the beds are broken and that stiff couch downstairs is your next best bet at getting some semblance of sleep.
You insisted you really didn't mind sharing a bed at all and Ace took you up on your offer. In his words, "if you say so then!" Just create an invisible partition down the middle and the two of you should be fine. Sure, yeah, that'll be infinitely more comfortable than the couch, and Ace absolutely agrees. He repeats the thought to himself over and over againâ this is supposedly the better alternative, isn't it?
Yeah, totally. He tries to convince himself that it's really not a big deal for him to be inches away from you at night and feel your warmth spreading through the sheets. God, you'd think he's a weirdo if you woke up and caught him staring right now, but he could always twist it into a dumb joke about your sleeping face looking like an ogre. Consequently, he would have to watch your face twist in annoyance and pretend he wasn't watching every rise and fall of your chest. He would rather lose his magic entirely than admit the ugly truth and make himself vulnerable to you.
Ace does realize he's being embarrassingly sappy and romantic, and he's disgusted at himself for these thoughts, but he can't help it. He can't change the fact your lips look so soft and your eyelashes are so pretty. This is freaking him out so much more than it should. Does this really mean nothing to you? Do really only see him as a friend? Fine, then the two of you are just friends sharing a bed then!
It's really nothing! Ace was the one who joked about it months ago, after all. But things (and his feelings) have changed and he cannot ignore that. Back then it wouldn't have been such a big deal, but now it is and he cannot calm his heart down no matter how hard he tries.
You're right there. It's not the first time he had to share a bed with someone but it's different now because it's you. He did the math and the two of you are only 10 inches apart. Ace almost reaches for you in his weakest moment until he remembers that the two of you are supposedly just two friends sharing a bed. You're doing him a favor by sheltering him for the night, that's all.
Ace retracts his hand right away at the very last second. He might have as well taken the goddamn couch (lest either of you wake up in each other's arms).
DEUCE SPADE â he lent his clothes?
You came here with next to nothing. You had exactly one change of clothes and pocket lint for change, so Deuce, being the righteous and honorable student that he is, decided to lend you some of his clothes for the meantime. It's what a good friend would do! It's a temporary arrangement that would last only until Crowley spares enough change for you to buy another set of uniforms.
But this arrangement drags on for so long even when you have a functional closet and multiple sets of better-fitting clothes. Deuce never really noticed until recently that a third of your (albeit very limited) wardrobe actually belongs to him. But whenever you tug on his sleeves for his latest sweater, he doesn't have the heart to tell you no.
When he went home during break, his mom even noticed that certain sweaters and shirts had gone missing. "I left them at the college," he tells her as to not worry her. It's technically the truthâ it's back with you in the college (and you're probably wearing them right now; the mental image is enough to fluster him all of the sudden when it never did before). He has to get them back eventually since those clothes are his. He's sure you wouldn't mind? Right?
Simply asking for them back is the difficult part for Deuce. You're there in front of him wearing one of his older shirts that fit snugly around your figure and he's at a loss for words. It's worn down and outright hideous as hell but the very first thought that comes to mind is that you look good in it.
Ah, yeah. You walk around campus on non-school days wearing his clothes 1/3rd of the time and nobody else knows that those jackets and shirts and sweaters and button-ups are all his. You make even the ugliest ones look good, or maybe it's because you're the wearer and you always looked good to him? Do his eyes need to be checked...? Deuce is tortured by these thoughts while merrily go about your day. You're laughing at something stupid that Grim said and he can't hear anything else. There's a fight in the courtyard but he can't see anything else. There's a midterm tomorrow but he can't think of anything else. You're too distracting.
When you finally do remember to return a shirt or two, Deuce tells you there's really no need to return them. He insists that they're better off with you, but you laugh and remind him that you're no longer the same pathetic charity case you were at the start of the year.
The truth is, your scent still lingers on recently returned shirts. It's the closest he'll get to being skin-to-skin with you, and Deuce is supposed to ignore that but he cannot. Or maybe he's the only one making this weird for the two of you because it doesn't seem to bother you in the slightest (and he's bothered by that).
But when Deuce looks at the recently returned shirts in his hands, he hopes he has a chance. He hopes you think of him as much as he thinks of you. He hopes the odds of him not actually liking you after all make your guts churn and set butterflies in your chest at the same time. He hopes he isn't the only one yearning for used shirts, lingering scents, and ghost touches. But at the same time, you've only ever asked these kinds of favors from him... Deuce doesn't want to assume anything, but a blush creeps upon his cheeks all the same and he continues to hope for more.
JACK HOWL â you played with his ears and tail?
Beastmen weren't a thing back in your world, so seeing them regularly made you morbidly curious about their animalistic features. Jack was easily the best candidate to satisfy your intrusive thoughts because just who else could you ask about this? Leona wasn't exactly an option and Ruggie might rope you into some scheme of his. And Jack owed you a favor, after all, so this is what you decided to ask of him.
Jack's ears twitchedâ did he hear you correctly? His face scrunches up in confusion because you barely knew each other for you to be asking something like this. How could you ask something so personal from him? It's in your innocently eager expression that he realizes what's going on... you just didn't know. Fine, it should mean nothing to you and thus he agrees to let you pet his tail and ears for five seconds. Maximum.
It's supposed to be a one time thing but he finds him involuntarily offering up his tail whenever you look him like that. He's not even sure how it got to this point. After all, there are romantic connotations of having your tail petted by someone else and... nevermind. Ruggie and Leona have started simultaneously teasing him over it the very moment they caught wind of this peculiar arrangement. It doesn't help that Jack's tail is particularly sensitive and reactive, but he keeps a straight face no matter how much it embarrasses him.
Jack doesn't understand why you're so fascinated by his tail and ears because there are so many others just like him. However, he supposes it's not an entirely terrible feeling, though, to have your fingers absentmindedly rake across his tail and hair as the two of you study. It's relaxing, even, but he won't tell you that. Jack will never tell you that it gives him goosebumps all over and makes him shiver whenever you play with his tail. Or that he's begun wondering what it would be like to have your hands elsewhere, or for him to touch you in similar ways in return.
He doesn't understand why he craves your company but doesn't question it either. All he knows is that your hands are so soft and gentle and that he likes the way the corner of your eyes crinkle when you smile in satisfaction. And when you hum a soft tune as the gap between the two of you closes, he wonders if he's the only one feeling this tension.
"Again?" Jack huffs. The pretext of this being a silly favor has been long forgotten. He should probably tell you soon that you shouldn't be doing this, but you just look so pleased with yourself when the two of settle down in a lesser-known corner of the library. The routine persists, the cycle continues. Hours later, the both of you have gone through multiple bags of chips, two movies on his laptop, and his tail is now comfortably curled around your abdomen as you read a book and he tends to his beloved cactus.
Again? Jack silently asks himself whenever he sees your face in a crowd. Could the two of you spend hours in a comfortable silence while the unsaid implications haunt him? He's started to ask himselfâ were you just playing dumb at this point or just plain stupid? Or what if you had known all along and the two of you were just dancing around it?
EPEL FELMIER â you kissed him?
Epel eventually learns to use the way others perceive him to his advantage; there's strength in appearing to be weak and striking when the iron is hot. Still, he couldn't help but wish to be seen for his talents and strength instead of his beauty at the first glance. The first assumption everyone makes of him, for god's sake, is that he's a fragile little thing from a rich family, and, quite frankly, he's sick of it.
So he's secretly delighted when none of his charms worked on you and you yank him by the ear for even attempting. A few curse words and rough shoves later, both of you are on the floor, grappling and wrestling against each other. The two of you are laughing so hard and swearing so loudly that you'll probably wake up the rest of Pomefiore at this rate, but neither of you care. It's just the two of you right now grasping at each other like your life depended on it.
It's a nice change of pace to be openly exchanging insults instead of restraining himself. He enjoys the comfortable rhythm the two of you shareâ from all the brawls and the bantering and the hugs and to the kisses on the cheek. Yes, kisses. They started as simple thank you's after a few favors here and there, and just one of them is enough to make a mess out of Epel for weeks. Better yet, you only seem to be showering him with more and more of your attention and he relishes in it.
Ah, things are finally working out for him! He found someone he could confide in and he's sure that there's a spark between the two of you. By the end of the year, he might have someone to bring home and brag about to his relativesâ
All the momentum halts when he sees you across the hall granting the rest of your friends the same levels of affection. From all the brawls to the bantering to the hugs and the kisses, none of those were ever solely his to take delight upon. It doesn't matter that he opened up to you about all his fears and insecurities because he was never special. You were just the kind of person who got along and felt comfortable with everyone around you, but Epel hates that he has no one to blame but himself. He willingly walked your warmth but it was never his to take.
It finally dawns upon him that you have never seen him in a romantic light and that was why you were so comfortable around him. In retrospect, the bond you two shared was more sibling-like than anythingâ and believe him when he says he's incredibly grateful that the two of you were that close âbut it doesn't make it hurt any less to know that your affections never carried any romantic intentions after he had pinned for you for so long.
Even when he takes a step back, you're cruel in a roundabout way by continuing to be so kind and loving towards him. How was Epel supposed to make sense of your relationship after realizing he misunderstood you...?
And he also hates to admit this, but his self-confidence takes a huge blow from this. Epel genuinely thought he could be loved for who he was based on the time you spent together. It gnaws at him and eats him alive to finally know the truth, and sometimes he wishes he never found out at all.
SEBEK ZIGVOLT â you wrote him love letters?
So, Sebek asked (demanded) to be penpals...
It's all because Lilia told him it would be a good exercise of diplomacy, he insisted. As the young master's bodyguard, he will have to be as courteous as possible even in unpleasant company. He also rationalized, admittedly partly because of you, that forging bonds with magicless humans may be a worthwhile endeavor after all! It's all rather suspicious (and you suspect his real intentions have something to do with your friendship with Malleus), but Sebek has never been one to lie about his intentions. If anything, the popular opinion was that he's a little too honest and should learn a thing or two about holding back.
There's something very unconventional in sending handwritten letters in this day and age of modern technology, but also something very romantic and fantasticalâ much like the many fictional knights he had read about. It helps a lot that he's not directly confronted by the fact you are very much a magicless human who shouldn't be in NRC whenever he spills out his heart's contents unto multiple pages. It was a way for him to release his frustrations, celebrate his achievements, and talk about the dull, little things thats happened in his day-to-day life to someone who listened.
And listen you did. Turns out, when you're not subjected to his 1000 decibel shouting, Sebek is a rather earnest guy who worked hard and acknowledged others who also worked equally as hard no matter their disposition. To say the least, you understand why Lilia found it so entertaining to tease him.
It completely flies over his head that you had been flirting with him for months through these letters. Your everyday interactions with each other had been completely normal, so how was he supposed to notice?! It takes multiple rereads and many late-night discussions with the other Diasomnia dormers to decode and understand all the double entendres and hidden 'i love you's' in each and every letter. It was so needlessly difficult, but Lilia laughs in his face and pats him at the back for a job well-done.
"There's no way," he thinks to himself late at night and finds himself doubting Lilia's claims for once. But when Sebek steals a glance in your direction and you smile back in return, he's never felt weaker in his knees. You're absolutely and undeniably magic-less... but somehow you had casted a spell that made his chest tighten and shut him up. He hadn't even realized how much time he was spending with you and thinking about you when he wasn't.
Except nothing has changed in-person. You're acting like you hadn't meticulously hidden your affections for him in those letters, and he was starting to seriously doubt all of it. Yeah, were you event smart enough to pull off all that? As some magic-less human?
Actually... Sebek realizes that you are capable of outsmarting him after getting to know you much better through those letters. He's never been one to deny where credit it was due. Now, Sebek's just deeply ashamed that he failed to accurately assess your character before making judgements based on superficial traits. He knows better than anyone that you're witty, charming, brave, kind, beautiful, ambitiousâ
Oh no.
Oh no.
Sebek simply explodes on the spot once he realizes that he had been oblivious to his own feelings for you too. He had thoroughly examined every aspect of this conundrum except from within. Quite embarrassing from an esteemed knight of the prince of nocturnal fae to be this slow, really.
#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#ace trappola x reader#deuce spade x reader#jack howl x reader#epel felmier x reader#sebek zigvolt x reader#ace trapola#deuce spade#jack howl#epel felmier#sebek zigvolt#i hope my favorite isn't too obvious el oh el
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I went for a long walk with Pandolf last weekend and had the great surprise to find an elder tree still in bloom! It usually happens in late June around here... I know we've had a cold spring + early summer, and the tree was at a higher elevation where seasons tend to be a bit delayed, but still it was the latest in the year I've ever seen elder flowers, and when I returned with my long-reach pruner I half-expected them to have disappeared. Gone back to June where they belong.
But they were still there.
I wandered around for a bit but found no other elder trees in bloom, just this oneâyou, sir, are a freak. This tree knows what it feels like to sleep through your alarm then run through your eerily empty and echo-y school corridors with everyone already in class. This poor tree woke up in a panic on July 1st like wait you guys have already flowered??
The elder trees near my house are already preparing their September berries like responsible citizens, and probably watched me come home with an armful of flowers like Âżwhere did you find these? And although the flowers were a little bit old / dry, the syrup tastes the same as always. My favourite part of the process is the amazing lemony-flowery smell when it's cooking, and how it lingers for a full day afterwards <3 I thought I would have to wait until next spring for my house to smell like elder flowers again so I appreciated it even more than usual.
(Pandolf did not appreciate any of it; he finds the process of destemming flowers terribly long and boring. Every so often his long nose would poke out from under the table like hi, did you notice our "long" walk was actually very short? Because of a tree? can we go back?)
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Believe me.
I know the feeling.
No one. FUCKING NO ONE WILL HAVE MY NAME.
AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING GUESS IT EITHER!
Sure my url is legit but my 1st name and last name. Mix the whole POT OF BORDERLINE CHILD ABUSE OF LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE ENGLISH ISNT THE FIRST FUCKING LANGUAGE!
THIS IS AN ACCUMULATION OF YEARS OF PENT UP FRUSTRATION OVER TEACHERS AND STRANGERS MISPRONOUNCING MY NAME... even when I go up the stage to receive an award for something like oh I don't know...
SEVERAL academic and sport achievements I aimed for out of spite AND I STRUT ON THE STAGE LIKE "YES. MY FUCKING NAME IS HER-MI-O-NAY"
If any other person has my name, I will pity them eternally.
Listen. I know dam well what it's like to mispronounce words. What I don't appreciate is when the same dumbass keeps mispronouncing it on purpose to piss me off and when teachers didn't check beforehand. Like you know I'm there. My name stands out on the list like a dick on a spike. At least check with one of my teachers that I already corrected at the beginning of the year instead of making fools out of both of us.
I do keep trying but at some point, I'm gonna sigh and be like
"Yeah. I'm that bitch Hay-mee-one."
"That's right. I'm Her-mee-ong."
"YEAH! THATS RIGHT! HER-MINNIE JUST BEAT YOUR WHITTLE ASS YOU WHINNY BITCH"
"NO. HARMONAY WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE CEROMONY DUE TO SOME DUMBASS BEING THE ANOUNCER."
"NOPE. Harmony is still not talking to you, MUM!"
my mum mispronounced it once and my dad couldn't spell it until I was 9... I couldn't fucking spell it until I was 9. We had to fill out a form.
"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN NAME?!"
"I'M 9 WITH SPELLING PROBLEMS! HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S NAME?! YOU HAD TO FILL OUT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!"
Moral of the story. Please. For the love of God. Give a good name to your kids.
Iâm curious.
My name is unique. I can confidently say that not only am I pretty sure there is no one else with my given name/family name combo on the planet, Iâm pretty sure there never has been. I am the only [name] that has ever lived.
So tell me in the tags please, how common your full name is, whether youâve ever encountered someone with the same name, and (if applicable) what itâs like seeing celebrities or people in the news or whatever who have your name.
#i got so many variations on how to say hermione#yes#harry potter#became my source of bullying at school#amongst other things#imagine being up next on stage to get this award#and you know it#you just know#your name is going to get butchered#and you smile and thank them#while your friends are laughimg their asses off because that is your new nickname for the next week (enderment)#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY LAST NAME#westerners dont know my 1st half of my name#and#asians will struggle with the other half#CONGRATS ON WINNING THE EURASIAN GENE#the catch?#A FULL NAME NO ONE CAN PRONOUNCE UPON FIRST GLANCE ANYWHERE!#oh and communication problems between parents#and bilingualism#oh and looking like an immigrant in a racist country#unique names#years of pent up rage#that curious about my name#stay that way unless you have the balls to message me#even then ill vibe check you#rant
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â°â⤠â desire ⢠l.n c.l â xi
part ten - part twelve
⪠Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.
⪠charles finally realizes things between you and lando are in fact serious.
⪠mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando
⪠sorry this took so long :') charles needs professional help <3
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norrizz NAH MISS ZOE LECLERC SIT DOWN IM NOT READY FOR YOU TO STAND
âł yukisan HONESTLY WHATS NEXT WALKING?!
bott_ass HAVE Y'ALL NOT SEEN MILS LATEST VLOG SHE DOES WALK ALREADY
norrizz NAH SEDATE ME IM NOT READY FOR THIS
norry4 Y'ALL FORGOT ITS HER 1ST BIRTHDAY IN LIKE 2 WEEKS?!
landoscar look at mom and dad :(
julieeeexo refuse to believe that's zoĂŤ, why is she growing so fast?!
carlandooo carlos and zoĂŤ?! đĽş
âł sharl16 charles punching air rn đ
charliecharlie aw I'm becoming the biggest y/nlando shipper đŠ
logansargeant love the new haircut. đĽ
âł hamilt44n asjklmsks arianna what are you doing here?!
grussell63 @.y/nusername help your kid out đ
landonorizzzz pls @.y/nusername adopt logan as well đ
landofourr wait is this considered a y/nlando hard launch?
âł chilisainz girl they don't need a hard launch, it's so obvious with everything they do đ
versainz155 carlos casually hanging out with lando and his little family is what I'm living for <3
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charles_leclerc replied to your story
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Where's zoĂŤ?
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with millie
charles_leclerc
What hotel are you staying in?
y/nusername
we rented a place, zoĂŤ is not stuck in a hotel room if that's what you're hinting at, she's able to crawl and walk around all she want.
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You go on a lot of dates with lando and leave zoĂŤ with someone else
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you're joking, right?
you're becoming a real asshole, Charles
get a grip
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y/nusername quando in Italia đ§ đ (when in italy)
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norry4 not the bucket hat, my girl has been hanging around with lando to much đŠ
milliexoxo I told y'all my mom speaks Italian
âł charlesgirlies your 'mom' speaks Italian because her baby daddy is half italian
oscarpastry charles is not half Italian đ
charlesgirlies girl, he is in spirit lmao
bobnorriz lando and zoĂŤ content y'all đĽ°
norstappen not really sure if I like the fact zoĂŤ is walking but okay..rude :(
el645 when are you going to admit you cheated on charles?
âł hamilt44n oh god the stalker made its way to insta đ
yukisan when is charles going to admit he cheated on y/n?
el645 aren't yall curious why they broke up?
charlescharles dude we don't need to know why they broke up? đ¤Ą
landonorris been cooking with my best friend đ
âł hamiltonh SHUT UP đđ đ
milliexoxo close to turning a year and still a better cook than you
bott_ass girl you're never going to get along with your stepdad if you keep bullying him like this
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y/nusername a year ago the tiniest little girl changed my life for the better, happy 1st birthday to our silly little bear â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
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bott_ass happy birthday zoĂŤ!
maxfewtrell happy 1st birthday to my best friend â¤ď¸
riabish happy birthday pretty girl! đđ
logansargeant happy 1st birthday zoĂŤ!
âł hamilt44n I love this, I hope y/n adopted Logan đĽş
milliexoxo my silly little girlfriend, hope you have the happiest of birthdays! <3
carlossainz55 happy birthday to the funniest girl â¤ď¸
norrizz this girlie is so loved đ happy b-day little princess! đ
el645 funny for someone who didn't want a kid in the first place
âł chilisainz Noelle get your ass out of here
norry4 man's must be blind, this woman LOVES her daughter
lando happy birthday to our little bear đť
âł y/nusername â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
landonorris â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
yukisan everyday I come on this app and cry :(
charles16 Monaco gp week? Nah, it's been ZoĂŤ her week â¤ď¸
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y/nusername the bestest company. <3
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yukisan Logan had been officially adopted đ
âł grussell63 and Liam & his girlfriend?! đ
lewisham Liam and y/n gave little brother big sister vibes back when Liam took dr3 his seat for a while, I'm not surprised!
norrizz I don't think y'all realize y/n started socialising way more after she left charles, I wonder with who she's hanging out with đ
landoscar lando and oscar content thank you queen!!!!
norry4 mom and dad with their kids <3
chilisainz wonder where the die hard y/ncharles shippers are right now..
âł yukisan probably still skipping around in delululand
mcnorris lads, she's still dating charles, lando and y/n are just friends...duh đ¤Ş
yukisan if that's what it's like to have lando as just a friend, can I have him as a friend as well đ
lawsonbaby LIAM?! CANT WAIT TO SEE THE VLOG
carlando they're insta official đĽş
maxfewtrell cute but where am I?
âł milliexoxo this post is meant for the cute people..
landonorris and yet you're in it..
milliexoxo đ˛
y/nusername contrary to popular beliefs, I'm actually nice and didn't want to turn you into another meme
maxfewtrell I appreciate that, thanks mate â¤ď¸
nortrell MATE?! Best buds these two đ
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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-cm @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader
Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification @mycenterfold @devineendevers @celestialend
Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew @mcmuppet @justdreamersdream
#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x you#lando norris#charles leclerc#lando norris smau#charles leclerc smau#lando norris fanfic#charles leclerc fanfic#f1 x reader#formula one x reader#lando x reader#charles x reader
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hyungaâs sleeping | l.mh
-> pairing. idol!minho x non-idol!reader (f)
-> genre. Established relationship, domestic fluff.
-> rating. 13+
-> w/c. 1101
-> warnings. None!
-> a/n. This was fueled by pure, unadulterated Minho & Soon-Doong-Dori (SDD) brainrot.
-> skz ficlets, oneshots and series m.list
-> started. Feb. 23rd, 2024 @ 16:51
-> fin. Fri., Mar. 1st, 2024 @ 19:40
-> edited. Sat. Mar. 2nd, 2024 @ 15:40
-> divider credit. @plum98
âEomoni!â
âY/N, darling, come in!â
Minhoâs mom wraps her arms around your shoulders, pulling you inside with a big smile on her face. She waves you off as you slip out of your shoes and into a pair of bright pink Hello Kitty slippers Minho bought for you as a joke years ago, forcefully prying the bag of goodies you bought on your way here from your fingers.
âI hope Iâm not intrudingâ?â
âHush!â Mrs. Lee chides with a smile, âStop worrying so much.â Her hand hovers by the small of your back, guiding you up the last step into the living room.
âIs Minho here? He said he was coming home todayâŚâ
âYes, heâs here. Heâs in his room.â Minhoâs mom sets the plastic bag on the counter, and you naturally go to help her unpack what you bought, shelving things like you live here.
âIâhello, abeonim.â You bow at Mr. Lee, closing your eyes contentedly when he comes around the counter to give you a fatherly side-hug that squishes you against him.
âWhat are you doing here?â he asks, ruffling your hair as he lets you go in favor of helping his wife unpack.
You shrug, walking around to the other side of the counter. âThought Iâd pop in to say hi. I missed the kittens very much.â
Mr. Lee laughs, shaking his head at you. âOf course, the kittens.â He wiggles his eyebrows teasingly.
You canât help the grin tugging at your mouth, clearing your throat to speak. âSpeaking of, where are the babies? I havenât seen any of them since I got here.â
âLast time I checked they were all with Minho in his room,â his mom says, putting away the bottle of red wine you bought for dinner later tonight.
âGreat! I can kill two birds with one stone.â You wiggle your eyebrows.
She snickers at you, shooing you away with a fond smile. âGo say hi and then come sit with usâwe found a documentary we thought youâd like.â
âOkay, eomoni.â You smile at her and hope your pure love and adoration for her isnât written too clearly on your face, afraid she might tease you. You walk with light steps in the direction of Minhoâs room, unable to wipe the smile off your face.
âMinho-ssi,â you sing-song, rounding the corner with a light and airy step-a-step youâre pretty sure you saw somewhere in Thunderousâs choreography.
Mreow?
âDoong-Doong-ah?â Your lips jut out in a surprised pout, looking down at the talkative orange tabby with a tiny furrow in your brow. Following the lump of white sheets behind him, you finally make out Minhoâs all-black clad body hidden under all the fluff.
You smile.
âIs hyunga sleeping?â you whisper, walking over on the tips of your toes before crouching in front of Doongie, scratching behind his ears with a soft smile. He mrews, his eyes fluttering closed as he leans his head into your hand. To your right, Dori hugs what you think is a bottle of lotion between his white socked-paws, his tail flicking with each nibble he delivers to the hard plastic.
You let your hand wander over Doriâs side and chide him with a half-hearted hiss when he clamps his teeth around your knuckles, shaking it off with a smile when he pauses a second before giving your hand a couple of licks.
You give his side one last pat before walking around Minhoâs feet, only noticing Soonie as heâs cuddling into your boyfriendâs duveted stomach.
You canât stop the smile tugging at your lips, crouching next to the sleeping cats to card your fingers through Soonieâs fur, feeling a familiar sense of pride swell in your chest at his appreciative purr.
And then youâre looking up at Lee Minho, your body tingling all over at the serenity on your sleeping beautyâs face, unable to help but reach out and let your hand run over his hair; a little frizzy at the ends but otherwise straight; he must not have been sleeping for very long.
You drag your hand over Minhoâs head with an inexplicable softness constricting your throat, wishing you could lean down and kiss him without running the risk of waking him up.
You jump a little when Minho lets out an adorable grunt as he slowly pries his eyes open.
âJagi?â he mumbles.
âDid I wake you?â you coo, combing your fingers through his fringe.
âMmm.â
You chuckle, letting the pads of your fingers brush over his forehead, over his eyelids. âEver the truthman.â
âTruthman?â he grumbles, bringing a hand up to loosely hold your wrist between his fingers.
âWhen did you get home?â You let your hand wander over his cheek.
âA few hours agoâŚâ
âFrom practice?â
He guides the palm of your hand against his lips. âMmm...â
He kisses your hand, turning onto his back (much to Soonieâs dismay) and throwing the duvet around his hips before tugging on your arm with surprising strength.
You yelp, practically falling on top of him. He lets out a back-of-the-throat kind of giggle that sends tingles down your arms, using his hands on your hips to shift you higher up his abdomen.
Minho lets out a satisfied hum-sigh against the top of your head, his fingers massaging the skin at your waist before hooking his fingers under the waistband of your trousers, letting the elastic keep his hands in place.
âBaby,â you say, softlyâknowing his parents are waiting for you downstairs but feeling so tempted to sink into his warmth and stay there until the end of days.
âNo,â he huffs, nuzzling your temple. âLay with me for a bit.â
You canât help but laugh, subtly shaking your head. Of course he knows. âOkay, but only for a minute. Your mom invited me downstairs to watch aââ
âShh, jagi, Iâm trying to sleep.â
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âY/N, sweetheart, weâreââ
Mrs. Lee stops in her tracks, right outside Minhoâs room. The sight she comes across brings an immediate smile to her face, and she canât help but take her phone out and snap a picture to give to her son later:
Minho, his arms wrapped around you as you lay on top of him, legs intertwined. And surrounding you, Soonie, Doongie and Dori; the youngest of the trio laying by his hyungâs head. Doongie lays by your feet, and Soonie sleeps just off to the side, his legs stretched out in front of him.
As she sits back down with her husband, Mrs. Lee canât help but think: she canât wait for the day Minho asks for her motherâs ring.
#skz x reader#skz imagines#skz fic#skz scenarios#skz fluff#lee minho x reader#lee minho fluff#lee minho scenarios#lee minho fic#lee minho imagines#lee know x reader#lee know scenarios#lee know fluff#lee know imagines#ao3#archive of our own#kpop fic#kpop fanfiction#kpop fanfic#kpop fluff#skz smut#lee know smut#lee minho smut
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God I just realized how many tamas I've gotten this year. before this year I'd just run my old connections, with the exception of the time I got a P2 remake a couple years ago. but this year my tama obsession shifted into maximum overdrive and I got:
Keitai
Entama
Pacman nano
Pix
Smart
Preordered chopper nano
OP sma card, ordered pastel friends, cosmetic friends, and marine change cards too
Not a Tama but I also got a giga pet pixie
Of all of them, I've had the most fun with the keitai, entama, and smart. keitai and entama made me so happy bc it took the connections I've always loved and made them feel new again to me while still feeling familiar. the smart is great bc not only is this one themed after my current fav series, but after running 5 tamas at once earlier this year it's refreshing to run such a chill tama.
#might run the keitai next time i wanna run a connection era tama since its nice and simple#entama is great but i have helicopter tamaparent 'i gotta take a pic of this and that and this and that' disease#I'm not good at spending money this year bc 1st half of the year was tons of tamas 2nd half is almost 2 dozen rainbow high dolls#m#tmgc talk
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Solar Return ⢠What likely bring you benefits in the second half of the year
Solar Return â As the sun moves through different areas of your life, it highlights what will be the focus for you and which area can you can bring you benefits in the later half of the year
>> Solar Returns ⢠Sun placement ⢠Part I >> Solar Returns ⢠Sun placement ⢠Part II >> Career ⢠A Sudden Change - What Happens Next? ⧠Solar Return / Lunar Return
Sun in 1st House - a time for you to take the initiative and actively seek out resources. Put in the hard work to achieve your goals
Sun in 2nd House - Your financial situation is looking much better. Focus on your job, and aim for promotions and raises
Sun in 3rd House - your hobbies might open up new ways for you to make money, so be sure to explore them
Sun in 4th House - you will receive strong support from your family, and you may also have good luck with real estate
Sun in 5th House -  romantic relationships could bring you financial benefits, and thereâs even a chance you might win something
Sun in 6th House - if you work hard in your daily tasks, you can expect your salary to increase steadily
Sun in 7th House - you may find that your wealth comes from partnerships or close relationships.Â
Sun in 8th House - you can look forward to unexpected financial gains, such as bonuses or profit-sharing
Sun in 9th House - engaging on the internet or leverage through your knowledge can help you earn moneyÂ
Sun in 10th House - financial opportunities will be plentiful, so concentrate on advancing your career
Sun in 11th House - you will receive help from influential people, and your network will expand, allowing you to benefit financially from your connections
Sun in 12th House - good luck is coming your way, and you might find yourself unexpectedly gaining some money
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The Best News of Last Week
1. Arizona governor Ok's over the counter birth control
Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D) has expanded access to over-the-counter birth control that will âsoon be available to Arizonans,â according to a press release.
Arizonans 18 and older will soon be able to go to their local pharmacy and purchase oral contraceptives without a doctorâs prescription.
2. âGreat newsâ: EU hails discovery of massive phosphate rock deposit in Norway
A massive underground deposit of high-grade phosphate rock in Norway, pitched as the worldâs largest, is big enough to satisfy world demand for fertilisers, solar panels and electric car batteries over the next 50 years, according to the company exploiting the resource. About 90% of the worldâs mined phosphate rock is used in agriculture for the production of phosphorous for the fertiliser industry, for which there is currently no substitute.
3. U.S. Is Destroying the Last of Its Once-Vast Chemical Weapons Arsenal
Decades behind its initial schedule, the dangerous job of eliminating the worldâs only remaining declared stockpile of lethal chemical munitions will be completed as soon as Friday.
4. Chinese scientists create edible food packaging to replace plastic
By incorporating certain soy proteins into the structure, Chinese University of Hong Kong scientists successfully created edible food packaging.
5. World's 1st 'tooth regrowth' medicine moves toward clinical trials in Japan
A Japanese research team is making progress on the development of a groundbreaking medication that may allow people to grow new teeth, with clinical trials set to begin in July 2024. The tooth regrowth medicine is intended for people who lack a full set of adult teeth due to congenital factors.
6. No Longer Endangered: The Bald Eagle is an Icon of the ESA
When the Endangered Species Act (ESA) was enacted in 1973, bald eagle population numbers across the country showed that the species was close to disappearing. Before the ESA, in the 1950s and â60s, eagles were shot routinely despite the protection. The ESA listing helped bring public attention to the issue.
Through the early 1970s and into the early â80s, numbers increased gradually. Then, as you got into the â90s, there was still gradual growth. From the late â90s into the 2000s, the population really exploded. There was a doubling rate of every several years or so for a while.
7. Deforestation in Brazil's Amazon drops 34% in first half 2023
Deforestation in Brazil's Amazon fell 34% in the first half of 2023, preliminary government data showed on Thursday, hitting its lowest level in four years as President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva institutes tougher environmental policies.
Data produced by Brazil's national space research agency Inpe indicated that 2,649 square km (1,023 square miles) of rainforest were cleared in the region in the half year, the lowest for the period since 2019.
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30th birthday
i just canât believe harry is 30 and this is my way to cope, i hope you like this đĽ˛
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
The calendar marked February 1st as the date, which meant that it was finally Harry's 30th birthday.
You woke up earlier than him, in order to make him his special birthday breakfast that was a tradition by now, and as you stood alone in the cooking in the kitchen, you couldn't help but reminisce about all the previous birthdays you've celebrated with Harry.
From celebrating his birthday at a restaurant with his brand new band mates and friends after a day of The X Factor rehearsals, having big parties thrown for him with celebrities in attendance, flying off to Japan to celebrate there and throwing a concert to spend his special day with his fans, you couldn't believe Harry was turning 30 and you were able to grow up by his side.
"Love, where are you?" his raspy morning voice made its way to your ears, and you couldn't help but smile.
"Over here, in the kitchen!"
You turned around to see Harry stumbling into the kitchen, rubbing his eyes sleepily. His hair was tousled, and he was wearing an oversized t-shirt that you recognized as one of your favorites.
"Morning, birthday boy," you greeted him, leaning in to give him a soft kiss.
"Morning," he replied, his eyes still half-closed. "What's all this?" Harry gestured towards the spread of pancakes, eggs, and bacon you had prepared on the table.
"It's your special birthday breakfast, as always," you pecked his lips again.
"You know, you could've woken me up with a 30 minute long blowj-"
"Harry!" you cut him off before he could finish his sentence, "Every single year, you say the same thing! When will you stop being a menace."
"Can you blame me?" Harry shrugged, "You still look as hot as you did when we first met fourteen years ago."
"Fourteen, huh?" you said, tilting your head, "How does it feel to not be a twenty something anymore? You're basically an old man now."
"I feel good, honestly," he said sincerely, his eyes locking with yours, "I mean, I'm happy and healthy, I have the job of my dreams, a family that loves me, supporting friends and the best girlfriend in the world, I'm a very lucky old man."
"You're too cute," you kissed him again, "Now eat your breakfast, we have a lot of celebrations to do today."
The day went by smoothly, Harry answered a couple of calls and texts from friends and family and you spent the afternoon cuddling up before it was time for his birthday dinner.
Harry wanted something small and intimate, with just a handful of close friends and family invited, so you decided to host the birthday dinner at your home. As the evening approached, the house was filled with the delicious aroma of the special dinner you had prepared for him.
Jeff and Glenne were the first ones to arrive, carrying a homemade cake that Glenne insisted she had baked all morning. Sarah and Mitch came next with their baby boy who giggled and clapped as Harry made silly faces, clearly enjoying the attention from the famous Cool Harry, because he refused to be called uncle.
"Damn mate, I can't believe you're 30 now," Jeff said, wrapping his arm around Harry's shoulders, "I still remember when you were twenty and my parents basically adopted you, I feel so old."
"You feel old? Imagine how I feel, that's my baby brother!" Gemma chimed in, entering your house with her boyfriend Michal and Anne, "Happy birthday, H."
"Thanks, Gem," Harry smiled, hugging his sister tightly. "And thanks for reminding everyone that I'm officially old now."
As more friends and family arrived, the laughter and chatter of loved ones filled the air, the dining table was adorned with candles, flowers, and a beautifully set dinner that everyone enjoyed.
Once your bellies were full, Mitch opened the champagne bottle Harry Lambert brought with him, filling everyone's glasses to make a toast.
"Alright, everyone, gather around," Mitch announced, holding up his glass, "To Harry, on his 30th birthday, may this year be filled with even more success and love. Cheers."
Everyone clicked their glasses, smiles on everyone's faces.
"I think the missus should give a speech!" Gemma teased, pointing at you.
"Not a missus yet, still no ring," you teased back, raising an eyebrow at Harry and hearing the whistles from his friends.
"Well, uh, maybe we'll have to do something about that soon." Harry chuckled nervously, scratching the back of his head.
The room erupted in laughter and even more whistles, and you couldn't help but blush and roll your eyes with affection.
"Alright, alright," you began, holding up your glass, "Here's to the man of the hour. Harry, you've filled my life with so much joy, laughter, and love all these years. It's been an incredible journey growing up with you, I still remember when we were just kids, celebrating your 16th birthday before you became the star that you are today, I'm so proud of you and living life by your side has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. Happy 30th birthday, my love. May this year bring you everything you desire."
Harry couldn't help but melt at your words, standing up and hugging you tightly and kissing your lips.
"Thank you, everyone," Harry began, his voice carrying a hint of nostalgia, "I can't believe I'm standing here, celebrating my 30th birthday. It feels like just yesterday I was a wide-eyed 16-year-old auditioning for The X Factor, not knowing what life had in store for me," he paused, glancing at each person in the room with watery eyes, "But here I am, and I couldn't be more grateful for each and every one of you. To my family, who has been there from the start, and to my friends who have become family. And to this incredible woman right here," Harry said, placing his hand on your waist, "who has been with me since I was I was an annoying teenager, growing up by my side."
"You're still as annoying as a teenager," Jeff interrupted him, making the entire room laugh, "But we love you, mate. And we're grateful for you."
As the night continued, the homemade cake adorned with candles was brought out, and everyone in the room sag "Happy Birthday" together, Harry made a wish and blew out the candles, surrounded by the people he loved the most.
After the cake-cutting and more chatter, everyone decided to call it a night and head home, leaving you and Harry at me comfort of your house.
"Thank you for everything," Harry whispered, wrapping his arms around you.
"It's your day, love. I'm just happy I could make it special for you," you replied, resting your head against his shoulder.
"You always make every day special," he murmured, placing a gentle kiss on your forehead.
You stood wrapped around each other for a few minutes, enjoying the final moments of his birthday.
"This has been one of my favorite birthdays ever," Harry admitted, breaking the comfortable silence.
"I'm glad you think so," you smiled, snuggling closer. "And, by the way, the 'no ring yet' comment earlier, totally just teasing."
"Oh, really? Because I was serious, maybe it's time," Harry smirked, giving you a playful look.
"Don't tell me you're about to propose, not on your own birthday, Harry!" you said nervously.
"Not right now love, but soon enough," he winked and you let out the breath you were holding, "I love you."
"I love you more, Harry. Happy birthday."
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pls write more for hazel omg i loved the cheerleader hcs maybe like a childhood best friends to lovers so lots of pining and smut maybe
⥠you belong with me
pairing: hazel callahan x fem!reader
synopsis: hazel has had a crush on her best friend since they met in the 1st grade. they were freshman in college now and hazel realizes she canât keep her feelings to herself anymore.
warnings: 18+ minors dni (both reader and hazel are 18), smut, childhood best friends to lovers, switch!hazel, switch!reader, top!reader, bottom!hazel (no pun intended), let me know if i missed anything!!
notes: aw thank you !!! im glad you liked the hcs. also small disclaimer, i'm a horrid smut writer and i rushed the ending because i didn't want to keep you waiting. hope you like !!!
word count: 2.5k
âgod, iâm so excited. i mean this is the first time a girl has asked me out. usually itâs guys who approach me and then i get weird comments when i tell them i like womenâŚâ you rambled on but hazel could barely focus. she could only feel the empty pit in her stomach.Â
you were so happy to be going on a date and all she could think about is if you would ever be this excited to go on a date with her. she tried to convince you to not go but there was only so much she could do without giving her feelings away.Â
hazel thinks sheâs loved you since the day she met you. before she knew what âloveâ meant or what it looked like, she loved you. to her, you were the very definition of that word.Â
hazelâs hopeless crush started in the 1st grade. it wasnât some cute interaction where one of you saved the other from a bully or something. it was simple with the both of you. it always has been.Â
you came up to her during lunch and told her you would give her half of your sandwich if she agreed to be your friend.
âwhat kind of sandwich is it?â hazel asked, from her seat on the lunch table.
âpeanut butter and strawberry jelly.âÂ
âiâm allergic to strawberries.â.
âthen donât eat it and just be my friend.â you sat next to her without another word and the both of you left it like that. simple.
since then, she knew she would never escape you. and she never wanted to. but right now, she felt like if you didnât stop talking to her about this date, her head would explode.Â
hazel watched you walk around your room, shuffling through your closet for an outfit to the movies with the girl who asked you out. she never bothered remembering the girlâs name because she thinks it would the whole situation worse for her. she didnât want to know anything about that girl.
â...and she said weâll get ice cream later which i hope-â hazel interrupted you.
âhey, i think i should get home. my momâs probably wondering where i am and shit, so⌠iâll see you later.â hazel wanted to get away as soon as possible. not from you but from the giddiness she could practically feel radiating off your body at the thought of your date.Â
âoh.. i thought you told your mom that you were going to study at my place after classes?â you questioned. hazelâs quiet behavior didnât go unnoticed by you. she was always quiet but after more than 10 years of friendship, you could tell which silences were good and which werenât. this definitely wasnât a good one.
âyeah well, we arenât studying so. iâd better get going, bye.â she spoke in a flat tone, with her head down, as she grabbed her backpack and made her way out of your room.
you stood still, staring at the open door of your room and wondering if you had done something.
hazel walked into her house, red in the face and a vicious grip on the doorknob. she ran up to her room, and threw her backpack in a random corner, probably knocking her guitar down. but her guitar was the last thing on her mind.Â
she was pissed at you. mostly herself but you as well. she knew she had no right to be angry at you but how could you never see that hazel was right there. she was right in front of you, waiting for you to even glance in her direction. itâs all she wanted. to be the one who makes you laugh, the one who youâd think of when you saw romantic tiktok slideshows, the one who took you out on rollerblading dates, the one who got to kiss you before dropping you off back to your house, the one who got to slide her hand up your skirt, the one who got to be in between your legs-
she groaned and loudly, flopping onto her bed and stuffing her face in her pillow. she needed to apologize before her stupid feelings ruined your friendship.
hazel had a plan. she was going to go to your house after your date and apologize. apologize for being a dick, apologize for falling in love with you, apologize for every and anything she could apologize for so that you wouldn't hate her. she expected you to yell at her or ask her what was wrong with her. what she didn't expect was you to be calling her phone, right now.
she pressed the green 'accept' button and put the phone up to her ear.
"haze.." she could hear you sniffling through the phone, "i-, uh, can i come over, please? my date- it just- it went horribly and i really want to see you. please." hazel felt her heart drop 10 stories.
"yeah, yeah, i'll come pick you up, angel, where are you?" she questioned.
"outside your house."
hazel ran down the stairs and opened her front door, to be met with your red eyes and puffy face.
you immediately wrapped your arms around hazel, burying your face in her chest. her hands went landed themselves in your hair, stroking it gently in an attempt to comfort.
hazel helped you into her room, setting you down on her bed.
"do you want to talk about it?" she asked softly.
"she- she, um, she stood me up." you could barely get a sentence out without hiccuping. hazel reached over to her nightstand and pulled out an unopened water bottle, unscrewing the cap and handed it to you.
you whispered a thank you and took a few sips. it was hazel's turn to speak now.
"fuck her," you give her a confused look, "oh no, not fuck her, don't do that, i meant that you should just forget about her. she obviously isn't the one for you if she stood you up, and there are so many other people in the world-"
"hazel."
"yes?"
you didn't waste anymore time. you grabbed hazel's face in your hands and crashed your lips into hers.
hazel was sure this was a dream. there was no way you were kissing her right now. she definitely fell asleep and she's imagining this whole thing.
while hazel was having her loser lesbian crisis, you noticed that the kiss wasn't being reciprocated.
'fuck.' you thought. you just ruined your closest and longest friendship. you pulled away from her.
"shit, haze, i didn't mean to do that, i'm not sure what i was thinking-" you started but were quickly shut up when hazel pulled you back in for another kiss.
relief flooded your body. she wanted this. both of you wanted this.
hazel felt you smile into the kiss and took that as her 'go ahead'. she tilted her head, deepening the kiss. shyly, she moved her hand from her lap to your waist. you moved one of your hands to the side of her neck and the other in her hair. you could practically feel her pulse beating rapidly under your palm.
hazel gained a newfound confidence and pushed you back onto her bed, slotting herself between your legs. her lips hovered over your neck before attacking your neck with sloppy kisses. her lips trailed down your neck, making sure to savor the taste of you. her lips met the fabric of your blouse.
"can i take this off, please?" she asked in a breathy manner, as if she had just ran a marathon. you nodded, at a loss for words.
âneed to hear you say it, baby. need to know you want it just as bad as i do.â hazel wasnât aware how raspy her voice was, as if she hadnât drank water in days.Â
âtake it off, haze, please. take it all off.â you whispered and caught her lips with yours while she lifted your top off your body. once she had your top thrown in a random corner in her room, she went straight for your pants, not even bothering to take her own clothes off.Â
âfuck, hazel,â you were breathless, âi want to see you, too.â you swallowed, gripping the beige button up she was wearing, hoping she knew what you meant.
âyou will, princess, donât worry. i just want to focus on you right now, okay?â you nodded, not fully sure what âfocusing on youâ meant.
hazel had you in just your bra and underwear, her eyes scanned your body hungrily. if this was a dream, she prayed she remembered every single moment when she woke up. you were better than any fantasy she could conjure up on those lonely nights, when she couldn't think of anything but you.Â
you felt her strong gaze settle on your body and you felt self conscious thoughts take the forefront of your mind. you raised your hands over your body, starting to think hazel didnât want you like you wanted her.
âhey,â hazel grabbed your hands and gently pushed them to your sides, âyou have no idea how long iâve wanted you like this. how many nights iâve stayed up thinking about you.â hazel started kissing down your neck, making her way to your chest.Â
she pulled your bra down, not even bothering to fully unhook it before latching her tongue down onto your right nipple.Â
the wet feeling of her mouth made you cry aloud, completely forgetting her mom (and jeff, too, probably) were a few feet down the hall.
hazel lifted her mouth of your tit with a pop, moving her hand to squeeze it instead.
âiâd love to hear you, angel, but i need you to be quiet,â she feverishly pecked your lips, âjust tonight, hm?â you murmured a response, more concerned with the ache between your thighs than anything else.Â
you guessed hazel read your mind or something, as she started moving down the bed towards the place on your body that needed the most attention. she looked up to you, as if asking once more, if this was what you really wanted.Â
âhaze, please.â you whined. that was all the confirmation she needed. she slid your panties down slowly, watching a string of wetness connect your pussy and your underwear. hazel felt herself growing wet at the fact that she did this to you. it filled her with a new sense of confidence. she didnât even wait for your panties to completely slip off your legs before diving in between your thighs.
your back arched off the bed the moment you felt hazelâs tongue make contact with your swollen bud. she slipped her wet muscle throughout your folds, desperate to catch every single drop of wetness she could.
âfuck, haze, feels really fucking good.â you moaned and brought your hand to the back of her head, gripping her hair between your fingers in ecstasy.Â
she hummed in response to the praise you were giving her, sending vibrations throughout your core that nearly made you choke. hazel continued to suck on your clit, holding your thighs apart with her hands hooked under your knees. she slid her face side to side with her tongue flat against your pussy, moving your clit with just the right amount of pressure.Â
you felt a pressure building in your lower belly and tried to move hazelâs face closer to your mound to chase your release.Â
and she stopped.Â
you lifted your head from the pillow and stared at her kissing your thighs, before going to unbuckle her own pants.Â
âwait hazel,â you put your hands on top of her jean button, âcan i?â you spoke so quietly, hazel barely caught what you were saying. she nodded her head, unsure of what else to do.
you gently unbuttoned her jeans before sliding them and her boxers down and allowing hazel to step out of them. you lifted her button up over her head and unclasped her bra, letting them fall onto the space on the floor next to her. she was in awe of you. you were so gentle to her and she would never believe she deserved it, even if you reminded her of it everyday for the rest of her life.Â
once she stood completely naked in front of you, you led her to lay down on bed, stomach facing up, before separating her legs and hooking one of your own over hers.Â
you looked at her face for any sign of discomfort, only to be met with the rapid rise and fall of hazelâs chest and her eyes shut in euphoria.Â
âhazel,â you caught her attention, she stared right at you, âkeep your eyes on me.â you lowered yourself gently, placing your clit right on top of hers. both of you let out a sigh of relief at the feeling of your juices mixing with the others.
placing your hands on her stomach, you moved slowly, rocking your hips back and forth against hers. hazel struggled to keep her eyes open, getting lost in the pleasure you were giving her. she always thought of moments exactly like this and imagined it being a lot different. she imagined that she would be the one on top of you, taking charge and pulling orgasm after orgasm from you. but after feeling the movement of your hips against hers and the way your breasts bounced slightly when you would pick up your pace. hazel fought her hardest to keep her eyelids from drooping. she didnât want to miss a single move you made.
you quickly found a steady rhythm and went faster, prompting hazel to cry out. you leaned down and caught her moans in a rough kiss.Â
the familiar coil in your belly seemed to get tighter and tighter. hazel mustâve noticed the way your hips started to rock faster and knew you were about to cum.
âcâmon, cum for me, baby. give it to me, iâm almost there too,â she started rambling as she felt her orgasm approach her as well, âkeep going, just a bit faster, angel.â both of you fought to keep your moans from being heard from anyone else in the house.
âfuck hazel, iâm cumming, i-â you were cut off as your orgasm hit you in waves. warmth spread throughout your body, making your limbs weak and causing your legs to nearly give out.Â
you kept going, over stimulating yourself, trying to get hazel to reach her orgasm. by the looks of it, she was on the edge. her baby hairs stuck to her sweaty forehead, her face scrunched up in pleasure as her back arched into the air.Â
âfuck fuck fuck fuck-â she rambled as her orgasm washed over her, quickly quieted by your mouth capturing hers.Â
the both of you gently rode out your releases, breathless and sweaty. you carefully lifted yourself off of hazel and laid next to her on the bed.Â
âwe should talk about this, you know.â hazel started.
âwe will. in the morning, i promise. for now, i just want to be with you.â that seemed to be enough for hazel.
you draped your arm over her waist, pulling her closer to you. she tucked her head in the crook of your neck and the both of you drifted off to sleep.
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