#(​and god DAMN if i am not about to get myself exactly that! ♥️)

[pepprs]

update counselor breakup email scheduled to send at 8:48 am tomorrow 🥳

[the-iceni-bitch]

My brain went full fluff reading the title. I’m going to bet against myself and say I’m completely wrong on this one.

You’re on a bit of a fluff train for the next few fics babe and it’s fantastic, just enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re still filthy fuckers 😉

And the start doesn’t help with giving any indications where we’re heading either 😂. All I’m sensing is that I’m horribly wrong with my fluff thoughts 😶

I really want to know where you thought this was going 😂

I REALLY SHOULD START READING MORE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS, I AM HOWLING, SNORTING AND CRYING WITH LAUGHTER.

Yeah, this asshole being grudgingly adorable is so fucking funny.

Take the damn duck Ransom and stop whining. I wouldn’t even be surprised when honey pot shove it in your mouth if you keep on pouting about a bloody dog.

He’s such a pouty asshole in this and honestly, that just makes it more satisfying when he finally cracks.

Oh I love it when these idiots are thrown under the bus and are complaining whiny little man-babies. It’s definitely one of my favourite things to read about ♥️

Babe, you know he’s the whiniest 😂

He’s been in a bad mood, what do you expect? He’s a fucking 3-year old not getting his way 🙄

Literally him anytime he doesn’t get exactly what he wants. Brattiest boy ever.

The fact that he doesn’t know what it is, is ignorant brilliance right there. I don’t own a dog and never have nor will (allergic to a T), but damn even I know how to use one. Hahahahahaha, rich boy problems. Before you know it he preps the golden some steak 🥩, because he can’t live his life like a peasant 😅

You’ve read far enough now that I feel like I can say this without spoiling anything, but he loves that dog so fucking much. You know he’s making him steaks and shit no matter how many times ninja scolds him for it 😂

This 🙌🏼, it made me hungry for the sweater hoe.

Lilo, my god, I really do love throwing in descriptions of him just looking fine as all fuck. My visual brain gets flooded with this shit so I’m taking you bitches with me.

Someone came from just looking 👀

Again, this shit is on my mind constantly, it’s horrible and wonderful at the same time.

Let’s be real, sweater hoe would be a miserable fuck going camping and complain about his back and how he has to fetch wood and start fires. Though lumberjack Ransom sounds hot as fuck 🥵

I mean, camping with Ransom definitely is just fucking non stop in a luxury RV. I will say though, we are getting a peek at some lumberjack Ransom for Christmas and you’re right, it’s hot as fuck

Natalie, your smut never misses 🙌🏼. It’s different every single time and really never fails.

Lilo, this made me so happy, it’s dumb. A lot of times I feel like I’m just writing the same thing over and over and it makes it hard to finish the smut, so I love this little comment. BRB, gonna go cry

I don’t even know where to begin with this good fuck session. It’s a give and take, neither of them has the upper hand so far.

As much as having one of them dom is fun, I do love having them just be on totally even footing while they take the piss out of each other.

Love you so much, Lilo!!! I’m really hoping I can knock out some of your essays this weekend, but one of my friends is having a b-day blowout that has the potential to knock me out for a solid 36 hours, so we’ll see 😂

You are the Best Thing

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x fem!Reader

Words: ~2.4k

Summary: You try to get Ransom to warm up to your dog.

Warnings: teeth rotting fluff, explicit language, explicit sexual content (unprotected vaginal sex), gradually softening Ransom, OTP, SMUT!!!! 18+ ONLY!!!

A/N: I’m at that weird point in my cycle between ovulation and PMS which means I just want all the soft, snuggly shit, sorry! Anyway, this is just too fucking cute please enjoy!

PS: reader is a veterinarian and folks in vet med tend to have very honest terms of endearment for their animals (ie dumbass, idiot, asshole, etc.) promise we still love them though!!!

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You grinned at Ransom as he squirmed uncomfortably, looking unsure about what to do with his hands as you came back into the room.

It was his first time spending the night that you hadn’t pawned your dog off on your neighbor Becca and her two kids who loved him like their own. Now Fionn was trying to drop his favorite duck into Ransom’s lap as the asshole gave him a disgusted look.

“How’s it going?” You teased, your idiot golden turning away from your boyfriend and wagging his whole body as he pranced towards you.

You picked up the toy when he dropped it at your feet and tossed it across the living room and down the hall, Fionn turning so fast his feet scrabbles on your hardwood floor as he moved to chase it. Ransom just rolled his eyes as you sank beside him on the couch and leaned against his shoulder.

“Really don’t see why you couldn’t have just sent him to your neighbor’s again.” He mumbled, grimacing as the dog came loping back into the room and tried to get him to take the duck.

“You’re spending half your time here, Hugh.” You sighed, grabbing the duck and tugging on it while Fionn growled playfully and tried to hold onto it. “As much as those kids love him, I can’t keep shoving him off on them whenever you want to spend the night here. You’re gonna have to get used to having him around.”

You finally got the duck away from him and tossed it a few feet away, laughing lightly as he pounced on it before squeaking it obsessively as he settled down. Ransom just huffed as he wrapped his arms around you and nuzzled into your hair.

“Fine.” He muttered as he tried to snake his hands under your sweater. “Could we at least make out or something?”

“I thought we could maybe watch a movie or something first.” You sighed as he brushed his lips behind your ear and pulled your further into his lap. “Cause sometimes... wait, Fionn, no!!”

The dumbass had seen the two of you snuggling and decided to join, hopping on top of you and trying to burrow between you.

“Oh, goddamn it!” Ransom spluttered when Fionn managed to lick his face happily.

You sighed with exasperation as Ransom crawled out from underneath you, running his hands over his face and making annoyed noises as he moved to the kitchen.

“Baby, it’s just a little slobber!” You said as you pushed the dog off you and rose from the couch, rubbing his ears to keep him from jumping all over you.

“It’s not just the slobber.” He groaned, as he splashed water on his face. “I’m covered in hair.”

“Ok grumpy.” You said with a mock pout as you walked towards him. “Let’s go on a walk to the park and throw the ball around, hmm? Maybe some fresh air will help move the stick out of your ass.”

“I don’t have a stick in my ass.” He whined as you moved to grab the leash and the chuck-it. “That thing is a fucking cock blocker.”

“Yeah, you’re such a little cockblocker aren’t you?” You cooed as you hooked Fionn into his harness while he bubbled with excitement. “C’mon Hugh.”

Ransom just sighed as he moved to follow you, taking the chuck-it when you handed it to him and locking your front door.

You rolled your eyes as he scuffed his feet behind you, really dragging along until you turned and tapped your foot at him impatiently. He grunted when you wrapped your fingers through his and dragged him after you, finally getting him to keep pace when you stuck your hand in his back pocket.

“See? Isn’t this nice?” You said when he wrapped his arm around your waist and finally started to relax.

“It’s fine.” He said grudgingly as you gave the leash a light tug to keep Fionn from sniffing his fourth bush since you had started the walk. “Weather’s nice.”

“Wow, scintillating conversation, Hugh.” You said sarcastically. “You know we can still have regular conversations when the dog’s around, right?”

“Yeah, I know.” He sighed. “So is this thing going to come everywhere with us now?”

“He has a name, you asshole.” You said, letting the dog off leash as you arrived at the field. “Just throw the ball.”

“How does this thing even work?” He said, looking at the chuck-it like it was the most confusing thing he’d ever seen.

“Oh my god, give it to me.” You sighed, hefting it before flinging the ball as far as you could as the dog took off after it. “See, easy. You’re throwing the next one Hugh.”

You smiled as you watched your stupid dog come sprinting back towards you, dropping the ball at Ransom’s feet when he saw he was holding the chuck-it. Ransom let out a deep sigh and held his breath as he bent to pick up the slobber covered ball like it was carrying a disease, making your roll your eyes at him. He put the ball in the chuck-it and heaved it, his muscular shoulders able to get it a good deal further than yours could and sending the dog flying after it.

The rest of the afternoon went pretty well. You could see Ransom starting to relax as he settled into the rhythm of playing fetch. The only minor problem was when Fionn took a squat in the middle of the field and maintained eye contact with Ransom the entire time, making you crack up as he gagged and turned away, leaving you to clean it up.

“How ya feeling?” You asked once you noticed Fionn starting to slow down, picking up the ball and putting it back into your bag as you stepped closer to Ransom.

“Good, that was fun!” He said, grinning at you.

You were a little too turned on with how he looked right now, his normally perfectly coiffed hair falling into his eyes that were shining brightly. His cheeks were a little flushed and he was slightly breathless as he rolled as sleeves up, not pulling away when Fionn started rubbing against his legs.

“Great.” You said, your voice cracking a little when he absentmindedly reached down to rub under Fionn’s collar.

You cleared your throat to cover as you bent to hook Fionn back up, trying to ignore the stupid fluttering feeling in your chest.

“I can walk him back.” He said, taking the leash from you and wrapping his other hand around your waist.

“Oh, ok.” You said in an upsettingly small voice as he started to guide you out of the park. “Don’t let him sniff everything or it’ll take forever.”

He just grinned at you and you returned the expression, leaning into his shoulder. You walked back to your place slowly, content enough with each other’s company that you spent the journey in silence.

You unlocked the door when you arrived and unhooked the harness after Ransom gave it a sad attempt. Fionn picked up his duck and carried it to his bed, doing a couple of turns before he settled in with a sigh.

“I’m gonna make us some popcorn and grab a couple of beers, why don’t you choose a movie?” You said as Ransom headed to your couch and sank into it.

“Sure, you got any preference babe?” He shouted after you as he turned on the TV.

“I dunno, something classic? Maybe a little funny?” You called as you waited for the microwave to finish with your popcorn. “IPA?”

“Yeah.” He yelled back. “I picked Clue.”

You grabbed a hazy for him and a stout for yourself when the microwave beeped and you grabbed the bag to pour into a big bowl. You balanced it in one forearm and gripped the bottles by the necks in one hand as you headed back to the living room.

“That’s perfect baby, glad to see my good taste is rubbing off on you.” You said with a grin as you walked in.

He beamed back at you and you stopped short when you saw him.

Fionn has jumped up on the couch and was laying with his head in Ransom’s lap. Your boyfriend was rubbing his hand over the dog’s head as he leaned back on the sofa, the two of them looking so relaxed and content with each other that your heart just about melted.

“Fuck me.” You said, cursing your ovaries as you felt your stomach flip and turned to set everything back on the kitchen counter.

“Something wrong, babe?” Ransom called, sitting up a little as he looked after you, making Fionn move his head.

“No! Just a sec.” You shouted over your shoulder, grabbing a dental chew from your cupboard. “Fionn, what’s this?”

The golden perked up and trotted towards you cheerfully, taking the chew when you offered it and heading back to his bed. Ransom gave you a confused look as you grabbed his wrist and started to steer him towards the bedroom.

“Honey the movie...”

“Shut up, and close the door!” You said as you pulled him into your bedroom. “We only have a second before the idiot realizes we’re not there anymore.”

He shut the door behind him and turned to ask you more questions, but you didn’t give him the chance before you jumped up and wrapped yourself around him. You smashed your mouth to his and wound your hands through his hair as he gave a small sound of surprise.

“What are we doing, babe?” He grinned against your lips as he walked you to the bed.

“You just did really good with the dog.” You murmured as you pressed into him further.

“And that does it for you?” He teased, his hands moving under your sweater to unhook your bra.

“Guess so.” You sighed, working on unbuttoning his shirt as he pulled your sweater over your head. “Let’s not examine it too closely though.”

“No?” He said with a smirk as he dropped you on the bed. “What if we take him on a road trip to the coast for a little bit of camping?”

“Stop teasing me Hugh!” You moaned as he bent to run his lips over your throat, his fingers moving to unbutton your jeans.

“Sorry, honey, it’s so easy.” He muttered, sliding your jeans and panties off before moving to undo his own fly.

You propped yourself on your elbows to watch him as he stepped out of his jeans and boxer briefs before diving back on top of you. He pressed his lips to yours softly and you sighed into his mouth, arching your back so your chest was pressed against his while his hands pressed into your hips.

He brought a hand between the two of you to line himself up and you whined as you felt his tip teasing against your entrance. He pressed his hips forward slowly and groaned into your mouth as he felt you flutter and stretch around him. You nipped at his lips as he started moving in smooth strokes, dragging his cock over all those spots that made you see stars.

“Fuck, Y/N.” He growled as you slid your knees up his sides until they were pressed against his ribs, letting him slip even further into you. “You’re taking my cock so good baby.”

“Yeah? I fucking love when you’re inside me.” You purred, running your tongue along his bottom lip as you moved your hips to meet his. “You make me feel so good.”

“You need this big cock in your tight little pussy?” He hummed, grinding against your clit and grinning as he watched your eyes roll back in your head as your cunt clenched around him.

“Shit, right there Ransom.” You moaned, your hands tugging on his hair as you felt your core starting to tighten. “Oh fuck, I’m gonna come.”

Your entire body tightened around him as you moaned into his mouth, your fingers gripping his hair and your knees squeezing his sides as your pussy seized around him. He growled against your lips when he felt you flutter around his cock, your release coating his cock as he fucked you through it.

You squeezed his sides with your legs again and rolled until he was pinned underneath you, beaming at the tiny sound of surprise he made at your sudden movement. You pressed a quick peck to his lips before sitting up, hissing as you felt his cock hit you even deeper at the new angle.

“Shit, baby.” He muttered as you started to ride him, moving up and down on his length in quicker and quicker thrusts. “Ah, I’m not gonna last long.”

He bucked up into you and bit his lip as he watched your tits bounce. You yelped as he sat up and bent his knees, tucking his heels under his thighs so he could really drive into you. He moved to bury his face in your neck as he wrapped his arms around you.

His breath hitched as he felt you clenching around him again as your nails dug into his back painfully.

“Fuck, I wanna feel you come again. Please baby.” He muttered into your shoulder as his cock started twitching inside you.

“Ransom.” You whined as you came again, your pussy spasming around him wildly as you sobbed into his hair.

“Oh shit.” He hissed, pressing you down to him as his cock throbbed inside you until he shot his cum into you with a series of stuttering thrusts.

You moved your face to his and he pressed his lips against your own hungrily as the two of you came down. He held you tightly to him as he laid back against the bed, pressing you to his chest with a contented sigh.

“Who would’ve thought you’d be into the domestic shit, babe?” He murmured into your hair as he ran his fingers over your spine.

“Shut up, asshole.” You said as you nuzzled into his chest. “You’re the one who loves my dog.”

You heard scrabbling at the bedroom door and then the door opened suddenly and a bundle of blonde fur came barreling into the room and leapt on top of the two of you, making you scream as Ransom let out a steady stream of curses.

“He can open doors?!” He yelled as he bolted out of the bed to pull his clothes back on quickly.

“I guess!” You cried as you dove under the covers to escape the exuberant assault. “Next time lock it!”

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