#( not wrong tho )

[cucuxumusu]

...a capitalist dog...

[ironthroneconquerors]

[misstextures]

whut

[fishwithtitz]

[marvelassassin221b]

My pinterest did something

[buster-loves-pr]

"oh of COURSE [insert blog url] would post about this" -> DAX

welcome to the only tumblr blog that talks about him in a good light

[conspicuous-clown-car]

i am being viciously attacked by my so-called friends

[dreamwriting17]

“Hit the cough syrup and came back”

Altitude broadcast

[izutsoupmi]

qwertian slip

[lionheartedmusings]

me: he breathes and men throw themselves at him

@stolethebell: it's the big boobies

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

[wxndswept]

Karma walks in with a megaphone.

“Ahem”

“YUUKI ENJOYS BEING STEPPED ON BY POWERFUL WOMEN!”

"Hey! Not true at all! First of all, you can't enjoy what you haven't experienced! Second, I want to be dominated by strong women! But they gotta best me in combat first. Third, this applies to guys too. Like Captain E.ula or that Dain guy."

"You are not helping!"

[featheredpheonix]

@0atchi truly continues to assign me the fruitiest eggiest animal she can think of 😔😔😔

[lili-loves-whump]

okok basically,

u write a whole lot about hero x villain and whump because you get bored easily and feel lonely so you imagine yourself in those scenarios

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO WOT

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

[archduchessgortash]

Excuse me??

I was searching for a gif to express my pleasure at having the perfect balance of sweetener, milk, and flavor in my coffee.

Bold of you to assume it makes me horny, Tumblr...