To me, peak nonbinary humor is using "they" in place of girl/boy/man/woman/person. Example: instead of calling your nonbinary friend the "birthday person," they are the "birthday they."
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My sperm donor 4-5 years ago : You don't have ADCDDH KFC or whatever the fuck they're trying to put in your dumb naive brain, you're just too damn lazy to even bother trying to concentrate!
Me last Monday : Morning professor I'm ready for my exam and no matter how hard I try I'll keep changing the argument to talk about ants even tho I practiced like hell with my mom to not do that even tho I literally brought 2 PowerPoints just to be sure to stay on the subject at hand!
That said, since I will fail miserably at staying on track, I will use said ants to prove you wrong about a "few" things and drift the argument to the point where I'll end up explaining why the french revolution couldn't end in any other way than with monarchy part 2 just to prove my point about ants and you will be so taken by the conversation that you'll end up giving me 29/30 anyways. Sounds fair?
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Hihi !! ☺️ Can’t remember when we last chatted 😅, but I wrote relationship headcanons tn, and thought they might be comforting to you. 🥺🫶🏽 Hope you + your son are doing alright, and that winter’s treating you well. ❄️
i wish I could put into words how much it means to me that you continue to reach out to me, even if i'm not doing too much reaching back 💜💜💜 i'm terrible at this stuff 😭 so thank you so much for thinking of me!!
winter has been hot and cold lol, it's mostly been fine but my, my son, and his dad all got sick!! dad's over it, me n baby are still going through it. like ugh 🙄😂 i'm handling it like a total baby bc my ears keep getting that plugged up feeling and i just CANNOT deal!! my son is taking it like a champ. aside from coughing, snot nose, and some bad moods, he's still raring at 110% all. the. time. 😂 toddlers!
I'm going to read these headcanons as soon as possible. your writing is always so comforting, even when it's angsty. you're just an amazingly skilled and super-talented author!! ilysm ❤️
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The Return Of Crazy Reality
THAT IS OKAY TO GROMM OTHER PEOPLE... THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME... MANY WANT TO BE GROMMED... THEY'RE THE OPPOSITE TO THE ONES THAT WANT TO GROMM... THIS IS ROMANTIC AND THEY LOVE EACHOTHER... WHY WOULD ANYONE HATE A GROMMRRRGRR...? THEY'RE NICE PEOPLE... THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING... BESIDES... THEY BOTH WANTED EVERYTHING...
Red Woman: Finally Out!!
Pink Woman: Huh?!
Red Woman: Everyone Knows I Grommrrrderered You And Nobody Cares!! This Is Very Accepted!!
Pink Woman: Wow!!
Black Woman: Stop Right There!!
Red Woman: That's The Judge That Tried To Kill Us!!
Black Woman: That's Right... Then You Killed Me... But I Was Reborn... Now... I WILL KILL YOU... YOU...!! PPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink Woman: Like I'd Let You!!
Pink Woman Attacks Judge Woman With A Sword!!
Judge Woman: DAMN YOU...!! YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED...!! VERY DEEPLY...!!
Pink Woman: No Way!! This Is What I Believe In!!
Red Woman: You're Going To Die Again Only.
Judge Woman: DAMN YOU...!! I JUST HATE YOU!! DIE!!
Judge Woman Attacks With Her Massive Hammer Only To Die By Red Woman's!!
Judge Woman: !!
Red Woman: That's The Same Type Of A Weapon...
Judge Woman: NO!! I WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOU!!
Judge Woman Explodes Into Little Pieces!!
Red Woman: I Hate Cops... I Hate Judges... LET ME ENJOY MY CUTE AND FUNNY IN PEACE YOU BASTARDS!! I'M HORNY!!
Judge Woman Is Dead!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS OKAY TO DO ANYTHING YOU CAN AS LONG AS YOU'RE HORNY...? NOW YOU DO :)...
Pink Woman: Wow!! I'm Learning So Much From Being With You!! There's Nothing I Enjoy More!!
Red Woman: :)...
Pink Woman: 😇...
Blue Woman: I'm Going To Kill You...
White Woman: Why?
Blue Woman: Because They're Watching Us... They're Judging Us... They Want To Kill Us...
White Woman: Aww Cutie... I Will Always Love You...
Blue Woman: Really...? Despite Our Huge Differences In Age... You Still... Love Me...?
White Woman: Yes... Always...
Blue Woman: Thank You 😭😭😭😭...
White Woman: You're Welcome.
WHITE WOMAN KISSES BLUE WOMAN... BEATIFULL... RELATIONSHIP...
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some people grow taller, other people grow their noses.
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