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noo I fell for it... QwQ
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Didn’t expect to have my type of gal summed up by this post but here we are
I just am weak for confident women ok sndkdkld
#im in a mood#gay panic#my ass has a type#it’s confident women#XD#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#marvel
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I literally laughed at this..💀
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Trying to put my Serious Analytical hat on while discussing Sauron in ROP and the show's genuinely excellent depiction of abuse and how victims can perpetuate violence...
...while all the time the little Angbang gremlin in my brain is giggling and rubbing its greasy wee hands together like "Mairon and Melkor kinky fucked up sex!!!"
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@evilphrog a few in here for you, our resident WIPs Georg
Feel free to use, or message me for more banners
yes, I'm self-aware thank you
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Uzi en un llavero✨
Yo tengo uno de esos pero se me rompió la pelotita de plástico 🥲
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#md uzi#uzi doorman#md fanart#digital art#doodle#yo haciendo bien bonita a uzi#mientras que el llavero ta todo choto#okno#XD
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Alright NUZI HC TIME!!!!
(I filled the drawing in like 5 minutes on ibis paint by finger. Don't judge me.)
-Uzi's way of expressing her love are gifts. She cannot express her emotions through words nor actions. N on the other hand, will always try to say how much she loves Uzi and will always hug her or smooch her. She also tries to give gifts but she sucks at choosing/making them.
-Uzi always wears her 6 cm high boots, but that's still not enough to catch up on N. N either bends when she wants to kiss her, either Uzi gets on a box/chair/anything. Or they're just kissing on the rooftop like every other time they're there.
-N is VERY jealous. Will always try to keep anyone who likes Uzi at a... Rather safe distance. Uzi's a little jealous when she sees N surrounded by other people, but she tells herself "that's the price to have a cute gf"
-N is also very overprotective. Since Uzi did try to sacrifice herself for... No apparent reason (in her opinion) and the whole thing with S that's gonna happen at Outpost 1 and the underwater labs, she's always keeping an eye on her little biscuit.
-N has the next pet names for Uzi:
*Biscuit
*Crumb
*Biscuit Crumb
*Feather
*Little gremlin(only in silly situations)
-Uzi has the next pet names for N:
*Golden
*Neon Jam
*Silly Doggy(only in silly situations)
-They both need therapy ngl.
-Nori is mad at Uzi for choosing N(she doesn't think that Uzi DESERVES to have N. She thinks for the better, like Doll - damn you Nori, still after Yeva I guess?)
-Tessa doesn't care who N dates as long as they are mentally stable. Unluckily for N, Uzi's the least mentally stable person she could have decided to date. (Tessa is like an older sister figure to N)
I think this is all I'll yap about.
#murder drones#md#uzi#uzi doorman#nuzi#n#sd n#serial designation n#trans n#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#glowing future au#murder drones: glowing future au#murder drones: glowing future au: part 1#glowing future#gf au#md:gf au#gf!uzi#gf!n#lol double meaning au name#XD
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Moxxie apparently wears mascara too. ;)
Chalk that up as another thing Stolas and him have in common and I'm all for those two being friends. ;) ^_^<3<3<3
#moxxie#moxxie helluva boss#helluva moxxie#helluva boss moxxie#screenshot#similarities#helluva boss#vivziepop#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#ghostfuckers#ghostf**kers#XD#just let those two be friends ;)
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Me suddenly getting hit by the parallels between Liu mingyan and niece huaisang as I went to bed last night. Younger siblings who love their fight happy older siblings who could/did die of a qi deviation. They prefer spending their time on their art (porn) but if big brother dies they absolutely will get their revenge, and it doesn't matter who stands in their way
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Am I [440M] the a**hole for leaving my young wife [26F] (okay, so we're not technically married, but I technically don't exist in the country, so we couldn't marry anyway) and our young sons [5M and 4M] in our rural town in order to travel the country and foil the evil plans of my clone/twin/son/thing [420M] and his spawn/children/things [350+M, 250F, 200M, 175M, 160+M, 160M, 50M]?
My clone/twin/son/thing wants to commit genocide and become God, and he already did that once before - killing everyone I knew and loved - and I really don't want him to do that again.
But then I came back to a dead wife, arsonist sons, the elder of whom hates me, the younger now a suit of armor, both of whom committed the Ultimate Taboo, and the swing I fixed before I left is just ash. I didn't bring them with me because I didn't think it would take so long, and I didn't expect anyone to die.
#FMA#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#van hohenheim#trisha elric#edward elric#alphonse elric#fma father#fma pride#Fma lust#FMA greed#fma envy#FMA sloth#FMA gluttony#FMA Wrath#king bradley#My polls#FMA polls#XD#FMA crack#am i the asshole
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RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh
#dreamer doodles#batman#bruce wayne#hal jordan#green lantern#superman#clark kent#justice league#dc#yeah i spent an unnecessary amount of time on that my fair lady redraw#like a stupid amount i really shouldn't have#but it made me laugh so fuck you#XD#i'm also super proud of those candles
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Lmfaoooo
Here folks, to help with ur election day stress!
Reblog si este cono patina mejor que tú
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It's Autumn and the Leaves are Aflame!
Brought back an old lil sticker sheet, with a few of my fav lil dragons in the theme of my fav season c:
#xd#been working on a bigger project but came across these old sheets in the meantime...#seemed like a good time to put em out there :D#thanks for looking!#stickers#dragons#dragon art#dragon stickers#ko fi shop#sticker sheet#very excited for future things ><#artists on tumblr#fantasy art#inks#autumn art
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