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[chessyhoward]

I shouldn't be buying them, really, but I figured, your birthday only rolls around once a year and... you know, anyway, the point was, are they absolutely disgusting? I've walked around the shop four times and I've reached the point where I think I'll buy anything. I just can't leave here empty handed.

[killianford]

... What did you say? I can't smoke in here? We're outdoors. I don't think I'm compromising the integrity of the stuffed pandas.

[drmissymaclean]

This is rude, I know, but how attached are you to that last slice of pie? I promised my Gramps I'd bring him some back when I went for his meds and he's not the kind of man you feel good about disappointing. I can trade you for it. Although all I have to offer right now is a fruit roll-up and a coupon for a free museum visit. And his angina spray but he needs that.

[mrmaxhayashi]

Coming through, coming through. Happy New Year to ya when it arrives. Looking good! Hey, how're you doing? Oh, look who it is. Mind if I grab a drink here, cupcake? Or are we going straight to the block button?

[scuderiaelias]

Sorry, can you repeat that for me? You lost what?

[lovesickelodie]

And it's like yeah, she's our cousin, but we don't even know her. She doesn't know us. She doesn't want to, either? Like it's somehow our fault our aunt was a deadbeat who wanted nothing to do with her. Which, for the record, I think is real cunty. I just don't see how it's our problem. And Théo is like, weirdly excited to meet her, and I keep having to manage his expectations. Like, babydoll she does not want to see you.

[kianmcgrath]

In fairness, I sorta just found him like that. I dunno about you, like, but when I find someone slumped over a toilet seat, 12 pints in and covered in their own sick it doesn’t exactly endear me to them.

[xaallo]

@fuckingshutup

"What?"

" You've never seen an alien before? Wipe that dumb look off your face."

[jollytalkerollywalker]

And then the little blighter bit my finger! Can you believe it? It's okay, though. He's sweet and I've already forgiven him. Oh! Oh. You said... I'm in your way. I thought you said 'how was your day?' and I thought, wow! How friendly! My bad.

[lucasduke]

caminhava sem pressa ao longo de toda extensão das instalações do circo. - eu tô de serviço hoje, mas quando tá calmo sempre dou um jeito de aproveitar. - deu um gole no café. - principalmente nas barracas de comida.

lucas nunca pagou de policial sem medo e uma das coisas que mais odiava era altura. apertou a barra na sua frente quando a roda-gigante começou a subir. - tem certo conforto em saber que se cair daqui já morre de uma vez?

se aproximou da pessoa e apoiou a mão nas costas da mesma. - tá tudo bem? tá passando mal? bebeu demais? - apesar de ainda usar o uniforme, já estava liberado do serviço.

[photogrivy]

Move. I need to hug your dog before I have a panic attack. Also Happy 2024, or whatever.

[danteleept]

In here? Oh, of course. Hello there, darling. I'm Dante, it's nice to meet you.

[wardowrites]

Just checking, is it like, actually you? 'Cause Billy's got about a hundred and one photos of your headshot plastered around this place so I need to find the real Louis Denver instead of talking to a photo of him.

[simonhudsons]

I'm a little itchy, I guess... My neighbour baked cherry pie and asked me if I wanted to try some and I felt bad saying no even though I'm allergic to cherries, so. Here we are? I think the redness will go away eventually...

[mrmaxhayashi]

You know, that sign out there said 'happy hour' and it doesn't look like you got the memo. You're awfully gloomy for someone with a drink in their hand.

[roryosullyauthor]

Sure it's just a little bit o' rain. It won't kill ye if ye head out in it for a bit.