dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the earth. missy maclean. paleobotanist aka crazy plant lady.
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@missymac: i think any one of these could easily replace your tardis lockscreen (said with love and affection for your little blue box)
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I love Google, it’s a wonderful tool. (swipe for a surprise)
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@missymac: i need to marry you right now
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two pretty best friends
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@missymac: ok let’s go then
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easily. without hesitation. lubed up and no protection. next question! (for legal and personal reasons this is a joke.)
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@missymac: omg no way
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The inevitable is here. ✂️
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@missymac: love you more than anything, handsome boy
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I’m working late cause I’m a vloggerrrrrr :)
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@missymac: not too lazy to flex though
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Lazy days.
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@missymac: exactly.
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its educational
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@missymac: "sweet talking"? you are the most beautiful boy in the world and i would do anything for you
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Sweet talking Missy into filming my next few vlogs! Haha 😊
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@missymac: you suit every hair colour in the world, actually
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Haha ohhh. My cousin just sent me these with the caption: ‘Never forget when you had a quarter life crisis!’ Love you too, Art! The blond hair? Not so much!
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@missymac: with all the love in the world, do not do that. blonde is not your colour.
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Thinking of bringing the blond back. The temptation is too real.
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@missymac: oh so he was always pouty
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Two can play at this game @therealcolinnash.
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@missymac: you are the love of my life and the most handsome boy in the world
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No new episodes of the pod this week, sorry gang! Took some time to see some friends and enjoy the last of the sun! It’s been a blast. :)
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@missymac: your birthday is so important that the moon literally invited her friend to come and crash your party, you are actually cosmic
@bonniestew: it is WORLD SPACE WEEK and also MY BIRTHDAY and also the earth currently has TWO MOONS. really makes u think doesn't it
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@missymac: i love you so much more than i love rory
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my friends are cute in a way that makes me feel fizzy
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TEXTING: BONNIE Missy: maybe maybe not his ego will dictate that Missy: declan or dylan i think Missy: oh probably, there's sometimes a bunch of them at the bar
TEXTING: MISSY Bonnie: is he including himself in that Bonnie: does the fireman have a name Bonnie: does he have other sexy firemen friends
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TEXTING: BONNIE Missy: he says all the men i fuck blend into one for him Missy: not that i've actually fucked the fireman yet
TEXTING: MISSY Bonnie: does rory know about the sexy irish fireman?
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TEXTING: BONNIE Missy: okay i'll do it for you Missy: rory is against anything i suggest
TEXTING: MISSY Bonnie: hmm Bonnie: you should fuck him either way like idk that's my take on the situation Bonnie: also rory seems like super against me banging his sisters btw
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