#( no i do not . )

[piratefishmama]

I have a job interview on the 13th for DRIVIN BUSSES. HONK HONK MFERS.

catch me spam applying for jobs because my boss is giving up the store and the people who fired me last year are taking it over.

Yep, the same people who've been investigated for several fraudulant and frankly illegal practices since i left them. The same people who pushed me to the brink of wanting to ☠️ myself.

my life is in shambles and everything is on fire.

[applestruda]

Quick create mumbo design bc I need a break from rendering

[kangals]

me: oh boy I sure am glad I’m finally getting a puppy in a few weeks from now, now I just need to do lots of preparing and planning for when I get him later :)

breeder: hey do you want to pick him up in fuckin. 2 days.

[petitesmafia]

the ADA and Port Mafia being in conflict is actually so unserious bc they run into each other pretty often so it’s like. if I see you on the weekend I’ll let it slide but if we cross paths Monday morning at 8am prepare to BATTLE

[hatchetmanofficial]

Wait kind of pet names does Stitches give to MC? Alan's is "Doe-eyes and Carver's is "Guiena pig" so what is Stitches'?

That's a good question.

[silverfoxstole]

I can’t help thinking that Stranded would be much improved if it was just a sixteen part sitcom based around these three having to share a flat.

Liv: What the hell are you doing? That’s the fifth toaster you’ve wrecked this month!

Eight: Oh, don’t exaggerate. It can’t be more than three.

Liv: And three’s somehow acceptable? What am I supposed to have for breakfast now?

Eight: Cornflakes? Rice Crispies? *gets excited* Oh, I know: Sugar Puffs! I love Sugar Puffs!

Liv: I am so going to kill you.

Helen: *rolls eyes, drinks coffee and refuses to get involved*

[pyrrope]

~~fooled by this truthful acting, your heart beats so very loudly~~

-_- >=|

[liliesandparchment]

Penelope is such a complicated character. I relate to her most times but then she does something so drastically different from what I’d expect but I love that because she’s sweet and talented and she’s Portia’s daughter and a wonderful morally grey character. So I do find myself nervous about Part 2 ik theres a sex scene but im a little bit on the fence about the fact that Colin might not know she’s LW when that happens. Like i did not like the daphne scene in S1 and different implications i get it but like still idk I hope its cleaner than that one before

[draconym]

Me: posts in bird rehoming facebook group asking if anyone has a tame senior cockatiel that needs a new home

Seemingly the entire group in my DMs: do you want to buy my untame backyard bred baby cockatiels

[dujour13]

In light of that previous post (and thank you @archduke-enver-gortash for the honor) I feel I need to apologize. I’m so wrong about Woljif. Like on my own planet. For the fic writer who probably floods his tag the most that’s kind of bad and it’s crazy to me that no one’s sent me testy anons (yet). (btw please don’t I’m sensitive.) In my defense I do try to stay true to the essential Woljifness I love so much but:

In my head and now in a LOT of comms he’s blue. Entirely my fault. In his game portrait my boy is very definitely purple.

I had in my mind for a long time that his Cha was 8. Had to reload the game to check and it’s 10. Did my boy dirty.

Also for a long time I thought the outcome of his final quest depended on dialogue choices throughout the previous acts but was wrong about that. It only depends on choices during the final quest itself. (That would have been cool though. And also potentially frustrating.)

In the game he’s Calistrian but in my head he doesn’t think about the gods much at all except to feel ignored by them, and in my fic he attracts the attention of Shelyn, which somewhat corresponds with the Romance Mod at least.

My hc Woljif is not a virgin even though that’s apparently canon, based on one dialogue with evil!Arue.

It did finally dawn on me that my hc Woljif is demi. I hc’ed that he had some sub-par experiences before Sia and wasn’t really into it. Sia just hit all the right buttons.

My hc Woljif is a teetotaler which also contradicts canon.

Anyway I love him dearly in all his various forms in all his various universes and I hope the fandom forgives me for it & also for flooding his tag

[happilyhadesbound]

mum and i started The Wrong Mans earlier today and i just put on Yonderland on the TV and she asked "Do you ever watch anything with other people in it anymore?"

[momentary-ecstasy]

Abbott Elementary has rocked my shit a couple times and that's not including the bombshell that is Lisa Ann Walter, but I think the most important line that has ever stuck with me was when Barbara says something like 'I just don't understand it' about a mother's tattoos and Ava says 'Well, do you need to?'

[desswright29]

Down Bad Trivia! Lol

Everytime I see this particular clip of Tish I think about this scenario.

You and Tish get in an argument and separate for awhile. Y’all decide to meet up at a nice restaurant for dinner to talk things out. She walks in looking like this, so you’re already a lil hot. But when You start explaining why you’re upset, she hit you with the nod and the lean back like in this clip.

Do you remember anything you were talking about before that moment? Lmao

[shiftythrifting]

This thing, found in Herman missouri

[thecousinsdangereux]

the gods we can touch [5/7]

pairing: Ava/Beatrice (Warrior Nun)

rating: T

chapter word count: 7,035

chapter summary: 

“Hans, you’re my favorite dude. That isn’t even an exaggeration. Out of all the dudes in the world, you’re the best I’ve met.” She ruffles his hair as she slides past, drops into her seat with a loud oomph, and grabs a chocolate croissant from the bag, pointedly ignoring the plates and napkins Beatrice has prepared. “Huh, actually, Bea, do we need more dude friends? Fergus is fine, I guess. And that Miguel guy seems p — ”

“No,” Beatrice says curtly, and then takes a very long drink of her coffee. “I don’t think we need to go out of our way.”

Hans barely manages to hide his smile behind his cup.

notes: Hans POV time again and yes I'm perfectly well why do you ask

chapter link: AO3

playlist link: SPOTIFY