#( maverick )

[military-newsboys]

Mav: This is the third time you’ve been suspended for fighting. teenage Bradley: You’d think I’d be better at it by now.

[streetsweepershenanigans]

Okay, but - whose the bed hog, Mav or Ice? Cause I could see it going either way tbh. Like one of them has to be the type to sleep completely starfished out. Like they fell into bed mid-cart wheel, and the other has to somehow fit around them. I could see Mav being like those small dogs that somehow manage to take up and entire king sized bed, but Ice could be one to just stretch out as much as possible, trying to reach the cooler corners of the bed when he gets too hot. Anyway, I'd love to know what you guys think.

[eri-is-online]

I guess their minds aren't nearly as clean as we thought huh?

(Original meme and no thought bubble version below the cut)

[filmesbrazil]

[santatuado]

(vía  X)

[misaothewitch]

[micahmaeve]

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

[oathkeeperoxas]

Iceman/Maverick in their retired era, courtesy of noahdeaart. Posted with permission.

[themissingmango]

they definitely passed each other notes

[military-newsboys]

Some douchebag: It’s not natural for women to fight. Phoenix: It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand.

[onehoplessromantic]

rooster is the epitome of are you fucking serious

[eri-is-online]

I had to hop on this trend eventually and I'm also long overdue for Icemav fanart so this is the product of that

[streetsweepershenanigans]

Out of all the '86 flyboys who became like uncles to little Bradley, it wasn't Mav, it wasn't Slider, it wasn't even Wolf or Wood- who taught him his first swear word, it was Ice He'd done it with his nieces and nephews and little cousins before, so why would Bradley be any different? Of course, he figured one of the others would have beat him to it, but the shocked and speechless look on Maverick's face told him otherwise.

When no one had been looking, he'd quietly beckoned Bradley over with a "Hey, baby Goose, com'ere." When Bradley's little voice had proudly chirped "fuck" over the dinner table, Maverick had immediately choked on his food and dropped his fork while Carole immediately burst out in laughter so contagious, Ice couldn't help but catch on. Mav's pale face and shocked expression only making the situation funnier.

"Carol, I swear- I didn't- I never-" Maverick rushed to defend himself.

"Oh honey, I know. And I know I didn't, which means," Carol turned on Ice then, and damn. He didn't think of that. He figured Maverick would've already pulled the stunt. "Mr. Goody two-shoes, Thomas 'Iceman' Kazansky, is the first person to teach my son a swear word." Carol cackled while pointing and accusing finger at him.

"Ice-" Maverick implored in disbelief.

"Well, I figured-" Ice gestured over to Maverick while struggling to conceal his grin.

The conversation turned from their to all three adult coaching little Bradley on how, yes- that is a word, and no, it's not a very nice one that should ever be used, all while desperately trying to suppress their laughter.

However it was Ice who would suffer the unforseen consequences of his little prank, as over the years, neither Maverick nor Bradley- now proudly Rooster, would ever let him forget that it was Admiral Thomas "Iceman" Kazansky, Commander of the Pacific Fleet who had taught him his first swear word.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

[brainrot-goes-brrrrrr]

Look me in my eyes, and tell me this isn't true