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zillychu · 3 months ago

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get MOLTED, idiot

#genshin impact #venti #jean gunnhildr #zilly art #could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah #is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not #he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged #venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works #rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon #venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there #goes back to singing and drinking #diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag #he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors

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oblivioustothevampirediaries · 11 months ago

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my contribution for the netflix avatar remake

#avatar the last airbender #netflix avatar #no hate to the actress who is absolutely amazing!!!!!#however the writers messed up big time #WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIRL

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deancasforcutie · 6 months ago

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hey don't cry. Endverse!Dean and Cas share each other's clothes and a cabin way too luxurious for the apocalypse okay??

#now that they're together Dean ABSOLUTELY steals Cas' trenchcoat (with or without anything on) to mess with him all the time I just know it #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #spnedit #5.04 #mine

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fivefootoh-andtrains · 2 months ago

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Gligar learned Mud Bomb!

Or, local amnesiac discovers that training pokemon to beat the crap out of each other is the first thing to make sense to him in Hisui.

#submas #pokemon ingo #warden ingo #gligar #mud bomb has saved my bacon in PLA but why does it have to have such terrible accuracy???#I imagine that because of that it makes an absolute mess everywhere #myart

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flowersdiceandlove · 21 days ago

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I am 100% completely convinced that on Mount Yujun when Hua Cheng burst into thousands of butterflies that he did not mean to do that. That man was freaking out so bad at finally finding Xie Lian again and holding his hand and helping him and Xie Lian being right there that when he finally saw just the slightest glimpse of Xie Lian’s face and the thought of Xie Lian seeing him that his nerves took over and he burst into thousands of butterflies. All throughout the walk, Hua Cheng was trying his damnedest to keep it the fuck together (literally) but he just couldn’t anymore. You cannot convince me otherwise. He held Xie Lian’s hand all through the walk, but then he shakes Xie Lian’s hand off the next time they meet? Yeah, he’s scared he’s gonna explode into butterflies again and that would Not Be Cool and Ruin His Image he’s curating for Xie Lian as this cool reliable guy he can come to for help and depend on.

#I love them so much #hua cheng #you absolute simp #you literally burst into butterflies you’re fanboying so hard #he a schoolgirl with a crush #when he gets butterflies in his stomach. they are literal butterflies #and he *will* explode with them if pushed too hard #I just know that post-canon this happened so much #they’d be getting it on and hc would burst into a flurry of butterflies #xl would then be left there with a bunch of silver butterflies fluttering anxiously and flusteredly around him #hc would be a blushing mess by the time he pulled himself back together #but at least he’d *be* together again. and apologizing to xl #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hualian #tgcf headcanon

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lmaowh-at · 3 months ago

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Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these

#I AM NO FASHION HISTORIAN!!! I ONLY DRAW WHAT I THINK FITS THE VIBE!!!!#the lanns are more or less fitting with each other but the starks are a mess lol #ned is wearing like an every day stark attire ig #cat is more Traditional Tully #for sansa i had absolutely no idea what to do so she doesnt really look connected to neither ned nor cat #her dress is just slavic adjacent. you decide what it is. def not kl or alayne stone eras tho #with robb i wanted to draw completely different armor than i did for jaime so theres both chainmail #AND iron chest plate(s) that look central asian a little lol #arya has her worn out dirty ass riding attire that was given to her by lady smallwood #and jon is nw but i couldnt think of shit so hell be probably getting a seperate post with his costume #all in all this was. something. i dont think im really good at costume design lmao so you can just look at their faces to see my Vision #of everyone there. yea okay thats it #jon snow #eddard stark #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #sansa stark #robb stark #arya stark #house stark #jaime lannister #cersei lannister #tyrion lannister #house lannister #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #🧩

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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months ago

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Lex is Vlad reincarnated

So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.

A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".

He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.

But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.

And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.

Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.

He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.

After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.

Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.

A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.

Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.

He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.

Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.

He had Won.

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Oh.

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Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.

Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?

"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.

Oh right...they were still there.

He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...

He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?

It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.

Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Vlad is Lex #Vlad reincarnated as Lex #He is absolutely embarrassed at how egotistical he was in this life #He is still just as Dramatic as Lex #But now he is doing it for good reasons #He likes to mess with Superman a lot because he still has some time on his Vacation #He pays for a Statue to commemorate Superman #He has an Interview where he fully supports Superman with his favorite Journalist Clark Kent #He even starts sending Child Support to Superman #He basically just goes back to living as Lex but without the Massive Ego #Also better morals but just barely #Superman is tearing his hair out trying to figure out his Angle #He succeeded in becoming a God #And then he just went back fo life as normal but less Evil?#The Lex he knew would never do that #He must be planning something #Maybe #Surely he must be right?

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paperbackribs · 1 month ago

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#originally and pre-relationship: Eddie calls in to mess with Steve occasionally and it turns into a hyper-charged game of gay chicken #eventually resulting in the dirtiest most filthy outcome in that back room #but then Eddie's just calling in all the time to chat with his boyfriend #so much that Robin refuses to pick up the phone anymore #Keith never realises that they're personal calls either because Steve's voice is always so dry when he's around #Steve's bitchy tone drives Eddie wild #but then. at times and only when he's alone in the shop Steve's voice is absolutely gooey as he and Eddie flirt #practically twirling his hair around one finger as Eddie croons just the absolute sweetest shit over that phone #Robin occasionally high fives Eddie at later times after she's caught Steve completely red-faced and refusing to repeat what was just said #she thinks it's gross but also sort of sweet and just what Steve deserves from a partner #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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NEW BIRTHDAY THEME IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

BIRTHDAY SLUMBER PARTY, HERE WE COME

I think the theme is more loungewear than straight-up pajamas, but hey, I'm not complaining! (and -- look, we still have the groovies, I'm not giving up hope for animal kigurumi until I gotta)

#art #twisted wonderland spoilers #kutsurogi my room #put on the onesie jamil #man i am absolutely LIVING for jamil's adorable embroidered throw pillows #just offscreen is the wall decal that says 'bless this mess'#gosh though i am ready for a year of COMFY BOYS #does this mean we're going to get some kind of canon confirmation about whether or not malleus needs special pillows to sleep #yes PLEASE #god. i can't decide which would be funnier: mal in sweatpants and a vintage gargoyles (1994) t-shirt #or mal in a full victorian-style striped sleep set complete with nightcap that has a pompom on the end #that jiggles up and down with every HONK mimimimi #(this is probably also what riddle sleeps in tbh)#(ace can't even make fun of him because it's just too on the nose)#and hey twst as long as i have your ear APPARENTLY #i want that halloween event to be real and i want a lilia for it please and thank you 🙏#i know it's not his turn for a halloween card but c'mon. pretty please.#i am asking so nicely

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starry-crossed · 2 months ago

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i really need to give minthara more credit she joins up in camp for all of 5 minutes and wastes no time apparently interrogating and psychoanalyzing all the companions to avernus and back with devastatingly accurate reads and clear (insightful yet surprisingly compassionate) judgement of all of them

except gale.

#legit DYING at her take on him #if she could have joined up act i solely as the groups therapist i feel like the absolute would have been defeated in half the time #by our newly self-aware and well-adjusted band of heroes #so glad for this mess instead 🖤#baldurs gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #minthara #gale dekarios #text #mine

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pidgydraws · 7 months ago

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🖋️ sleepover 🖋️

"...to further encourage the bearing of our souls and the telling of our most appalling secrets."

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #there's a whole modern au - movie night - scenario in my head #and this is what you get of it #i absolutely imagine them both loving one another's writing and drawings #they're both obsessed with one another's insights but suck at communicating in a way that doesn't become a mess #but they'll get there #absolutely made for one another #these two perfect idiots #love them to bits!#UGG!

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goddessofbees · 2 months ago

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This one took awhile with all the little details, but it's adorable so who cares! Based off of @dcxdpdabbles Passion For Fashion! These two are cuties!