#( insert guess I’ll die meme )

[soulfulempathy]

So long everyone, Dean Winchester is after us ( @bloodsalted )

[teezingsiyeon]

#FUNFACTS

representative emoji: 🐺

*inserts that one alpha wolf meme*

kq ride or die (has never trained at another entertainment company!)

favourite colours: black and green

fav artists: oasis, deli spice, dead by sunrise, lunachicks, hozier, bibi, kali uchis

favourite movie: lady bird (she’s emo)

favourite kdrama: coffee prince (she’s gay)

zodiac sign: sagittarius

major fire sign energy❤️‍🔥

hobbies: video gaming, late night walks, playing basketball, journaling, pole dancing

yes, pole dancing! she started taking lessons last year, and even filmed vlog content on the ateez yt channel

quite a high alcohol tolerance

can you guess that her fav drinking buddy is jongho🍻

not a huge fan of skinship and showing affection

partly because she’s conscious of dating rumours but also because she just doesn’t know how to show it well

role model: CL of 2ne1

freakishly good at pokémon impressions but refuses to do them without being bribed

wooyoung: “if you do a pikachu impression I’ll give you a bite of my food”

siyeon: “PIKA PIKA👹-”

no favourite food in particular, this girl enjoys eating everything

has a studio in seoul that she bought last year. uses the space to produce and write their songs, and even sleepover sometimes

originally bought it to escape the boys but now they just come over all the time🫤

has been told by many fans that she resembles actress kim hye soo (they even met in real life and took a selfie together!)

[sterek-ao3feed]

Take me upstairs and stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60901759

by Anonymous

When Stiles thought about it later, it really was all Lydia’s fault.

Featuring: misunderstandings, flip phones, an AU I've put almost no thought into, and way more feelings than I set out to write. I got the smut in there. Eventually.

Words: 3748, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Allison Argent, Jackson Whittemore, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Melissa McCall

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Thanksgiving shenanagins, This Was a Dare, it was supposed to be a 100 word drabble but 8 hours later here we are, insert guess i'll die meme here, I'm back ten years later with vastly more writing experience this time, and this is dedicated to everyone who will be trapped in a room, with terrible awful relatives tomorrow, godspeed i love you, I'm so glad to not have to deal with that anymore, so here's a lil gift for all the sterek lovers, who need some smut with feelings as a distraction, First Time, Getting Together, Misunderstandings, Comedy of Errors, Minor Melissa McCall/Sheriff Stilinski, Implied Scott McCall/Allison Argent - Freeform, Knotting, Lydia Martin Is So Done, Stiles is a dumbass, in my heart erica and boyd and isaac and cora are also there, which makes this an AU but i have expended literally no effort, to determine which precise canon events didn't happen

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60901759

[nowis-scales]

As the final battle of CF draws nearer…

So too does Koto’s loss of patience with this route…

(Emblems:

❃ = Positive, not a problem

❋ = It is entirely neutral

✾ = It’s a bit negative, but it’s told in a joking way

✿ = It is negative and critical

Remember to filter #Fodlan Fault Finding and #Shut Up About Del as needed!)

✾ Why does what EdeIgard said give me the vibes of Mr. Waternoose from Monsters Inc.?

“I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!”

“There is nothing I would not sacrifice to cut a path to Fódlan’s new dawn!���

“I’ll kill a thousand people before I let these countries remain independent!”

Also, it’s not a sacrifice if you don’t actually care about what you’re getting rid of? Like all you’ve sacrificed here is your school days. Other people fucking died, EdeIgard lol ✾

❋ I know he’s wrong here, at least about her mother, but damn I’m glad he gets to sink his teeth into her a little. It really hasn’t happened for anybody this much in this route, so… good for him, I guess? Would’ve preferred some therapy for him, but I’ll take it? I suppose? ❋

✾ “Your obsession with me is appalling,” EdeIgard says, with the utmost confidence, like she didn’t avoid progressing her war for five years because she missed Byleth, or angrily insist on destroying Rhea for something someone else did to her.

Pot calling kettle black here, Edie ✾

✿ As a villain’s speech, this is fucking awesome.

As a hero’s speech, this is fucking terrible.

Before now I’ve talked about being frustrated with her character writing: the obvious favouritism, the deliberately unclear motivations, the benevolent sexism… but I’ve also talked about how much I love some of her negative character traits. Her self-righteousness makes her scary, her unwillingness to relent shows a determination we don’t always get to see in female characters, and her manipulations are unnerving and intriguing all at the same time.

But this is a speech where she’s just straight up being a dick, and the game’s wobbly foundation for “morally grey hero” really shows here. Three out of four of the things she says here are a jab at his mental illness:

• You’re obsessed with me (I am ignoring the fact that I have participated in traumatizing you.)

• If you were a normal human, you would have died already (I do not think you are strong enough mentally to have survived without your crest.)

• Farewell, King of Delusion (I know some of the things you are saying are not true, but I do not want to consider if any of your words have any value.)

And the thing she says after this is her blaming him for not going along with her plans. If it were peaceful times, like it would be if you just gave up and let me win, then we wouldn’t have this problem.

Like, I cannot read this seriously as a hero’s speech. It’s such a large discrepancy between the rest of the route that I find myself wondering if it wasn’t the same people, or if they just went “oh wait, I just remembered she’s a villain, gotta write something harsh hold on”.

How much you wanna bet that Kusakihara or someone closely affiliated to him got to write this part, because it paints her in a negative light? He is the one who said she’s a villain, after all. Between Hopes and the rest of Crimson Flower, it’s clear that Koei Tecmo did not care what he thought. ✿

✾ (Insert JennaMarbles’s “And who’s fault is that?” meme) ✾

✿ Right. Yeah. That’s what’s happening. Yep. Mmm-hmm.

As you can tell, after her speech, I just don’t have the energy to contend with (vague gestures) whatever this is. ✿

[gillytweed]

Tumblr Ads be like

SIGNS THAT YOU’RE DYING!!

1. Something hurts for no reason

2. Your eyes need to adjust to light when you step outside

3. Breathing

[arizoniia]

i WANTED one night of debauchery with the homies but instead i got a sinus infection and then covid so

[noirandchocolate]

My Job: You have to come back to working at the office at pre-pandemic levels because Covid is over.

My Job Literally Two Minutes Later: Someone who tested positive for Covid was in your area of the building yesterday.

[blueseakelp]

well. it’s in review at least.

[robylovi]

so my math homework just expired

[shikakunaras]

I LOVE the fact that the first suggestion on google to help cure a tension headache is to stop stress. Like. I wouldn’t have a fucking tension headache if I wasn’t stressed. If I wanted advice like this I’d just call my mother.

[just-another-hhazbin]

Sorry you’re feeling like shit man! :( is covid testing fast where you’re at, at least?

Thank you 💜💜💜 It’s decent... usually within 3 days. But that’s if I can even get to a doctor, which between bills from being in and out of the emergency room all summer and some other complications... outlook not great on that. I’m gonna try and just wait it out I think and see if I feel better by the end of the week. 🤷 If not, then maybe I’ll give in and try to go to the doc on Monday.

[sterek-ao3feed]

Take me upstairs and stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60901000

by SilverThroatedNightingale

When Stiles thought about it later, it really was all Lydia’s fault.

 Featuring: misunderstandings, flip phones, an AU I've put almost no thought into, and way more feelings than I set out to write. I got the smut in there. Eventually.

Words: 3748, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Allison Argent, Jackson Whittemore, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Melissa McCall

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Thanksgiving shenanagins, This Was a Dare, it was supposed to be a 100 word drabble but 8 hours later here we are, insert guess i'll die meme here, I'm back ten years later with vastly more writing experience this time, and this is dedicated to everyone who will be trapped in a room, with terrible awful relatives tomorrow, godspeed i love you, I'm so glad to not have to deal with that anymore, so here's a lil gift for all the sterek lovers, who need some smut with feelings as a distraction, First Time, Getting Together, Misunderstandings, Comedy of Errors, Minor Melissa McCall/Sheriff Stilinski, Implied Scott McCall/Allison Argent - Freeform, Knotting, Lydia Martin Is So Done, Stiles is a dumbass, in my heart erica and boyd and isaac and cora are also there, which makes this an AU but i have expended literally no effort, to determine which precise canon events didn't happen

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60901000

[maydei]

.

[mykrokosmos]

@jinbestboy @ccypher3

4/100 days of park jimin ☆ cr. dwellingsouls

[dissociatedpeach]

I really don’t think I can wait 3 weeks to get into this hospital... but I also really can’t go anywhere else that won’t traumatize me more so. What am I supposed to even do

[alstonasylum]

my mom: you know, if you eat like that you’re gonna get fat and no one’s gonna love you ://

me, already struggling with eating: