#( i should be in bed )

[streatfeild]

quick doodle bc while i'm very much pro six being so vain he's horny for maxil, i think this would objectively be funnier

[kittycandyart]

I should really be sleeping rn, but noooo, something in my brain said you must draw the gay lawyers before you do

My favorite one is the first one, I'm happy with how it came out.

[defectivegembrain]

Reasons that Troy and Abed have kissed:

For Abed's college experience checklist

Troy wanted to practice for girls

One of them dared the other to

Filming the Kickpuncher sex scene

Acting out the shadow puppets

Star Wars homage that felt oddly familiar

One of them lost a bet (the bet was between the two of them, whoever lost had to kiss the other)

To show support for LGBTQ rights when Britta was getting really into that

What happens in the dreamatorium stays in the dreamatorium

Making out so you don't look suspicious trope

Sharing gum

Game where they rate each other's technique

Checking if chapstick is needed

Just to try it out just in case but no haha just kidding wasn't that weird dude

It became part of Abed's routine

It might be the last chance

They missed it so so much, they're so glad that wasn't the last chance

They love each other

They don't need to come up with reasons anymore

[very-normal-abt-this]

I want talk about how much love was nonverbally expressed *after* their last conversation in S2 Finale.

Yes, you heard right. AFTER.

Sure, they ended the conversation completely pissed at each other. Broken hearted. But, like in any solid relationship, they don't hold grudges. Only a few short moments later, all the anger is gone from Aziraphale's face, and the only emotions left are: love, longing, fear, regret. He can barely pay attention to Metatron, because he keeps looking out the window at Crowley. I think I counted 7 times of him turning his head to look. And of course, he is close to changing his mind several times. (BTW, I would *kill* to know what thoughts were going through his mind right before he committed to leaving, right before he said "nothing at all" with that fake smile)

And Crowley. Most humans, when they feel they've been rejected and/or abandoned - they slam the door and they leave in a huff! They don't look back, they get in their car, and drive away as fast they can, possibly with a middle finger pointed in the direction of the offending party. (Unless they're the type of person who would stand by the door, cry and beg them to stay, but obviously that behavior could never be exhibited by Crowley).

But Crowley does not leave. He does not even try to hide in his car. He stands there, intentionally on display, waiting and watching. Why? Because either A) He is not viewing this as a rejection and abandonment, but as a [huge] difference of opinion, so he is not reacting like someone who has just been rejected. Or B) he IS viewing it as rejection, but he loves Aziraphale so much that his main priority is still to make sure that the Angel is safe, regardless of their current relationship status. His love for Aziraphale is literally unconditional. Crowley wants to watch him walk into that elevator with his own eyes, and make sure that he's not doing so under duress. Or there is option C) He is standing there defiantly, to communicate his disapproval and disbelief at what Aziraphale is doing, like "I can't believe you're actually doing this, I have to see this shit with my own eyes to believe it." Or option D) He is hoping to influence Aziraphale to change his mind, because he knows that its incredibly hard for Aziraphale to leave him. Standing there to send a message of "I'm still here. Are you really sure you are okay with being separated?" Or maybe even E) A small part of him wondered if he (Crowley) might change his own mind about going, once he saw Aziraphale actually walking toward the elevator, once he saw that it's actually happening.

I don't think it's option C because of Crowley's facial expression and body language after Aziraphale gets in the elevator. I don't see any anger, frustration, disgust, or judgment there. All I see is...utter despondency, numbness, melancholy, hopelessness. So, I'm thinking its a combination of reasons A, B, and D. Maybe a little E.

And, I wondered the same about Aziraphale. As he is walking to the elevator, he is not acting as someone who is angry at their significant other. I imagine that a lot of people who feel angry after a fight, and feel their partner is completely in the wrong - they would walk into that elevator without looking back at the offending party. They might put on the happiest face and try to hide all traces of negative emotions, just to "stick it to them." But Aziraphale does look back at Crowley. And, this last nonverbal communication with his partner is also very intentional; he wants Crowley to know that he is looking at him on purpose (just as Crowley's behavior of standing by the Bentley and watching him leave is very intentional). Aziraphale stops and makes eye contact with Crowley, right before he walks into the elevator. Just as Crowley, he is trying to send a message with that pause and look. What message? A) "I can't believe you're not coming with me, I'm hurt and disappointed in you." B) "I want you to know that it's very hard for me to do this, I'm torn about it, and I'm thinking about you." C) "I just found out very bad news and you're in danger." Or option D) "I just found out very bad news and I'm definitely going to need your help. I'll be back."

My opinion is that its a combo of B, C, and D. I do not think its A, based on Aziraphale's behavior and emotions right after Crowley walked out.

So, to summarize the point I am making - despite their deficits in communicating with words, Aziraphale and Crowley continue communicating their feelings nonverbally. They remain committed to each other, even in the face of the biggest rift they've ever experienced in their relationship. Their behavior shows that their first priority in the relationship is not "to be right" or "to win the argument." Their priorities are - taking care of each other. Letting each other know that, "no matter what happens, I am here, and I'm thinking about you."

Thanks for reading! please leave a comment.

[cutie-chimera]

Getting the hang of the mirror selfie

[inkprovised]

"I hope Junior will like it."

[rainintheevening]

Sitting here, once again gutted by the Kenobi show, and all I can think over and over is: He loves him. Obi-Wan loves Anakin and he never ever stops. "I loved you," he said, but the past-tense never actually happens. A decade later, even as he fights him (again), even as he wounds him (again), even as he stands above him, listening to him fight for every breath, he loves him, he loves him, he loves him. It radiates off Obi-Wan, in his tears, in his voice.

When he looks Leia in the eyes, and tells her the little kernel of truth he can, he speaks of Anakin and his voice shakes. And his heart aches. Because he loves Anakin so much, and he loves Leia, and he loves Luke, and he loves the little fragments of Anakin he sees in them, and he loves them, for their own sake, but there's no denying it's that Skywalker blood that connects with his in ways only the Force truly understands.

That love is tempered, folded in burnished steel, over and over and over again, till it is a blade, used with care, used with precision. Used till the arm that wields it is old, and tired, and pragmatic. Used until a sword is needed no more. (And in the end, that sword will break the chains. Though in the end, another hand will strike the final blow.)

It's a simple fact, and the galaxy turns on it. Obi-Wan Kenobi will never stop loving Anakin Skywalker. He loves him, he loves him, he loves him.

The tragedy is that Anakin loved him back.

The triumph is that Anakin will love him again.

[riality-check]

inspired by this tweet, and here’s part 1 if you haven’t seen it yet!

Sure enough, Eddie lets the door slam against the wall an hour later. "Wayne, I'm home!" 

"Hi, kid," Wayne says, much calmer. 

Steve doesn't say anything. Just sits on the couch and waits, his eyes boring a hole into the floor. 

"I finally got the solo down for the song I was telling you about." Eddie lets his bag drop on to the table with a loud thud. Wayne doesn't miss how Steve jolts. "So once we sort out the bassline, we'll be-" 

Eddie turns around and sees Steve on the couch. 

"-fine," Eddie finishes, letting his hands fall to his sides. "Steve, how long have you been here?" 

"An hour." 

"Oh." Eddie looks at Wayne, confusion plain on his face. 

Wayne raises his eyebrows. Talk to him. He wanted you, not me. 

Eddie nods. "What do you need?" 

Steve looks up for the first time. Wayne fought the kid to get him cleaned up, so the split lip looks better. Couldn't do much about the black eye, though. 

Wayne watches the color drain out of Eddie's face.

"Shit, Stevie-" 

Wayne shoots Eddie a look, a mix of Careful and Stevie? 

Eddie glances back at him. I know and later. 

He slows down and sits next to Steve, keeping his hands on his lap. "Did they-" 

"I go back for the rest of it in the morning," Steve says blankly, like he's reciting something. 

"Okay," Eddie says. He looks back at Wayne. 

What do I do? 

Wayne glances at Eddie's hands, then at Steve. What do you think? 

Eddie puts an arm around Steve and lets him bury his head into his shoulder. 

Wayne looks between the two of them. What's the deal? 

Eddie stares back. I think you know. 

Wayne has to agree. He thinks he knows a few things between the way Steve is so comfortable in Eddie's arms and the way Steve hasn't mentioned going home once tonight. 

A glance between Eddie and Steve's black eye. How long have you known? 

Eddie won't meet Wayne's eyes. Wayne knows what that means. 

Too long. 

They'll talk about it in the morning. They'll talk about all of it in the morning.

But for now? Wayne just has to be here for both of these boys. Both of his boys, now, it seems.

[yourlocalmechanism-dr-carmilla]

Gay = Nastya

Abortion = Jonny

Slut = Tim

Big dick = Ashes (ironiocally)

[emelinstriker]

☆ Playing Monkey King VR ☆

That episode is still engraved in my head with how much the game MK was playing looked like an actual game one could play irl, and I'm still salty about how it's not an actual game.

Also my hyperfixation picked these three for these headcanons- And I'm aware about how the game is implied to have been created by Wukong himself, but we shall ignore that fact for a sec-

☆ ~ Headcanons ~ ☆

☆ Sun Wukong

>His ego just skyrocketed and won't be coming back to earth for a long time; may Buddha have mercy on your poor soul

>Expect him to watch you play everytime with a smug grin

>You can clearly see his tail swish around happily whenever he sees you react to one of the Sun Wukong character sprites (Especially towards the images of him being buffer than usual)

>You know how the game's Wukong would keep stopping the game's MK just to give him a bunch of tips and tutorials? He's actually doing that to you while you're playing, but with a lot more telling on what exactly he wants you to do (Backseat gamer smh)

>"Go back! Go back! You ran past an important quest item for the endgame!"

>Will distract you a lot by leaning into you from the side or from behind, or wrapping his tail around you in the middle of a battle

>You're struggling with a boss (cuz of him distracting you lmao)? Hand him your controller, right fucking now, he'll use his knowledge to beat the shit out of them for you

>Don't get your hopes up of him doing minigames and puzzles for you however, he absolutely sucks at even those easy-level ones

>If the game has a PvP mode and you have a second controller, expect him to want to duel you just to show off

>You can distract him by scratching his fur or touching his tail in the middle of it as revenge though

☆ Macaque

>Bro would be so salty if he sees you play this game it's not even funny

>He was actually thinking you were talking to the actual Sun Wukong when he heard his voice coming from your living room

>Once you give him a description of the game, it doesn't exactly lower his saltiness over you playing a game based on his nemesis and his successor

>"Why do you not have the option to fight Wukong?"

>"Be happy this isn't a dating sim, Mac..."

>"...The fuck is that supposed to mean"

>I would highly suggest playing whenever your monkey's out of house just to avoid the risk of him deleting the game from your console- It was a paid game after all with roughly 10 hours of playtime on your save file

>You can't tell me he isn't a master at any puzzle at any given difficulty. He could do all puzzles for you!

>Doesn't mean he would

>Jk, he would solve them when you're not looking or when he's bored- or even reluctantly with you if you beg enough cuz he loves you too much

>That doesn't stop him from either leaving you with a clone or spy at your gameplay as a shadow when he got time

>Unironically enjoys watching you play and beat up all those enemies with a smile

>Will deny it if you ask him if he's been watching you play from the shadows

☆ MK

>Excited noodle boy

>Would try to figure out if there's a way to co-op the story quest part

>ABSOLUTELY will play it himself when you introduce the game to him; I mean, it's about Monkey King??

>WILL gush about his hero, Monkey King, despite being his successor

>Will be lowkey annoyed if you refuse to skip cutscenes and are actually listening in on the tutorials and stories- It's evident by his constant whining and groaning

>But it's all good, he could never stay mad at you over it!

>You actually have to pry the controller away from his grasp from time to time- He will not stop to take a break until this boss is down!

>Dear gods, he's been playing for like 12 hours straight now, please knock him out and get him to bed- He won't be beating the boss like this

>Has a lot of fun doing easy-level minigames and puzzles, but does struggle with puzzles later on so you better help him

>"I'm getting the hang of this! But why isn't the strongest skill in the game working on this guy??"

>"The tutorial literally tells you to counter him, dummy"

>"Ugh! Why does it keep healing itself?? It should've died like half an hour ago!"

>"If only you read the boss description at the start of the battle..."

> Link to Masterlist <

[sunleaffe]

this is extremely late for xiao's bday but happy bday to my beloved dps main since 2021 <3

this is also a redraw of this (sort of) (the only similarity is the pose)

[criminal-sen]

they're just having fun (kenpachi has been reported MIA, a search has been initiated) :3

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Time for Book 2!

I'm not traumatised yet, but I am contemplating starting a Shi Mei is Shit fanclub.

[popcorn-plots]

I SHOULD BE IN BED BUT INSTEAD I'M CRYING OVER RAYMOND HOLT AND KEVIN COZNER

[garrywantspasta]

WIP

[yuriinadress]

Boob grab