#( headcanon;; Killian)

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Charming: *mumbling in latin*

Hook: for the last time, i'm not a demon and you can't exorcize me.

Charming: worth a try.

[justanoasisimagines]

Jealously Headcanons

Hey lovelies back with another jealously Headcanon. My requests ar open and you can find my guidlines pinned on the top of the page! Credit to cafekitsune for the banner and the divider

❀Killian will admit he's a possessive person. If you're his then you're his. Plan and simple. He wants people to know you're together so they're aware you're off limits.

❀He knows you're beautiful, an alluring little siren. He's heard your song himself. With that being said, it doesn't give anyone the right to attempt to attempt to steal you away from him.

❀Kilian is not afraid to confront anyone. He doesn't want anyone flirting with you whether it's verbal or touching. He cannot stand when someone brushes their hand over your back or wraps an arm around your waist. You are not theirs to touch like that.

❀Killian has two forms of confrontation. The first he approaches them with his usual confident self. Many find his presence intimidating enough and some scapper off. However, some people are brazen enough to stick around. Naturally, Killian uses his charm and wit to passively get the individual away from you.

❀Killian's sarcastic and nonchalant, underneath it's bothering him. Most of the time, it's enough to get them to leave. Sometimes the individual when they realise you're with Killian.

❀The second approach is much more direct. It usually occurs when Killian notices the individual is not backing off When they've laid their hands on you. Killian is more direct. He's threatening as he warns the individual off.

❀Killian's not afraid to get in a physical fight with someone who doesn't know how to respect you. They will learn to respect you one way or another.

❀He likes to remind people you two are very much together every once and a while. Killian finds enjoyment in it.

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Headcanons for being in the throuple with Killian and Charming...

The sex. Oh god the sex.

It's so good like mind-imploding, body trembling, toes curling good.

Every time the three of you have sex, there's always something new and god, how does it get better every time?

A little healthy competition is the answer to that. The two of them compete to see who can make you moan the loudest, orgasm the hardest...

Killian's great with his mouth and David's great with his hands.

They're both kinky as hell. You expected it from Killian but David surprised you.

Killian has a breeding kink, rough/bdsm kink, he likes making you beg, likes teasing you.

David likes to have a hand around your neck, likes teasing you and denying you orgasms; he likes how whiny and annoyed you get. He soon develops a breeding kink after watching how turned on you get with Killian. He likes watching the two of you as well and then once Killian's finished, he smirks and makes some joke about how now he'll show you what a good time actually is.

They're both incredibly kind and sweet to you.

Adjusting to life as a throuple has it's struggles but you navigate them together. They understand that you need time alone, with them both and with them separate so they plan out a schedule but it doesn't need to be followed completely. Just a guide but if you feel differently on the day, that's okay with them.

David takes you out for coffee after work. Holding hands as you walk through the town, laughing and leaning on his broad shoulders. He's sweet and charming and will kiss your forehead so gently that you just melt every time. When he kisses you, you go weak at the knees and your heart races.

Killian takes you out on the sea at the weekends, always bringing you a fun adventure. He'll dance with you on the deck and kiss you fast and hard and god you could do that all day.

Going out to dinner with the two of them, having a few drinks and singing in the streets as you stagger home (David ends up having to take care of the two of you the next morning as you nurse bad hangovers).

The two of them would do anything for you; no matter what. If it meant keeping you safe, they'd go to extreme lengths.

[what-a-gracious-child]

Nikolai and Brandon from God of Fury

Strange head-canons which have been rattling around my head since my 3rd re-read:

After spending more time together, Brandon and Gareth become strangely good friends.

He is the first person Gareth comes out too, before Killian.

Glyn forces Levi to take Killian golfing with him when he goes one year, and they both enjoy it. Their relationship get better after that, not perfect but better.

Nikobran go on lots of double dates with everyone.

Mia and Brandon managed to get Landon and Nikolai to agree to a mini golf dates once, which ended up with Landon pushing Nikolai in a pond, They stop trying after that.

They have a large fish tank with lots of different fish, all bought by Niko.

Nikolai has 2nd degree burns on his hands and wrist from burning eggs while Brandon was working out on the balcony of their penthouse and he was not paying attention. He has no regrets.

Landon, Brandon and Glyn have a Thursday night standing dinner reservation. They do get closer.

Brandon officiates Landon's and Mia's wedding, since they both wanted him in their wedding party.

Landon is Brandons best man and Jeremy is Nikos best man. They all make an agreement to be civil for the day.

They both like the side of the bed closer to the winder and has become a running joke to see which of them gets to bed first.

It's also a tradition they both love that when Nikolai comes back from work, the first thing Brandon says is "Hello dear, have you done anything I wouldn't approve of today?" and Niko will respond "Who, me?".

When they do eventually have children, they adopt 3 beautiful girls.

They do decide they don't want to raise children in the US, with their questionable school safety, so they move to England and Niko heads the Europe branch of the family business.

They has a big exhibitionist kink.

The future

When they do eventually have children, they adopt 3 beautiful girls.

They do decide they don't want to raise children in the US, with their questionable school safety, so they move to England and Niko heads the Europe branch of the family business, along with Gareth.

Jeremy and Cecily have 1 girls, then 1 boy.

Landon and Mia have 2 boys.

Killian and Glyndon decide not to have children, and become the fun aunts and uncles.

Creighton and Annika have 2 boys and 1 girl.

Eli and Ava have 1 girl, whose a massive Daddy's girl.

Look, these are just my silly opinion and doesn't mean anything so don't get offended!

[happy-emmdings]

It’s fluff hours!!💓🥺

Emma painting Killian’s nails based on @dykelilypage’s wholesome headcanon that still lives in my head.

[driedupeyeballs]

Ik I’m behind as hell but I’m catching up…

I did a silly for this!

Day 14 is Kalim, who Ive edited every card art of. So, I found the first edit I did for him, and redid it!

First is from May, second is current!

[sanityshorror]

Happy 149th birthday, Julius!!!!

& Merry Christmas (Eve), everyone!!! Sorry this is flat color, otherwise I wouldn't have finished it on time but oh well, I wanted to make sure I did something for his birthday this year. Julius is having a cozy, happy birthday night (& anniversary with Killian, and Christmas Eve - it's a busy day for him!) This will probably be my last illustration of 2023. 2024 is going to be a big year with quite a few major projects releasing. Thank you to all and every one of the fans, old and new, who have gotten me this far - and have brought Julius to such a crazy height of a well recognized pasta in less than two years!! I'm looking forward to the publication of the splatterpunk (extreme horror) book, the Dressmaker from Hell, releasing May 27, 2024 - the 2 year anniversary of the creepypasta story being posted. The creepypasta was fun to write but Julius is so much more with such a story to tell...and it's all going to be told in Hellbound, releasing one year from today!

Love y'all!

[poisonappleeater]

OUAT 2024 HCs

Hook has a thirst trap tiktok

so does Emma💀

Belle is an INSUFFERABLE vegan still love her tho xx

Rumple was an anti-masker during covid b/c it “restricted his power”

Henry is the biggest Percy Jackson nerd and goes on rants to his grandparents and moms about it and they get bored so fast but it’s cute anyway

Zelena is on watertok and has a stanley and she has all the syrups and powders and stuff. Regina thinks she’s stupid asf for it ofc

Regina asks Emma how the hell to work tiktok so she can monitor what Henry is doing

Ruby is a furry n has the cutest fursuit actually

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: You fight your enemies. I fall in love with them. We are not the same. Killian: [smirks] Regina: She’s not talking about you. Killian: Actually- Emma: She's right.

[musky-potato]

Kisses

Where they'd usually kiss their wives (aside of the back of their hands and lips).

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Iske Van Omerta

Cheeks, temples, eyelids, nose

I'd imagine him to be one who's fond of giving a gentle few pecks to Ruby's cheeks. A kiss to her hands or lips is plenty normal. But at times, when he finds her to be adorable or he's currently in the mood to tease her, he'd usually go for her cheeks and temple, sometimes even a light peck to the small of her nose to trigger a slight flush to her cheeks. A kiss to her eyelids was often done moments after he was awakened first in the morning as he looked for Ruby on his side, who's still deep into her sleep. He'd stay still, all quiet, as he observed her face. Sometimes smiling in fond amusement at the slight twitch on her nose or low mumbling of words as he waits for a while before begrudgingly forcing himself to leave the warmth of hers to finally attend to his duties for the day.

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Killian Rudwick

Temple, forehead, hair, ears

A kiss to either one of the shells of his wife's ears whenever he is in the mood to tease her. Something that's akin to a newly found habit of Killian that first started right after he found out that his wife's ear is one of her (if not most) sensitive spots, before talking to her in a low, sensual voice just to get a rise out of her. Kisses on the forehead or temple, meanwhile, were usually given as an affectionate greeting from him whenever they encountered each other while attending to each of their own duties within the manor. Though the kisses on her temple were specifically, more often than not, were usually accompanied by a tight hug and tend to linger longer than the former.

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Masterlist

[creepypasta-meh-dudes]

Do you take requests?

If you do, I wanna ask for Cian x Devlin headcanons!

(I was actually saving to answer this for your b-day so HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

Cian x Devlin Headcanons WAHAHAHOOOOO

Devlin is Cian's short(ER) king lol

These two cannot be separated for too long or go without calling eachother for more than a day

The PDA goes crazy

Hand holding is a must for Cian

Devlin is less aggressive with PDA, but in private....Cian needs to pull out the spray bottle

Devlin: GET THAT PHAT ASS ON THE COUCH WITH ME, NOW.

Cian: "I'M STILL MAKING DINNER. JEEZ."

Seriously though, Devlin can be aggressive in private. It doesn't bother Cian though cause- y'know- size difference. But still loves Devlin.

Their contacts for eachother are "Malewife" and "ShortHubby"

(it's a joke lol, they don't call eachother that irl)

Whenever they argue, they're better at TALKING it out rather than BEATING THE EVER LOVING CRAP out of eachother like 2 other people that live with them.

Your honor, the defendants, are in fact, very much in a loving and healthy relationship.

LKJOFHUHFOFBFOF

*Bang bang* ORDER IN THE HELLCREW COURT. YOU ANIMALS.

Devlin sleeps on the right side of the bed, Cian sleeps on the left

They've done some really gross things in front of eachother, so being in the bathroom at the same time doesn't really bother them lol. A lot of things just don't phase them in the relationship

They aren't married yet, but if they were, Devlin would probably propose?

They don't feel the need to speak words to eachother, sometimes they can just.....be. y'know?

That's all I have for now! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!

(Characters originally by @sanityshorror and @scarfaxia)

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Hook: I love making short jokes about the crocodile.

Hook: They go right over his head.

Rumple: Fuck you.

[glittter-skeleton]

OUAT smoking hc from me and my friends

cuz we noticed nobody smokes in this darn show which is not how what would go

Emma: She smokes whatever’s the cheapest in the nearest grocery store. Blue camel blue-type bitter ugly stuff. She’s been smoking for a while she does not care anymore. Couldn’t really hide it from Henry on the drive over and didn’t care enough to, so he knows. But eventually she does start putting them out anytime he catches her. Henry’s not impressed.

Regina: Fancy rich lady menthol thins. A blessing of the modern world. She’s discreet about in and only ever does it outside but it’s a habit. Emma finds out eventually and they take smoke breaks together during planning sessions. Switch cigs once and both come away from it with distain.

Snow: Took a drag once. Fainted.

Charming: Took a drag once. Also fainted.

Rumple: Has been smoking the same cigar for the last five years as a lil treat

Belle: Lacey smoked so when she gained her memories she had to deal with a nicotine addiction. Wore patches and stuff and quit.

Neal: Same shit are Emma but quit in New York only to start up again in Neverland. (The bums tobacco of of Hook. Hook does it Very begrudgingly cuz his boy shouldn’t be smoking)

Hook: Carries a pipe around with his flask. His preferred sin is alcohol but he does whip it out if he has the time. It’s in mint condition cuz 1) it has to be if you’ve ever known a pipe smoker 2) it’s killian he’s Like That. Has tried harder stuff in his days, of course. Tried to quit when he was planning on parenting Neal. That didn’t pan out. The tobacco he keeps in the Jolly Roger was what saved Emma in Neverland cuz she only had like half a pack when they left and Regina refuses to magic in anything other than her darn menthol thins. She used up like a fifth of his savings to make her own bunch for the trip. After returning funds out smoking indoors is not a thing people do now so he switches to bumming cigs of Emma to keep up with the speed of her smoke breaks. Eventually just buys whatever Emma prefers (but just a tad pricier) to be able to offer her one at any time. Still indulges the pipe but like… as a treat now.

Graham: Blue Winston with a button for just a tiny kick on his miserable life.

Grumpy: The only person Emma can bum the “good stuff” off

Ruby: Cherry starter cigs, obviously. It’s chapman where I live but idk if that translates for u people. And weed, obviously

Robin: Only when he had the means to. Grew the wrong plant one time so now he’s more into rolling a joint when he has the time. He doesn’t know it’s what that is tho.

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Headcanons for being a mermaid and falling for Killian Jones...

headcanons for Killian Jones falling for a mermaid!reader

You've heard the stories of the infamous 'Captain Hook', you're taught to fear him, to hide from him so for years, you did... until one day you're lounging on a rock hidden from view and you see a ship pull into the harbour.

On the side in cursive letters is written Jolly Roger and you know who the Captain is.

Your heart beats fast and you go to leave but then you catch a glimpse of him.

He's young and... handsome? Surely that wasn't him but as you floated closer, you realised that he was indeed the Captain.

He wasn't at all like the stories your father used to tell you. He wasn't seven foot tall with a beard down to his navel or a scowl. Yes, he had a hook for a hand, hence the name, but as you got closer you could hear laughter... his laughter, the crew's laughter. He wasn't mean, he wasn't angry... he was... funny? You watched him for a long time as he spoke to his crew, laughing with them. You watched as he left his ship, the way he charmed the ladies at the dock... He was normal.

You dive underwater and swim away quickly with your mind reeling.

Sleep doesn't come easy for a few days after that. You find yourself obsessing over the mysterious Captain. He seemed so normal, minus the hook for a hand. He seemed so nice, so friendly...

You asked your father again about him. Your father eyed you suspiciously but you tell him that you'd heard rumours of his kindness. Your father shakes his head.

"It's all an act," your father tells you, "smooth as silk but as soon as someone wrongs him... he won't hesitate. You stay away from the water's edge, you stay away from that ship."

But you couldn't.

For weeks, you find yourself breaking the water's surface to follow the ship from afar, watching with keen eyes. You're taught to hate pirates yet... why did your heart skip a beat every time you see him?

You stay hidden when you're floating nearby, always listening and smiling at his stupid jokes.

You don't tell your father or anyone for that matter, you keep it a secret.

You don't dare let him see you but there are a few times where he glances into the sea and he swears he saw the flicker of a mermaid tail.

headcanons for Killian Jones falling for a mermaid!reader - continuation

[bucket-barnes]

Memories: Harry Hook

(That’s right, I’ve done it again, this time in my psych class. Have fun)

Harry has a few memories of his mother. He remembers her watching as his dad taught him to sword fight, how she always called him “kiddo”… and how she was the only person he ever heard say “I love you”

Harry was six when he started hearing things. It started small, hearing someone call his name when no one was there, hearing clock ticking when he wasn’t anywhere near his family’s shop…but then he started seeing things too. As he got older the voices became louder and the visions more clear, he’d always seem out of it, his maniacal laughter scaring people away and seeming unable to focus…but then there was Uma. Uma wasn’t afraid of him, she trusted him, she saw him as an ally, someone to be kept around…Harry liked having Uma around

Harry was ten when his mother died…sickness, a terrible way to go, really. He would always sit with mother while she lied in bed, he’d always tell her about what was happening that day, sometimes even bring her back a little gift that he “bought” from Jafar’s junk shop. His favorite thing he ever got her was a little pocket watch, it was damaged and stuck at 11:30, but it had a little design engraved on the back… a swan craning out it’s neck, surrounded in a frame of vines and roses, he always loved that watch

The day his mother died, Harry sat with her and told her about what happened that day, how he and Uma pulled a prank on Cruella deville and didn’t get caught, how Harriet beat up a guy who called Captain Hook weak, and how he even saw a little dove by the docks…though that one wasn’t real, just him seeing things again. When his mother died, Harry saw his father cry for the first time, Harriet tried so hard to shield him from everything, but there was no hiding him from that. Harry hugged his father tight and tried to tell him it’s ok and that everything will be alright, just like Harriet would do for him…but then the voices came, and it wasn’t just whispering, they were loud and saying terrible things, it eventually got so bad he had to let go of his father and sit in his room with his sisters until it got silent again

Harry was eleven when he gained a reputation. Harriet always told him that if the voices got bad to go find her, but Harry added an extra step, if the voices got bad…play it up, laugh, smile, whatever, just act insane so people stay out of the way. Harry had gained the reputation of “Hook’s psycho son” though that didn’t stop his classmates from giving him heart eyes, so he also became the Isle’s heartbreaker, which wasn’t necessarily a bad reputation to have once he got a little older. Always feared, or a fantasy

Harry was sixteen when the hallucinations were at their worst. Everyday there were visions of violence and carnage, and the voices…the voices were the worst part, always yelling, always saying horrible, horrible things. Harry’s day always started with whatever strange medications Harriet found on the barges, and ended with him throwing up over the edge of the lost revenge. Uma and Gil would always stay close to him, tell him when what he was seeing was or wasn’t real, guide him away from prying eyes when the visions and voices got bad, and would help sell the act of his insanity…he had a reputation to keep up after all. One voice always stood out from the others, it wasn’t loud or vicious, it was soft and gentle…always saying “I love you”, it was the one voice Harry didn’t mind…reminded him of his mother

Harry was eighteen when he joined his father for a drink. He had indulged plenty of times, always with Uma and the rest of the crew, but never with his father. Harry’s vision of his father had been shattered long ago after he caught his father three bottles deep, swearing him out for a menagerie of things he did or didn’t do through mournful cries, though Harry didn’t really hold it against him…he knew his father was just trying to numb the pain of well, everything. The barrier has been down for a few months and Harry was getting overwhelmed, Auradon was a lot to take in and the hallucinations weren’t helping. On a crisp autumn night, Harry went down to the Jolly Rodger, sat down next to his father, and took a swig of rum. The two men talked through the night, about Auradon, Harry’s visions and the voices in his head, and about all the things Hook tried to numb, the pain of losing his wife, the pain of his oldest daughter growing up to fast, the pain of his only son hearing and seeing things that weren’t there, and the pain of his youngest daughter never truly knowing her mother.

That night, Harry barely slept, his mind was rattled by the rum and the voices were so loud, and yet, he could still here one… “I love you”

[do-you-ship-this-taz-ship]

Propaganda: im gonna be real i just genuinely want to know if people still ship this. because this WAS a thing. at LEAST two people shipped it. Clint made a joke in crystal kingdom about Killian having a crush on Johann and writing it in her diary, and she blushes iirc. there was a whole jumbotron of a couple who called themselves Killian and Johann.