#( god this is too cute helppppp )

[stgosupremacy]

Gou fully accepting with the whole hand on heart stop 💀 💀 💀

ok ash blushing was cute tho 😂 I love how delia asks goh this and ash just pleads her to stop LMAO 😭

"They look like they make a good team."

"I agree. "

Coming from Burnet and Kukui I thought this so so cute?? 🎉💍 🥺🥺

"You know Ash, he can be unpredictable sometimes. You can handle that, right?"

GOD I love mallow for questioning him LMAOOO especially the 'you can handle that, right?' killed me 😭

Everybody asking Goh to look after Ash is literally the cutest thing STOP KIAWAE NOT YOU TOO 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 and goh just accepting like no hesitation lmao

I feel like this alola episode was everyone seeing if goh was a good fit for ash and I genuinely could see this happening 😂

can i note in this last one the dub changed it to

"And you can be sure I'll take care of Ash in the future!"

BRO 💀 IN THE FUTURE HELPPPPP

Either way I love how he went out of his way to just remind Ash's mom like yeah I've got your son btw he's in safe hands 😍💖💯

Literally Ash's mom and his friends are routing for them so 🙌🙌 I AM TOO

(I will not forget about that photo of Goh and Ash on Delias mantelpiece like she clearly loves him 😭)

I've captured them in the pictures but there's this little star emote thing that shows up when he talks to Ash's mum about taking care of Ash in the first and last scenes on this post, I just thought it was a funny notice xx 😂

[zeroducks-2]

Has anyone made a compilation of Barry being put in compromising position be it in a cover or in the issue itself? I'm trying to see something. For research.

Making a thorough compilation of every time Barry was put in a compromising position is just impossible because it happens in EVERY SINGLE STORY. There are some worse than others sure, but sometimes it's so diffuse that you can't go five pages without seeing him tied up suggestively, or held down sensually, or chained in a very kinky way.

I'm going to mostly focus on covers here because even just one single issue would make me fill tumblr's imagine limit lmao

Starting with this one cause it cracks me up. Digger isn't even the antagonist in that one. And baby looks so cute I mean look at him 🥺

The other speedster is August, AKA Godspeed. There's quite a few instances in Lightining Strikes Twice in which it gets very rapey between them.

like here.

Pretty sure if this was a vertigo edition, rape would have been implied even more heavily.

Here's another for the series "Barry being carried around by people". Adam was a gentleman with him anyway so compromising but for once not rapey!

Some Coldflash had to be included in the collection of course.

This storyline is pretty fun, here have a panel:

Sandoval draws him too bulky but GOD HE'S SO CUTE CHAINED UP NHGBJGHN

This one is from Venditti's run and guys I promise the ENTIRE issue is chock full of rapey scenes. Look at this shit

Why is he tied up with his legs spread open helppppp

This one is with Tarpit. Unexpected. But why tf not am I right (Santa does not approve of your bullshit Tarpit)

And of course I couldn't skip the gangbang cover of Gorilla Warfare.

Finishing up with some Eobarry because I can't not include some Eobarry, panel from The Flash Age. I am not too fond of the artstyle here, but something about this panel is just perfect. They look frozen in time. And they also look like they're having se-

[sunnychuuya]

Cutely sobs knowing om nearing the end of sally face

I finished it.

Hey so guess who's looking up a toturoail

Whys the screen so fuckn dark

Me when I forget my lefts and rights do I start going never eat soggy waffles

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I DID THAT LAST NIGHT

"we are the shadows of a sleepless dream" fucking banger line??

I cannor handle seeing Diane rn I'm gonna sob

H9LY SHIT SUCH COOL ARTSTYLE

Guys I don't actually think I like the cult I kinda died cuz of them !!

having thr t

Guys this is not girlpop

ash wt Oh yirl WHAT THE FHELL DONT DOT AHT

GUYS I JUST TOLD MT FRIEND THIS DOESNT HAVE GRAPHIC SEWERSLIDE FUCK

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

ARE WE JUST GONNA FUCKING

BRUSH PAST THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK

THE FUCK FUCK THE FUCK SHIT?!

-"how many loved ones will you kill to save the world. What will be Left worth saving" crying sobbing screaming throwing up

Also am I hallucinating or was that not grammatically correct

No it was

It just doesn't sound like it

"They deserve happiness after all the shit they've been through" me when the entirety of this fucking game

"Do you.. do you think anyone could ever love me like they love each other?" I'm gonna bawl my fucking eyes out sal you're amazign

STOP.

THIS IS NOT FAIR.

NOT THE MEMEORY COMING FROM THE FUCKING BOTTLW

THTA WAS LIKE THE WORST LARRY COULDVE DONE IT TOO

God

Fucking damnit

Larry was sposed to move in with them.. they were sposed to be happy.. nghehhe

NOT THE FUCKING CORPSES

SHIT

QHY

Hmm. Another textbook case of: I hate the characyer until they fucking die tragically

Sal no we're not defending her she still kinda ducked

WHAT THE FUCK

HAH?!

Woah ghsotie arm

Cofnused as shit ngl and this music is terrfyding

oh no! Why is everyone gone!

Giving "why is boss music playing" vibes

UHH GUYS FUCKKKK

SHIT THIS FAME COLLECTING ART STYLES LIKE POKEMON

stop. I love this. So cool.

Yea I don't quite like that. Kinda uhh sus thats like the things that humans grow in in movies

cutely Google safe combination

FUCKKK BRO THE REASON KENNY SHOT SAL IS BC OF THE PROPHECY THING... DAMN GOOD THING HE SUCKS AT SHOOTIJG PPL TOO (the like 300 ppl who died:)

Wait what Jim's latter

JumPSACRW

Guys! Thats so not girlypop!

What rhe fuck!

"You killed them" NO SHIT?!

Me after game over immesirlat

Oh wow thats so cute murder great

CHAT MY CONTEOLLERA DYOPEED AORKING HELPPPPP

OH KENNWTH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOE WHYXDID YOU GOOPIE

MA BOY LARRY WHY U LOOK LIKE THAT 😭 💀

guys oop I apparently missed the thing where u see sal get shot lmao

Its fine I already knew what happened

I just looked it up and what the florp bro

chat I hate this like they all die and they can't even live happily ever after in the afterlife its just not fair.

YAYAYYAYA GHODT GUITAR

Hol up- lemme clean my glasses for this.

"eat mt ass, you red eyed birch!" ILY larry

TRAVIS LWTS FUCKING GO

YES

UES

YES

FUCK

LETS FUCKING GooooOOOOOOOO

WAIT SHIT DID JE JSUT DIE 💀

...

Fuck.

ITS NOR WORKFING

Yeah okay I knew it wouldn't be thst easy but. One can hope.

AHHHHH PIXEL SAL

Yeee guitar blasts

Pew

Pew

FUCK YOU CANT GO FROM SILLY PIXEL SAL TO

EVERYONE WE LOVE IS DEAD BRUTALLY

I diedieidid

Chat have we considered I suck at video games

I just died 3 tomes in a row

fifth death (end me)

I DIDING IT

Oh fuk pixem sal

WHY IS MY ARM GOING NUMB

SAL UR SPOSED TO POSSES ASH NOT ME

NOT THE GREATEST TIME LOWKEY TRYNA PLAY THE GAME

Ooh chairs

Oh duck that scared me

God damnit Terrence

SHUT UP THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING COOL

When I started playing sally face, would I ever have thought I would be whisper screaming "VOMIT YOUR BALLS TERRENCE!" at 12 37 am, he'll fucking no. But it happened.

This is why I am unloved.

What da fuck

Polyrgorns

THE FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE

GLITCHY SAL

Uhh I don't like how the teeth skin is closing in

UNBELEIVILBLY HYPE

Sal really said with the power of music and friendship

wdym it don't feel like over

LARRY DOUBLED DIED WHAY THE FUCK

"Maybe we see him again someday. On the other side of oblivion. If there is such a place." then it just fades out. This game is absolutely amazing.

I love it but it also lowkey felt so incomplete

Like

Idk the ending felt a little fast.

like very satisfying but it felt rlly fast.

But also sf2 is a thing in progress I know

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[vyrxz]

Heyy I just started Dragon Raja a few months ago and I lovved it 😫💗 !! And because I’m a bisexual simp I was wondering if you can do a headcanon for the couple nono and ceaser where they are in a poly relationship w/ g/n reader like imagine being hot w/ your hot fiancée and fiancé’s 😩😩💖. Y’all doin a amazing job keEp GoiNg u can do this 😚💗💗

HELP I DIDN'T NOTICE THISSS :((

im an unmotivated author, BUT YEAHH HEADCANONS BABYYYYYY

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suggestive themes up ahead, but no smut yall, never im a child of christ!! (totally)

this is probably some scenarios rather than hc, sorry yall

let's pray first yall, sa ngalan ng ama, ng anak, ng espiritu santo amen.

since nono is like a bit harsh most of the time, and probably is busy with being a senior stuff and having no time to look in relationships, she probably agreed on having reader in the relationship (caeser's literally horny most of the time when it includes relationship)

caeser intitiating the request

"nono, i know your my fiancée, but you have to take in consideration in what i am about to say."

nono sighs knowing she had no choice but to listen to her fiancée's blabbering. she initiated a sign for him to elaborate.

"so, remember that new s-rank?"

"the one with luminous at that time they called off the alarm for a 'dragon'?"

"yeah, have you ever looked at them and think what if th-"

nono already seen this coming.

"-ey're so cute that they're in a relationship with us"

. . .

both caeser and nono convincing [reader] to be in a poly relationship

caeser

he's probably the type to send letters with chocolates and roses CAUSE HES A PUS-

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"ehhhh???!?!?"

[reader] turned to finger once again flabbergasted.

"finger. you CANNOT believe what happened again. caeser sent one of his letters again-"

and with that finger took the chocolate and ate it,

"just say yes broski, if he's doing it, nono agrees."

[reader] looked at him baffled.

"i digress!-"

. . . a week later

nono

she's face to face when convincing you to join them probably cause she may have badussy, but she aint a puss-

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"you are my junior, yet i find myself to fancy you too. will you accept this token from me and caeser to be in our relationship?"

"wh- hah.. hahaha... i- i'll think.."

[reader] accepts the token, and runs away straight to finger. leaving a confused nono but a bit cocky because she wasn't a pussy, she talked to [reader] not send letters.

"i told you didn't i??????"

"yeah yeah, fuck you. here's your 20,000 gold. you win the bet!"

🎺knee momints with caeser salad

BRO. this man looks fucking dominant, but i swear to god. he's probably sub, or a switch HELPPPPP.

agree or disagree 🤨

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caeser comes in the dorm without knocking looking helpless. (like lustfilled helpless.)

"wh- hey! i told you i didn't want you going in again without knocking on th-"

[reader] gets cut off by a rough kiss. caeser never ever has looked so helpless. he missed the warmth of his other fiancée. moreover now his other fiancée was busy.

"mm-" [reader] raised a brow, they couldn't help it. caeser letting out a whimper? a submissive noise? THE caeser himself??

after a while, [reader] breaks off the kiss. but ever so gently caressed caeser's face before standing up from their chair and kissing anywhere, but not on his lips.

caeser was getting a little impatient, but also enjoying it. he would let out whimpers from time to time.

as much as they both liked it, [reader] stopped.

"[r-reader]..?-"

before caeser could finish, [reader] pinned him to the wall close to their closet and motioned to keep silent.

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BROOO HE'S JUSTTTTT

UGHHHHH

🎺knee momints with no-no, i disagree

BRO. SHE'S DOMINANT. SHE IS. YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND. NEVERRRR

(same case scenario)

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*insert loud bang of a door*

"[reader]. why weren't you answering our- my calls and texts?"

[reader]'s head swiftly turned their head and body towards nono as they stand up.

"nono.. i've told you both i'm albeit busy in the moment and i sti-"

"that still doesn't change the fact you haven't seen our texts."

they were trying to think of what to say next, i mean who could blame the literal errand side character workaholic?

when they were about to open up for a response, they were met by an aggressive yet passionate kiss.

nono's hands roamed around [reader]'s body.

she pulled apart, "now, let's teach you a lesson, shall i?"

🎺knee momints with the both of them

okokok. but. NONO AND CAESER BEING NOT ASHAMED IF THEIR BEHAVIOUR IN PUBLIC. bro, caeser character development. he aint no pussy no more YEAHHHHHH

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originally, nono and caeser were invited to attend a party, they didn't have a chouce but they both knew they wouldn't go without their beloved other fiancée.

after a shit-ton of time convincing [reader] to come with them, they finally agreed.

"are you both sure??.."

"yes, it's not like they didn't allow any other guests to follow in."

the three of them went inside and found a place to sit. gosh, both of them couldn't even put to words how their fiancée looked like.

after some while they were served drinks. [reader] was in the middle, caeser on the left and nono on the right.

nono was easily intoxicated by the drink, she swore that she had a high tolerance with alcohol but it seemed off.

next was caeser. then by that, [reader] felt a bit woozy. later on, they suspect it may be aphrodisiac since it was mostly couples and fiancées there.

yikes, nono and caeser's actions were the ones to prove it was.

"w-woahhhhh.. nono.. caeser.."

[reader] was a bit overwhelmed since they were out, it was because nono grabbed onto [reader]'s waist and caeser?

he was whispering sweet nothings to their ear meanwhile also nibbling onto it. gosh, they swore they felt caeser going down.

"[reader].. we both have.. been waiting for this.."

nono said while slurring some of the words.

"please... let me and nono.. be.. be within in.. you."

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HHH&HHHHHHH BRO FINALLYYYY

[memoryoflooping]

i started taking notes this play session bc i'm forgetter georg like siffrin. this shit is a mess, glad no one has to use these to play the game look at this shit

extra benefit is that i started writing down my reactions and observations to things bc i can't be assed to constantly liveblog i neef to charge that damn phone

gen notes- considering tutorial kid makes the same moves, i wonder if the saddnesses do too? for sure the status ones do i think?? rng targeting i think? saddness attacks seem random. unless its to do with the room they spawn in? but freezing in time from that one enemy seems so consistent?

story notes: loop 8 - odile won heads or tails this loop. interesting! should have long-thingy thing, but is the last one the bell? chain not compatible with pendant, so its probably the long thing SIF IS SUCH A DORK IN THE BATHROOM LOL "thank you for this gift" help, time loop torture hasn't set in yet huh KEYKNIFE? oh fuck yes the change god rules tped back… wonder if there's extra dialogue if i interact with the statue again? quick walk anyway swagever could probably loop back and go other ways if i end up looping back again also…? THERE WAS EXTRA DIALOGUE YIPPPEEE!!! we keep making fun of mira… so sad oh my god what the fuck is this thing, hello face saddness. i've had like 0 trouble with these bosses its probably fine OHHHHH NO . dear lord . multiple parts i see i see… alotta damage from the main one… but we should be good getting the paper hands down first will always make quick work bc of sif. shining life sounds good but i have never had anyone downed by a saddness lmao, ig they get harder from here? oh they noticed sif's breathing in and out, he's been doing that since before the loop started so they probably knew about this before ohhh my god mira… :-( i do wonder why she helped mira, did she know something everyone else didn't? sif is such a dork i have to pinch their cheek like a grandma awhhh, awhhhh bonnie made those fritters for sif… so cute oh my god the king is fucking huge???? sick as fuck design ?????? does sif rememember what? he's bad memory georg HE HAS SO MUCH HEALTH??? UH OH oh my god he one shot us. its so over loop 9 - HWTA?? oh my god the items disappearing is so scary what??? i forgot the give her the letter last loop and mira has a headache now loop "sometimes" wants everything frozen in time? secret library?????? oh my god you CAN give the flower to loop? i wasn't sure. please . NOOOOOO WHAT the blind man's house password was change and i forgot to ever check helppppp. well i guess i have the long thingy thing hmmm ok i guess i'm going to floor 1 and then exploding after using a star crest in the wrong area loop 10 - change god statues mission… go!!! odile won the coin flip again oh my god i literally remember checking that wall in the library. i love timeloops odile curious about something ? oh the no color is diegetic. awesome oh i can just go fight the bitch huh

[chaoticabstractism]

Reading ✨The cage i call home✨ by @minjoon-love and dropping live comments here :

I’m already through first chep and they both seem in love lol but I’m guessing the angst is coming.

The smut was fabulous. Jiminie’s description is so pretty.

Lol taehyung is sucha tattle mouth.

So he has a limp, sour cunt, drunk brain and great friends! Life is good

They were FwBs before but they act like exes! People who know each others body in great detail and since they don’t talk much really all they’ve got is body language. But they care and long about each other too.

Mimi is sucha goner for yoongi! Sigh. I’m only little worried for him.

Yoongi knows taekook???????? So they’re in this secret business too????? Shit Jiminie shit

Oh okay they don’t. Then is Yoongi cooking something????

His entire body misses Yoongi :’)

The whole selling his soul to devil to monster - part 💀💀💀

Jimins headspace with praise kink and desire to be used and feeling guilty when he thinks he hasn’t deserved it, is really worrying. But really fascinating to read.

Kissing an asshole, literally and metaphorically.

The whole sequence of tracing the scar on Yoongi and silently asking for a scar back like a mating mark or something or something of yoongi to have with him when he isn’t close to the man!!!FUCK

JIMINNNNN oh god you traumatised baby

The choking scene was FUCK I MAY NEVER RECOVER especially with the undertones of their headspace shit

Alright chep 3 :

Oh would you look at that? It’s none other than Jiminie’s suga daddy !!!

Jimin is very good at making him feel needed. Well that’s kinda true for both of them. Sigh

What is yoongi Tryna do here really? See how much Jimin can take ? Break him? Push him so much that he’ll finally bite him back! ?

Hey hey hey hey hey what is happening in that bathroom I’m scared

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS THAT SO HOT! stuffing his three holes FUCK FUCK FUCK oh god I’m ruined

Kimchi is their safe word!!! How romantic

For a couple who’s so messy in their sex life with derogatory tones and problematic kinks, they’re to domestic and lovey dovey other than sex.

And we are done with this chep too.

Let’s go chep 4 :

Taehyung fumbling and rambling describing Mimi’s hair and makeup style!!! I GET IT MAN I GET IT! I would too, he is just beautiful ✨

As soon as you admit the existence of happiness you’ve to face the reality that you could lose it - damn ! That hit way too close to the home.

OH GOD THREESOME! Get yourself a man like min yoongi who gets you another man to fill all your holes at once! Amen

Shit I can feel the humiliation seeping into my skin shit ! And I’m so turned on it’s embarrassing!! Fuxk you godddddddddd

Fuck yoongi fuck!!! THIS IS SO PERFECT feel bad for Seokjin tho! Yoongi used him as a literal boy toy to add pleasure into their dynamic.

“He tilts his head, opens his mouth and swirls the cum inside showing him” HE DID WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

Not Seokjin validated him like a baby showing his new cum-gurgling trick! HELPPPPP WHAT 😭😭😭😭

No disgust and no romantic feelings = best outcome in casual sex!!! Couldn’t agree anymore

The bathroom scene ???????? They’re so disgustingly in love and domestic and wild! And i love them so much

Oh my god the threesome was your block??!!!! I’m sorry I wasn’t there before or else I would have drowned you in praises because holy fuck!! That was so! I’ve thought a lot about such scene before but it’s just random dialogues and images and I’ve never been able to put it into words or paper but THIS WAS MINDFUCKING I love you for writing this

Okay chep 5 now whoooosh :

Theyre so cute in bed 😭😭😭😭

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲whatever happened

“Hurt me” 😩😩😩

I kind of knew yoongi would be the one using safe word the way Jimins masochistic tendencies keep flowing up at the surface but it still didn’t lessen the hurt that that it left :’)

He really left huh :’) I wished he would have stayed and talked and gathered some courage , can’t he see yoongi’s all ready to give him more than he could anyway!

I haven’t read anything else by you so idk if you’re into open endings or just endings where they aren’t together like a fairy tale, or not. Which is okay by me, I just , it’s nice to have had known but there’s no turning back now shit, im so nervous

Plus he’s coming to terms with the depth of his feeling, on top of it he already sorta felt that Jimin had it too. And he was trying to heal from it , in ways he knew. But now he’s ran away again and that would be so confusing. Was it just him? Was it the yesterday nights event ? Does it still feel suffocated ? Poor baby

Oh fuck he came back OH FUCK OH FUCK shit! Okay wow this is anticlimactic because I was ready to bawl my eyes out phewwww (sorry my damaged brain thinks it deserves pain even in stories and it’s too dreamy to hope for happy endings everywhere) shit but he really came back oh my god! Thank god one of them is better at this! Very Ross and Rachel like huh tho

Bye I need to cry

Okay I’m back , they’re at the sauna and having fun waaaaa it soothes my heart, this is nice

are you really yoongi’s partner if you don’t enjoy making him a blushing mess !!!!!

Kinda want Jimin to pull the yoongi marry me act and watch him be a puddle

Okay I’m done ,i thank you so much for leaving me a crying babbling utter mess 😔😔😔 no but really, it’s been a while since I’ve read an intense story like this and I guess slice of life even with mafia tones is something I really like, even more when there’s delicious angst! But I don’t read angst without smut and oh boy oh did you deliver!!! THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS! I love it! The flow, the pain, the sex, the writing everything about it!

I’ll read more of your stuff now @minjoon-love 🫂

[mitsuyeaah]

HellOooOooo Mitsu!!! Don't forget to drink water! For the ask game:

💫: Are either of you ticklish? If so, where? (Bachitsu)

🍼: Want kids? (Mitzu)

I'm waiting for the second part with the guy with the tattoo (there should be more than one eye contact this time)

genny!!! yes yes i will drink water ma’am 😁🫶🏼

SANZU

🍼 — we actually have not discussed this topic yet haha so i’m not too sure!!

BACHIRA

💫 — hehe bachira is very ticklish on his waist!!! 😭 i try to tickle him a lot because the way he laughs when he gets tickled is so cute!! i’m ticklish on the neck and he tries to give me as much neck kisses as possible

— ask me about my self ships!

HELPPPPP THAT WAS IT 😩 lowkey his laugh annoyed me oh my god but fuck he was so handsome

[gothcsz]

I am so excited to see Javi and Paloma being cute and domestic together, like absolutely dying for it.

But god damn, the fuckening after everything that happened… the tension that’s been building up all this time, Javi wanting to prove he’s better than what’s-his-face and Paloma wanting to prove she’s better than Sloabitch. And then also finally doing it right?? Both have been honest with each other and admitting to their feelings and god damn.

👀👀👀 ya know. It’s gonna be 🥵

aren’t we all?! i’m sitting here writing a scene as we speak and absolutely keening at how cute it is and that’s coming from someone who usually doesn’t really care for all the fluffy stuff so…. i fear amidst their own changes: i am also doing a little changing myself, helppppp

the tension, the messiness, the drama… it’s really gonna be so gratifying and i can’t wait for all of us to get on the rollercoaster and experience the ride together 😭😭 and you know javi yaps too much when he’s fucking. i know he’s gonna be clowning august in the middle of fingering her JDJAIDJWKDJWK he’s just so good at sex i can’t help but make him like this okay sorry not sorry!

but same with miss paloma, she’s still got that aggravating awareness that he’s been intimate with sloane and it does make her insecure ‘cause she’s not as experienced as either of them so she’s like “well what if he gets bored with me?!” so she’s got something to prove (as if javi would get bored with her cmon now 😫)

[sunrisc-slcycr]

akatsuka would be surprised with how nezuko demanded (yes demanded) for them to hold hands. how you might ask? nezuko had her hand stretched out before herself and before the other maiden - but with an open palm forced out, she motioned for the universal 'gimmie' as she glanced at the others hand. ' hold hands, akatsuka! hold hands with nezuko, please!'

They're Family, your honor! || Always Accepting!

Well, that definitely put an smile on the Teenager's face as Nezuko motioned towards Akatsuka to hold hands. With an soft chuckle, Akatsuka Happily obliged towards the smaller maiden's request and tenderly held the other's hand within her own. Such an adorable Little Demon, this one...

" My My, someone is being an bit greedy today, aren't you? "

[ennabear]

when i tell you i’m crying real tears at this…. SO CUTE IM HDBXHh$/7!HDBJj\!\€&!72 AAAAAAAAHH I NEED HER SO BAD HELPPPPP!!!!

your bodies moving slowly together, your fingers brushing against the skin of her back, silently thanking the dress she wore, her back completely exposed.

ABBY IN A DRESS ABBY IN A DRESS ABBY IN A DRESS ABBY IN A DRESS ABBY IN A DRESS!!! HELLOOOO TLOUBLR WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!! GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS?????? i need you guys to flock over to this and slurp it up as hard as i am… SO BEAUTIFUL JESUS CHRIST EMI!!!!!

"you're the most handsome yet beautiful woman in this room" you smiled, wrapping your arm tighter around her waist and tearing a shuddered breath from her when you pulled her body closer, so you were chest to chest. "can't take my eyes off you" and abby melts when you press your lips against her cheek and litter kisses against her skin with another smile. "you're so perfect, can't get enough of you. tonight is about you."

emiiiiiiughhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭 please she’s so adorable!!! love love loveee the way you write her, the characterization is actually perfectly on point (and i know because… well… i’m married to her…) PLEASE i love how she’s so blushy and soft i’m actually gobbling this whole btw… if you guys still wanna read it you’re gonna have to go searching in my tummy sorry….

by the end of the night though, her feet hurt, dancing for several hours nonstop, but she loved it. her face hurts from the constant smiling, her stomach in stitches because you've made her laugh too much. she thought she would never find anything funny again, and then you came along, showed her what she's been missing and she feels complete again. abby can still feel your fingers in her hair, tucking strands behind her ear every couple of minutes, and it's a feeling she doesn't want to let go of. not even when you're standing there, looking at her like she hung every star in the bitter night sky.

THIS FEELINGGGGG GOD I’M!!!!!!!! again, the way you describe it is so perfect i’m actually keeling over and dying right now. AND TO EXPERIENCE IT WIRH ABBY???? HELLOOOO???? uhh can someone call me an ambulance i think my heart just stopped… i need this so astronomically bad it’s actually concerning. if you guys see me on the news please mind your business.

"i had fun too" abby mutters shyly, her body leaning into your touch without another thought. feeling safe in your hold. "although, i need to get better at dancing. you said you didn't know how to dance" she pouted, baby blue eyes peering at you.

"will i see you again?" she can't help but ask, fumbling with your jacket sleeve.

SHY ABBY!!!! pspspsps come here babygirl lemme scoop you up and put you into my pocket… i’m actually melting right now AGHHHH she’s the most adorable ever. my love!! my kitten!!! my wife!!!!

i just KNOW it’s gonna be a good day when emi drops another banger!!! 🔥💯💯 thanks for blessing me oh em gee!!! i’m gonna go cry now… and inevitably revisit this once i’m done and my pillow is soaked TEEHEE I LOVE U AND YOUR DELICIOUS WRITING!!!!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ❞ 

slow dancing with abby after a successful meal during one of your dates, and she can’t help but blush and become so insanely shy when your hand rests on her hip, a lazy grin on your lips and a glimmer is held in your eye when she gasps softly under her breath. your bodies moving slowly together, your fingers brushing against the skin of her back, silently thanking the dress she wore, her back completely exposed. her hands gripping yours tightly with each step you take, but she can’t focus on anything but you. the way you gently assure her that it’s okay, and she was doing amazing. but when your lips brush against her ear, the hair on her neck stands at your whispered words. “you’re the most handsome yet beautiful woman in this room” you smiled, wrapping your arm tighter around her waist and tearing a shuddered breath from her when you pulled her body closer, so you were chest to chest. “can’t take my eyes off you” and abby melts when you press your lips against her cheek and litter kisses against her skin with another smile. “you’re so perfect, can’t get enough of you. tonight is about you.” 

by the end of the night though, her feet hurt, dancing for several hours nonstop, but she loved it. her face hurts from the constant smiling, her stomach in stitches because you’ve made her laugh too much. she thought she would never find anything funny again, and then you came along, showed her what she’s been missing and she feels complete again. abby can still feel your fingers in her hair, tucking strands behind her ear every couple of minutes, and it’s a feeling she doesn’t want to let go of. not even when you’re standing there, looking at her like she hung every star in the bitter night sky. 

words would never be able to express how good she feels. how amazing tonight, with you, has been. so instead, her eyes flutter and find your fingers interlocking with hers, the softness of your skin, yet the rough edges of your fingers graze hers, shocking her slightly with wide eyes as you laugh at her reaction. “you’re so cute” you can’t help but admit, reaching your free hand up and cupping her face. enjoying the blush coating the apples of her cheeks and heat radiating off her skin. “i had fun tonight, by the way” 

“i had fun too” abby mutters shyly, her body leaning into your touch without another thought. feeling safe in your hold. “although, i need to get better at dancing. you said you didn’t know how to dance” she pouted, baby blue eyes peering at you.

“never said i didn’t know how to, just said i haven’t done it in a while” you shrugged, giving her a cheeky grin when she rolled her eyes before letting a soft giggle past her lips. “you should go inside, it’s cold, and my jacket is only going to keep you warm for so long, pretty girl”

“will i see you again?” she can’t help but ask, fumbling with your jacket sleeve.

eyeing her up with a smirk, a soft hum vibrated through your throat before you nodded. “i will text you the second you go inside” you promised and tucked another strand of hair behind her ear. those baby blues that you’ve enjoyed looking into widen when you’re leaning forward and chuckling breathlessly. “i really wanna kiss you right now,” you admitted against her forehead, your hand comfortingly rubbing her arm slowly. “but you’re a little tipsy, and i want you to remember it”

abby huffs but nods slowly at you, fingers fumbling with the collar of your shirt. “that a promise?” 

“it’s a promise until i see you again. then you can have as many as you want” you smiled, lips pressing against her cheek so softly that abby had to hold you tighter just to prove this was real, that you were here, and promising her.

“i’ll hold you to it” the blonde giggled, pressing a gentle kiss to your cheek. “thank you for tonight”

“you better hold me to it” your reply was cheeky but abby loved it either way and hearing you laugh was a sound so special to her already. “m’glad you had fun, you deserve it. i can’t wait to take you on more dates if you’d let me”

“i would really like that”

planting a final kiss on her forehead, you pulled away and smiled at her. “good, so go inside so i can text you another date idea for next time. you’re making me nervous when you look at me like that” you admitted, rubbing the back of your neck. 

abby simply rolled her eyes and gave you a smile, turning around on her heels, but not before looking at you a final time over her shoulder. “goodnight, nervous” she teased, winking at you.

scoffing playfully, you shake your head at her as you watched her walk up the steps to her front door. “goodnight, pretty girl”

[jeongwife]

i bet hoshi would make his partner wear tiger themed lingerie and wear a tiger jumpsuit himself and do role play pretending he's an alpha tiger and you're his tigress queen i also bet he adds rawr after every sentence he says like "god you look so sexy like this baby rawr 🥵🐯🔥"

i’m not sure if this ask is meant for me (if not pls ignore me SORRY WHHEHWJ 💀💔) BUT HELPPPPP 😭😭 ALPHA TIGER AND TIGRESS QUEEN GEHHEHW ANON THIS MADE ME SMILE THANK YOU 😭😭 honestly if soonyoung buys you tiger print lingerie (which he will) he probably also buys himself tiger print boxers so you can match which is peak romance imo <3 i can totally picture the rawr thing too 😭 like the moment he sees you in the lingerie he’d do a cute rawr with his horanghae claw hwhshwjs

— lily (meow horanghae)

[emeraldenha]

and it's not like you and sunghoon are star players either

HELPPPPP HUMBLED THEM SO FAST

it coincidentally hits sunghoon right in his back while he's playing on the court adjacent to yours

men 😒 don't cry sunghoon people are dying 😒 Jk do you need help i can hit y/n for you 😘😍

you, on the other hand, was someone known for being very quiet and introverted due to your terrible case of social awkwardness

kinnie moment 😍

not to mention, to add even more fuel to the fire, he'd always make fun of how nobody cared about the girl’s tennis team just to spite you

in his misogynistic era #ICanFixHim 🥀🖤

jay simply raises an eyebrow, “so you won't even try asking your own teammates but you'll ask y/n?”

hoon so down bad

“I want free lunch for each day we practice until the tournament, and keep in mind, I'm on a very specific eating regimen.”

SO THEY'LL HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER 😚

“I can. it was last year two months into the first semester and I won.”

DOWN BAD FOR REAL IS HE COUNTING THE DAYS TOO

you quickly spin on your heel and walk away to do some solo warms up, not noticing sunghoon popping open the cap of the gatorade bottle, unable to suppress a soft smile

SO CUTE I'LL CRY

you invite him out to dinner a couple nights before the tournament, excusing the kind gesture by saying there was a new restaurant opening nearby and you just didn't want to check it out by yourself

DAMN GO Y/N SHE'S DOWN BAD TOO relatable

he gently lays his hand over yours from across the table, “thanks for cheering me up. I know it must be weird to comfort your annoying arch nemesis that you hate.”

THE HAND ?_!$)#)2(2)(# GO AWAY ily

like it's not because you're actually in love with him and have been secretly wanting to get closer???

HSJHSHWHWHWH If you're interested i am hmu 😁

and that's when he realizes two things: one, that his ego has been bruised, and two, that he may have somehow developed a very tiny not so tiny crush on you

FJKSOWU1LWI HE'S SO . I LOVE HIM

but heeseung was an amiable third year in a long term relationship with his girlfriend therefore making him the best option in sunghoon's eyes

it's true i'm the girlfriend 😅☺️

and when you felt bad, you snuck a teddy bear in her locker the next day.”

FUCK HIM HE'S SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭

you hug sunghoon out of excitement and it takes an painstakingly long moment of realization to pull away once you see that you're hugging the life out of him

💞💖💗💞💝💓💘💞💗💕💗💞💖💓💕💝💞

you turn around and it's jungwon, the cute first year that played for a neighboring school

DON'T DO THIS TO ME jelous hoon slaaay 😍

he has a small bouquet of daisies in his hands (where they came from? you have no clue) and peppermint breath spray tucked into his back pocket

NOOOOO HE'S SO CUTE 😭💔😭💔😭💔 i'll give you a chance jungwon

“what?” sunghoon's eyes look like they're about to pop out of their sockets. “but I thought you just turned him down!”

we love himbo hoon 😍❤️

“and if I am?”

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS AND IT'S SO DUMB BUT IT MADE ME REMEMBER when someone once asked jungkook "are you jeon jungkook?" and he replied "and if i am?" THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT AND STUPID but yeah ❤️

and sunghoon thinks that you look so breathtakingly adorable

🤬���🤬🖕🤬🖕 hey god it's me again

and a wide grins spreads across your face as you tell him those last three words back

HELLOOOOO I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE WHERE'S THE KISS 💔

I LOVED IT SM IT OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T DISAPPOINT ME OMG SORRY IF THE COMMENTARY WAS KINDA DRY BUT IT WAS SO GOOD AND SO CUTE FR TYSM FOR WRITING THIS RI 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ENEMIES TO LOVERS NEVER GETS OLD 😋😋 AND I LOVE YOU SUNGHOON ‼️

- 🦕 anon

I love this commentary sm like ty bestie you don’t know how much I appreciate this😭

I cackled reading the ‘in his misogynistic era’ comment lmaooo

but yes, enemies to lovers never gets old and we love two newfound simps trying to chaotically navigate their feelings (more so on sunghoon’s side lol)

also I feel like I keep screwing jungwon over in my fics beside love montage like I’m so sorry my love💔

[cake-in-a-tin]

welcome to our mayhem

hi! Welcome to my first attempt at a text fic, idk how good it ‘tis, but let me know what you think! (lils-Lily, burgerz-Mary, queen-Marlene, wonderland gurl-Alice, dork-Dorcas)

tHe BaEs

Lils: yo dudes

Burgerz: waddup

Lils: imma add this girl who’s joining tomorrow if that’s ok - we’re old friends from like nursery

Queen: sure, is that dorcas meadowes ?

Queen: I think I’m her tour guide or some shit

Wonderland gurl: sorry I was sleeping

Wonderland gurl: what did I miss

Queen: wHaT dId I mIsS

Queen: hEaDfIrSt InTo A pOlItIcAl AbYsS

Burgerz: i been in paris meeting lotsa different ladayys

Wonderland gurl: I guess I practically missed the late eightaysss

Queen: travelled the whole wiiideee world and came back to this

Lils: pleeeeassse not again....

Lils: mar I thought you were on my side???

Queen: sorryyyyyy

Queen: I couldn’t resist it

Queen: it was perfect!

Wonderland gurl: it was indeed. I set you up fuckin perfectly u are very much welcome biatch

Burgerz: *slow claps in appreciation*

Lils: anyways imma add this girl now, she is dorcas mar and she’s lovely so be nice!

Lils added Dork

Lils: welcome to our mayhem love 

Dork: hii 

Lils: shall we all like introduce ourselves?

Queen: k, I’m first

Queen: hello, I am Marlene McKinnon, and I’m your stupid tour guide thing that Dumbledore thought was a good idea

Burgerz: hi, I’m Mary MacDonald (hence the name) and I’m very bad at maths, which is also my only personality trait

Wonderland gurl: hello there, my name is Alice Fortescue (don’t try and spell it it took me almost seven years of my life) and I have a fucked up sleep schedule tm

Lils: everyone knows me uwu 

Dork: okay, im Dorcas Meadowes, and I’m just a bi disaster haha

Queen: lol mood

Wonderland gurl: oh btw dorcas we are all lgbtq+ soo 

Dork: okay cool 

Queen: ya, I’m gay, lils is pan, mary is aroace and alice is queer

Wonderland gurl: yh I’m figuring it out but ik girls are pretty as well so :)

Dork: can relate lol

Wonderland gurl: I should probably sleep it’s school and I haven’t slept properly in like three fuckin daysss

Queen: gurrrrllllll omg u r gonna dieee tomorrow

Wonderland gurl: ik im scared and it’s only seven thirty but i will sleep like four and a half hours of that because I just watch netflix aaahh

Burgerz: just gooo Ali, otherwise u will regret everything

Wonderland gurl: k byeee bitchez

Lils: bye

Queen: bye love

Burgerz: cheerio

Dork: bye I think?

Lils: we're all a mess, u get used to it dw 

Lils: also Mary can u get anymore stereotypical British omg

Burgerz: I’m sorry babe it’s in my natureeee

Queen: lol

Queen: I ghibhjfyfvbss

Dork: r u ok?

Queen: a frickin moth bro 

Queen: it attacked me and I’m scared because I didn’t see where it went

Lils: I’m rooting for you love

Queen attached a video

Burgerz : omg I’m dyingggg your voicem u sound so scared

Queen: lmao I was scared for my life if I’m being honest 

Dork: ahahahaha I’m laughing out loud and my cat is just looking at me like wtf is wrong with you human

Queen: u have CAT???

Burgerz: you have a cat? I must see him

Queen: lol we are on the same wavelength haha

Burgerz: ✨soulmates✨ Burgerz: but like platonically lol

Dork: here is mouse

Dork attached a photo

Queen: vvffdyujcndh 

Queen: so fuckin adorable

Burgerz: I LOVE him

Lils: I’ve seen him before and I love him, but I don’t think I ever asked - why mouse?

Dork: lmao we just thought it would be ironic

Dork: also he’s never caught a mouse or anything else in his life because he’s too damn lazy

Queen: omg I relate to mouse so much lol

Dork: honestly same 

Lils: dudes we should probs sleep if we want to be beautiful for school

Queen: ugh sleep is so overrated 

Queen: but yeah...

Lils: bye xxx

Burgerz: adios 

Dork: byeee

Queen: see yall tomorrow

Private message: Lils + Queen

Queen: yo, quick question

Lils: shoot

Queen: what does dorcas look like?

Lils: ummm idk, why?

Queen: eh no reason

Lils: she’s black, short dark brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes

Queen: so cute?

Lils: hell yeh

Queen: oh god save me

Lils: yh u will need prayers

Queen: aaaahh 

Queen: well gn 

Lils: night xxx

tHe BaEs

Wonderland gurl: good morning!

Queen: no it is not

Lils: I’m dyingggg cancel schools pls

Wonderland gurl: I slept fuckin amazingly last night soooo :)))))))

Dork: hjeicnefskd 

Dork: I can’t 

Queen: oop me neither mornings are my least favourite thing ever 

Lils: uggghhhhhh 

Lils: sooo jealous of Mary

Dork: why?

Wonderland gurl: she lives rlly close to school so she wakes uo super late and just walks

Dork: wow luckyyyy

Lils: ikrrrr

Queen: I want to sleep

Wonderland gurl: no! remeber what happened last time you were late?

Queen: oh god don’t remind me

Dork: do I even want to know?

Queen: nkt really lol

Queen: lily u tell it I need to shower

Lils: okayyy

Lils: get ready for a fuckin wild ride babe

Lils: so, we have this teacher called McGonagall and she’s the single most terrifying yet amazing person ever to teach us

Wonderland gurl: and that’s saying something trust me

Lils: she’s pretty chill until u do something that pisses her off. And one thing that pisses her off is people being late. Marlene was late because she couldn’t get her lazy ass out of bed, and she came into form time like ten minutes after the bell rang. as you can imagine, McGonagall was not at all pleased at this, and proceeded to give mar a lecture in front of the whole class and then give her detention for a whole week. Before school.

Wonderland gurl: Marlene looked sooo tired the whole week

Dork: wow, that is ✨brutal✨ Dork: remind me never to be late

Lils: will do x

Wonderland gurl: we have to remind Marlene every once in a while of the ‘‘incident’ to motivate her to get out of bed

Queen: I’m back dudes 

Queen: so you see dorcas that is why I am never ever late anymore because that week was absolute hell I am not going through again.

Queen: ever

Dork: honestly I’m scared to meet this teacher lmao

Wonderland gurl: nah she’s actually soo nice unless you get on her bad side

Burgerz: heyyyy

Lils: maryyyy

Dork: hello!

Burgerz: so, everyone ready for school?

Queen: pretty much, I’m on the train rn

Lils: same, I’m opposite her

Dork: oooh I am also travelling by train I will try to find u guys 

Queen: we are right at the end, if I see you I will scream ‘cheese’ as loud as I can

Lils: noooooo please, can’t embarrassing us in public wait at least a day

Queen: nope

Dork: u don’t even know what I look like lmao

Queen: I will know

Lils attached a video file

Dork: lmao i was terrified

Queen: it worked though 

Wonderland gurl: I’m so glad I get the bus and don’t have to endure this

Burgerz: wow. How are you not embarrassed Marlene?

Queen: idk, I guess I don’t care what oriole think lol

Dork: rEsPeCt

Dork: also please never again

Private message: Lils + Dork

Dork: LILY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME MARLENE WAS ACTUALLY SO BEAUTIFUL IM DYING 

Lils: lmao sorry

Private message: Lils + Queen

Queen: oh god u were right she’s so hot helppppp

Lils: I’m praying 4 u

hii! I hope that you liked this mess, I’m probably going to continue it, so yeah, let me know what you think?

[nenestansunsthings]

HELPPPPP i love these reasons for loving gnosis. from looks alone he seems like the kind of guy whos so satisfying to be a fucking bastard to im so glad he makes the cut for it. he definitely seems like he makes for good utility on the field too!!

also DEEPCOLOUR WIN!!!!!!!! she is SO useful in IS and her personality is so endearing. girl who lies so much about being just an everyday ordinary kind of woman. deeeefinitely not secretly eldritch possessed or something nope. god i desperately need an event starring her or an alter of her. deepcolour the dreamerspriest or something would be a fun name with the cthulhu connection

also i did NOT notice that in her skin holy fuck thats so cute

favourite thing about your favourite arknights supporter, go!! <- wants to hear people ramble

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#30)

5x07–aka the return of rivalry week, oh my!

under the cut ya go:

Omg Jess wants to work at a football camp?! So precious!

Why is Buddy here with equipment looking for outlets? OMG they’re keeping watch of the field to keep anyone from doing the shit they did with tooth picks and trucks and such last rivalry week?!?! Lmaooo

OMG JASON’S HERE??? I almost forgot about this dude, aw his kid is doing well! That’s lovely. Aw Eric gave him a Lions hat and he’s married and is a successful agent? So proud!

“You know, people are talking about you, there’s a lot of heat.” OMG Jason got a call about Eric?!?! Wow I think I’m starting to see where the endgame is going for this show.

“We ALMOST got the daughter out of the house.” Lol.

Oh geez Vince’s dad being excited makes me nervous. How did he get these nice ass sneakers I am sus

HE GOT IT FROM TMU?? That’s def illegal honey no no

Oh good Vince seems to know he can’t take them. Although I SMELL CONFLICT

Oh god the dad’s moving in permanently? I’m as concerned as Jess is right now.

LionHater.com??? Omg there’s no internet where they’re watching the field. 😂 Oh shit they know about Vince’s record? “He’s got a football team full of violent criminals.” Oh you racists were looking for an excuse to unleash your vitriol on these poor kids who have criminal records bc they weren’t blessed to be born on the “correct” side of town! Smh.

Omg this is racist AF, this website is disgusting 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yes Eric, run into the panthers boosters club and rip them a new one!!!

And yes, Tami, make Julie help out and pay her dad back for the car, absolutely! She needs to face some consequences and not be too comfy at home.

Eric is right, the Panthers are trying to get in their heads—and in the most insidious, racist/classist way possible!

“You think if the colleges see that stuff they’re still gonna call? They’re still gonna want me?” Ohh Vince nooo. Eric saying it’s not gonna matter feels...overly optimistic.

“It doesn’t matter how many games we win, how many touchdowns i throw, all they see is a bunch of thugs, Coach. Everybody thinks it but they never say it.” UGH yes fuck me UP, young Michael B. Jordan! I’m emotional!

Aww Luke and Becky flirting while Becky’s with the baby and Billy is in the backyard training with Luke LOL

Oh god Billy’s advice for Luke wooing Becky by ignoring her is....bad!

Luke didn’t know Mindy works at the landing strip? “She still works there? Part time? Like weekends?” Lol

Luke don’t listen to him! Bad advice!

“Let’s have a barbecue.” “A barbecue?” “A morale-building barbecue.” Lol I love Eric’s disbelief at Tami’s suggestion considering all the drama the last time this bbq happened lol

Omg Jason Street gave a college Eric’s number? OH SHIT for a college HEAD COACH JOB? Damn!

Poor dejected Vince 🥺 “I feel like I’m playing with a fixed deck, Pop.” YOU AREEE ugh

Vince’s dad has been talking to schools all day??? That’s like explicitly what Eric told him not to do omfg

“I ain’t gonna let you fall.” That was a sweet childhood Vince anecdote but I don’t believe Vince’s dad one bit.

Lol Tami is making Julie go shopping for a 300 person BBQ?! Hilarious.

Eric and Tami annoying the living shit out of Julie in the hopes she’ll go back to school seems like a great plan they’re doing here!

This makeshift gym in Billy’s backyard with the baby strapped to his chest drinking while Luke works out I cannot 😂

“Oh some of it didn’t blend correctly” Billy says as Luke pulls a huge leaf out his mouth after drinking his smoothie omfgggg I’m dead

Oh geez Vince’s dad is talking him up to Jason? Wild.

Aw Jess is so nervous about her recommendation letter. Eric called the coach for her? Aw!

“Somewhere you’re comfortable, somewhere that’s a good fit.” Awww Jason that’s a wholesome answer to Vince’s dad being so extra with Coach.

Helppppp this is so cringe, he’s like straight up heckling Eric and his rep as kingmaker.. “You got a problem there, right?” “I sure do.” Jason really is all grown up.

Aw what a nice bbq! Julie and Jason catching up!

Oh god Luke is really straight up ignoring Becky and flirting with Julie??? Ugh I hate this.

Vince’s mom is celebrating too soon about this repaired Vince-dad relationship.

Yes Eric, confront Vince’s dad! It’s time! Now he’s just straight up saying he “doesn’t remember it like that” about the agreement the three of them made. Smh.

Oh geez is Vince’s dad like lowkey threatening Eric 😬

Oh wow Tami is going up to Burleson to get Julie’s assignments and books?! Geez. “While you’re up there why don’t you tell them they’ve got a teacher sleeping around with the students?” TRUE

“Thanks for setting up the bbq and everything. Thanks for what you do, thanks for our two beautiful daughters. Thank you for doing the laundry.” —Eric Taylor, teaching all men how to be a husband. my heart! Lmaooo then he said “do you wanna fool around?” after and then she said yes but fell asleep on him instead I’m dead

AH Tami comes face to face with the TA!!!!!! I literally yelled OH MY GOD when he said he was the TA Derek!!

“I’m here to pick up an independent study for Julie Taylor.” AHHHH “How is she?” YOU DONT HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW, FUCKFACE!

This is so cringe omfg

Yeah Derek feel bad you preyed on SOMEONE’S DAUGHTER

“I’m gonna mash up every bone in his body.” Lol Luke trying to sound aggressive is so funny.

Luke is being so RUDE to Becky Jesus I hate this

Ew Jason hyping up the Panthers, I get that it’s his team but blech they’re all such douchebags now.

Oh god did Luke act too aggressive? That dude is not getting up....

“Another big hit from Luke Cafferty, who’s bringing the pain.” Lol “these boys just do not like each other.” I mean they don’t call it rivalry week for nothing!

Yeeesh Vince’s dad in the stands with the recruiter watching the game is so cringe, ah!

“Calm down they’re having fun.” Excuse me Billy? I’m taking back all my praise for him from last episode. Grow up Billy god!!!!

Omg Vince is switching the offense bc his dad told him to....? Oh god

“A good ol fashioned Texas butt whooping.”

“There is no love lost here.” “That’s not who we are, Eric.” WHOA identity crisis on the field. These kids were triggered by everyone in town basically calling them thugs which is frankly understandable but WOW

Oh wow Eric is yelling at Vince. Oh shit his dad is in his HEAD. “He’s looking out for me!” then immediately into the “EAST SIDE” chants.

“No I mean like what are you DOING?” Thanks Becky! Luke is acting weird af!!!!!!

“You like it when I’m nice to you???” Luke is genuinely confused. “Ok I’m so sorry. Someone told me if I wanted you to like me, I had to ignore you and blow you off.”

Aw yes they like each other! Cute! KISSSSS! At least something positive happened this episode!

He’s laughing and saying “it totally worked” um no NOT THE CORRECT TAKEAWAY lol

Yesss Tami walking in and revealing she didn’t go to the game by dropping all of Julie’s college books on the coffee table, baller mom move!

“Did you talk to Derek. What did he say?” “You need to study.” LOLSAME Tami, stop thinking about this asshole, Julie!

“All those penalties, all that smack talk.” Damn etiquette really matters! Now coach Taylor’s rep is on the line?!

“Don’t feel like celebrating tonight” says the other old school coach. Damn.

Anddd Vince and his dad are talking to a recruiter openly. Wow! What a show!

[satoruhour]

STOPPPP OMG i had to do that too LMAOAOAOAO LIKE ???????? theres only so many lines i can draw omg ????!! iswear. and also dont apologise <3333

oh! make illustrations in the process of introducing urself??? or for the lines assignment? AND HELPPPPP yeah ppl in design are a little crazy ngl like i cant imagine doing this as a JOB. oh my god. they just MIGHT be nicotine addicts 💀💀

HEELS ARE YOUR UNIFORM?????????? BYEEE ID DROP OUT SO FAST 😭😭😭😭 ARE YOU FR 😭😭😭 jesus christ. just wear sneakers!! altho heels r cute but it’s not worth the pain 🙏 and awww man i thot youd at least get some freedom to dress up boooo :( uniforms are such a bore but at least youll be all the same (bleh) but omggg you should totally make friends with that guy in your class!!!!??

HES PRETTY OKAY I THINNNNKKKKK probably not a crush just some eye candy bc he has long hair and such ! ILL LET YOU KNOWWW HOW IT GOES HAHAHAH BUT BROOOO just indulge in that guy omg it’s fine my bsf and i liked this same guy in our first year too LMAOOAOAAOOA it was pretty funny. we would walk around his class just to see him 💀

hi snow ♡

HYE T !! hru bb?? ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡