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hulyanaros · 2 years ago

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Hi everyone, I just want to share with you my pictures when I was a new born till’ now that I’m 16 years old.

So as you can see,in that picture I was a new born and that time sinasabi nilla mama na sobrang lusog ko daw nung bata at sobrang puti.Sinasabi din nila na manganganak na non si mama and dad is at work,agad gad daw umuwi si papa because mama is about to give birth. Dad was excited to see me, so he didn't leave mom's side at that time,halong halong emosyon daw ang naramdaman nila nang makita nila ako. They said na pinangalanan daw nila akong Jilliane because of the actress they admire.

I don’t remember much about that time,dahil sobrang baby ko pa niyan.But to the stories they tell about those times,sinasabi ng mga lola,tita ko sobrang bungisngis ko daw nung bata. Alagang alaga daw ako nila mama at papa,pinaparamdam kung gaano nila ako kamahal,because i’m an precious princess to them.

1 YEAR OLD

In this picture,I was 1 year old It's obvious and you see na lagi akong nakangiti bata palang,sobrang masiyahin kong nung bata ako. This is where I started to walk,sinasabi nila sa sobrang bilis ko daw matuto na halos tumakbo na sila para lang mahabol ako.I’m only 1 year old but they assumed that I’m 3 years old na daw lagi akong sinsabihan na malaking bulas daw ako,so I was wondering what does really means. A lot of people are happy every time na kakausapin o lalaruin nila ako dahil sa lagi akong nakangiti at tumatawa, Nanggigigil daw sila sa katabaan ng pisngi ko.

On the day of my 1st Birthday,I don’t remember much since I’m only one years old. But in this picture we can see some of the things that happen that day.I was so happy because there was a chocolate cake although I didn’t blew my own candles my mama help me.In this picture the background is when we were at sm and I enjoyed that day.

2 YEARS OLD

In this picture,I was 2 years old I think it was randomly taken by my mama.Since I’m only 2 years old I don’t remember anything but I was holding a pacifier that I give to my mama because she taking me a picture so in that picture I decided to cover up my face but my whole face wasn’t covered.At the same time,that time I bond with my cousins which is my ate and kuya they’re very loving cousins to me.

My mama said that I need to change my clothes na because my lolo from cavite will visit us. When my lolo arrived here in Batangas,madami daming kaganapan ang nangyari and they took a pictures and that picture I’m with a boy na hindi ko naman kilala when I saw that picture I was wonder na sino to,kilala ko ba to? I ask my mama and my mama said that he is my cousin naman pala sa side ni papa.

6 YEARS OLD

in this picture,I was 6 years old and I’m a grade 1 student and as I remembered that,our school have a event which is the nutrition month.So my teacher choose me to represent not only our section but the whole department of grade 1. That time I didn’t know what I was going to do because it was my first time to compete in the contest.i was shy to facing a lot of people but thank god that my mama is always there by my side to support me,and in that way I was strong enough to face the compete in our school.

On February 14 our school had a Mr. and Ms. Valentine and my teacher choose me again to be Ms.Valentine of the year and when my mama found out that I was chosen again, she agreed. My mama bought new clothes for me to use in the event she also did my make up. I enjoy that event and to look presentable in front of people.

7 YEARS OLD

In that picture, I was 7 years old and as I remembered sobrang daming kaganapan na nangyari my papa was still on Saudi Arabia that year but he told his boss that he was going here in the Philippines for my 7th birthday. Mama and Papa are already planning for my birthday and they have decided V They are already thinking about who will be placed on the 7th 7th and then they have made invitations that will be distributed to those who will be invited.

When my birthday celebration was started I’m so very excited and happy madaming dumating nung araw na yon and I’m so very blessed. There were many games that all the children enjoyed especially me, there were also many prizes and giveaways. I also received many gifts and I thanked them all, after that, we taking a pictures to have a remembrance. My heart was so happy that day but at the same time my heart was broke because my papa need to go back to Saudi.

9 YEARS OLD

In this picture I was 9 years old that time our school have a contest/event and I was chosen to compete again.Then I need to wear a gown so me and my mama went to taal to choose and rent a gown so mama chose and I also liked that gown in the picture because the program will be held in the afternoon so it's perfect because at night it will look glowing.n the midde of the program,they are already giving awards to the contestants. And I’m so proud to myself that I got awards.

The next day we went at sm lipa because we have a family bonding.We went around and looked at what we could buy,in department store we bought new clothes,shoes. Suddenly, nakakita ako ng mga salbabida na may cartoon character and I go there, mama followed me I sat by the swimming pool and I pose my mama said that she will take a picture of me.

11 YEARS OLD

In this picture,I was 11 years old in that picture we can see that I’m doing makeup because our school have a coronation night so around 5pm inaayusan na ako. And in the middle of that time giving a awards na sa mga winners and im so glad na mostly of the awards went to me.

Finally I’m graduating na ng grade 6 in that day,mama said na picturan daw nya ako,. When our graduation song was played, I suddenly cried tagos sa puso ko yung kanta. Then teacher called the names one by one to go on satge. And I graduated with students who are achievers too,I’m so happy that day because I finished my grade 6 / elementary journey,I gave the certificate to mama and I said that it was for her and papa.

The other day,papa’s bestfriend came to the house and he said na pupunta daw kami sa dagat and good thing, mama agreed to take me with them. we just walked by the sea and took pictures, we bonded happily.

12 YEARS OLD

In this picture,I was grade7 at taal national high school and we can see in that picture I wearing a jumper, because it’s our christmas party at school sobrang dami ding ganap,I remember that time na may nagpapapicture sakin and then he gave me a gift from penshoppe (t-shirt) and nagdadalawang isip ako kung tatanggapin ko ba yung gift but I realize that if I don’t accept that gift It's a waste of money to buy and the effort.To the people who took pictures and gave me gifts at that time, thank you very much!

We can also see my picture at the stage, that will end the school year for 2018-2019. And I graduated from grade 7 with high honors so I have a medal I’m so happy that time, because I got through that one year successfully all the awards I got that year were always for mama and papa and also for myself.

13 YEARS OLD

In this picture,I was 13 years old and I’m grade 8 student in the first section ,the diamond section that time or that year I have classmates in that section who were also my classmates in grade 7, so I'm not too out of place with my classmates.We are always chikahan about sa kung ano-ano lang. I remembered that time na tapos na ang klase naming nyan and vacant naming so we decided to takes some picture because of the sunset.So, one of my friends in that time said she wants to took me a picture so I agreed. She said bakit ganun,ang ganda mo talaga.And after class we went out to go to the taal market to eat some delicious foods. After that we go home na because it’s already 5pm na when I got home I have hange my clothes and to take some rest but before ako magrest,I thought of taking a selfie that time and after that I slept.

14 YEARS OLD

in this picture I was 14 years old In our school, intramurals are held, so the teachers went around looking for someone to represent each team and I was one of the ones chosen to represent the gray team, which has different grades in the team. I remember that I didn't have a partner yet so they looked for me at that time and the one they found to be my partner was in grade 9 and when we went to their room they suddenly started shouting and I don't know why it turns out that his other classmates have a crush on me then they were still shouting when my partner approached us because we had a practice. in the program itself, I was about to go backstage but our gym was immediately full so someone from the gray team saw me and then suddenly grabbed the whole gym na andyan na si jilliane then all the gray team cheered. then all the gray team cheered. announced who the winners are and I am one of the winners I was 2nd runner up.

15 YEARS OLD

in this picture I was 15 years old my religion is Iglesia Ni Cristo and that time in the morning tupad ako nang kalihim and I woke up around 4am dahil ang panata o ang panalangin ay 5:30am but the all in is 5:15am. After worship I went home and ate I changed my clothes too.Around 4pm bumalik na ako sa kapilya to office what needs to be done so after that me and my friends thought of going to sm because we all finished going to the office when we were in sm we ate first and then wandered around it feels so good,makes you relax. We were looking at what to buy,in our wanderings hindi na naming namalayan ang oras it’s getting late na pala we ate bibingka first before we went home and bought a drink, then my friend called the person who would pick us up and while we were waiting outside we took a picture.

16 YEARS OLD

in this picture I was 16 years old in that picture we can see that I wearing a dress because it’s our thanksgiving in Iglesia Ni Cristo there were so many worshipers at all times of worship, right from the beginning na pag-awit ng mga mang-aawit is immediately felt the presence of God. in my preparation to worship I prepared what I would wear and, especially myself another year has passed in my life that God took care of me so I will continue to worship and serve him.

It was planned that we will have a year end party that's why we are also planning what we will perform. At first we thought we would roll play, but we didn't have enough time, so we decided to just dance. We only practiced for almost 5 days but the outcome was still good that time there were so many events I borrowed an iPhone to take pictures so that the quality of the picture is good. After taking pictures, we entered and started the program. I was very happy, blessed, and enjoyed that day before the end of the year 2022. You can really say Happy Pagod,and I’m always proud to be Iglesia Ni Cristo.

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asterigos · 2 years ago

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GENERAL INFORMATION

► FULL NAME: Alexis Lillian Caine ► NICKNAMES: None ► GENDER & PRONOUNS: Cis Woman (She/Her) ► AGE: 37 ► BIRTHDAY: November 15 ► SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Demi/Homosexual ► OCCUPATION: Medical Examiner

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

► RELIGION: Atheist ► EDUCATION LEVEL: MS of Forensic Science ► ECONOMIC STATUS: Wealthy ► SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English (fluent), Italian (intermediate-advanced), Latin (intermediate)

PERSONALITY

► JUNG TYPE: INTJ ► ENNEAGRAM: Type 5w6 ► MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good ► TEMPERAMENT: Melancholic ► QUALITIES: Dauntless, Honest, Industrious, Loyal, Shrewd ► FLAWS: Adamant, Harsh, Prideful, Secretive, Skeptical

BESTIARY

► SPECIES: Human ► POWERS: None

SUPERNATURAL AU

► SPECIES: Human ► POWERS: Umbrakinesis

APPEARANCE

► FACE CLAIM: Anna Kendrick ► HEIGHT: 5’2” ► EYE COLOR: Blue ► HAIR COLOR: Brunette ► TATTOOS: None ► SCARS: Some small ones scattered mostly on her arms and torso sustained from her past ► PIERCINGS: Traditional (one per earlobe), Helix (right), Industrial (left)

BIOGRAPHY

Trigger Warning(s): Abuse

Alexis was born into an affluent family to Ezra and Jillian Caine along with her older brother, Ryan. While her parents were pleased with Ryan’s birth and the way he adopted and maintained their values of elitism, they were gravely disappointed with Alexis. Not only was their second child a girl, where they had hoped for another boy, but Alexis’ compliance was short-lived. Even as a child, Alexis hated how everything linked back to their public image and need for dominating the social structure. She learned to quickly silence her displeasure for the most part from the severe consequences she faced otherwise, consequences that were only made worse by her parents’ volatile and secretly violent natures.

However, on the surface it was an easy mistake to make that the Caine family was nothing short of picture perfect: Ezra and Jillian were people who always reached the goals they set for themselves and were parents to a son who would be just as successful as they were and a daughter who many had expected would match Ryan's achievements with just as many of her own. This never turned out to be the case and instead Alexis became the black sheep of the family and frequently and harshly criticized by them all, but in the face of the public she was seen to be tolerated well enough.

If there was anything her parents hated most about Alexis it was her stubbornness. When it came time to attend high school, Alexis simply never showed up to the prestigious school her parents had set up for her to attend and instead went to a public high school much to her parents’ dismay. Yet despite facing their wrath, Alexis didn’t relent. The desire to do exceptionally in school was the only common interest between Alexis and her parents and even that was for differing reasons: where Alexis simply wanted to be as knowledgeable on the subjects she applied herself to, her parents wanted to ensure that no one could whisper about how they must've been doing something wrong as parents if she hadn't been receiving the best grades possible. Alexis studied and took classes year round, sacrificing what little time she did have to herself to keep herself buried in her textbooks. Spending all her time studying though left Alexis always unsure of how to spend any spare time she happened to get for herself, but soon found herself picking up how to play the piano when her family was absent, which was often enough as they were frequently away on some business trip or another, as she didn't want them to find out and turn it into a chore for her.

While her parents had enough going on in their careers and focusing on Ryan, they began to largely ignore her and would come up with excuses as to why she wasn’t present for social functions and other events as they saw her as too great a disappointment and embarrassment to include her. Because her family was one that firmly upheld the elitist values and traditions of generations long since passed, particularly marrying others that were of equal or higher social status thus arranged marriages Jillian decided to subject Alexis to the same fate. She feared Alexis’ lack of interest in preserving the bloodline and both social and economic status and as a result she arranged for Alexis to marry Christopher Rochester, an aspiring doctor at the time, when she turned 21. Alexis objected and attempted to dissuade her parents despite knowing it was futile as her parents had never once taken her opinions into consideration when they had set their minds to something they wanted from her. They were quick to cut her off at every attempt and stated that, as usual, it didn't matter whether she liked the situation or not because she was still apart of the family and they had the final say. Rather than continue to fight them, however, she backed down and decided to bide her time until she figured out a way to get herself out of the engagement.

At 18 she had reached out to Christopher and made him an offer: he could either call off the marriage since he would've been the only one her parents would've complied with, or not only would she humiliate him by not showing up to the wedding, but she would also expose his own family for the corruption they were guilty of whether that would be before they were to be married or after the fact. Fortunately for Alexis though, Christopher wasn't willing to take the risk and so after some thought he called off the engagement much to his own family's dismay and her parents' ire.

The extreme disappointment and bitter resentment her family regarded her with only made them dote on and adore her brother more as he was more than willing to meet the high standards expected of every child in the Caine family. The incessant abuse she had sustained as well led to her becoming fiercely independent and adamantly refusing the help of others. Even if she knew that it might make a situation easier for herself she would have much rather have to go out of her way to get something done herself.

When she was old enough to move out, Alexis did just that. Bribery was a tactic her parents even used on her to remain quiet about their treatment of her when she was older in return for a large sum of money. Though there was no written and signed agreement, she took the money and never spoke to them again.

She continued her academic pursuits on her own and, upon discovering the medical examiner profession, she was immediately drawn to it. The dead didn’t talk back and it was quiet in a morgue, things Alexis craved. And so it was only a matter of time before she became a medical examiner herself, but through learning about the ins and outs of the justice system, her cynical outlook on it only became more bleak. Alexis learned how to bend and even break rules as she saw fit for cases to reach the outcomes she either wanted or was at least satisfactory enough. Though not something she did often and certainly never spoke of openly, the risks involved were ones she took from time to time for reasons only she and those she took the gamble for.

RELATIONSHIPS

► MOTHER: Jillian (née Rockwell) Caine (anesthesiologist) ► FATHER: Ezra Caine (CEO of Caine Corp. [pharmaceuticals, bioengineering]) ► SIBLINGS: Ryan Caine (lawyer; older brother) ► ROMANTIC: Christopher Rochester (business executive; ex-fiancé) ► FRIENDS: Erika Rostel (lawyer)

MISC INFORMATION

► Unafraid to break the law if the reason is it’s for something she believes to be the right that the justice system wouldn’t be able to or be likely to accomplish with the way it’s constructed and/or otherwise the better of two evils ► She’s not a fan of formal events, both because of the fact she’s not fond of the socializing aspect or being in a crowd, but also because she doesn’t like to wear formal attire thus she’ll typically try to avoid having to attend any. Crowds also give her anxiety. ► Has been playing the piano since she was 6 years old, but very rarely will play for an audience. ► Studied Latin and Italian, but is only at a high intermediate in the latter as some of her family is from Italy. Latin has helped her with gaining a basic understanding of other Romance languages and scientific terminology. ► Estranged from her family and hasn’t ever pressed charges against them. Her wealthy status is in part because her parents paid her off to remain silent. ► Erika helps out with Alexis when she chooses to utilize illegal means to make a case go her way by serving as the defendant’s lawyer.

#*character overview

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silvcrlining · 4 years ago

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( @dcwdrops ) it’s the night after her birthday when jillian finally receives a text message from finley.

finley: u know when u confuse what day it is bc time is a human-made concept and completely relative and not really real?

finley: anyway lol go check your front door, i left smth for u ;)

on the mercers’ front door, there’s two boxes wrapped in cartoon bunny-covered paper. in the first box, there are two records-- one is abba’s arrival, the other is fleetwood mac’s tango in the night-- and an assortment of chew toys for brioche. there’s a little note pasted to one of the records: i heard gabe gifted you a record player, so i thought i’d help you start your collection with some essentials. also, brioche always deserves presents. always.

the second box is smaller and holds in it a folded green knit sweater. however, there’s a small lump within the folded sweater, and once jillian unfolds it, she’ll find a jade stone, and another note: probaby one of my best-crafted sweaters-- consider yourself lucky, miss jill. no comment on the stone.

on top of the boxes, there’s a letter tucked into an envelope:

jill,

it’s hard to keep track of how long ago i started being your favorite coworker (you don’t have to tell me-- it’s obvious), and how long ago you started being mine (after stanley, of course). regardless, it’s been an honor to have annoyed you this long and not have a black eye yet because of it. let’s see if i make it through one more year.

happy birthday, you frightening woman,

finley

#dcwdrops #( event: jillian's birthday )#( from: finley )#:)

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spidermaninlove · 3 years ago

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Tomdaya Quiz Answers

1. How is 5:16 am relevant to Tomdaya?

A: Time of video taken by Euphoria crew member that revealed Tom on set with Z.

2. To what animal does Tom compare Z during the BTS of the LSB?

A: A “giraffe” of an actress.

3. From what retailer did Tom buy matching items for Z?

A: Piaget -- rose necklace and earrings.

4. What was the tomdaya blunder of 2019?

A: Tom tagged Z on his crotch

5. What artist did Z commission to make an accessory for Tom?

A: Jillian Aldrich -- keyhole pendant.

6. Tom commissioned an artist to make what type of gift for Z? Be specific.

A; Spray paint on canvas portrait of Noon.

7. How does Will Smith relate to Tomdaya?

A: Tom Will Smithed Z in London during a HOCO press tour photoshoot.

8. Who initiated Tomdaya 1.0: a) Tom, b) Zendaya, c) Jacob Batalon, d) Harrison?

A: b

9. When was the first time Tom saw Z (hint: it wasn’t in person)?

A: In a video of Z singing along with a Beyonce song

10. By what mode of travel did Tom travel to California for Thanksgiving 2016? Be specific (e.g., airline).

A: On Z’s private jet.

11. On what magazine did Tom and Z grace the cover together?

A: The Hollywood Reporter

12. What birthdays did Tom and Z spend together (provide whose and the year)?

A: Tom’s in 2017 and Z’s in 2018.

13. In what city and what song did Z snapchat Tom singing while perched on a windowsill?

A: Barcelona, Let Me Love You.

14. Other than HOCO and FFH, what premiere of Z’s did Tom attend: a) Euphoria, b) Smallfoot, c) Malcolm & Marie, d) The Greatest Showman?

A: d

15. What vegan restaurant in LA have Tom & Z been spotted together: a) Ramen Hood, b) Crossroads Kitchen, c) Souley Vegan, d) Monty’s Good Burger?

A: b

16. What specific fashion event did Tom and Z attend together?

A: Burberry fashion show in London, Feb. 17, 2018.

17. Name five non-work related establishments where Tom & Z have been spotted together in Cali.

A: Target, In-N-Out, Cheesecake Factory, Crossroads Kitchen, movie theaters, Z’s house in Northridge, Claire’s house, in Tom’s car while driving in the LA area, spinning with Z’s mom while Z waited for them, Rodeo Drive, Golden Apple Comics, Home Depot, The Grove, Topanga mall, on the Euphoria set, Santa Barbara...

18. With whom did Z spend a day in Murano: a) Tom, Nikki, Dom, and Paddy, b) Tom and Darnell, c) Tom, Harry, and Tom’s grandparents, d) Tom, Harry, and Darnell?

A: c

19. At what event of Z’s was Tom scheduled to attend but was unable to do so due to familial reasons?

A: TxZ Spring Fashion event in Paris

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stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland · 4 years ago

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There is a light at the end of the tunnel

Hello, Stuck. Sorry, I don’t know your real name.

I wrote this long ass post to bring some light into the fandom and between the CSs, and I hope you can post it? I’m new in the Tumblr world, but not in the 5H fandom. I don’t quite know how it works yet and, for the moment, I only know your blog and those of @emisonme, @karlaswine, @sun-to-my-luna, @underthatimpression, and @mentesimploria because, in one way or another, you’re all connected to each other. I just wanted to tell you guys how much I appreciate every single one of you, the passion you have, and the hope you keep alive among those who, like me, love the girls. Also, the patience you guys have, especially against the haters, is admirable. I love the fact that you keep going. Because this is your sacred place, as it should be.

This is the very first time I’ve ever done anything like this. I’m what can be defined as a ‘silent fan’. I never commented on anything in the girls’ posts, not even on the fan accounts I follow. I don’t have Twitter. I have Facebook but it’s like I don’t have it because I don’t use it. I have Wattpad (obviously). I recently registered here on Tumblr, and I have Instagram. That’s what I use. It’s the only app along with YouTube that I use daily to keep up with the rest of the world. Especially the American part of the world. I’m Italian, but I speak American English well, and I apologize in advance if my lazy ass hasn’t noticed possible grammatical errors. I saw that a lot of you are into this stuff, so I thought I’d add it just because. I’m a Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, and Virgo rising.

I’m gonna turn 29 on December 22, and this is a BIG fuck off to all the people who have attacked you lately for your age. This is personal information that I give freely to make ignorant and small-minded people understand that, in this context especially, age is irrelevant. As you, little fucker who hides behind a computer to attack people just to feel stronger, have a life, we have it too. Like you, we have a life, a job, friends, etc. We also have passions. Passions that yes, my dear haters, also include shipping people. I don’t know why in your stupid brain we’re too old to ship people we love and to give opinions about it. I didn’t know it was something reserved only for those who still smell like mommy’s milk. But anyway…

I became aware of 5H existence just before summer 2015 thanks to ‘Worth It’. Being Italian, however, I had no idea who they were, and to be honest, I didn’t go searching for them. Randomly one day then, I ran into Camren on YouTube. I can’t remember which video I was watching, but I know for sure it was about ‘Heya/Brittana’ (Heather Morris and Naya Rivera/Brittany and Santana, my very first hard LGBT ship). And among the suggested videos, there they are. As ridiculous as it sounds, and although I liked them as soon as I saw them, I didn’t go searching for them. I did it when ‘Work from Home’ came out though. From there, I connected that they were the same ‘Worth It’ group and the same two girls I liked from those YouTube videos. I had officially become a fan. I was screwed. Screwed because, I’d officially entered one of the most messed up and yet most beautiful fandoms ever.

As I initially said, this is the very first time I’ve ever done anything like this. But after the recent events, seeing how many people gave up, it made me a little angry and gave me the strength to speak for the first time. I thought the first time would’ve been through the fanfiction I’ve been working on for over two years, but no. Lauren and her beautiful mouth had to terrorize, disappoint, panic, and make angry 80% of CS, thus fueling the hatred of all the other fandom towards us. So I decided to speak now. Maybe, just maybe, this very long ass post of mine is gonna help struggling CS. Maybe, just maybe, it’s gonna make them reason and bring them to their senses.

So. This, as I think you’ve understood, is about Lauren and what she said in the podcast. This is a reminder of the Laucy situation. These are things we already know and that I want to remind you of because apparently, my lovely fellows CS, either you have a short-term memory, or Lauren has the power to create amnesia in people’s minds and I knew nothing about it. Surely this power of hers didn’t work on me and a few others.

Oh and, before starting: 1) You may disagree with me. It’s normal to have different opinions. 2) You can search for information such as dates, easily on the internet. 3) I’m gonna use nicknames on PRs for fun. That doesn’t mean I hate them. I have my reasons for dislike each one of them as people, but I can assure you it has nothing to do with the fact that they were or are the Camren beards. An example to make you understand what I mean is Ty. I’m a huge Ari fan and I’ve been listening to ‘safety net’ non-stop for two days straight. I really dislike Ty as a person, but I separate the art from the artist.

Okay, that said, I can start.

Lauren said: “I knew I was queer because I fell in love with my best friend when I was like 15.” – “Her and I started to have a physical connection when I was 15.”

Lauren and Lucid Vivisectionist met when L moved to Carrollton in 7th grade. Lucille moved back to Puerto Rico in February 2012, returning to visit Miami occasionally (this explains the fetus pictures with Lucy and Camren at L’s house). In February 2012, Lauren was 15, Camila 14, and Lucy 16. And who did Lauren meet when she was 15? Oh yeah, Camila. C and L did the first phase of the audition, the ‘cattle call’, on May 1, 2012 in Greensboro, North Carolina. Audition where Camila took courage to speak at the (“Oh my God that girl is) literally so beautiful” girl from which she felt intimidated by starting that adorable brief conversation “Hi, I like your shirt”, “Thanks. I like your jacket” just before it was her turn to get in for her audition. In May 2012, Lauren and Camila were both 15 years old. Lauren and Camila saw each other again for the first time on July 25th, two months later, in Miami on the first day of boot camp, and it was Lauren herself who went to Camila: “You’re the Cuban girl!”. In July 2012, Lauren was 16 and Camila was 15.

Lauren said: “She came back into my life when I was 18. I was on tour and I was in my room in a hotel somewhere, and she called me.” Let me explain to you why I think this is true.

Lauren and Luxy reconnected with each other after Lucy’s car accident that took place on May 15, 2015. Lauren was really 18 in May 2015, and we can rule out The Reflection Tour dates because it started on February 27, 2015, and ended April 6, 2015. We can also rule out these other show dates that 5H did: April 11 in Jackson Township, New Jersey - April 13 at Live! with Kelly and Michael in New York - April 19 Lauren was at Coachella with Keana, Britt, and other friends - April 22 at the Worldwide Radio Summit in Hollywood - April 25 at Radio Disney Music Awards 2015 in Los Angeles - May 8 at Channel 93.3 Summer Kickoff 2015 in Chula Vista, San Diego - May 9 at Wango Tango 2015 in Carson, Los Angeles (May 9, rumors about Camila and Louis Tomlinson just because paparazzi believed they were together when Louis was actually together with Liam outside the Project Club L.A., and C who was at the club next door) - May 15 at KDWB Radio Show in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

The rest of their program and possible date: May 16 at Kiss Concert 2015 in Mansfield, Massachusetts - May 19 at Dancing with the Stars in Los Angeles - May 30 at G-A-Y in London (rumors about Lauren and Louis Tomlinson this time, born because 5H went to Libertine nightclub with Louis and Niall) - May 31 at Britain’s Got More Talent in London - June 2 at Capital FM in Birmingham, England - June 5 at Good Morning Britain in London - June 6 at Capital FM Summertime Ball 2015 in London - June 12 at Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii - June 14 at LA Pride 2015 - June 18 at Jimmy Kimmel Live in Los Angeles - June 20 at B96 Pepsi Summer Bash 2015 in Bridgeview, Illinois - June 23 at San Diego County Fair 2015 - 28 June at Show Of The Summer 2015 in Hershey, Pennsylvania - July 10 at Rockefeller Plaza in New York. July 15, 2015, beginning of Reflection: The Summer Tour.

June 27, 2015 Lauren turned 19, and do you guys remember the events of those days? Because I do.

On June 24, 2015, Lauren celebrated her birthday in advance at the famous sushi restaurant ‘Katsuya’. Among the guests were the girls, her mom Clara, some friends, including Jill (the same Jill/Jillian Gutowitz who worked with Zack Sang and who 5H met on April 22, 2015, at the Worldwide Radio Summit, which lasted for three days but they were present for two: 22 and 23. The same Jill who wrote the article for AfterEllen on January 25, 2016, about her experiences with women who denied their sexuality. Remember the story of Lauren Jordan, right?), and Noah Benardout (may he rest in peace). Still no Lucia, not even on the days when Lauren returned to Miami to celebrate with her family before resuming the program from the 28. As I already said, The Reflection Summer Tour began on July 15, 2015, and Lucy’s first public reappearance took place on one of the tour dates, that is, July 27 at Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

From that moment on, we saw Lucille appear on multiple occasions in hops through time. After the July 27th date, we saw her during the trip to Hawaii with Lauren and Keana in September, followed by the concert that the girls had on October 10 in the Bahamas, where they stayed with their families and friends for a few days. After the Bahamas, the mess happened between 5H because they found out about Camila’s departure from the group which initially should’ve been immediate, but for which they fought and gained another year. That, was also the time when Laucy signed their PR contract. As we know from Lauren herself, that was the worst and darkest time for her. That was the beginning of her numbness.

On October 23, they were on their way to Italy and Lauren wrote on her dark diary, the one shown to us in Episode 8 of her Attunements. On October 24, they arrived in Milan for the MTV Europe Music Awards 2015 occurred on October 25, and on October 28, in Madrid instead, there was the interview with Alyson Eckmann, the journalist Camila flirted with while Lauren was sitting right next to her.

Going forward, in November we have:

- Rumors about Lauren and Julius Dein (his friend who is a YouTube magician).

-The release of IKWYDLS including the rumors about Camila and Shawn and Michael Clifford (who was already in the picture) who were ‘vying for her’.

- Beginning of Lauren’s coming out plan which included: 1) The release of The Vamps’ album on November 23rd, that is, a week after the release of IKWYDLS, and which included the track ‘I Found A Girl’. Joe O'Neill, the manager of The Vamps, liked that famous tweet. Despite the efforts to make us believe that Bleahren (sorry for the Italian pun I made here, but ‘bleah’ in Italian is equivalent to the ‘eww’ to indicate something gross, and therefore Bleah-Ren) Brauren was real and that the girl involved was Lucille and not Camila, they’ve miscalculated since Lauren and Brad ‘dated’ in 2014 when Lucy had not yet returned into Lauren’s life. But since the album and consequently the song came out on November 23, 2015, they tried to manipulate people’s minds as usual. 2) Jill’s article that served to connect and more or less ‘confirm’ the story between this Jordan and her childhood friend, Lauren-Lucy.

- December: completion of the 7/27 album + Dina LaPolt’s entry + renegotiation of the contracts (mostly DNA’s contracts) + FIFTH HARMONY MUSIC, INC. created by LAND on December 21 to prepare for the transfer of the 5H trademark, the FIFTH HARMONY PARTNERSHIP, of which they became owners from April 27, 2016 + change of management from Faculty Management: Jared Paul and Janelle Lopez, to Maverick Management: Larry Rudolph, Dan Dymtrow, and Tara Beikae. [All things that were possible ONLY THANKS to the exit of C from the group]

- January 2016, we have Lauren and Lucrezia who came back from Colombia to then taking a road trip for Lucy’s birthday week.

- Jill’s article came out and coincidentally, by pure chance, exactly two days later, on January 27, 2016, Camila and Dinah were hacked.

- On March 9, 2016, Lauren, Normani, Andrea, Dinah, and Keana went to pierce their ears, or rather, Laurmainah pierced their ears, mama Dre and Keana just accompanied them. During her turn, Lauren asked Keana to take her phone to make a video. In the meantime, Mani was filming Lauren, and again by pure chance, Keana, who was in the heart of the frame, took Lauren’s phone as she’d asked, and both the lock screen and the home screen portrayed a picture of Lucania during a photoshoot. Same picture Lucy herself posted on Instagram on April 10th to leave no doubt.

- April 24, 2016, Coachella together.

- Luciana went with 5H in London, in May, during the promotion of the 7/27 album. (+ Camren video of May 28, 2016)

- She was present during the start of the tour in South America on June 26th (in the evening during the concert, L danced Big Bad Wolf for her, but that’s not the famous video, that was on September 5) and 27th to celebrate L’s birthday together (picture of the 27th of them in Buenos Aires).

- June 27, 2016, on L’s birthday, Jill posted a picture with L from the birthday dinner of the year before, further confirming the story of ‘Jordan’.

- August 1, the national girlfriend day, L posted a picture of her and Lucy.

- From August 12 to 21, Lucy was with them. The night after the concert on the 13th in Rochester Hills, Michigan, videos in which Lucilla appeared during Lauren Fuller’s birthday celebration at the hotel for dinner. On the 14th in Noblesville, Indiana, during Gonna Get Better and Big Bad Wolf Lauren smiled in Lucy’s direction who was in the audience. On the 18th in Virginia Beach, Virginia, a fan met Laucy in a movie theater restroom, taking a selfie with Lauren (C posted a picture of her in the dark with the words of Bad Things “don’t think that I can explain it” the same night).

- On September 4 and 5 Lucippe returned. On the 5th in Houston, Texas, the famous ‘super HD’ video took place in which Lauren danced Big Bad Wolf for Lucy, even pointing to her during her verse. [On September 6, Midland, Texas, during the Q&A, Lauren wore the same dress that Lucy was wearing to the concert the night before, and at the same time, she sat next to C and got jealous when C complimented a fan by sending her flying kisses. Ahh… The irony]

Now. Let’s move on to the part of the podcast where Lauren explains about the kiss with Lucza at her uncle and aunt’s wedding, how her aunt “super innocently” posted the pictures on Facebook that her “unreal invasive fans” found and posted, how Perez Hilton outed her to the world by posting an article with those pictures, how she did nothing for a week, and that after thinking “Ok, it happened. People know. What am I gonna do?”, she wrote that letter against Trump as her own way of coming out.

On November 4, 2016, Lauren and Lucynda did the ‘famous’ photoshoot in New Orleans called ‘Bare With Me’. Lauren flew to NOLA right after Halloween, got back to Miami to vote, then returned to New Orleans on the 10th along with her family for the wedding. Lucianna was also with her on the 10th for the rehearsal/bowling with all of Lauren’s relatives. Meanwhile Orange Trumpeter was elected on the 8th, and many celebrities were preparing to write a letter through Billboard against him and his supporters. Labels and management saw it as a perfect opportunity to get her to come out also considering how much Lauren has always been vocal on the subject, and THEY contacted Billboard to get her to participate in exchange of the exclusive of her coming out. All that was missing was the evidence to make sure that there had been no connection with Camila, and that was the reason for the kiss at the wedding on the 11th.

On November 13, the wedding photographer posted those pictures on his website, including the one of the kiss. And I’m sorry, Lolo, I love you but, really? Who are you kidding? The pictures didn’t start spreading because her ‘unreal invasive fans’ found them on her aunt’s Facebook page where she’d posted them ‘super innocently��. The pictures started spreading after the photographer posted them! And you know what’s even more funny? That to see those pictures on the website, you needed an access password. So what are you saying here, Lo? That your ‘unreal invasive fans’ were so good, to even have hacked their way into the website for pictures they didn’t even know existed? It wasn’t your team, was it? Oh, okay. My bad.

Sarcasm aside. The pictures started to spread, Perez tweeted about it on the 14th, and in the meantime Lauren had time to write the letter that was approved by the labels and sent to Billboard (on the 14th), who approved it a couple of days after it was sent (on the 16th), and which they then published it in the article two days later (on the 18th). In all of this, on November 15, 2016, the girls all went to Epic’s party. Since we know very well that most of the cases of coming out as bisexual in the industry made by a female celebrity occur in succession with the connection with a guy, that night there was the PR proposal between Typo Dolour Signal and Lauren that he obviously accepted, and in fact, he was there that night at that party too (Picture of C with a tear mark on her cheek).

Now, the icing on the cake of the Laucy’s PR: Nicole Cartolano. Nicole is a friend of Lecy’s with whom she had already worked together and who also posted pictures of Lauren on November 17 and 22, 2016, one on December 31, 2016, together with Marian Hill taken backstage after Lauren’s performance with them on the 30th, the night before, for the Snow Globe Festival in South Lake Tahoe, California, and the one of Laucy (with the piñata) on January 10, taken the same night to celebrate Lucilia’s birthday at midnight and that Lauren also used to post it for wish her a happy birthday. That was the last public interaction between the two. *Slow entry of Tympans Dollhouse Signalized in the picture from January 4, 2017, thanks to that tweet*.

On January 21, 2017, Lauren and Lucy were at the same Women’s March, but separately (single), and we haven’t seen them together anymore. LuBYE. On March 22, 2017, both ‘Bare With Me’ and the interview article Nicole did with MTV News (she confirmed that Laucy had been together by having an on-again, off-again for years and also said a lot of other bullshit like the fact that the girls were nervous because they didn’t know how their parents would’ve responded) came out. On August 13, 2018, Nicole officially apologized to Lucy for being angry with her for posting the pictures and therefore for having outed her and for having taken part in the MTV interview without their permission. There was also the screenplay made by Nicole’s mom to make everything even more true.

Bullshit on bullshit on bullshit. Number 1, Lauren herself confirmed in this podcast that her parents knew about her, and said how much she loved Lucre’s ‘I’m out and proud’ part.

Number 2, Nicole posted a preview of the pictures on March 18, 2017, so if she really wanted to stop her before the publication on the 22nd, she would’ve had time to do so.

Number 3, Lucita came out publicly on her own with that Spanish post on Instagram on November 20, 2016, saying in summary that she was anything but straight because she didn’t want to label herself (she did it years later by saying she was a lesbian).

Number 4, as Lusia also confirmed in that post where Nicole’s mom left that comment, Nicole signed a non-disclosure agreement form. If she had actually violated it without having had a release and written consent form, she would’ve been sued.

Number 5, if Luciferase really wanted to have that conversation in private with Nicole’s mom, she might very well have done so. She could’ve contacted her and answered her IN PRIVATE for real, and not via IG where EVERYONE saw and took the side of poor, poor Luckless.

Number 6, the biggest proof that shows the hypocrisy of all this, Lucasta continued to work with Nicole. Their last work dates back to November 25, 2019.

Okaay, sure… sure, because it was normal for her to continue working with the person who outed her, wasn’t it? People’s lies never cease to amaze me. For that matter, Nicole also posted a picture of their ‘adventure’ as they made their way to the photoshoot location on November 1, 2017, and continued to wish them both a happy birthday with posts every year.

And lastly, on June 6, 2020, we have the Lucerne’s video leaked (+ old pictures and videos of 5H) where she burned pictures of Lauren and of the two of them together in 2017, accompanied by the tweets occurred two days later, in which she explained that she was hacked and that she burned the pictures for a closure. Then, exactly 20 days later, that is on June 26, 2020, the PAPER Magazine article of Lauren’s interview came out. What a coincidence! In that article, Lauren explained, along with other things, that she’d been in love with her best friend for 7 years.

Lauren, honey, the maths, the maths… If according to your words you fell in love with her at 15, got together with her at 18, and broken up at 20, how can these be 7 years? It’s 5 years… And as if it wasn’t enough, still according to your words, after 1 year and 8 months (from mid-May 2015 to mid-January 2017), 2 months of which public because of the wedding pictures, of the relationship you wanted at all costs, “all in” and “now we’re gonna be in this relationship”, you broke up with her because she was really toxic, and after less than a month, you started dating an even more toxic person without the proper time to heal?? How do you expect me to believe you? And I’m putting aside the fact that I know they’re both PR relationships. I’m speaking out of logic. How? How can I believe you? How does this make any sense?

Personally, yes, I believe Lauren and Lucy have a past. Lauren’s first kiss was when she was 13 (8th grade) with her boyfriend at the time, Dominic, but I think Lucy was her first kiss with a girl. And I think it happened when she was 15, but in 2011, so long before Lucy left. Lauren dated Paul Martinez from June 4, 2011, to the end of July (around 23/24). From after Paul, until her very first PR at X-Factor, Keaton Stromberg, she was single. I truly believe that before she met Camila, Lauren and Lucy did everything Lauren said. I really believe Lauren experimented with her in secret, but I don’t believe in anything else she said at all.

This is my opinion. And in my opinion, Lauren always knew she was queer, and Lucy was the first with whom she could experience the attraction and the feelings towards girls she had always felt and concealed deep inside herself. But they were friends. Just friends. Friends who messed around and experimented together in secret given the environment that surrounded them. Lucy then returned to live in Puerto Rico and they simply drifted apart because of the distance and Lauren’s busy schedule with 5H. When she came back into Lauren’s life, they rekindled their friendship. Just that. Also because, Camila, hello? Camila entered Lauren’s heart the same year Lucy left and never get out of it. Not to mention that Lucy had a girlfriend, Sarah Scott Narcise, before getting together with Nicole Marie Rendón in March 2017. I honestly think that Lucy was also giving advice to Lauren about her relationship with Camila, and I also think that now they really aren’t friends anymore for something we don’t know about, even though I have my theories… But anyway. Lauren needed a beard to be able to come out, Lucy needed visibility for her modeling career and, at the time, also for her music which, however, never saw the light of day. The labels approved because they would’ve done anything to keep their chosen one out of the gay light. Camila also approved. Boom, PR.

I don’t believe all the other bullshit she said during the podcast. Because if they’d been true, they would’ve made logical sense. A sense they’ve been trying, and failing, to give for years. If Lauren really didn’t want to come out, she wouldn’t have done a photoshoot with Lucy a week before the wedding with the intention of using that same photoshoot to come out. She would not have kissed Lucy in a public place during the wedding pictures in front of a professional photographer hired for the event, knowing full well that those pictures would eventually have been published by the bride and groom, her aunt and uncle, and the photographer himself. If she wanted so badly a picture of her kissing her girlfriend, drunk or not, she would’ve taken her fucking phone and take selfies. It wasn’t the fans’ or Perez’s fault. It was the management that was following the plan.

And I’m supposed to, what exactly? Forget all these things, things that have been proofed multiple times in the past, because Lauren, or Camila, or management, or labels, or their contracts, must continue with their stupid narrative? Because Camila must continue to look straight and continue to look in love with Shalt Menstruated because the señorito is about to release his documentary and his album? Because Camila’s movie is about to come out? Because Lauren’s own album is about to be released and because the subject matter of her female-pronounced songs must only and exclusively be related to Lucy? (Although I think her album will be out next year. I think a song with female pronunciation is coming out soon. And no, I’m sorry, I don’t think it’s Burning)

Guys, come on…

Think about it. She used Lucy as a shield to tell part of her story with Camila that happened in 2014. It all fits. Even the story told through songs from Camila’s cocky POV, including ‘Like Friends Do’, ‘Eyes on You’, ‘Cleopatra’, ‘Leave for Good’, and a couple from her last album like ‘Should’ve Said It’ and ‘Feel It Twice’.

I understand why many of you have been hurt by this podcast and by Lauren herself. I understand why a lot of you are angry about the things she said. I see you, I understand, I really do. And everyone is free to feel whatever they want, I’m not saying otherwise. But I really don’t understand why you’re hiding or why you’re abandoning the ship. Authors who don’t wanna write anymore. Accounts closed. Names changed. Hope lost. This, all this, makes me angry and hurt. Because you fell for it. And you know why you fell for it? Because Lauren changed her approach. Leaving aside the part just before when she said: “Even when I talk about it, and I don’t talk about it because I’ve learned to just ignore it because-” and there, I swear I had to pause because I burst out laughing, and I was like: “Bitch, you’re the one who pulled this out of your ass out of nowhere right this second, what are you saying?”. She went on by saying, and she knows us so well because of this: “I just chose to ignore it at a certain point because getting angry to them would it mean that it was real and validate it more for them”.

And it’s true. This non-angry approach of hers, worked like a charm. Lauren’s older, she’s more mature than before. Although she was very nervous, she managed to explain everything calmly. The fact that she was emotional and almost cried in many parts, it really gave an extra boost to what she tried to sell. And I’m not saying she faked almost crying. Hell, no. That was super true and hard for her. I’m saying though, that it’s really easy to manipulate people’s minds, and Lauren used her real pain, the real suffering she has gone through over the years to tell this charade. That’s why it seemed so real. And I’m supposed to fall for that shit just because that’s what they’ve wanted for years, right? Convenient much?

Guys, please. You’re smarter than that, use those beautiful brains. For example, the fact that Lauren said: “I was queer, but she was not”, wrong as you want it to be, and “Camila and I were just really good friends at that time”, yeah, sure, Jan. Doesn’t the very fact that she used the past tense make you realize that it was done to completely detach herself from her IN THE PRESENT? Everything she said was for something. Everything had a purpose. And the goal is always the same. Make us stop shipping ‘em. Putting a label on C only served the Shoestoremila purpose, nothing else. And those were words that came out of the mouth of the one who says she doesn’t like labeling people. The same one who was pissed that someone had outed her before she wanted to. Do you really think she’s that hypocritical?

The fact that she put all the CS in the same box, especially when she talked about the Daddy situation, WAS DONE ON PURPOSE. She couldn’t fail to generalize because their purpose is, and will be for a long time to come, to kill Camren. That means the whole fandom. Not just invasive elements. But really all the CS. The purpose was to make us feel guilty. The purpose is to make us accept that it was never real, and since we care about them, to make us continue to support them individually and not as a couple, even though she knows that the real CS do it regardless. This, is called manipulation, guys.

Think about everything else too. The inconsistency. The holes in her story. The lack of explanations. And the fact that during the story of how it all happened, she jumped from one theme to another and therefore managed to deflect and not completely finish one before moving on to the other, doesn’t it make you understand that she didn’t want to give too many details? And when does that usually happen? She knew we’d analyze her. She knew she couldn’t say too much. When she talked about Lucy, she knew that WE know she was talking about Camila, and with too many details, it would also have been obvious to the others because WE would’ve pointed it out to everyone. I mean, it’s obvious enough in itself, imagine if she’d fed us more information that we would’ve compared in the timeline.

Please, guys. I know that it feels like something’s changed, but it’s not. It’s really not. I’m appealing to all of you. Open your eyes. Reason. I know many of you still have conflicting emotions and feelings, and that’s okay. If you’re still upset, if you still wanna cry, then cry. Do whatever helps you feel better because, especially after the haters have come to bite your asses, you’re entitled to feel the way you do. But please, please, don’t give up. If you give up, you just play their game. You just do them a favor. You guys had invested so much of your time, so much of your passion, so much of yourselves to just, give up. Think of all we’ve been through, especially those who’ve been in the fandom for years. Think about how happy Camren makes you. They were there for you when you needed them. When you were going through hard times. I know they’ve helped a lotta people.

And think about this too. Lauren herself said at the beginning of the podcast: “The news and the media are constantly spinning narratives for your clicks so they can make money”. And what do you think this podcast was for? It’s always the same shit. Have you not noticed how the very same news and media have ALL talked about them? Didn’t you notice how My Oh My magically returned into the charts? How 50ft surpassed the 9 million streams on Spotify? And you still have doubts?

This is instead for the CS who get often angry about their actions. I personally think it’s pointless to blame Lauren and Camila for every single thing they do that has been PLANNED for them. Especially Camila as far as Shonas is concerned. There’s a pattern here too. Lauren had her light PR with Lucia. Lauren then had her heavy PR with Typic Dole Sight while Camila had a light one with Eatchu. And now Camila’s having a heavy one. C’s one is heavier simply because they’re much more famous than PRen (Tyren) were. So, guys, be patient. There’s really no point in getting angry and blaming them. It’s a waste of energy. It’s useless to blame them if they’re gonna continue to do so over the years to come. They’re just still trying to get past their original contracts and survive in the industry at the same time. Sooner or later, I HOPE, they will be free to tell the truth or the truth will come out on its own.

Well, I’m done. Jeez, that was long, wasn’t it? But I hope it was worth it. I hope I’ve cleared your heads a little bit and instilled some hope again. I also hope I made you smile with all those nicknames and my sarcasm. I especially hope that wherever you are, you’re having a good day, and if not, then I hope it has improved at least a little bit with this post. And thank you so much, Stuck. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to use my voice for the first time publicly/virtually. You, above all, keep on being one of the lights and NEVER let them turn you off. I love you guys. Stay safe. Stay strong. Stay patient. With love, F.

I leave you with these two pearls:

Number 1. Lauren said something else too. She said: “Don’t trust me. Go research. Go look this shit up yourself”. I know she said it for a completely different context, but I found it really funny given the situation.

Number 2. This is a small scene that automatically created itself in my head as soon as I finished listening to Wonder. I titled it: The sad and short story of the making of ‘Wonder’.

Enjoy:

*on the phone*

Shawl Mendicant: “Hey, buddy. I know you were a huge Fifth Harmony fan and I know you love my fake girlfriend, so I was thinking… could you help me? You know, I need her to stay relevant, but to do that, I also need to release music and completely take all the credit from other people because, you know, the most I do is change a sentence or two in my style to make people think that I wrote all my songs.”

Sam Smith: “………okay?”

Shawnita Menorrhagia: “So, I was wondering, can I copy your homework? You can totally refuse if you want to, but I’m hoping to appeal to the love you have for 5H and Camila, and maybe help a friend out?”

Sam Smith: “Yeah, sure, you can copy my homework. Anything for my girls. Just, change it up a bit so it doesn’t sound too obvious you just copied it.”

Shonas Mended: “Don’t worry. I’ve got this. Thanks, man.” - *ends the call*

Sam Smith looking at the phone with an incredulous expression and one hand over his heart: “I came out as a non-binary, you insensitive asshole!”

Shoes Mentionable from the other room: “Cameeela! He said yes!” *reaching then Camila and Lauren in the living room where Lauren is lying with her head resting on Camila’s legs who’s running her fingers through her hair with one hand and holding the book that she’s reading with the other one* “You were right, all I had to do was mention you girls.”

Lauren chuckling and continuing to pet Cleo who’s lying at the foot of the couch with one hand: “Told you”, to then adding: “And please, I know you’re excited because of the news but keep your voice down”, continuing to caress Sofi’s head who’s sleeping on top of her with the other one.

Shapeless Mentality: “Oh, sorry.”

Camila without looking away from her book: “Sam’s really nice. I’m sure they would’ve said yes even without the need of mentioning us.”

Lauren: “Hmm, I’m not so sure about that, babe. Yes, they’re very nice, but we’re powerful in their minds, so it was an added incentive for them to say yes.”

Shaved Mentholated: “Who are they? Weren’t we talking about Sam?”

Camila who was giggling at her girlfriend’s words:

Lauren:

Sinu from the kitchen:

Cleo who was nibbling her toy:

Even Thunder, Leo, and Eugene from outside into the yard:

*the end*

Chon Mendable: ‘Wonder’ - Sam Smith: ‘One Last Song’

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OMG I am speechless. I’m really still digesting this whole story because it’s amazing but I wanted to start by saying hello to you and telling you my name, my name is Marite. It is a pleasure to meet you dear friend. I don’t want to write too much because your words are much more important than mine but I wanted to thank you for trusting me and my blog to tell me your story. That side of the story that, being new and not having been a harmonizer from the beginning, I never learned. I intended to ask for more information about Laucy’s Timeline but what you have told is a gem. A gem that shows that the bastards of the industry cannot fool the fans because we pay attention to everything and it is not easy for us to fall for their shit. I think the power we fans have is so great that if we all came together, we could bring down this whole fucking fake empire that they have created. That said, Laucy’s story is surprising. As planned and how each person involved had to do their part on the chessboard. Incredible. Now that you tell me that story, I think it fits the one I wrote in my once upon a time post. Sure, yours is true and has everything that mine doesn’t. I have tried to keep this blog open for all who wish to come and air their ideas, their thoughts, their tea. And you dear friend, you have been one of the best so far. You’ve given us that support that the fandom so badly needed and I really appreciate it. I also appreciate your humor, the nicknames have been so hilarious and I’m still laughing. Thank you for daring to tell this part of the story and reopen the can of worms of a PR that right now resurfaces with that Lauren interview. With a purpose, it’s true. And something tells me that we will see much more very soon. Thank you for your support, my friend. And you know, you have my blog at your disposal for whatever you need. And if you need to talk or anything else. I greatly appreciate that we can continue to keep this ship afloat among ourselves. Among a group of intelligent people who have been hurt by someone we have always loved very much even though we know the reason for all that. We can’t give up now because if we do it like you say they will win and I personally don’t plan to indulge them in that. Thank you very much for all dear friend and I hope you have a nice day. I send you a hug and I hope you stay safe.

#submission #laucy timeline #amazing #thanks you buddy #camren #f anon

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Ghostbusters Headcanons

Dating the Ghostbusters

(For anon)

Peter Venkman

He doesn’t take anything seriously and that would definitely reflect in your relationship.

He’d occasionally grab you and dance around the room in an overly dramatic manner or sing a silly song that he made up about you.

Shows that he cares about you in low-key ways; displaying a gift you gave him in the open for people to ask about, berating anyone that insults you (especially if you aren’t around,) etc.

Would definitely use the fake-out and pretend that he forgot about a special day to plan a surprise for you (ex: for your birthday, an anniversary, a promotion, or any big occasion.)

Ray Stantz

He’d be a big fan of pet names. Mostly toward you, but he won’t shy away from you calling him babe or some such thing.

Very cuddly when you’re home alone. Not so much if you’re moving around or doing things, but if you’re vegging on the couch, he’s gonna lay on you.

Likes playing board/card games with you, regardless of the outcome. It could be anything from Uno to Encore.

He’d want to keep some sort of souvenir with him that reminded him of you for good luck.

Egon Spengler

He really won’t know how to act in a relationship at first. It’ll take him some time to adjust and develop the mannerisms and habits that come with having a partner.

Not very affectionate toward you, but would adore it any time you held onto him, gave him a quick kiss, etc.

He’d let you handle your business, but he’d be surprisingly protective toward you.

Gifts toward you would be very tailored to your tastes. He’d rather get you nothing than something he wasn’t certain you’d love.

Winston Zeddemore

He’s so chill in nearly every situation. If you’re ever worried about anything, Winston will be there to help.

So supportive of you. He’d always want to hear about your ideas and passions - even if you repeat yourself or think you’re rambling.

Enjoys trying new activities together. Whenever he sees an ad for an event at a garden or a new restaurant opening up, he’ll want to go with you.

Easily the most expressive with his feelings toward you out of the group. He’d openly tell and show you that he cares for you often.

Abby Yates

Not one to tell you how she feels; she’d definitely rather show it. That goes for any emotion; anger, love, happiness, etc.

Enjoys playing games with you (air hockey, fighting video games, etc.) Low key competitive.

Would use your stuff a lot; your shampoo, detergent, milk, whatever else she needs and is nearby. If you don’t like it, she’d make a conscious effort to try to stop, though.

If you’re ever uncomfortable on the phone or speaking up about something being wrong, she’ll step in and handle the situation for you.

Erin Gilbert

Absolutely the, “text me when you get there” type. She’s not controlling, she just wants to know you’re safe.

She’d look to you for reassurance a lot. She can get nervous about things and it’d help to have you near her when she’s feeling worried.

Lives for “corny” couple stuff; photo booths, matching items, all of it. Whatever will announce to the world that you’re together.

Really likes to show you off even when you aren’t around. She wouldn’t force it into a conversation, but if there were a way for her to segue into talking about you, she’d jump on the opportunity.

Jillian Holtzmann

Non-traditional af. The two of you probably wouldn’t go the “normal” route of meeting, dating, etc. More than likely you’d just sort of... stumble into the relationship.

Would rarely get tired of being around you. She could hang out with you, work with you, and live with you all the time and she’d be fine with it.

She’d let you try out her new gadgets as long as it wasn’t something that would kill you if you misused it.

More affectionate that you’d initially think. She’d want to have her arm around you or be close to you pretty often.

Patty Tolan

She’s an honest person so she’d always be open with you about pretty much anything; opinions, news, etc.

She’s not great at hiding things so if you’ve always wanted a surprise party, you’re both going to have to be lead astray or she’d definitely slip and tell you it was happening.

Will always step up to the plate for you, even if the one bringing you down is yourself.

Loves being out and about with you. Even if it’s running errands or grocery shopping, she’d enjoy traversing the city together.

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sloanepearson · 4 years ago

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last time on disastrous life choices...

a summary of the trials and tribulations i have put my characters through. a few triggers below the cut (mentions: injuries, car wreck, and illness)

sloane pearson

june - august:

TW injury/car wreck: was in boston with family as faer mom was recovering from a major car wreck

september:

returned from the valley, and finally felt back at peace with faerself. but also coming to terms with how distant fae kept friends

finally forgave alex for taking a job with joja

met with jillian in the community center to start talking about what to do with joja and heard...something moving in there

had a conversation with henry about what their friendship meant to faer and how he was like a home to sloane, and promising to be more open with him

fae also poorly admitted romantic feelings for him that were misunderstood

october:

van broke down in zuzu city and faer phone was stolen the same day so fae went AWOL for a month, but fae did finally get a functioning phone! (totally not a convenient excuse for jackie disappearing)

but fae brought back gifts for friends! a ‘sorry for disappearing for a month’ gift

showed up just in time for the spirit’s eve party and caught up with finley and heard about henry’s injury. when fae tried to go talk to him, fae was shut out

november:

had an awkward time coping with ben & henry being gone.

bonded a bit with malia over missing friends

just generally staying low key, going between zuzu and the valley selling things

spa day with finley!

december:

starting to question faer connections to the spirits and starting more intense research on junimo’s and religious entities

had a bit of an anxiety attack at the airport because fae is terrified of flying and being stuck at an airport for days did not help, but hid out in the chapel and had conversations with ben & elaine that helped

january:

got a bit drunk at the new year’s event, danced some, gave ben & henry on the cheek and noticed some major awkward tension between faer and henry still there

TW illness: faer space heater broke, so with all the snow, sloane got hypothermia and had to call ben to bring faer to his clinic (and the day after faer birthday too, what bad luck)

february:

reunion with jemma!! and then blindly followed her into the caverns during a slime infestation, but made it out with just a few bumps

generally, sloane is just not in the high spirits fae used to be and is seriously doubting a lot of faer choices.

adria ali

october:

moved into the valley to start a private counseling office under ben’s recommendation

then spent 4 weeks in zuzu city to fill out paperwork (not cause jackie was away or anything...)

went to the spirit’s eve party but got confused by the vibes

november:

received an accidental text from elaine, but talked her into going to therapy anyways

set up a session with henry

got a tour of the valley from ben

started getting to know some people in the valley (art, finley, archie, gabe and thalia)

december:

stuck in the airport, but used that as a chance to chat with sofia, share a birthday breakfast sandwich with finley, and talk art out of injuring himself on the luggage trolley

started therapy session with henry & elaine

january:

just light mingling at the new year’s eve party because adria is not much of a partier (not because i wasn’t really here or anything....)

virtual therapy sessions (probably)

february:

trying to keep tensions light as the rescue mission happened

meanwhile, she is just attempting to slowly make friends and establish herself in the valley

dakota zimmer

december:

moved into koa’s spare room in the valley

began data collection and nearly yelled at a few people for stepping on his samples

january:

nearly had a panic attack at the new year’s eve dance, but had a decently pleasant conversation with malia (?)

started recruiting properties for his study (mostly just art, but any social interaction is a huge win in his book)

commissioned elaine for custom signs to prevent more confrontation

game night with koa!

february:

followed matty into the mines, and then got stuck in there with him - had several panic attacks that matty eased him out of

now he just wants to hide for a little while

#( * about * )#dewrecap #dewsummary #tw injury #tw car crash #tw illness

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fortheloveoffanfic · 5 years ago

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Lullaby

Keanu Reeves x Reader (Chapter Summary- Two months later and one person is still being affected by a decision they made and another’s apparent rejection bothers them more than they’d prefer to admit.) (Warning- slight NSFW)

Chapter1 Chapter2

Chapter 3

A breathy sigh escaped her parted, plump lips. The silkiness of her legs rubbed against his thighs and her breasts felt firm and warm, just enough to fit in his palm with room for him to knead appreciatively. The slick heaven between her parted legs was so tight, cocooning Keanu’s member perfectly as he slid in and out of her in controlled thrusts. Her little gasps bounce of the walls, joining his low throaty grunts. Oh the sounds she makes. Y/n’s hair haloed around her on the white cotton pillow, messy and wild. She looked so divine in the most corrupted way. She’s so young, beautiful, oozing with youthful appeal. And she’s all his.

Except, she’s not. Not really.

With startle, Keanu awoke, sitting up in his bed, drenched in sweat......and something else. “Fuck,” he breathed, scrubbing his hands harshly over his face, proceeding to rub sleep out of his eyes. It was just minutes away from five in the morning and the sun hadn’t even risen yet, but Keanu knew that there was no chance of him falling back asleep.

It had become almost routine by then, his slumber being interrupted by dreams of Y/n, naked in his bed, or other parts of his house. The location never mattered, but for two months, it had been her. His mind had taken it upon itself to conjure up a slew of different sexual fantasies, ideas never seemed to be in shortage, much like his body’s gullibility when it came to believing them.

With a disgruntled sigh, Keanu shook the covers off and took a minute to offer his deflating crotch an annoyed stare. There was a stain at the front and those would be yet another pair of sleep pants that he’d have to hold back of the laundry hamper and deal with himself, lest Linda find out that she was actually working for a thirteen year old boy just discovering the mechanics of his body and not a grown man with the ability to not nut in his pants.

“The fuck is wrong with me?” He asked himself as he striped lazily, heading for the shower. As he got in, Keanu turned on the hot water, looking up as the water rained down from the entire ceiling of the sizeable cubicle. The shower in the master bath was one of the many things he loved about his house. It mimicked rainfall and could be easily controlled by the sleek silver knobs on the dark tiled wall.

As Keanu washed himself, his hands rough hands passing over his body, his mind flashed to the night from not too long ago, when he had gotten off the mere memories of a dream of Y/n. Since then, he had refrained from masturbation, at least to her image. It felt wrong, like he was violating her somehow. Y/n had probably forgotten their encounter by then, returning to....whatever women her age did. Shopping, dating men who weren’t fifty-something- learning how to run multi-million dollar empires.

He had refrained, yes. And Keanu liked to think that he was normally a man of great, strong restraint, but that morning, as he stood in the shower, hot water washing over him, his fingers brushed his member and thoughts of Y/n took a racy turn. He closed his eyes and started imagining that she was there, her hands touching him, settling to circle his growing erection, pumping slowly as her lips pressed to his, and she mumbled against him, “This what you want, huh? Let me make you feel good baby.”

Throwing his head back, Keanu groaned, his imagination running wild, his vison going white.

Men. They were all the same, weren’t they? Y/n was starting to believe the archaic stereotype. They had to be, else, she wouldn’t be in the position she was in. Sitting in a boardroom, eyes blank and teeth clenched as she listened to rantings of an ancient CFO, who apparently didn’t understand the concept of seasonal changes. As he spoke, Y/n found it hard to stay in the moment.....until he called her out on it, “You know, Miss Warren, if you don’t want to stay, the door’s right there. I’m sure kids your age want nothing more than to run wild all, boozed up.”

At his comment, Y/n sucked in a deep breath, closing her eyes as she tried not to snap. After a minute, she plastered on a wide smile, “Run wild?” She quoted, malice edging her tone, “I can assure Mr. Priestly, I’m not bored, just in awe of you’re.......stupidity. I’m not sure if it’s ignorance or if you’ve never watched the news, but the reason we aren’t making in the tropics is because of the hurricane season. You know, hurricanes; big scary storms; lots of wind and rain, really dangerous and we’ve had to close three braches so far because of them,” her words drew down, her tone grew whiney and mocking and an episode of quiet laughter ran across the table as other board members snickered.

The older man’s face grew hot pink with either embarrassment or anger, and from a mile away anyone could see that his jaw was clenched. The stocky, sausage fingers of his wrinkled hands clenched into his fist before he stuffed them into his pockets, fuming, “Michael, maybe teach your daughter a little respect,” Priestly glared at her father who sat at the head of the sleek glass table, combating his own proud smile.

Michael cleared his throat, leaning back further into his impressive leather chair, folding his arms and nodding, “Yes. Of course. Good observation Y/n,” he tried to look serious, clearing his throat and nodding stiffly, “But perhaps there are better ways to correct our colleagues,” before Priestly could grumble a remark about Y/n not actually being his colleagues, Y/n’s father continued, “But Roger, maybe next time, read the brief first,” he tapped his tablet screen knowingly.

The rest of the meeting went by mostly uneventfully, save for a few snide remarks traded back and forth between Roger and Y/n. At the end of it, everyone gathered their things, dispersing; heading back to their respective offices. After a quick word with her father about the rest of her tasks for the day, Y/n did the same. Usually, they’d ride the elevator together, but he’d promised her mother a lunch date, and Y/n had opted to stay back at the office.

As she stalked past the receptionists’ desk, one of the young girls, just about Y/n’s age or a little younger; Emily, called her back, “Oh! Miss Warren-”

“Emily, we’ve been over this, you can call me Y/n, we went to middle school together,” Y/n chuckled, rounding back to the large shared desk.

“Y/n,” Emily smiled politely, “You’re cousin is here, she’s waiting in your office.”

“Great! Thanks,” after pleasant good byes, Y/n went straight to her office, pulling open one side of the mahogany doors, the long silver handle cool in her palm, “Jill I-”

“Surprise!” A cluster of voices yelled in cheery unison.

Taken a back, Y/n jumped, stumbling back into the already closed door. It took barely a minute for her expression of pure shock, with just a bit of fright mixed it, before her face took on a more excited expression. There in her office, was almost everyone she had called a friend over the past ten years; a few girls her age from the country club her parents frequented, a couple people from college and just some others she’d met at parties and other snazzy events, “Oh my god! What are you guys doing here?”

“We’re here for you, obviously. Jill told us that you’ve committed yourself to these four walls,” a guy, someone who Y/n had met on her very first day of college, Mathew, broke from the small crowd, pulling her into a sideways hug, “And we’re here to tell you, that we won’t stand for that.”

“Matt,” Y/n yelped, hugging him back, “It’s been forever. How is the world of venture capitalism?” She laughed lightly.

“About as fun as it sounds,” he grinned, finally pulling away, going to a cooler that they had somehow managed into her office, and getting out a couple beers, “I’m serious though. We’re taking you on a vacation.”

“In May?” Y/n’s brows furrowed in confusion, “We can’t just-”

“Nuh uh,” Catharine, a young woman her age, who Y/n had known since she was sixteen cut her off, “Relax Y/n/n, it’s a week, not a month. You need to unwind and relax. And you’ve missed at least two birthdays, so you have to make up for those too.”

Y/n sighed, a little excited for the activities in the near horizon, but also a little worried about what her father would think if she just stole away from her work for an entire week. Seeing her tormented expression, Jillian stepped in, placing her hands on Y/n’s shoulders, “I already asked Uncle Michael; he’s okay with it and Aunt Heather thinks that this could be good for you,” Jillian's hands rubbed up and down the silk sleeves of Y/n’s blouse and her eyes pleaded with hers, “Come on cuz, all you’d have to do is pack a bag and grab your passport.”

Y/n worried on her bottom lip, thinking that it might be nice to get away for a week, to wear something other than high heels and skirt suits. Sighing, she rolled her eyes, pretending to be annoyed, her friends seemed to be holding their breaths in anticipation of her answer and a smile tugged at the corner of Y/n’s lips as she spoke, “Well, where are we going?”

Excited cheers erupted and someone popped a bottle of champagne, quickly handing her a glass. Jillian was the one to propose her toast, and answer Y/’s question, “To beautiful, sexy people, old friends, and yachts in Greece!”

At that, glasses clinked, and everyone drank.

“Hey, whatever happened between you and you sexy movie star friend?” Y/n along with Jillian, Catharine and a couple other ladies were gathered in her closet, helping her pack while everyone else made last minute preparations.

“What sexy movie star?” Amanda, another one of Y/n’s college friends, who had taken her business expertise to Silicon Valley after they graduated asked, “We talked on the phone last week and you didn’t tell me about a movie star. Who was he?”

“He’s hot right?” Catharine interjected, holding up a deep green sundress with happy colorful flowers on it. Briefly, she examined it, then, satisfied, she tossed it into a suitcase.

Another friend, Tracy, the lone doctor of their group giggled at their questions, before asking a couple of her own, “I think the real question is; which one of Hollywood’s silver foxes is Y/n hiding from us. Tell me his last name, an I’ll tell you if I’ve seen his dick.”

Y/n, who had taken a quick shower when they got back to her place, stood in her bathrobe, surveying her selection of bathing suits, “Why would you have seen his dick?”

Tracy scoffed, “You’d be surprised, I make a lot of money on penis enlargements. I’ve seen some pretty famous cocks.”

At that, the girls laughed and Jillian shook her head, “I too have seen famous cocks,” she laughed, “But don’t you have some kind of doctor-patient confidentiality?”

Tracy shrugged and it was Catharine who spoke up again, “I think we’re losing focus here; Y/n slept with a movie star and didn’t tell us. And she won’t even tell us who he was.”

“Or if she’s seen him again,” Amanda inserted.

When Y/n turned to face her friends, holding a bathing suit in each hand, one with a colorful pattern from a season ago and the other a timeless, black, designer bikini, all eyes were on her, expectant and awaiting an answer. Even Jillian, who knew exactly who he was and that Y/n had in fact not slept with him, look amused. “Well, I didn’t tell you because it didn’t happen. We almost had sex. Almost as in someone,” she shot an accusing eye at Jillian, “Interrupted us. And he was Keanu Reeves.”

“Excuse me?” Tracy laughed loudly, dropping the pair of denim shorts she had been holding, “As in Johnny Utah, Jack Traven, and my newest favorite; John Wick. Wow,” she paused breathlessly, “I’ve actually never seen his dick.”

“Oh” Catharine, an eternal romantic exclaimed, clapping her hands together, “He’s in my favorite movie-”

Before she could even finish, everyone was saying, “Sweet November,” then a little more disconnected, “We know.”

“You should call him,” Amanda suggested matter-of-factly, “That’s a once in a life time opportunity right there.”

“Yeah, okay,” Y/n began sarcastically, “I’ll just pick up my phone and call him, with a number that I don’t have, and ask him to come fuck me on the way to the airport. Hope seven isn’t too much of a crowd,” she ended with a chuckle.

“Like Y/n Warren who has everything at her fingertips can’t get his phone number,” Amanda argued lightly, “You could have anything you want. Any phone number, any address, anything. And that’s what’s stopping you?”

“Yeah,” Y/n gasped, not believing that she was actually being pressured about something like that, “What do you think it is?”

“Fear. He’s nice guy, at least according to everyone who’s ever met him. What if it doesn’t live up to whatever you imagined. You know what they say about nice guys,” Amanda winked and Y/n could have sworn that Tracy whispered something about over achievers.

Jillian was the one who spoke up next, “Well let’s not breath down her back, while we take a minute to consider that this might not be all her fault. Why don’t you tell them what you did.”

Y/n’s cheeks took on a bright pink tint, heat rushing to her ears, “How do you know that?”

“I heard, I was standing like, a foot away.”

Scoffing Y/n shook her head, zipping her suitcase closed and pulling it to the floor, “I.....invited him over. And he never came. There,” she finalized, moving on to finding something to wear to the airport, “He essentially rejected me and that’s it, it was two months ago and I don’t wanna talk about it anymore.

Before anyone in the room could propose otherwise, Mathew was poking his head into the doorway, “I swear I’m not looking,” he put a hand over his eyes, “But we need to get going, the car’s downstairs and the jet’s ready to go.”

Hurriedly, they finished packing and Y/n quickly got dressed in a pair of faded jeans and a grey cable knit sweater, hustling down the stairs, hoping to put the lingering disappointment from Keanu not showing up in the rearview.

******

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