#( but thank you prinny for talking to me about this!!!

[misc-muses]

☿ : A trope you dislike? , ▼ : Are there popular head canons for your character that you disagree with? Why?

Munday asks //

Oh, a trope I dislike is a tough one. I guess the one that annoys me the most in media is 'the girl realizes she loves the boy after not being interested the entire movie and that ends up being her entire character now' from cough cough the lego movie. But writing wise, I'd have to think on it. People can write whatever they want and I'm not going to judge them for it as long as it isn't like. Horrible. I touched on this briefly, but back in the 2010's era of Gravity Falls, a lot of people thought that Stan's dad was the spawn of Satan. I did too. A lot of people, me included, consumed Hellmandraw's fanart depicting the twins being subjected to physical abuse, and the fandom really hated Filbrick Pines for a long time. But I had a conversation with Prinny recently and I think it's really blown out of proportion. Yes, kicking your teenage son out of the house at 17 because he caused your other teenage son to lose the opportunity of a lifetime is taking it too far. But he's described, by Stan himself, as "tough but fair". And I really think that Filbrick wasn't ready to have twins, especially considering Stanley was a little troublemaker that probably threatened the Pines reputation for the things he got up to. But he did sign them up for boxing so they could protect themselves and in the Lost Legend comics, he says he "appreciated the honesty" after Stan admits that he broke the case and is smiling at the necklace. TL;DR Filbrick Pines gets a lot of flack that I don't think he deserves. He was kind of a bad dad but I think he wasn't ready to have twins.

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Congrats on 800, Prinny!

my thot:

Joel is a truck driver and reader is a hitch hiker he picked up several states before. They get along well enough (no sex...yet) THEN! one day, another hitch hiker approaches Joel looking for a ride - Ezra. He wants to know if you're available for some fun, and Joel has to decide if it's just him who gets you or if he's got room in his bunk for a threesome...

I leave the rest in your ever capable and good hands, baby!

Beefro👌🥩💜

Ride

Joel x F!reader x Ezra

18+, this is grump x sunshine x2, we got ass eating, ass spanking, 1 face slap, double penetration, and more. Very barely edited, not beta’d all mistakes are mine, read at your own risk. Also again 18+ , minors fuck off thank you

Word count: 3,200 - “Drabble” lmaoooo yea it got away from me.

REO Speedwagon flowed through the truck speakers as you reach your hand out the open window, letting the wind move your hand up and down. You’ve kicked your bare feet up on the dash as you hum along quietly. Your companion, Joel, lets out a grunt as he gives you a side eyed glance. It’s been a couple of months since he picked you up on the side of the highway. Unhappy with how life was, you decided to say fuck this, packed a small bag and headed out for whatever adventure came your way. Unfortunately you didn’t plan on your car dying on you half way across the country. Which is how you found yourself stranded at a gas station in Nevada. There was a hotel next to it that you were able to get a room at. One morning you packed up and started walking down the highway. You didn’t go too far in case no one picked you up, you could still walk back to the hotel.

Wearing your shortest daisy duke shorts with an old white tshirt tied up in the front, you were determined to hitch a ride. Lo and behold here comes a semi truck just driving along. Quickly you stopped and stuck your thumb out to signal you needed a ride. At first the truck kept going but soon the driver pulled over. Smiling real big you started to run towards the truck.

Climbing up the side, you stuck your head in the window,

“Well hello there handsome. You got room for little ole me to join?”

The driver had a permanent scowl on his face it seemed. Very easy on the eyes, a soft belly that hung over his pants as he sat.

“Hop in darlin.” He said in a deep, gruff voice.

Something about the handsome, thick driver got you going. You could already feel yourself getting wet just from this small interaction.You couldn’t help but think of how much trouble you just found yourself in.

Present Day

It’s been a few weeks since Joel picked you up. A part of you is surprised he hasn’t dropped you off and left yet. Another part of you hopes he never does. For the most part Joel doesn’t talk a lot. He hasn’t really opened up about himself to you. But you are a talker, you love to chat and boy do you.

Leaned back with your bare feet on the dash with your hand outside the window, moving with the wind.

“I heard it from a friend whooo heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messing around” you softly sang out loud. Turning your head to face Joel, giving him a big smile.

Joel returned your smile with a soft smile of his own.

Something about you has captivated him. Your beauty stunned him the first time he saw you. You had a pretty mouth he often daydreamed of but your little talking habit drove him crazy. As time went on though he found he actually enjoys hearing you go on and on about everything and nothing all at once. And now that’s he’s spent all this time with you, he’s not so willing to let you go. Ever. Whether you agreed or not, in Joel’s mind, you were his.

“Hey! Look! A hitchhiker! Can we help him Joel? Please? Like how you helped me?” You batted your eyelashes and gave him your best puppy dog eyes.

Joel saw a man walking down the highway, sticking his thumb out.

Looking at you, he rolled his eyes and let out a deep sigh. Without saying anything Joel pulled the truck over and the two of you waited on the man to catch up to the truck.

Ezra was a traveler, always on the move. The past few weeks he’s been spending his time in this little town keeping this pretty lady’s bed warm. That was until her husband came home and chased him away. Now he finds himself walking down this almost deserted highway. He has given up hope of finding a ride when he heard a truck rumbling behind him. As soon as he heard the engine he stuck his thumb out hoping the driver would be a Good Samaritan. The truck drove on by making Ezra let out a huff as he kicked the gravel up with his boot. As he looked back up he saw the truck pull over.

‘Holy shit it’s my lucky day after all’, he thought to himself as he started into a light jog to get to the truck as soon as he could.

Stepping up on the side steps, he gets up to the window and sees the prettiest little thing sitting passenger and . . A handsome old grump behind the wheel.

“ Hey there, any way I can catch a ride with you fine folks today? Destination doesn’t matter, just somewhere far from here.”

“Yea! We can take you with us! Hop in!” You reply in a higher pitched tone, sounding extra excited than one should sound when picking up a hitchhiker. You couldn’t help it though. The man was gorgeous. He had this little blonde patch of hair, beautiful, dark brown eyes and the most sweet sounding voice you’ve ever heard. As much as you’ve wanted Joel, he’s never given you any hint that he wants you in that way. And you’ve been dying to itch a particular scratch that you feel this hitchhiker could really scratch for you.

Giving you a big smile, Ezra pulls the door handle, opening the door as you get up and move to sit on the bunk between the two seats.

“Names Ezra. Nice to meet ya,” he puts his hand out towards Joel to shake.

“Joel.”

He says in a flat tone as he shakes his hand.

Ezra quickly gets the feeling that Joel isn’t much of a people person. He can see why Joel has such a pretty little companion as yourself, Joel’s handsome. Gruff and firm, no nonsense kind of guy. He wonders if he’s the type to be dominant in bed. Manhandle his partner and just throw them around, mold them into any position he wants. His own cock twitch’s at the thought.

“And who might you be young lady?”

You tell him your name as you let out a soft giggle, smiling and give him a little flutter of your lashes.

“What brings you out here Ezra?” You ask in your best flirty voice.

“Bit of a traveler. A nomad if you will. Don’t like to stay in one place too long. Wanna see the world ya know?”

“That’s so . . Romantic. Always on the move, seeing what the world has to offer. I bet you’ve met some wonderful people. Seen a lot beautiful women huh?”

Ezra can’t help but give you a smirk, loving how forward you are.

“Haven’t met anyone as beautiful as you honey.”

Joel loudly clears his throat making the both of you startle slightly and look at him.

“What about you handsome? With a pretty little thing by your side I’m sure you never look twice at anyone else huh?”

Joel’s jaw ticks as he gives Ezra this mean stare.

“This “pretty little thing” over here is mine,” he says bluntly before looking back at you, “and I don’t appreciate you throwing yourself at the first man you see like a filthy fucking whore.”

Your mouth drops open, you’re stunned.

“Hey now no need to call her names. I get it, she’s off limits. No need to get mean buddy. I didn’t know.”

You turn your head giving Ezra a confused look before turning back to Joel.

“Excuse me but I am not yours. I am a free woman and on top of that you have never claimed me before now. I can do what I want with who I want thank you very much.”

Joel is pissed now, he pushes the arm rest back before swinging one of his legs to the side, opening his legs wide and then grabbing your upper arm and pulling you towards him. You stumble as you fall over his lap, his arm wrapping over your back holding you in place. His large hand covers the globes of your ass as he rubs it from the top down to the curve of your ass.

“You’re.” Smack. “Mine.” Smack.

He just spanked you. He actually spanked you. If you weren’t in shock over him claiming you, you definitely were now.

He gives you another smack and a whimper came tumbling out of your mouth. You didn’t even have a chance to try and conceal it. Joel stopped moving, hearing you whimper from his actions. He knew you’d be into some freaky shit. He looks over and sees Ezra sitting there, almost mesmerized by the display in front of him.

“Take your cock out.” Joel orders Ezra.

Stunned and very much turned on, he does what he says and takes his cock out of his pants. Spitting into his hand he brings it back down and slowly starts stroking himself.

Joel looks back down at you in his lap, the bottom of your ass spilling out of the little shorts you have on. He reaches down taking his fore and middle finger and rubs a long stripe up your pussy through your shorts.

“I guess I haven’t been taking care o’ ya. My girls pussy needs to be fucked don’t it? Poor thing. I’m sorry baby let’s fix that.”

His hand pulls back before he gives your clothed pussy a slap.

A wanton moan fills the cab of the truck.

He helps you up, sitting you on his lap. You see Ezra watching, touching himself. You can feel yourself begin to soak your shorts. You face Joel and lean in, your lips softly landing on his. You start to pull away when Joel kisses you back, grabbing the side of your face as he deepens the kiss. You allow his tongue to enter, licking around, tasting each other. All too soon Joel pulls back. He hand goes to your face, squishing your cheeks together between his thumb and fore finger. He rotates you to look at Ezra.

“Our guest looks like he needs some help baby. Be a good host, open up that pretty mouth.”

As soon as he releases your face, you get on your knees, in between the two seats, looking up at Ezra as you reach out and take him in your hand. You grip around the base, giving him a couple of tugs before leaning in and kissing the tip. You give it another kiss before you open your mouth, your tongue darting out to taste the precum leaking out. You slowly start to take him into your mouth. Lips wrapped around his cock as you take as much of him as you can. His cock is about 6 inches, rather average but very girthy. You keep reminding yourself in your head to breath and relax. The more you relax the more you can swallow his cock. You start bobbing your head up and down as he watches you, letting out soft moans that spur you on.

Soon you feel Joel pull your hips up and work quickly on taking your shorts off. You pull off of Ezra’s cock with a wet pop as you go to pull your shirt off, revealing your tits to the men.

“Fffuckk.” Ezra mutters before leaning forward and taking a nipple into his mouth. You moan as you tangle your fingers into his hair, holding the back of his head to your breast as he sucks. You hear Joel behind you unbuttoning his pants and lewdly spitting on his hand.

“Lean back down baby let me see those sweet holes.”

Ezra releases your tit so you can bend over for Joel. You bend over, keeping your ass in the air as you take Ezra’s cock back into your mouth. Giving it a few sucks and finding a decent rhythm, your hand lets go so you can reach back and spread your ass cheeks open for Joel.

“That’s it baby just like that.” Joel grunts. He spits on his forefinger and middle finger and swirling it around your puckered hole. He slowly pushes one finger in your ass making you choke on Ezra’s cock.

His finger stills inside, wiggling his finger around a few times before pulling back out. His other hand comes up and starts rubbing your wet pussy. Quickly finding your clit and giving it a few rubs before pushing his finger back into your ass. Joel finds a rhythm fast, rubbing your pussy as he fingers your ass. The sensation alone has you on edge, you begin to move faster on Ezra’s cock.

Joel starts to add a second finger in your ass causing you to let out a little welp.

“J-Joel! That’s too much! I can’t take it!”

“Shh baby you’re taking it. Taking it just fine. Let me kiss it better.”

Removing his fingers, Joel leans forward, holding your cheeks apart, licking a wide stripe up your ass. Your hands now on Ezra’s legs to keep yourself up right. You and Ezra lock eyes as you moan, feeling Joel swirl his tongue around your asshole, licking into it, making your pussy spasm around nothing.

Ezra cups your face, “That feel good sugar? You like feeling his tongue in such a forbidden hole? I bet your poor sweet pussy must be leaking by now.”

You can’t help but let out a sob. You need more, your neglected clit needs friction.

“Shh I know baby I know, let him French kiss that sweet hole. Let him make your sweet honey drip so we may feast.”

Joel pulls back, spit dripping down his chin,

“Get on the bed Ezra.”

He puts his arm under you, pulling you up. You fall back onto Joel, your legs shaking unable to hold you up.

Ezra makes quick work of taking his boots and pants off, pulling his shirt off as he slides by you to get on the bunk.

Once he’s settled on the bed laying on his back, Joel helps you get on the bunk next.

“Lay on top of him baby. You, hold her open for me.” He orders the two of you.

Ezra pulls you on top of him, your back against his chest. His hands holding the backs of your thighs, right behind your knee as your legs are bend. Holding you wide open. You can feel his cock in between your open cheeks.

Joel undresses and climbs on the bunk facing you.

“Goddamn. Never seen something more sinful or fucking beautiful than this.” He reaches down and grabs ahold of Ezra’s cock and starts pushing the tip towards your puckered hole.

“Joel! Nno! I- I can’t it won’t fit! Please!” You try to move but Ezra’s got a tight grip on you.

“Shh baby it’ll fit, I got you nice and ready back here. He’ll go slow baby.”

He watches your hole as the tip goes in, he takes his other hand and brings it to your pussy and starts rubbing circles on your clit.

You throw your head back and let out a moan, finally getting some friction on your cunt feels so good, you feel your whole body relax, momentarily forgetting about your asshole.

“That’s it baby let it happen,” he whispers before leaning forward and pulling your clit between his lips and sucking. His hand that guided the other man’s cock in you made its way down to his balls, giving them a soft squeeze. Hearing him moan with you is making Joel’s cock leak. Ezra’s cock is almost all of the way in your ass now and it feels so good. You feel stuffed just from him.

Joel sits back up and just admires the two of you.

Taking himself in his hand he moves closer and swipes his cock through your folds a few times before slowly pushing into your pussy.

Your mouth is hanging wide open, your chest heaving as you watch Joel push you past any limits you could’ve had. Having both men now inside of you is an indescribable feeling. It’s a fullness like no other.

“ Oh fuck you both feel utterly divine. This must be heaven.” Ezra says breathlessly as he lays there inside of you, able to feel the weight of Joel’s cock inside your pussy.

“Move Ezra, go on. Let’s make her feel good.”

“Yes sir.”

He gives an experimental thrust, bouncing you slightly making Joel sink deeper into you.

He starts to build up a tempo, thrusting up into you while Joel stays still above you.

Soon Joel moves, finding a rhythm with Ezra. As one moves out the other moves in.

You can’t help but close your eyes as you lean back in ecstasy.

Joel’s quick to grab your throat, squeezing just right to make your eyes fly open.

“Keep your eyes on me baby, you will watch when I’m fucking you. Do you understand?”

Joel slaps you, not hard but enough to leave a slight sting. Your face turns slightly, the hand around your throat not giving you much movement. A wanton moan spilling from your lips.

“Yes Joel I’m s-sorry baby I won’t take my eyes off you again nngh ohh oh fuck oh fuck you feel so good. So full.”

Joel starts pounding harder into you, still squeezing your throat. Ezra’s holding onto your legs for dear life, the friction of Joel’s dick rubbing against him has him ready to burst.

“F-fuck nngh take our cum baby take every fucking drop you hear me?” Joel groans, you can tell both men are close.

“Mhmm cum inside me baby cum inside my little whore cunt. Mark my ass Ezra, I wanna feel you leak out of my holes oooh oh fuck oh fuck please cum baby!”

You reach down and start rubbing furiously at your clit, sending right over the edge. You let out a scream as you start coming, vision going blurry as tears escape your eyes. Your orgasm hitting you like a truck.

Both men soon follow right behind you, spilling their seed deep inside both of your holes.

All three of you still, breathing heavy as Joel pulls out. Ezra’s soft cock slips out right after him as he lets go of your legs.

“Hold on baby don’t move.” Joel tells you before reaching down in between the bunk and the drivers seat, pulling out an old school Polaroid camera.

Aiming the camera at you and Ezra he snapped a shot and a Polaroid came spitting out. He grabbed the photo and sat it by his leg. Then he leaned forward and snapped another pic, this one a close up of your cunt and asshole leaking cum. Taking both photos and placing them on his seat before laying down next to Ezra as he pulls you into the middle.

No one really said a word. It was just the three of you, laying together, soft smiles shared, basking in the soft embrace of each other before falling asleep.

A/n: omg lmao so this was meant to be a drabble, this is one hell of a drabble 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ thank you so so much for such a beautiful thot my sweet beef baby @beefrobeefcal !! I hope you love this! I hope yall enjoy this! I really loved writing this and thank you again for following me, reading, interacting, all of it! You guys are the best!

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Do you have any archive files from the La Pucelle collab event in disgaea rpg?

Yes!

Event 21: Burn! Straw Doll Festival with the Saintess

And then I'll put the raid intro/outro under the cut~ keep in mind it's a Boltrend translation for everything so a few things are off (mainly, they refer to the title Maiden as Saint)

Raid Opening: A New Overlord

Mao: We're here. This is where the massive magic signal was coming from. Laharl: Impressive. Must be quite the opponent considering how many Prinnies they managed to take out. Adell: But there's no one here. Valvatorez: How about we lure them with sardines? I doubt anyone could resist a batch of freshly caught sardines! Killia: Much as I'd like to cook it up now, it seems we have other matters to deal with. Female Demon (?): So, it's you people. You're the ones rumored to wield immense power in this world. Adell: Don't tell me she's the one who did all this. Laharl: Hey, you! Who the hell do you think you are rampaging around without my permission! Overlord Priere: My name is Priere. Overlord Priere. [Overlord Priere] A powerful Overlord who is the spitting image of Prier. She can be differentiated by the fact she shows more skin than Prier. They both share similar personalities, but Overlord Priere hides an immense dark power. Laharl: Prier? Hey Mao, wasn't Prier that human who was with you and the others? Mao: Heheheh… She may look the same, but this individual posses magic powers worthy of an Overlord. Overlord Priere: Hmm… Guess there's some truth to the rumors. Overlord Priere: Far from being afraid of me, you chatter on without a care in the world. How interesting. Overlord Priere: I came here because that Nether Gate was emitting powerful dark magnetic waves. Looks like my hunch was correct. Mao: A gate? But it shouldn't be connected to Prier's world yet. Mao: Unless… Perhaps the remaining effects of the straw doll have connected it to another gate. Overlord Priere: Quit yapping on. What I want is to fight people that are strong. That way, I can become even stronger. Overlord Priere: Which one of you is the strongest? I'll fight you first. Laharl: I'm the strongest, of course. I'm the most badass freakin' Overlord in the entire cosmos! Mao: That's not necessarily true. No one can match my brains. Adell: I may not be an Overlord, but I train every day! Valvatorez: Thanks to power of sardines, I feel capable of beating anyone! Killia: … Overlord Priere: Jeez, you sound like children with all your bragging. Overlord Priere: You. Why haven't you said anything all this time? Are you that confident in your abilities? Killia: Me? Not necessarily— Overlord Priere: I like your confidence! Fine! I'll start by kicking your butt! Laharl: Hey! No way you chose Killia over me! Croix: Jeez, what's with all the commotion? Wait, is that Prier? Eclair: Big Sister, why are you dressed like that? You look just like a demon! Culotte: No way, Sis! Have the effects of the Netherworld transformed you into an Overlord? Alouette: Wait, this feels familiar… Haven't we experienced a similar phenomenon before? Alouette: It reminds me of what happened that time when Eclair couldn't contain her negative emotions. Eclair: Sister Alouette. Are you saying that this is the personification of the darkness in Prier's soul? Croix: We can talk about it later. Right now we need to act. Culotte: Right. We can't let this happen to her, even if being an Overlord somehow suits her better. Eclair: Agreed. We've got to stop her!

Raid Close: You'll Get Your Chance...

Overlord Priere: Ahahahah! Not bad at all. I haven't been this excited in a while. Mao: Glad to hear that. Now it's my turn to have some fun. Mao: Listen up, all of you! I claim her as my test subject. Capture her alive at all costs! Mao: A former human turned Overlord… Nothing could make for a more fascinating test subject. (huff huff) (slurp) Croix: Looks like Mao can't wait to dissect her. Eclair: Dissect Prier? Absolutely not! I won't allow it! Culotte: What should we do, Alouette? He's going to kill her! Alouette: Leave it to me, Culotte. Alouette: I'll rely on the teachings of the scriptures to appeal to Prier's soul. Laharl: Lame! I'll keep fighting instead! Killia: But, Laharl, our casualties will only increase if we continue to fight. Let me finish her off with one final blow. Eclair: Please, wait! If she really is Prier, you can't kill her! Killia: Don't worry. It may be the darkness in her soul that's the cause of all this. Killia: If so, I may be able to use my Ultimate Demon Technique to purify the darkness. Leave it to me. Overlord Priere: You're up to something, aren't you? Interesting. Come on then, I've still got… Huh? Eclair: Big Sister? What's the matter? Overlord Priere: Looks like I'm out of time. Don't think I can fight anymore. Overlord Priere: Oh well. I got to fight a strong opponent, so I'm pretty sure I'm even stronger now. Mao: Hold on, wait! I still need to examine you up close… Overlord Priere: Shame we couldn't settle this, but I've got things I need to do. Overlord Priere: Next time I run into you, you're going down. Remember that, as you quake in your boots, waiting for that day to come. See you then! Culotte: Sis, wait! Sis! Alouette: N-No… Prier… What will I do without you? Croix: …Don't worry, Alouette. I'll go find that idiot and bring her back. Prier: Jeez, pipe down, will you? People are trying to sleep over here. Eclair: B-Big Sister? What're you doing over there? You just vanished! Culotte: Yeah! What've you been up to all this time? Prier: What're you talking about? Eating all that dinner made me sleepy, so I've been asleep until now. Alouette: You're quite the troublemaker, Prier. In the name of the Saint of Light, you'll be hearing it from me later! Croix: Can't believe I was even worried about you. Now that I think about it, there's no way Prier would turn into a demon. Eclair: Thanks goodness… I'm so relieved. Mao: Prier, sit still for a second. Prier: Wh-What's the matter, Mao? Do I have something on my face? Mao: …Nothing. I detect no trace of that Overlord-like power that was present in the other one. Prier: Huh? What the heck is an Overlord? Mao: Listen up, Prier! I'm going to dissect you this minute and uncover your secrets. (huff huff) (slurp) Prier: No way! Mao: Damn it! When will I get my hands on that ultimate test subject!

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Charlotte’s Choice

A Royal Romance AU fanfic

15a The Regatta part 2

Charlotte wrestles with her Father’s announcement and Brad admits his true feelings.

Scenes of a sexual nature, not suitable for under 18s

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15a The Regatta part 2

Charlotte’s head swam. Inwardly she raged at her Father for not warning her what he was planning. Outwardly she had to appear as if she already knew. If her life had been complicated before, it had just multiplied in complexity. Of course she knew that she’d be required to take on more power and responsibility soon, but now it was upon her. Add to that the fact that her father was terminally ill, and she was left reeling. She suspected that this was her Father’s way of focussing her mind, of pushing her toward his choice. She smiled in front of the other nobles, she watched the race, but she was numb. She was waiting until she could talk to her father in private, and she suspected he would try to put that off or choose a time when she was totally unprepared.

It was Maxwell that won the race, with Anton a very close second. The young Beaumont positively bounced on board the Royal Yacht and beamed with pride as he sat next to Charlotte while drinks and nibbles were served. She tried her hardest to let his bubbly persona lift her spirits, but it was difficult. Eventually they were alone, and he leaned across to her, an uncharacteristically serious expression on his face.

‘Lottie, did you know the King was planning on involving you in State matters quite so soon?’ he asked in a low tone.

‘No, I did not’ she whispered ‘and I’ll be having words with him later. He could at least have told me before announcing it in front of everyone’ Max nodded

‘Well, as always, if you need a friendly ear, you know where to find me. I’m only sorry I can’t be more help’ Charlotte furrowed her brow in thought.

‘Well Maxxy, you could keep me updated on Court gossip – that might help me sway Council members If I need to apply leverage’ He grinned back

‘No probs Prinny’ he winked ‘Agent Max is on it. Drake said…’ and his eyes grew wide and he shut his mouth. Charlotte frowned

‘Drake said – what exactly?’ she asked. Maxwell squirmed uncomfortably.

‘It wasn’t anything really, I know you and he fell out – he was the one who told me he thought you’d been blindsided’ Charlotte sighed

‘I guess it just goes to show how well he knows me. I’m not quite so upset with him now, I’ll talk to him at some point soon – but don’t tell him that Maxxy’ The young man held up his hand

‘I pinky swear, my lips are sealed’ he said earnestly, and Charlotte linked fingers with him, smiling.

‘Okay, now we’d better circulate a little. Did you know Adelaide is here tonight?’ Maxwell grew pale.

‘Really? Oh God, don’t leave me with her, it’s embarrassing the way that cougar paws me after a couple of glasses of bubbly’

‘Don’t worry Max, you’re my escort for the evening and she’s not staying over on the yacht. You get a cabin all to yourself – just don’t go there until she’s left’

‘Phew, thanks Lottie, you’re a real pal.’ The two of them stayed side by side until dinner, when Adelaide left. All the other suitors were there, and all had cabins for the night. Although it was a large luxury yacht, quarters were cramped and there was little privacy for anyone save the King, whose suite was on the level just below the top deck, with a large cabin and attached study for State business. Charlotte was tired and about to retire for the night when Constantine, so far having avoided being alone with her, drew her aside.

‘Before you go to bed my dear, there are some papers for you to read and sign. I’ll set you up in my study and leave you to get through them all.’

‘Father, I was wanting to speak with you – in private’ she said stiffly

‘Of course my dear, follow me’ he said coolly, and led her to his study. He closed the door and at last they were alone. She wasted no time

‘Father, why didn’t you tell me about all that responsibility before you told the Press?’ she asked. She expected him to be angry or evasive, but his face remained calm

‘A Queen should be ready to serve her country, and you are so close to taking over that role now. I didn’t think it necessary to remind you that you have pressing duties.’

‘But I’m already swamped with the social season and the pressing matter of choosing a consort!’ she pointed out angrily.

‘All the better to find out who will assist or hinder you, my dear daughter’ he replied evenly ‘Each night from now on you’re going to have to attend to state matters, and I will send one of your suitors to assist you for a short while. They won’t be vital matters, but all the same it will be very telling as to how they behave. I expect you to test each one of them in a timely fashion.’

‘I still think some warning was in order, father’

‘Not at all, I wanted to see how you react under pressure, and so far, you’re doing very well. And don’t forget that you may not have me around for long to assist you’ He walked over to the desk and indicated a pile of papers ‘The sooner you begin, the sooner you finish, my dear. I expect them all seen to before morning. For tonight, you’ll be on your own to get a taste of the sort of thing you’ll be dealing with. Goodnight Charlotte, I’ll be in my cabin next door. When you’ve finished, close the door quietly, there’s a good girl’

The King left, and Charlotte fumed silently, regarding the stack of papers.

In the morning, Olivia sat at the dressing table in her cabin, looking at her reflection with a mouthful of hair pins. With a sigh, she let her long red hair down and started to brush it for the third time. There had not been enough room for her to bring a maid, and she couldn’t for the life of her get her hair to look right. She started again, gathering it together and twisting, poking the pins in again only for half of it to escape just as she heard a knock at the door.

‘Go away’ she growled, but whoever it was didn’t know when to quit, as the knock came again. She screamed with frustration and threw her hairbrush at the door. It opened, and Brad poked his head in cautiously

‘What part of ‘go away’ did you not understand, Brad?’ she growled

‘I’m sorry Livvy, I could have sworn you said come in’ he said innocently. He looked at the hairbrush on the floor ‘What gives? I was going to offer to take you into breakfast and have a quick chat about Lottie first, but’ he looked at her hair ‘you look like you’re having problems’ He stepped in, picking up the hairbrush.

‘Unless you’ve got some skill with a hairbrush and hairpins, you can turn right around, pretty boy’ she snapped. Brad rubbed the back of his neck and looked sheepish. Olivia rolled her eyes, having a flashback to their game of ‘Never have I ever’ in the hot tub. ‘Don’t tell me, you trained as a hairdresser. You’re a man of many skills’ Brad smiled lopsidedly.

‘Not quite, but one of my exes hated getting her hair cut, so she wore it up or braided a lot of the time. I got pretty good at updos and French plaits while we were together’ Olivia shrugged her shoulders.

‘Okay then, let’s see what you’ve got’ and Brad stepped forward as she turned to the mirror. Brad started to brush her hair. He had a gentle touch and she found it very soothing. In turn, he was enjoying running her hair through his fingers as he twisted it up and pinned it into a simple flattering style.

‘You have beautiful hair’ he said as he worked. ‘A very unique colour’ Olivia snorted.

‘Is that a polite way of saying I’m ginger? Believe me there’s not a negative comment I haven’t heard over the years’ Brad smiled apologetically.

‘You forget, I spent years living in Scotland, there are a lot of red heads there, it’s more common to not be a redhead. Your colour is very rich, and I can tell it’s natural’ Olivia softened a little. ‘How do you like the style?’

‘Thankyou’ she said stiffly ‘It’s adequate. And I don’t often get compliments’ Brad looked at her reflection quizzically.

‘Really? I find that hard to believe. You’re…’ he swallowed, remembering Olivia’s quick temper, but he pressed on boldly ‘Stunning’ Olivia pivoted on her chair, surprise in her eyes. 

‘You find me attractive, Brad? You usually run for the hills whenever I make a move on you’ She looked him up and down approvingly and he flushed.

‘I – you’ve threatened me so many times I don’t know when you’re serious’ he replied, and she pouted.  Brad’s palms were sweating and he felt light headed.

‘Just figures of speech darling’ she said ‘And I suppose I love teasing you. I usually take what I want, and you’re good at dodging’ 

‘Years of rugby practice I guess’ he grinned ‘and you’ve been throwing me at the Princess and warning me not to succeed, so I wasn’t sure where I stood.’ Olivia sighed

‘I think it’s unlikely that you’ll become Consort, that was never my intention’ she confessed ‘Part of me didn’t want to leave you behind’ Brad gaped at her ‘Even so, it also didn’t feel right to sleep with the guy I brought over to act as a suitor for Lottie, as long as she was enjoying your company’ Brad mind was working overtime at her confession, and his admittance of his true feelings,

‘I – then I can’t carry on leading her on’ he said ‘It’s not fair on her’ Olivia nodded. 

‘You’re probably right. So…’ she reached out and put her hand on his thigh as he stood in front of her ‘Why don’t you stop wasting time and kiss me?’ Brad swallowed.

‘Only if you promise you won’t disembowel me – or any of those other threats you’ve made’

‘I promise I will not attempt to maim, injure or kill you if you just shut the fuck up and kiss me’ she growled. Brad took her hand off his thigh and pulled her up to standing. Their lips crashed together, no tender exploration but a straightforward messy open mouthed kiss, tongues entwining immediately, his hand at the back of her neck and her nails scraping his scalp, bodies pressed together until Olivia started to push him back toward the bed and they half stumbled to it, Brad landing on his back and Olivia kneeling on the mattress, following him.

He had denied his feelings toward her for so long and now it was like a dam breaking, blood going to parts that had not been appeased for some time. He felt a low growl in his throat, kicking off his shoes and scooting up the bed, propping himself up on his elbows as she advanced on him.

‘How long since you had sex Brad?’ she asked huskily ‘I mean proper sex, no fumbling around with fingers and tongues, real hot pounding ball emptying sex?’ Brad groaned as she hiked up her dress and straddled him, grinding her groin against his as he grew harder by the second. He sat up to claim her lips, breathing noisily though his nose as their mouths fused together until they parted for breath.

‘Oh god Olivia – two weeks before you stepped into my bar?’ he panted, his brain having a hard time working it out as the blood flowed to his lower regions. She grinned, easing up and unbuckling his belt.

‘You must have blue balls, Brad’ she said, ‘I’m doing you a service’ She wasted no time pulling down his trousers and getting off the bed to tear his socks off before leaving them all on the floor in a heap, climbing back onto the bed ‘or do you take yourself in hand from time to time?’ She started to unbutton his shirt rapidly, raking her fingernails over his chest. His skin burned and lit the fire of passion in his belly.

‘Who doesn’t?’ admitted Brad as she stood to hike up her long dress and strip off her panties, slipping her shoes off at the same time.

‘Show me’ she demanded, and he shot her a confused look.

‘What?’ He asked.

‘Show me how you hold yourself’ she said, licking her lips and stripping his boxers off, making an approving sound as she saw his rapidly hardening member. Brad groaned and reached down, wrapping his hand around himself and drawing back his foreskin in a slow steady rhythm. She watched for  a while then advanced on him, coming up to the head of the bed and straddling his face. Happily he darted out his tongue and ran it over her full slick lips, tasting her with approval and probing with the tip of his tongue for the little button of her clitoris, surprised and gratified to find how swollen and engorged it was, and softly circled it, happy to feel her bounce away from him slightly with the intensity, so he softened the pressure as she lowered herself again, using the flat of his tongue to press gently on it. He felt rather than heard her moan, then she sat up and pivoted so he faced his feet.

He felt her lean forward and peel his hand away from his cock and bucked as he felt her lips around the tip, warm and wet. Slowly she worked her mouth around him, and he felt as if he was losing his mind with the double stimulation of the scent and moisture of her moist folds and the heat of her mouth. He pushed her hips up and away, and she pivoted so she knelt next to him.

‘Fuck Olivia, I won’t last long like that’ he panted ‘If you want me inside you it had better be now’ Olivia reached over to the bedside table and produced a foil wrapped package, ripping it open. She smiled archly as she rolled the condom over his length.

‘Oh Brad, you’re just perfect, nice and thick’ she purred, and straddled him, lowering herself onto the tip ‘I like being stretched’ Sitting up, she eased onto him slowly and he fought the urge to thrust up into her, hands resting on her hips, waiting for her to adjust and sink onto him. At last she settled with a sigh of satisfaction and tightened around him, making him gasp with delight, his fingers tightening into her flesh.

‘Oh that’s good’ he breathed, aware that the walls in the yacht were not good at sound insulation. He bit his lip as she rose a little, then slid back down. She threw her head back as she started to move, tilting and rolling her hips in an erratic pattern that kept him guessing as to when she would almost let him fall out of her, only to suddenly allow him to thrust up into her, or just tilt slightly to keep the stroke shallow, or crash down onto him. She stopped altogether as she pressed her lips to his, tightening her soft velvet walls around his cock rhythmically. He pulled away from her mouth, gripped her hips and flipped her over onto her back.

She snarled, showing her teeth and rose up to bite his shoulder, hands clawing at his back, fingernails raking top to bottom. She brought her mouth close to his ear.

‘Fuck me Brad, show me what you’ve got. Don’t be gentle, fuck me hard.’ she whispered, biting down on his earlobe. He waited for her to let it go, hissing at the sharp pain and started to drive into her in a frenzied rhythm, allowing a low grunt to escape on each stroke. She panted and gasped and writhed underneath him, meeting his every thrust with her hips until she started to tighten around him, a soft moan escaping her lips. He slowed a little and she pulled him close, pressing herself hard onto his groin and shuddering, gasping as he delivered the last few strokes that finally allowed him to erupt inside her, emptying himself with a deep guttural groan. He let his breath steady before he pulled out and collapsed to the side of her sweating, heart hammering and lay on his back listening to her panting slowing and evening out. He got up to get rid of the condom and clean himself up, returning to the bed to collapse next to her.

‘Well I think that’s me out of the running as suitor’ he panted

‘Don’t be silly darling Olivia gasped ‘We Cordonians - are generous people – we like to share’ He turned to her incredulously.

‘Olivia, I’m a one woman kind of guy’ he said ‘I can’t go back to Charlotte if I’m fucking you’

‘Who says you get to do it again?’ she said mischievously. He turned and looked at her. locking his eyes to her, blue to green.

‘Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to’ She gazed at him and opened her mouth, then smiled archly

‘It was fun, I’ll admit that’

‘You’re a fiery woman Olivia. Lottie’s fragile, and I’m afraid of hurting her - physically and emotionally. I’m in her bad books for defending Drake anyway’ She rolled over to face him.

‘I like a man who likes it rough, and I wouldn’t wish that on Lottie. You’re right, you can’t woo her, but you can still support her if she’ll let you. Do whatever you can to get her trust back and we’ll have to hope she forgives Drake too – or we’ll end up with a Severus on the throne.’

[blissedtm]

never knew i needed an emergency soap box queen in life, but in you, i have that.. as well as the bestest friend one could’ve ever asked for. 🥹 talk about being gifted a whole damn package. what did i do to deserve this? TELL ME. what else are we adults supposed to talk about, huh? it’s our only enjoyable past time MAJORITY of the time. let us brag, let us enjoy. 😩 sometimes bringing the betterment of your health into it is the only way to shut these people up, yano? .. but OOF. how many times a day are we talkin’? because you ‘bout to become superhuman, bbgirl. @jrseydevil .. thank you for aiding in ensuring my prinny lives forever. <3

you put far too much faith in me.. 😆 but hey, i’m sure most people’s ‘o’ song isn’t the most.. uh, in tune??? so there’s that. unless it’s you, ofc. because as mentioned above ^^ perfect in every way, every sense. consistently slaying me on these catwalks like.. wtf ma’am 🥵 FEELING LIKE A BAD FRIEND because i’m not there front row clapping like a proud mother.

see? cupid lex’ only gon’ at it again.. just created a whole darn roleplay scenario for you and ur lady while i belt out some avè maria into the dark of the night. camp counsellor gives demonstrative tutorial on how to utilise the bed to its full advantage.. 😈 ALEXA (hehe that’s me) PLAY JANIS JOPLIN. ☮️

You’d think because we’re adults that we wouldn’t need to. Guess we were wrong about that. Thankfully I kept the soap box for emergency situations like this one. I guess I don’t understand the why part. We’ve lived in a society where discussing such things was considered taboo for way too long now. Having open discussions is healthy? Freeing? Lifts your spirts? Not to mention FOREPLAY. Ooooh spitting the health facts. So what’s that mean when it’s happening more than twice a week and multiple times a day 👀would that make someone immortal? Asking for a friend.

Yes that would be BEAUTIFUL. At least when you’re in the tent getting it on the sounds of the gods will be floating through the air~ really sets the mood, y’know. Oh stooooop there’s no way you could ever sound like a banshee. I’m sure you sound like a beautiful goddess singing your ‘o’ song.

I’LL OFFER BOTH SO YOU GET DOUBLE THE LOVE. Pls……….cause god she’d look so good as a camp counselor. She looks good in anything but you know. Can she keep me in line personally cause - look at the mess she turns me into without even trying. COACHELLA WHO? DON’T KNOW HER. ABOUT TO BLOW HER OUT OF THE WATER REGARDLESS.

[lillaxtrigger]

Young hope: Chapter 2

A bell sounds off. Tore, Roy, and Mally look ahead to see a giant school building in the distance. “Wait, so they just combined an elementary school, middle school, and high school all in the same building? Why?” Tore asks. “Probably to cut back on city spending.” Mally guesses. “That’s total horse shit! Whoever thought of that idea should be fired...out of a cannon…into a brick wall.”. All three of them walk inside the building and see a ton of kids, ranging from all ages. High school students were down in the left hallway, middle school kids were in center hall, and elementary school kids on the right. “Whelp, I’m gonna go try and find my class wherever it is. See you two later” Mally says as she proceeds down the middle hallway. Tore and Roy walked down the left hallway and saw that the halls were packed. Some teenagers were walking and talking, others were running through the crowds. “Wow. There are a lot of people here.” Tore says. “Yeah...Whelp, See ya.”. “Kay, bye Roy. Now I wonder where my class is? What was my home room number again 50..2?”. Tore made his way through halls, passing three green kids. “Come on! My hermanoes, were gonna be late!” “Yo, I’m hurrying. Move yo ass Lequan.”. “Meh, okay”. All of them caused Tore to fall over. He tried getting up, but a stamped of teens trampled over him. When he picked himself up, the boy said to himself: “Alright, screw walking. I’m going to the air.”. He started to fly up above the crowd of teenagers, saying: “Wheee” all the way through. “Why didn’t I think of this sooner? This is way less painful.”. Just then, he flew into a stop sign that halted his flight path. When he fell down of the floor, he rubbed his head and said: “Ahh! Ow!”. He looked up and saw the guy who held the sign up. “The heck man!? Why’d you slug me!?”. “Because your in violation of rule 35- section 8. No one is allowed to fly inside the building, say for permitted areas.”. “What? Are you the hall monitor?”. “Yes. I am.” the guy said as he pointed to a badge saying: “Hall monitor.”. “...Huh.”. The guy wrote down something on a slip of paper and handed it to Tore. “What’s this.” he asks. “A detention slip. You’re staying after school.”. “What!?”. When the hall monitor walked off, Tore crumpled the slip up and threw it aside. He looked to his right and saw a classroom with the number 502 beside it. “Least I made it to my homeroom.”. Roy walked into his home room and plopped his seat on the nearest desk. “Ahh”. Roy was about to rest, when suddenly, he heard somebody say: “Uh hey...”. He opened his eye to see a boy with black and yellow striped hair standing before him. “Something I can help you with, handsome?”. “Yeah, uh. That’s my desk. Can I have it back?” the boy said in a laid back manner. Roy groans and says: “Fine.”, moving to the desk behind him. The boy sat down on his desk and saw a girl with poofy dark purple hair come in and sit down on the desk next to him. “Hey Micah.” she said. “Hey Kandi.”. “Did you catch the gaming tournament last night?”. “You mean at MAG last night, yeah.” Micah said. “Did you see the last round? It was intense. What a comeback.”. “Yeah, the guy had one bit of health left and manage to pull a K.O on the last second. I was on the edge of my seat.”. That combo he pulled off was insane, it went on for 10 seconds straight. The dudes dexterity must be insane.”. As both of them talked on, Roy was finding it hard to relax, until he got their attention by saying: “Hey!”. They looked behind them to hear him say: “Mind keeping it down. Some people are trying to sleep.”. “But isn’t class just start-”. Before Kandi could finish, Roy was already fast asleep. Micah and Kandi looked at each other, then shrugged. Mally made her way through the hallway, passing through crowds of kids. As she tried traversing, she came across a big group of girl staring out the window. The girl slithered her way in front of the group and saw Chloe with dreamy eyes. “Uh...Hey, Chloe.” she greets. “Oh...Hey.” The girl said in a distracted manner. “So...Do you know what all these girls are staring at?”. “Down there.”. She looks out the window and sees a courtyard full of kids of all ages, some walking through, other’s sitting down. “I...need you to be more specific with me here.”. “On the bench to the right.”. Mally looked to the right of the courtyard and saw two guys sitting on a stone bench, one of them had a blue streak along the edge of his hair. “That guy...What’s so special about him?” Mally asked. Almost all of the girls in the group turned to her in shock, with Chloe saying: “Are you blind? That’s Ryu Pedrosa, captain of the baseball team. Just look at him. Those emerald eyes, those petite cheeks, that perfect muscle tone. Not too small, but not too big either. (sigh) He’s perfect.”. Mally look at Ryu, then back at Chloe. Chloe gasps and said: “Oh my god. Do you see that?”. She looks back and sees a girl with yellowish skin and hair braided into circles approach the boy. “So Opal thinks that she can just waltz up to Ryu and as him out. Oooh that bitch.”. The entire group of girls stamped their way through the halls and towards the courtyard. Mally simply stands and said: “Okay...see you later then.”. Tore, with his seat in a desk, simply spacing out as the teacher lectured the class. His thoughts coming more and more clouded as time went on. “Oh my god...I didn’t think that schools here would be so boring. The teacher has just been talking for 20 minutes straight without bouncing around or making something explode. I don’t think I can last much longer if nothing else happens in the next 10 minutes. I need to find a way to keep my brain from drowning through the cosmos of infinite boredom.” Tore thought. The boy looked around to find something that could distract him, his eyes barely open as he tries to keep his brain active. His eyes widened and his pupils shrink when he spot a slab of wood hanging beside the door labeled: “Bathroom Pass.” “That’s it!” he screamed in his thoughts. He stood up and blurted out: “Can I go to the bathroom.”. The entire class turned toward him, with the teacher saying: “Raise your handed before asking.”. Tore raised his hand and asking: “May I please use he bathroom?”. “You may. Just take the-”. Tore dashs out of the room in the blink of an eyes. “...Bathroom pass.”. The boy splashed water in his face to keep himself awake. “Okay, if I play my cards right, I can get through all the classes up until lunch. That shouldn’t be to hard, right?...right?”. He then headed back to his class, passing by another classroom on the way. Inside was a teacher giving out a lecture to her class. “And if you take x and add it to y, you’ll get-”. She stopped when she heard light snoring echoing the classroom. The teacher looked around and saw Roy snoozing away. “Mr. Roy!” she shouted. The boy jumps awake and said in alarm: “What!? What is it!?”. “Do you mind telling the class what the answer to the problem on the chalkboard is?”. Roy looked at the equation on the board and answered: “49.”. “Incorrect. If you’d learn to stay awake in class, the you would realize that the answer to this problem is...is...49...Huh. Well, (Clears throat) A lucky guess I suppose. In any case, I would appreciate it if you didn’t sleep during the remainder of-”. Before the teacher could finish, she saw that Roy was already back to sleep, sighing in frustration. On the other side of the school, Mally was sitting down in her seat at the back of the class. A rather large teen with an orange ponytail was sitting in front of her, blocking her view of the rest of the class. She poked the teens back and says: “Hey, dude, can you move? I can’t see a thing.”. The teen turned around to show her more feminine features. “Oh, sorry about that.” the teen says. “Whoops, s-sorry. From how tall you were, I thought you were a-”. “Guy? Eh, don’t worry about it. Happens all the time.”. Mally got a good look at her and said: “I don’t it happens that often.”. “Anyway, how about we just switch seats. That should help both of us, right?”. Both of them swapped desks, Mally greeting herself by saying: “The name’s Mally.”. “Bluebell.”. “Aw, no way. That’s such a pretty name.”. “Thanks. Got it from my mom. She named all of my sisters after flowers...well, except for my older sister, Persi. Aunt Prinny got to name her.”. “Older sister? You kinda look like you’d be the older sister.”. “Nope, I’m only 13, believe it or not. Got all this bulk from my dad. Being mistake as a guy from the rear is kinda annoying, but it helps when working on the farm.”. “You have a farm?”. “Well...used to have a farm. We recently move in the city and the closest thing we have now is a vegetable garden in the backyard.”. “Really. My family and I are kinda the same way. Except replace farm with Canadian suburbs.”. “Girls!” the teacher exclaimed. Both of them jerk towards the teacher. “Can you please save your mingling for after class. You’re disrupting the class.”. “Sorry!” Bluebell says. Mally turns to her and whispers: “We’ll talk later.”. Despite his tired state, Roy lumbered through the hallways trying to find his next class. He looked around and saw Kingsley staring out the window. “Ah not again.”. The boy walked up to him and said: “Hey!”. Kingsley jumped, looking beside him, he said: “Oh hey, uh...Roy, right?”. “The hell are you doing here? Aren’t you’re parents like...rich? Why are you in this dumpster fire of a school?”. “Well because my friends go here. Same deal with Chloe, too. You okay, you don’t look to good.”. “Thanks, you too.” Roy rudely retorted. “No, I-I didn’t mean that-”. “No, I’m sorry. (sigh) It’s just that I’m not get much sleep lately. Everybody wants to wake me up. By the way, what the hell are you staring at?”. He looks out the window to see Chloe fighting a sky blue dragon. The dragon spewing out ice breath, freezing whatever it touches. “The fuck!? Is that a motherfucking dragon!?”. “That dragons name is Opal. She somebody who can turn from a human into a dragon.” Kingsley explains. “Why are they fighting?”. “Likely over Ryu.”. “Who?”. “Some guy that they both like.”. “Oh...Of course…You seem awfully calm for somebody whose sister is about to be frozen over.”. “Don’t worry. They’ll stop when they spot Ryu coming.”. Both Chloe and Opal stopped fighting and began to descend back on the ground, with Opal turning back into her human form. Roy sees Ryu come out and start talking to them. “How often does this shit happen?”. “Too often.”. They saw Ryu walk off with Chloe and Opal following. “I think I might like this place.”. Roy looked over and saw a blonde girl with sky blue eyes talking to a guy with blue beanie and red skull shirt. “And I think I’m gonna like it a little bit more.” Roy said as he walked over to the pair. “Oh, I would not do that.” Kingsley tried to warn him. “And that’s how I managed to wangle a pig in with my bare hands.” the blonde girl said. “Uh huh, so what are you doing on Saturday-” the guy with the beanie said. Then both of them heard somebody say: “Heya!”. The guy with the beanie looked behind him and saw Roy looking at them with a suave smile. “Oh hi there.” the girl said. “Can I help you?”. “You certainly can, by telling me your name.”. “Well my name is Persephone. You can call me Persi for short. And-” the blonde said. The guy with the beanie cut her of by saying: “The names Raleigh, and I’d appreciate it if you don’t cut on my game, man.”. Roy held Raleigh’s chin via his finger and thumb and said: “Raleigh, is it? Sound exotic. I like that. Whaddya say ya give up on the girl and come have little bit of fun with me? I promise not to bite.”. Raleigh slapped Roy’s hand aside and walked off flustered, saying under his breath: “Jesus...Fuck.”. “Ah dammit.”. Roy then turned to Persi and said: “So you doing anything on Friday night?”. “Well actually I’m-”. Before the girl could finish speaking, Cayenne swooped into the scene and pushed Roy aside. “Hey!”. “Hi Cayenne!” the blonde girl greets as they walk off. After being taken to the side, Roy said: “The fuck!? What was that about!?”. “Listen, I don’t give a shit about anybody else in this school. But she is off limits. Got it?” Cayenne stated. “And why pray tell is that? Is she freak?” Roy said with a smile “Watch it, you asshole, or I’m gonna shove my boot so far up your ass, you’ll be coughing up dirt.”. “Are you coming on to me?”. “I’m watching you, man.” Cayenne threatens as she walks off. “Pfft, whatever. I got plenty of more fish to catch.”. The bell rang. Tore ran out of the classroom in the blink of an eye. “Finally, lunch. After all those long boring hours, I can’t wait to dig into a tray full of food. I wonder what the cafeteria here serves? I bet it’ll be something that’ll sit all warm in my stomach and explode flavor in my mouth and-”. A pile of green goo plopped onto the boy tray. “The heck is this stuff.”. Tore looks at the lunch lady and asks: “Lady, does this even classify as food.”. The lunch lady simply shrugged. As he walked out of the serving kitchen and into the cafeteria, he threw his food away as he passed the garbage. The boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some candy. “Good thing I keep some candy in my pocket.”. He looked around to find a place to sit, seeing a pair of familiar faces among the crowd. “Come on Damian, I know you can do it.” Kingsley said. He was looking at a boy around his age with wavy black hair, who said nervously: “I, uh...I-I don’t know. What if I get hurt.”. “For god sake man. How can you get hurt?” Cayenne said. Damian stared at the frosty treat in his hand with utter fear. “It’s just fucking ice cream, you pansy. You’ve had it before.”. “Yeah, it’s not like it’s gonna hurt ya or anything.”. “Y-You don’t know that. What if I end up being allergic to the flavoring? What if I choke on the cone? What if I get a brain freeze, followed by a seizure?”. “Just eat it already!” Cayenne demanded. “Trust me, Damian. It’s gonna be okay, you’re gonna love it.”. “Okay Kingsley, if you say so. If I fall here to my utter demise via the kiss of this icy nectar, I want you to tell my family that I have loved them very much and that I will never forget them in the next life.”. “Oh boy.” Cayenne remarked. Damian slowly inched his way to the icy treat, his mouth about to bite into the frozen dairy desert. Suddenly, Tore sat down across the table and blurted: “Hey Guys!”. Damian dropped his ice cream in terror and vanished in thin air. “Ahh...” Kingsley groaned. He turned to the blue haired boy and said: “Hey, uh...Tore was it? What’s up?”. “Eh, nothing much. Just kind tired is all.”. “Why the hell are you bugging us? Don’t have that other guy you can hang out with.”. “Roy? Oh no, I couldn’t. He works at night, so he has to sleep during the day.”. “Isn’t that kind of self destructive?” Kingsley asks. “Eh, don’t worry. He learns best when he’s asleep anyway. Besides him, Mally and your sister, you guys are the only ones I know here.”. “Well, maybe I can introduce you to some of my friend sometimes. How’s that sound?”. Kingsley’s spine tinkled when he heard somebody behind him say: “Oh, that simple kindness is why you have stolen my heart, my dear Kingsley.”. A girl with long orange hair, red eyes, purple skirt, and black horns coming out of her side, moved from behind the boy, hanging of his shoulder with a rather seductive smile. “Giving a helping hand, even to a rather ridiculous looking stranger. It’s such a rare treasure to find in humans nowadays.”. “What do you want Alex?” Cayenne asked. “Me? Well the only thing I want is to be with my beloved.” Alex said as she caressed Kingsley hair, making the boy tense up. “Wow! Like your horns.”. Alex turns his gaze to Tore, who was reaching over to her head. “Are they real?” he asks as he tries to touch the girls horns. Alex slaps the boys hand away and responds: “Of course they’re real, you simpleton. I am Alex, the great offspring of the mighty and powerful Aku. These horns on my head are as real as the eyes in that hollow skull of yours.”. “Who’s Aku?”. “What!?” Alex shouts. The girls features start to change, her figure starts to thin out in certain places. Her shirt growing into pants, here blouse turning into a sleeveless suit. Her hair starts to shorten as the hair band atop her head vanishes. “How have you not heard about Aku?”. “Oh, here we go. “Cayenne groaned. “Long ago, in a distant land, my father, the shape shifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil. He was once the great master of this realm, able to instill fear with his gaze alone. Until one day, a lone warrior clad in pink stepped forth and opposed him. My father obviously won, the battle left him fatigued and wounded. During his recovery, he met upon my mother, who showed him that their was more to life then world domination. He retired from his throne, and settled down to a more quite life, one that would bestow upon him a beloved child.”. “Nobody cares Alex.” Cayenne says. “Well nobody asked you to listen, obnoxious cousin of mine.”. Alex looks back to see Tore staring in with stars in his eyes. “What? What are you staring at?”. “How did you do that!?”. “D-Do what?”. “Your hair, your clothes, your body! How did you transform like that!?”. “Well, obviously my powers are a natural gift from my father. With them I can change my very form at will.”. “So you can be a boy and a girl?”. “I can be whatever I wish! Watch and be amazed.”. Before they’re very eyes, Alex body changed to take the form of Chloe, then to Cayenne, then to Kingsley. Alex then turns back into her female form. “That is so cool!” Tore exclaims. Alex starts to blush, but then vainly says: “Uh...O-Of course. Did you really expect anything less?” “What else can you transform into? (gasp) Can you turn into a puppy!? I want to see a puppy!”. “Um...Uh...No.”. “Aw. Why not?”. Alex tries to make up an excuse by saying: “Um...Well...I...-”. “Let me guess? You don’t feel like it?” Cayenne cuts in. “What? Are you a psychic now?”. “No, but I know bullshit when I see it.”. “Hmph, whatever. I don’t need to impress any of you peons anyway. All I need is the support of my sweet Kingsley.”. Alex then goes back to hugging Kingsley. “That’s, uh...That’s sweet and all, Alex. But there’s just one problem.”. Kingsley says. “What is it my love?”. “This isn’t your lunch period. Yours doesn’t start until after this one.”. Alex jolts up and says: “Uh...It-it seem it isn’t (nervously laughs) silly me. I should really get back to class.”. She then creeps away and out of the lunchroom. Mally was walking up the stairs, barely anybody was around, when she spotted something between the steps. Picking it up, she found that it was a bone arm. The girl started inspecting it, saying: “Is this plastic or something?”. The arm suddenly came to life, trying to wiggle it’s way out of her grip. Mally let out a short squeal as she dropped the arm to the ground. The arm starting crawling up the stairs, but it’s fingers were too short to reach. It tried to grab the stairs, but it kept loosing its grip. Mally stared for a moment before approaching the arm. The boney appendage scuttled into the corner. “No, no, no, no! It’s okay! It’s okay. I’m- I’m not gonna hurt you.”. She puts her hand out to the arm, the limb slowly coming out of the corner and to Mally. When the arm was close, it started to touch Mally’s palm, after which, started grasping it. “There we go. See I won’t bite. You trying to get up the stairs?”. The arm let go and started waving at her as if it was nodding. “Come on. I’ll help ya up.”. The arm scuttled up Mallys back, hiding between her and her backpack. After going up the stairs, Mally asked: “Who do you belong to?”. The arm pointed to the right, down a crowded hallway. “Alright, lead the way.”. Mally started to force herself through the crowd, squeezing through countless students. Pushing herself forward, she bumps into a golden blonde girl with a red hairband. “Watch where you’re going.” she says quite snidely. “Can’t you see were walking.” the girl beside her said. Mally gets up and says: “Sorry.”. As she runs off, the girl beside the blonde girl says: “Yeah, you better be sorry.”. The bone arm comes out off hiding to flip off the pair as Mally departs. After getting through the large mob, Mally asks: “Where to next?”. The arm points to a set of stairs doing down. She runs to the stairs and slides down the railing on the side. The girl then jumps off the wall and down the next set of stair. As she fell, she saw two people talking on the stairs: a red haired boy and a strawberry blonde girl whose left arm appeared to be missing. She couldn’t stop herself and only shouted in a fruitless attempt at a warning. They tried to move out of the way, only for the redhead to be tackled down. The blonde girl rushed down the bottom to see both of them piled against one another. “Ahh! Get-get off me!” the redhead exclaimed. “The fuck! Why the fuck d’ya jump off the stairs like that!?” the blonde girl said. “Ow! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I-I didn’t see any of you coming.”. The blonde girl saw the bone arm sticking out from behind Mally and quickly snatches it. “Why the hell do you have my arm!?”. “Your arm?”. Mally sees the girl put the arm into her socket and moves it around. “Whoa!”. “Spill it. Why’dya take my arm?”. “I didn’t take your arm. I found it between the stairs and it lead me here.”. “What?”. The blonde girl looked at her arm, which was bobbing up and down. “I kept telling you it just fell off. Damn thing won’t stay in your socket. Honestly, who’d want to steal some rando’s boney arm anyway.”. “Hey, fuck off, mate! It might’ve fallen off, but it’s still my arm. What if somebody held it for ransom?”. “Are you being serious right now?”. “I’m always serious, bitch! It’s the only arm I got.”. “Heya. I got a question.” Mally said. Both of them stopped talking and turned to Mally, with the redhead sighing and saying: “What?”. “So...Are you like some kind of...half skeleton or something?”. “Y-Yeah, so what!? Got a problem with that!?” the blonde girl said defensively. “...Neat.”. The blonde girl lightly blushes and says: “W-What?”. “You’re not put off?” the redhead asked. “Naah. I mean compared to all the stuff that I’ve seen, a skeleton girls pretty mundane. I mean just yesterday, I escaped from a prison fortress, while being terrorized by a rocket jumping robot.”. “The...The fu- What!?”. “Ah, that sound so kickass.” the blonde said. “If you think that, just wait til you see my brother. He’ll blow your mind.”. “You seriously can’t be believing this shit, can you.” the redhead asks. “You believe in a talking half skeleton, right?” the blonde retorts. The redhead did not give an answer, simply staring at her. “Fucking thought not.”. “I believe it.” someone says. All of them look up the stairs to see somebody going down. “I believe that you’re a freak. I mean honestly, who just casually lose their arm?”. The blonde girl started to retreat, when the redhead exclaimed: “Hey, fuck off before I shove “your” arm up your ass!”. “Pfft, whateves. I don’t even know why you hang out with that weirdo.” the guy said as he started to walk down the stairs beside them. Suddenly, the guy trips and falls down. Both of them look and see the guy groaning at the bottom. The blonde girl looks beside her and sees Mally retracting her leg, trying to act innocent. “Did...did you do that on purpose?” the blonde asks. Mally simply shrugs and give a shit eating grin. “...Neat. The names Vivian, call me Vivi. This asshole here is Ryan.” the blonde girl says as she points to the redhead beside her. “S’up.” the redhead simply says. “My names Mally. I just moved here.”. “Well Mally. Nice to know ya. Stuck with me, I’ll show ya the ropes around here.” Vivi said as they walked off. “Didn’t you just move here like 4 months ago?” Ryan said. “Shut up.”. The day was almost over, Tore and Roy manage to find themselves taking the same class, home Ec. Tore looks over to Roy, who was sharing the same table and saw that he could barely keep his bloodshot eyes open. “Roy, you’re not looking so good.”. “Gee thanks”. “What’s the matter?”. “It’s...It’s these stupid fucking teacher. None of them will let me get a wink of sleep in. I keep telling them I learn best while I’m asleep, but they think that’s utter bullshit.”. “That’s funny. I can barely stay awake. (Yawns) It wouldn’t be so bad if these classes weren't so boring.”. Both of them looked to the front of the class, a table with something covered by a sheet was next to the teacher, who said: “Today class, we’re going to put our baking skills to the test. We are making something quite tricky. Something that’ll require every ounce of skill at your disposal. I’m talking about the deadly art of making:”. The teacher reaches for the sheet and pulls it away to reveal packs of Jello mix. “Making gelatin dessert.”. “Are you kidding me?”. “Aw cool. I’m still a little hungry from lunch.” Tore says. Roy dozes off as he lays his head down on the table, only to be woken up by the teacher, who was passing the Jello mix. “Mr. Roy! I do hope that’ll you’ll stay awake during the presentation. I would hate for you give you a bad grade.”. Roy started growling as he got increasingly angry, saying: “That...is...it. They want jello. I’ll give them jello. I’ll give them jello to die for.”. He starts heading out the door, saying to Tore: “Cover for me.”. The teacher sees him bolt out the room and asks: “Where’s he going?”. “Um...bathroom?” Tore response. “...Well I do hope he gets back soon.”. Roy dashes his way through the halls, stopping short at a science class. He peeks in the open classroom and sees a test tube labeled “Chemical X” on the other side of the room. The boy gives a sinister smile as he sneaks his way inside. He manages to grab the veil and quietly sneaks away. Going back to the classroom, he saw that Tore was halfway done, stirring the mix into a bowl. “You almost done?” he asks. “Think so. Teacher says only thing left is to refrigerate it.”. “Perfect. Give me the mix.”. Tore hands him the bowl while Roy got out the tube from the science class room. He starts to quietly cackle to himself as he pours the contents in the mix. “Roy, I’m not sure that this is a good idea.”. “Neither is keeping me awake and you see how that’s turning out.”. After pouring all the chemicals in the mix, Roy thoroughly stirred the mixture, to the point, where it started to change color. “Okay class. Now is the time where we start to pour our mix’s into the pans.”. After pouring the mix’s, the teacher said: “Now, normally this would be the part where you set your mix in the freezer to get cold over the course of the night, but we’re going to be doing something a little bit different this time around.”. The teacher pulls out a heavy machine from under her desk and said: “This is the insta-freeze machine. It was made and kindly donated to the school by our resident genius, Kingsley Spicer.”. She opens up a compartment at the front of the device and said: “This device uses fast freezing technology to quickly refrigerate whatever you stick in it in a matter of seconds., instantly freezing it. We’re going to use this nifty gadget to speed up the process of cooling our Jello desserts. Now, who would like to go first?”. A pair of students approached the front of the class. They put the mix into the freezer and close the front. The teacher push's a few buttons on the top and the device starts working. After 20 seconds, the machine makes a ding. They take the Jello mix out and see that it was ready to eat. After everyone freezes their mix, the teacher walks around, inspecting everyone's dessert. She stops at Tore and Roys jello and says: “My, I haven’t seen a mix like this before. What did you add?”. “Oh nothing really, just made with love is all.”. Roy states. Tore tires to hide the nervous sweat coming from his forehead “Oh, it looks delicious. Mind if I have a bite?”. “Be my guest.”. “Roy, this isn’t funny anymore. We can’t do this.” Tore whispers. “If you say anything, I will fucking kill you.” Roy whispers. The teacher takes out a spoon and scoops up some of the jello. Tore could only watch as the jello slowly approaches the unsuspecting teachers mouth. Just then, he sees the jello start to move. It jumps back into the mix just as the teacher put the spoon in her mouth. She looks back and sees the mix start to outgrow the pan and soon the table. Everyone starts to back up as they witness the jello grow twice the size of a regular human. It started to open up the it’s front to create a mouth, and started roaring. “The fuck!?” Roy said. “Oh man!” Tore said. As the rest of the class backed up, both of them stood in front, readying to fight as their wings sprouted from their back. Roy starts the attack first and dashes to the Jello monster, swift kicking it’s middle. “Ha!” he says as he see a big chunk of the Jello was kicked off. His little victory was short lived as he saw the monster regenerate the missing piece back. The glob then smacks Roy into the wall. Tore dashed to the monster and threw and flurry of punches, but none of them did anything as the blob smacked Tore back. Roy flew at the beast, and kicked it again, this time kicking into it. His leg got stuck, giving the beast the chance to slam him into the ground several times before throwing him against a wall. “I got this!” Tore shouts as he dashes forward at the Jello beast. The monster created a big hole in it’s middle that Tore past through. He couldn’t stop himself in time and went flying straight through a wall. On the other side of that wall, Tore crashed into another classroom. The whole class saw that Tore was stuck in the middle of the chalkboard, the teacher beside him in shock. Tore looked around the classroom and saw Kingsley and Cayenne in the crowd. “Hi Kingsley. Hi Cayenne.” He said as he waved to them with his one exposed arm. The whole class turned to both Kingsley and Cayenne, who were utterly confused. “What the fuck?” Cayenne said under her breath. Tore felt something grab his leg and pull him back into the classroom. The monster was swinging the boy all around the classroom, crashing him into tables, and cabinet. Roy gathered his energy into a single ball and threw it at the gelatinous beast. When the ball it the monster, it exploded, splattering the top half of the blob. Tore landed onto the teachers desk. Roy’s smile quickly vanished when he saw the monster quickly regrow his top half. The monster was about charge at the class, but Tore grabbed the teachers desk and used it to pin the beast against the wall. The blob was trying to push itself out, as the class was finally able to escape. The monster then managed to push Tore away, launching him out the window. The boy went flying through the air, crashing onto the football field. After crashing, he saw a girl wearing salmon pink jacket and sweat pants, grasping palm palms in each hand as she looked down at Tore. A tiny floating robot beside the cheerleader. “Hiya.” Tore greets. He looks back to the school and sees the blob being blasted out of the hole he was thrown through. It roared as it started to expand. Tore quickly got up and flew back to the fight. Roy jumped down to try and stamp on the jello beast, but it slithered out of the way. Tore tried to ram it, but simply past through it as a sticky mess. “Ew.”. Roy got knocked down next to him. As it moved towards them, they saw blob growing bigger, to the point where it was half as tall as the school now. “Why is it growing?” Roy asked. Tore looked away, not trying to show the guilt in his face. “What did you do?”. “Um...I may have added a tiny pinch of yeast to the mix.” Tore admitted. “...What!?”. “Yeah, that might be my fault there.”. “Why in the hell would you use yeast in a gelatin mix!? That doesn’t make sense!”. “I was trying to experiment. Excuse me for doing something new.”. “Ahhg. Forget it. J-just distract it. I have an idea.”. Roy flies upward, while Tore spun to get the gunk off of him. He then flies forward, shooting at the giant gunky beast. Back in the classroom, Kingsley and Cayenne were watching on as Tore tried keeping the monster in place. “Uh...this ain’t something you see everyday...Whelp, I guess that mean’s schools closed.” Cayenne said as she tarted to walk off. “Cayenne!”. “Okay, fine.”. The girl flew off to join the fight. Tore kept blasting at the beast apart, but the pieces that were shot off grew back moments later. “Mmm” he growled in frustration. He then saw a wayward red beam fly past and hit the jello monster right in its chest, blasting a big hole in it. The boy looked back and saw Cayenne fly in. “Hey Cayenne. What’s up?”. “Shut up. We gotta plan or what?”. “Just gotta distract it, while Roy cooks up something.”. “And that’d be?”. “Um...I dunno. He hasn’t told me that much.”. “What!?”. The monster roared at them as the hole in its chest vanished. The blob leaped at them, Both Tore and Cayenne flew in different directions. Both of them spewing beams and fire as they circled around the monster. Some students watched the fight unfold through the school windows. Mally, Ryan, and Vivi being a few of them. “And which ones your bro?” Vivi asks. “The one with the blue hair.”. “You’re lying. If he’s you’re brother, then how come you don’t have the same kind of powers?” Ryan asks. “Hey, fucking lay off Ryan. What the hell’s with all the questions?”. “Well excuse me for demanding proof for skeptical bullshit.”. Tore gets knocked over towards them, stopping short at their window. He sees all of them and said: “Oh hey Mally. I see you made some friends. Good on you. Hey, be sure to treat her right, okay.”. He was then smacked aside by the blob as it slithered past their window. Vivi and Mally looked back at Ryan with the smuggest grins. “...Tsh. Whatever. Fuck off.” he said as he walked away. “Sheesh, he is an asshole.” Mally said. “Yeah, but ya can’t help but love him. He’s like an angry puppy.”. As the two flew around Cayenne started circling above the beast, aiming a continuous laser blasts downward. “Hm...Oh! I she what she’s doing.” Tore said. The boy started circling around the blob on the opposite end, firing a constant stream of white energy at the ground. With both of them spinning around, the blob could barely move. It tried swiping them down, but they blob became some big that it was too slow to smack them, roaring in frustration. As Kingsley watched on, he noticed that it was starting to get dark. “What? I don’t remember there being an eclipse being scheduled today.”. All of them started to look up and saw a black ball of energy eclipse the sun. Looking closer, Roy could be seen at the bottom, holding said ball with one hand and a crazed, sadistic smile. “That’s his plan? Just throw a big fuck off ball at it?” Cayenne said. “That- That thing is- that thing is huge!? Is he seriously planning on destroying the monster with that!? So close to the school!? He’ll destroy the whole block!?”. Vivi looks up at the ball and whistle. Mally quickly grabs her arm and sprints behind the lockers. She holds Vivi tightly and shouts: “Brace yourselves.”. As he looks down, Roy shouts: “Let’s see you regenerate from this, asshole!”. The boy throws the ball downward as he shouts: “Die!” Both Cayenne and Tore scatter as Tore shouts: “Hit the deck!”. Kingsley dashes behind the teachers desk. The monster looks up at the oncoming ball of darkness and could only watch as it descended onto it. The ball hits the monster envelopes the entire block in the black void of nothingness. The light shined once more to reveal that the school was still intact. All the students came out of the windows and saw the sun shine once more. Kingsley crawled out from hiding, hyperventilating as he said: “We’re not dead...”. Cayenne looks over and sees nearly all of the football as nothing but a crater. Tore looked around and saw bits and chunks of the blob splattered all over the school. Roy descends near the crater as he starts to chuckle to himself, which evolves into maniacal laughter. He points to the crater and shouts: “Did you really think you’d be able to beat me!? You’re were just some stupid gel dessert! Only meant to be eaten and shat out without a single thought or care in the world! Hell, you didn’t even get that far! You’re just a disgrace on all fronts!”. He continues to maniacally laugh towards the sky. In his moment of triumph, he did not notice the splattered remains of his fallen enemy started moving. Tore saw that the bits and chunks were quickly gathering back up. “Um...Roy.”. he tries to warn. Roy was too busy indulging in his self victory to notice. “Roy!” Tore said again, not yielding any results. “Yo, Jackass!” Cayenne shouts. Roy stops laughing and rudely shout: “What!?”. He finally notices the fully regenerated blob, which has grown bigger than the school. “Ahhhg! Mother fu-”. Before Roy could finished, the blob smacked him into a school bus with enough force to send it tumbling. The jelly beast let out a roar loud enough to break any glass that was left. Vivi and Mally looked back out, with Mally saying: “Oh no! If that wasn’t enough, we might be in trouble here.” Mally worries. “Pfft, no worries. They got the spice queen, Cayenne on their side. That monsters dead already.”. Both of them see Cayenne try and melt the beast with her flame breath, with no effect. The jello monster then smacks her into the ground. “Um…Of- Of course having a backup plan wouldn’t hurt...I guess.”. Mally looks over to the opposite side of the school and sees the hole the monster came out off, and Kingsley staring out in the distance. She walks back and says: “I think I know somebody who can help.”. “Really? Who?” Vivi said. The girl was surprised to see Mally with her roller skating gear so suddenly. Mally points to her back and says: “Get on.”. Both of them rocketed through the hallway, with Mally carrying Vivi on her back. “You’ve been here longer then I have. So I need you to navigate for me.” Mally asked. “And where prey tell do you plan on going?”. “I saw somebody that might be able to help. They were in the classroom with the giant hole in the wall.”. “The home Ec. room? That’s piss easy. Just take the next right.”. Mally quickly turned to the right, after which Vivi said: “Wait, shit. Maybe it was left.”. She then took a u turn, speeding down the other hallway. “Okay, there’s a crossroad coming up here. I think that were supposed to gooooo...straight.”. Mally passed straight through the intersection. “Ah damn it, it might have been right.”. “I thought you said you knew your way around this place.” Mally said as she turned around. “Hey, I do. Its just that this school is so big and all the hallways look the fucking same.”. “Well are you sure that were even close?”. “Uhh...I’m sure that we do need to go up, it’s definitely on the third floor.”. As they rolled, they saw the hall monitor with the stop sign in the middle of the hall, blowing his whistle at them. “No roller skating in the halls!” he shouts. Mally zipped by the monitor, making him spin around. When he stopped spinning, he saw that his sign was gone. He looked ahead and saw Mally had took it. “Hey, give that back. That’s school property.”. “Um, any idea what you’re gonna do with that?” Vivi asks. “Give me a second.”. They saw a splitting hallway coming up ahead. “Which way are the stairs?” Mally asks. “Um...Left?”. “Are you sure?”. “Uh...Positive.”. They turned left and saw the stairs incoming. “See, what’d I tell ya.” Vivi boasts. She sees that the stair case was coming up fast. “Hey, uh. I think we might need to slow down.”. Mally starts speeding up, holding the stop sign beside her. “Hey, I’m not fucking around! We’re gonna crash!”. Mally holds the sign up, as if she was about to throw it. Vivi saw that they were closing in on the stairs and braces herself. Mally jams the stop sign into the ground and jumps, vaulting up the staircase. She successfully makes it all the way to the top floor, skating onward down the hall. “Holy shit bricks, that was fucking intense! Can we do that again!?” Vivi exclaims. “Maybe later, which way is the home Ec. room?”. “Oh, right!”. Mally turns right. “No, I’m meant left.”. They turn around and go the other direction. Kingsley watches over from the hole, saying: “Nothing they do is stopping it. I better think of something.”. He then heard the sound of wheels skidding behind him and saw Mally and Vivi coming through the door. After catching her breath, Mally said: “Kingsley...Kingsley, we-we need your help.”. “Mally? What are you doing here?”. “Hold the fucking phone!? You brought us to this asshole!? Why!?” Vivi asks. “Wait, no. He’s not an asshole. He’s really smart. I brought us to him cause I thought he’d might help us.”. “Why didn’t you ask me for a plan? I’m pretty damn smart.” Vivi said. “Do you have a plan?” Mally asks. “Um...Well...Uh, since burning it ain’t workin. We obviously have to freeze it.”. “That might actually work. Problem is we don’t have anything that’s fast enough to freeze something that big. Maybe Opal can, but she might have left already.” Kingsley pondered. “Well, if that shit don’t work, why don’t we just throw some chemicals at it.” Vivi spouts. “Like liquid nitrogen. Jello’s made of water. Nitrogen might freeze it. But I don’t if we have enough here.” Kingsley says. “Perfect! Both of you get to all the science classrooms. Find as much nitrogen as you can and bring it to the roof. I’ll round up everyone that’s left in the school to help us out.” Mally stated. She then blazed out of the classroom and dashed down the halls. Cayenne keeps circling around the gelatin monster, spouting flames in hopes of melting it. However, her flames weren't spreading enough to be effective as the beast just rebuilds itself. Vivi made it to one of the science classrooms and started looking around. She started prying open the cabinets with her skeleton arm and found a bunch of chemicals. As started searched through the cabinets, Vivi says: “Come on. Where the hell is it? It’s number was N7 right?”. After going a moment, she found something and said: “Ah ha!”. She pulled out a test tube full of clear liquid labeled “N7”. “That’s it? One bottle? Where the hell’s the rest of it!?”. She looks over to a cabinet on the far right of the room. Vivi prys it open and find a box with “Liquid Nitrogen. Please be careful when lifting.”. “Oh.”. Tore rapidly shoots out blasts to try and break up the blob, but it keeps regenerating faster and faster. Kingsley carefully walks along the hallway, carrying a box full of liquid nitrogen. Vivi run straight past him, making Kingsley almost drop the box. When Vivi got to the door to the roof, she knocked on the door and shouted: “Knock knock, bitches!” and kicked the door down. She put the box down as she saw the Tore and Cayenne fighting off the Jello monster. The jelly beast tears bits of itself off and start chucking them at the two. Tore and Cayenne fly around, dodging the globs of Jello as it splats on the ground and on the school. The pieces slither back into the beast once it lands, making the jelly monster grow. “Oh boy. If this keeps, up soon the monster will be bigger then the whole town.” Kingsley says. “Then let’s get a damn move on! Race ya!”. Vivi dashes down the roof to get more boxes. Tore throws a big ball of white energy square at the monster, making a big hole in it’s chest. However, the hole was soon filled back up. “Damn it! Nothing we do is working!” Cayenne says. “I got an idea! If it’s made of Jello, why don’t we just eat it.” Tore wonders. He dashes towards the beast with his mouth wide open, only to be smacked back. “Oh gee, who could’ve saw that coming.” Cayenne says sarcastically. Tore was sent flying at the school, where he crashed onto the wall. When he dropped to the ground, he heard his phone go off. “Hello, Mama Minnies pizza speaking, how can I help you?” he says in a dazed tone. “Tore, listen to me.”. The boy shook his head to regain his senses and said: “Mally? Listen, I’m in the middle of something right now, can this wait?”. “Shut up and listen. I know of a way we can stop that monster for good. I need you to get it as close to the school as you can.”. “I don’t know. There are still some people left in the school. That could be a bit dangerous.”. “Just do it!”. Mally hangs up. Tore puts away his phone and flies back into the fray. As Cayenne was driving the gelatin beast back, Tore shot lasers on the opposite side, driving it back to Cayenne. She flies to the side and says to Tore: “What the fuck, man!? I just got him going!”. “New plan. Get it as close to the school as you can.���. “Do you know what the rest of the plan is this time?”. Tore turns to Cayenne and simply says: “Nope.”. She simply sighs in frustration as she follows. Tore starts shooting towards the ground, making the beast back up. Cayenne spews fires to it’s side, making trails of fire that make a path towards the school? As the monster was retreating, it started seeing a crowd of kids and teens on the roof. When the monster was in range they all started throwing bottles and beakers full of nitrogen at the monster. The chemical compound started to combine with the gelatin beasts make up, making its movement slow and lethargic. White smoke was coming out of it’s body as it slowly turned around. It tried to swipe at the kids, but a pink shield suddenly appeared in front of them. Chloe was in front of the crowd, shielding them from the beasts wrath. Opal flew in from behind and started to freeze the entire monster from bottom to top. With the ice dragons frost breath and all the nitrogen, the Jelly monster was soon a giant ice sculpture. “Somebody smash it before it breaks free!” Kingsley shouted. All of them started hearing screaming coming from nearby. They look at the bus Roy crashed in and saw that he was lifting it. He then threw it at the frozen beast, shattering it into tiny pieces. The bus flew above the school roof, barely missing the crowd and landing on the other side of the school. The remains of the beast fluttered down on the entire school, like snow in the winter. The entire crowd of kids cheered loudly. Opal turned back into her human form when she landed on the ground and said to herself: “Whelp, looks like I saved the day yet again. Ryu is probably so impressed.”. “What are you talking about?”. She looked up and saw Chloe descending near her. The girl got into Opal’s face and said: “I was the one who protected all the students. Ryu might be thinking of asking me out.”. “Oh Chloe, I was one who froze the monster. He’s obviously gonna be falling for me.”. Cayenne watches as both of them start arguing. She sighs and starts showing a small smile as she looks around the crowd. Tore descends down into the crowd and sees Mally. He goes in to hug her and says: “That was amazing, Mally. How did you figure all that out?”. “Well, I didn’t plan everything on my own. I had some help.”. She looks to the side and sees Kingsley and Vivi. Vivi laughs and says to him: “Suck it Kingsley. Thanks to my plan, that blob didn’t stand a fucking chance.”. “Well, Mally and I came up with the other parts of the plan. But I gotta say, freezing it was some nice quick thinking. There’s just one thing still bugging me about all this.”. “And what might that be.” she says in a smug tone. “Who are you?” Kingsley asks, shocking the girl. Roy looks up as the remains of the monster flutter down and crosses his arms. “Another job well done. I bet I’ll get a parade for this shit.”. “What do you mean detention!?” Roy shouts. Both Tore and Roy were in the principals office Roy sits in one of the chairs all pissed, while Tore sat in another in a sobbing mess. A giant hole was left in the back of the office showed construction crew rebuilding the school. “We save the whole damn school and you’re giving us a months worth of detention?”. The principal slammed his fist on his desk and stated: “It’s because of you two that the whole school was put in danger in the first place! It was your jello that came to life and attacked the classroom!”. “Jello coming to life could’ve happened to anybody. You have no proof that it was our fault.”. “Oh. Then why did the clean up crew find this in the home Ec. Room.”. The principal pulled out the veil labeled “Chemical X” from under him. “Shit.” Roy uttered. “Did you really think that you could waltz in the science classroom and take this without anybody noticing?You’re lucky that don’t expel the both of you for this! What do you two have to say for yourselves?”. “I just wanted some fucking sleep!”. “We’re sorry-y-y-y-y.” Tore said under his crying. After the two of them got back from school, a woman with long blue hair was waiting to greet them. “Hi kids.” she says. “Hi mom.” Tore says. “Hey Maurecia.” Roy says in a tired tone. “Mally told me what happened at school. You’re lucky nobody got seriously hurt.”. As both of them passed by Mally, who was sitting on the couch watching TV, Tore said: “We’re sorry.”. “Other then that, how did the rest of the day go for you two? Do you think you might like it here?”. “Sure, why not.” Roy said. “Yeah.” Tore said. “Hey mom. Is...Is dad here? You said that he was going to see us after we moved.”. “I’m sorry honey. He got called into work again. I’m afraid he couldn’t make it.”. Tore looks down in dissapointment. Roy yawned and said: “Listen, I’m gonna lay down for a couple hours. I haven’t gotten any sleep all day.”. “Okay, goodnight then Roy.” Maurecia said. “Night.” Roy said as he walked into a dark room. He closed the door and set his stuff down. The boy then plopped himself down on the bed and was starting to relax as he closed his eyes. Roy eyes sprang open when he heard a soft spoken woman’s voice say to him: “Goodnight.”. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Opal, Ryu, Ryan, Raleigh, Persephone, Bluebell, Lequan, Micah, Kandi, Damian, and Alex all belong to: @princesscallyie Vivian belongs to: ppgzmlpfimlover

[jinglebunns]

Anime Expo 2017 Reflections

Hello, Jingles here!! 

I’ve been going to Anime Expo for maybe......6 years now? But it was my first time doing Artist Alley this year (and first time selling art in general)!! I was really unsure of how to go about things, so I really owe a lot of thanks to everyone who encouraged me to table (Myst, Prinny, and Aeror....u guys on That Tweet that Miyu made lol) You guys rock and thanks so much for believing in me.....!!! (tho most of y’all are on twitter so idk if you’ll see this...) Thanks to my mom and brother for helping out with merch prepping too! Also huge shoutout to tumblr user @charc-arts for bein great moral support throughout the arting process, you really kept me goin (also they’re a great artist too and anyone reading this should totes check em out sometime)!!! 

Anyways, a lot of stuff happened this year, so I guess I’ll see how much of a day by day playthrough I can remember here ೕ(•̀ᴗ•́)

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Day 1

I got in really early before any other friends were in, so I panicked and made a cheapo display with the snacks I brought to share with hotel friends while waiting for them to come with the pipes LOL.....my table neighbors must’ve thought I was so dumb ahahah

Here was the actual table display!! Feat. Mighty Action X, since my friend Miyu was cosplaying Christmas Poppy from Ex-Aid that day! Hehe the plushie was pretty popular with a lot of people (”it’s so plump omg”) I literally never left my table except for one bathroom break on Day 1;; I got attached I guess LOL and it was nice having a place to sit instead of Constant Leg Day™. I was really excited to make my first sale too, though I think the person who bought it didn’t actual know Love Live, she just liked the animals on my buttons haha

I also realized early on I didn’t print enough business cards and different sizes for my prints....or get a card reader.....so I learned those for next year! 

After AA closed, we headed to the Westin Bonaventure!! Also carried my supplies and buttonmaker back to restock, so it became Arm Day™ I guess (thanks @Miyu for helping) 

These fountains were so....EXTRA.....

And my first time at Smash Burger for dinner!! (man I could buy a house with that avocado in there....) There was a long line, but they’re really efficient....also I thought I lost my phone when we got back to the hotel, but turns out it was in my jacket pocket :V Me, a dumbass,, 

What happens in the hotel room stays in the hotel room (memes, there were memes), but just a shoutout to my hotel roomies you guys were awesome and I couldn’t have asked for a better first hotel experience

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Day 2

I decorated my little rabi-dango (named Mo) today to be my table buddy! A lot of people came by just to poke it haha (shoutout to @charc-arts again; they got me this buddy last year, and to Miyu for giving me one of her spare bells from the Christmas Poppy cos)

Again, I was mostly at my table....until I left for a quick exhibit hall check and just happened to miss @youvestrucktrue at my table :’D (i swear there’s an AA curse....people come to visit and stuff sells better whenever the artist is GONE)...we met up later though, and I was so happy to meet them after so many years (since the Kagepro days.....or should I say, Kagerou Days ayyyyyyy)!!! Thank you for coming Bri!!! 

Also, while business was slow at the table I was playing on Spotpass and Pokemon Moon and I finally gotttt....

A shiny Cottonee!!! I’ve been searching for one for years;;; Whimsicott is one of my favorite Pokemon so I’m so happy ;;7;;; 

My CSULB friends dropped by throughout AX too, but I can’t remember exactly which days oops;; Still, thanks for coming guys!! 

I also saw Prozd and Jubyphonic near the end of AA that day!!! (doubt they’ll ever see this lol) Juby was also really sweet, I’m so happy I got to talk to her aaaaaaaa ///

I also bought this wonderful sweater in the exhibit hall!! 

It’s really warm and soft on the inside, and I love Solram (i still have my plushie from 3 years ago)!! Solram and this sweater are from Sorbet Jungle! (FB link cause it looks like their website’s down for construction)

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Day 3

Finally left the table for a few hours and wandered the exhibit hall with Miyu!! It’s still weird seeing booths where AA used to be haha....

Giant Prinny was so cute!!! I’ve never actually played Disgaea, I only know Prinny from friends and doing the NIS America stamp rallies in the past

That is it, no caption necessary

I got these vinyl stickers from @thousandskies​!! They’re such good quality and I’ve been eyeing these designs for a long time/// I’m gonna stick them on my laptop and sketchbook!! 

@youvestrucktrue also stopped by again to give me some wafer cookies!! Thanks Bri, I didn’t eat them then but they saved my life on Day 4 ;7;

I also brought out the button machine to restock during AA on this day, and some people stopped at the booth just to watch it work LOL...I hope I got some muscles from all that button mashing :p Thanks again to my friend for lending me the button machine!

I got some merch at @misurabu​‘s table! 

(sorry for terrible pic)

Best girls!!! They’re so adorable aaaaa//// Thanks Misu!!!! ♡

I went to Little Damage to get charcoal ice cream with hotel friends in the evening! I’m not cut out for the edgy™ life though, only my cone was charcoal....it kinda tasted like super-thin oreos tbh

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Day 4

Last day!!! I finally got a decent amount of sleep last night, tho I could feel my voice dying out haha;; I rushed to the Exhibit Hall to do the Rilakkuma stamp rally cause I wanted their super cute lanyards (they had macarons on them!!!), but (long story short) they ran out before I could get it.....if you see me posting any art with macarons anytime soon, it’s probably me trying to fill the void with my salt...I had a fun time wandering around the Hall with my friend Viv tho! @Viv, I hope those canvas prints bring you great joy LOL 

I also apparently missed out on someone who wanted my Zuramaru print signed?? I’m so sad ;__;;; Also big apologies to Miyu for getting swamped when both the artists were gone from the table;;

I stayed at my table for the rest of the time till closing, and was surprised when everyone cheered at the closing announcement....it was a great feeling of solidarity haha/// Honestly, one of the best parts of having an AA badge was showing it to security guards to get in early; it felt so COOL and OFFICIAL huehue ( *´ ▽ `*)～♪

At the last minute, @hakiru dropped by and we traded buttons!! They’re so cute aaaa thanks again Akari!!  ♡

A last pic with the c47 crew!! That’s Miyu on the left in front of me, and Kanso on the right! Again, thanks for all the help with the registration and logistics and everything!

Final pic of all the stuff I got!! (minus the sweater, it’s in the wash) I hope I covered everything......

Overall, it was a pretty great experience this year!! I learned a lot and met/spent time with great people! I feel like I was too nervous meeting new people to crack jokes or live up to our punny table name though, so I hope I can do better with that+prepare more merch if I get a table again next year (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Thank you thank you so much again to all the people who supported me all the way up to this point, and visited or bought merch from me at AX! I hope I can CONtinue to count on you guys in the future, hehe  (σ •̀ v •́ )σ✰

[cutegirlmayra]

I've been curious do you ship celestia x discord or Fluttershy x discord (or is there any other pony ships you like?)

(x) I tried looking for a source, but it only took me to a tumblr scroll :( Sorry!

So, I do like Twilight with flash, but if you want me too, I can try and do some research for Celestia and Discord? And do a little Fluttershy too, but it will mostly be ‘friendship’ with maybe some flirting on Discord’s side. Cause I don’t think it’s apart of Fluttershy or Celestia’s personalities to flirt, but Discord is a jokester so lol XD

Forgive me! I haven’t caught up to the new seasons yet >x

Prompt:

“Strange.” Celestia, sprawled on her throne, lifted a hoof to her mouth, tapping lightly before putting it down as Luna moved a book she was reading down with her magic, sitting below and a little further away from the throne, having pillows to sit on.

“What art thou concerned about, Sister?”

“Hmm… I haven’t received a letter from Twilight Sparkle yet and I-” she suddenly shook her head up, startled a moment before looking back to Luna. “Proper talk? At this hour?” She looked outside.

“Oh, sorry.” Luna shifted her ears back, showing her folly. “Sometimes I miss it.”

Celestia smiled to her young sister, before a deep laughter was heard throughout the castle, and the two sisters stood up, looking around above them for it’s origin.

“…hahahHAHAHAHA!!!! WHEEE!!!” Spiraling out of a thick cloud of chocolate came none other than Discord himself, spreading his arms out and wearing a marry poppin’s hat. “For you, sweet princess.” He pulled some flowers out of the hat and shoved it in Luna’s mane, just behind her ear, as she blinked in surprise.

He then twirled himself around in the air, hovering, as his little odd wings flapped and he delicately placed one in Celestia’s mane, behind her ear. “And for you, sweet sunshine of my soul~” he placed a claw over his heart, as she rolled her eyes, and took the flower down.

“Discord, you have some nerve coming at this hour to-”

“Chat?” He spun right-side up, and flicked his tail. “Now, prinny, I thought we were closer than that~” He took his hand and put it to her long muzzle, shaking it and squishing her cheeks before she snuffed some air out of her nose to get him to let go.

The guards advanced, their spears pointed towards him, golden as they shined in the light.

Discord removed his hand and looked at the spears, his eyes shifting, before chomping off one of them and chewing.

Celestia stood back a moment, before sighing and stomping her hooves down in rhythm. “Thank you, Gentlemen. But we’ll have none of that. Leave us be.”

“But, your highness!” A guard looked back, protesting as his men kept their guard up.

She gave him a stern look, before a kind smile. “I can handle anything Discord tries to throw at us. Isn’t that right, sister?” She looked for her sister. “Sister?” she even looked, at one point, under her hoofs as she moved back before seeing her sister up in the air, yawning, and moving through a window.

“I shall retire and leave this one to you, dear sister.” She nonchalantly exited, as the guards then filed out on command as well.

She was alone now…. and for some reason, she seemed nervous.

“Wait.. um… Luna?” She looked up, but Discord swerved around her, his tail looping slightly around like a cats.

“Oh, dear me. Are we alone now?”

He then swiped himself up to her face, “You did this to yourself, you know.”

She sweated a little on the side of her face, laughing lightly and through her nerves before a mist of dragon magic came in the door.

“Ah, finally!” she happily raced over to it, having it unravel before-

“Whoopsie!” Discord poofed over to it and grabbed it, posing like a ballerina on one tippie toe.

“Discord..!” She made a frown of disapproval, and started to try and move around him, but he quick-stepped to the right and left of her, giving her no option.

She gruffed and stomped another foot down.

He chuckled, leaning down and purposefully holding the letter tightly behind his back…

“You really ought to learn to give yourself a break from all these ‘royal duties’ of yours, Prinny. But, alas…” he dramatically leaned up, having a hand fall on his face as the note remained securely in his other hand.

Celestia eyed it…

“You’ll always be that recklessly, overworked philly I’ve always known and- AH!” he saw her swipe her mane out, and as he pawed through it with both hands, he suddenly looked to see the note gone.

“Why-! I..?” he looked up, and saw her trotting back to her throne, her magic having seized the note, and reading it.

She lifted her back leg and scooted her tail’s long, flowy mane over, giving him a look of victory, a slight horse’s grunt of satisfaction, and then sat down at to lounge on her throne.

He watched her plopped down and grinned mischievously, “Oh…” he rolled his fingers up, palm facing down. “So we’re playing keep away, are we..?~”

He began to slither like a snake,… moving down and humming some chaos melody of ancient origin, one he knew she would recognize…

She grinned slightly, remembering, but then went back to perusing her letter, but her ears clearly indicated she was aware of his game…

He moved on his tippy-toes from one furniture to the next, before diving under Luna’s pillows, and poofing to replace a lamp.

Finally, he tackled her, but she teleported before he could and ended up just slamming into the throne.

He moved his mouth to see his face had landed on a etched picture of her and her sister smiling. “Oh dear…” he adjusted his jaw, rubbing it. “I hope that’s the right sister.” he teased, before turning to see Celestia once again trotting away in a haughty and ‘winning’ manner.

He rolled his tail up, before flicking it out like a whipped gun-shot, coming right back for her… slowly rising to his feet before…

Fluttershy knocked, and softly, peeked open the door a crack.

“Oh, um.. so sorry. Excuse me… am I… um.. interrupting.. something?”

Her little hoof slightly trembled at entering so ‘bluntly’ as she thought it was, and ducked her head down, her mane coming over half her face before she saw Discord.

“Fluttershy..? Eep!” he put down his ‘monstrous attack formation’ with his hands and weakly chuckled.

Celestia looked behind her with her eyes, and smirked slightly, before rolling up the note and nodding to the young mare. “Come in. I’m glad you’ve come for Discord. He seems to be acting up again.”

“How did you..?” Discord watched her strut by him, “Well, I’m flabbergasted!” he dramatically shook his head. “And, not to mention, slightly offended. What? Is Fluttershy my mother or something?” he put a hand to his chest, before Flutterfly flew up, holding an adorable, scolding, pout on her face.

He immediately piped down, lowering his head and his ears.

“Please don’t be mad I snuck out late to see my friends…” he whined.

“Discord, you know that an important part of a growing.. um… Discord, is his sleep.” Fluttershy tried to be sensitive to his.. um… species.

“But I don’t want to go home, I want to play!” he complained, thrusting his arms down like a teenager being caught out late in the night.

“…Oh… Discord…” She gently flew over, and lightly placed both hoofs on the side of his goat-dragon like face.

He looked up to her with big, glossy eyes… sparkling in the castle’s light.

She smiled warmly, very kindly, as usual to her nature. “I understand it’s hard for you to find friends, Discord. But the princesses are very business with their royal duties. And I could use your help with the other animals.” She pulled away, lifting a dainty hoof up.

“Won’t you come back with me? Please?” she bent her head back, as if not sure if asking was alright or something.

He pouted, folding his arms, before remembering who was listening in…

He smirked, looking back and getting an idea…

“Oh, but of course, Fluttershy.” he grinned, “But um…” he tapped his fingers together, mostly the claw parts. “Could… well, you see.” he scrapped his feet on the castle floor. “I’ve been having some WONDERFUL nightmares lately, just splendid! But the other night I had a … well, an awful, dreadful memory dream and maybe we could… just for tonight… cuddle this time?” He grinned widely, as Fluttershy shifted her head to a tilt and Celestia slammed a book shut, twitching.

He leaned back, a smug little look on his face. “Unless someone else wants to volunteer…”

“-And we’re heading back, right away!” nodding her head firmly, Fluttershy headed for the door. “Oh, but I’m sure Angel would love too, though. She’s so considerate of others.”

“That’s not the evil bunny, is it?” he watched as Celestia sent a lightning bolt towards his tail, a warning…

He pulled it up and gripped it, twiddling some fingers her way as a goodbye, before cozying up to Flutterfly and wrapping his arms around her. “Allow me~” he gestured, and poofed them home.

He was miserable.

Under direct orders of the royal family…

He was sleeping in the barn tonight… and the bunny whacked her little foot at every exhale of her sleeping body into his face.

He sighed, before falling asleep with the other squished up animals… but the bear smelled, ghastly!

That was the only wonderful part.

(Did the best to my known ability ^^ hope you like it!)

[theprinceregent]

I'm so sorry this is happening to you... If you feel like it, you seem like a cool person and I'm interested in nr 8 & 9 for the history ask 🌻

Thank you (: I've had a couple of friends text to ask after me which has made me feel a bit better. I think I'm gonna have a long bath and then an early night. Thank you again for your touching concern.For the history asks...8. What is the last thing you have read, listened to, or spoken of with historical reference?Workwise, probably how Blenheim Palace fought the dangers of fire in the 19th century (I'm a tour guide there so talk about history everyday)Out of work, it was late last month for the anniversary of prinny's death.9. Favourite historical film?It's a close one between Marie Antoinette or Bleak House (which is actually a tv series but w/e)

[overlordmilkuwu]

OK LADIES, GENTLEMEN, NON-BINARIES AND PRINNIES ALIKE. ITS TIME FOR KNIVES-MUN’S DISGAEA TIMELINE, I LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT IN THE EVENT OF ANOTHER GAME RELEASE THIS TIMELINE CAN ALWAYS CHANGE, THIS IS A TIMELINE I MADE FROM WHAT I HAD LEARNED IN THE GAMES AND IS OPEN FOR DEBATE. THANK YOU.

Now I now what ya’ll are thinking, Whats with the alternate timeline?, Why is disgaea 5 on this list twice and how the hell is disgaea infinite is here!? welp as a major researcher of disgaea because I barely have a life I manged to pull enough links between the games in order to place them on the list BUT the only one I’m having issue with is Disgaea 5 but I’ll cover that last. READ MORE because this is gonna be a long one

Alternate timeline: The normal ending to Disgaea 1 (Where Laharl is turned into a prinny) Is almost never mentioned in the main storyline games, The only time you hear about it is in Prinny: can I really be the hero? When you fight Laharl while he is a prinny in a side quest. Therefor I theorize that this ending opened up an alternate timeline that would later connect to the rest of the main game series and is just never mentioned again. again this is just a theory.

Disgaea infinite: Now then I can already hear the groans of anons in my inbox like: “But Muuunn Infinite not canon, Laharl and Mao don’t recognize each other” Or “But Muuunnn Sicily and the other d2 characters aren’t in this” and finally “But Mun you trash talk this game!” Yeah yeah yeah just hear me out please.

Now they’re are a lot and I mean A LOT of reasons to over look infinite as just a crappy spin off game that shouldn’t be taken seriously or be taken as canon but you’d actually be surprised how there is a tie between the games and good reasoning's and theories as to why this can be added to the line.

Link 1: If anyone remembers at the beginning of the female Laharl chapter in Disgaea d2 Flonne states “I guess I will have to wait for the Super effort ninja gorillian dvd box set to come out to watch it” And the special item Mao and Beryl where delivering to her is “The limited addition effort ninja gorillian dvd/blu ray box set”

Link 2: During this time Flonne admits shes going to go back to Celestia from time to time to try to become an angel again. which would explain why she is the arch angel in disgaea 3 and 4. I know this can be overlooked because of her pure pink transformation in disgaea D2 but she was only given those powers temporary. As to why shes still a fallen angel in d2, Well those tests take time and I doubt she could have finished them all before the events of Disgaea 2.

Explanations to some things though:

Why doesn’t Laharl and Mao remember each other?: They only met each other for a day and infinite takes place 8 years before Disgaea 3. I doubt Laharl and Mao have the attention span to even remember what they had for breakfast yesterday.

Wheres Sicily and Xenolilth?: They could have just been out that day.

why are you even giving this game the time of day when you shit on it before Knives mun?: Because after watching a playthrew on youtube I realize that its just a cute light novel game that was made to just patch up the holes as to why Flonne was the arch-angel and what happened before the events of d2 with the whole pudding fiasco (which was just an excuse for Etna to go train to use her magic properly) 

FINALLY DISGAEA 5 pre-squeal or not?

Now I’m going to be honest this ones a tricky one even for me. Now I know there’s the whole thing with Christo’s lines after the final battle but in all honesty I cant find any links that can link it to any of the games that came before it. Plus from all the dlc scenarios it really seems to me at least like it came after disgaea 4.

“BUT KNIVES MUN! CHRISTO IS TOTALLY LAMINGTON FROM HIS YOUNGER DAYS AND AND HE NEVER SAW AN ANGEL AND A DEMON SAVE THE WORLD TOGETHER AND AND AND”

HOLD IT!

Now unlike the other games I’m not quite as well informed when it comes to d5 mostly because of personal reasons I cannot for the life of me get into the story. But lets sit down and think on this. Christo was betrayed and forced to go into the netherworld to take out void dark right?. So maybe he wasn’t around for the events of D1. In fact...as I think of this now... What if D5 has just been going on even before the events of D1?... And finally ended shortly after d4?.

Um I’ll save that theory for another day and another post.

But to end this half, For me at least. It seems like theirs more evidence pointing towards d5 taking place after d4 rather than it being a pre-squeal to the whole franchise. But I know theres going to be people who will fight me tooth and nail over this so I’ll leave it out in the open like this for now.

Anyway thats been my reasoning's behind my timeline. Feel free to PM me or leave a reply below if you have something that could switch up the timeline. Peace out doods.

[drpg-global-archive]

DRPG - Character Episode - Valvatorez

This young vampire is a Prinny Instructor. His favorite thing in the world is sardines. It's said that he's actually a very influential being.

Level 1/New Summon

My name is Valvatorez! I'm an ancient vampire and a Prinny Instructor in the Netherworld! [Player]! I've heard that you're interested in training the greatest Overlord of all time! Strongest Overlord Trainer and Prinny Instructor! You and I both have a passion for education! We both have a common goal!

So, beginning today, you will also be a Prinny Instructor! Prinny Rule No.1! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say! Come, let me teach you a thing or two! Hmph... Let's get on the road of trials! ....Oh I forgot to ask, [Player]. Do you like to eat Sardines?

[Player] got a Sardine from Valvatorez! This Sardine is fresh from the sea!

Level 100

Listen up, [Player]! So, now that you're also a Prinny Instructor, you'll need to remember something. You must always keep true to your promises, even if you don't like the other person you're making a promise to. To Demons, every agreement is a contract... and a noble one at that. In the past, I thought this social custom was just a formality, but my laziness made me suffer greatly. Since then, I gave up human blood and my Vampire powers have been depleted.

However, this little situation allowed me to discover another source of power... Sardines! They really are a magical food. ...Hmm? Now that I think about it. I guess if that's the case, then breaking an agreement might not be all bad. Hahah! What a situation to be in! I will make you a promise! I will remain by your side until you have successfully trained the strongest Overlord!

I will continue to eat Sardines in order to keep this promise alive! You can eat some too!!

Level 200

 [Player], have you eaten any Sardines in the past few days? Vampires get their strength from human blood. Although I've given up human blood, I'm still alive and kicking. I love Sardines! In other words, Sardines are my lifeblood! Although Fenrich doesn't want to admit it, this is an undeniable fact! 

Sardines are my favorite thing in the whole world! How can I repay them....? This is a problem that's been eating away at my brain. Thankfully, I've thought up some concrete and realistic plans. Tell me what you think. Plan No.1. Push the United Nations to pass an international treaty that bans the overfishing of Sardines. Plan No.2. Concoct delicious dishes made from Sardines to teach the world why they are the best thing around. Plan No.3. In Japanese, the character for "Sardine" is a combination of the character for "fish" and the character for "weak". I want to change this so the character for "strong" is used instead. Plan No.4. I could modify the brains of all Sardines so that they can talk happily with one another. Plan No.5...... (He rambles on until he reaches Plan No.100.)

So there you have it. My 100 Plans for the Improved Wellbeing of Sardines! If you stick with me, all of these plans will be fully implemented! What do you think, [Player]?

Level 500

[Player], so you've already met Artina? She's a little weird, right? That girl always puts others before herself. When I first met her, she was like this. She never hesitates to risk her own life to save others.... Me and her have made an agreement. I will drink her blood once I've successfully instilled fear into her.

Looking back, that agreement was a turning point in my life. If I had never met that girl… Or if I broke our agreement and continued to drink human blood, I'd still have my Vampire powers. However, doing so would make me lose my dignity as a Demon. Which is more important? I think you can understand, [Player]. This is why I am grateful to her.... Thank you, Artina. Don't tell any of this to Artina. ..... And also, keep this a secret from Fenrich.

Level 1000

Oh, my......!? The power!! I feel like I just ate fresh Sardines from Chiba Prefecture! It reminds me of a Toyama Prefecture specialty I once had. The Sardines are in ice! They're so shiny! This power! My body feels amazing...! I feel like I am a Tyrant once again! [Player], thanks! You have certainly proved something to me. As long as there are Sardines, there is no predicament that can't be solved!

I don't think there is a word in the dictionary to describe the friendship you and I have! Our friendship is as strong as the power hidden inside Sardines! ....Yes! I just thought of something! From this day forward, I will call you Sardine [Player]! Or maybe you prefer [Player] Sardine!! Choose one! Choose the one you like!!

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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

5/5 A Bro's True Intentions

The party takes a break after a heated battle with the Sardine Doods, but then they notice something strange.

Abducted Cat

Xenolith: …………

Rainier: I've no idea where that Prinny Gang... I mean  the Sardine Doods have gone. Then it's time for us to continue our fight.

Virunga: Wait!

Etna: Now what? Is it another plot obstacle to overcome?

Virunga: Some of our cats went missing!

Etna: Eh!?  Where did they go?

Barbara: It's him! He took them away!

Rainier: Don't panic, Barbara. Are you mad?

Barbara: Of course I'm mad! Xenolith took away our hard-earned cats! 

Etna: Huh!? Why would he do that!?

Stage 1 - Progress in Confusion 1 Stage 2 - Progress in Confusion 2

For the Cats

Virunga: Xenolith has been helping us all the time, but why did he…

Rainier: You're an angel. Don't tell me you trusted that red-haired demon.

Virunga: N-No, I didn't… Just by the way he treats cats, I can tell that he loves cats.

Barbara: I don't understand what love is, but I thought Xenolith was fond of those adorable cats! I didn't think he would betray us! I'll never allow him to take away our adorable kitties! I... I will save them!!

Rainier: Hey, Barbara! She loves taking charge when it comes cats.

Virunga: Count me in!

Rainier: Are you going, too, Etna?

Etna: ...Of course I am. Yeah. I haven't got my dessert coupon yet!

Stage 3 - Follow Barbara! 1 Stage 4 - Follow Barbara! 2

Xenolith's Purpose

Virunga: F-Finally, we've caught up with him…

Xenolith: You're here too.

Etna: What's that supposed to mean?! I need those cats to get my free dessert! Give them back!

Barbara: Why, Xenolith? Don't you love these adorable cats just like we do?

Xenolith: That's…

Etna: What the hell is wrong with you?  You dragged me into your scheme, and  now it has come down to this. But... the look on your face when you petted cats… Are you trying to use these cats too?

Xenolith: ...No, you're wrong.

Etna: Then why did you take away those cats from us?

Xenolith: I don't have time for this.

Etna: ...Oh, really? I get it. Barbara, Virunga, and Rainier. And you, [Player]. Let's beat him up. He's practically begging for it.

Virunga: Are you sure?

Etna: Yeah, it is. If he doesn't want to tell us, then I'll make him spit it out!

Xenolith: ...I guess I have no choice. If you insist interfering, then I'll have to fight back.

Stage 5 - Big Bro in the Way

Boss - Xenolith: I'm sorry, but I won't let myself get caught.

The Cat-connected Stories

Xenolith: You fought well.

Etna: Of course I did. But that's not all!

Virunga: Give the cats back!

Etna: That's it…

Flonne: Stop right there!!!!

Etna: Flonne?! Don't stand in my way! I'll give him a beating he won't soon forget!

Flonne: No, Miss Etna. Xenolith didn't do anything wrong!

Virunga: But didn't he steal all of our cats...? Wait...?! Why is he carrying only some of the cats with him?

Flonne: Xenolith only took the kittens who got sick because of the environment here in the Netherworld!

Etna: Huh?

Flonne: I help out at the Netherworld Hospital during my free time. Xenolith was trying to  bring those kittens to me. He was in such a hurry that he didn't even have time to explain anything to you.  That's how much he cares about cats!

Etna: Wh-What is this all about?!

Xenolith: Virunga, how are those cats doing?

Virunga: Ah, thanks to your and Flonne's help, they received in the Netherworld Hospital and are all fine now. Flonne scolded me for talking about loving cats all the time but failing to notice they were unwell. If it wasn't for your help, I can't imagine what might've happened. Thank you so much.

Xenolith: No worries. I did it all for the cats.

Barbara: That was impressive, Xenolith! Despite our suspicions, you still proved your unwavering love for cats! Please, you must join my  "Cat Clique"!

Xenolith: I'd be happy to deliver the final strike.

Etna: You always keep everything to yourself, all bottled up. Why didn't you just tell us what happened? That would be much less irritating. 

Xenolith: It was my fault. Upon seeing those cats, I thought of you before I realized. So I acted a little rashly. 

Etna: Wh-What...?! Don't be ridiculous! How am I like a cat?! Anyway, I've got the free coupon from Virunga. If you're too scared to go there on your own, I may consider accompanying you until the free desserts run out. Even though you're so irritating... You're still my brother at the end of the day.

Xenolith: Okay. Thank you, Etna.