#accidentalhollowingofthewind

[codenamejudas]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind

"DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? I HAVE TO MOVE IT BEFORE THE 'FDA' OR WHATEVER TRIES TO STOP ME AGAIN"

"Touch my kid again and there won't be enough pieces of you left for even science to put to any use."

[mayhemmaybe]

"WHY DO YOU HAVE CAT EARS AND REGULAR EARS." {Juniper bc i think itd be funny if they mistook dralucs hairdo}

"Such insolence! What on Earth about me looks feline?"

[anotherhumanpet]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind

sew w/ juniper! [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other injury/hurt prompts bc reasons

If Jaden knew what Dennis was getting up to right now, he'd likely kill him for it.

If Judas knew, he'd definitely kill the kid for it. Possibly Juniper too, or at least he'd try to since she couldn't be properly killed, but--

It didn't matter either way.

He got hurt while he was outside, palling around and being a kid, doing kid stuff. She said she knew how to stitch a wound.

Dennis knew where Judas kept his sewing kit and Juniper's eyes gleamed with recognition when he finally came back with it. And so now he stood at the island counter in his uncle's kitchen, head turned completely around so he wouldn't see anything coming. He didn't want to see it. It was bad enough they didn't have anything to numb the pain, but watching the whole process--

"...you sure you know what you're doing?" He asks, a bit too late.

[dcynight]

EATING GLUE IS A FUN AND COMPLETELY SAFE ACTIVITY. SAME GOES FOR EATING PLASTIC. {Juniper}

"That doesn't sound quite right! But it looks like you're trying to back me up so--- YEAH!!! EXACTLYYY! Take THAT you stinky 'nonnie! We're super normal and totally allowed to do things that are silly and fun!!"

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit. He's just salty that he got yelled at..

[fcrgottn]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind from here

"No, no no! I'm fine, really! If you wanna do that, do that when I'm not here! I don't need to see this. Who starts a conversation like this, anyway??"

Spinel shuddered at the mere thought of seeing this. Curse you, imagination. Spinel squeezed her eyes shut tight, hoping this would make the mental image go away

[kellsxbells]

HOW DO YOU SORT YOUR MOSS. I SORT MINE BY TASTE AND ABILITY TO GROW POISONS.

Interesting!

I tend to group mine by effect, which I suppose is not too dissimilar from your method. Their effect also tends to correspond to their rarity-- not always, but often enough that it may as well be sorted that way, too...

I will admit, I have not sampled many of my ingredients in their raw form. Typically, they undergo a transformation of sorts before ingested... Do you have a favorite?

[ivoryfall]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind

"Marina Trench, is it? Your name carries a certain weight. I understand you have a connection to the town of Dryden. A fascinating place, from what I've heard."

[misc-muses]

☿ : A trope you dislike? , ▼ : Are there popular head canons for your character that you disagree with? Why?

Munday asks //

Oh, a trope I dislike is a tough one. I guess the one that annoys me the most in media is 'the girl realizes she loves the boy after not being interested the entire movie and that ends up being her entire character now' from cough cough the lego movie. But writing wise, I'd have to think on it. People can write whatever they want and I'm not going to judge them for it as long as it isn't like. Horrible. I touched on this briefly, but back in the 2010's era of Gravity Falls, a lot of people thought that Stan's dad was the spawn of Satan. I did too. A lot of people, me included, consumed Hellmandraw's fanart depicting the twins being subjected to physical abuse, and the fandom really hated Filbrick Pines for a long time. But I had a conversation with Prinny recently and I think it's really blown out of proportion. Yes, kicking your teenage son out of the house at 17 because he caused your other teenage son to lose the opportunity of a lifetime is taking it too far. But he's described, by Stan himself, as "tough but fair". And I really think that Filbrick wasn't ready to have twins, especially considering Stanley was a little troublemaker that probably threatened the Pines reputation for the things he got up to. But he did sign them up for boxing so they could protect themselves and in the Lost Legend comics, he says he "appreciated the honesty" after Stan admits that he broke the case and is smiling at the necklace. TL;DR Filbrick Pines gets a lot of flack that I don't think he deserves. He was kind of a bad dad but I think he wasn't ready to have twins.

[dreamsofalife]

🦖 & (❁´◡`❁) !!

((Awww yeah ty!!

In Shy's world, seelie and unseelie are less good vs evil, and more law vs chaos. The fae may be jerks and make up the rules as they go along, but the seelie will at least follow the rules they set, and one thing they never break is the boundary between life and death. They may get someone else to do it, they may use loopholes, but they themselves do NOT touch that balance.

The unseelie, however? They don't. Life and death are interchangeable to them and that's how many unseelie end up becoming; something gets brought back from the dead, or life is created through the death of something else. That's how a lot of them spawn and the seelie tend to keep well enough away from them. Unlike the seelie, they can and will lie and break their word.))

((A sweet fact! Shy and her cat meow back and forth to each other. These "conversations" can last quite awhile. Pharaoh's an oriental shorthair and the breed is known for being chatty.))

[xflashbastardx]

"I know every OSHA guideline."

"But knowing and following are two very different things."

[summer-triangles]

💀🔥💥👑❌❗

ENJOYED THE BOOK, DIDN'T YOU! HAHAHA

(Make my muse talk about:)

💀 Failures

I WISH THE MANIACINTOSH HAD WORKED! THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND AN ARMY OF PERFECT PLUGGED IN SCREEN SLAVES FRIENDS WAS A COUPLE OF MEASLY LAWSUITS! I TRIED CRACKING INTO THAT JUDGE'S HEAD, BUT THE SOLID WALL OF STICK-UP-HIS NONSENSE ABOUT KIDS THESE DAYS, SUNSHINE AND SCRAPED KNEES, YADDA YADDA WHY DON'T MY OFFSPRING EVER CALL ME, IT WAS INPENETRABLE! NOT EVEN PROMISING HIM TEN NEW GRANDSPAWN EACH WITH THEIR OWN LANDLINE WAS ENOUGH TO SWAY HIM! (HIS DREAMS TASTED LIKE MOTHBALLS, TOO.)

🔥Fears / worries

DEATH, DUH! EVERYBODY FEARS DEATH, AND IF THEY SAY THEY DON'T THEY'RE LYING! I FEAR DEATH THE WAY THAT YOUR AVERAGE FRESHLY TRAUMATIZED FIRST GRADER FEARS THE IMMINENT EXPLOSION OF THE SUN AND SUBSEQUENT INCINERATION OF THE EARTH! YEAH, IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY, TOMORROW, OR NEXT WEEK, BUT THE CHANCES ARE VANISHINGLY SMALL, AND SOON ENOUGH I FIND BETTER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT (LIKE PING PONG! WITH SEVERED HEADS!) AND FORGET THE WHOLE SILLY IDEA OF "DYING".

💥 Regrets

REGRETS ARE FOR COWARDS DESTINED FOR THE SCRAP HEAP OF HISTORY! I REGRET NOTHING!

👑 Role models / mentors

PSHAW, WHO NEEDS THEM! IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO SOME OTHER CHUMP FOR LIFE ADVICE OR A SENSE OF DIRECTION OR A PROGRAM TO GET WITH, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY HOLDING ME DOWN LIKE THAT*, AND NEITHER DO YOU! UNLESS IT'S ME. YOU SHOULD LISTEN VERY, VERY CLOSELY TO ME.

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*(AND IF I EVER DID, THEY'RE LOOOOONG GONE!)

❌ Flaws

OKAY, OKAY, I'LL THROW YOU ONE LITTLE BONE. COME HERE. I'LL WHISPER. COME ON, I'M BEING NICE, YOU CAN DO ME THIS ONE LITTLE FAVOR. READY?

...

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE A BOW TIE. THEY'RE ALL CLIP-ONS. UH-HUH. YEAH. MY BIGGEST INSECURITY, DEFINITELY. DON'T TELL ANYBODY, NOW, OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SWITCH TO A BOLO TIE! IT WON'T BE PRETTY! SHHHHHHHHH!

❗ Defining life events

FLATTERER! THANK YOU, I TRY!

BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF-

[Dimension Not Found]

-MY HOMEWORLD AGAIN, YOU'RE MISTAKEN. I GAVE YOU A BOOK, EDUCATE YOURSELF. GO LOOK AT THE INESCAPABLE FLOOD OF FANART OF THAT SICKENINGLY CUTE LITTLE MARSHMALLOW IN SNEAKERS, THAT I SO NICELY DANGLED IN FRONT OF YOUR DEGENERATE BRAINS LIKE JINGLING KEYS, IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED. BEING BORN IS THE ONLY LIFE EVENT THAT REALLY MATTERS IN THE END, RIGHT?! EXISTENCE! MAN!

[codenamejudas]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind from here

"Was aiming for playful teasing but that came out a whole lot sharper than intended...but to answer your question: no."

[mayhemmaybe]

"I MISS WHEN THE FOUR HUMORS WAS CONSIDERED A LEGITIMATE FORM OF MEDICINE TO PRACTICE. IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A DOCTOR BACK THEN, I COULD JUST LOOK AT SOMEONE AND TELL THEM THEY HAD TOO MUCH BLOOD AND THEY WOULD JUST BELIEVE ME." {Juni!}

"Humans have always been fascinating in their approach to problems, wouldn't you agree?"

[anotherhumanpet]

@accidentalhollowingofthewind replied to your post “"I demand chimkin nuggies and french cries as a...”:

"WELL I KNOW ONE WAY TO MAKE A FRENCH CRY"

​"Does it come with ketchup? Or those weird cheese chunks and gravy that some people do? Cause those are good."

[dcynight]

{so your post about sun and moon's endo faces moving under the faceplates made me think more about the logistics of 'how do these guys work'. they have such in depth and dynamic voices (the other animatronics as well but sun and moon feels especially important since their faces plates dont move so they need to have really dynamic voice work to get across what theyre feeling to children)

it makes me wonder 1) why were they designed w moving endo faces that are then covered up. what was the point of doing that? do they simply have the same base endoskeleton as the other animatronics? i think that would make sense but still makes me wonder what the design process is like. and 2) how were those voices made to begin with in universe? is there a person who voiced all the soundbites needed to make sun and moons voices? or was it all computer generated since it seems to be a universe w really advanced robotics? i wonder what thatd be like for them to meet that individual that essentially is their voice. was the soundbank made a long time ago or are they still walking around?}

[[ see but those are SUCH good questions tho man idk why but i think about it every now and again

ESPECIALLY the fact about their endos mouths and things moving around... like with the glamrocks or something?? makes sense! they have mouths that open and close when they're speaking. but with sun and moon it's almost like MAYBE, just maybe.... they were ORIGINALLY planned to have faces that DID emote, but got rushed towards the end.

i'm a firm believer in the whole "fazbear got the idea of a daycare to make extra money, came up with these silly jester characters to be the faces of it, then fucking RUSHED that shit to have it opened on time"

like why else would u put two VERY distinct and different AI's into ONE vessel that switches out with the lights?? who thought that was a good idea??

it may have been good on paper, but if u really sit and think about how advanced their programming and stuff is... that is ABSOLUTELY like sticking two hands inside ONE puppet. that shit was not gonna work out efficiently.

but anTYWAYS- NO YEAH, ive thought about that too!! while i'd love to believe sun and moon have their own voices,,, it's clear that with ai generated voices, you can only get a little bit of emotion slapped in there most of the time without it sounding weird. so i'd like to think they probably have people who either worked willingly with fazbear to VA for them. or fazbear just stole little clips here and there when they could and let ai do the rest..?? bc if i remember right, freddy and the gang have a whole bunch of old vhs tapes with cartoons on them from back in the day... so maybe fazbear corp has a whole cast of people that do the voices for these characters, maybe thinking they're only doing it for the films or short episodes. but then the corporation uses them for the actual animatronics as well to give them that lifelike but also animated vibe???? ]]

[fcrgottn]

↕ + 4ft 11in for juniper

send me ↕ + your muse’s height I will compare your muse’s height to mine