#( apparently theyre called idiot hair LMAO)

[jrueships]

little sea bunny (and a giant squid?)

[krismckrismckris]

silly school stories bc theyre off topic and i want to share them but i dont have an excuse to

in 4th grade i became friends with this one kid who seemed nice, until recess time when i was playing on the swings and she was talking to me, some of my other friends came up and asked if i wanted to play with them, she immediately yelled at them and started saying things like shes my only friend and i cant have any other friends, i tried stopping her but they kept cutting me off until the next day whe i confronted her abt it, she called me an "ugly idiot", so i told the teacher and she didnt get her 4 skittles of the day lmao

one time we were watching a movie with all the 3rd grade classes, and this one boy asked if i could be his friend, i ignored him until i got annoyed and said yes just to shut him up, then a couple seconds later the teacher pauses the movie, and calls out the boy next to me, his friend was next to him and called him out by saying that he was trying to touch my butt?? he got moved so he wouldnt be a distraction then after class the teacher picked us up and said "[my name] i heard you were a hot tamale" and i stayed quiet for the rest of the school day

in 3rd grade i had a boy confess to me on the playground, on those monkey bars whatever you call them idk, what did i do? i ran around the playground, told my friends, told his friends, one of his friends told the TEACHER, so now the whole GRADE knows, then, i used his crush on me to manipulate him into doing stuff for me, like telling me his secrets and making fun of him for his crush

this is related to the last story just a year later, a year later, in 4th grade, we got put in separate classes, but, who did i get in a class with? his best friend, and i wish i was making this up but his best friend kept getting closer and closer to me as the year went on, whenever we got to choose our partners, we were together, whenever we got to choose our seats, we were together, and honestly he was a good friend

these are just little things i wanna tell others but it also never comes up but its not a story:

i stole a dinosaur toy in kindergarten

my kindergarten class had a fight over "the" and "the"

when i was in kindergarten i scolded a boy for liking my pink shoes bc they were only for girls apparently, I WAS RAISED UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT BOYS LIKED BLUE AND GIRLS LIKED PINK IM NOT SEXIST I SWEAR

uhh TW for puke/vomit/whatever tf its called

my sister puked in my hair when i was a kid, i had to take a 2 hour shower just to get it out, ofc with my dads help since i was 4-6 and my mom was helping my sister

idk how to use tw but puke/vomit/whatever tf its called can apparently trigger ppl and idk if it applies to text but im doing it just in case, i dont want to harm anyone i swear

[obannthepunished]

im sad and angry and heres tonights notes

They're not going back to zadash straight away, Jester is just going to send a message to the Gentleman using Sending. Mid-morning.

Theyre going to blow up the trolls house. fucks sake.

theres a cluster of vines at the bottom of the trees. Fjord comes painfully close to stepping on. they roll shite

molly throws a bit of jerky in and the vines NOM HAED Molly: I love camping They can outrun it, but Jester throws bits of mouldy pastry for it anyway cause she feels bad.

Caleb is bad at directions apparently.

OOH TROLL CHIMES

Jes gives nott blessing of the trickster

they semi-circle

Nott sneaks up. troll is inside being large. they're all holding attacks/surprise round til it comes out

they cant fucking light it like idiots

this is a disaster.

they FINALLY get it lit and mage hand it into the FUCKING HOLLOW.

BOOM Matt: Can I get a pair of scissors???? (cutws the whole thing apart)

troll takes barely any damage, nott gets shrapnel'd

Initiative order Caleb Nott Molly Beau Yasha Jester Fjord

Molly's Enthrall still fails tho, charisma not my baby's strong suit

Travis: YOU SHOULD HAVE PTSD FROM THIS Marisha: HAVE YOU MET BEAU?

Spiritual weapon cracks out and hits reel hard. Toll the dead happens

VENOM SPRAY on BEAU and YASHA MUCH

Molly falls in the fucking water like a bitch.

nothing hits. they set fire to skulls.

Molly gets slashy, fjord gets bit and clawed

Caycay casts slow

Moll gets the hdywtdt

Molly does blood shit to extract poison

IT COMES BACK

THANK GOD FOR SLOW?????

shit happens they drag Fjord Cay scorching rays all three hit Nott hits too 5 dmg Nott Caleb 27

Cay gets the hdywtdt and flashbacks Beau walks him away.

Molly: "Lets not crowd the boy"

Molly + Nott find some loose change

Beau damps a sash + wipes Caleb down, gives him some alcohol.

"Don't stab humans, don't eat humans" (Kiri)

Jester is insensitive.

Jester sends Sending out

The gentleman: "Keep truckin'"

Horace is there!!! :D

Molly: (sees apothecary) Molly: OH YES >on it like flies on shit

Jester + Molly foing to sell the troll heart Taliesin is so excited

They want healing potions and drugs. mostly healing potions.

BETTER INN TIME

The innkeeper is called Uma, they have 4 rooms free Jester is mad jelly about fjord being hit on.

Nott is tryiing to steal the book  and Fjord flirts with Uma to distract an d jester is jealous

Caleb: What are you reading??? Uma: A book, you fucking heathen

They try and tempt the name out of Uma and fail badly Molly manages it.

Jester sends a message to her mom, gets a love back<3

Fjord: "Can I confide in you molly" gay lol

Molly recognises the stone as the stone fjord jammed in his tum, that its very old, something that resides beyond the land, beyond the sea.

Molly charm person's fjord. and he resists it. "You coulda just asked."

Molly: May I? (reaching for falchion) Fjord: Don't take any offence but... no. (disappears it)

BR8K

They forge a valet ticket. nope. Fjord and Yasha go for the cart.

Caleb calls kiri cute <3

theyre trying to figure out what to do with kiri

theres a potion of (greater?) healing + a "potion that insulates" against something No drugs.

"i can give you fantasy viagra" basically. Taliesins face.

Molly needs smt to help him sleep, buys lavender oil and that stuff.

Caleb gets a rock.

Nott hands over the scroll of invisibility. finally. "DOES AN ARMORED BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS"

C, about Beau: "She's probably a good egg."

"Yezo? Yeza?" was the halfling man from Nott's past. C: Names are important.

Kiri repeats the halfling man's name, and "she's probably a good egg" to the group

Beau trying to slip around Trent for caleb <3 HUPPERDOOOOOK

Caleb has 32 pockets. canon.

Caleb trying to make the transmutationy stone and slaps Jester's hand when she tries to draw a smiley

The sending spell for kiris parents fails

Fjord + Caleb take watch first night

jes + Mol night 2

Crossroad stall towny village thing

Tents with bone jewellery, general goods, etc

Bone lady is from the Zemni Fields O:

Moll buys 5 tents, a repair kit, and some canvas. 40 gold total.

Fjord is bored out of his fucking mind. "Checkin' half-orc grindr"

Fjord + Caleb havin a Moment. a gay moment.

Jes buys kiri warm clothes

4 carts heading south nothing that is a problem.

Nott, message: "Are you being kidnapped?" Kid: "No, we are just escaping our home" Nott: "Where's home?" Kid: "Nodvarat(sp)"

Caleb confirmed "fuzzy boy" thanks widomauk discord

Yasha + Beau keeping watch Beau shitty half joke flirting

Caleb + nott next night something in the grass overturned wagon. Silent image goes over, nothing happens NVM CROSSBOW BOLT Caleb wakes everyone nott gets shot

nott gets shot a Lot Molly shoot

OH SHIT one shoots molly the other sees Molly and shouts "OH GOD STOP STOP STOP"

thick green cloth masks.

Molly: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa."

oh its not a lucien thing its a mighty nein thing. "THESE ARE THE ONES THAT ASHED TREVOR"

J: You know the drill. Take off your pants, and walk away. Fails the persuasion check tho.

Molly: "I feel so bad im gonna give this motherfucker some armor"

Caleb pretends he can track him and nat20s oh god the guy pisses himself

Beau robs the one she knocked unconscious, takes his mask and pants and then knocks him back out. Fjord puts two gold in his pocket.

M: There's nothing better than waking up in the morning pantsless with flowers in your hair

Theyre gonna take the cart cover from the bandits cart

Layered city- two tiers.

Bottom part of city is industry, upper is where they go for inns. the blushing tankard tavern? mostly gnomes?

theres a lot of guns. so many guns. i got distracted by the chat spoiling some shit so now i am very nervous and edgy so thats nice.

someone catches em as a local lookin for funsies. Reesa? Risa?

N: She's NICE! Why? Let's kill her.

Caleb/Yash bonding.

Lots of inns, taverns, life, not in use atm tho. on "the shelf" Silver falls. core of where most residents live.

apartment complexes lmao

Caleb: "We're a motley group of assholes."

FIREWORKS YOOOOO Shouts, voices echoing from the shelf, steam whistles, streets suddenly come to life. its work out time mothafucka.

[uniformbravo]

god free! is such a dumb goofy series i love it like shit gets real sometimes but when it comes down to it it’s just a bunch of dumb goofy teens living their lives together?? i have compiled a list of my favorite examples from s1

makoto: *enters haru’s house uninvited, walks right into the bathroom while haru’s in the bath, presumably naked* hey haru: ....................................hey LIKe he just.... Accepts that this is happening, theres like a solid like 2 seconds of him just staring at makoto like he’s debating within himself whether to Say It or not before almost tangibly going “fuck it” & just going along w/ it*

haru & makoto & nagisa going “is it really okay to dig up our old trophy if rin isn’t here? idk it just feels wrong w/o him” only to find out that rin not only beat them there but also fucking just went ahead and dug it up by himself hfjdkjgd

haru having some kind of sixth sense for sugar apparently??? when nagisa throws “salt” on them he like tenses up all dramatic & goes “this isnt salt........................ it’s sugar” like ok????? just gonna let that one go i guess

rin having sharp teeth for absolutely no fucking reason

haru & rin not noticing the fucking pool they're about to race in is empty????

haru straight up rejecting their encounter with rin & trying to convince himself they all hallucinated him like huh? what? rin?? haha impossible he’s in australia there’s no way he couldve been at the swim club last night. no theres no such thing as airplanes he’s gone forever. yes im sure

rin going back to the old swim club again bc the first time his melodramatic brooding was interrupted by those old elementary school Goons showing up so he needed a do-over

nagisa skinny dipping in samezuka’s pool??? an apparently prestigious competitive swimming powerhouse that trains up future professional gold medalists, reigning champions of interhigh swim meets near and far in that same water & nagisa just jumps the fuck in dick out no fucks to give whatsoever???? this bitch

haru literally only showing up to both the old swim club and samezuka academy for the pools, it’s literally the equivalent of college students showing up to any given event for free food (and the fact that they had to break in both times, these Rowdy-Ass Teens)

rin showing up just in time to interrupt their illicit pool activities bc he Sensed Them

haru wearing his swimsuit under his clothes literally everywhere despite reportedly not having actually swum since middle school (except for in the ocean during summer, but it’s like the middle of spring rn?? is he just doing this in way advanced preparation? is this the equivalent of people who start posting abt halloween in july)

gou showing up to haru’s house bc apparently she just Knows where he lives (also haru hearing the doorbell & immediately submerging his head in the bath bc he’d rather drown than have to answer the door #relatable)

rei calling haru “haru-chan-san” upon first meeting him bc “haru-chan” is what nagisa has been referring to him as so that’s his sole point of reference but he also has to add his own honorific too bc come on

haru being instantly pissed at this random new fuck for calling him not only -chan, his Least favorite honorific, but now -san on top of it too??? Outrageous (and this is the same guy who reportedly “hates water,” a completely unacceptable sentiment that should under no circumstances be allowed anywhere near their team in the first place- honestly from haru’s pov it’s like “oh so this is the guy who hates water huh, this hot shit” & then the hot shit’s all “you must be haru-chan-san” he probably just immediately sees red ghdjsjf)

nagisa’s whole “we need this guy bc he has a girly name just like us it’s fate” thing even tho rei’s already in the track club doing pole vaulting that he’s obviously been training v hard to be able to do is such a stupid anime bullshit motivation & my favorite part of it is that their plan for recruiting him basically amounts to the whole gang of idiots showing up to all of rei’s practices and staring at him intensely from the corner until he joins them, like,,,, think of this from rei’s perspective he’s just minding his own business trying to perfect pole vaulting & these fuckers have fixated on him for no apparent reason? he can’t even swim???

rei going so far out of his way to avoid admitting to nagisa that he can’t swim that he comes up with this bullshit philosophy about “humans evolved from the water so why would we regress and get back into it??? Checkmate y’all are fucking idiots now leave me alone” (& also the effort & passion he puts into the delivery, the overdramatic gesturing hfhhddjf rei are u sure u don’t actually belong in the drama club)

after all that, rei up and deciding to leave the track team (even tho he literally structured his daily schedule around it, went running in the mornings & everything, read books n shit) to join the swim club bc haru just looked really, really cool while swimming that one time

haru legitimately having a hard time choosing between like 5 of the exact same swim suit

when they’re trying to figure out why rei can’t swim & haru’s like “the water doesn’t like him” & nagisa’s immediately like “poor rei-chan :(” like hfkglfkj he just Accepts

rei being so frustrated with his inability to swim that he blames it on his speedo & is very convinced that buying a new one will somehow solve all of his problems (& everyone else just going along w/ it like ok i guess it’s time to go swimsuit shopping then)

haru, the owner of the previously mentioned 5 identical swimsuits, joining in with everyone else to go shopping for even more swimsuits, and picking out another one that looks just fucking like the other 5 he already has

nagisa being told that he can’t put their ugly-ass bird mascot on the swim team uniform so he puts “secret iwatobi-chan” on the back of the shirt that will be hidden beneath the jacket as if that’s not Blatantly what he was told not to do (also the fact that anyone entrusted the handling of the uniforms to nagisa, the exact kind of person who would do exactly that kind of thing)

(ok this one isnt rly goofy but haru just bit his ice cream & im so intimidated rn??)

rin’s fucking 6th sense for haru again???? “smells like mackerel”????? i truly cannot handle this one (haru & company are looking in at samezuka’s practice through the window & rin’s just like “HUH what the fuck is that who’s there i smell Mackerel” like????? oh my fucking god)

amakata “we don’t have enough money for a training camp” miho renting herself and gou a room at a lodge on the beach?????? power move

this goddamn show having a fun ~spooky~ haunted house adventure right after everyone almost fucking Died

haru’s story about his “first love” being about a fucking waterfall igmgkdjkg

rin jogging on the beach the next morning & stopping by the tents like “who r these fuckin dumbasses camping right on the shoreline” & then he turns around and there’s haru & his band of swimming idiots

rin waiting in the hallway at the interhigh in case haru comes by so he can casually get up & have a Cool And Dramatic confrontation w/ him where he brags how he’s gonna beat him in their upcoming race (which, even better, he purposely entered himself at a lower skill level to be able to do while probably his whole team went “uhhhh are u sure abt this lmao we’re kind of trying to be the best here” & hes just like “yeah yeah its fine it’s gonna be so fucking cool just wait”)

haru apparently also having a Rin Sense where he just Feels that rin is there, watching him about to swim (although now that i think about it that bright red hair is probably a fuckin beacon, i bet literally everyone looked over at him the second he stepped out of that doorway- that and the massive aura of Teen Angst surrounding him at all times)

the whole thing with nagisa & rei’s operation at the summer festival to keep haru from seeing rin? first of all is v cute but they get so into it fjdhgkdj fucking dumb cute kids playing secret detective mission texting each other Classified Intel about the location of their targets while also trying to hide it from haru & makoto (who eventually find out bc nagisa is literally the worst liar ever while also already being the most suspect little shit out of all of them by nature)

rei getting so caught up in the detective shit that he ends up following rin out of the festival entirely & into town where the purpose of his pursuit in the first place is irrelevant bc haru’s not gonna suddenly happen upon rin at the elementary school?? rei is such a nosy bitch i love him

rei being such a nosy bitch that he inadvertently fixes the emotional turmoil that has been building between rin & the others unresolved for years

rin texting gou to get rei’s number bc he needs to have a Serious and Dramatic conversation w/ him but he didnt have the chance to exchange contact info the last time they yelled at each other behind the school

rin sitting alone in samezuka’s bus bc they banned him from swimming for being too obsessed w/ haru & he needs somewhere to Sulk

rin finding some random tree outside the swim meet & being like “this reminds me of that tree from elementary school” bc hes a nostalgic bitch like that

haru being able to find rin bc he saw the same tree earlier and went “wait, rin’s a nostalgic bitch, i know Exactly where the fuck he went” & Sure Enough

iwatobi getting themselves disqualified bc they wanted to swim w/ rin in an official race like??? i know it’s an emotional & satisfying moment but miho chewing them out for it afterward is so fucking funny like objectively this team was doing rly well & then suddenly went “u know what, we do what we want, this red guy is ours now” & the judges went “hmm............... no”

in the v last episode when theyre all just sitting in a classroom w/ rin having him pretend to introduce himself as if he were a transfer student like theres absolutely no reason for this, theyre just goofing off together and reconnecting after having lost each other for so many years & it’s so dumb & heartwarming & the perfect way to close off the season & im crying i really do love this show i love these characters so much what a dumb cute goofy heartfelt show aaaaaa free is a treasure

*from the very 1st point: i know there r cultural differences to take into account where it’s probably not as big a deal for makoto to walk in on haru’s bath time in japan as it would be in like, america & the real issue haru takes w/ this happening is that his one little place of refuge in a world w/o water is being breached by this annoyingly persistent guy who not only interrupts his coping time but is actively trying to get him to leave it for “important” things like “going to school” and “not being late” & the extended pause is really him registering this unpleasant situation & trying to decide if it’s worth it to fight for his solitude, ultimately deciding it’s not worth the energy and begrudgingly accepting makoto’s outstretched hand, though he vocalizes his displeasure by rejecting his -chan bc no one who pulls him away from the water is someone he can call a friend, not even his like. actual friend. only friend. either one

anyway i love free bye