#( and henry is just like: omg it might actually happen )

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darryl just going to henry: i want to eat you and henry just misinterpreting that for something else and calling mercedes 'cos the threesome might happen.

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LITG S9 Thots for this week

• SISTERRRRR AAHHHHH!

• The way I thought she was one of the new girls at first I almost lost it.

• Omg Jude looks so hot guys😍😍😍 (I’m sorry I do not like his face lmao)

• THEY NEVER HAD A PRETTY GIRL FROM JOBURG SEE ME NOW AND THAT’S WHAT THEY PRE-FUR!

• Now we’re talking! Ok but he’s French and he got one earring…he might be a whore y’all IDK!

• Fuck he’s a drummer Lyle don’t tempt me!

• AND Y’ALL BETTER NOT KICK HER OFF AFTER 5 MINUTES AGAIN!

• Omg this has to mean Hazeem is coming back…don’t piss me off Fusebox.

• Finn girlies I pray y’all find peace this season like…

• They be wanting us to get upset over the most dumb shit every single time omg for once can we get reasonable reasons to be mad. Why would I chew Henri out for them bringing Nancy back???

• OKAY CHALLENGERS MOMENTNSMDMAQNDNSNDN

• Can somebody punch Melissa in her throat like I want her to stop speaking😭😭😭

• The way I already know Finn ain’t really cheat and Kat’s just an idiot and didn’t get clarification on what actually happened.

• Natasha…please don’t get upset over Hamish flirting with other girls. I promise you he is doing you a favor.

• NO MORE CONSTANT TERRACE SEX SCENES LETS FUCKING GO!!!

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Listen! Listen! Listen to me! How about this: Paimon is the 7th ex, and Adam is the real mother of Stolas. 😂 I immediately thought of this when I listened to "No Way" from Six The Musical.

The only reason they break up is because Adam finds out that Paimon had an affair that he didn't know about. (Basically like Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon's situation.) This would add a layer of trauma to Stolas's situation. I guess it's like father, like son, except the father was an asshole while the son was forced into a child marriage and just wanted to be happy. Stolas didn't know or remember Adam being his mother because Paimon got child custody, and Adam wasn't allowed to see him. This would add some drama once Adam finds out about the child marriage and Stella abusing his son. Also, I want to see Lucifer find out that one of the Kings, more obedient to fight than the other kings, has two hundred legions of demons under his rule and is the asshole who wouldn't allow his now-boyfriend to see his son. I want to see how the fight would happen.

I'm so sorry for tge late reply it's exam week 4 me so I've just been jumped by work but-

LMAOOOO 💀💀💀💀

This is so good actually omg...

DAMN I JUST NARROWED IT DOWN TO 3 😭😭😭 I WANT THIS ONE TOOOOOOOOOO

AUSGSHSJSN man I love a good Adambowl hhhhhh

But so so good yummm

But I think Paimon's affair would definitely add more trauma to Adam.

Bro. If he's added, that mean THREE people cheated on him- Lilith, Eve, and now Paimon

It would KILL him

For Stolas, I think this could be fixed by saying Adam laid an egg and the incubation period is LONGGGG. And i mean long af, probably due to one being a Goetia and the other being a human, sooooo. It also puts out good reason why Stolas would have no idea that Adam was his mom in the first place because he hatches after Adam is forced away.

Paimon probably threatened to reveal Adam's residence in hell to Lucifur and heaven and it drove Adam away, scared of punishment. Either way, he would have to leave the baby. Still hurt tho and it made him so upset for years.

Sadly, the stolas plot point would most likely have to be scrapped to complexity and timeline stuff. I have no idea how it would work sory wiseee. But I'm gonna write this thing. It's more of an idea, so for now, yes, Adam has a baby ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Oh but when Adam finds out what's going on 💀💀💀

Death man. He's gonna make Lucifur throw hands. Not on just Paimon but on Stella too. BRUHHH

Imo, I think Adam was and is a good parent. He's just an asshole to literally everybody else. He might have wanted to find Stolas before, but he had no idea where to go. And for plot reasons, he doesn't understand hell heigharchy or any of its big leaders, he just got with a big strong hot bird guy for a while. He just hoped his kid was fine (he was not lol)

As for Lucifur, yeah, he's gonna throw hands. He knows it's hypocritical of him to get mad at Paimon for cheating on Adam but he's still so pissed. And for not letting Adam see his kid, man if he could never see Charlie again he would actually die, so he's gonna beat tf out of him

I think Paimon would just take it ngl, he upset his king and although he doesn't understand why it's a big deal he's just gonna take it o3o

This thing is all over the place and has so many loopholes that I would have to get help for piecing this in but I do love this idea

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode 47 Notes-

- I’m so scared

- Like. Almost more scared than for last episode

- Ahhhhhh

- Hermie my beloved I haven’t stopped thinking about you <333

- (Seriously I’ve been basically exclusively rping you. Channel seven has been wild man)

- Anyways

- Ahhhhhh

- THE INTRO

- OMG

- THEYRE TALKING AHOUT SCAM AND NORMAL AOSNDHAJSBHSKAJSJDJDHDUIEJE

- Im vibrating this is insane

- I love their intros so much

- I LOVE THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO MUCHHHHHH

- Hehe I remember that from last season

- Taylor’s Teen Fact: Taylor’s first fight was in fourth grade because he was getting bullied (by Steve) over his collectible card game so he kicked the guy in the nards. That’s how he got into karate

- Lincoln’s Teen Fact: The first fight and lie between Linc and his parents was when he did a “hunger strike” until they let him go to school (but he actually was eating)

- Will messing up Normal’s intro was way too funny to me

- Normal’s Teen Fact: Normal does a tarot card reading everyday before getting started

- He’s like Mercedes!!!!!!!!!

- I cannot believe that he pulled the reversed Lovers holy shit

- Scary Teen Fact: Scary plays the piano. Because if the letters are rearranged it spells pain-o

- Anthony Fact: They haven’t thrown to their sponsors very often and so that might happen this episode

- Nevermind now he’s not gonna do it 😭

- IF THEY DONT TELL NORMAL ILL LOSE MY KIND

- The way Scary’s telling Linc to not touch Hermie <3333333333

- No hate to Linc lots of love to Scary though

- TWO DEATH FAILS FROM PUNCHING HIM INT HE JUTS IM CRYING

- OH THANK GOD FOR SCARY

- “Where’s Hermie” I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t

- SCARY BEING SUPER THERE ABOUT HERMIE BECAUSE PF TERRY

- The way I started tearing up when they started to pick up Hemrie 💀

- God this is not boding well for the rest of the episode

- LINC NO WE KNOW YOU DIDNT LIKE EHRMKE THIS ISNT COOL AHHH

- Again no hate to Linc he’s a kid

- “We’ll fix them”

- SLAY NORMAL

- WHOO

- “LEAVE”

- Once mischief twins always mischief twins (let’s Hotwire a car together BROTHERRR)

- ANOTHER NAT ONE

- I’m pretty sure I missed the entire thing with Taylor and the gun 😭 I don’t care enough to rewind

- “Lincoln stares at yet more blood he has created and slowly sinks back down” LINCOLN BABY

- ANOTHER NAT ONE

- Ahhhhhhhhhhh this spellll

- NO THE SOELL DIDNT WORK

- ANKRHER NAT ONE HOLY SJIR

- Henry yayyyyyyyy

- THE SPONSOR

- THAT WAS PERFECT

- THAT WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT

- Sooo code purple happened as they were kids okay okay

- IS THAT FUCKING BARRY

- OR SCAM LIKELY????!!!

- Henry looks surprisingly young thanks to a vegan lifestyle and butthole sunning!!!!

- Henry how I’ve missed you!!!!!!!!!

- BARRY YOU SHOULD BE DESD FUCK YOU

- Mercedes is dead 😞

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- HES GOOF MATTER NOOOO

- Very Achilles-Patroclus esc oh god

- This is going to either be Willy or Scam oh boy oh no

- Remember when we thought Normal hiding in his mascot outfit was bad??

- Oh good it’s Scam

- He left Scary oh noooo

- The fucking Goofs Realm nauseates me Jesus

- “I’m here when it’s sad I’m here when it’s fun did someone do something to my son” that was pretty good ngl

- I’m going to sob holy shit

- Scam is actually sad omg

- Bits never die is basically what he said omg

- Holy shit holy shit holy shit scam ong omg omg ong

- GO FUCKING NORMAL PUNCH HIM

- Scam is being all depresso like the other adults holy shit 😭

- ��You don’t fucking come near him”

- FUCK YEAH MULTI PRONOUNS DOOOD

- “You feel like home” AHHHH OAKSSSSSSSS

- I’m going to sob

- [will sobbing] “OUR SPONSOR AURA FRAMES!!!”

- Yayyyyy this our episode 61. Hm or maybe when Terry Jr. died

- Half of it is burnt like two face!! Like Hermie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- “I’m really proud of you kiddo” sobbing sobbing sobbing

- The Shade Witch I love this 😭

- I was sobbing and now I’m laughing

- This is so funny

- This whole scene is hilarious

- The sun is a metaphor for something

- “Just this once… just this once… Chaperal on three”

- I’m sobbing I’m sobbing omg ong omg

- The Shade Witch is my favorite character move aside Paeden (I’m joking I’m joking)

- SCARY IM SOBBING

- Is the rogue card still in action???

- FUCK YOU BARRRRRRY

- The same man twice!!!!!!!

- DO WE GET THE VOICES PLEASE GUVE US GHE VOICES

- Nevermindddddd

- OMG THEYRE LEARNIBG TO SHOOT

- That’s insane

- Did Normal cause Code Purple…?

- What did Normal do!?

- Another fucking cliffhanger 😭

- I genuinely think I’m going to be sick ✌️

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hi dandy ! a ship question : what pkmn does juno have ? have guzma and juno ever traded / gifted pkmn to each other ? what does guzma's pkmn think abt juno, and vice versa? dont feel pressured to answer all of these if u dont want to , just a bunch of questions out of interest ^^ - @dmclr

AWAUUHH HI CLARA !! thank u so much for the questions omg :O !!

i gotta put it under a cut because OUGH AUGH THE RAMBLER'S CURSE GOT ME,,, IT'S SO LONG IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD HELP FSDJKL

my s/i's main team is piplup (Henry), houndoom (Greer), psyduck (Huey), greavard (Grimsby), and a still unnamed chatot and banette (im slooowly playing through platinum so i'm waiting til i catch them in-game to decide on names), buuuut i might swap someone out of there because I've grown to really love my mareep named Mung Bean in pkmn sleep !! :3

I'VE NEVER RLY THOUGHT ABT THE SECOND QUESTION OMG.... guz would absolutely gift juno a wimpod at some point though,, I like to think they go hunt for wimpods sometimes as a shared interest activity :D guzma would also definitely gift juno a cutiefly early on maybe before they start dating because... how could he not HFSDJKL, he is fluent in bug-types and would want to flirt through bug-types hehe :3 also somewhat related, once he finds out about juno's interest in cataloguing the differences in plants in the different regions, he'd probably look into the alolan variants of pkmn (like vulpix and meowth and rattata etc) and then try to impress juno w his (newly acquired) knowledge JFSJKL

juno would absolutely eagerly help him fill out his bug collection with some sinnoh bug-types that alola doesn't have !! (i need to make a list of bug-types that each region has tbh...) they'd gift him some they had in their storage box, and then help him catch any others when they go to sinnoh together :D

ooh okay i have thought abt this third question a bit fdsjkl it's so fun thinking abt the different personalities of their pkmn :3

golisopod puts on a tough act for like. a day at most. and then immediately crumbles and is actually just a big ol' softie so he warms up to juno pretty much immediately fdsjkl. ariados doesn't like juno very much just because juno's a little afraid of him dsgjkl but eventually the two of them come to some sort of mutual understanding where they get along in a vaguely strained manner (guzma never rly understands why the two of them don't get along well and tries to facilitate some bonding moments that go disastrously sideways somehow every time LMAO). scizor is kind of stand-offish and unsure about juno but once juno hangs around for a while and he sees more of them, then he accepts them as one of the squad! pinsir is a little mean (he's just mischievous tbh) and likes messing with juno but they eventually catch onto his pranks and antics, and turns it back on him one day and that earns his respect LMAO. masquerain is just happy that there's more people in the house and gets along really well with Greer to everyone's surprise, so he's a happy camper :] (at some point i want to create a proper team list for guz and maybe come up w names for them hehe)

Henry is a shy but proud lil guy and doesn't really trust Guz at first but trusts Juno's judgement so he warms up to the big boss man soon enough (plus Guz works hard to get on Henry's good side considering Henry never goes into a pokeball so he's around almost all the time LOL). Greer HATES Guz at first 😭 it takes her a long time to tolerate him - she finally starts turning around on her opinion of him when he helps Juno through a flashback/panic attack that she couldn't calm them down from on her own. Huey is super chill, so there's no issues there fdsjkl, I think he'd get along especially well with the grunts tbh LOL they'd probably try giving him a painkiller one day just to see what would happen and he'd be forever indebted to them (Juno finds out later and loses their mind because painkillers aren't made for pokemon and they have to rush him to a pokecenter to get him checked over JFDSKL). and Grimsby loves everyone, if you give him any bit of attention he'll love you forever, so Guzma gets on his good side pretty much right off the bat :3

THANK YOU AGAIN AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE NOVEL-LENGTH ANSWER OMFG 😭😭 these were just such good questions and I could not make my answers any shorter than this HDSGJKL

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alright s9 vol 5 thoughts: the episodes are getting less interesting to me but also shit I might be becoming a Hamish fan

I had a bunch of gems saved up because I got a bunch of the rewards from playing s4 episodes and also because I was slowly replaying S4, I kept getting the daily log in gems and the ones from watching ads, so I was fully prepared to use them this volume. And then oh nope I'm not even remotely interested in the drama they're asking me to pay to learn. Like I think I got one of the new dresses because I was sick of the t-shirt dress, but that's it.

"Woah woah woah I still don't know what's going on here" has basically been the name of the last two seasons with how much you gotta pay to listen to drama that mc conveniently wasn't around for

So Melissa gets dumped and her partner also gets dumped but he doesn't say much, which you'd think because no matter which route you're on, he did briefly have a thing for MC, he'd at least say something to her. Or there'd be an opportunity for a hug or closure? Nope. Goodbye, Henri. (And I played this on the fourth of july, that's just unAmerican 😤).

Then comes the highlight of the episode for me, which is the impressions game, because it could've worked so well and yet it happens soooo fucking badly.

But like the sticky notes on their foreheads, sure. It's like an easy gimmick to change the sprites so the game feels different. Like every time that they bring out the hideaway box, it's mildly exciting but mostly corny. But then it spoils which islander is coming up next, so why couldn't they have done it one at a time? Like show Will's name on Finn's forehead first, and then when that's done, THEN Kelly pulls out Bea's name and puts that on her forehead. And we shouldn't be able to see MC's note. Like let us guess and potentially be wrong lol.

Another even easier way to do this, is just drawing names out of a hat so the person pulling has to do an impression. Then MC has more opportunities to guess (like it's more engaging for the player than just reading what everyone else is doing). And like most of the writing would be the same I think. Like MC's partner is bad so instead of saying anything Alfie actually does he just says "oh... it rhymes with Galfie?" and then Hamish can still show off and guess each one if MC doesn't get it, or even if MC does get it then he still starts explaining every islander's backstory.

I also think someone needed to have done something absolutely unhinged for Stefan's name. Like Kelly is like "omg I wasn't even thinking putting his name in" which like I don't believe her, that's kinda shady, but also just kinda boring. Maybe the producers set up the game, or if the islanders do that's fine (like just have Kat or Melissa do it instead bc maybe they want to swoop in and take MC's partner). But like if we say it's the way I described above, then Kat's partner should've been like oh I can do an impression, and then straight up kissed MC, or like did a little speech about how he wants her back, or recited something from when Stefan was upset she didn't leave the villa with him (like it's an opportunity to drop more Stefan lore the way they've been doing it, which I agree is really annoying, but just to continue the trend). And then MC of course can choose the right answer, some other islander, or just be like uhhh wtf??? And then just kick off some more drama that way.

Also the impressions started off strong with Will and then quickly just explaining what happened to that islander. Like, ever heard of show not tell? Even for Ivy, I think it would be so easy to just bring up her checklist but instead they go for "sexy librarian energy"???? tf?? On behalf of Ivy, I'm offended at that description actually. And now you got me out here defending IVY of all people.

Uh anyway, so yeah my favorite bit was Hamish being really into Love Island lore.

And like I said, I don't believe Kelly when she says she didn't mean to put Stefan's name in there. Like I don't think it'll amount to anything, but because it seems like everyone's getting the universal, default Finn being into MC route (getting Suresh treatment), I'd rather it actually be her being kind of shady on purpose. Like she's jealous actually because Finn has already told her he doesn't want to be with her and wants to be with MC. And then give the wlw players a friends to enemies to lovers route with Kelly to change it up a little.

Oh right there was an excess baggage challenge this volume. It feels too late in the game. I think we need another fun challenge, comparable to the S2 paint challenge or the cake one. I feel like we don't get many of those anymore. I think an obstacle course-esque one is fun, because you can a few quick prompts that don't really affect the game but keep the player engaged. Like the games day in S8 but less pay to win prompts.

nothing notable from the baggage though imo. like even the Finn stuff was boring. also I kinda hate him doing hosting roles post love island, idk seems like he'd more fo all in with his brewery stuff and vacationing but instead he's tied to Love Island gigs? like I see that for like Tim because he's basically like Kem from UK S3 and for a while kem did just do hosting gigs for a while so it's not unrealistic to think an islander is making an appearance somewhere else, I guess I just don't see that for Finn. and like I could think of several islanders from any of the new seasons I'd pick before finn. Honestly even Hamish I would understand.

But I only bring up the excess baggage thing because MC and Hamish crawling around trying to listen in on drama is actually so fun. Like it just feels like a S2 Bobby thing to do and I appreciate that. I do hope Hamish's route isn't ruined and also that it only happens if you romance him, because I would want this type of moment to happen even if y'all were just friends, because we get so few friends in the game these current seasons.

Then we get to Finn's pool chat. I just wish, if it were as open as he said it was, then it wouldn't be a secret late night rendezvous situation. Like have the chat in the daylight if you're not afraid, you coward. Idk gave me kinda icky vibes just like in S5, so I said no even though I do think Finn could still be a really good friends to lovers route, like on the level of Jake, but the ball is constantly being dropped with him.

and so little has happened for Finn (that we the audience know of) between this episode and last volume where nearly the same thing happens in the shower and Finn rejects MC if she tries to kiss him (and so I rejected him this time lmao)

I saw the word double and I was afraid Marshall and/or Ozzy were gonna show up as hosts for the date (as if hosts for a date make any sense)

And having them switch dates is kind of a fun twist if not for the fact that the twist last time was that MC went on dates with Lyle and Jude and Chen went on dates with Kelly and his ex. Chen cannot catch a break and for all the loyal girls, wheres their time with their LI?? Like, I like the idea, but maybe it could've been saved for a different season? It just feels irritating to do it back to back. Especially when they've been in there and long enough that Chen and Natasha already know they don't like each other, and it feels like an excuse for Kat and Finn to have some drama we have to pay to listen to.

But you do get to talk to Hamish about Natasha, which feels like it could've been a friendly chat in the villa and we didnt need a date excuse. But alas, we don't get chill chats in the villa anymore 😭

and his little confession!!

Anyway,,, why am I kinda jumping ship for Hamish rn likeeeee... idk I like an individual route and I'm not liking where Finn's at rn soooo

I'm hoping for some Kelly villain vibes just for a little bit (like I said, give the wlw players an frenemies to lovers with her). Like she seems pissed about the note, and I feel like maybe she can possibly recognize Finn's handwriting? That'd be fun.

And then back to challenges, it feels too early for snog marry pie. I don't think they're doing a casa this season, just based off of leaks of islander names I don't think there's enough, but snog marry pie in my head is always around casa or after, and it just feels too early for even casa. But then again, we're on like 15 of 42, so maybe it's fine.

Yeah so overall, I don't even really remember too much. Like it's feeling like S7, and I didn't finish season 7, but I do think I'll finish this one because I'm so curious how the Finn route will go and if they'll drop the ball with Hamish and also with Stefan. And also I like making these weekly posts so I might even just keep going for that alone. but also I enjoy slow burn and second chance romance plots and drama anyway so that could make the season better for me we'll see

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Red White & Royal Blue (Movie Review & Reactions) SPOILeRS!!

"Henry and I are much happier against walls."

My first thoughts were: this movie is actually funny, i loved the cake scene in the beginning of the movie made me laughs a few times. Alex, is also very pretty AND funny. I LOVEE his personality, i don't watch (or read) many male x male romances so i was kind of nervous going into this but i actually loved it.

btw, the guy who plays Alex kind of looks like Jacob Eldori- please tell me I'm not the only one who kind of sees it...

My favorite scene is probably the interview scene, its so cheesy but i love it sm. Also, the scene where they get caught making out by that one lady-- i literally screamed and got into sm trouble- that is the WORST way to get caught.

NEW FAVORITE SCENE ALERT The karaoke scene is my FAVV (its also really cheesy) because he's singing on of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands (Don't Stop Me Now - Queen)

im also updating this while watching because i have shit memory lol

This movie is literally soo cute so sweet its giving me diabetes (I'm so corny) i might read the book after this now, should i???

btw i love the way Alex looks at Henry, he's SO in love.

I AM SO FUSTRATED AT THE LAKE SCENE, if i was to pour my heart out to you and you're just silent I'd jump in the water and never come back up.. PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

why did he jump in the water I'm so dead. i would be embarrassed i would never show my face in Austin, England .. Hell i wouldn't show my face ANYWHERE.

AND THEN YOU SWIM AWAY- yeah that'd be so it for me.

PLS tell me this is a joke, why did he leave omg..

"What happened in Texas?" "I ended things with Alex."

NO THE HELL YOU DIDNT!

"Do you love him?" "What difference would it make if i did?"

I'm so glad you asked, it would make a HUGE difference.

[insert sigh] the argument scene... do i even have to say more..?

OMG not the emails getting leaked GYUSVVKDV

Zahra is so mother. "Touch me and die." MOTHER???

IJOBL...

"The king wishes to see you, both of you"

The King: "During the second world war.."

ALL DONE!

My Review: Okay... i love Alex and Henry first of all. this movie is so cute and literally so wholesome, my eyes def watered like once or twice. I need more of them rnrnrnrn, i wonder how different these two are in the book!!

[pluckysidekick]

The cast just did the final table read of the series, and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. I’m so excited for Season 4, but crying at the idea of Nancy Drew ending so soon (When exactly? Who knows?).

I agree with Noga that the love the cast has for each other shines on the screen - it’s one of the (many) things that makes this show stand apart from the rest. The sheer amount of heart and humanity (and humor) among the ghosts and witches and curses is unparalleled. I’m not expecting to find another show that hits me like this one any time soon.

In filming news this week, the Drew Crew (fictitious and the actual show crew) were filming a spring scene set in May on the beach…in the snow. Riley gave us a nice preview (thank you, sir, but where is that promised photo?), sending everyone in a tizzy about the show finally making it to Spring. Riley walked back a time jump confirmation, but a few crew posts confirmed a spring scene. DM me or comment if you want to see said crew posts and a bunch more from the beach set - including pics that confirm what other classic ND scene was shot on the same beach, and that it might be for a Spring Festival. At minimum I’m manifesting short sleeves for Ace.

Kennedy, who must be in every scene and probably has little downtime, posted a rare S4 hint and then quickly retracted it. “This is Me Trying” happens to be on my The Space Between playlist, as I suspected it would fit Nancy’s mood to ‘T’. Kennedy did confirm a few things - that the painful lyrics about being around the person you love but not being able to have them are accurate for Nancy (see below), and that Season 4 Nace is going to kill us. I look forward to the pain (expecting an eventual HEA for our Nace babies of course).

If you made it this far, I’ll give you two little bonuses - a fun crew pic in the police station (how I love and already miss Sangalicious and applebananapear’s BTS shenanigans - let me count the ways), and a plot spoiler that no one else has posted as far as I’ve found (you’ve been warned).

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Henry Zaga, who we think is a series regular in S4 from a blurry mystery cast member photo seen earlier in the season (not confirmed) posted a pic of a HIGH SCHOOL GYM DANCE on IG. OMG. I confirmed the location from his pics and it was taken in an actual high school gym in Van. Flashback to Nancy & George or Ace’s prom? The Drew Crew crash the 2020/Jesse’s prom? Future prom of Nancy & Ace’s kid (shiver)? I am dying to know.

That’s it for now. Hoping against hope we get some juicy BTS this week with multiple episodes filming, including the Amanda Row-directed finale (she directed S4 Ep. 1 and many classic ND eps.).

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read your garrus/miranda piece it was AMAZING omg you have such a way with descriptions and details!!! do you have any thoughts abt how that relationship might play out for the rest of ME2 and 3?

hi anon!!!!!!! thank you so much 🥰🥰

I was actually sketching out up to the end of ME3 when I first started working on the prompt and have been chatting with @otemporanerys about it since.

Under the cut because I have Long Thoughts

(y'all can read The Woman In White here)

For Garrus, the initial shock is sort of eclipsed by the whole Shepard thing and then by the whole rocket thing, so the first time they really talk is when he's already on the Normandy.

He goes to her office after he gets out of the medbay, metaphorical cap in hand, to thank her for putting him on the crew.

M: if I'd had my way you wouldn't even have made the shortlist. get out of my room. G: aaaaand we're back to normal

Miranda stays juuust on the professional side of openly hostile from then on. Shepard picks up on the rancid vibes (obviously) and Garrus comes clean about the job.

S: you helped send experimental super-weapons back to cerberus?!? G: I didn't know she was cerberus S: give me strength

Out of sheer necessity, they end up doing each other's loyalty missions because Shepard is too paragon busy, and that's how things start to thaw.

M, realising G wasn't just on some kind of blind, ego-fuelled vendetta and actually really cared about his squad: .....shit G, realising M isn't the heartless, unattached shell of a person he thought she was and actually really cares about her sister: .....crap

Garrus even offers to set Ori's family up with some cyber security stuff; Miranda's looking for an ulterior motive like

They sleep together again before the suicide mission, obviously, because they learned nothing from the last time they thought they'd never see each other again.

This time Miranda doesn't leap out of bed immediately, and after a moment or two Garrus realises she's fallen asleep on his arm and - crap - if that's not the most disarming thing that's ever happened to him.

G: maybe we'll both die in a hail of bullets and I won't have to deal with the fact that I'm maybe possibly slightly in love with someone who hates my guts Narrator: they did not die in a hail of bullets

They go off to do their separate things after ME2. Garrus is on Palaven writing and deleting a hundred variations on "still finding time to date now the universe is ending?" and each one sounds worse than the last. He's not sure he'd like the answer anyway.

For ME3 I think their overall roles are still as per canon (Garrus on the Normandy and Miranda is sneaking around after Cerberus) so they just kind of stew until Sanctuary.

Miranda gets injured during the fight with Kai Leng (Shepard didn't pass along the warning so Garrus did it behind her back) and Garrus, feeling a Very Normal amount of fear as Miranda bleeds out on the floor, shoots Henry Lawson in the face. like he deserves.

They evac back to the Normandy and Garrus spends the next few days trying to figure out what a non-suspicious amount of time to spend in the medbay is.

Shepard: just so we're clear I do not want her on my ship and I'm doing this as a personal favour to you G: to...... me? S: I'm a pretty busy woman vakarian and even I can see you're in love with her G: * spluttering *

And that's how Miranda gets invited to the party at Anderson's apartment (never let it be said that Commander Shepard is a bad wingman) and they end up on the balcony, a little drunk, talking about ✨the future✨

Garrus doesn't want to assume, but he's getting That Night In Luminesce vibes.

M: there's going to be a lot to do, even if we win. I'm sure I won't be short of work G: that's it? just more work? M: * shrugs * G: hey, maybe you could get that cat you always wanted

And Miranda - drunk, sad, exhausted, and standing next to this person who, for whatever reason, keeps insisting that she deserves good things - bursts into tears.

She comes clean about the men she was seeing on Omega and future she desperately wants - which isn't achievable and never will be, whether they survive the war or not - and that's about when Garrus realises he's completely and utterly fucked.

I'll speed through the rest because this is getting l o n g SO

1. they bounce to go and have a lot of intense and entirely-too-sincere sex in a hotel room (again)

2. Garrus tells her he loves her (sort of by accident but not really) which goes about as well as you'd expect

3. They're both too stubborn to reach out first ofc but, facing down the final run to the beam, Garrus leaves her a heartfelt voicemail and she misses calling him back by all of 5mins

4. They make up over Shepard's now twice-reassembled body (thanks Shep) adopt a few kids, and get then set about the serious business of getting old and hot together

FIN

[the-homicidediaries]

Ed Kemper

Hello, everyone who takes the time to read this. <3

I hope everyone has had a good Mother's Day. I've had one of the best days. My children are so lovely, thoughtful, and caring. I couldn't be prouder of who they are becoming. BUT Enough about me.

Idk, I kinda figured I hadn't talked about a serial killer in.. toooooo long, so in honor of Mother's Day, I will be shedding some light on Mr. Edmund Kemper, The Co-Ed Killer. (I'm also totally waiting for my Sims game to redownload, so I had some time to kill, lol.) If you've never read one of my essays, well, sometimes they can get gross and I'm obviously not being very professional. I told Del it's like I'm just talking to one of the girlies, haha. So please keep that in mind; it may get graphic and I may say a curse word here and there. I am 32 after all.

When I think of Edmund Kemper, a few things come to mind. In no particular order: Number one, he's unbelievably intelligent; he's said to have an IQ of 145, only 15 points away from Albert Einstein. I know he's dangerous because he is a serial killer, but brilliant people are just as scary. The level of power they hold, the mind games; terrifying. And it's pretty rare for us to see serial killers who are so smart. Like just to name a few people off the top of my head.. Robert Pickton, Henry Lee Lucas, Ottis Toole, Arthur Shawcross, and Gary Ridgeway, not so bright to be honest. Another thing I think of is how MASSIVE Eddie Boy is. (SPOILER: Oh, I am speaking in present tense on purpose; he's still alive in a medical facility in California.) This man is 6'9", over 300 pounds. Is he the biggest serial killer? Let me google real quick. YES HE IS, HA! Just wait until you see the pictures I post of him next to the police officers when he was on trial. He's SCARY tall, and he was actually really good friends with said police officers, but he couldn't become a police officer like he wanted to beCAUSE he was so massive. (Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.) I also think, (imagine this in big, flashing red, neon lights), MOMMY ISSUES. It was pretty clear early on in Ed's life that his mother hated his stinkin' guts and favored his sister's instead, but we will get into alllllldat girrrrrrl.

Edmund Emil Kemper was born on December 18th, 1948 in Burbank, California, to E.E. and Clarnell Kemper. (Omg I just realized why she is so angry all the time. Clarnell? DISGUSTANG) Okay anyway, so, his parents divorced in 1957 when he was 9 and he was, of course, stuck with his angry, alcoholic mother. They ended up moving to Montana. She blamed Ed for everything bad that happened to her. (I think I've listened to some podcasts that said she was so angry because he looked so much like his father and that angered her. Don't quote me on that.) When Ed was ten, his mother forced him to live in the basement away from his sisters because she was always worried he would harm them in some way. (I always go back and forth with this. Was Ed a normal child until his mother put it in his head he was a problem and he might start hurting his sisters OR did she see something everyone else didn't? I don't know.) Regardless, it's said soon after that, Ed started exhibiting some weird behavior. Weird like, like serial killer level weird. Like dark. And evil. Like he would play this game with his sisters that he called "Gas Chamber" where he had them blindfold him, have him sit in a chair, and he would writhe and scream in agony until he "died". Like, idk sometimes my Barbie's parents or sister would die in an accidental car crash, but yeesh. He also admitted during this time he would have dreams about murdering his mother. (Ed LOVED to talk about himself, also pretty rare for serial killers, so there are lots and lots and lots and LOTS of videos of him being interviewed.) Also when he was ten, he buried one of the family cats.. alive. When he was thirteen, he stabbed the other with a knife. Clarnell noped the heck out of Eddie and sent him to live with his paternal grandparents in North Fork, California. (I do want to keep this essay mostly focused on the relationship between Ed and his mother, but when he was 15, he did brutally murder his grandparents "to see what it felt like." This led to him being sent to the California Youth Authority where, I am not kidding you, he was so charming and brilliant they let him do whatever he want and go wherever he wanted, so he spent a majority of his time learning the correct answers of the exams they were giving him until he was eventually released for being "cured" of his schizophrenia at 21. After fatally shooting both of his grandparents to death because he didn't like their rules. It's Ted Bundy vibes and it's awful. But yeah, sorry to quickly explain that without much detail. I highly recommend looking into it.) After he was released, it was reccommended he maybe not live with his terrible, alcoholic, abusive mother, but guess what Eddie Boy did? I'll give you two guesses. Yup. He freakin' MOVED BACK IN WITH CLARNELL. Clarnell was living in Santa Cruz, California, now (after her third failed marriage), and she had taken a job with the Univeristy of California. At this time, Ed had also accepted a job with the Department of Transportation after being rejected to become a state trooper due to his size, which I already told you, but the show must go on! Like he was CLOSE with these dudes. They nicknamed him Big Ed, one of them gave him a badge and handcuffs, the whole shebang. And his car! His car was a Ford Galaxie 500 and it highly resembled a police car. (I'll post a picture.) Like for all intents and purposes, he was basically a state trooper. His job with the Department of Transportation is critical in his serial killing career because that's how he lured the girls he murdered. He picked up hitchhikers and.. ya knoooow. Killed them. But even worse, he would murder girls from UC, but they trusted him because he had a sticker or something hanging in the window, I can't remember, that said he was connect to UC. (Like I said, I am not getting into these murders today, but they are bruuuutal. Ed is a special kind of effed up.)

Okay, so here is where I give the signal that it's going to be really bad, like really, really bad. So. I'm just saying, you don't have to read it! It's not too late to turn around and never look back. But, if you're a little messed up like me, hi. Let's get into it, yuh. (This is all awful, you can really tell how much he hated his mother.)

In April of 1973, Ed Kemper committed his last two murders. First was the murder of his mother, Clarnell Kemper. Before he murdered her, he went to her bedroom and she said, "I suppose you're going to want to sit up and talk now." He replied, "No, good night," and When she was asleep, he bashed her head in with a claw hammer and slit her throat with a penknife. He then decapitated her and proceeded to use his mother's decapitated head to perform oral sex. (I have learned that term is called 'irrumatio'. 'In the ancient Roman sexual vocabulary, irrumatio is strictly a form of oral rape (os impurum), in which a man forces his penis into someone else's mouth, inducing vomiting for sexual gratification.[2]' Gross.) After that, he set her head on top of a shelf and screamed at it for an hour. He also threw darts at it. He also cut out her tongue and larynx and shoved them down the garbage disposal, and the absolute symbolism of that is chilling. Like he could finally shut her up, except he couldn't. Like I said, he loved to talk about himself and give interviews, and when her vocal cords couldn't be broken down, he said, "That seemed appropriate, as much as she'd bitched and screamed and yelled at me over so many years." Afterwards, he hid his mother's body in the closet and Eddie Boy went to have himself a drink at a local bar. He ended up inviting his mother's bestie over and he murdered her too. :( Ed assumed he was going to be caught immediately and fled to Pueblo, California, where ultimately, he ended up telling on himself to his police buddies. They didn't even believe him, he had to prove he was The Co-Ed Killer. I think it's very important to realize that he turned himself in after his mother was murdered. Like she was connected to all of his other murders somehow. I think he said in an interview that after he killed his mother, his "original purpose was gone" and he couldn't emotionally handle it anymore. I personally think he lived out his most disgusting, most wanted fantasy and since it was over, he had no other reason to keep going. Fun facts to lighten the mood? Ed stays in the same facility as Manson did! And also Herbert Mullin. It's rumored that Mullin had a habit of singing that pissed Ed off, so he bribed him with peanuts to get him to stop, lol. He's a smart man. In his time in prison, he's been a model prisoner I reckon. I read he has scheduled other inmate's appointments with their psychatrists and he enjoys making ceramic cups. Ed has a very nice speaking voice, unfortunately, and also while he was in prison, he recorded over 5000 hours worth narrating a set of audiobooks which I have searched high and low for, but I can never find them. He's been very forthcoming with his crimes and has had several interviews. He's also been denied parole several times, and he's even waived his right to a hearing saying, "Society is not ready in any shape or form for me. I can't faullt them for that."

And that is the disgusting, unfortunately true, murder of Clarnell Kemper by her own son, Edmund Kemper.

Happy Mother's Day! <3

My sources: Wikipedia, of course. And also: https://www.biography.com/crime/edmund-kemper

Pictured below are: Ed Kemper as a child. Ed Kemper and Clarnell Kemper. Ed Kemper's victims. Some photos to how he towers over people. Ed Kemper then and now.

Thank you for reading, I love ya!

[whumpster-fire]

That entire James thread OMG yes!

Okay so this got me doing some research, because I've been wondering why James's modifications were considered non-useful. I mean, he seems to be capable of running at express speeds even if he's not quite as fast as Gordon or Henry and his limiting factor compared to them is consistently described as him not being as big and strong, not any stability problem at high speed.

The info I've found makes me think James's pre-Sodor life might've bit more complicated, and possibly even more heartbreaking, than "they tried putting a pony truck on a Class 28 and it didn't work and he was immediately dismissed as a crappy nonstandard goods engine by the LMS."

First, looking at what engines the LY&R was building in large numbers in that era, it seems like aside from the Class 28s they were building a lot of heavier 0-8-0 goods engines (Class 30 updates and Class 31), and also trying to fix their Henry-sized 4-6-0 express engines, the Class 8s, which by the sound of it worked about as well as pre-rebuild Henry when they were first built. They also had new and rebuilt 2-4-2T tank engines with comparable driver size and tractive effort to James, the Class 6s, although they apparently got in trouble for using those on high-speed passenger trains.

(actually is there any possibility that James's pony truck is identical to the ones on the Class 5 and Class 6?)

If he was built in the early 1910s it seems like his design may have been technically successful in making a fast, moderately strong mixed-traffic engine but the LY&R decided they didn't really need a class like that, especially during the Great War. Then after the war they were building more 0-8-0s and also rebuilding the Class 8s to fix their technical problems plus building a ton of new ones.

But the thing is... then Grouping happened and the LMS started getting rid of engine classes. But James's designer, George Hughes, became the LMS's Chief Mechanical Engineer, and immediately proceeded to build...

By James E. Petts - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=18600383

Another fucking mixed-traffic mogul with 5ft6in drivers.

I mean it wasn't finished until 1926 by which point Hughes had retired and the NWR had bought James, but holy shit. IRL this was apparently inspired by a Caledonian Railway design but in RWS canon, Hughes already had one of his own. The Crab had to have been inspired by James, but doesn't seem to have much mechanically in common with him, with the outside cylinders vs. inside, different valve gear, new boiler design. Which means that at some point this must have been chosen instead of a design more directly derived from James.

I think after Grouping they might have told James he was special, and pulled him out of regular service for additional testing (possibly this was when the wooden brake blocks were fitted because he wasn't pulling heavy trains?) and got his hopes up, but then they decided to start from scratch and build a bigger, better version of him instead.

Fuck. This actually kinda puts James's inferiority complex with Gordon in a new light as well, because aside from the whole express engine vs. goods engine thing, like... Gordon was the unwanted prototype Gresley Pacific that never got a proper LNER number, but he's still the fucking prototype Gresley Pacific. He's the first of the very successful and famous lineage of LNER Pacifics.

And James was almost that. He's among the first of the LMS Moguls, along with the Caledonian Railway 34 Class (which has quite a similar history to him apparently, being basically a superheated Donald and Douglas with a pony truck added to cope with its heavy front end), but instead of being the prototype for the Crabs and the subsequent Stanier and Ivatt moguls derived from them, he's the prototype whose class was never built and whose design was rejected as a dead end twice. Always just not quite good enough.

(I wonder though, given James being sold the same year Hughes retired, whether the man had enough affection for James that one of his final acts at the LMS was getting him rehomed)

tttetwt backup #18

this was a good thread, if i say so myself

i like when he draws Gordon too (it's the face, he has the best Gordon face)

excellent HIT-era meme. it's a video so do check out the link.

i 👏 love 👏 Chara's 👏 #1 👏 and 👏 #2 👏 content 👏 so 👏 much! 👏

#ttte plot inspiration (isn't that drawing so good??)

twitter thread * SIF post

THE most genius response to this thread

ITT: people not letting the old people being a bit silly without a fight

a USA Tank, an E2, and an 07! ttte fans got FED with this pic

ahhh, the good life

lotta great, thoughtful responses. one i only saw now but that i find new and intriguing is Samson.

good tweet OP 👌👌

me too, Wil. me too. (lookit his builder's plate on the bunker! 🥺)

Chara's twitter is so fuckin' based, i can't handle it

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

for the ask game

character: Jasper

questions: 1, 9, and 11

1- Favourites thing(s) about this character?

Oh, there is so much about Jasper that I love. I suppose my favorite is his kind heart and emotional intelligence.

Yeah, I know that the word intelligence and Jasper don't seem like they would mix since he's perceived as 'stupid' but he's actually quite intelligent when it comes to caring for people.

He knew just what to say when Henry lost his powers. Plus, when he found out that kid Danger was Henry, his first instinct was to tell Henry how proud of him he was, dispite the fact that earlier episodes (before he knew) he expressed jealousy towards the side kick.

9- What’s your favourite headcanon(s) for this character?

OMG I have so many. They're mostly really sad self projecting ones, (which you know most of lol) so, I'm only going to put a few non sad ones here.

1. Jasper gives great hugs, the best hugs in fact.

2. That he can sing! The actor for Jasper, Sean Ryan Fox released a few songs a while back they're not really my genre of music, but he's got a great voice.

So I headcanon that Jasper can sing, really well, but no one knows it- not even him.

He always does goofy fun renditions of songs (like the cup song) whenever he sings in front of anyone, making his voice dramatically loud and probably uses an accent too.

But when he's singing to himself, quietly while locking up Junk-N-Stuff, it's really good. A soft sweet melody that he doesn't even realize he's producing.

And it surprises the hell outta anyone who just so happens to hear it.

3. The spider headcanon (more detailed post: here)

Basically, I think he's the only one of the trio that isn't afraid of spiders, and he's the designated spider handler while Charlotte and Henry stand on random furniture, and scream after spotting a spider.

4. Jasper is on the spectrum (while technically a headcanon) I say it's canon regardless.

He doesn't always understand sarcasm, and struggles to comprehend social cues.

He's totally oblivious to the things he does that aren't socially acceptable, and considered rude or 'stupid'.

Plus, hyperfixating on buckets just speak for themselves.

11- Who do you not like to ship with this character?

As per my username, Hensper is my main ship. Therefore I don't really like any ship with Jasper that's not him and Henry.

However, I'm not for or against a ship with him and Charlotte. They have the potential to be cute together, they'd both be loyal and loving- but I just don't think she has the patience to be with him lol 😅

Now, the ship I dislike the most with Jasper is him and Piper. I understand why some people ship them, they have a quite interesting dynamic but I just don't see them ever being a good couple.

Mainly the reason being there age difference and the fact that I seem them as siblings.

Jasper met Henry when he was five, meaning Piper was one when he was first introduced to her.

Which honestly explains a lot of her hostility towards him, he's literally like a brother to her, he probably used to annoy the shit outta Piper.

I could see a toddler Piper constantly pulling on his hair and throwing her toys at him lol

Their age difference isn't that bad, only four years, however currently (per Dangerforce time) the Piper is still a minor, only seventeen, and Jasper is twenty- nearly twenty one. 😬

It just gives me the ick. Perhaps if they both met as adults it might change my opinion of them together, but for me it's a no.

[prince-simon]

au of the pscu where rwrb actually happens 👀. idk how the timeline would work but i imagine them being around the same age. the three princes would only vaguely know of eachother at first but maybe by the time firstprince email leak happens wille and simon would be together and would help them? also the whole squad would be invited to the nye gala and omg a wilma and nora friendship would be a whole vibe. idk where i was going with this but just putting this out there as a free fic idea...

hellooo anon! i can't believe i'm writing an au for prince simon now. but here you go... as a treat... if anyone wants to add to this pls be my guest!

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Simon padded into the living room, bleary eyed and craving cuddles. He was half-tempted to just pull Wille back into the bedroom and spend the rest of the day in a warm cocoon.

However, he quickly realised that those plans had to take a backseat. He found Wille curled up on the couch, his knees drawn up to his chest, staring blankly at his laptop in front of him. He was shaking.

“Wille?” Simon asked softly, approaching him slowly. He walked around the couch, into Wille’s field of vision so as to not startle him. “Baby, what’s wrong?” He sat down next to Wille, draping his arm over the backrest of the couch but not touching Wille yet.

A moment later, though, Wille fell into his embrace easily, and Simon tightened his arms around him. “It’s okay,” he murmured senselessly. Helplessly. Humming softly in Spanish, Simon let Wille shiver and shake in his arms, quiet sobs falling from his lips.

“It’s not fair,” Wille cried into his chest, and Simon squeezed him tighter.

Simon kissed the crown of Wille’s head, and then his eyes caught sight of the laptop and the headline staring back at him.

GAY ROYAL PANDEMIC: Prince Henry of Wales — another gay prince!

Simon felt bile rise in his throat as his eyes quickly scanned the article, bashing both him and Wille, but more importantly Henry, who’d just fallen victim to being outed by a horrible email leak.

Simon ached.

This felt like deja vu and judging by Wille’s current state, it felt like that for him too.

Simon had felt this exact same way when Wille had been outed with his then boyfriend Nils, and all he wanted to do was help. In any way he could. This time he’d actually do it. But for now, Wille was his priority.

“Hey. Baby, mi corazón, look at me,” Simon said softly, lifting Wille’s chin up so his fiancé looked at him, teary-eyed and hopeless. “I love you,” Simon told him for good measure, brushing his thumbs over Wille’s wet cheeks and resting them there in comfort. “Breathe with me, okay,” he instructed, taking a deep breath himself that Wille reluctantly mirrored.

Over the years, they’d become so attuned to each other, it was easy to talk the other done from a panic attack most days. It helped that they felt safe with each other.

“I love you,” Wille mumbled when he slumped against Simon, pressing his nose against Simon’s neck. “I wish I could do something.”

I wish I could do something. Simon was feeling that in his bones. He should’ve done something for Wille all those years ago, and he would help Henry and his boyfriend now in any way he could.

“He must feel so alone right now,” Wille went on, fresh tears spilling from his eyes and soaking the collar of Simon’s sleep shirt.

Simon squeezed Wille’s waist. “I have an idea,” he whispered, “Pack a bag, we might be going to England.” He was nothing if not reckless. He followed after Wille into the bedroom to grab his phone, dialling before Wille could even ask him what the plan was.

When the call was picked up, Simon said, “Hey Pez, it’s Simon-“

Pez Okonjo, who Simon had worked with on different events for their respective charities and who’d become a close friend over the years sounded frantic when he replied, “Hey man, it’s a bad time right now-“

“That’s why I’m calling. Listen. If you think it helps, we’re bringing in the cavalry. Wille and I are willing to help any way we can. I have experience dealing with homophobic queens,” he rushed out, taking a wild guess that the old bat Queen Mary was anything but ecstatic about these developments concerning her grandson.

Wille looked at him wide-eyed and a little bit in awe. Simon smiled at him reassuringly.

“You would, wouldn’t you?” Pez gave half a laugh, “Well then, we could use all the reinforcements. Alex- that’s Henry’s boyfriend, is already on the way from Washington. Be my guest, we’re gonna break Henry out of the palace if we have to!”

Simon smirked. Maybe somewhat inappropriately, excitement was bubbling in his stomach. If he loved something, it was stirring diplomatic chaos with bigoted monarchs — his mom would forgive him. Eventually. She wouldn’t have to know for now. That would be better for her sanity. “I’m calling my pilot right now. I’ll see you in a couple of hours. Keep me updated!”

Pez whooped, “Let’s save the prince!”

[spaghettiville]

WOW OKAY THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ON THE FIRST ONE OMG DHDJJDJD

I plan on writing them for the whole Afton family sooooooooooo

!! Crying Child Headcanons !!

The fredbear toy was the only gift he ever received and he treasured it so much

It went everywhere with him, to dinner, to school, to bed, etc. They were never seen apart

He vented to it a lot, especially after one of Michael's torments or a scary encounter with an animatronic

Elizabeth would help emotionally support him, trying to teach him to stand up against Michael. He loved (and feared) Michael way too much to ever actually retaliate but appreciated Elizabeth's words nonetheless

He kinda gives me old soul energy, like the type that would just sit in nature and be so at peace when he was alone

His throat starts to close up when he tries not to cry, to the point it feels like he can't breathe, and his face gets all red before he eventually just bursts in tears

Played dolls a lot with Elizabeth, happily following wherever she wanted to take the story as to avoid unnecessary conflict

They tried to get Michael to join a lot, it never worked

William saw the bite of '83 happen through the camera eyes in CC's fredbear toy after CC dropped it

Even as a ghost, he doesn't blame Michael for long. Of course, he's upset, but slowly learns to forgive as he sees Michael trying to repent for their dad's sins his whole life

Sat in the animatronic workshop as a SUPER young kid, watching William and Henry work, smiling and giggling whenever he was given attention

Michael and William taught him to be afraid of animatronics so he eventually stopped hanging out in that room but he still had fond memories of the place

Sleeps in a fetal position, fredbear toy held tightly in his arms the entire night

Drew fredbear a lot, eagerly showing his entire family every single time (typically in crayon)

Always wanted a pet of some kind (he wasn't picky about what animal exactly, even a mouse would do)

Once he saw his dad kill, he felt so conflicted

He loved his dad dearly, so to see him do something like that multiple times rattled him to his core

Probably was a little fearful of Cassidy and how aggressive she was

Before his soul was free, he begged and tried to convince Cassidy to move on with him, but she was too stubborn and he ended up hesitantly leaving alone

Rocking and hiding under objects such as tables helps calm him down whenever a panic attack creeps up on him

Ran to Elizabeth crying whenever Michael was being mean and slept in her room when he would get nightmares

Would wait for his dad to come home like a puppy

One of his fondest memories was when Michael was in a good mood and allowed Elizabeth and him to play with his hair

They all got along well when they were in a good mood (until Michael thought they did something stupid, in which case the cute moment is now over)

That wraps up CC's headcanons!

Elizabeth will be next, then William!! I'm actually having lots of fun posting these.

I also want to post romantic headcanons for Michael, I think it would be neat.

I might post some art as well sometime since I've been drawing the Afton family a lot lately! Especially Michael. They're really inspiring for art <3

[heartofstanding]

It also explains why he talks about going on crusade to Jerusalem on his deathbed. France isn't enough, he can't be content with gaining the French crown, he must go on. And there's the neat bit of symmetry with Henry IV's Jerusalem obsession, as if Hal's crusade would be the pilgrimage Henry wanted to atone for his sins on - much like Hal founded the chantry chapels Henry was supposed to found in reparation for Archbishop Scrope's murder.

One thing I find very interesting about Hal and his reign is that he was apparently content to have his brothers (namely Thomas!) as his heirs for so long and how this stands in stark contrast to the stereotype of the king obsessed with the need to have a son to have an heir. He takes seven years to get married and after the Treaty of Troyes, he even takes care to present his brothers as his heirs so that even if he died childless, they would inherit. It also suggests that he didn't hate Thomas as powerfully as some (*cough Mortimer cough*) suggest since he was happy for Thomas to inherit should anything happen. Maybe that's the power of his asexuality, though. ;)

...erotic eucharist giving, omg. That makes a lot of sense, honestly. John knows him the best of his brothers (he probably picks up things Hal doesn't tell him) but Courtenay knows him better and is someone Hal doesn't feel like he has to protect and can be himself around all the time.

I read an article today (Kirby's "The Financing of Calais Under Henry V") that points out Hal was paid nothing as Captain of Calais because he never went there and there is no evidence in the accounts (which seem to have survived complete) of his misuse of the funds, noting even "in practice he can have had had very little opportunity for it was the treasurer and the victualler ... who had real control of money" (these officials were investigated but appear to have been cleared). So the actual charges Hal was being investigated for were baseless which further damages Henry's credibility. Either he's unable to realise that the charges are bogus, suggesting he lacks judgement, or he's unable or unwilling to assert the truth because it's his allies who cooked up the charges, suggesting he is unable to rule on his own, or he's involved in the creation of these charges, suggesting he is corrupt.

Which of course leads me back to the dagger incident and Henry's failure there. I've tended to see Henry's rejection of the proposal as being unexpected for Hal - he says his speech, maybe hoping Henry will interrupt but when he doesn't, assumes the worst - and then Henry throws the dagger away, embraces Hal, cries and says he no longer suspects Hal etc etc and then Henry is like "but we must let parliament investigate this matter" and Hal is just like ????

Like where does he go from here? Home to have a breakdown because Henry is incapable of being decisive? Because Henry won't do what Hal thinks he really wants. And then maybe considers how he can use this should it come to civil war.

Honestly, I think Arundel makes the most likely candidate to have hired the assassin. If Anne Curry is correct when she dates it to September or October (IIRC), then Thomas is in France so unless he's that much of a planner, it's not him. The idea of Beaufort trying to get back into Henry's graces by murdering his son is pretty ridiculous, especially given the state of Henry's health (and the fact he died not even a year after this event). I could see Henry doing it at a stretch - it is one thing to murder your son yourself, with something of an audience (the account says they were in a "secret chamber" but they were probably not completely alone), but to hire an assassin to do it for you is another, especially if you've been brooding or have got people like Arundel whispering in your ear - but I don't think if Henry actually wanted Hal dead so much as under his firm control. Someone like Arundel might well see it as the best option going forward - remove his enemy (there's a very interesting tidbit in that Richard Courtenay's papal provision for his promotion to the bishopric of Norwich included a licence for him to be consecrated by any bishop, meaning it didn't have to be Arundel who did it - which suggests there might have been some tensions there, perhaps relating to their conflict over Arundel's attempted visitation of Oxford or between Arundel and Hal's party.)

To torture you: Courtenay extremely reluctantly giving Hal any last rites he may need in case the Dagger Incident does end fatally

Oh mannnn. I was actually poking at the thing I've been writing about the Dagger Incident and trying to determine just whether Courtenay knew about the Dagger Incident before Hal pulled it or whether he didn't know until afterwards (I think he's somewhere in the middle - he knew the gist of what Hal was planning but not the details). But man. Courtenay being the one who Hal goes to for the last rites? I'm going to go insane.

Though I might raise you a wounded Hal, post-Shrewsbury and delirious with pain, insisting that Courtenay give him last rites...

And both are like an inverse of Hal at Courtenay's death bed, where "after extreme unction, with his own hands wiped his feet and closed his eyes". I'm going to chew glass.

[tillthelandslide]

Thirst Trap : Henry Cavill Fake Instagram Post

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henrycavill:

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