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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
#woof#like self diagnosis is one thing#but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically#or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something#and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes
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tonguefucking her raphe line brings me salvation
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rb to pet prev’s head and let them know they’re a good puppy
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there’s something so interesting about how harrow is not haunted by ghosts or the paranormal but by neural networks and the craving of something you no longer remember. gideon doesn’t walk the halls as a specter but she haunts every fiber of harrows being through sheer muscle memory. the mind forgets but the body keeps the score. or something like that
#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt spoilers#harrowhark#harrow the ninth#harrow nonagesimus#gideon nav#talk about haunting a narrative WOOF#1k#????? help
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Absolutely love it when women have that little line on their belly
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im sorry some of you are too blind to realize big tits no bra is a masculine look for the ages. butches and trans men who rock this are by far gds strongest soldiers
#woof#im a lesbian whos had top surgery this is why i respect ppl who put up with that shit so so much
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Pep (c. 1923 – 1930) was a black Labrador Retriever who was falsely accused of murdering a cat. On August 31, 1924, Pep was sent to the Eastern State Penitentiary, where he received inmate number C-2559 and had his mugshot and paw prints taken. His log into the prison ledger indicates life sentence for murder, a tongue-in-cheek gesture that prompted widespread outrage. Pep was given as a gift from Maine governor Percival Baxter, to Pennsylvania governor Gifford Pinchot who was inspired by Baxters use of dogs in Maine. Pep was only brought to prison to boost inmate morale.
Upon Pep's incarceration, international newspapers seized upon the murder reported in Pep's police record and publicly declared him "cat murderer." Governor Pinchot and his wife Cornelia adamantly denied Pep's murder accusation, calling it a "slanderous and unjustified attack on his reputation" and a "wretched tale." The governor received hundreds to thousands of letters from as far as the Philippines protesting Pep's unfair incarceration and demanding Pep's freedom. Governor Pinchot assured the public that Pep was not a prisoner and lived a good life at the penitentiary running the grounds, chasing rats through prison corridors, and fulfilling his life's mission of becoming a friend to all.
He was put on a diet in 1927 because inmates gifted him too much food. When he became old and tired, he moved to the Graterford Prison Farm, where he was allowed to spend the rest of his days at the home of a retired guard who begged for leave to care for him in his old age. Pep died in May or June 1930 and was buried in a flower bed on prison grounds. A wooden marker was placed on the grave but was later swept away in a flash flood.
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being naked with your friends is really good for you. it doesn't have to be anything sexual even just like. go to a nude beach together. run through the sprinkler in ur yard giggling like you haven't since childhood. sit in a hot tub together with some drinks and bask in the hedonistic pleasure. have a diy spa day where you give each other massages, a bubble bath, a manicure. help wash each other's hair after a long day. check each other for ticks after a hike. lounge around naked when it's too humid and hot for clothes. take turns posing for figure drawing. play dress-up together. show each other ur butts and hype each other up about how hot and cute you are. do naked yoga. have a water balloon fight. do photoshoots of each other. help ur bestie take some great nudes. cuddle into each other's tits for a nap. it will heal you
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Bahamut skin for Sephiroth
#Sephiroth#FF7#FFVII#ffvii ever crisis#ff7 ever crisis#HAVE YOU SEEN CLOUD'S BAHAMUT SKIN? HE SET THE SEXY STANDARD SOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH#LIKE WOOF WOOF BARK BARK I REALLY NEED SEPHIROTH TO WEAR IT TOO
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Spock just wants to be certain that’s still his captain in there… no other reason… yknow you can never be too careful
Design inspired by @papanowo makeup and piercings were suuuch a good idea
#I think we all know what that tongue piercing is good for#imagine Spock’s reaction to it dragging btwn the webbing of his fingers#woof I need to sit down#my art#star trek#spirk#mirrorverse#mirror spirk#mirror spock#mirror kirk#spock#james t kirk#james kirk#spirk fanart#spock/kirk#jim kirk#more mirror stuff coming soon#star trek mirror universe#mirror mirror
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he really really wants a treat :9
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I’ll never stop thinking about Hugh’s slutty little waist
#oldermen#my husband#zaddy#older men do it better#aesthetic#hugh jackman x y/n#hugh jackman is daddy#hugh jackman x you#hugh jackman x reader#hugh jackman smut#hugh jackman imagines#hugh jackman#wolverine xmen#wolverine#wolverine x reader#huge jackman#bark bark woof grrr#daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry#feral for him#he’s yummy#he’s so fine#daddy af#slutty waist
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