#( 99 pls )

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[eggdrawsthings]

i just finished catching up w TBB s2 and I'm having the ✨feels✨, but I'm too bz rn so I'm resurrecting these old delusional SpecForce 99 arts circa 2021 instead :,)

[princema-k]

who up diabolicaling they box rn

(original audio here)

[crsssie]

Concept: Jaime having a lot of left over adrenaline from a fight so he fucks the reader up against the nearest wall

post-fight. - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning!)

it happens more often than Jaime admits, but less often than you complain to him about it for.

Jaime has you pressed against the back of the wall in some run-down alleyway, only half of his suit deactivated as he's rutting into you desperately, the sweat and blood still on the back of his armor, his sweat running down his sides as you cling onto his biceps for life, exhausted panting and whimpers slipping past your lips as you stare at him disappear into you with a lewd squelch each time.

"I'm sorry." He whimpers into your ear. "You just— looked so good, mi vida, I just—"

You moan as he presses his lips to yours, desperate to muffle the moans coming out of your mouth, yet wanting to keep listening to them. Maybe swallowing them would work.

It doesn't, but Jaime does get the reward of you biting his bottom lip as he feels you spasm around him, your orgasm ripping through your body as you gush around him, and Jaime only speeds up to chase after his own high, pulling from your lips to tell you how pretty you were, whimpering and moaning quietly over you, eyes raking your body to see how dazzling you were when covered in a layer of sheen from the sweat.

and when he feels his own orgasm rip through him, chest pressed to yours as he gasps into your ear, he makes sure to clean you up, tongue pressed to your you, drunk on the taste of you and him mixed together, hums from his chest shooting up your spine and causing your fingers to fly to his hair, whimpering.

and when he finishes, his suit finally comes off completely as he holds you in his arms, mumbling into your ear about how good you were for him, how he was sorry for taking the adrenaline out on you again, pressing you to his chest as he lets you fall limp in his hold and get some well-deserved rest, he presses a kiss to your forehead and takes care of the rest. After all, it's the least he can do for you.

reblogs are appreciated ( •́ω<;)✧

[lavaflowe]

The other Wukongs asked the true Gameboy master for help in beating a boss🙏 (1996 is absolutely crushing it)

[harringroveera]

What actually happened after they returned to the Byers’ house that night:

[constant-brain-fog]

This is for @wwheeljack, you are so so right Tech and Crosshair should interact more! ✨

I wholeheartedly believe Tech is Crosshair’s favourite Batcher I’m sorry but I just think they would understand each other the best

They’d be petty gossip bitches together change my mind <3

[cloned-eyes]

Bad Batch Pacific Rim AU!

(hc stuff under the cut)

AU Headcanons

two Jaeger Team originally based in New Zealand stationed in Wellington from 2017 - 2025 | in 2025 re-stationed to Hongkong

Jaegers

2017 - 2020 Blaster 99 Mark 1 (Wrecker & Crosshair) 2017 - 2025 Havoc Marauder Mark 3 (Hunter & Tech until 2020 | Wrecker & Crosshair since 2020) 2020 - 2025 Omega-1 Mark 5 (Hunter & Tech)

graduating top of their class the Bad Batch was a highly valued Pilot Squad due to their sturdyness, advanced tactical and combat skills as well as their Drift compatibility among themselves

up until 2020 they successfully protected New Zealands coastlines as well as aided the australian Team occasionally.

in 2020 a category III Kaju launched an attack on Oaro calling the Team into action

due to a technical malfunction the weapons system of the Blaster 99 went offline resulting in the destruction of the Jaeger and near death of it's pilots which was prevented due to the quick acting of the Havoc Marauder

At the end of the same year and the recovery of the second pilot team a new Jaeger was assigned to them - Omega-1

Wrecker and Crosshair are two of teh very few Pilots who survied losing a Jaeger.

While technically compatible with each other brother, the current Pilot teams profed to be the most effective

[darth-kote]

Okay officially opening this up for debate: what's the order of command for the batch? This is obviously gonna be a personal hc for everyone, as it is never mentioned in Canon (if this is not so, please feel free to correct me!)

My personal hc goes a lil smth like this: 1st is obviously Hunter.

2nd is Tech. I don't really think this needs any explaining but I'll do some for the sake of being understood: he's the computer and weapons specialist, so much of the planning falls on him. Even if he was the runt, he'd be sure to have at least three backup plans in case the first one goes awry.

3rd is Crosshair. At least before all the Empire business goes down... Crosshair is the dead center of the batch. Odd, maybe, but Crosshair can play devil's advocate like no other. He covers the blindspots even Tech doesn't plan for, and he always puts the mission on a pedestal.

4th is Wrecker bc of his love for explosives and his low impulse control. Wrecker prefers it anyway when the others put the plan together and he helps execute it perfectly; he prefers getting a snack or napping as they get all the details together. If he does have something to say or contribute, though, he isn't worried that they won't listen.

5th is Echo. As much as I wanna move Echo up, I just think Them's The Rules bc of how late he joined + being originally from another squad. This is not to say the batch don't love and appreciate him!! In fact, Echo feels it himself and is used to having someone higher than him (hence his eventual leaving to rejoin Rex). Oh also, in some sick and twisted corner of my mind he battles with being a reg and being "defective". Like he doesn't know where he belongs, and this is heightened even more after Skako Minor. I think you can see him struggling to feel like he belongs throughout his character arc. At least from what I have seen so far. Plus without Fives, life is just hard to maneuver.

This is just the chain of command I have in my head, and I'm excited to hear what others hc their order to be!

[moonstrider9904]

Something that breaks my heart but that I also like at the same time is that we know this isn't going to be a smooth reunion. Hunter and Wrecker were wary of Crosshair the moment they saw him - as much as I love Crosshair, I do recognize that it's warranted and valid. S1 me probably would have raged but Crosshair was a dangerous adversary. It makes sense for Wrecker and Hunter to want to keep their distance a bit.

Things are going to be said. Difficult truths are going to be thrown in either direction. But among that, I really hope that the brothers are capable of telling each other "I messed up, I missed you."

[bu99erfly]

NEW WOMAN (2024) LISA & ROSALÍA, directed by Dave Meyers

[hetluv]

ugh i need him so baddd

[acentrics]

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[girl-named-matty]

Me when I see some of the NPC's: Mhmm yup, they're hot. Me when I see people's MC's: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🤭🤭

[jinxedshapeshifter]

Decided to look up the requirements to get into law school because I was curious since Edgeworth started as a prosecutor when he was 20, and in America you need to get a bachelor's degree then do 3 years of law school, meaning it takes 7 years in America to become a lawyer (this is the same for Germany, if you don't know why I brought this up... idk what to tell you).

So if we go off this:

Miles would've had to start going to school to become a prosecutor when he was 13

Phoenix would've had to start going to school to become a lawyer at 17 (which we know isn't the case but we're disregarding that for now. Also this is entirely possible in the US but not common)

Franziska would've had to start going to school for law when she was 5

Now the obvious explanation is "as long as someone in the Ace Attorney universe takes some law classes and can pass the bar exam, they can become a lawyer" because that's essentially what Phoenix did, but I think the funnier option is that Miles started his education for law at 13, Phoenix started at 16, and Franziska started at 5 both to spite Miles (who had likely started whatever bachelor's degree he decided to go for at that point) and because she was just that determined to become a prosecutor (and I'm sure being a law prodigy helped).

[lumity-rights]

isabel larosa……u can’t do this to me