#( ❜ ◆ ┇ CERTIFIED NUTSO. )

[quinfamy]

harley is the sort of person who will act like she's on death's door when she has a sniffle , dramatically delivering her goodbyes and expecting your muse to wait on her hand and foot , but when she's seriously injured and in trouble , she'll try to downplay it and wave it off with a joke .

[patientloved]

#PATIENTLOVED. face it, harl. this stinks! you're a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. at what point did my life go looney tunes? how did it happen? who's to blame?

[revellious]

Listen. To. Me. I had not opened the chat with my best girl friends for thirty one (31) weeks and they are sad and disappointed and they have missed me and today the three of us spent several hours cuddled up under one blankie on my couch and we went back to the start of APRIL (it is NOVEMBER) to when I last interacted in chat and watched hours of reels together and the point of it all is girl friends who will spend their Saturday afternoon helping you with a thing that it is Certifiably Nutso™ by which to be overwhelmed. Good love exists and it lives in your besties

[deathb1ooms]

in harley's horror verse there is no mistah j. she was obsessed with the joker, another well known serial killer, but not sexually or to the point that she created herself in his image. she decided that she wanted to find her own way in the world of horror. she bleached her own hair because she felt that fit her better than the washed out brunette that she had been. she painted her face with smudged makeup trends not jester face paint. and she never wears the jester suit. instead, she wears leathers and corsets and fishnets. her hair, while pig tailed most of the time, is dyed red and black at the ends.

every verse for her, but specifically the horror verse, is like a mixture of btas harley and baby firefly. harley is ruthless and doesn't care about human life ― hers or anyone else's. she enjoys playing with people's psyche in order to study them while she tortures and eventually kills them. harley is not fun and harmless. please don't forget she is certifiably nutso.

since I don't follow any dc blogs over here, her main verse is the horror verse and that is my go ― to unless otherwise requested.

photos for visual reference?

[ppperlasz]

GOING INSAAANE AHHAHAHAHAHANABAHAHAAFAAFFAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHABAHAHNAAGHIING IINSSSAENNEEE ISANANEEE INSASAANNEE GOING INSAAANNNENENENENNE HAHAHAHAHAWNHAHAHAHBABAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAANWHWHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ISNAANNEE INSAANNEE INSANNE GOING INSANNEEE INSANNE INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE in·sane

/inˈsān/

adjective

adjective: insane

1.

in a state of mind which prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

"he had gone insane"

Similar:

mentally ill

severely mentally disordered

of unsound mind

certifiable

psychotic

schizophrenic

mad

mad as a hatter

mad as a March hare

deranged

demented

out of one's mind

out of one's head

not in one's right mind

sick in the head

unhinged

unbalanced

unstable

disturbed

crazed

crazy

hysterical

non compos mentis

sectionable

raving mad

stark raving mad

not all there

bonkers

cracked

bats

cuckoo

loony

loopy

nuts

nutty

nutty as a fruitcake

screwy

bananas

off one's rocker

off one's head

off one's chump

off one's nut

off the wall

around the bend

crackers

barmy

batty

barking

barking mad

stark staring mad

off one's trolley

round the twist

as daft as a brush

not the full shilling

away with the fairies

buggy

nutsy

nutso

out of one's tree

wacko

squirrelly

bushed

porangi

Opposite:

sane

(of an action or quality) characterized or caused by madness.

"his eyes glowing with insane fury"

in a state of extreme annoyance or distraction.

"a fly whose buzzing had been driving me insane"

Similar:

mad

crazy

angry

annoyed

irritated

cross

vexed

exasperated

incensed

enraged

aggravated

hot under the collar

foaming at the mouth

spare

crackers

Opposite:

calm

(of an action or policy) extremely foolish; irrational or illogical.

"she had an insane desire to giggle"

Similar:

extremely foolish

idiotic

stupid

silly

senseless

nonsensical

pointless

absurd

ridiculous

ludicrous

farcical

laughable

preposterous

weird

bizarre

fatuous

inane

imbecilic

moronic

asinine

mindless

harebrained

half-baked

ill-conceived

impracticable

untenable

implausible

unreasonable

irrational

illogical

unrealistic

unthinkable

crazy

mad

off beam

way out

full of holes

cock-eyed

daft

barmy

potty

Opposite:

sensible

2.

INFORMAL•US

shocking; outrageous.

"they were making insane amounts of money"

astonishingly good or impressive; amazing.

"those burritos are insane with the lime sauce"in·sane

/inˈsān/

adjective

adjective: insane

1.

in a state of mind which prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

"he had gone insane"

Similar:

mentally ill

severely mentally disordered

of unsound mind

certifiable

psychotic

schizophrenic

mad

mad as a hatter

mad as a March hare

deranged

demented

out of one's mind

out of one's head

not in one's right mind

sick in the head

unhinged

unbalanced

unstable

disturbed

crazed

crazy

hysterical

non compos mentis

sectionable

raving mad

stark raving mad

not all there

bonkers

cracked

bats

cuckoo

loony

loopy

nuts

nutty

nutty as a fruitcake

screwy

bananas

off one's rocker

off one's head

off one's chump

off one's nut

off the wall

around the bend

crackers

barmy

batty

barking

barking mad

stark staring mad

off one's trolley

round the twist

as daft as a brush

not the full shilling

away with the fairies

buggy

nutsy

nutso

out of one's tree

wacko

squirrelly

bushed

porangi

Opposite:

sane

(of an action or quality) characterized or caused by madness.

"his eyes glowing with insane fury"

in a state of extreme annoyance or distraction.

"a fly whose buzzing had been driving me insane"

Similar:

mad

crazy

angry

annoyed

irritated

cross

vexed

exasperated

incensed

enraged

aggravated

hot under the collar

foaming at the mouth

spare

crackers

Opposite:

calm

(of an action or policy) extremely foolish; irrational or illogical.

"she had an insane desire to giggle"

Similar:

extremely foolish

idiotic

stupid

silly

senseless

nonsensical

pointless

absurd

ridiculous

ludicrous

farcical

laughable

preposterous

weird

bizarre

fatuous

inane

imbecilic

moronic

asinine

mindless

harebrained

half-baked

ill-conceived

impracticable

untenable

implausible

unreasonable

irrational

illogical

unrealistic

unthinkable

crazy

mad

off beam

way out

full of holes

cock-eyed

daft

barmy

potty

Opposite:

sensible

2.

INFORMAL•US

shocking; outrageous.

"they were making insane amounts of money"

astonishingly good or impressive; amazing.

"those burritos are insane with the lime sauce"

[snowbunnytrick]

wait lmfao i’m desperate to know more about patrick loving insane women. where can i find more info on this 🕵🏻‍♀️

unfortunately this is another bit of a “dude just trust me” situation but angie, lexi, and ally (the three major/confirmed people of interest) are Uhhhh. not exactly stable people. angie in particular was a single mom who was 30 and spending a ton of time on edtwt and sent him rape threats after their relationship (as it were) ended. lexi has posted some truly nutso shit on reddit under virtuallyvegan, lots of conspiracy talk and how her brain and body were permanently altered from lyme disease. and again i’m sorry that i don’t have the proof on me 😭🙏 it’s dicey as to what i am and am not allowed to share regarding the situation and most of the discussion sticks to friends and friends of friends in the discord server i’m in. but it’s easy to find lexi’s posts under the virtuallyvegan username at the very least. basically my point is that patrick is way too horny for his own good and due to his combined daddy/mommy issues he can only fuck certified nutcases. (not saying that about elisa tho, that poor woman doesn’t need to be dragged into any of this and frankly i just don’t know enough about her to be able to make any judgement on her. nor do i want to)

[cryptic-paw]

Certified Nutso

I had forgotten until now

It had started to fade away

It was almost gone

Until I was reminded that

I can never shed it

He gave me it once

And now he’s helped to reclaim it

The laughter

The voices

The call of the Brink

With nothing but his words

I was hiding, he said

Trapped, he said

I was

Clawing

And

Clawing

Desperate to reach the surface again

Yearning to act my malice

Screaming in my head

He reminded me who I am

Let me have the knife

Wide-eyed and smiling

I saw it through

I drove it through the victim’s skull

My first in a long time

The crunching and oozing brought me

Pleasure

And I could see his face lovingly

Mine imitating his

My trust in him

His trust in me

Restored

I was no one but his

His gorgeous face was all mine

We fought opposed

Those who would suppress us

Let the blood fly

Beads of my heart

Splattering on his pristine jaw

Dancing among the dead

Spinning and spinning but never dizzy

Guns held to our temples

My finger on his

And his itchy finger on mine

We smile a last moment

We squeeze

Simultaneous fire

But we do not die

Living as we were dead

Dead, yet still living

Tell me again

How beautiful you think I am

[crypticpawpoems]

Certified Nutso

I had forgotten until now

It had started to fade away

It was almost gone

Until I was reminded that

I can never shed it

He gave me it once

And now he’s helped to reclaim it

The laughter

The voices

The call of the Brink

With nothing but his words

I was hiding, he said

Trapped, he said

I was

Clawing

And

Clawing

Desperate to reach the surface again

Yearning to act my malice

Screaming in my head

He reminded me who I am

Let me have the knife

Wide-eyed and smiling

I saw it through

I drove it through the victim’s skull

My first in a long time

The crunching and oozing brought me

Pleasure

And I could see his face lovingly

Mine imitating his

My trust in him

His trust in me

Restored

I was no one but his

His gorgeous face was all mine

We fought opposed

Those who would suppress us

Let the blood fly

Beads of my heart

Splattering on his pristine jaw

Dancing among the dead

Spinning and spinning but never dizzy

Guns held to our temples

My finger on his

And his itchy finger on mine

We smile a last moment

We squeeze

Simultaneous fire

But we do not die

Living as we were dead

Dead, yet still living

Tell me again

How beautiful you think I am

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[chaoticjoke]

"Soo brave, aren't we?" he muttered under his breath, the corner of his mouth curling into a smirk. Oh, he'd make it look like a masterpiece.

Joker's gaze darkened even more, head tilted slightly to the side as he studied her, like an artist would look at his painting, only Joker's canvas was human skin and it seemed like the blonde was willingly offering it for him to... autograph. She really was crazy, now wasn't she? Or was she just so desperate for his attention, his presence, his touch? Such a broken little thing.

The Joker stood up, purple-gloved hands grabbing the blonde's right upper arm in a deadly vice grip. There was no going back now. Trapped.

What was he going to carve on that porcelain white skin? 'Bonkers'? No. 'Nutso'? Also no. 'Certified lunatic'? Maybe. 'Not playing with a full deck'? Too much work, too messy, wouldn't survive. What to pick oh what to pick. So many possibilities.

"Now, buckle up, buttercup, this is gonna hurt like hell."

@apphrodite

There was obviously some hesitance shown in her demeanour for sure, but as crazy as she indeed, was, she had somewhat gave in to his own... hospitality of inviting her over.

She was making a huge bloody mistake.

With a small huff that escaped her crimson smeared lips, her expression had then matched with his - "Well I ain't aiming for an accomplishment Mr! So let me decide that shit..." Came her bite, scanning him from head to toe once more before his intrigued response had the blonde lured in - Just like fucking bait.

"Ooooh! Fancy! I get a badge of honor?" She suddenly hopped towards him, hands entwined with one another as if she was some sort of feline playing with a new toy. "Can you make it real pretty??"

She avoided his darkened gaze that would normally strike fear in some humans, but Becky was different, she had been tormented long enough to really give a damn, even if whatever he had planned was.... bad, she would just become oblivious, for she lost all care anyway.

@chaoticjoke

[cyancherub]

SORRY I DIED EARLIER i’ll answer more asks soon!!!

[quinfamy]

♡   —   STUDY .     ››     harley  &  combat .

          harley’s  preferred  fighting  style  is  best  described  as  something  of  a  spectacle  .    it’s  flashy   ,   it’s  skillful  and  it’s  very  distinctly  harley  .     whilst  she  is  stronger  than  the  average  woman   ,   i  think  it’s  fair  to  say  that  a  lot  of  the  opponents  she  goes  up  against  are  of  equal  or  greater  strength      —      what  she  has  over  them  though  is  speed   ,   agility  and  balance   ,   so  these  are  the  skills  she  focuses  on  .     as  a  trained  gymnast   ,   she  takes  full  advantage  of  her  acrobatic  abilities   ,   peppering  her  combat  with  elaborate  flips   ,   jumps  and  spins      —      i  always  say  that  watching  her  fight  is  like  having  a  front  row  seat  to  the  world’s  most  violent  cirque  du  soleil  performance  .  

          but  it’s  not  just  hand  -  to  -  hand  you  need  to  worry  about  with  harley   ,   you’ve  also  got  her  vast  arsenal  of  weaponry  to  contend  with  .     her  most  favoured  weapon  is  definitely  her  trusty  mallet   ,   though  she  often  will  carry  a  sidearm  too   ,   most  frequently  a  modified  pop  gun      —      but  she  certainly  knows  her  way  around  all  kinds  of  firearms   ,   from  pistols  and  machine  guns  to  bazookas  and  grenade  launchers  .     other  weapons  she  may  carry  include  baseball  bats   ,   exploding   jack  -  in  -  the  -  boxes   ,   laughing  gas  canisters   and  cupcake  grenades  .     she’s  nothing  if  not  prepared  .

          now   ,   as  someone  whose  actions  are  more  often  than  not  driven  by  her  emotions   ,   harley’s  mood  can  and  will  have  an  effect  on  her  fighting  style  .    when  she’s  her  usual  bubbly  self   ,   she’ll  taunt  her  opponent  with  jokes   ,   quips   and  witty  banter   ,   grinning  from  ear  to  ear  as  she  takes  them  down  .    when  she’s  pissed  however   ,   she  can  be  brutal  .     while  i  don’t  pull  a  whole  lot  from  the  dceu   ,   i  think  the  suicide  squad   (  2021  )   demonstrated  this  well      —      when  harley  is  out  for  blood   ,   she’s  ruthless   ,   killing  her  opponents  violently  and  efficiently  .

[revup]

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘.      →      𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗒  𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗇  &  𝗁𝖾𝗋  𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉  𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁  𝗁𝖾𝗋  𝗁𝗒𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗌  .

         bud  and  lou    ,    named  for  the  popular  comedy  duo  composed  of  bud  abbott  and  lou  costello    ,    are  a  pair  of  spotted  hyenas  owned  by  harley  quinn  .    affectionately  dubbed  ’  the  babies  ’    ,    bud  and  lou  are  the  apple  of  harley’s  eye  and  the  feeling  is  mutual  .    both  hyenas  are  extremely  loyal  to  their  owner    ,    often  assisting  her  in  her  schemes  and  defending  her  wherever  necessary  .    similarly    ,    they  are  both  well  -  trained  and  will  obey  harley’s  orders  without  any  trouble    ;    often  she  can  command  them  to  attack  with  merely  a  whistle  or  a  simple  call  of  their  names  .    while  affectionate  towards  their  master    ,      they  may  be  more  wary  of  others  if  a  rapport  has  not  been  built    ,    though  largely  they  will  not  be  threatening  or  antagonistic  towards  anyone  who  has  harley’s  seal  of  approval  .    

         various  attempts  have  been  made  to  steal  bud  and  lou  over  the  years    ,    either  by  greedy  criminals  looking  to  make  a  pretty  penny  selling  them  as  exotic  animals  or  by  those  who  hold  a  grudge  against  harley  ,  the  latter  knowing  that  harming  the  hyenas  is  a  surefire  way  to  hit  her  where  it  hurts  .    it  goes  without  saying  but  harley  does  not  take  kindly  to  anyone  attempting  to  steal  or  hurt  her  babies    —      doing  so  is  inadvisable  unless  you  have  a  death  wish  .

[clownzel]

❝     i’m        boreeeeeeeeeed !     ❞             dramatic        huff   ,     shoulders        fall .             could        she        be        any        more        theatrical ?             nope .             baby        blues        glance        up        at        @seraophic​   ,     rouged        lips        forming        a        pout .             ❝        i        need        a        victim   ,     a        mind        to        pry        apart        .....        and        spit        in .     ❞

[gotclowned]

📂

Harley is a little bit of a dinosaur when it comes to technology, meaning that she has no idea how it works and has little intention of finding out - she just kind of views robots and the Internet as magic. However, anything magical absolutely fascinates her. She absolutely loves anything technical, admires anyone who can hack into stuff and work cables until things just function.

That doesn’t mean that she’s helpless, though.

Also, Harley is somehow really good with technology, despite not understanding it a ton. She will get past security systems and sneak her number into your phone without ever being detected. Most might say it’s dumb luck. But there’s more to it. She’s Harley Quinn after all.

[beenclowned]

tag dump!

[chaoticbore]

IC tags

°. ♚ ⁞ a certified nutso shrink. ›› harley quinn. °. ♚ ⁞ dancing on the edge of the world. ›› harley : comic visage. °. ♚ ⁞ i am more than a pretty little doll. ›› harley : replies. °. ♚ ⁞ i am quite vexing you know. ›› harley : answers. °. ♚ ⁞ method to her madness. ›› harley : aesthetic. °. ♚ ⁞ tortured soul crying out for acceptance. ›› harley : headcanon. °. ♚ ⁞ hopelessly in love. ›› harley : bait. °. ♚ ⁞ give me a charm that is irresistible. ›› harley : desires. °. ♚ ⁞ wild promiscuous design. ›› harley : closet. °. ♞ ⁞  once upon a dream. ›› masterlist.