#( ☕ ) … asks !

[wraith-latte-art]

Trying to impress the Champion of the Undersea… do you think it’s working?

(Transcript under the cut!)

Spoken —

Gillion: Have any pets?

Chip: Girls likes sensitive guys, right?

Chip: Uh- a cat!

Gillion: What is his name?!

Chip: Girls also likes tough guys

Chip: Uuh missile launcher

[welivetodream]

*ADA DURING AN EMERGENCY*

Kunikida: quick where's Dazai, we need him

Kenji: he isn't here, he went home

Tankizaki: let me call him

Kunikida: he's not answering

Ranpo: Osamu has a habit of not answering calls when he's drinking

Yosano: where's Atsushi?

Kunikida: Junichiro and I called him so many times what makes you think Dazai will answer him?

Yosano: cuz he's Atsushi? Everyone is wrapped around his little finger

Kunikida: that's not true---

Atsushi: ---hello, Dazai-san?

Dazai: hey, Atsushi kun~ Why did you call ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

Kunikida: .....

[amarriageoftrueminds]

When you think about it it's actually so weird how every Cap movie is like 'so here is our protagonist Steve who wants to go to war to fight Nazis and here he is talking to his male soldier friend which could mean nothi-but he's only not dating a woman right now because he's an incel virgin, OKAY?? if he doesn't have a girl currently then it must be because he was trying and failing!! it was the disability cooties!! or maybe he's just a monk! those are the only two options!! and if all women want him, well- uhhh- he's too busy, alright??? He is not going to that museum to see Men it's because there's a Woman!! He's single because of Work! the passage of time!! not for any Other reasons!! all perfectly straight explanations!! he totally would be doing straight shit right now but he just can't because of COMPLETELY UNSUSPICIOUS REASONS!! OKAY???'

[expiredsoda]

Hey 👋 idk if you’re still doing doodle requests but if so can we get Roz and Longneck hanging out? Maybe having a chat or something? I think they deserved to be friends. Thank you for your time!

momma having a chat with her son's mentor

scenerio where he did survive the migration and come back to gossip about bright bill at the nesting ground...

[theholderofthe7swords]

Look at all this cute art i drew of you!

Don't mind the begining nor ending with the same color I'm not plotting anything :3

Also, I know this might have already been asked or something..

But do you hate your creation? Truly?...

" PAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME TO IGNORE IT AND EXPECT ME TO DO SO??? ??

Anyway no, i don't. That's who hates, not me. "

[deerboybreeder]

You wake up one morning finding yourself tied to large post on a barn wall. Milkers attached to your udders. Your cunt used while you were passed out and plugged up to ensure your impregnation took. If not it’s ok. We will continue to rape you until it does.

💙☕️

I might be a little scared at first, but I know why I exist for! In the end I'll be thankful someone finally decided to put me in my place and use me for what I can produce ❤️ I really hope one day I get kidnapped and put in this position...

[lxcke]

hi here’s a quick sketch of your clown guy

Jingles approved!

[sanelyinsaneshadowx2-0]

Ooooh I like the new theme

Born to say I know, forced to say Thank you.

Kidding. Thank you for your approval, american boy.

[teaandcheckmates]

☕// Something funny about this whole rp blog is me hyperfocusing to sound like an 1800's male (I'm a perfectionist even though I know my wording is far from perfect-) and others using emojis and modern slang for some characters LMAO ( no hate, of course it's hilarious)

[lavenderscented-stories]

Hello and welcome ! It’s great to see another x reader account on here:D Hope that you will have a good day in the fandom

Nonetheless, may I request some romantic Rocket x reader from you ?

Hello! It's an absolute pleasure and I'm glad to have received such a warm welcome, I assume you simply want general headcanons. Be warned that since I am newer to PHIGHTING! this may be a tad out of character, but I appreciate the ask nonetheless.

~ Will try to impress you by doing stupid things with his gear ~ "HEY LOOK HOW FAR I CAN SHOOT MYSELF :D" "what- no no nO NO WAIT-" ~ Safe to say that for his sake you need to keep this man on a LEASH ~ WILL tackle hug you ~ Sees you on the other side of the Crossroads and immediately RUSHES towards you while yelling your name ~ This man is SMITTEN ~ Just likes watching you sometimes with barely contained excitement ~ Cuteness aggression whenever he sees you ~ Rants about you soooo much to Sword & Zuka WHENEVER he gets the chance ~ It's YOU!! And he LOVES- no ADORES you!!! And oh my SFOTH how did he get so LUCKY??? ~ Randomly appears out of nowhere and asks to go out with you (was this how he asked you out the first time? Maybe...) ~ You guys go out A LOT and he loves spending time with you (this dudes love language is quality time istg-) ~ Tries to be flirty and suave but always trips up (both figuratively and literally) ~ ABSOLUTELY holds the door and does the whole "after you" thing ~ If you're also a PHIGHTER then you're a DEADLY duo ~ If you guys are on opposing teams he STRUGGLES between either leaving you completely alone or focusing on you ~ That's his beloved :((( how could he hurt them??? But SFOTH it would be funny... ~ Goes behind enemy lines to give you a little kissy and runs away (he's never been caught and it's always a jumpscare for you) ~ Glued to your side if you guys are on the same team ~ Will pay as much attention to your health as possible (if only he did that for himself smh-) ~ After phights you both go to a cafe or something similar and wind down from the chaos ~ He absolutely adores you, you have no idea.

[oopsiedaisydeer]

what movie/film couples would each au pair be??

I feel like a lot of my aus are inspired by movies or TV shows, but for the few that aren't.... here u go:

almostlove!au - sexhotline!reader x goldenboy!chris: jesse and celine from before sunrise

hallwaycrush!au - hallwaycrush!chris: patrick verona from 10 things i hate about you

emergency!au - barista!thomas x nurse!nick: adrian and deran from animal kingdom (tv show but still)

emergency!au - doctor!reader x firefighter!matt: hermione and ron from harry potter

emergency!au - detective!reader x detective!chris: han and leia from star wars (or peraltiago but that's TV shdbdbdb)

compromise!au - rose!reader x matt sturniolo: mia and sebastian from la la land

returntosender!au - longlostlove!reader x postman!chris: rosie and alex from love rosie

thank u sm for this ask !!!

[colorfem]

Was out thrifting and this man was calling another woman a whore and "play" beating her with a cloth and he said that's why women should stay at home so that men like him don't flirt with her and he just kept on berating her and she was laughing and him and other men were calling her all sorts of slurs

I know that if she was saying he was gay as a joke she would have been savaged and if she said that's not funny they would gaslight her into saying its a joke

I hate these losers

i hope they get hit by a bus

[pennotfound]

Maybe as a writing prompt: dnf going on road trip and their car breakes down

Started writing the drabble for this one and almost 1500 words later I was done (totally surprised - I've been a little blocked and didn't think I had it in me!) Thanks for the prompt Tea, this was really fun to write!

what a road trip

chapter 1 - paved with memories

DNF, friends to lovers, road trips, car problems, idiots in love, 1475 words, rated Teen

Read on ao3 here!

[theholderofthe7swords]

Did you know Builderman has a son? The kid's name is Kasper, but he goes by Infected now.

" ...I think you have the wrong universe "

[flipfliqyaoi]

hello hii helloo i am here now

ik it's not canon but liek,,,can i see this in ur style pleaaassseee (you don't have to if you dont wanna ^^)

I love that animation with all my heart I'm gonna strangle them both. Why are they silly shaped

This was super fun to draw!! First HTF fanart in ages... Check out my new style gang

[jessythebunny]

Hello, I have a question: For the steam team (from 1 to 12), how tall are they exactly?

Oh, I forgot to mention the height, well sometimes I get confused with how tall each one of them is, so I decided to put one last update on the height of the engines!

💙°.•Thomas•.°💙: 5’11ft-180cm

💙°.•Edward•.°💙: 6’11ft-210cm

💚°.•Henry•.°💚: 7’1ft-214cm

💙°.•Gordon•.°💙: 7’11ft-241cm

❤°.•James•.°❤: 6’11ft-210cm

💚°.•Percy•.°💚: 5’9ft-175cm

🤎°.•Toby•.°🤎: 6’0ft-182cm

💚°.•Duck•.°💚: 6’1ft-185cm

🖤°.•Donald•.°🖤: 6’11ft-210cm

🖤°.•Douglas•.°🖤: 6’11ft-210cm

💚°.•Oliver•.°💚: 6’1ft-185cm

🩶°.•Toad•.°🩶: 5’0ft-152cm

💚°.•Emily•.°💚: 6’9ft-205cm

And if you're curious or want to see more, here is their height chart (there's alot of mistakes just ignore them;-;):

I'll link it in the pinned post so everyone can find it!!