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Me: "If you're going to do something, either do it legally or do it sneakily. ;)"
Some of y'all: "Is this? Boot licking?"
#if you literally make a business of publicizing your illegal activity#then getting caught is kind of a#'yeah that'll happen'#at most
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percy praying to his allegedly deceased mother, vowing that he'll make his absentee father acknowledge and see them both in all of their glory versus percy reaching olympus and the first question his asks his father upon meeting him for the first time is in regards to his mother, and by association, himself.
#yeah the show makes promises that'll pay off#but it's in between the lines so i only notice it days after it happens#oh well#better late than never i guess#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#percy jackson#sally jackson#poseidon#sally raised him right
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I just had a dark humor au thought (which was more of a quantum leap into the writers' room, bc this seems like a joking pitch) where during the attack on Sammy's ranch, Ben or Darius ends up in the barn and sees one of the Atrociraptors munching on Bessie's calf.
It's one of those things that would be tonally in-line with the dog being eaten in Jaws or The Lost World (Spielberg...), though a little more horrific. Too horrific, in fact, and mean-spirited, but Sammy did drop that verbal mention earlier in what would have been a perfect setup.
Obviously, doing that would have not just been too mean for a kid's show and probably violated some rules or another (which is why I'm sure someone jokingly pitched it), but it would also have required more assets...you would want a distressed Bessie, and one cow probably means other cows, so now you have to animate a bunch of cows, you need your silhouette of a dead calf, all sorts of stuff.
So instead, they just killed Carl.
#I don't know if this was ACTUALLY something that happened but it does seem like an effective Batman Decapitation Gambit#“Hey what if we kill Bessie?”#“No that's mean....what if we give Bessie a CALF and kill that?”#“That's meaner. I love it.”#“Yeah they won't let us do it...how about we give Sammy a neighbor and kill them?”#“That'll work. Probably have to make them mean.”#jwct#chaos theory#jurassic world: chaos theory#as it stands now the baby just needs to be cared for by Sammy's family or some other neighboring rancher#Sammy's herd's adopted#....really need an episode or fic where Sammy stresses out about ALL THE FARMWORK SHE'S NOT DOING NOW#cows ain't gonna milk themselves!!!!!!!#house is gonna get varmints!#her food supplies!#her MORTGAGE#she's an ADULT
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no literally this is how its been the last couple weeks
#leaving the call center to start a job that'll give me a 'maybe rent an apartment' level pay increase and a 4 day weekend#antidepressants may or may not be working but I've been able to engage with my biggest hobby in a way that's been difficult for months#got a guitar so now i have ANOTHER hobby I'm having fun getting started in and not being discouraged when I'm not good at it right away#yknow for once. unlike i usually am with everything i try to do#and using a lot more of my second language and realizing that im actually pretty decent at it so i have a new motivation for practice again#also i was just luxuriating yesterday in the fact that i went a whole couple of weeks without any Fucking Things happening#you know how adulthood is just one Fucking Thing after another and every time you finally put out one fire theres like 3 more#well for the first time i went like 2 full weeks without any Fucking Things happening i got to just live my damn life.#so yeah things in late January were actually going really good for me as long as i don't remember every few minutes that#i and my community are at the center of the culture war and being directly targeted by several evil regimes around the world.#avpost
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ok im BACK hi
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Varl: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Aloy: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Varl: How so? Aloy: It makes holes.
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Aloy: We have a problem. Sylens: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Aloy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Elisabet’ Beta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’
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Alva to Kotallo: Turn that frown upside-down! *a little while later* Alva: What are you doing? Kotallo, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down��, but it’s not working .
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Erend: Dumbest scar stories, go! Zo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Aloy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Alva: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Erend: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Beta: I have emotional scars.
#“Person D: It’s not that I don’t trust Person E. I just... don't trust their impulse control.” who goes in this i need help#elisabet could also be replaced with varl canon-wise i just liked it with her there lol. my goofy little au i live in#kotallo with his one arm lmfao#i'd be impressed tbh#he did climb a mountain with one arm though. soooo...#horizon forbidden west#horizon forbidden west incorrect quotes#hfw#hfw incorrect quotes#horizon zero dawn#horizon zero dawn incorrect quotes#hzd#hzd incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#fable's quotes#i have a pending drafts of the clouds in burning shores but i don't have enough pictures of. clouds. yet#so#yeah#that'll be happening sometime in like 9 years lol
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Ianto 'Have some fucking mercy' Jones, you will always be (in)famous
#i will never get over how Owen and Gwen just shove him off the pavement stone the moment they can#love adrenaline because Ianto racing toward the entrance in undoubtedly dress shoes and still outrunning everyone else#'I'll watch you suffer and die.'#yeah don't worry that'll happen quite often#torchwood#ianto Jones#captain jack harkness#Jack Harkness
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obviously they won't say anything about it because they only comment on things that are nonsensical, but even kcarats are mad about this collab so i do wonder if they'll end up saying anything or will just act stupid lmfao
#like at a certain point you gotta address it#you can't simply brush off every valid criticism as just ''haters''#like don't post a video of you fanboying over the fuckass in prob hopes of fans going omggg his dream came true#i often think artists don't owe their fans anything in terms of music their time and privacy#but they do owe fans some respect and being linked with this dude for sure is not it lmao#like were they truly expecting for their fanbase who is mainly female to be liek yaaay a song with a dude that hates women!! so fun!!#ah so sorry i'm just still so annoyed will be annoyed for a while#thought about getting back into giffing them this month but yeah i don't think that'll happen#not that anyone cares i could deactivate and people wouldn't notice LMFAO#yeah idk it's just shitty i get liking an artist and not knowing anything about them truly me with so many#but when you're gonna collab when you're gonna basically invite them to be a part of your brand your project....#you need to be a little more careful about it and think is this going to alienate my already existing fanbase#is this someone that i want to be associated with basically#b.txt
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Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!
#silm#silmarillion#second age#ar pharazon#reverse gondolin au#(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal)#this au has consumed my life#on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time#seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea#whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold#black/gold black hole shelob!!#and prince elrond is super finwiony looking#also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun#but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor#so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen#then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult#but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support#and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King#(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry)#-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though#the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic#also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of#a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor#b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel#c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls#the dead guys aren't too much of a problem#but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens#or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness#and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.
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nothing like wondering 'why did my dough not rise at all. nothing was expired' and looking up reasons & solutions only to be hit with 'you left it to rise at room temp in a cool kitchen during midwest winter' to really remind me that yeah I am a novice at baking.
#IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE LIKE. I FUSSED WITH THE WATER TEMP#BECAUSE THE RECIPE SPECIFIES A TEMP RANGE FOR THE WATER#AND I THOUGHT 'OH IF IT'S TOO HOT PROBABLY BAD FOR YEAST'#BUT I DID NOT THINK OF THE OPPOSITE: TOO COLD#AND YEAH THE ROOM'S TOO COLD#anyway I'm using one of the solutions I found to try seeing if that'll make it rise#and if not it's going in the oven anyway and I'll just see what happens
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Some thoughts about arcane season 2 so far. Spoilers
So, the first 6 episodes. The animation and models are excellent, the choreography for the battle scenes is amazing. But I do have some problems.
First of all the opening. It's definitely not as good as the s01 opening. It's the same song but with less interesting visuals. It's both using the 'normal' models of the characters and reusing the old song, making it objectively a worse one, with nothing new to add. It definitely has It's moments tho.
Episodes 4 and 5 felt very rushed, the plot was moving too fast for the series to keep up.
I don't really like Mel's arc so far, it feels undercooked. Kinda boring and lowkey predictable. Hope that changes because she's one of my favorite characters.
Isha. I wanted to like her, I really did. Her sacrifice in the end of ep6 felt unearned and unemotional (it was emotional but only because of Jinx, Vi and Vander, at least for me). She was definitely a bit of a nothing character. Maybe if she was introduced better to the story? Like how she accidentally falls on Jinx on that scene, what if instead of that she did it on purpose. She saw someone was passing through and deliberately fallen on top of them and it just turned out to be Jinx. Little things like that would have made her feel more like a natural character in the series rather than someone deliberately added in there to push the plot forward. (I also understand why she fell accidentally but still)...
Caitlyn did a whole 180 at some point between act1 and act2. Yes there was a timeskip but it felt too sudden (here's one example when a few more episodes would have benefitted the show more).
A lot of important character development and growth moments happen off screen actually. I don't like that.
It felt a bit too cruel to bring Vander back only to kill him again. So much angst (not really a critique of the show, just an observation).
Vi is thankfully one of the best parts of the show still. Ambessa as well. And thank God they made Ekko more of a character this season too.
I'm a little lost with the timeline (my fault honestly). I just can't place together when the events from the first few minutes of s01ep01 take place.
Overall the writing quality has decreased from s01. The episodes are great on first watch but with almost 0 rewatchability. Too many loose ends, I honestly don't know how they'll tie them up in a satisfying way.
So, so far season 2 leaves lots to be desired. I really hope this changes but we only have 3 episodes left. Feel free to tell me your opinion about s02.
#I don't like being negative all the time (lies I do like it) but I'm being harsh because I loved s01. best animated series I've seen#I want it to be better. my critisism comes from a place of love and betrayal#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#not art#text#also random but I swear Ekko and Heimerdinger are gonna come out of the arcane and Heimerdinger is gonna be a teen while Ekko 7 years older#yeah that'll happen
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trying to psych myself up to finally do oc refs by doing fandom-related refs instead: volume 1
wanted to update my yuma from whatever tf this au is so he was a bit more unique... takes inspo from a lot of different things while also trying to be its own sorta thing? which is fitting given the au ;)
bonus chibi now that i'm also figuring out how tf to do chibis lol:
#my art lol#synth v yuma#yuma synthv#synth v#synthv fanart#synthesizer v#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#YES I KNOW ITS DIFFERENT but at this rate its the umbrella tag. all vsynth shit goes under there just like on main 😔#sorry for the annoyign watermarks i just dont want this to get stolennn/traced it'll b my joker arc. is2g#like thats never happened to me before as far as i know but now that my art is getting 'better' i begin to get scared that it will happen#if my fanart got stolen i'd def sting a little yeah but not hurt AS bad as if someone stole my original shit. THAT would hurt#one of many reasons why i post less personal oc stuffs. although as mentioned above i AM in an oc mood so i wanna draw em maybe...#and stuff like this is a step to develop a PROPER FUCKING REF STYLE bc i SUCKKKK AT MAKING REFS LOL 😭 BUT I SHOULD GIT GUD#i have a few other refs planned for vocaloid au (i guess???) related shit but they're not done yet. this one was also a wip that i just??#impulsively decided to redo & finish bc i wanted to draw but nothing else i was trying to draw came out right. advantages of many wips#i have SOOO many things i could say abt some of the things that went into this redesign but i dont wanna come off as pretentious 😔💔#obviously it was primarily inspired by the vimalion yuma design but. there's moreeee that i can't explain here bc tag limits and im shy#i do think i want to try and be more intentional with my character designs now so i'm seeing how that goes as i redesign some old ocs#man though this kind of stuff makes me remember i used to LOVEE doing this stuff. and now its even crazierr given art improvement#uaurhghh my head is buzzing w/. so many thoughts. THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS I GET SO MANY IDEAS WHEN IM BUSY GFD#this is actually from today though unlike some other things i might eventually post. that'll make more sense soon#and fuckkk i forgot the chain necklace thing on the chibi yeah but i couldnt get it to look good. whatever
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I hope this event gives red viewers a better understanding of q!Bad's morals and character. I feel that I understand him a lot more as someone who mains other povs. (I think he goes too far sometimes but he cares about the eggs). He didn't defend his egg properly because he didn't think others would attack it.
Not just red viewers but everyone. q!Bad during purgatory is seen to others that he's not a good guy. No one is. But mainly Bad. That Bad is a villain. But take a look at the event and oh? Who didn't attack the eggs? Bad. Bad may not have the best of morals but when it comes to the eggs, even if it's a representation of them? He'll never hurt them. Call him a bad guy, call him evil, call him whatever but know that at least he'll never kill the eggs. Not even if it's said to them that they're not them, he won't take that risk unless seeing it for his own eyes. (Unless it's code Dapper, he'll protect it no matter what)
#and of course I'm not saying everyone else doesn't care that'll be ridiculous#I'm only saying it because while yeah the risk most likely wouldn't happen (especially meta wise) there's still the risk in the story#to q!Bad everyone that killed and everyone who cheered and everyone who didn't keep the promise no longer cares about the eggs to him#(at least that's what can be expected we don't truly know)#(also I wrote a whole thing about how like murders and what humans would deem as bad when talking about when red (?) killed Rivers -#and then talking about how a murder is still a murder no matter what. but then I remembered the ask.#I'll get into that and murders some other day#qsmp#badboyhalo#qsmp badboyhalo#(I don't even think this makes sense but um. :D)#ask
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seven crimes and punishment edit. sequel to the capriccio farce edit. created for the exact same reason as that edit (listened to an english synthv cover that had me literally fucking shaking). the problem is that due to the song's structure i would have to do the entire thing. someone either talk me out of this or enable my insanity
#it's not another glitterbee cover#iirc they haven't covered that song yet#it happened SOLELY because i kept having thoughts about both margarita and gallerian's parts#and was like “yeah..... morpheus' vestibule ivy and judgeseph”#guess the judgeseph edit will be real nonetheless#idk who'd be anyone else. i'd have to rewatch a couple essence trailers#this one may be all hunters#whereas the capriccio farce one was just survivors (+ one hunter because i can't even pretend to be normal abt morningstar)#rambling#i might make a tag for posts like this#like.. posts that're just directed at my mutuals#uhhhhh#silly circle#that'll work ig
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feeling like,,,, soon I'm probably gonna become obsessed with evangelion again. the weather forecast says I'm gonna have the evangelion brain disease not too long from now
#mole talks#maybe i should rewatch it. yeah haha that'll make me wanna die#i remember the first time i watched evangelion was actually when i was 14 and was in year 10#had to do some pretty important exams (year 10 is the year before you do gcses so the work you do then feels like a big deal at the time)#i stayed up late watching evangelion and then the next day i went into school only to absolutely flunk my maths exam#i got.. 26% in that exam#my friend was SO pissed off at me when she learnt i spent so much time watching eva instead of studying!!#but this is one of my favourite memories ever for some reason#i've always been bad at maths.. but lately i've actually been kind of okay at it so i dunno what happened?#i didn't pay any attention in maths class last year#but i somehow performed very well on my maths exam last year#and this year i was moved up a maths class because my grade was high#i don't know how that happened? but i almost started liking maths after that#but then. my new classmates in my new maths class are the worst#i have the coolest maths teacher now! but the worst classmates#they talk constantly and never shut up#and i want/ to die. (just kidding i don't wanna die. i love life and living and laughing and et cetera)
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I've suddenly realized that I'm going to be in the middle of kinktober when Alfons's route in EN is announced,
and I'm either going to be voting in elections while playing his route or while preparing for his route to come out.
#that'll be interesting#I would say joke ' ah yes. here is who I think is should run the country. also I chose to simp for Alfons of all people '#but I didn't even choose to simp for Alfons! he just got stuck in my head and never left and somehow made me like him#But yeah now that I think about it I probably am going to be still playing ikevil as a lot of major things happen in the world or my life#ikevil#ikemen villains#alfons sylvatica#ikevil alfons
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the funny thing is. i ALSO went into the game already knowing The Twist but i FORGOT like almost instantly. so i was squinting at loop trying to figure out their deal forgetting i was already told by my wonderful mutuals on tumblr dot com. it was great
SFFSHDFHFHHDSGGDHF THAT'S AMAZING
I don't think I'll be able to forget exactly but I still have the timing and exact specific and the how of the whole thing to see and learn about and I'm excited
#skiddlecat#ask#what's funny is years ago i went into this one anime (ygo zexal) fully aware of a massive twist in the second half#(though In that case a 'good' character who was revealed to actually be a major villain in disguise who was already sorta established)#and though I never forgot the more i got to know the character i started to convince myself i was wrong (bc how COULD that be him?)#i gaslight myself so hard that i was still shocked at the reveal lol#anyway yeah i doubt that'll happen again but this game's got me thinking of the show again so it came to mind lol#especially bc the stuff with loop vaguely reminds me of a funky lil astral being guy (gender neutral) in that lol#isat basically just reminds me of everything I've ever been Extremely Totally Normal About and I'm fascinated#forgive the random anecdotes w hardly any relation. it's almost 5am and i woke up out of nowhere and feel a lil off lol
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