#'tis the season mother fuckers

[evvlevie]

I basically shifted again.

hi, hello, it‘s me: your favorite shifting blogger Evie 😼❤️

ever since your girl Eves has had the time and motivation to focus back on shifting, she has been on fire 👀

I suppose that if you guys are seeing this right here, you have probably read my most liked / reblogged / commented post about my first shifting experience already. And in case you didn‘t …

➡️ G O C R A Z Y R I G H T H E R E ⬅️

This one is going to be as detailed as possible once again, so in case you are one impatient mother-lover: I am sorry <3

🍎 MOMENTS BEFORE 🍎

🔆 I am telling you this time was very different from the first time for one very very important reason: I didn‘t fucking try to shift. Last time I was actively trying methods and visualizations, I actively tried to keep me in the right mindset and I don‘t want to say I was forcing it, but I was definitely concentrating on shifting. 🔆 Ever since I started embodying the energy/the mindset I was describing in this exact post, I never even methodically tried to initiate shifting. All I ever did was rely on the universe to basically let me meet my DR as soon as it deemed me ready for it. 🔆 However I was following a certain routine for the last week when it came to shifting and I suppose that was very crucial. Each night before falling asleep I would take my melatonin spray and I would very consciously and with clear intent say with each spray I took: „This is my shifting spray, and now I will shift tonight.“ I always take like 4 sprays and then I would lay down to sleep and just imagine one certain scenario tied to my DR and nothing else. I wasn’t even actively trying to feel every emotion, or sensation like I used to do it when I attempted shifting, I was just playing the scene over in my head and basically just enjoyed the moment for myself. 🔆 Last night tho, I did not take any melatonin and I didn’t even imagine my little scene because i laid down to sleep so late at night I actually forgot to try basically. But since I was so used to my routine and this was so imbedded into my brain my subconscious was very aware of my shifting-intent. Since I was not actively trying to shift, I was not monitoring any feelings or signs or symptoms and everything just happened naturally which is the key here. I did mention in this old ass post, that when you are too aware of you shifting you basically sabotage yourself and keep yourself from shifting.

🍎 THE MOMENT 🍎

🔆 I distinctively remember how I was in the middle of falling asleep, and suddenly I felt like I was floating. And when I say suddenly I mean from one second to the other I suddenly felt like there was no mattress under me anymore, and I was just flying around in the fucking universe or something. 🔆 even if I didn‘t open my eyes somehow everything I saw was a white light swallowing me and everything around me was white 🔆 As weird as this may sound now but I was very aware of the fact that I was between realities in that moment and that I was basically swirling round the universe in order to land in my DR. 🔆 In my imagination my DR-Day starts with me waking up on a bed, because I am in a luxurious hotel in Bali and it‘s my wedding weekend (I‘m having a How-I-met-your-mother-season-9-kind-of-DR) . I always had a very specific hotel room in mind when visualizing me waking up. And even if I wasn’t really conscious of anything I just know I was swirling around trying to do a front flip onto that damn DR-Bed in order to land there. 🔆 I know how fucking idiotic that sounds but you guys need to understand that I am just that weird sometimes, that it is really like me to front flip into a different reality😭

🔆✨ the most interesting part about all of this, is that just like last time where I was feeling myself getting pulled into a different reality, I was able to physically feel all of my flips, just like when you go on a roller coaster and that fucker is turning you upside down a lot and you are starting to get sick. I could literally feel my stomach turning upside down.

🔆✨ before any shifting denying people want to comment on my post that I have psychosis again: I am a legal adult that has lived two decades, I can very much distinct between a dream and physical sensation, I have encountered enough situations in my life that allow me to make a pretty spot on differentiation here. I fucking know I was not dreaming.

🔆 I fucked up a little when I started becoming too aware of what I was doing and accidentally grounded myself in the CR again (like last time goddamn it)

🍎 ADVICES ?🍎

➡️ 📜 ⬅️ this ancient advice is going to be the best one I can give you. (dare to click that old ass looking paper emoji) Trying to control how all of this goes down, will only drive you insane I promise. Just like the last time, I shifted when I wasn‘t actively in my shifting-mindset. Last time I called that a Mini-shift because well I didn‘t end up really spending time in that other reality but this time I am confident enough to say I shifted. I was experiencing exactly what has proven me again that shifting is not only real, but that it is definitely a feeling you have to get used to.

I am so excited that after my nearly year long shifting break I am not only back, but evidently on the right track and stronger than ever

I Hope this post was able to help y‘all in some way or another, and don‘t be too shy to ask questions ❤️

Yours in every reality,

Evie <3

[metallicmikus]

OKAY I GOT THREE MORE FNAF MOVIE CHRISTMAS ICONS

tis the season mother fuckers

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

Get ready for me pointing out minute differences between past and present Wukongs and a slight character analysis mother fuckers (spoilers for everything)

For our first example we see a past Wukong that seemingly does not speak yet and behaves more like a wild animal (chirps[?] and walks on all fours).

He’s also fluffier looking, even his eyebrows which look sorta like Macaque’s, only exception is his knees which for some reason are both missing patches of fur, also note how he has fur on his back and sides of his torso and seems to have a smaller stomach. He also only wears a grass skirt. You’ll also notice that the fur (hair?) at the back of his head sticks out more. He seems happy simply being on the mountain with the other monkeys. This is also the only time when we can see Wukong with fur on his neck and more fur around the peach shape on his chest.

Now cut to another past Wukong, he can speak human (i wonder who taught him that ) now and only walks on his back legs.

His eyebrows and fur also have less of a fluffy look to them and he also wears the grass crown as well as grass made phoenix feathers and some leaf armour type thing around his neck and shoulders. And the fur on the back of his head still goes in an outward direction. The humans he’s talking to look very shocked about him and he seems to want them to like him based on the fact that he asked them if they like that he can speak to them

Now if we take a look at Wukong during his time training with Master Subohdi you can see that this is where his appearance changes start, his back of head fur is now smoothed down and he wears clothes made of fabric now.

In thi flashback he does a transformation in front of Subohdi’s other less accomplished students (which in jttw he gets banished by Subohdi for transforming into a perfect copy of a tree upon request of the other students [im pretty sure that’s what happened anyway]) I believe he did the transformation because he wants the others to like him, you can see when the others laugh at his antics how he looks around at all them smiling because he’s proud of himself for making them laugh.

In the season 4 special Macaque says that Wukong went to get immortality out of fear of death, Wukong says he wanted to get stronger to protect the people he loves. Wukong now has stolen the peaches of immortality and is back on FFM, he says to Macaque that he wants to get stronger so that no one will bother them and they can live life however they want to.

Wukong now wears a hat and has a Jaguar pelt tied around his waist. We can also assume that he is no longer training with Subohdi due to his lack of the white clothing we see in the previous image. i believe the only reason (in lmk canon) that Wukong agreed to help Azure over throw the Jade Emperor is because he assumed it would be the quickest way to solve his problem of people (or just Heaven) bothering him. However as we know that does not end up working out for him.

During Macaque and Wukong’s argument, Wukong says that Macaque always runs away and is angry with him for not rescuing/freeing him, which many people asume is about the mountain but I’m wondering if he’s referring to something else, before he’s trapped under the mountain, the celestiales had been trying to execute him several times and failing he’s then put in a furnace for 49 days which he survives, but I’m wondering if he spent those 49 days waiting for Macaque or the brother hood to come save him, also while trapped under the mountain he was fed copper pellets and melted copper so excuse him if he seems a little grumpy. Also we don’t know if Macaque ever came back after the argument (presumably he didn’t) and we don’t know how long it took for Macaque to find him or how much time is between the argument and Wukong becoming a pilgrim on the jttw/ Tripitaka freeing him.

Also one interesting thing to note is that Tripitaka immediately puts the fillet on Wukong and seems to create it out of nowhere, but in jttw it’s given to him by the Bodhisattva Guan Yin. Also his jttw outfit his his clothes from the brother hood era minus the hat and Jaguar pelt and yellow sleeves on his top (I think it’s called a hanfu but I’m not sure apologizes)

I also noticed that his season 3 outfit is a hoodie that his VERY similar to his jttw clothing.

Now moving on to s4 Wukong he’s not really in the season due to being in the memory scroll but the end of the special reveals something interesting to me.

He lack a lot of fur on his torso he also has a bit of bigger belly and something odd I noticed is the peach shape on his chest, it has these weird lines going toward and away from it which isn’t visible on the peach marking in the past, which leaves me wondering: what’s up with those lines and why is he missing so much fur?

anyway end of this analysis thing-a-majig. Bye

[nottoofondofgaypeople]

You should make a long post about Laurance

You are so lucky I got that Vylad ask before this... Ohhh boy

Full stop, this post is probably going to be one of the longest things I post on this Nether forsaken website. Laurance has been a comfort character since I first watched this series years ago in spite of all the bull shit Jesson put him through. I have many many many thoughts on him, and none of them will be organized.

I'm fairly confident that this post will get into some very unhinged territories, I cannot be normal about this man

I feel like this should go without saying, but all of the headcanons I have dumped onto Laurance on my main blog apply to this rewrite. Including this one which you have definitely all seen, and all Shadow Knight headcanons are also canon here.

But let's talk about this rewrite specifically. Because when Laurance comes back from the Nether, and he confesses his love, the mother fucker does it! He actually gets Irena to say she at least feels something towards him! It isn't much, but she doesn't get all awkward when he says that he loves her, and she's supremely gentle with him while helping him with his recovery. This really quickly turns into romance and the two are effectively dating shortly after.

Yeah Laurance's eyes aren't magically fucking cured to perfection, that's stupid an abelist.

Actually, because I want peak recovery arc material out of this rewrite Laurance is going to get to spend a lot of time learning how to fight with this new form. His body has been pretty significantly altered from the process of undeath and also the torture. I'm so for real when I say Laurance has so many scars, just so many of them, 18 million scars all over his everything. He already had some from being a stupid fucking child, but these ones are a lot uhm... bigger.

Laurance has to adjust to the new symptoms of his body. A lot of them are slow, appearing over time. The first major thing Laurance notices is that when he stops thinking of breathing for long enough, he just stops breathing. Shadow Knights don't need to breathe, so their body doesn't naturally do it. But Laurance never fully died, so he kind of does need to breathe?? And this is just where it starts.

I think the doll symptoms start kicking in a lot slower than I initially thought of. There's still the first time that it happens, but then it doesn't happen as often. Maybe once or twice, but the next time Laurance really deals with that is during the Season 1 finale (but it isn't Garroth that knocks him out (but that's a whole post unto itself)). Going into Season 2 though, it gets worse and worse. As the Shadow King has more influence over the Overworld, the calling gets stronger and stronger.

More often than not the calling manifests as a whisper in the back of Laurance's mind, something that sends a tingle down his spine and not in a good way. His blood runs hot, and he can feel his body pulled to Irena. Like his blood is tied to her life force and constantly trying to bring her to it. And any time he's around her, that voice gets louder, starts multiplying as he fights it, all of them demanding him to kill, to do it, to free himself of the burden, to gain eternal life.

Laurance doesn't want eternal life though!! He never has!! He wants to fall in love and start a family and grow old with his partners!!

Okay so going into Laurance's childhood a bit, I've said it before and I'll say it again, Laurance is the mcd equivalent of a theater kid and yet somehow fumbled in choosing his class and ended up as a fighter instead of a bard, the goof. He picked up the Lyre when he was a teenager, mostly because his father bought one and expressed an interest in teaching Laurance how to play, and he was all over that.

He stops playing it when he goes to the guard academy cause they just don't have instruments there (which is a crime), but he does still spend a lot of time remembering songs and finger placements, mans is doing whatever he can to make sure he doesn't fall out of practice. When Laurance comes back to Meteli as an official guard he celebrates by having a party in the town and finally getting to play his beloved lyre again.

He doesn't play it as much when he's a guard, but he always tries to stay in practice. And he won't let any blindness get in the way either, his muscle memory is so on point he barely needs his eyes unless he's reading sheet music, which is usually right in front of him.

I could seriously go into a whole character analysis of comparing Laurance to Orpheus, specifically from Hadestown, like I really want to, but I'll restrain myself to just the general myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Laurance really thought he could walk into hell and defy the gods. He really thought he could just do that. And even when he was faced with punishment, when Orpheus was forced to stay in the Underworld in her place, he endured it all for her. And actually this is so funky the roles are kind of reversed. Because Irena is the one who can't turn around to look at Laurance when they're running out of hell. If she does, she will die. That is guaranteed. Eurydice has always acted in the assurance of her survival. Unlike Orpheus in the same position, she can manage to not turn her head.

Hhhhhhg Laarmau as Orpheus and Eurydice is literally everything to me you don't understand.

And yes Laurance being Orpheus coded is why I gave him a Lyre, I won't even deny that. Like, c'mon, Laurance very earnestly trying to earn Irena's affection and saying "I also play the lyre" and Irena snarking back "A liar and a player too? I've met too many men like you." I'm--

Stay focused!! This is not the Hadestown post!!

What if Laurance was like obscenely physically affectionate? Like he's so so so physical, he loves having a point of contact with someone at all times. It doesn't have to be anything big either. He just likes wrapping his arm around Garroth's shoulder, or having Irena play with his hair. It was something important before the Shadow Knight transformation, and he only needed it more as time went on. The feeling of his lovers heartbeat reminds him he's alive.

And other people touching him reminds Laurance he still has this body. In spite of all the Shadow Kings control, he has control of his own body in this moment and he is using that control to show love and care and that matters to him more than anything. He likes holding hands, putting his hands on people, having other people do the same, even the smallest amount of affection is enough for him to selfishly crave more.

Laury likes singing a lot. His voice got a little deeper after the Shadow Knight thing because his vocal chords got just a little shredded in the Nether, but he still loves singing and singing with his friends and lovers. Laurance singing some sappy love song to Garroth who is just completely smitten, or singing some silly little campfire song to boost Cadenza's mood when she's having a bad day.

THE TABLE BIT!! I simply adore the table bit!! All of it! And it's even better in my rewrite cause even if the dialogue and the scene plays out almost exactly the same, they're in love while doing this silly bit!! Such fucking dorks I want to throw them against concrete.

Thinking about Laurance and Ungrith. Laurance finding this wyvern in the forest while exploring one day and befriending it almost instantly because Laurance is just a very kind person. Even if Ungrith isn't allowed to be with his brethren, it's okay because this weird fuckin kid is really entertaining and a genuinely great friend. I know it isn't possible but a scene where Laurance, Garroth, and their wyvern childhood friends get to hang out and talk would probably fix all my problems.

Raven doesn't literally anyone but Garroth touch him, but when Irena tells him about Ungrith, he's willing to let Laurance pet his scales or whatever you do to show affection to a flying lizard. It's not the same, but it's better than nothing.

Laurance's favorite place to kiss other people is on the cheeks, but his favorite spot to be kissed is the forehead. I think that he doesn't admit this to people, rather lets them figure it out. Both Garroth and Irena figure out Laurance likes kissing their cheeks a lot, like he does it constantly, especially because Garroth has freckles and Laurance is determined to kiss every single one of them.

Garroth is the one who learns about Laurance's affinity for forehead kisses cause he's only like two inches taller than Laurance, but that difference matters a lot to both of them. And Garroth can tell very easily from the way Laurance always loves looking up at him with those big doe eyes. Once he tells Irena this, she starts asking Laurance to bend over or kneel in front of her so she can kiss his forehead very tenderly.

Because I made Garrancemau polycule real in my rewrite, Laurance's calling latched onto Irena, but man oh man, it tempts him with Garroth sometimes. He fights so hard to protect Irena partially because if she dies by someone else's hands, he knows it'll latch onto Garroth. And sometimes the calling urges him towards it anyway, considering it'll work. A calling is best answered by the death of a lord, but the death of another guard isn't always a bad thing.

Every time Laurance runs from his lovers to fight the calling he feels so cold without them. Like if he bothers to try sleeping while on his own it just feels so cold. So empty. It doesn't feel right to try to sleep without Irena in his arms and Garroth snuggled up behind him and a blanket over the three of them.

I think Laurance cries a lot. He doesn't really have hang ups about showing his emotional side until he's a shadow knight, and even after, he only tries to hide his anger. He never hides his anguish, his sadness, his absolute misery as a result of the nightmare he was forced to live through. Laurance's crying is so loud, so wretched, almost agonizing for him. It forces his entire body to shake and tremble, sobs being wrung out of him almost forcefully.

I want. him. to be okay. and happy. and I know he won't be. Aughfhhg.

[flyingunrestrained]

‘tis the season mother FUCKERS

[weiying-lanzhan-fics]

Play Wangxian by lorelaiart

What a fun, sweet, and cute story! 🥰

Loved the slowly evolving relationship between WY and LZ.

Quotes:

He stood corrected: there was no hope for them.

Wei Ying hauled ass back to get open for Lan Zhan, but the fucker chose to not pass it to him again.

It’s not that the other defenseman in Wei Ying’s line was untrustworthy, no, far from it. Wen Ning was nothing if not reliable. Wei Ying actually found him endearing; the man was so timid and shy off the ice, but an absolute beast once he tied up his skates. So that wasn’t the problem.

The issue was the Wen Ning wasn’t as open as Wei Ying. Lan Zhan forced Wen Ning into a tough play, and it didn’t matter that Wen Ning made it out unscathed. The whole situation could have been avoided if Lan Zhan just looked at him.

It had been three, going on four, games like this. Lan Zhan ignoring him and sending him pissy looks whenever he handled the puck for too long around the net. Not a lick of trust.

Wei Ying chewed furiously at his mouth guard and then dashed back up the ice.

What am I doing, just skating sprints out here? He thought, beyond irritated.

————

He saw how Lan Zhan waited, waited the 1.5 seconds to see if Wei Ying would get up. This was hockey, after all. There was no staying down unless you couldn’t physically stand. Wei Ying saw the moment that Lan Zhan recognized he was truly injured, and there was no hesitation when he ripped of his mask and dropped his gloves in the same breath.

Wei Ying forgot to breathe himself as he watched Lan Zhan cross the short distance to Jin Zixun. How he could still look so graceful in anger and in all of that equipment was a wonder, but he did. How he looked flawless as his fist connected with Jin Zixun’s helmet and knocked it off his head. The ease in which he prevented Zixun from landing a hit on him.

Wei Ying skipped the video backwards to watch again. And again. Until his eyes couldn’t take it anymore and he had to turn off his phone. He leaned back in his chair again with eyes closed, his head swimming. But through the sluggishness and pain he still had the ability to think, Lan Zhan went to bat for me?

E, 28k

Summary:

Wei Ying was supposed to be a Yunmeng Lotus for life. He had made a pact with his best friend – basically brother – Jiang Cheng at the start of their professional careers. When they both had been drafted to their hometown team, they promised to play side by side forever. They promised to lift the Stanley Cup together one day.

But that obviously wasn’t only up to them to decide. And no matter how well Wei Ying played, Yu Ziyuan – the owner of the Lotuses and Jiang Cheng’s mother – always found a reason to hate him. Wei Ying scoffed softly to himself.

So there he was, freezing his ass off in Gusu as he jogged towards the practice facility to meet his new team.

--

Or, a hockey au where Wei Ying gets traded to the Gusu Blizzard - the worst team in the league. He has no hope for either a winning season or getting along with his new stunning and talented goalie, Lan Zhan.

[ebdanon]

Top 5 lyrics this week?

hiiii im gonna do lyrics from multiple artists i thinks:

1. STREAM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BY SABRINA its so good!! fav lyric is “heartbreak is one thing / my ego’s another / please don’t embarrass me mother fucker”

2. noah kahan’s stick season with “once called me forever / now you still cant call me back”

3. ive been really bumping to scared of my guitar by olivia rodrigo as of late bc of my writing (and a buddie edit but we’re not gonna talk about it) and a lyric i love is “im not half as decent as you / id rather be tied to someone / even if they’re wrong / i make excuses / my friends know the truth is / im not as alright as i claim / i say that im fine / i tell them all the time / as they watch all the light fade away”

4. coin’s new single strawberry jam with “god only knows what you see in me”

5. you against yourself by ruel with “you’re going out almost every night / and you wonder why you feel fucked up / say you wanna try and live a better life / until you realize nothing’s enough”

[taco-bee]

TIS THE SEASON MOTHER FUCKERS

Intellectually, I know the song “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” does not contain the line “you’re a tursiops truncatus“, but I can hear it vividly all the same. I have no idea why my brain-gremlins are convinced a. that the speaker called the Grinch a bottlenose dolphin, and b. that this is a dire insult, but there it is.

[thatiswhy]

Mothers and fuckers of the jury: TIS THE SEASON!

[unclespike]

Me yesterday: 'Tis the season, right? Been intermittent fasting since July, so let's indulge!

My liver: MOTHER FUCK WHAT HOLY HELL IS THIS YOU'RE GONNA PAY

Me this morning: Ow. Why is my RUQ sore?

Liver:...

Me: Really? I've done worse—much worse—and you're going to make me pay? Over chili mac and pecan pie with whipped cream? I didn't even have alcohol!

Liver: Oh, you're funny. You think I care. You let me rest and try to recuperate over the last four months, then just throw me into a brick wall?

Me: Fuck. This is not fun. This is the new normal? Ugh.

Liver: You and me both, bub. Now take it easy on me today, fucker.

Narrator: And that, dear reader, among other things—which for several reasons we won't mention���is why our hero had to give up his gaining ways.

<End scene.>

[incorrectcorpseparty]

Sakutaro: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Ayumi: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

[catsnroses]

Wow, its Chris

[georgiapeach30513]

Debauched, Deranged, and Defiled: Part 2, Robert Pronge

Summary: Robert gets angry after a job

Pairings: Robert X Reader, and a surprise

Rating: explicit

Warnings:  explicit language, explicit sexual content, smut, PIV sex, unprotected sex, car sex, choking, dirty talk, degradation, tears, fingering, voyeurism, oral sex (F receiving), snowballing, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 1.6K

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This was partially inspired by random thots with @tis-thedamn-season 😵‍💫 my own little hoe

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Nick pets over your exhausted body, he knows you had a rough long night, and knowing who was next, it was going to be even more rough. Throwing a leg over you, he straddles your body, starting to ghost his lips down your back. He wants to make sure that you realize how precious you are to them.

Lloyd peeks up at Nick, and gives him a little smile, “What are you doing? She’s tired. Leave her be.”

“Yeah, if you didn’t feel the need to edge her all night long. She was basically just mush when you got home.”

“That’s how I like her. Her body just bends to me. Desperate and needy for whatever the hell I give her,” Nick rolls his eyes, but continues to paint your skin with kisses, and you don’t even stir. “Oh you just wait, you fucking simp. She’s going to be crying later.”

“I know. I gotta make sure she knows she’s not just a fuck doll for all of us,” he gives a final kiss in between your shoulder blades, and you wiggle around, feeling a bit of a tickle. “There she is.”

“Nick,” your voice whines needing him to just worship you instead of going to Robert, but Lloyd presses a finger up against your lips. “But…”

“If he hears you, he’s going to be even more brutal,” you give Lloyd a little pout, but he just shakes his head. “This is what you agreed to, Darling. A house of murderers that need to come down. He should be getting home later, he wants you to meet him in the garage.”

“It hurts though,” Nick turns his head to look at Lloyd, but he just smirks at your pitiful little body.

“Does it really? Last time you were with him, he had you crying for more. So how bad does it hurt? Or does our little slut like a bit of pain? What’s that other one do? He likes to degrade you, call you filthy little names because you’re below him. You are to serve him. And then…”

“Lloyd, enough,” Nick settles down a bit more on your body, and you can’t help but to arch your butt into his crotch. “No, he’s going to have you so fucked out. I don’t need to add to this pussy’s beating she’s going to get. Robert had to kill a few people this time. Filthy mother fucker.”

“Will you stay with me?” there’s always been something about Nick, but Nick and Lloyd together was magic. By far, they were the ones that you preferred.

“I will. And after tonight, she’s going to have a break. Unless you think you can take all of us now?” you shake your head quickly. Thinking how terrifying and yet so enticing taking all five of them would be. “One day there will be seven of us, and you’ll take one of us everyday, huh? Just our little weekly slut.”

“No,” you answer quickly giving him that pitiful face that he just loves.

“You don’t have a choice anymore, Honey. One day will come sooner than you can cum.”

You walk into the garage, seeing Robert’s angry face through the windshield, and you get a tiny bit nervous. By far he was the most brutal. He glares at you and points towards the door, “Get in the fucking car,” it had been a long day for him.

“Three people. Three fucking people,” he looks at you looking all pretty in your sweet little outfit. “You gonna let me use you, and take out some anger?” his finger rubs gently over your cheek, and he laughs at your whimper. “Oh, you’re not so scared of me anymore, are you?”

You shake your head no, and he moves at a lightening speed; wrapping the seatbelt around your neck a few times, giving it a quick pull, and you muffle out a choke. “I thought I fucking told you, I wanted to hear that goddamn voice of yours. And there you are just nodding that pretty little head. Did Lloyd fuck you that stupid you don’t know your fucking manners?”

“I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t…I didn’t mean to. I pro…” he tightens that seatbelt around you a bit more, chuckling. “Promise.”

“That’s better,” he wiggles his hands in between your legs, spreading your thighs, when he gazes at your sopping wet cunt. “You know, if I didn’t know any better, I would think you enjoyed this. Hands over you head, and hold onto the headrest.”

When you don’t move fast enough, Robert shouts at you, “Now, you fucking whore,” you grip tightly to the headrest, and Robert spreads you out even further. Pulling up your dress, so he can see the mess that you’re making in the car. “You do like it. I’m glad you can listen to some things, no panties. Just a fucking waste. Scoot down, I really wanna see this sloppy cunt.”

You move your ass further down the seat, and Robert almost yips at the trail of slick you leave behind. “Such a sloppy little whore. You gonna let me use this cunt? You are my fuck doll aren’t you?”

“Yes, sir,” he causes a yelp in surprise when he shoves two fingers in your wet heat. Relentlessly pumping in his fingers, and his voice grunts out when you try and move your hands.

“I’ll have your whole body tied up, and you’ll just be there crying and for me to use,” he pauses, those blue eyes looking straight at yours, when you give him a nod. “Good girl.”

Robert adds his thumb to your clit, creating tight circles to your bundle of nerves. Working your pussy in a way that only he can. Curling his fingers into your tight channel he stimulates that soft spongy spot over and over again.

Gripping tighter to the seat, you feel your walls constrict around his fingers. Clenching down tight on him, but he doesn’t let up. He continues at a quick pace. Wanting to get all he can out of you, with his fingers alone. Laughing when you sob his name looking up at the ceiling. Lifting your body off the seat, only for him to push you back down.

His free hand pulls the seatbelt around your neck tighter in punishment, and just when you start to see stars, he lets loose. Feeling your juices gush down his hand makes him need more.

Quickly he unwraps the belt around you, before he’s back in his seat. Pulling the lever to move it back, and he frees himself. Giving his angry cock a few pumps, as he looks at you. And you know that he’s ready to feel you wrapped around him.

Crawling over to him, he settles you on his cock before he’s lifting that slinky dress off. Completely nude when he gives you a moment of free reign to fuck him. Your body bounces over him, while he gives your tits a few smacks. Chuckling every time that you let out a wanton mewl. While you like to play shy and coy, he knows that you’re a fucking slut for every last one of them.

Turning on the interior lights, he lets you take every inch of him. Completely balls deep, and he loves how your cunt can’t get enough. Pulling him deeper every time.

With a flip of the headlights you whimper when you see Bryce in front of the car. His hand tight around his cock, fisting himself to you and Robert. “Look at that pretty little rich kid. Can’t get enough of your slut cunt. Does he give it to you like me?”

“No, sir,” grabbing hold of your hips, he pounds you down onto him. Moaning when your eyes turn back to look at him, completely ignoring Bryce, when you try and find his lips. “Make him clean me up,” you raise an eyebrow up at him. “With his mouth.”

“Yep, that’ll do it. You filthy fucking whore. Just as bad as me, aren’t ya?” His hands begin to slap at the swell of your tits, and you cry out his name. “Fuck yeah! Tell that pansy ass who owns you! Tell him that this pretty cunt belongs to me. I’ll have both of you. You want that, ya asshole?” he screams at Bryce.

Feeling his thick cum spurt deep into your cunt, but he still slams you down on his cock. “You gonna clean her up, ya little mama’s boy? I’ll let you bring that other twink in, but only if you clean this messy pussy up.”

Robert opens the door, and spins around, waiting on Bryce to get over to you. He spreads your thighs even more with his own, giving Bryce a front row seat to where the two of you connect, before he lets his cock slide out.

The two of your arousal drips down, and Robert gives that pretty boy a sinister smile. “If you want your friend in, clean this shit up with your mouth. He’ll still have to fuck her while we watch.”

Bryce sinks to his knees, and you pull him closer to your abused sex. Running your fingers through his hair. Finally he dives in. Those baby blues gazing up at you while he eats your cunt like a man starving. Moaning at the taste of your and Robert.

Such a softness from Bryce, but you also know better. He pulls back, standing up, you stick out your tongue and hold your mouth open wide. Letting him drip the collected cum and his spit into your mouth, while Robert gives your spread pussy a slap.

“Bryce, who gets to fuck the twink while he fucks our slut baby?”

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Dominating Billy Hargrove

18+ minors, please DNI for your own sake

just the headcanons, kind of. it’s a mix of hc’s and then like actual paragraphs just because

warnings: billy hargrove, this is consensual, being tied down to a bed, overstimulation nation, angry billy, dom!gn!reader, slight mommy kink

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why does this man make me kick my legs like i’m at a teenage girl’s sleepover in a disney channel show or a katy perry music video

the answer is very simple:

there’s your answer ⇧

- okay so you gotta do this on a good day to pull it off

- and by a good day i mean when he’s calm

- “but when is he ever calm?” i’ve been asking myself the same question since season two, babes. so scratch what i just said

- tie his wrists and ankles tightly to the bed, because you know that mother fucker (literally, but let’s not remind ourselves about karen) will be able to break free in an instant if you don’t

- yes, to actually pull this off you have to wait until he’s in a deep sleep, and by the time he wakes up youll have tied him down but not too tight

- yeah it’ll be tight enough to mark his wrists a little but not to the point of cutting through his skin

- you had a thought of cuffing him down, but you only had two pairs and there was no way in hell you’d let yourself be caught by billy if you decided to ask someone for a lend of theirs (also totes not sneaking into a store and stealing them. totally not)

- once he wakes up he realizes instantly what you’ve done. and one of two things could happen:

- he could start threatening you

- or he could try to break free, which may result in a broken headboard — since you and him started your situationship that would be probably the fourth or fifth time realistically

- there’s no winning here

- his anger, like always, turned you on a LOT

- you crawl from the foot of the bed up to his hips, straddling his thighs as you played with his hair. something he hated you doing as it “destroyed his masculinity” a little

- he does however consent to this. consent is VERY important !!!

- you decide to overstimulate the heck out of him that night, covering his mouth each and every time you made him come, just to piss him off that little bit more

- “we don’t want poor little maxine hearing that her so-called alpha male brother is whimpering like a pathetic little sub right now, do we?” you would tease him, making him even more frustrated

- don’t even dare try to make him call you mommy

- i mean he probably would, but right now definitely not

- still tries to dominate you

- ✨fails✨

- whining mess after a while, but you love it deep down

- “just shut up and take what i’m giving you or so help me i’ll stop right now and just leave you here!” you’d unintentionally scream at him, slapping him hard in the face like he did to you so many times (during sex though, no matter how much of an asshole billy is he wouldn’t be physically abusive, he would never put his hand on his person)(yes he does beat up steve every waking day but he would never touch you like that)

- thrusts up into you, and even though you love it you won’t let it show. you don’t wanna give him that satisfaction

- will still, however, call you his princess (for all genders, or if you’re not comfortable with that then maybe sweets or toots or something ☺️)

- oh babes, that obviously gets you going because how could it not?

- he looks like he’s enjoying it but there’s still that anger in his eyes

- never takes his eyes off you once but that’s kind of canon now thanks to the fandom, i can’t thank you enough 💕 and that’s not me being sarcastic

- on a very good day he might even let you fuck/peg him ;) but that’s only if he’s in a really good mood slash desperate

- babes if you’re giving him head, deepthroat him (or as much as you can), it’ll drive him crazy that he can’t pull your hair and drive you exactly where he wants you

- tease the shit out of him, it’s probably one of the only times you’ll ever get to do this without being punished immediately

- almost whimpers your name as he comes and the satisfaction you feel during that moment is unmatched to anything you’ve ever felt before or will ever feel again

- after you both come down from your high and as soon as you untie him you have to run away like lightning, godspeed, as if you’re quicksilver on steroids, because you know you won’t be able to walk for a week

- you’re running as fast as you can but billy’s already caught you

- good luck trying to walk after that is all i can say

[ficsforeren]

ummm Empire?

close, and yet so far. in my head, the roles are reversed. here, I'll share my hcs:

Eren Jaeger

Lead vocal and bassist of Empire

Has a husky, gruffly voice that sounds like he can't reach his high notes, but he nails it every fucking time

never missed a single note even when he had been running on the stage for 3 or 4 hours while carrying a nine pound Fender Starcaster bass between his hands

Has a wolf tattoo on his forearm, and a silver piercing on his ear

During his old days, Eren always had his hair down at the beginning of the performance, and then tied it up messily in a bun when it got too hot or when he was all sweaty

his stylists took inspiration from this so they styled his hair in a bun since the start of the show

his hairstyle is so iconic, guys call it the 'Eren Jaeger Hair' when they go to the barbershop to get their hair done

Wears leather jacket on the stage, or a black shirt with his sleeves rolled up until just a few inches below his shoulders (gotta let those guns show am i right)

wears combat boots or sneakers

wears wayfarer or aviator sunglasses at the beginning of his performance

took off his shirt once on the stage and the words Eren's abs trended for a whole day on twitter

Trashtalk Jean a lot on the stage, calls him fucker or horse face at least twenty times in an hour

doesn't flirt with the camera unless the song is pretty sexy or seductive (like when he sang I Only Lie When I Love you on chapter 2)

stares intensely into the camera because he knows his eyes are stunning and they make girls weak in the knees

winked at the camera once and one of his fancam videos became one of the highest watched videos on youtube for a day (jean was so pissed, he went out to a bar to get smashed)

used to drink alcohol and smoke a lot

did one night stands pretty often too but treated his women like nothing but objects to please his needs (and thought about you all the time during sex)

Jean Kirschtein

Guitarist of Empire

Only wears sleeveless shirts on the stage 'cause he thinks he's sexier that way

also takes off his shirt a lot

does pretty sick stunts when he's on stage

accidentally kicked his mic stand once because of that

also almost kicked reiner on the face

he has his season 4 look, with the scruffy beard and long hair

never tied it up in a bun because he doesn't want to look 'the same like that fucking asshole'

swears a lot. the only one who says fuck more often than him is levi

has great abs, making them stand out by taking off his shirt and 'accidentally' pouring water over them whenever he drinks

winks a lot (like a lot a lot) on the stage and does any other flirty gestures every time the camera is on him

his jeans are so fucking tight, his balls are screaming every day, begging him to let them breathe

wears leather boots to accentuate his long legs

Reiner Braun

Drummer of Empire

goes to church a lot and wears a cross necklace that he holds tightly in his hand every time he catches Jean fucking his fangirl in the nearest bathroom before the show starts

doesn't swear unless it's really, really necessary. usually when it involves jean or eren committing sex out of wedlock

does casual sex with his staff when he's REALLY drunk

had a threesome with pieck and jean once and he spends four hours crying about it in the church

is literally the kindest member of the group

takes pictures a lot with his fans

has a stamina of a fucking racing horse

his guns can literally put a five years old to an early death if he isn't careful when he hugs them

also likes children and is very good with them but people always find him creepy when he's around kids so he doesn't do that often anymore

loves his mom very much. literally does all this band shit to give his mother a better life.

never met his father

the only one in empire that levi finds to be bearable

[spiderblog-mcu]

[in battle]

Wade: YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER!

Peter: STOP QUOTING DIE HARD!

Wade: ITS TIS THE SEASON!

Peter: DIE HARD IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!

Wade: SAYS WHO?!

Peter: BRUCE WILLIS!