#'soo uhh why are you so stupid lol '

[emmetofthestars]

Neooo my lung is torn to shreds and my heart can no longer pump blood and my stomach walls have broken but i have to tell you i love youu soo much but its over lol. go save everyone and stuff pls. MAN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU also that agent smith stuff was all garbage too no real reason besides "uhh idk!! because!" Bro how the fuck can the RACE OF ARTIFICALLY INTELLIGENT MACHINES not fucking monitor and handle their own programs and shit running in the matrix. oh smith is acting weird? lets delete him we cant risk him waking any more humans up. THEY COULDNT POSSIBLY BE SO STUPID AS TO NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THEIR OWN SOFTWARE... QUESTION MARK? I Really dont get why he had to come back. no of course i know why. but god it just. is for no reason. God idk. yeah maybe hes meant to be a sort of rogue program but its such a poor excuse to go "he went crazy" also the fact that peace was established in 5 seconds is crazy. Do you know how much convincing it would take to get humanity to stop going to war? Do you think the machines, unfeeling, would seriously go "Sure, we'll make peace with our only source of energy and free them all." especially for something as tame as "ill get rid of smith" WHO CARES??? WE'RE STILL GONNA HARVEST YOUR ENERGY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the crops man. what theyre just gonna stop? no more crops? what a joke. yeah we'll stop growing humans. *wink

[sm0kingcrack]

anyone else want to confess that they acted out a fanfiction trope in middle school to confess to ur crush because it literally fucking haunts me bro

[moonstone27ls]

Chucky- Goin’ to the Chapel

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So a lot happened. A lot of nostalgia, I mean a lot of Exorcist references.  But thats nothing new that felt heavily hinted. Or whatever lol. The episode wasn’t bad but a couple of inconsistencies in my opinion. I’m not trashing Mancini I enjoy this show and I love him and the series. But nobody’s perfect so I wanna just poke at stuff lol.

Mostly just two inconsistencies.... one where did all those students go? I’m a little bit confused did I miss the priest and others sending them out? Second... when Nica almost killed Tiffany... no saw Glenn defending their mother. But a part of me was “why isn’t anyone keeping an eye on Nica?”

But that aside anything wanna talk about... okay sooo... Chucky possessed the psycharist? maybe... but if thats the case why the hell did he go through all this pointless stuff of exorcism and other bodies. But then that bares to mind was she truly in on Chucky’s “plans” or was that just him messing with the others to lay blame on someone else.

I guess the exorcism worked... so I guess God’s real? I dunno just makes me wonder if they had a “good witch” or a strong priest can they really defeat characters like Chucky. Mancini you put it in thereeeee.Makes me wanna ask questions. 8B

Uhh think the crazy nun was stupid. Even if she was a “bible” freak she doessss know that the real “lord” wouldn’t be burned or affected by holy water. Ahh well glad Glenda killed her. 

Speaking of Glenda... what is theirs and Glen’s destiny in this story? Again not shocked Glen defended their mother, Glenn’s loyal to a fault.... just wonder if that means the twins will have to go back to their original doll body... does that mean they just wanna be “whole”.

And judging by previews.... Tiff didn’t get rid of her Tilly body. Also glad the real Jennifer Tilly’s kinda freed. I mean kinda her dying by truck was sad. But it was better than seeing her put in jail for Tiffany’s crimes. But anyway back to Tiff my question is then why go through the whole “Oh being a doll is great” crap. I dunno Tiff is kinda flighty even more than normal.

And I guess Chucky will find another doll body judging by the preview. Am I shocked? Heh nope. Just again wonder what the endgame is? Chucky’s “dozens” of dolls plan fell through. So whats he after? What does he want?

But heh I’m looking too much into this its a dumb horror/comedy. I know some of this isn’t meant to make total sense.

Hmm any notes. Kinda enjoyed the characters confessions (save for the psychiatrist’s ). A little disappointed Devon didn’t get one (unless I missed that scene?). I dunno considering that I THINK it was hinting that the priest was in the closet. I dunno felt they missed a good opportunity for him to also confess to Devon and be “I’m sorry I was hard to you”. 

Will not lie I LOVED Nadine’s angel costume. it felt so different and yet stylish. Her “spirit” talk to talk with Lexy felt so sweet. Still sorry her actress is gone 8/.

The graphics on the priest’ death was crazy. Good crazy though. And sorry, haha had to laugh when blindfolded Nica was “did it work? I can’t see”

Soo the finale is next week... any thoughts? Is there anything I want? Uhhh... I dunno that depends on if Mancini gets a third season. I haven’t heard any word if the show got renewed. Or if thats what Mancini wants, I mean if he chooses to end the show I’ll respect it.

But thoughts and what do I want? I guess what I’ve been stating. For these damn kids to be okay, the older ones included. I want Andy/Kyle to just go and live happy lives again.

I want Nica to be happy, SOMEONE take that poor girl to therapy(and I guess in hiding?). And away from Tiffany. Sorry/not sorry to Tiffany your first words were literally the worse. Really should had been “I’m sorry nothing will ever excuse how I treated you”... maybe along those lines.

I want Devon/Jake to be happy. I dunno if I had it my way, I’d just let Andy and Kyle semi-retire. Maybe one of them would foster/adopt Jake or Devon. Be their mentors. I dunno Nica can hang too. Like I’ve stated way too many times probably. I just want Andy and Kyle to be okay because as the originals they’ve gone through SOOOOo much. I think they deserve to be happy.

Plus older actors (unless your A listed its hard to keep a job as mainstream). So if Mancini just wants to retire them and let Jake and crew handle it fine. Just please don’t kill them off. I like them too much.

[joyseuphoria]

She hated how much she liked him now

Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!!

The “him” in the prompts are replaced with “her” since this is a fem!jily fic!!! I had too many ideas for this fic...maybe I’ll write some of the rest in the future, but here you go!

You can read it here or on ao3

THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 16:00)

Sirius Black: moony and the rest of you pay up

Marlene Mckinnon: why should we pay u?

Remus Lupin: u still owe me 20 btw so i dont think i will

Sirius Black: ofc ppl like u wouldnt know smh

jamie finally asked lily on a date

Peter Pettigrew: Wait what

Marlene McKinnon: afsjtksjdggehej

when 

how 

tell me everything 

Sirius Black: well little prongsie finally sucked up and asked ickle lilykins on date

voila 

Marlene McKinnon: give me the details black

or i s2g ill kick u out of the group 

Sirius Black: empty threats

if u really wanna know u can go ask em

(Marlene McKinnon has removed Sirius Black from the group chat)

Peter Pettigrew: Remind me to not ever cross paths with Marlene 

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THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 17:00)

Jamie Potter: good riddance 

thx marls 

Marlene McKinnon: got u covered hon

now spill 

Jamie Potter: i hv a date with lil on friday:)

Lily Evans: that she does;)

Marlene McKinnon: i demand details ppl

(Dorcas Meadows has removed Marlene McKinnon from the group chat)

Remus Lupin: wh did u do that for 

Dorcas Meadowes: She was being too nosy

I didn't like it

Jamie Potter:.........thx??

Dorcas Meadowes: Welcome sweetie

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THE CURLY SQUAD 

(Tuesday 17:34)

Mary Macdonald: wait what????!!!!!??!

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Wednesday 16:30)

Sirius Black: r v up for spying on them on fri?

Marlene Mckinnon: u kno it;)

Mary Macdonald: hell yeah

Peter Pettigrew: Yes! ofc

Remus Lupin: we should give them some privacy sirius

tho ik its a foreign concept to you

Dorcas Meadowes: Obviously

And of course I wanna spy on them

Remus Lupin: but still...yes

Sirius Black: ther is no privacy between  frnds

YAAY

Marlene Mckinnon: so v meet up at 4 outside the bistro next to three broomsticks 

Peter Pettigrew: Wait when’s their date and where?!??

Mary Macdonald: at 5 in 3 broomsticks pete cmon keep up

Remus Lupin: how did u know that?

Sirius Black: im her brother and both their best frnds its obvio that id be the first one to kno

Marlene Mckinnon: and im lilys best frnd too sirius 

Dorcas Meadows: You spied on them didnt you?

Sirius Black: v hv all the rights to spy on them

Mary Macdonald: wait i thought that i was lilys best frnd

Dorcas Meadowes: I can confidently say that it’s neither of you

I’m her best friend

Sirius Black: prove it

Marlene Mckinnon: yeah!

Dorcas Meadowes:  (sends an attachment)

Marlene Mckinnon: shit

Mary Macdonald: …...fair

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:45)

Jamie Potter: cant wait for our date tomorrow 

Lily Evans: ik u cant 

Jamie Potter: 

Lily Evans: <3

;)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Sirius Black 

(Thursday 19:48)

Jamie Potter: sirius sirius sirius 

lily just sent me a winky face emoticon!!!!

what do i do???!!!?!!!?!?!

(Message read at 19:49)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:51)

Jamie Potter: :D

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Friday 16:30)

Jamie Potter: u ready?

Lily Evans: yes ! 

wher r u

Jamie Potter: cool

just reached ur door

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:30)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys 

its only me and marlene here

Mary Macdonald: just outta class 

be there in 10

Remus Lupin: home

Peter Pettigrew: At the ice cream parlor for ice cream

Dorcas Meadows: Oh get me some too Pete?

Remus Lupin: me too pls pete

Mary Macdonald: oooh id like some too

mint chocolate chip for me pls

Peter Pettigrew: Sure thing! wh abt the rest of u??

Dorcas Meadowes : Strawberry! with a lot of strawberries as toppings!!!

Remus Lupin : devils choc ofc

Sirius Black : guys can v focus at the matter in hand??!!

also charcoal ice cream pls

just as black as my soul

Peter Pettigrew : ...k

U marls??

Marlene Mckinnon:..........vanilla. thx

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:45)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys?!!??!?

theyll b here any sec

Remus Lupin: sirius everyone is here

except for u and marlene

where tf r u guys?!!???

Marlene McKinnon: we r at the spirit store 

where tf r u guys????

Sirius Black: i told u guys to meet us here

Dorcas Meadowes: Wtf is a spirit store?

Sirius Black: a store that sees our spirit 

Peter Pettigrew: Ur ice creams starting to melt!!!!!!

Mary MacDonald: oh the halloween costume shop?

why?

Sirius Black: to dress up ofc

Marlene Mckinnon: honesty guys?

lily and jamie will recognise us if v go like this

and v cant afford that!!!!

Remus Lupin: that is smart….

didnt expect it from u both

Sirius Black: fuck you remus

fuck you

Dorcas Meadowes: So what are our disguises??

Marlene McKinnon: dog ears and nose 

a gily suit

a moon suit

rat whiskers and ears

a tree hat and glasses

and a big floppy hat and sunglasses for my beautiful girlfriend

Dorcas Meadowes: ………….

Peter Pettigrew: Dorcas and remus took ur ice cream btw

Something about it melting, u being stupid and u not being here

 Sirius Black: remy how could u

Marlene McKinnon: ffs dorcas 

i thought u loved me

Peter Pettigrew: Who’s wearing what costume?

Remus Lupin: also sirius 

do u really think that we can pull it off?

itd be tooo obvious 

Mary Macdonald: nd theyll realise that we r spying on them

Sirius Black: they couldnt even realise that they had a crush on each other until i intervened

do you think that theyll realise that its us???????

Remus Lupin: …...point

Sirius Black: so im wearing the dog ears and nose 

marls gonna wear the gily suit

the moon hat and the silver suit is for u remus 

Marlene Mckinnon: the rat whiskers r for peter 

and the tree hat and sunglasses r for mary :)

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:55)

Sirius Black: ok now positions!

marlene mary and i r sitting in the booth behind the big fat hydrangea 

nd remus peter nd dorcas r gonna sit 2 rows behind them in the corner table outside

Peter Pettigrew: How do u even know where the r gonna sit?????!!!!!???

Marlene Mckinnon: v bribed the receptionist obviously

Sirius Black: she will make sure that they sit second in the row between the hydrangeas and the window 

Remus Lupin: how can v hear them if v r outside??

Marlene Mckinnon: oh hush remus 

ever heard of privacy?

Remus Lupin: wtf do u think we r doing rn??!!?!??!?!!

Dorcas Meadowes: Making sure the date goes perfectly?

Sirius Black: thank u dorcas

Mary Macdonald: yeah!

exactly 

Remus Lupin: …………

i give up 

Peter Pettigrew: Just now?

Thought u gave up when Jamie successfully insulted Lily two yers back when in fact she was supposed to ask her out on a date :/

Sirius Black: that was a good laugh

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:04)

Peter Pettigrew: Ok they’re sitting rn 

Dorcas Meadowes: Don’t they look cute together

Remus Lupin: do i hv to wear this silvery rocky suit?!??!

Sirius Black: yes

and yes they look perfect 

our ship is finally sailing 

Dorcas Meadowes: Is is is Jamie stuffing a breadstick in her nose

Peter Pettigrew: No I think she’s trying to look like a walrus

Remus Lupin: she does not need to embarrass herself more

Mary Macdonald: u really think this is anything compared to the time when she tripped over her cat and fell on lilys bday cake?

Sirius Black: lolol

the bruise she left him with lasted for two weeks

Dorcas Meadowes: I stg that woman has the best boxing skills

Marlene Mckinnon: dorcas!!!! not me????

im ur girlfriend!!!

Mary Macdonald: lolololol

she thought that jamie did it on purpose for years lol

Marlene McKinnon: and why tf is lily doing the same

i thought she had more sense than that

Remus Lupin: love can do that to you ya know

Sirius Black: u would know

Marlene McKinnon: ohhh look jamie snorted the breadstick out of her mouth!!

neat

Mary Macdonald: lily did it too

Mary Macdonald: i think she has enough sense to not offend lily 

Remus Lupin: ya think?

u want me to remind u about all the times she offended lily?

Peter Pettigrew: Yeah so much that she hated Jamie

Sirius Black: nah she didnt 

if anything lily hates how much she likes her now

Marlene Mckinnon: do u think theyll order soup?

Sirius Black: yeah ig

jamie wants it to be all fancy

Marlene McKinnon: pls dont order tomato soup

Mary Macdonald: it awfully looked a lot like the waiter said no tomato soup

Peter Pettigrew: Really? Lily hates tomatoes why would Jamie order em

Thought she wouldn’t today

At least

Sirius Black: thank hell jamie didnt order the tomato one

Dorcas Meadowes: Remember when Jamie made marinara for Lily to impress her lol

Remus Lupin: that plan backfired soo bad 

Marlene Mckinnon at least lilys prank to get back at her was awesome

Sirius Black: that was such a power move!!!

and including taylor’s song

shehgeueytoaknd

Remus Lupin: tho she coloured her cat the so called emerald green and not key lime green and v had to listen to her go on and on abt how lily knows her fav colour 

Mary Macdonald: jamie continued to think that it meant that she knew it for three months

:/

Dorcas Meadowes: As if u didnt like it

Mary Macdonald: lol i did love it

Peter Pettigrew: They are bonkers 

Dorcas Meadowes: Bonkers for each other

Sirius Black: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: Their soup’s here

Sirius Black: spinach soup???

ewww jamie 

Peter Pettigrew: Ahh creamy mushroom soup for Lil ig

Awesome choice 

Mary Macdonald: they really ought to try new things

smh

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:16)

Remus Lupin: wh did u guys order?

we ordered a lasagna 

Marlene Mckinnon:?uhh same 

ohhh look 

Peter Pettigrew: The waiter’s back with pasta for both of them YAY

Do you guys think that they realised that we are spying on them??

Marlene Mckinnon: nah they’re hopeless Pete so no

Sirius Black: thank hell that they r cute

Remus Lupin: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: 3 yrs ago I wouldnt have thought that they would be here together on a date

Mary Macdonald: hell they woulnt have even been here as friends 

Remus Lupin: or come here with us

Marlene Mckinnon: lily didnt even kno that she is bi then

Dorcas Meadowes: Yeah

It was quite a rough time for her

Peter Pettigrew: Guyssss

I have a question 

Dorcas Meadowes: Shoot Pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Why is the group name curly squad?

I mean only Dorcas’s hair is curly I only gathered that much

Dorcas Meadowes: Lol no Pete

Sirius Black: LOLOLOL

Marlene Mckinnon: lolll 

Dorcas Meadowes Ohk so

None of us here are just straight so we’re curly lol 

Sirius Black: lil nd i r bi

u r ace

dorcas nd mary r pans

remus is gay

jamie is lesbian 

Marlene Mckinnon: i am bi too 

u already knew that but still

Sirius Black: so yeah thats why 

Peter Pettigrew: Oh wow

Ok

Thanks guys 

Sirius Black: np pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Jamie just leaned over to brush the remnants of pasta from lilys lips!!!!!!!!

Mary Macdonald: thats soo cute they r perfect

Sirius Black: nauseating more like

Dorcas Meadowes: I’m just revelling in the fact that she didnt brush him off

Marlene Mckinnon: thats second year of uni lily

even first fits in the category 

Peter Pettigrew: and she held her hand!!!!!

Bold

Sirius Black: is that…...snep

Remus Lupin: snep?????

Dorcas Meadowes: Where

Sirius Black: behind u guys

Remus Lupin: OHHHH FUCK

Mary Macdonald: do u think that he knows abt their date

Sirius Black: well jamie did post it on her insta so…….

Dorcas Meadowes: Oh shit

Peter Pettigrew: Shit alright

Marlene Mckinnon: hes coming over ig

Mary Macdonald: yup hes in

Sirius Black: WHYYYYYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD

COULDNT YOU LET MY SHIP LIVE IN PEACE!!!!

Remus Lupin: well u know what they say abt cannons sinking a ship :/

Sirius Black: remus theodore lupin u dare say that jily lames is not cannon

Marlene Mckinnon: remus ralph lupin wtf

Dorcas Meadowes: Remy, how could you?

Peter Pettigrew: Why would you say that Remus?

Mary Macdonald: remus john lupin u take that back right this instant

oh we r playing call remus wrong names 

sry I didnt realise

 Remus Lupin: i am sry guys I ship jily as much as u do

Sirius Black: LAMES

Remus Lupin: but i had to lol

i think v should go stop him from disturbing them

Mary Macdonald: hes already headed their way

its too late

Marlene Mckinnon: i s2g i will punch snep today if he does anything to them

Sirius Black: ill tackle him 

Marlene McKinnon: perfect

Mary Macdonald: v might blow our cover too

not that im worried abt that

tho they might not appreciate the sentiment 

Sirius Black: v shld go

Dorcas Meadowes: I feel like they'll want to handle this themselves

But ok!

Mary Macdonald: ok he hates u and remus the most so dorcas and i should go first 

Sirius Black: but im their best friend

Dorcas Meadowes: Too late they’re already talking

Sirius Black: NOOOOOO

Remus Lupin: ig he just mentioned siris name

Sirius Black: seems that way

if he says anything abt jamie or reg i will lose it

Dorcas Meadowes: I think he’s berating lily for being out with jamie….

Mary Macdonald: ofc what else does the greasy slime ball know

Sirius Black: ok im gonna go

Peter Pettigrew: How to grease your hair 101??

Sirius Black: lol yes

Marlene Mckinnon: is he

is he pointing over to us

Mary Macdonald:k they r looking at us

Peter Pettigrew: Did Lily just call ur name out, guys?

Dorcas Meadowes: Mary, make sure Marls and Sirius don’t do anything stupid

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“Sirius, no!” Remus shouted, as the boy in question marched over to Jamie’s and Lily’s table. 

“Well, hello there snivellus. Looking positively greasy today aren’t we?” Sirius taunted. 

“What are you doing here Black?” Snape sneered. 

Sirius hummed before responding, “We just fancied a dinner here. What about you?”

“Looking for something to grease?” Marlene chimed. 

“Marlene,” Lily warned. 

“Thought I’d visit my friend Lily here. That’s all Black,” Snape answered. 

“More like crash her date,” Dorcas muttered, as she joined the group around Lily and Jamie’s table with Remus, Mary, and Peter.

“I am not your friend Snape.” Lily stood up, accompanied by Jamie.

“Lily!” The greasy haired man faced her pleadingly, “I care about you a lot. That’s why I’m telling you to not date Potter! Thinking that you’re bi may well just be a phase that’ll go away, Lily. Moreover, she doesn’t really care about you! She just thinks that you are some sort of prize to be won.” 

Jamie looked like she wanted to dislocate Snape’s jaw, her fists curled at her sides. But the warning glance Lily threw her, made her insides calm down 

“You know nothing about me Snape,” Lily said, with gritted teeth. “Now go away before I dislocate your nose.” Sirius whistled in support. 

“Lily, we’ve been best friends since we were ten. I know you, Lily. Please listen to me,”

“If you were my best friend you’d have supported me instead of behaving like an ignorant ass. Now please go away.”

“Lily, please.”

Barely a moment later, Lily’s fist connected with Snape’s nose. Blood leaked down his front, while the rest of the gang rushed to vocally support her. 

 “You’ll regret that Lily!” Snape glared threateningly. 

Before long, Sirius had tackled Snape to the ground, and accidentally splattered the lasagna the waiter was bringing over to their table, on Snape’s head. 

“I...“ Lily began.

“You can save your breath, Lils,” Sirius started, “he’s a harmless, entitled prick”

“Looks like you have a lot of grease to get rid of, Snep,” Marlene announced. 

“And Snep, pro tip: the only shampoo that keeps the grease at bay is the Sleakeasy shampoo. You should try it out!” Jamie, ever so helpful, advised, and moved to position her hand behind Lily’s back. 

“Sorry about that Sir, we’ll cover the charges for the ill-fated lasagna,” Sirius apologised to the waiter as he helped him up from the ground. 

“Could you please get him out of this shop? He’s been troubling us, as you can see,” Dorcas asked, politely. 

The waiter simply looked baffled. However, he nodded and successfully escorted Snape out of the restaurant. 

“Now this is going to be quite the first date story to tell at the wedding.” Peter spoke up for the first time since they gathered at the table between the hydrangeas and the windows. 

Jamie blushed and looked around, anywhere but at Lily, though her hand never left Lily’s back, while the redhead laughed at her.

“Well, since we’re all together, we can have dessert and you can continue spying on us while sitting at our table,” Lily said. “Nice ears you’ve got there, Sirius. Though I’d prefer Dorcas’s floppy hat.”

“Yeah! I personally love the whiskers, Pete. Seriously, Marlene? A gily suit? Inconspicuous much? And Remus, you have enough sense to stop them!” Jamie put on. 

Remus just shrugged, his big crescent shaped moon hat toppling Mary’s tree hat downwards. “Sorry,” he said, bending to pick it up. 

“Thanks,” she said, when he gave the hat to her, “why did we agree to wear these again?”

“So we would be incognito, Mary”

“And we were successful! These oblivious dorks didn’t even realise that it was us until old snivelly pointed it out,” Sirius stated.

“Also, we did have ice-cream before coming here, so you guys should continue, we’ll leave,” Dorcas said. 

“Hey! We didn’t get to eat that ice-cream! You and Remus took it from us,” Marlene reprimanded. 

“Yeah! So we’ll be staying here and you guys can shoo away,” Sirius included. 

“Well in that case you can all leave and get yourselves ice cream while Lily and I can finally enjoy our date,” Jamie, now pushing Sirius, and shoo-ing the others to the doors, said. 

“Say what you want Jamie, I am enjoying our date,” expressed Lily. 

“You are?” Jamie turned around, completely forgetting the others in the room. 

“Well, looks like they’re more nauseating and lame than before. Should we go?” Asked Marlene. 

“Nah. Let’s just sit outside and spy on them through the window,” Sirius smirked. 

[carbootsoul]

fic recs? ive been combing out my locs for 3 hours and im So Bored,,.,.,

hell YEAH i have so many since i uh have been reading soo much fanfiction over quarantine lol and have also been reading ace attorney fic since like 5th grade or something equally stupid. like i am running out. (also thank u for the excuse to reread my favorite fics sjdklfjs i have to make sure they’re as good as i remember before recommending them to u 🥺). sorry this is a little late i finally convinced my little brother to watch sk8 with me lol

anyway leo’s fanfiction recs!! these aren’t in any particular order (technically they’re in chronological order of when i read them i guess) and most of them r going to be ace attorney but i think i’ve got two or three mp100 fics too!! i just didn’t have as many mob psycho fics bookmarked which is bothering me since i know i’ve read a lot of really good serirei fics i just didn’t save them everywhere.. if i send u an ask later with just links to a few that’s why.

gravity- (ace attorney, klapollo, rated e) if u haven’t read gravity yet.. i mean valid but i reread this one last night and it is just as good as i remember.. this is a weird thing to say about a klapollo fanfiction (and the klapollo is VERY GOOD) but i am obsessed with how miles and phoenix r characterized in this it’s such a fun perspective on their characters oh my god. there are a few points in this fic where i had to like. stop and look away because i was so excited about how it was written lol. there’s a second part to this fic that’s a mini wrightworth scene and it makes me go actually insane

the same thing, self aware- (ace attorney, wrightworth, rated m) cw past alcoholism. one of my top 3 ace attorney fanfics honestly 🥺 the premise is that phoenix and miles broke up when phoenix adopted trucy and they decide to spend a weekend together when miles gets back to san francisco (latter half of the 7 year gap) and GOD. it’s p angsty but has a happy ending and is also like. such an interesting look at their characters. also this:

“Well, fuck, Miles, why did you even ask me here?” Miles says into the kitchen sink, “Because you used to be my best friend.”

forty years in the wilderness- (ace attorney, wrightworth, rated t) classic post aj fic about edgeworth’s return to the states. i think most ppl have read this one but like. for good reason. sometimes i talk to my friend leo while i read fics and send them my favorite parts and i swear i sent them like 3/4ths of this fic. it’s just SO sweet and in character and i love it

to go another day- (ace attorney, wrightworth, rated t) god this fic is STUPID fluffy and rly short but it lives in my head rent free. horrifyingly in character and im obsessed with it

what we make- (mp100, reigen & tome, rated t) it’s been a while since i read this but im weak for any content about tome and reigen since like.. i’m obsessed with how similar they are.. the same kind of obnoxious gay. also the background serirei is rly sweet 🥺🥺

all there is- (ace attorney, wrightworth & past krisnix, rated e) cw for dubcon, dissociation during sex, and alcoholism. this is probably the angstiest fic on this list and deals with a lot of heavy topics but it’s really well written. the summary says ‘phoenix and kristoph during the seven year gap, phoenix and miles after it’ and yeah basically. 

catch me i’m falling- (mob psycho, terumob, rated g) college aus.. pining teru.... other ppl having crushes on mob (as they should).. fluff... shou being mean to teru... thank u

wilst du mich heiraten?- (ace attorney, wrightworth, rated t) HI THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE FANFICTION EVER oh my GOD its so tender and good and the found family of it all. miles calling phoenix darling/sweetheart is my favorite hc. it’s told in two parts- one from phoenix’s pov before his disbarrment and one from apollo’s after everything with kristoph- and i just. seriously read this one it makes me so very happy. everything by the author is also good- my other personal favorites are love most definitely requited (the only hanahaki fic i’ve ever enjoyed) and reading between the lines (the original trilogy from miles’s pov). 

surrender on no sides- (mob psycho, character driven/ritshou, rated m for drug use, violence, and psychological abuse) tw for a lot of things- i’d advise looking at the tags. ok when i said all there is is the angstiest fic i was lying because i forgot about this one. uhh frankly don’t read it if you’re at all worried about any of the tags because this is VERY intense. the premise is that ritsu is the one who goes into mogami’s fucked up head land instead of mob (& mogami’s world is worse than canonically) and things just go downhill from there. i think about this fic on a weekly basis tho

this got LONG i didn’t realize how many favorite fics i had until i was listing them. thank u for asking tho!! i get really excited about things i’m into so it’s fun to get to ramble about them lol. i hope u enjoy these (and that you haven’t read all of them already lol)

[yibuo]

UMMM I would love to know what exactly happened with xnine too if you know??

i didn’t know how to answer this without hating on long danni but... that’s not possible when you’re talking about xnine

CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG IN ANY WAY @ DIMPLES AND CFANS

tldr ceo addicted to producing survival shows realizes boy group is incapable of feeding her fat rabbit because of her OWN mismanagement and throws them away (literally? probably not, maybe, idk)

HOLY SHIT THIS BECAME RLY LONG IM BEGGING KEEP READING TO WORK LO LOL LOL

long danni= wjjw company ceo

wjjw=company that xnine, xz, r1se, etc are under

huo mala: fat company rabbit that WILL give u nightmares goodness gracious thinking about him sends chills down my spine

alright so long danni (ldn i will refer to her) & ee media along w/ tencent and sm made the survival show x-fire... the premise of xfire was that 16 contestants split into two different teams (white and red) and then at the end it would boil down to each team having 4 members and the winning team would debut as a group called xfire...but wait...the group’s name is xnine? so out of red team (peng chuyue, baishu, xiao zhan, xia zhiguang) and white team(wu jiacheng, gu jiacheng, zhao lei, and guo zifan) white team won...and they unofficially debuted as xfire..went abroad to train yadda yadda yadda and then a few months later, TELL ME WHY LONG DANNI DECIDES TO RELEASE POLLS TO LET FANS VOTE IN 5 MEMBERS INTO XFIRE TO CREATE XNINE! ldn PLEASE if u wanted to rig the show you should’ve decided in the beginning what was the point of making the teams and the fans fight against each other...

so yeah xz and crew weren’t actually supposed to debut according to show rules...i mean i’m glad they debuted obviously bc x9 is x9 but ee media and frickin ldn couldve handled this better...like every member except chen molerat is amazing and great but....WHY DIDNT MaNAGEMENT NOT BLATANTLY RIG THEM INTO THE GROUP

but also thank u ldn for also letting us get to know the 4 guys who were added n not chen molerat <3 but like DO UR JOB PROPERLY

anyway the polls were RIGGED obviously thanks ldn what did u expect out of making POLLS, and xiao zhan, peng chuyue, xia zhiguang, yan xujia, and chen z*** were added to the group to create xnine...talk about rigged when chen z*** the molerat lookin turdface misogynist was added... anyway at the time he wasnt known to be problematic but ya the whole rigging thing caused a whole rift esp when x9 debuted bc there were fanwars and death threats initially but xfire did well because it was one of the (if not only) survival shows at that time and x9 debuted w/ a good response etc

then they got moved to wjjw (still owned by ldn thanks ldn) and wjjw is known for hoarding artists and not promoting them (THEY HAVE LIKE 45 ARTISTS BUT WERE FORMED 3 YEARS AGO MAKE IT MAKE SENSE) and not being promoted properly was EXACTLY what happened to xnine. as idols what they needed was music promotions, variety shows, etc stuff to get them as people out there but this genius ldn decided to promote them through stupid zodiac dramas like super star academy (to promote xfire finalists) and oh my emperor (which was an xnine drama). now i haven’t watched OME, but SSA gave me enough brain rot and gunk for me to not watch OME. (the only person who could act was baishu), and the story was SO BAD. nevermind the acting, because the boys weren’t initially slated to be actors, but the story was horrible, girl without superpowers suddenly becomes white cult goddess at the end??? WHAT???????? why didn’t ldn just promote them normally !!!!!! are they an actor group or an idol group???? I LOVE XNINE, THEY ARE TALENTED ARTISTS !!!! and eventually some went into acting (xz, guo zifan, gu jiacheng) BUT WAS THAT THE TIME DLFNJNF and then they just kept getting sent into random dramas and movies as random side characters instead of being able to make music and promote????? i’m sorry i’ve been stuck on using dramas to promote x9 for a while because that’s such a SILLY IDEA *vigorously shakes head* 

ldn knows how to do survival shows but she doesn’t know how to promote her artists thanks ldn. xnine has so much talented, we know xiao zhan is a great singer, but other main vocalists like wu jiacheng, zhao lei, and peng chuyue are amazing as welll, here’s me plugging this video of zl and pcy performing their self-written song on produce camp because it’s the most beautiful thing ever

-oh yeah somewhere in here insert chen molerat getting outed as a pedo misogynist cheater by his gf who still has the audacity to have xnine in his weibo name because xnine starting to get popular gtfo rat lookin ass i WILL barf, when we say ot8 xnine we mean xnine w/o chen toadratass but sometimes ppl think it’s xnine minus xz which is untrue-

they also have talented rappers (gu jiacheng yan xujia) and dancers (xia zhiguang guo zifan) like xia zhiguang can end me with his spinning flying kick thing and i WILL let him 

so YEAH !! TALENT that went to waste because wjjw gave them weird random hiatuses and kept pushing them as actors??? seriously what is with this actor stuff...so that’s why they debuted in 2016 and have very little discography to their name because wjjw just gave up...trying to promote them GOD thank u so much ldn for ur incomptency <3333 xnine had members in diff stages of life (ranging from xz who was born in 91, to yan xujia born in 2001, they were all close tho soo cute) and wjjw really was like nope we’re not gonna try to promote yall’s dreams of becoming singers on the stage because they couldn’t add 34783473 pounds to fat huo mala’s weight

so ya a lot of people are like omg wjjw hates xiao zhan!!! ya no they hate all of xnine but now xz is bringing enough money to make huo mala even fatter so good for huo mala i guess /s

also rumors and any bad media? lol wjjw doesn’t care they do a shit job at handling bad things too WHAT A WELLROUNDED COMPANY

OH ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THYE HAD 3 DAYS TO PREPARE FOR A CONCERT???????????? WHAT????????? wjjw u mfs

anyway to summarize my rants above wjjw did  a SHIT job of promoting xnine as idols when the boys worked so hard and wjjw kept tryna push them to acting bye (some of them can’t act and literally don’t WANT TO ACT HHHSFLNF), wjjw is also horrible at letting all of the xnine members shine when as i mentioned before, they’re ALL TALENTED!!!! and then they just gave up on xnine somewhere in 2017-2018... ok anyway so is xnine disbanded? no although some may say their last concert in dec 2018 was their last concert ever they’re not disbanded

xiao zhan , gu jiacheng, and guo zifan went into acting

wu jiachang is focusing on his music etc (he was actually the first member of xnine i came across when i watched the collaboration/cyzj in 2018...yes carats this is That wu jiacheng!!!) MAN CAN SING

peng chuyue, zhao lei, xia zhiguang, yan xujia all went on produce camp 2019 (aNOTHER SURVIVAL SHOW BC THEY WANTED TO BE ON THE MF STAGE BC THATS WHY THEYRE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WJJW) along w/ fellow labelmates zhou zhennan and zhai xiao wen ... and everyone but peng chuyue made it to the final 11 spots and got to debut in the group r1se...UNFORTUNATELY ALSO UNDER WJJW HELP SEND HELP

if they’re in r1se does that mean they quit xnine? no! they’re in both that’s just how survival shows work it’s kind of weird

peng chuyue recently released a song and it’s really good and you can’t not tell me that it’s gay here it is

anyway xnine hasn’t disbanded!! the X玖少年�� (xnine) in the non-r1se members’ weibo names say that loud n clear!!! and when the r1se members from xnine won produce camp 2019, they all made xnine signs SO XNINE IS ALIVE and they do keep in contact!!

why haven’t we seen blatant public interactions btwen xiao zhan and the xnine members? because some frickin annoying xz solo stans/xfx claim that the other members use xz for popularity (HELLO??????? IN WHAT WORLD DOES THAT MAKE SENSE HALF OF THEM R LITERALLY HIS KIDS BUT OK) 

anyway in conclusion wjjw doesn’t know how to promote any of their artists, thus screwing over xnine members and making them go on a group hiatus where they focus on acting/singing/r1se for r1se members but they are very much xnine as of now !!!

here’s some REALLY GOOD RESOURCES to follow xnine bc as an ifan it’s mf hard

-xnine slideshow

-xnine faq

-xnine eng sub channel by yuer

-all of that content i listed above was made/subbed by one person and she is the queen of uhh...xnine international fandom outreach (????) how do i word it but she’s been subbing and spreading xnine long before xiao zhan’s popularity skyrocketed so go follow her for updates and memes here

-xnine intl fanbase twt and tumblr

-and here’s this twt account with dumb pics of xnine because why not

also i’m pretty sure there’s a wip video explaining x9′s history being created (by yuer because queen) so when that’s posted i’ll rb this and post it here

also here’s this video dragging wjjw

[depressed-sock]

Friends in High Places

A Fallen Hero fanfic

Old Morgan fic I wrote and forgot to post. (There was supposed to be more but again I forgot this even existed until I found it looking through wip’s lol)

“What the fuck are you looking at?” the man tries to stand tall against you but comes up a few inches short, anger simmering in his mind. Oh no… What did you do this time? You had spaced out for a bit, not really paying attention to the world around you. Then a spike of anger and this man stomping towards you in a fit of rage.

 “Nothing?” you say in confusion because it’s the truth.

 “Oh, I’m nothing huh,” more anger, a line of thought heading fast towards attacking you.

 “Honestly!” you hold up your hands in a placating manner, “I was just trying to remember which way to the grocery store and then I started thinking about what I was supposed to buy and I should probably get something other than alcohol… maybe limes…” are limes alone considered a food if you put them in the alcohol? ...Maybe Julia is right and you need to eat actual food…

 “I think this Julia is completely right,” your focus snaps back to him. Holy fuck is he another telepath?? His thoughts have turned from anger to worry and he’s looking at you oddly. “Seriously eat some real food man.”

 “Person,” you say automatically, a habit you feel into. You know some people don’t take kindly to but it’s easier to know who to actively avoid those who hate you for being what you are than trying to conform to some weird set of rules.

 “Uhh right, person… I can work with that,” he mutters scratching the back of his neck, “Do you need help finding the grocery store?” It crosses your mind to wonder why his temperament has changed so much but seeing as he’s willing to help you get back on track you may as well take the help.

 “Yes,” you most definitely do.

….

 “Hey, Morgan!” Taylor calls as you walk by, his smile bright against his tanned face. “Don’t tell me you’re lost again!”

 “I’m not lost again?” you are but he did ask you not to tell him. He laughs but a frown quickly tugs on his lips as you fully turn to him.

 “Who hurt you,” a demand, anger simmering under the surface of his thoughts. Your hand unconsciously reaches to the bandage on your cheek.

 You shrug in response, “Stupidity and hazards of my...job?” is that what it is? You don’t actually get paid for it… you didn’t even know you were a vigilante until Anathema had pointed it out. You hadn’t really done any of it with an intention, people just cried out for help and you were nearby so you figured you may as well help.

 His frown grows as he studies you before he sighs, “Someone didn’t get you involved in any shady shit did they?” His mind rapid firing going through lists of people you don’t know, trying to figure out if someone might be using you.

 “No?” you scrunch your face in confusion, it’s more you hitting the shady people with a bat. And then getting your cheek caught on a barbed wire fence when trying to run away from their reinforcements.

 “...Right,” he shakes his head, a smile coming back but his mind still working on a whole different level, “So are you actually lost again?”

 “You said not to tell you.”

 “Morgan,” he laughs looking at you with a weird expression, “It was a joke.”

…

 “So, I saw you with the Marshal,” he’s got a sly smile on his lips as he sips his beer.

 “Oh yeah, Julia,” you nervously tap your fingers against your own bottle. She’d finally convinced you to go out to lunch with her, and it’s still making your nerves fire off in a panic. You’re not sure why, or why you’ve been avoiding her since.

 “Soo,” He looks over at you smile never faltering even as his mind does, “How is she?”

 “Okay?” you respond, unsure of what he’s actually asking.

 “Just okay?” he tilts his head, “I mean I’ve heard stories but none of them ever said she was just okay.” OHHH, he means her fighting style.

 “Fuck, I misinterpreted what you said,” he laughs and you shake your head, “Her fighting is amazing, I’ve never seen anyone fight like her before.”

 He sighs head falling into his hands, "No Morgan that’s not what I was talking about,” he looks back up to you, “I meant how is she in bed?”

 “Uhhhh How should I know???” Did he think you were sleeping together? Apparently, because his mind immediately soothes over, and he lets out a sigh of relief.

 “She not your type?” he asks looking away as he takes another sip of beer.

 Is she? You… you actually never thought about this before… You’ve found people attractive but you wouldn’t exactly say anyone’s your type. How do you even know if someones your type?? Is there some kind of sudden revelation???

 “Uhhh Morgan,” a hand waving in front of your face and you look back to find his worried gaze.

 “I don’t know?” you really don’t.

 “You don’t know if she’s your type?” he asks for clarification.

 "Yeah that… I guess I never really thought about it before."

 He lets out a short laugh, "Maybe you should think about who your type is than."

 "Sure," you take another sip of your drink, "if I remember to."

[wattanvs]

hello squad fam, my name’s alex and i’m 18 and uhh , yeah! i’m excited to be here and i also don’t know what i’m doing at all ever so pls accept me :~) this is my girl achara who goes by the nickname bella, and she’s a total mess! she hates her life and she hates being in student debt and she hates herself so you could call her something of a… triple threat. HENNYWAYS please give her lots of plots and maybe force some love or more pain onto her

my girl here is a choreographer and has her own youtube channel

she started dancing at the age of five and tbh she’s been hooked since,,, to this day she remembers coming up with different choreography with her older sister and freestyling to any song she would hear

even though both of her parents pushed her towards college she absolutely detested it and was like no ?? that’s not for me ?? but eventually, like the slight pushover she is, ending up caving and going and majoring in dance, so tbh it wasn’t too bad of a decision bc she’s living out her life dream as a choreographer

the downside...she’s drowning in student debt rn pls help

( death, familial loss ) buuut two years ago she lost her sister in a car accident and when that happened she got really sad? she was soo close to her and relied on her for nearly everything, so once that happened she became very reclusive and hid in her room for days

until one day she sorta came to terms with it and just got out seeming like a whole new person, like a 180 degree change

became more upbeat and cheerful, makes herself the brunt of jokes just for fun

bella has 0 shame, gives 0 fucks, which makes her fun to be around ig

she’s the kind of girl who if u walked in on… while showering….. or whatever…… would ask u to join in

also the kind of girl who appears at all these bomb ass parties but disappears 30 min in bc she’s in a room asleep

she doesn’t even care she’s labeled as a “celebrity”...she’s honestly kinda confused?? like when a video of her dancing to her own choreo went viral she was like wtf bro that’s not even my best and ranted for like an hour why another video deserved it

100% a perfectionist but she’s such a sweet choreographer...if you ask her to choreograph anything for you she will make sure it’s the best okay

v v attentive and will make sure you get everything right but absolutely will not yell at you and will try to make you laugh if she thinks you’re getting frustrated

also calls herself a local meme enthusiast & there’s a 99% chance she’ll quote some type of vine during a conversation

but deep down despite all her stupid memes.. .. or whatever… it’s mostly a kind of coping mechanism to her? like she just really HATES feeling vulnerable so she makes up for that by being super outgoing to distract herself from thinking too much about her sister’s death

but she’s a Good Girl she really is, esp hates seeing people struggle or be in pain and would do as much as she can to help/defend them, which is why she often puts herself second and sacrifices a lot in the process

kinda hard to take srsly, but she gets annoyed pretty quick too despite how easygoing she is, so u’ll def know when she means smth is impt to her

at the same time people might get easily annoyed at her bc she might come across as someone who doesn’t take stuff seriously but it’s just bc she doesn’t wanna get too emotionally invested and hurt

so if you think you’re gonna have a heart to heart with her ... well, good luck charlie

isn’t afraid to speak her mind and voice her opinions, so uh if she despises u she will tell u and (sorta) make u feel like shit

if she’s not working she’s usually holed up in her room but sometimes she comes out n does nice stuff for her friends like leave random gifts (like dildos) on their doorsteps LOL (w notes that say: u need to get laid bro)

generally nice to be around?? altho she does stupid shit n would accept anyone’s dares in a second and seems like she has NO regard for her life

BUT she’s a funny girl and works hard

trustable 4 sure, ur secret’s safe w her

would make a friend in general despite everything FOR REAL she’s good for cuddles n making ramen and making you laugh

anw LOVE MY BBY PLS!!!! thank u babes i look forward to interacting w u all cuties

[familiaanteomnia]

~an random assortment of thoughts~ -okay but as much you’d think Xav would be the sort to ‘oh my god i’ve got compensate you for being my fake date tonight’ (which he does constantly go ‘soo uhh how much do i owe you for having the bad luck to experience me commiting Atrocities) he likely hasn’t ever paid *many times for a fake date etc -many hookup stories of ‘so they tried to pay me and i was like flattered but confused....’ *OH moment dawns* ‘high iq be damned, the power of hot people and fun of flirting possessed me’ -nate & xav know american sign language somewhat out of necessity (sometimes used just to communicate without talking and pretty often sibling bickering *sometimes super serious* but it can tend to be a lot of when xav loses all oxygen crashing into the pavement and nate like ‘lol where are those expert crash landing skills now’ -100% haven’t had many mistaken for, mix up moments but certainly had like periods of time in infancy where it did happen *for like most main verses obviously even more likely in others etc/some 110% where they just swap for little things ie namely xav going :) i’m taking all his tests for him and nathan being like ??? the fuck when finds out) -one positive association nate has in his life is quarter machines/gumball contraption ones especially (likely frequently as a child was like plz father do you have a quarter- and sean just like dumping several into nate’s hands) *might have a few negative memories he’s forgotten but i feel sean would very much not mind being like ‘here child i have to take an important call- go play in the mall arcade’’* (but also he probably just enjoys that stuff, likewise xav is a claw machine gremlin/arcade entity of chaos compared to nate’s more wholesomeness) -that being said nate does have Moments where it’s like you might end a shopping trip with him being like needing intervention before he blows an stupid amount of cash for portions of every candy available (bonus if obviously A. he can’t carry that much of candy in his hands and B. one is busted and dispenses a wild amount) -both tend to leave change behind for kids (or prizes, xav especially enjoys stockpiling bouncy balls in the slot so if a kid is even just wishfully opening the flaps they get something- especially in ones that are busted and give a lot) so there is pretty good odds some kid will turn one for fun and then be like ??? free candy?? (xav arcade wise is a frequent ‘i don’t really need this and so like i’m going to make somebody elses day- this is the man who will see somebody like strike out and wholesomely obtain the price for them especially if he knows them) -xav is an fiend for bubble gum ice cream (especially with chunks b.ubble yum branded was an go to when he was a kid) and both really like birthday cake but not all brands of it, nate’s go to is strawberry *both are super picky about chocolate and neither can explain why most chocolate ice creams just taste horrendos to them) *both do enjoy chocolate/aren’t pickyish about it candy wise as much so it’s just a thing of its own nature* -along with that xav Loves making his own ice cream, or mixing things into a container of store-bought vanilla (he loves especially making his own good sized chunk cookie dough ice cream/aside that obviously bubble gum flavored given as he grows up it becomes like relatively extinct to obtain) -going into nate’s room at the estate can be shocking because it given very clean/show room rich energy but in the same breath it’s like, oh there’s a whole giant bucket of l.egos there, that’s not a small bookshelf and it’s got a lot of science fiction+some real double takers etc you have signed stuff etc (the display of cameras, usually signs of some in repair on the desk etc) -nate can make the most elaborate blanket forts, comfortable etc with ease *years of doing so especially with xav where they’d do things like turn the whole basement theater room area into one* that being said he also will be the accident prone one where if it starts to collapse, it’ll usually be right where he is and not where the other person is (he’d had heavy ass books slam into him growing up and been like .... Anyways back to it)

[themanbexl]

Riverdale ramble 3x06

Ok Riverdale Is back after rudely not being on last week 🙄

Oh looks like Betty is going to go all sherlock Holmes On this gargoyle king drama

Nevermind jughead interrupted her before she had a chance probably a good thing to be fair 😂

Sooo doesn't the gargoyle king get a soar back from having those branches on his back all the time and also going through doorways must be a hard thing for him to do🤔

Really Betty you go straight to the let's go after them when you get told there is a large group of crazies worshipping a gargoyle king ... That's your first thought not wow that's messed up???

I swear she's going to be killed one of these days she isn't the smartest when it comes to situation like that 😂

That's right jughead tell your girl to not push her luck by chasing a gang of masked crazies 👏👏

Alice of course your daughter has something to do with this.... it's like you don't know her at all 🙄

Lies betty lies😱 just Kidding. You definitely can't tell your mom about the whole jailbreak thing.

Alice is still acting weird

No Archie what you need to do is hunker down in the bunker and wait it out until you can escape or your friends can prove your innocence either or really 🙄

Listen to Veronica she is speaking some wise words.

Sheriff jackass needs to cool it with the threats to josie sheeesh

Oh shhh JOSIE!! Omg wtf 😱

Good catch cheryl 👏👏

That creepy farm girl is probably behind the seizures maybe idk but she's creepy soo 💁

Don't back people into a corner betty you don't know how they will react 🙄 it won't end well

I know I'm supposed to be looking at jughead and his little speech to fangs and sweat pea but really all I can think about is how beautiful fangs is like omg 😍😍

Uhh has kevin been working out the boy's arms are looking tonned damn

Oh here we go betty I hope you know what your doing🤔

I still love bettys jacket

Oh so he's the douchwad that hit Reggie 😒😒 you sir are an asshole!

Uhh Hiram you may be fine but don't interrupt FP and Alice talking about a gargoyle king that could have killed the goddamn principle of the school back when you were kids 🙄

Yeah Hermione tell your man!

Duh you don't grow cyanide Hermione 😂😂

Oop damn pulling no punches tonight Hermione 😂

I love the parents of riverdale

Oh wow that's actually tragic poor Penelope

Lol betty that was very compassionate of you 🙄😂😂

Ooh FP calm down

Woah great jughead is crazy and so is FP damn and all over a game

That doctor is still really creepy

Clever girl Veronica 👏👏

It's a pretty terrible disguise archie has I mean it's a hat

Good job Veronica 👏👏

Oh Joaquin this probably isn't going to end well for you 🙄🙄

I'm with Hiram jughead has lost his mind

Hare to say it but Hiram has a point all of the parents he named are pretty good suspects

Wow Veronica you got yourself into a jam there 😂

So how did he die??

Oh he was murdered how serious and not at all shocking

So it was Penelope blossom.... of course it was

Bad things happen in mines just guys this isn't good

Told you bad things happen

Oh Joaquin

There's a lot of death in this episode huh?

You have that right Archie someone does want you dead

Eww don't call her aunty

Oooh that question hit a nerve

I like Penelope's coat

Something is gonna happen this whole scene screams something bad

Told you

How the f did he or her get those damn branches in??? It makes no sense!!

The popcorn is gonna burn! Such a waste

Wait so People really picked up and carried a headstone to a person's house? That's commitment right there 😂😂

Damn that's cold Veronica

Alice what are you doing?? Omg no don't do this not there holy shh don't do it

Omg Archie don't.... what... omg... seriously yeah you can go home just go home 🙄

You broke up with her by a phone call seriously crappie move after all she just did to help get you free... I always said you were stupid 🙄

Oh so is jughead leaving town too??

The stupid sisters of quiet mercy😭😭😭😭

Well damn that was a crazy episode with so much going on but some of it was a bit predictable others made no sense like why would someone who has been proven innocent still run away?? But anyway I'm looking forward to where things go from here

[donghyuwus]

85 questions

tagged by: @noirbabes and @redcucumbers 

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

i’m tagging: @xalichan @jaeminftstars @huangjuuns @osakaprinceyutaa @sakuurae @glamjae @huis-totally-innocent-smirk @kachuwritings @verkwannie @najaeminloveclub @jenostransbf (im not that social so i won’t tag more people, anyways feel free to not do this if you don't want to and ignore this if you’ve already done it)

last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - my friend because i couldn't find her lmao

3. text message - i think it was to @huangjuuns :)

4. song you listened to - God is a woman - Ariana grande

5. time you cried - uhh maybe 2 weeks ago? i really can’t remember

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - kinda but like i was 5 so??

8. been cheated on - nope (not romantic wise)

9. lost someone special - kinda

10. been depressed - yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope

fave colours

12. pink/pastel pink

13. white

14. golden brown

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes and i’m so happy i have because they all are amazing and i love them <3

16. fallen out of love - nope, i haven't really been in love since last year tbh

17. laughed until you cried - a lot

18. found out someone was talking about you - yup

19. met someone who changed you - yes (in a good way tho)

20. found out who your friends are - yuppp

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - i never really use facebook so i really don't know

23. do you have any pets - yup quite a lot since i live on a farm, i won't name all of them cause it will be quite long

24. do you want to change your name - uhm, my first name is fatna and i don't really like it since english peope pronounce it quite weird and i get bullied with it.. so that's why i go by my second name josephine 

25. what did you do for your last birthday - i went to school and played in the snow with my classmates

26. what time did you wake up today - 08:56 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - scrolling trough tumblr

28. what is something you can’t wait for - a nct dream comeback lol

30. what are you listening to right now - man in the mirror - michael jackson

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - uhm.. i don't think so?

32. something that gets on your nerves - people asking for food while they have more than enough their own. i have nothing against sharing but dude if you see i just bought something because i didn't have lunch and you have your hands full of food expect me to get annoyed

33. most visited website - tumblr, followed by yt

34. hair color - chestnut brown

35. long or short hair - medium/long

36. do you have a crush on someone - not really

37. what do you like about yourself - i like that i’m quite friendly and creative i guess

38. want any piercings? - maybe some in my ear

39. blood type - a

40. nicknames - jo, josie, jose, bean, baby and daughter

41. relationship status - single since birth

42. zodiac - sagittarius 

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - stranger things and gravity falls

45. tattoos - i don't have any but maybe in the future i want to get a few tiny tattoos

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - nope

48. piercings - 1 in each ear

49. sport - i used to do gymnastics when i was 7 but i sucked at that so bad, currently i’m doing nothing but i enjoy dancing but am too shy to do it in front of others soooo

50. vacation - england!! canada, france, korea, japan and italy

51. trainers - uhm.. i guess 4/5 pairs??

more general

52. eating - pancakes, chicken and cheescake!!

53. drinking - iced coffee, tea and water

54. i’m about to watch - nothing specific 

55. waiting for - love (lol im so cringey i know, call me a hopeless romantic) 

56. want - hugs and forehead kisses (idk why)

57. get married - not now but in the future i really do

58. career - idk maybe something with kids or helping people in general

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - not really a preference but i get really self-concious about my height around short people bcs im already quite tall

62. older or younger - i prefer older but i wouldn't mind younger

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - i have something for troublemakers since i always seem to attract them

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - no

68. lost glasses - nope

69. turned someone down - nope

70. sex on first date - i haven't even had a first date and in my opinion i’m a bit too young for sex

71. broken someone’s heart - i don't think so

72. had your heart broken - yes, a lot of the time cause i’m stupid and blind 

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - yup :(

do you believe in

76. yourself - sometimes i guess

77. miracles - yup

78. love at first sight - sorta

79. santa claus - no

80. kiss on a first date - hm.. idk, i guess if you know each other well enough and are comfortable 

81. angels - sort of??

other

82. best friend’s name - i don't really have someone i call my best friend soo

83. eye color - light brown

84. fave movie - infinity war and mamma mia

85. fave actor - don't really have any but tom holland is okay

[enderoftheend]

i havent done a touhou review in a while wew. three in one lets go

legacy of lunatic kingdom. this game is just... why. why would you fucking do this to me. what did i ever deserve. why does this game exist. what were you thinking, zun. a big part of me loves clownpiece for her personality, but an even bigger part of me thinks shes a clownPIECE of SHIT. FUCK HEr. So MuCh. I Can’T. WHY.....

why is the hardest boss in the entire series a fucking stage 5 boss. Not even a final, not even an extra. A STAGE 5. Anyway fuck this game. I only finished legacy mode on Reisen and im NOT attempting this shit anymore. ITS IMPOSSIBLE. anyway uhh im not sure for favourite music, the soundtrack’s pretty alright i guess. but... the only song i really remember is clownpiece’s theme lol. (because ive heard it on repeat so many times. again FUCK CLOWNPIECE.)

6/10 I lost my sanity to this game but there was no Cirno.

hidden star in four seasons

zun, you’re better than this... the mechanics were solid i suppose, nothing too interesting but. the way ZUN handled the story in this one is complete ass. beating the game doesn’t even feel rewarding because it does that stupid thing where you beat the boss but the story decides you somehow didn’t beat the boss in the next cutscene. like what kind of bull... no, i EARNED that victory. Don’t cheap me out of it. come on. No, it decides you ACTUALLY beat the final boss when you defeat the extra boss. who turns out to be the exact same person as the final boss, but in a ‘different form’ or whatever. thus, no longer is the extra stage an ‘extra’, but rather a mandatory part of the story. like, why? can’t i just feel happy that i beat the game the first time around? it never did this in any other game. overall, i certainly hope that ZUN doesn’t continue this structure again. Touhou’s kind of an experimental series but c’mon this was so dumb. Okina’s theme sounds cool though, i picked up a little bit of Necrofantasia in there which I appreciated. also sure hope cirno’s not your favourite character as well because playing as her is kind of ass. favourite character is eternity larvae. FAIRIES FOR THE WIN.

10/10 cirno is a playable character.

bohemian archive in japanese red, in which mokou threatens to cook aya.

honestly this book was so charming. mokou’s section made me grin like an idiot and flandre’s is just so cute i can’t- i want to give her a hug so badly. i now know where the “kyu” thing comes from, too. also i got it right away that it was mokou and kaguya that set the forest on fire... i love the bitter-sweet rivalry those two have. also my first encounter with rinnosuke... he seems pretty mildly mannered and knowledgeable, if not just desperate to sell something. anything. wind god girl sounded soo good in this. i also ended up reading grimoire of marisa. the tracks are mysterious and very witch-y, so they fit and they sound good. i would never have expected marisa to be such a good artist. especially on chen’s section. like, damn.

10/10 had cirno.

[empty-thoughhts]

Everybody says that life takes patience...

1 - Who was the last person you texted? Alex

2 - When is your birthday? 11/19/1997

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? Him of course

4 - What sports do you play? I don’t anymore

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? Family friend

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? After the rain — nickleback

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? My momma and best friend

8 - What do you feel right now? Mehhh

9 - What chocolate is your favorite? White

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? 2

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? It was a trend lol

12 - Who is your favorite blogger? Taylor Alesia probably

13 - Where do you want to be right now? On vacation lol

14 - What do you want to be in the future? Medical assistant/certified phlebotomist in a hospital working

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why? The other night: men suck

16 - Are you happy? I was earlier

17 - Who do you miss? My brother

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? Some days yes. Others no.

19 - What was the best thing you were given? Ummmm

20 - Who was the last person who called you? My dad

21 - What is your favorite dish? Probably pasta

22 - Who is your bestfriend? Alex duh

23 - What is your biggest regret? Hmm

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? No

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? Alex and my mom

26 - Name someone pretty. Taylor Alesia

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? Ummm

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? Anything

29 - Are you over your past? Ehhh

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? Winco foods imagine that lmfao

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? Someone dope and down for me only

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? Ocasionally

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? Alex

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? Jeans

35 - How’s your heart? Semi broken

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? No

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? I do

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? Why.

39 - Do you have any phobias? Hmmm

40 - Did you try to change for a person? I have tried

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? Uhh

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? Depends

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? Not either sorta meh

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. My mom

45 - Describe your dream date. Something cute and dope

46 - Describe your dream wedding. Ughh can’t even explain

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? 0

48 - Have you ever been kissed? Yeaaa

49 - How long is your longest relationship?3.5 years on and off

50 - Do you regret your past? Not really

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? Of course I would

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? I have

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? Ehhh

54 - Are you a crybaby? Can be

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? Not really lol

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? Probably

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? Ehh

58 - Do you like getting hurt? Who likes getting hurt?

59 - Does anyone hate you? Probably

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? No

61 - What hair color do you prefer? I go between blonde and purple lol

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? Body

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? What is love

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? Nahhh

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? Not in school

66 - Can you live without internet? I have my phone soo

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone? Ughh to many to name

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? Can be

69 - Are you a crybaby? Can be

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? Yeah

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? A what

72 - Do you study hard? Can

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? I have

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? Nooo

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? Yeah

76 - Did you have an accident last year? I did actually

77 - What kind of person are you? Try to be genuine and real

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? Everyday lol not literally butttt

79 - Have you ever been jealous? Obviously

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? Uhh

81 - What are you thinking right now? I’m tired

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? Girl I don’t talk to anymore

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? Too many

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? For sure

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? Yeah lol

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? Of course

87 - Do you have trust issues? Beyond

88 - Are you broken-hearted? Semi

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Ummm

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? Sometimes

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? Sometimes I suppose

92 - Who do you want to marry? My soulmate

93 - Do you believe in destiny? Sure

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? I thought wrong

95 - How do you look right now? Trash

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? Sometimes

97 - Have you found your true love? Nope

98 - What should you be doing right now? Nothing

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. Alex lol

[wonderer102]

bros

I’m here in columbus. Idk if i’ve wrote since I’ve been here...

i think it’s been like 10 days Idk man it’s a blurr. I was high most and all of the time. Soo it kind of felt like a decade to be honest. I might need to chill with the smoking. but without tennis and working out this is it man. Somehow that’s all gas food and weed and shrooms cost. 

fuck man yeah I took shrooms too. that shit was a different level. I was just so happy. like fucking in the moment happy too. not like weird shit happy. i felt great. but I wish I tripped out to be honest. like not green out but I do wanna see shit you know? like trip when I hear music shit. 

i feel like i had so much to say. i just smoked. uhh when we took shrooms I guess I kind of tripped out when I thought d wasn’t having a good time. but I could swear she wasn’t at some times. Like when it was me her and another girl, like i don’t think the other girl liked d so it kind of ruined the mood. but that’s not even the point. the point is she went to bed early. like what happened to d. that was our night to fucking ride the high. and she didn’t. she deserves a night. but i think her dude was the night. i guess that’s ok. shit. lol so who the fuck cares?

BRO DID YOU SEE THAT! whoa i reasoned. i actually reasoned shit...

this buds on a diffferent level. but i did have more shit i was going to talk about. bro idk the same fucking song keeps playing and i think its been fucking with my creative skills. 

lolol i just typed something out and it was so good I’m making a separate post. that’s how good it is. it deserves a separate post. lolol well I still have like 20 more min to babble till i can post that fucking amazing post. my brain is kind of fried to think of new fucking material to write right now to be honest but I have like 30 min till i have to actually dip dip soooo i need to fill my time. bruh I can’t even sit for longer than 15 min without my knees buggin. 

It’s funny how much people can express their personality by how they dress. no honestly. like it’s actually true. you can judge a book by its cover in this sense. no bullshit. like when I was switching parking lots while smoking i saw this middle aged daughter and like her mom probably but she didn’t look old old you know. so like high 50s grandma? like they totally would have looked like they would call the cops and report my license plate. then I saw this grandma with big blag sunglasses and like pearls and well done white hair. and like a sweater sort of looking shirt with the lines but it’s probably not like yarn like fine stitched shit. I waited for her to pass me but i could have turned like a jackass obviously and made her wait butt i didn’t! and she kept driving and didn’t even look and smile at me! like she looked like that was what was expected of me to do. like bitch really? i could have been an asshole! but i chose not to! so the least you could do is appreciate it. but yeah i figured that personality anyways after seeing her outfit. like that’s just who she is so i shouldn’t get upset over that shit. 

dude but my paranoia shit went to another level. like yes i just smoked in the busiest fucking area but i still get paranoid. like stupid shit. like when me and oc fucked he never really said he wanted to again sooo i was just like shit he didn’t have a good time.. BUT I FUCKING DID! i was like upset he didn’t want to do it again. but i guess he was just busy.. idk man i still don’t get what to believe. but i guess for my sanity ill take the second one. lol is that bad how i made that choice like that? lol. and then i got paranoid that my boss knew I just smoked and then i got paranoid d wasn’t having a good time. but yeah I just keep getting paranoid about shit like that. and i guess while driving last night as well or like 3 nights ago i forget, but a night. 

but mm oc now I guess? idk if I should talk about him or nah cuz I may or may not have sent him a link or some shit. honestly i have no idea what i sent him so I have no idea if he can see this shit or not. but fuck it if he can... heyyyyyyyy... lol. 10 days is too long. i honestly thought we would fuck like every other night. but that’s just me. I don’t think he had a good time. BUTTTT lol he did finish before he could even get naked lolol. so that must mean he had  a good time. but if he did why didn’t we in the morning. i don’t get that. that’s the whole goddamn reason I stayed the fucking night fucktard. like can he be anymore retarded? like I want to sleep on his gross ass bed? like you’re kidding right? bro I don’t want to be on those grimy ass sheets longer than I have to. and the showers gross too! like I mean that’s the place that makes you clean.. how can you get clean in a dirty shower??? uh? that doesn’t make sense! CUZ YOU CAN’T!!! gross ass fucker. 

s when he took inititive like that was hot and swung me on top of his face like perfectly and just started fucking going for it. like that was hot. and smart. and again hot. like that was amazing cuz i could control the pressure too. and then I was on top of him and felt myself up and he was feeling great cuz he thought it was hot and I was so feeling myself god fucking damn. but then he finished. SEEE AREN’T YOU PISSED? like before he got fucking naked i hated that. i hated how I was naked and he wasn’t. and we didn’t even fuck. like i didn’t come all the way from ohio to not actually fuck dude. like what was that. I DROVE TOO! little bitch ass. 

.. 

[sarcastic-doodle]

11 questions thingy

Rules : Answer the 11 questions given to you ( below my answered questions) then create your own 11 questions and tag 11 people to answer them. Always post the rules.

I got tagged twice by my lovely hufflepuff grandma rae ( @shakespeareandsprinkles ) and my new fanfic obsession T ( @wherestoriescomefrom ) Yay!! I’m doing both of them together because then I don’t have to think up 11 more questions to ask! Also scroll to the end you two, I’ve got questions for you. Here we go :

▪If you could be a mentor to any fictional character what character would it be? Right now, the first name off the top of my mind is Caroline Forbes from TVD. Lordy what a pitfall her character took when the writers at the helm changed. Her especially because she is just soo giving to all those in need, even at the expense of her own hopes and dreams and aspirations, despite them not realising her worth. I’d like to be there to remind her that sweetie it’s okay to take a step back for yourself. Prioritise yourself. ( this has been the main reason for me not watching the show past s4). Or Draco Malfoy.

▪Do you prefer listening to music with headphones or without headphones. With. Once they’re in, I’m dead to the world.

▪What’s your favourite childhood memory? Ooohh. Ok so what I recall right now is me and my sister playing our own version of LARP when we were kids in our apartment. Like nothing extensive or over the top but exciting nonetheless. We would use mum’s old satchels and handbags to use as backpacks and arm ourselves with tiny water pistols, lunch, bandaids, pellet guns and banadanas for the chosen story of the day. A recent memory is of a few years ago with my younger brother(we have a larger age gap between us). He had asked me to teach him how to do a handstand and/or headstand. Younger me didn’t know how either so we looked it up. What then, out came the pillows to secure the area, my brother was 6 or 7yo at that time I think, and both of us trying to stay upright with the help of the wall, with our shirts slipping down our faces. I remember I kept falling sideways on him as he was beside me not on purpose i swear , maybe because I was older and heavier. idk why my body went sideways when I lost balance instead of front, but it was funnier because it irritated him too, and that’s always a plus. We had finally gotten the hang of it and so when our cousins visited in the following weeks, my brother was eager to show off his skills. So there we were 4 of us, in the spare room, a 3×6 spread of pillows along the longest wall (we have lots of pillows) around us, trying to latch ourselves to the wall because we had the stupid idea of competing on who reached the other end of the wall while doing a handstand and failing miserably because we kept laughing so hard. 😂that was a good day.

▪If you were the protagonist of a novel what would your story be about? Lol I dunno. A gothic novel where I’m the ghost with strange predilictions scaring away people who dare tread in my territory without an adequate compensation of salty-chips with unexpected bursts of MUSE soundtracks in the background.

▪Tell me about your favourite thing, without actually saying what your favourite thing is. …zzZZzz… (as an overworked student, this is a treasured entity)

▪Do you think that in the future we’ll have flying cars? With the advances technology has been making since the last century? Most definitely.

▪Would you rather be a mutant than an Inhuman? Mutant. And powers could be like Betsy or Rogue (but w/ control pls) or Gambit

▪What is something you’d like to do in the future? Travel. Cliché I know. But yeah.

▪You can travel between fictional universes. What are your first five stops? Hogwarts. Doctor Whoverse. Not exactly fiction, but a world where I’m a wandering fly on the wall and P&P is taking place. Storybrooke. PJOverse.

▪If you could name an animal, what would you name it? I had fishes named Velma and Daphne and a chicken named Henry. I don’t think you can trust me with nomenclature

▪Say something completely random. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

▪'Murder is the first on your list.’ - first thing you thought when you read that. Jim Moriarty. My current interest in fictional psychopaths.

▪Shakespeare could have totally been a superspy stopping the Gunpowder plot. Yay or Nay. ▪If Shakespeare wasn’t a superspy who do you think is? Historical figures only. Ok so I had to look this up because I only vaguely remembered reading about this. Tbh I dunno..maybe? I feel I haven’t read enough about the whole situation to make an educated guess. Butttt…sure, why not? Uhh if i had toooo…The brontë sisters lol.

▪Preferred methods of torture Ahem. I sense a common subtext here. But speaking from experience….eating nachos with cheese dip or cream-and-onion chips right in front of them relishing every bite but not sharing(on brother), playing JB out loud (on me) and clicking the pen continuously and periodically in a silent room(on sister)

▪Give an out of context quote which you like. “For ducks sake”

Which afterworld myth/legend/belief would you prefer?Oblivion. The idea of suffering even after death seems scary. Though reincarnation sounds cool. But only if you remember your previous lives. I’d like to remember if I had been Medusa once and used to stun people by my appearance;)

▪Part of you that you don’t want touched. Or can’t bear to have touched The sides of my abdomen. You know, the place people target for tickling? I literally cannot bear it, I have trouble breathing if someone pokes me there or tickles it. Other than that, my cheeks. I mean it’s basic knowledge that one doesn’t poke the indentation of the dimples of a grown ass person. RUDE

▪Favourite Book. Pride and Prejudice. The first classic I ever read. Shall always remain my fave.

▪A character that really fucked up big time and you want to hold them by the shoulders, look them in the eye and make sure that they understand they fucked up.That’s….oddly specific. There are countless of them. Randomly choosing…Draco Malfoy? John Watson?

Do you like your reasoned existence of misery or would the animal life be a blessing. Definitely our reasoned existence. An animal’s life seems tempting when the going gets tough, but I’d never trade this state of conscious for blissful ignorance permanently.

▪Childhood food you loved

Panipuri. Though I now eat them on a lower extent, I used to love them when I was younger.

My Questions : 1. What is the weirdest thing you ever believed that wasn’t true? 2.Favourite fictional character? 3. Something popular that you just don’t get. 4.Your favourite song. 5. If you had an unlimited supply of money, what would you do. 6. You have a choice to live in the body of either Sherlock or Jim for a day. No naughty business. Who would you choose? 7. You have the unprecedented power of recolouring the universe. Name atleast 3 items/place/thing that would be your first use of power. 8. Do you like tattoos? If yes, what is/would be you first tattoo. 9. What is the one thing you wish to change (major or minor) in the Harry Potterverse. If you don’t want this fandom, choose one of your picking. 10. The one colour you won’t be found dead wearing. 11. Your best memory. (Childhood or Adult)

I tag @shakespeareandsprinkles @wherestoriescomefrom @simplyshelbs16xoxo @elennemigo @penaltywaltz @jimmoriartyisking @theleftpill @rainmyselfinharmony @mrsfrankensteinwinchester  that’s all i can remember do it if you want to guys and if anyone else wants to do it, consider yourselves tagged by me! This was fun😃

[damn-agi]

Imagine V Taehyung as your boyfriend!!! ^^

THIS  IS YOUR LOVESTORY WITH  V TAEHYUNG!!! ^^

You woke up really early that day because you had some filming shootings. Oh yea, you are part of the HWARANG’s cast. You are not famous, this is the first act that you make. J You are not a primary actress, but you affect a lot in the continuity of the event. So you got wear really fast and took your car to went into the HWARANG set. You are soo preety, you have long blonde hair and you always keep a big shiny smile in your face. You arrived a bit late into the set, and some other actors were shooting in the moment you arrived. The film’s director saw you with some angry eyes, because you had a really important part to shoot that day. You looked down in embarrassment and you were feeling guilty. Ah, you had a kiss scene, with one member of HWARANG, Park Hyung Sik. You actually really like that actor, because he’s like prince charming, he’s tall, handsome and a great kisser( just from the movie experience :P). Actually all the boys actors are really handsome. You don’t like just one of them. He is V Taehyung. >.< V is a member of BTS, but you don’t really like him. He always wants to stay close to you and even distracts you sometimes. Go Ara( one of the film’s actress), is your best friend from this movie, and she says that you have feelings for V Tae. You: Go, stop it!!!! I hate him, and you say that I like him!! Weird! -.-‘ Go: I know you like him!! I’ve noticed how you look at him, when he has the shooting parts. He is so hot by the way!! If you don’t want him, I will take him!! LOL You: Take him, I don’t really care. Go: Ehee, look he is coming in our direction. Even that you hate V, your heart pumps really really fast everytime he is next to you. What does this mean?!! Do you lik….nooo Y/N don’t continue that!!! V: Oh, hello girls!! Hi Y/N!! So the director is a bit angry with you today right? You: What do you care anyway? V: Well you know I care about you. I want to make you a proposal. You: Wha..at?!!! What proposal!!!! Oh…your heart was running into your chest in that moment. <3 V: Haa, don’t worry I’m not going to marry you, maybe it can happen one day lmao, but I just want you to come with me today after the rehersals. You: Why would I come with you?!! -.-  V: Because it’s gonna be a lot of fun, I promise!!!! ;D V said this while he was holding your hands in a begging way. Go Ara tread your foot, in an act where she wanted to say that you should absolutely go with V. You: Ummm, I don’t know, I will think about it. J After you said that, you ran into your clothing room and started to think about this situation. You were sitting into your room’s chair. You suddenly heard some footsteps coming in you room’s direction. V: Oh com’on sweety!!! Open the door. You: V, go away!!!..or I will not come with you tonight. >.< V started laughing and anyway he opened the door. V: Oh, so you are thinking, ha!! Will this help you thinking? After he said that, he came towards you and he was really really close with you, you could even felt his heart. He was staring at you with some curious eyes like he wanted to feel every single part of you. You: Are you crazy!!!!! >.< Mooove! You stepped him away, but V couldn’t stop his flirting. V: I’m gonna have you someday Y/N. And when I have you, you will enjoy it much more than I will. So, see ya today, after the rehearsals. :* V closed the door and left your room. You: I can’t believe this guy!!! >.< Why does he always want to talk with me.?!..... After you finished your rehersals, that  went really well btw J, you entered your car, and just when you were going to drive it home, you see some big hands standing in front of your view. -.-“ V: Stoop, plz!!! You: What do you want now?! V: Before I tell you, get out from the car. :D You got out from the car, with full nerves. You: V, stop doing all of these stupid things! Stop following me everywhere! Stop laughing just for once!!! And stop being this ahhhh….!!! >.< You started crying from anger. V: Wait, no no, don’t cry  please!! I will also cry then! L You: No you won’t silly!! L But surprisely V actually started crying, and you sudden, started to laugh. V: Uaaah ToT, look what did you do to me?!! I cant stop crying now!! You: Hahaha, you are funny! When he heard that, he suddenly stops crying. J V: I am?..I mean of course I am…that was the purpose from the beginig. :D You smiling: Yea right!! J V, I think I will come with you! I don’t have anything special to do in home alone anyway!! V: Reeaally!!! Uh, finally! XD Come on, I’m the best guy that can make someone happy, especially you. You giggled with that. Wait, what was happening now?! You are going out with V. ^^ V: Hey, why don’t we go over there? He showed a small bar, in which you have been so many time with your best friend, but not with V. V: What’s wrong, you don’t like that place? You: No, it’s not that. It’s just, that was the place where me and my best friend used to go. And we two are not friends anymore, that kinda remind me of her. But you know what,that was the past, now let’s go there and have some fun!! :P V: Umm, ok lol!!! :D Let’s go!!.... You two finally found a free table, because there were so many people. You two set in front of each other, and ordered smth to drink. It passed some minutes, and Taehyung wasn’t taking his eyes off you. You were feeling a bit embarrassed. V: Haha you’re blushed!! :D Can I touch your cheeks? They are really rosy right now, lol!! ^^ You was a bit shocked and you don’t know why but you felt yourself burning up. Are you feeling smth for V?! You: :D you really want to touch my cheeks?! I don’t think so!! :P V: Yes, I want and here I’m doing it. Tae take out his big hand and starting pulling your cheeks in a really cute way. That made you feel a bit uncomfortable, but still ahh <3…a guy had never touched your face before. V: Hihihi, they are so squishy!! But maybe I should stop now because you are getting more red. V pulled his hand to himself, but didn’t take his eyes from you, not any second. V: So talk me a bit about yourself. What you like, what you do in your free time or things like do you have a boyfriend? :D You felt your heart jumping really fast when you heard the word “boyfriend” from V’s mouth. You: Well, it’s not much. I really like playing the guitar, and I spend almost my whole free time with it. But anyway my life is acting, and I would love to be a famous actress in the future, well I know I am in Hwarang, but I would like smth much bigger, you know, like Hollywood, and Los Angeles baby!!! XD Also, the most important people of my life are my parents, because I don’t have any brother or sister. <3 They are my biggest support and only from them, I’m now who I am today. They are like my tune that I play with my guitar, they are my act that I play like an actress, they are my soul that stay always here in the bottom of my heart. And I think that this heart, will always have a place for them. <3 Ahh, sorry, you don’t like things like that right? It’s just, when I talk about my family, I have so many feelings in my heart. V: No no, I am listening you really carefully, and I really appreciate people that love their families, because I am one of them. I also love my family, more than everything else in the world. And I’m not saying this, just for fun now, I think family it’s a really serious subject. You may know that I am part of a group named BTS, and when we work really hard for smth, the only things that makes me move on with the music career are my ARMYs and my family. When we win an award, I don’t get happy because of my fame or smth like that. It’s smth totally different. I get happy because, I can never take off of my mind the look of my tired dad that came everyday from his work and always had his shiny smile on his face. He said that he made all of that difficult work, just to make me and my family happy, because he believed that I would also made him happy in the future. And he believed and is always believing on me,that “my dreams” are going to make him always happy and I should countinue for the best. This motivates me more and more everyday. So, this is the reason why I’m always smiling and I always want to be positive, for life and its adventures. You were crying from the words of Taehyung. You never thought of him that way. He was so carrying and sweet and lover of life, so maybe he isn’t the idiot guy, you always thought he was. You think you really like him now. ^^ You: Oooh, Taehyung that was so sweet!!! TT You made me cry, again lol J, but for good this time. I think we have a lot of similarities, and this is a good thing. :) V: Ahh, sorry for making you cry again!! It’s just I love them so much!! <3 So, you are happy about the fact that we are similar! You: Actually yes, yes a lot. ^^ V: Oh, look at the time, I think we better leave from here now. J You: Yea, me too!! Let’s go. J ….

You two left the bar, and started walking together, side by side. V: I was thinking for both of us, to go in some other places too, but now it’s really late, so…Anyway I don’t think you would like to go out with me another time. You: No actually, I really do!! I had so much fun today, as you promised, and we can go out again tomorrow, if you are free. Oh, and here is my number, in case you want to call me or smth. ;) V: Wow, I’m so glad you had fun. And, how is it possible that before 4 hours you hated me more than everything else in the world :P , and now you suddenly gave me your number?! Umm, I’m impressed!!! You: Well, I think I was wrong about you. I guess you are much more different than I thought. I really like guys that are emotional and soft. And you are one of them. By the way, I thought you would be as every other guy that I’ve met, who talk only for themselves and are always flirty and act like bad guys. But you are not like that. You are different. You are special. ^^ I like that!!! V: Uhh, thanks, I guess I will be the rosy cheek now. Well, do you want me to take you home or..? You: It’s ok, I can go by myself. V: OK, bye!!! Love ya Y/N!!! You: Byee!!! ^^……

You woke up early the next day, and you couldn’t sleep during all night because the cute face of V, couldn’t leave from your mind. You were so excited that you would see him again today. And you were staring at your phone, minute after minute, because you were hoping to receive a message from V. Ahh, you really care about him now, after he talked with you last night. And you kinda love him right now. Maybe Go Ara was correct, maybe you and V are really made for each other. You were also stressed because you wanted to find smth cute to wear. It’s not that you don’t have cute clothes, it’s just in situations like this, you always feel like you have a blank wardrobe. You started looking for smth, when suddenly your phone rings. It was an unnamed number, but you still open it. You: Hello! V:Well hello, hello miss! Would you like to buy smth in our company? You: Umm…I don’t know maybe. You were broken now, because you were expecting V to call. (you didn’t get that he was V for a bit) V: In what item are you interested, miss? (V was using a deep voice, so he could confuse you) You: Nothing special actually, do you mind if I leave this conversation because I don’t really need any item. V: As you want, sweety, I mean miss!! Damn!! XD You heard that “damn” and you suddenly recognized that voice. :P You: No way, V is that you? XD V: Hahah yep, it’s me!! The seller. You: aha, so funny!! So, good morning by the way! V: Good morning!! Are you ready for going out now? You: Ah, yea. I will be at the bar in where we met yesterday in 30 minutes. Promise!!! V: Okey. I will wait you in there. *kiss kiss ?*  You: *nope, nope!!* Bye V lol!! :D V: Ah, ok bye!!! :*…..You weren’t expecting V to call you. You were expecting him to send you a message. You: Soo, this is V’s number. I should definitely save this. Since you didn’t sleep much at night, you went on google and download some photos of Taehyung. You saved the number, and since nobody is going to watch it, you put V number with a photo of him and a heart. <3 You: Ahh, I’m in love now!!! ^^ You actually got wear really fast, you wear smth instyle and comfortable……You went to the living room in which your mom was cooking. You: Mmmm, what is the most beautiful person in the world cooking? *o* Your Mom: Oh hey sweety!!!! <3 I’m cooking your favourite cookies!! ;) You: Ahh, thnx mom!! Love ya! Mom, I’ve missed my guitar a lot these days. L I know we can’t for the moment, because I will take my payment from Hwarang in the end of the month, but mom, plz can we buy a new guitar? Y/M: Ahh, honey!! I don’t know what to say. You know that we can’t for the moment. Ehh, neighbors have started thinking that we can buy everything now that you are an actress, but they don’t know that we are not in a really good situation right now. L You: Oh no mom, keep the smile plzz!!! That smile makes me more happier than a new guitar, believe me. J By the way, I should leave now!! Ah, it already passed 30 minutes! -.-“ Y/M: It’s ok!!! Go have fun sweety!! Bye!! :** You: Bye momy!!! Love you!!! :**…. You left your house and now you were walking by yourself. That day you didn’t feel really confident like other days, you were feeling smth awkward in your stomach, it was like you wanted to be perfect in front of V. Is this love? The idea of loving V, doesn’t make you angry anymore, it makes you happy and excited. You finally arrived at the bar you were with V yesterday, and he was waiting for you in there. You: Oh gosh, I’m so sorry V, I didn’t mean to come this late!!! >.< V: What, no!!! I should say sorry, because I love to go in some places earlier than everybody else so don’t worry!! By the way, you look amazing Y/N!! I love your look and it looks like we have both decided to wear smth similar because we have almost the same style! ^^ You: Ahh, thanks!!! Oh, what are you holding behind your back? V: It’s a surprise for you Y/N!!! Tatata!!!! You: Haaaaa, *o* oh my… V oh, thank you so so so so so so much!!!! Omg, how did you know I wanted smth like this? Anyway, I guess I can’t take it, but thank you !! J V took out a guitar, that he bought especially for you!! So sweet!!! :P V: I am so glad you like it!!! Of course you are taking it, now it’s yours!!! You: You didn’t have to buy me smth this expensive, but really, thank you so so much Taehyung!!! :* But anyway, how did you know that I didn’t have a guitar? I mean I told you yesterday that I love playing it, but I didn’t mention that I don’t have one now. V: Ahh, it’s a long story!! You: Well I guess we have time, and I love long stories!! :P You and V started walking together and he was talking now. V: Ok ok!!! :D Well, when I went home last night I was thinking a lot for you, and since we were going to meet each other again today, I wanted to buy you smth special. I couldn’t sleep, so I decided to call Go Ara, since you two are friends, to ask her what thing can you like the most. So I called her, but she said that she wasn’t sure what you would like as a present, so she told me to call and ask your mom. ^^ I called her, and asked your mom what can I buy you and she was so sweet. She told me that, you would love to take a guitar, because the last one is broken. So I thanked her, and in the middle of the night, went into a music shop and bought you this guitar. So this was the story!! ;) Now, I am really happy you like it! You: Oh my…You did all of that just for me?!!! ^^ Ahh, so my mom knows you now. Thank you again so so much V!!! This is the most amazing present I have ever taken. Oh, wait my phone is ringing. You took out your phone and surprisingly look that the one who was calling was V. You: Umm, what? V… V: Hahaha, I called you because I was interested to see if you would have put my photo in my number or no. And, that photo is cool btw. Ohh, look also a heart!! You felt really embarrassed that moment, and took away your phone immediately. You started blushing again. You: Oh, this is really awkward… You didn’t even finish your sentence, when you suddenly felt Taehyung’s lips kissing your cheek. Omg!!!! He was kissing you, and you didn’t move him but you were feeling really good and started smiling. ^^ V: Ahh, here!!! Yesterday when you started blushing I just touched your cheeks, but now I couldn’t just touch them. I needed to kiss you. You: It’s ok!! I think I don’t mind it now! J Actually I need to tell you smth! I felt really happy when you said that you couldn’t sleep yesterday just because of me ^^ I also couldn’t sleep yesterday, because I was thinking about you. I think I lo..ve you V!! Anyway if you don’t feel the same, it’s ok. I get you! I know that a guy like you would like someone else, prettier and talented!! L V: What are you talking about Y/N?! You are really wrong in this part. You are the preetiest, the most talented, the sweetiest and the coolest girl I have ever met. You are not like any other girl. You are special for me Y/N!! :D And I really mean this, believe me!! ;D You were feeling really happy when V was saying those words for you, and now you were holding your new guitar!!! This was the best day ever! ^^ V: Oh look! There is the bridge of the city!! Why don’t we go there? So I can also listen at you playing your new guitar! You: Yea I also love that place, but I don’t know..playing my guitar in front of all those people!! V: Come on Y/N!! You are a part of a film now, and you know that a lot of people are going to watch Hwarang. Than you are afraid to do smth that you really like to do?! You: Uhh, ok ok!! Let’s go! ;) You two were walking through the city’s bridge and suddenly V stops walking and stays face to face with you. V: Well, I think now it’s time for you to play the guitar, sweety!! ;) Ahh, you didn’t say to V that you also know to sing, so you decided to play the guitar and sing one of your favourite songs at the same time. At first your fingers were shaking, but than you were feeling much better and you had missed a lot the melody of a guitar. You playing the guitar and singing: I like being independent, not to much of an invenesment, no one to tell me what to do.. yea yea..I like being by myself, don’t gotta entertain anybody else…nananana…But sometimes I just want somebody to hold, someone to give me the jacket when it’s cold, got the young love even when we’re old..yeaa sometimes I want someone to grabb my hand, pick me up, pull me close, be my man, I will love you till the end!!(Meanwhile, V was staring at you with really sweet eyes, keeping his arm on the bridge, and listening to you really carefully) So if you’re out there I swear to be good to you, but I’m done looking, for my future someone…cause’ when the time is right, you’ll be here but for now, Dear no one, this is your love song..Whooaoa!!! You: So that’s it!! It’s Tori Kelly, Dear no one. J I hope you liked it!! When you finished your singing, everyone that was staying near the bridge started claping and saying: Bravo bravo!!! V: *o* Who wouldn’t liked that? Look, I told you everyone would love you! But, woow, I wasn’t expecting you to sing!! ^^ You are amazing! I have made this song, cover with one of my BTS member. I think you are really talented and I will help you with singing, I promise!! ;D V took out his little finger, so he could keep the promise. It was so cute. You also took out your little finger and grabbed it with V’s. ^^ You: Ohh, thank you so much V!!! I can’t belive that I used to hate you. I have been so stupid, you are an amazing person. V: Hahaha, thnx!!! You are an amazing person too!! ;)….You two left the bridge happily, and started walking through a nice playing place. There were a lot of kids playing and laughing around. You: Look they look really happy!!! *o* V: Oh, look!!! A kid is playing with bubbles!! I want to play too T.T!!! Hey kid!! Hello sweety, can you please give me your toy just for some seconds!! The little kid: Haha, ok!! Here you are! V took the bubble’s toy and started making bubbles. He looked like a cutie pie!! He was laughing and playing with it all over the place, and he was blowing them to you too. You were laughing and playing around like little kids. V: Hahaha, this is so fun!! But I think we should give the toy to the kid now. :D You: Lol, yes!! V gave the toy to the little kid, and thanked him a lot. He looked much more little than the little kid. ^^ V: Ahh, that was so fun! Oh Y/N, let’s go to the beach!! I think it will be really cool now. You: Umm ok! Let’s go TaeTae!!! V: Hihhi TaeTae!! Cute! Thank you so much!..... You two started walking again and now in the beach’s direction. That moment you had an absolute different opinion for Taehyung. He is like the guy of your dreams, the one that you have always wait for, to show up. ^^ When you were thinking about these things, you see that you and V had arrived at the beach. And to make this end of day even better, you see smth really amazing and well-thought in front of your view. It was a tree with a heart shape <3 and under it, it was a cute little table with some foods and drinks on it. You: Haaaa, V that is amazing and so romantic!! *o* Umm, if that’s for me anyway!! V: No it’s for another special girl, of course it’s for you Y/N!!! :D Ahh, I can’t even belive that myself, because I thought I wasn’t a really romantic guy but now that I did that, haaha I think I am, lol!!! You two set on the chairs near the table, and that was the most romantic thing that someone had ever done to you. ^^ V: I need to tell you smth Y/N….. You: Shhh, you don’t need to say anything!!! ;) You didn’t let V to talk but came closer him and kissed him on the lips. He looked really happy with this, because he pulled you more closer and closer to himself and you two were kissing now in the middle of the beach, with a heart tree staying up you both!!!! So since that day you became V Taehyung’s girlfriend!! ^^ Yaaay!! You reveal more and more from the perfect personality of V everyday of your life with him, and you still think that being V’s girlfriend is one of the most great things you have done in your life! <3

So that’s it guys!!!! Thank you for liking and reading my other stories!! :** This story is a bit different and I hope you like this too!!! I love y’all and the other lovestory is going to be with Rap Monster!!! ^^