#Hermione lodge

[doctorcurdlejr]

Worst mom in riverdale?

INNOCENT MOTHERS

Toni Topaz - Baby Anthony wanted to do all that stuff

Mary Andrews - Not her fault she was having gay sex in the city while her ex husband instilled The Cycles in their son. In fact she wanted Archie with her in Chicago (if memory serves)

FORGIVEN MOTHERS, EXCUSED OF THEIR CRIMES

Gladys Jones - Called Archie and Jughead gay to their faces while wearing leather (Bound 1996 reference)

Hermione Lodge - Became a Real Housewife of New York, bringing joy to thousands if not millions

Alice Cooper - She was literally born on the wrong side of the tracks and then saved an entire plane of people by taking over the controls after the pilot fell ill... So you literally can't hold the manslaughter, aiding, abetting, libel, undercover cult indoctrination, or bad parenting against her she looked HOT while she did it all. Like, CHRIST, can't a woman be IMPERFECT?

Polly Cooper - She had at least ten lobotomies, was the victim of like every crime imaginable, and still managed to build a huge support system for her children. That her kids were attacking classmates with a rock is evidence that she was preparing them to be self sufficient citizens of Riverdale, frankly.

WORST MOTHER, BY ORDER OF ELIMINATION

Penelope Blossom - Unlike other criminal entrepreneurs, such as cloth mother (Hermione Lodge) and wire mother (Gladys Jones), her child was forced to repeatedly put her down like a rabid dog. Then she became a lesbian nun, which is kind of a step down for somebody who used to wear what bordered on full drag to run a brothel. In my opinion.

[hourglass-full-of-stars]

Know that you'll always be among friends, and that Riverdale will always be your home. Until then, have a good night.

[Typewriter clacking]

One Year Missing: RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023)

[alaynestone]

veronica, hermione & hiram, 6.07 death at a funeral betty, alice & hal, 6.14 venomous

[sidneylover122]

Or Nah

Warnings! Smut, G!P Y/N, Cursing

Y/n Andrews has been friends with Veronica Lodge since Veronica arrived in Riverdale. They became even closer when Archie, your brother, started dating Veronica. Over the time that you and Veronica have been friends, you had developed a crush on Hermione, Veronica’s mom. You knew that it was bad to have a crush on her best friend’s mom and married. Although, you couldn’t control the fact that you liked her. When Veronica’s dad came back in town, from prison, it hurt you. You hated the fact that your sliver of a chance with Hermione was now gone. Then, Hiram started making Archie do jobs and he then started making you do them. Although, Hiram was your brother’s boss, and Hermione was your boss.

One day, she had a job for you. She told you to meet her at her apartment. She told you that Hiram and Veronica weren’t at home. You were kind of weirded out by this, but you could never tell her no. You got to the apartment and waited for her to let you in. When she did, you were surprised to see her in lingerie. She closed the door behind you, and she had this predatory look on her face. She looked like she was about to eat you alive. You asked, “What is the job you had for me?” She said “I need you to pleasure me.” This shocked you but also enticed you. You wanted her. You needed her, and you couldn’t deny her request.

You began to take your clothes off as you leaded her to her bedroom. You were excited for what was about to happen. You closed the door and pushed her against it. You began to kiss her with passion. You had already taken off your jacket and shirt. She began to unzip your pants and pull them down. She then climbed on the bed and pulled you down on top of her. You told her to take off the rest of her clothes. You then stuck two fingers inside of her and thrusted it. You began to slam it into her at a fast pace. You watched her face contort in pleasure. At this point, you didn’t care about Hiram and the fact that you were sleeping with his wife. You cared about Hermione more than he did. You heard her moan and gasp. You then moved your fingers side to side. You heard her whimper. You loved her reactions and you wanted more. You then added a third finger and began to speed up your pace. She screamed “Y/N!” as she came.

You then flipped her so that she was on top of you. You then grabbed her and put her pussy on your mouth. She moaned as you began to lick her. She tasted so good. You then stuck your tongue inside. You thrusted it in and out to make sure that she felt good. She whimpered at the overstimulation, but you couldn’t care less by how cumdrunk you’ve become. You kept eating her until she came all over your face. You licked her clean. She moved lower so that she was cuddling you. You asked, “Did i pleasure you enough?” She said, “Yes, that was better than Hiram ever did.” You laughed and cuddled into her. You’d finally gotten the woman you needed.

[cinemapix]

RIVERDALE REWATCH: Season 1, Episode 4 - "The Last Picture Show" → Hermione Lodge & Veronica Lodge

[horrorlesbion]

riverdale aesthetics  ➠ characters ➟ hermione lodge

"Let me share two words to live by.'Plausible deniability.' "

[firstsecret]

goodbye, riverdale.

[rigginsstreet]

SPIN TIME

[tonitopazs]

no body, no crime...

[crrrybaby-ao3]

Call me Crrrybaby.

I do this awesome art for my WIP and I want to share it!

Draco Malfoy is a superstar. He's on top of the world, and everyone loves him. So why does he feel lonely?

Post-war slice-of-life during a time of political unease, featuring angsty young adults navigating their love lives, healing traumas, and figuring out the future.

With a dash of rock music.

You can find my WIP here.🖤

Thank you.

[fyeahvarchie]

every varchie moment (21/♾️)

[theafictionados]

Best Outfit in Every Riverdale Episode (Robyn)

Riverdale Episode 104: The Last Picture Show by the Afictionados Podcast Network

[supercap2319]

Traveling back in time wasn't the weirdest thing that happened in Riverdale, but it was strange to see Archie's dad and Y/N's mom as teenagers. It was even worse seeing them make-out with each other as Archie and Y/N tried not to blush.

"Damn, Y/N. Your mom is hot." Archie grinned as Y/N gave him a disgusted look before he looked at a young Fred Andrews and smiled.

"And your dad is a sexy stud muffin."

Archie blushed.

[strideofpride]

Okay yeah I am actually gonna write some meta about why Hermione & Hiram’s toxic relationship works for me and 🪑 doesn’t. a) Riverdale never romanticizes the Lodge marriage. There isn’t endless scenes full of bad dialogue where they declare themselves to be “epic love”. b) Riverdale’s narrative (often using Veronica as a mouthpiece) is very aware that Hiram has the power & control, and that while Hermione has certainly done her fair share of bad things, her badness is nowhere near comparable to Hiram. c) unlike 🪑 who have constant sex scenes seemingly for shock value more than anything else, the Lodges only have one (I assume we’re not getting another one). It’s not there for shock value, it actually serves a purpose - to show us why Hermione keeps going back to Hiram. By showing us only once, it packs a much more powerful punch (also it helps that both actors are actually hot 😏).

[q-u-o-t-e-s-f-o-r-w-r-i-t-i-n-g]

"I knew your mother. She didn't know the difference between having money and having class either,"

- Hermione Lodge, Riverdale

[carmyberzatto]

People who should have made out on riverdale at least once