#'murder is best solution'

[vaguely-concerned]

I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today

[lesbiansanemi]

Ripping apart everyone whose response to “I want more and better women in shounen” is “just watch shoujo” biting and maiming and killing

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

me: evil stan twins is kind of fun actually, it's interesting to write a couple of guys that aren't the least bit redeemable

also me, sobbing: but what if they weren't evil and they were redeemed and they lived the rest of their lives in a nice little comfy cozy cabin in a sunny oak forest filled with rabbits :'[

[besttropeveershowdown]

The Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 2, Side C

You Are Better Than You Think You Are

No propaganda was submitted.

Murder Is the Best Solution

No propaganda was submitted.

[happyk44]

Low-key want to see Miri get bullied or suffer from some lighthearted teasing that upsets her and knocks her dads into action because I just know Kazuki's reaponse is gonna be a logical "how will we go about this, maybe have a sit down with the other kid's parents or the school" and Rei will probably be a "we should kill the kid"

Which will be funny but also open up the avenue for Kazuki to come clean about his own trauma regarding the death of his wife and child.

[jonesandashes]

Veronica Mars s1 is still a near perfect season of television but it also already contains the Fatal Flaw that derails the rest of the series

And that fatal flaw is that logan & veronica have such incredible accidental chemistry as a pairing (romantically & platonically) that having them not be endgame doesnt make any sense, but!!! having them BE endgame ALSO doesnt make any sense, given how early in the show they get together and how complete and sympathetic Logan's redemption arc is allowed to be in that first season.

Like, where do you go from there? And the answer is nowhere very interesting, without either regressing both characters or inventing awkward reasons for things not to work out like blowing up a boat or whatever the heck happened in the movie (idk I didnt watch it). And he is rich!!! Huge wrench in classic relatable mars motivations of taking jobs to get cash.

[nightingaletrash]

lesson learned: don't give Baelan the noblestalk

Update: I found Derryth in the Elfsong and she actually seemed to be doing better in this scenario and was actually pleased to see Tallis despite how upset she was back in the Underdark. She's gotten away from a life she hated and finally remembers how to breathe freely :')

So giving him the noblestalk isn't the worst scenario after all... Still have no regrets about murdering his ass tho :)

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"Is she now?" Callahan asked with a little smile, leaning against the table as Lon nodded eagerly, saying, "Uh-huh! It's gonna be a big chocolate bat, with candy eyes and vanilla chocolate chips for fangs! It's gonna be really cool! She made us a pumpkin one last year!"

"Pumpkin, huh? Your pa or your grandpa ever tell you the tale of Stingy Jack?" "Uh-huh! We even carved turnips last year! It was kinda weird, though. I like pumpkins better."

"Have you ever...tasted pumpkin before?" August ventured to ask, at which the boy made a bit of a face, saying, "Like...pumpkin pie?"

"That's one way, but...pumpkin has a lot of applications when it comes to cooking. Pumpkin bread, roasted pumpkin seeds, even pumpkin soup. Your great-grandmother Josephine has quite a few recipes for it."

"Ick!" Lon frowned, sticking his tongue out in response to this-he didn't even much like pumpkin pie, so the idea of pumpkin anything else wasn't all that appealing: As far as he was concerned, pumpkins were only good for carving and throwing guts around with his sister, not so much eating.

"I...I like pumpkin pie."

Both August and Callahan were surprised to hear Erika speak up-in some ways, she looked just as surprised at her own bravery, what with her big eyes and glowing cheeks. Still, it made both men smile, with August venturing to ask, "Is it your favorite flavor of pie?"

"No...I like peach cobbler best."

"Well, Josie has a recipe for that too," he chuckled. "And I think she'd be thrilled to make it for you."

[pyroreadscomics]

I'm going to be withholding judgment until i have Batman 138 in my digital hands (and possibly be exceptionally generous and wait until a week after Gotham War has wrapped) but, based solely on those previews... what the fuck?

Like I recognize that, to Bruce, Jason is an impossible problem. But even still this feels like an exceptionally bad solution.

[kindlythevoid]

Deacon, after approx. 10 minutes of traveling together: I am a Synth™. Here is my tragic backstory that I do not remember, hence the tragedy. Also here is a code that can literally get rid of all my memories but will get me to answer almost anything about the Institute. I trust you with my life and all of my secrets.

My dumb ass, (after overhearing Deacon's coworkers talk about how he's probably a synth, Deacon himself saying that he changes his face a lot right before learning it's what synths do to get the Institute off their trail, noticing his willingness to help the Railroad and how he always brings up Glory) thinking he was just really paranoid and really into plastic surgery after the Doc Crocker debacle:

[besttropeveershowdown]

The Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 1, Side C

Murder Is The Best Solution

No propaganda was submitted.

Comedic Sociopathy

No propaganda was submitted.

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

While I’m at it I’m gonna punch Jacob too because he basically let penny get hurt due to his stupidity

[northwest-by-a-train]

The amazing thing is not that the stomach churns, it's that it doesn't churn more often

[sinvulkt]

And you?

You worked overtime since you discovered their existance to become part of the team. But you are not like them. Not with them. Where they seek to destroy, you seek to protect. While they drench their hands in blood, you make a show of killing the alien, only to save them behind their back.

The truth is, you don’t care much about human’s subjugation. Humans have suffered through tyrans for generation— what’s one more? Plus it’s the first time the aliens meet such an advanced and sentient specie. So with a bit of time under their rule, to acquire their knowledge and technology, surely you’ll be ahle to win the aliens respect and achieve cohabitation in a more peaceful way. Or at least, that’s what you tell yourself. The truth is you just can’t ignore the murder of so many sentients being, no matter on whose side they are.

You are the rat in the ’saviors’ midst. Their goal is to kill every last invaders. Yours is to stop them.

The war was all but lost. The aliens captured world after world, Humanity’s subjugation seemed inevitable. Then your spec ops team was authorized. A group of Biologists with no morals, no scruples, no care for civilian casualties, and unlimited funding…

[swamp-king1827]

‘Are you anti zionist or zionist’ neither and both actually

[etoile-gracieuse]

hm. actually i think that i will not be on social media for the foreseeable future.