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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets#just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry#gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me#kakairu#Innefable husbands#mchanzo#erasermic#wrightworth#superbat#aladarius#queer#lgbt
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat#and i look like an honest to god shrimp#shrimp posture#how humbling
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
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#goodomensedits#goodomensgifs#good omens#good omens s2#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#userkristi#userlauren#userstede#userisaiah#userelio#userhani#my gifs#edit: the old caption has been fixed!!! changed it to 'we' like god (neil gaiman) intended#EDIT EDIT: NEIL GAIMAN HIMSELF REBLOGGED THIS POST AND CONFIRMED ITS NOT 'WE' BUT 'YOU DONT DANCE' LIKE I HAD ORIGINALLY OKAY#im returning to my roots#(aka making gifs but adding my chaotic commentary and editing to it)#i wish i was at home i'd be able to use a better quality video but im also ~impatient~#hopefully no one beat me to the punch#because this scene is genuinely one of my favorites like look at azi look at his smile im gonna fucking cry :')))))#like michael sheen!!!!!!!! michael sheen i am banging at your door like a wild chimpanzee#the ACTING CHOICES#the way you can literally SEE his thought process and excitement over asking crowley to dance i am in shambles i really am
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You're in bed with Simon, who's on leave after some long, exhausting mission. It's your day off, and you've finally gotten home after running errands. You barely get the groceries into the fridge before Simon's dragging you to the bedroom, insisting it's time for a nap.
Both of you are asleep in record time, snuggled up together.
It's sometime later, that you're somewhere between awake and asleep, aware that there's no longer sunlight streaming in through the bedroom window. You're ready to drift off back to sleep, and then something hard hits you in the mouth.
You've just barely registered that Simon elbowed you in the face, when he's pulling you closer, his hands cupping your cheeks.
"I'm sorry. 'm sorry. 'm sorry," he rushes out.
"You hit me," you whine in response.
"I know, love. 'm so sorry."
He wraps his arms around you, pulling you into his chest, your head tucked underneath his. It's not like you were really upset to begin with, but it's hard to even pretend to be, with the way he's holding you. And you happily let yourself drift back to sleep.
#my writing#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#based off something that literally happened between me and my husband#cod x reader
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Road help.
#Sorry azi ur gonna have to be crystal clear when speaking to him#clueless Crowley is so important to me u don’t even know#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#good omens season two#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic#suggestive#i guess????
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do you think it'll let up soon?
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#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#first rain etc etc#oooo I completely forgot this in my drafts anyways#I literally would keep going back to this canvas whenever i was drawing because i liked looking at the rain#y'all last time I posted something with rain it stormed for like 3 days straight. it's HOT pleaseeee let me control the weather again
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we go just right.
#when the date went so wonderful that you don't even mind that you forgot your umbrella at home#crowley is doing his best and aziraphale appreciates it very much#aziraphale's very special version of pride and prejudice can't get wet#so you gotta use the four year old newspaper you found in your bentley#I am not mentally ready for season 2#it will change me in a way that I cannot even explain#thank you neil gaiman love of my life fr#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#david tenannt#micheal sheen#neil gaiman#digital art
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What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#michael sheen#david tennant#goodomensedit#dakotasvibe#userligaya#they GET it#me and my friends analyzing themes etc#idk if someone mentioned this already#but their complimenting fit colors is so cute#bestie things#*500#*1k#*5k#*10k#*15k#*20k#*25k#*30k#*35k#*40k#*45k#*50k#*55k#*60k#*65k#*70k
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Wdym this wasn't the ending. I watched the movie. This is totally real and canon 🙄
#deadpool and wolverine#Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers#Deadpool#Wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#peak fucking movie#maybe my favorite movie of all time#certainly the best marvel movie#easily#immortal husbands#guh#deadpool movie#deadpool 3#what's a little kiss between homies#me and my gf were lractically climbing on eachother from pure excitement through most of the film
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Ice cream parlor (December 2023)
#I made this months ago but never posted cause I wasn’t satisfied#then my teacher told me it had good color composition so I liked it more#still not satisfyed but it will probably be a while before I put out a full illustration again so#good omens#art#illustration#my art#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
#maybe i need her#that video about her battling mental health woes in 2021... ;___; i love her#she's all over the japanese forums the past few days#and the wlw community is going feral shfgshjfk#some of them call her “the one who got away”#and “my wife who was too hot for japan judo to handle but is now thriving under canada”#and today i just saw a post that just says:#i just learnt about deguchi-sama and then i rolled over in bed and looked at my husband#and thought to myself: maybe he's not the love of my life#in love with her actually#incredible things happening ;___;#also she has the three cutest cats........... please let me raise them with you....#long post#christa deguchi#team canada#olympics#paris 2024#cats#cats of tumblr#wlw#wlw post
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the snake of eden 🥰
#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#crowley#anthony j crowley#my art#I love him!!!#something quick because I'm very busy im sorry 😭#I have a ton of gomens sketches I want to work on when I'm done with my current deadlines I can't wait#I'm also making new outfits inspired by them!!#and I have a couple of poto paintings to finish!! and more poto content to share very soon eughuehg#also tempted to make doctor who fan art because I love tenth is there even still an audience for it? lmao#the audience is me 😌#I'm always the most inspired when I'm busy as hell 🥲#aaaaaa
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#yes im posting a screenshot of my own post#BUT#in my defense#my husband told me to do it#so i had no choice
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