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randomnameless · 9 months ago

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I happened on a YouTube video about the cenatio rotunda and like, all that engineering for something that "useless" had to be inserted in the Adrestian headcanons.

Archbishop Rheo, on a visit to Enbarr in 196 :

"Emperor why are you sending your troops to Dagda ? I thought Adrestia wanted peace for Fodlan !"

"Look Great great grandmother, we recently built this wonderful rotating dining room ! Truly it is a testament of our superiority over the rest of the world."

"What are you even talking about ?"

"And I listened to you ! It doesn't need to use northern brutes to work, I had Vestra redirect the water from your canal to use it to make the room turn with a water wheel !"

"But this water was supposed to be used for irrigation and give fresh water to the remote areas of the city !"

"So when I eat, I can see all the corners of my empire. But there is the sea and it isn't part of Adrestia."

"Of course it's not, it's the sea !"

"And I thought, what if all those lands beyond the sea became Adrestian too ? This way, the sea will belong to me !"

"... Are you telling me you started your war on Dagda because of your stupid dining room ?"

"It's not a mere dining room, it's a rotating dining room ! Even your people never came up with something as ingenious !"

Thus Archbishop Rheo left Enbarr and introduced a fellow named Baal to her cardinals.

#Fodlan nonsense #Fodlan hc #Adrestia stuff #Early Adrestia stuff #A rotative dining room omg #Poor Rhea Adrestian Emperors from the 100 to 300 inherited Willy's stupidity #The rotative dining room was demolished in 250 when the water from the canal was redirected to the city #Rhea stuff #She wondered for years if her rotative missile strike didn't brought this idiocy #60 years after this discussion she still thought about it #And actually how nice it could be to have a scenic view of the Mountains while eating #Of course powered by nabatean magic but she left it in her drafts #Seteth happened on it eventually and threw them away #'it's too stupid'

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guiiay · 2 months ago

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jinx and isha visit a walmart

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batcavescolony · 2 months ago

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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

#epic the musical #penelope of ithaca #odysseus #odysseus of ithaca #ithica saga #they're truly made for each other #epic #epic ithaca saga #jorge rivera herrans #the odyssey #Odysseus: 🥺#penelope x odysseus #ody you're too smart to be asking your wife stupid ass questions #incorrect epic quotes

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violet111reblog · 17 days ago

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so i clicked on a wizard101 crowns trivia i hadn't done before

#w101 #is that a tag people use idk #i'm not putting this on my main it's too stupid

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doctorsiren · 4 months ago

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this is so stupid i’m so sorry

#doctorsiren #epic the musical #odysseus of ithaca #pallas athena #epic the musical fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #this is so unfunny but it hit me yesterday while at work and it was too stupid not to share #foop regrets getting me into epic SIGHHHH

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brittlebodies · 2 years ago

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Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

#i've become too exhausted with being subjected to the stupidity and repetition of the tags and notes on this post #go follow ian on ig instead #feed his algorithm

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laur-rants · 1 year ago

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I love when my borzoi does the thing

#borzoi #echo the borzoi #sighthound #puppy #art #my art #comics #my comics #illustration #my illustration #shes so ridiculous because her nose is too long to like #see things #so she has to #throw her head back to look at something #and see with her big stupid eyes (affectionate)#i love her shes so wild and pretty and such a ridiculouus creature #im love her

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incredubious · 7 months ago

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MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

#acesan #one piece #portgas d ace #sanji #monkey d luffy #comic #ive been meaning to make this comic for like a year Btw. and it got stunted for 6 months cuz I couldn't get past a part that was like #Slightly too ooc for my liking without fuckin up the whole thing even tho its already stupid as is ANYWAY. SOLVED IT OBVIOUSLY so yaaay #i spent so long on it and it still had mistakes. but gues what I Fucking Ball #also initially posting this on twitter was such a headache because the alt text limit is so Small so i was like ok Fuck My Life i guess #anyway. blow s a kiss to the crowd. Enjoy my insanity

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devxoid · 9 months ago

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"who drives, aventurine or ratio?" neither

#put way too much effort into this stupid ass drawing #dr ratio #aventurine #topaz hsr #ratiorine #honkai star rail #hsr #devxdraws

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isjasz · 2 months ago

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♟️❄️🏜️ Secret santa for @calocreek <3!!

#3rd life #3rd life smp #third life smp #third life #guys what is the tag i still never figured it out #traffic smp #trafficblr #itlwart #rendog #grian #goodtimeswithscar #ft bigb (and etho)#my art #amazing designs for dd and renchanting by calo btw <33333!!#they said “bonus points if its fun and silly” on the secret santa then i blacked out and made them play chess.#the idea was too stupid to pass up HASJDHASKDHAHW #this does NOT look like my style i dont know what happened #hope u guys like it hehehehe merry crimmus and happy holidays :DDD

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inkskinned · 3 months ago

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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually #abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable #it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had #i started taking community classes #if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath #and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment #a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends #a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw #i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!

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tempo-takoyaki · 8 months ago

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Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #heaven official's blessing #hob #myart #hua cheng #xie lian #I have a friend who's so pretty and confident the pretty privilege automotically applies to her #I've seen people treat her differently RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME #sometimes I look at her and wonder if this how people feel when hc talks to xl #anyway I think that hc needs the bing-qiu method of “not as beautiful as you yes I love you the most” too #also this xie lian took me 3 seconds to draw but 5 mins to sketch it's an art to come up with such a stupid face you know that?#hc my pretty princess <3 I want him on his knees

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snartfulisms · 10 months ago

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Scout’s step towards self discovery

(sort of) a prequel to this

etsy

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chimchiri · 4 months ago

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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes #She holds the third gun in her mouth #looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao #how are you even going to shoot girl #also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow #hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3 #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao #not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious #but it's a look - a look I LOVE #tlt #the locked tomb #my art #requests

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suntails · 2 months ago

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growing up!

#FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!!!#so shocking news: the silver artbook actually killed me a little. this is the first finished pic ive made since #wow isnt it crazy that 26 completed illustrations would kinda take it outta ya. bananas. i need to Not do a full bg again for a minute #i had the stupid thought like 'oohhgh i could do a series of silver and lilia as hes growing up!!' im HITTING ME!!! NO MORE SERIES!!!#I CAN DO NON-RELATED PICS OF THAT IF I MUST!!! THE PRESSURE OF A SERIES IS TOO TIRING RN!!!!#my life is a whirlwind i JUST moved and now might need to move again bc id make a ton more #im trying to sell my house and its going very poorly. im doing well at work. ID HAFTA MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY AGAIN #ID BE BACK NOOOORTH id go to pennsylvania <3 im from new york so the thought of being closer to my mom is rly nice #and i have friends there both from high school and ohiiiio and new england etc etc!!!! YAY!!!#twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #suntails #did u miss this. be honest. when i vanish for months at a time do u miss the rambling life updates. theyre who i am

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cashmoneyyysstuff · 4 months ago

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katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

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