#'iM teAcHiNg a MaStErcLaSS'

[jvzebel-x]

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[good-to-drive]

I just remembered that I've seen all of Modern Family and it was honestly kind of a shock. I can remember thinking the writing was excellent but I honestly cannot remember a single thing about that show. Not a single plot or character has stuck in my mind in a meaningful way. I remember that they were well-crafted and entertaining, I do not remember them. That show is just a white vacancy in my brain with "tightly written, clever" stamped on top.

[quietwingsinthesky]

portal 2 haters dni

[hoshifighting]

the sex ''ick's'' seventeen would give

WARNINGS: it's just for fun, and it doesn't match what the members do out there—so if you don't like, dont read.

seungcheol: his damn ass clapping louder than anything else in the room. like, the rhythm is giving standing ovation, and he’s completely unaware. if you dare mention it, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear.

jeonghan: he’d spend the whole day teasing you, promising he’s gonna ruin you later, only to nut in two minutes flat or tap out ‘cause his arms are tired “ugh, it’s so hot in here,” or “my legs are cramping.”

joshua: crying after nutting. he’s suddenly sniffling, you even got startled on the first time, his body getting REALLY sensitve.

junhui: he’ll mirror your moans, badly. you moan? he mimics it, but it sounds like a parody. like, he thinks he’s harmonizing, but it’s straight-up cringe. you try to ignore it, but he just keeps going.

hoshi: fucking u fully naked, except for his damn stoompas (those ugly-ass luxury brand chunky shoes). “they give me grip,” he’d say, like he’s at a crossfit competition, not blowing your back out. the sight of those big-ass sneakers ruins the vibe every time. (illustrative photos)

wonwoo: absolutely no facial expressions. man could be balls deep in you, and his face is blank, like he’s doing math in his head. but in fact, he's just daydreaming.

woozi: soundtrack enthusiast. he’d insist on playing a playlist he made just for you, but it’s all anime OSTs. like, nothing kills the vibe faster than hearing some intense battle music while he’s thrusting.

minghao: if you’re on top, he’d start giving unsolicited feedback. “tilt your hips a little more—yeah, like that. now, slower.” thinks he’s teaching a masterclass while you’re just trying to survive on his cock.

mingyu: checking himself out mid-thrust. fixing his hair in the mirror. if you call him out with a “are you fucking me or yourself?” he’d blush “n-no, I’m focusing on you!”

seokmin: laughs during the dirtiest parts, like a full belly laugh because he’s nervous or thinks something’s funny. he just goes, “HAHAHA—ah! sorry, I don’t know why I did that.” it’s cute tho...

seungkwan: every little thing is exaggerated—he’s gasping like he’s in a soap opera, grabbing his chest like he’s about to faint. you move slightly? “oh my god, I’m gonna DIE babe!”

vernon: won’t take off his adidas tracksuit. every damn time, it’s on—jacket unzipped, pants pushed down, and he’s acting like this is perfectly normal. while you're getting dizzy almost, from the adidas long lines, and from seeing this tracksuit for the zillionth time this month. [im feeling it too personally bc my dad uses tracksuit's often 😭]

chan: overexplaining everything he’s doing. like, “okay, so now I’m gonna flip you over, and then I’ll go deeper, and—”

[norrisainz33]

Seeing Doubles Pt.2 - GR63

☆ summary: George Russell attends Wimbledon and meets the tennis it girl, Y/N

☆ pairing: george russell x reader

☆ fc: none

☆ warnings: slightly suggestive, you are responsible for the content you consume

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y/bff: now he’s got you playing doubles??

y/n: yes 😔

maxverstappen1: my invite must have gotten lost in the post… you still owe me that game of padel

y/n: let’s play when i get to monaco!!

maxverstappen1: i’ll make the reservation! you better be ready for some fierce competition

y/n: i have heard you are quite the pro

landonorris: simp 🫵

y/n: yes 🤭 have you seen him?

landonorris: unfortunately i have 🤢

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serenawilliams: you’re going to love monaco 💙

y/n: yayyyy!! miss you lots 🤍

serenawilliams: let’s get coffee when you’re back!

y/bff: come home the kids miss you

y/n: are you the kids

y/bff: yes mommy

lilymhe: see you soon gorgeous girl

y/n: looking forward to our date 🫶🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: leo is so excited to meet you

y/n: and i am so excited to meet leo 🥹🫶🏻

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y/nuser: love you both 🫶🏻

charlesleclerc: gotta teach leo tennis early 🎾

user18: omg alex and y/n together 😭

user27: two pretty best friends fr

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alex_albon: we are monte carlo’s finest losers

maxverstappen1: you got that right

georgerussell63: can’t relate 💅🏻

alex_albon: georgerussell63 a rematch without y/n will have you relating real quick mate

y/nuser: besties you all did great

user11: BESTIES?! pls tell me she’s not friendzoning george

y/nuser: thanks for the invite max! hopefully alex will take some of my pointers!

maxverstappen1: you’re welcome any time y/n

alex_albon: why am i catching strays now

landonorris: i can’t believe i missed a y/n masterclass

y/nuser: landonorris next time!!

user12: hanging out with y/n? likely place for george to be

user21: and hanging out with the other drivers? never beating the georgey/n allegations

user12: georgey/n agenda stronger than ever

user16: MAX IS THE GOAT

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user12: Y/N!!!!!! I’d recognize her anywhere

user18: this post just called me poor in 8 different languages

y/nuser: thank you for such a magical weekend georgie 🤍

georgerussell63: anything for you beautiful 💙

y/nuser: anything you say? come back to bed then

georgerussell63: running back from my meeting with toto right now 🏃‍♂️

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user12: just dropped to my knees

user17: SUMMER LOOKS GOOD ON YOU 😫

user13: this has got to be y/n ain’t no way

landonorris: mate we get it - you’ve got a hot girlfriend please stop rubbing it in my face *comment deleted by user

maxverstappen1: mate

danielricciardo: mate

y/nuser: lando please

user12: GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! I SAW THAT LANDO

user19: ITS OFFICIAL!

user22: EVERYONE WAKE UP NEW BRITISH ROYALTY DROPPED

user23: i don’t know if i want to be y/n or george more

user19: LOVE YOU REGINA GEORGE

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user12: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

mercedesamgf1: welcome to the family, y/n!

georgerussell63: i love you my star 💙

landonorris: IM SORRY MOM

georgerussell63: mom?

landonorris: dad!

y/nuser: it’s ok son

georgerussell63: oh

maxverstappen1: it’s about time!

user12: max is so me

user25: max is one of us fr

maxverstappen1: padel next week?

alex_albon: not this again

y/nuser: see you at the courts max

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☆ a/n: thanks for reading! still figuring out this smau thing so bear with me!! likes and reblogs appreciated 🫶🏻

☆ let me know what driver i should write an smau for next!!

© norrisainz33: please do not rewrite, translate, or copy any of my works posted here on to any other platform

[suchagallabitch]

🫵weekly wednesday tag 🫵

omg I (simple old me?) have been bestowed upon the honour of coming up with these questions??? i would like to thank the academy for this most sacred honour 😋

1. if you could switch bodies with anybody for only one hour who would it be and what would you do? I think I gotta say taylor swift OBVI. first off im gonna dropping ME! acoustic version. Then I’m gonna hope lover deluxe is already recorded, drop that. If not i will make sure to text Jack and tell him that we need to record it so that i get it either way 😼. Then I would find out the definite truth of what happened between her and Karlie Kloss. I’d wire myself (as in me- me) a few million dollars, pet the cats and then post something really random on her instagram story. Literally want to make the public go absolutely bananas trying to figure out why taylor posted a random twitter meme. I have a lot of faith to believe this could all happen in an hour but I would try. SO hard.

2. whats your most trivial / dumbest hot take?I don’t think we should still be discovering animals. like what do you mean in the year of our lord 2023 we are STILL finding animals?? no they should all be discovered and if they havent been then i think they should stay undiscovered.

3. if you had to teach a college course what would it be in? I feel like we’re all expecting me to say something Taylor related but honestly I could teach a masterclass on the psychology of Ryan Murphy. I hate that man and i have so much to say about him and his productions

4. season 12 of shameless is suddenly happen and youve been put in charge! what plot point(s) are you gonna make happen? I cant think of anything substantial to actually contribute but i want Carl Gallagher to have a fruity little vape. I also want to see him quit the force and flourish in a new job!

5. who would be your godly parent? (can be any mythology). I’m gonna go with greeks as a Percy Jackson stan. I asked my bsf who is an expert in greek mythology. She said: “you’re a Aphrodite child cuz you’re a hopeless romantic and you appreciate beauty. You’re very particular in how you’re viewed and how everything you produce is viewed (what you write, how your feed looks like, etc.)” - I’m gonna have to agree with her on Aphrodite

6. what’s something you love about yourself? I think i’m so very very funny

7. describe your day in 5 emojis: 😴👁️👩‍💻✈️☕️

8. what shameless character do you think you could beat in a fight? Realistically i think the ONLY person i could beat in a fight is Liam and honest to god im not even sure i could.

9. tell us 2 truths and a lie, we’ll try to guess the lie!

- I’m double jointed

- I sleep on the left side of the bed

- I’ve never had pumpkin pie

10. do you have a pet(s). if so how did they get their name? I do! my son (cat) is named Chidi after the good place!

11. show us a meme (or picture) that captures your essence

self explanatory.

12. whats your typical coffee / tea / beverage order? see i gotta have a special lil drinky drink everyday and i mean my little drinky drinks are free so i am likw 80% gingerbread chai at any given time. Alternatively, an iced chestnut praline latte w/ praline cold foam.

13. use a song to describe the last 5 years of your life?

2019- its nice to have a friend- taylor swift

2020- ribs - lorde

2021- nothing new - taylor swift

2022- first love / late spring- mitski OR orlando- leith ross

2023- true blue - boygenuis OR now that we don’t talk - taylor swift.

Thank you friends thats all i got :)

I Tag: @deedala @darlingian @michellemisfit @mybrainismelted @too-schoolforcool @gallawitchxx @gardenerian @sam-loves-seb @thisdivorce @xninetiestrendx @scarcrosseduntouched @juliakayyy @y0itsbri @grumble-fish @grumpymickmilk @transmickey @surviving-maybe @metalheadmickey @heymrspatel @auds-and-evens @deathclassic @flamingbluepanda @crossmydna @sleepyfacetoughguy @vintagelacerosette @depressedstressedlemonzest @thepupperino @squidyyy23 @energievie 🫶🫶

[mandalhoerian]

Ur a mix of pain and crying to me… ur literally insane at characterization you should teach a masterclass frfr

IM INTIMIDATING,?????? 😭😭😭 *CRYING* UNDERNEATH THE *PAIN* RN

[anticurses]

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actually rlly fun to over the years find out that your f*ther is evil in even more ways than you knew❤️ and what you knew already was genuinely Satan level evil❤️ and its so exhausting because he’s so good at making himself the victim and looking pathetic and wanting people to feel bad for him he could teach a masterclass on manipulation truly i feel sick that im related to him and that i still managed to feel some sympathy

[littledigits]

now i know im not the only person who talks about job rights and mental health and ect ect in the anim industry but

the amount of times I talk to students or do masterclasses and someone mentions its refreshing or reliving or ...rare...to hear someone talk about it to them. its just. its too damn high ? its too damn high.

THE RELIEVED SMILES THAT SOMEONE CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF AND IS TALKING TO THEM IS LEGIT HEARTBREAKING? 

im going to keep doing it tho, at least until everyone thinks im boring and saying shit everyone knows already p.s - this is also a shout out to say that anyone can talk about their experience and has a story to tell and something to teach. It doesnt matter if you are a student or are in the industry, us reaching out and sharing what we know is how we become stronger :) ! I have connected to so many people through talks and volunteering my time. I fully recommend even if you’re feeling nervous about it I guarantee you will get back tenfold what you put in. Its through having different voices that we make change

[love4hobi]

giffing somthing (not jhope sry) but the way im talking to myself in my head like im teaching a giffing masterclass and its driving me a little bit insane

[crimeronan]

yet another project that will probably never escape my brain (and if it DOES it’ll be months from now due to my fanfic pause) but GOD do i want/need a “fix-it” where rhiannon lives. rhiannon’s death is the hinge point for the entire novel it defines the whole second half of the book. if rhiannon had lived ronan and hennessy and probably even bryde would have had space to start healing & that act 2 and 3 plot wouldve been Very Different. and instead the moderators killed her. and in doing so Created A Chain Of Events To Apocalypse. because kiLLING EVERYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DREAM IS NOT THE BEST WAY TO KEEP MORE INEXPERIENCED/UNSTABLE DREAMERS FROM ENDING THE FUCKING WORLD

[slowdeathbyetudes]

my mom is my biggest flex because she watches pablo casals masterclasses on the tv with me

[wanderingcas]

GUESS WHAT FOOLS I'M GOING TO NYC

[pavlovschekhov]

My greatest accomplishments in life have all stemmed from the phase of my life during which I only read masterclass articles about poetry and aggressively applied them everywhere, the summation of which causing me to eventually gain the courage to entertain my homeroom class with my poem, ode to masterclass, no i will not sign my autograph, not sponsored by masterclass

[teddykaczynski]

i feel like i could teach a masterclass in cutting. like i wont. but i feel like im definitely qualified to at this point

[dizzymoods]

you and rooney literally have inspired and taught me so much abt cinema it’s so disappointing that both of your unique perspectives are stolen by ppl who want to seem smarter/different... i hate that ppl don’t attribute you properly!!! and i wouldn’t doubt the impact you’ve had on the internet there are like maybe 20 accounts on tumblr during the past 10 years that have either gone to greater success or that you feel their impact rippling across the culture .... i hope that ppl stop ripping you off but also that others like me get to learn from what you bring to your online profiles and choose to share❤️❤️❤️ thank you!!!

💜💜💜 this mean a lot ty. & its why i do this bc i know coming up i had to forge my own path bc the math wasnt mathing and i had to take a closer look and wound up developing an completely new historiography of film. And sharing it is important so ppl can come up behind me and see that theres more out there than the bs they teach you on youtube, or in seminars and masterclasses, and film school.

i love rooney and tayler and apexa bc we all come from different backgrounds and they challenge some of what i think and it makes me sharper! & that’s all im really asking is for ppl to come behind me and build off of the groundwork i laid.

like frfr i hate baba gerima but he is so foundational to me (so ofc I love him lmaoo) but jumping off from what he started I found out how conservative he is when it comes to his imagination. & it really excites me to see in 10, 20, 30 years to see someone show how conservative i was now lol. the possibilities are endless!!!