#'he's literally a cult leader'

[gideonisms]

John gaius class traitor discourse on tumblr.com tragically ends with no clear consensus for either side after he nukes every working class person in the world. now that's a pyrrhic victory

[loktauri]

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

[irafook]

Looking at my OTPs like. Ah yes. The Chosen/Honored One and their cult leader boyfriend. That might be a pattern here after all.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

childhood friend!sugu vs childhood friend!toru

YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE .

thank you for saying this anon i’ve been thinking of it a lot actually. i’m morally and legally binded to choose childhood friend!sugu no matter what because he’s literally……. my favorite Ever. and i think the inherent devotion of the childhood friend trope blends soooo well with his natural devotion. his protective urges. etcetc. i have wayyyy too many thoughts about childhood friend!sugu 😭 but it mostly boils down to him wanting to be by your side forever. he wants to make you happy and he wants to protect you and he knows you so well that he doesn’t trust anyone else to love you like he can. he’s selfish and he wants you to lean on him more than he wants anything for himself.

childhood friend!toru though….. i feel like he would be your estranged childhood friend. that makes most sense to me :3 like, you met when you were really really young, and ended up playing together in an empty park. he was a brat, kind of quiet, and you were just sweet, y’know? you were the closest thing to a friend he had as a child. then you ended up moving away, he never got to say goodbye… and you meet again as adults. you don’t remember him — it was just so, so long ago — but he remembers you. he remembers you a little too well.

so now you just kinda have to deal with this tall, handsome, cheery man who keeps talking to you like you’re best friends even though you literally don’t remember him…. he’s sweet though. a little annoying, but sweet. he has a soft spot for you. i think having anything remotely close to a childhood friend makes him feel human in a way he can’t help but crave.

sooooo. overall!!! both are good :3 i will always be a childhood friend!sugu truther before anything else but childhood friend!toru has sm potential..

[misstrashchan]

Hayward is the single funniest fucker in this podcast I swear. Carpenter's bafflement at Hayward coming to her defense at the end of S3EP1 as she was ready to die and enthusiastically calling her "an old friend" when like. The last time Carpenter saw Hayward he'd been handcuffed by Paige screaming at Carpenter that he'd hunt her down to the ends of the earth. Their interactions prior to that from her perspective where being detained and interrogated by him, and him talking her ear off about his failing marriage (which yes was an act and also actually him talking about his relationship to his job, but Carpenter thinks he's a cringe fail divorced policeman). This is the man who saves her at her lowest. This same fucking guy who was a cop hunting her in S1.

"Old friend" fucking hell Hayward. I love you.

[inluvwcaitvi]

silco is literally a cult leader and i find it strange that literally no one has said anything abt it before

[mongeese]

Once again thinking about how Faulkner is canonically about my age, probably younger. He's literally like 20. My boy should be at the club!!

[redjukebox]

Brooooo he’s fucking loosing it💀

[just-null]

hii i'm the anon who asked the orange thing ! first of all thank you for answering, the lil drawing was so cute 😭❤️ and i read your tags- its a trend going around rn LOL someone made a thread of other jjk characters

https://x.com/arminvincible/status/1747792393837957620?s=46&t=pmccjSw3xDzVtYRDDaBG2A

^for a crumb of context 😗

OH ITS A LOVE THING. im not on the tiky toks as much as i used to but damn.. literally anything can mean everything these days. as for the link, i love how unserious it was. ty!

[nari-writes]

Lines in my own fic I still think are funny:

"You call me Drake because you're a transphobic little shit!"

"I do not!" Damian says, appalled despite himself.

[n--n]

I love all the posts w compelling textual evidence that Leander is Sneaky, but honestly the first red flag for me is that he’s a literal gang leader. Like yeah- in theory it was formed to help ppl but we won’t know if they actually do until the full game, and given the Wet Wick is full of “rough around the edges types” and Vere himself says that the Bloodhounds are no better than the Senobium mages, for now I’m filing it as a red flag lol. I also think I remember seeing something where Kuras says he doesn’t approve of the company Leander keeps but take that w a grain of salt since I can’t find it.

[alethiometry]

for my own peace of mind i may need to stop reading r/yellowjackets jfc. in just a single post i have seen people theorize that

javi is still alive bc he found an underground hot spring / javi found civilization and saved the girls

jackie's dream actually happened bc she wouldn't have dreamed of the dead hunter

laura lee survived the plane exploding bc we never saw a body

[zappedbyzabka]

Need more Johnny wearing necklaces but also talking about his trauma of being abused, then abused again by another man and groomed

[bladesmitten]

taking the time to actually write down ajax's paladin arc and how it relates to his dark urge redemption and suddenly nothing is making sense 🥲

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking abt geto ”would you like me to kill them for you ^_^” suguru again ….. (the ^_^ is of utmost importance btw)

[dnangelic]

god this place is a freakshow