#'but then why do you like drayton' because they call drayton out literally always

[corokoro]

game freak tried their best but i still fuckign hate carmine

[slashers-sister]

(This is something that happened, so I'm making a story, just imagine phones exist back then for the sake of this story)

Imagine you are on your phone on Pinterest, you found it fun, why?

Organizing, making cute and or deranged unsettling (Possibly ones about cannibalism people think are "AeStHeTiC!1! 😍🤪", you always did question which ones where and weren't actual cannibals..) moodboards.

Look, ya are quite lonely, and your brothers aren't always fun.

Actually you're in the barn hiding from your chores at the moment. You really didn't want to clean up all those knives :(

You like to keep random things, your room is FULL of stuff you've found around the farm. You got a lot of your personality from the twins, and Bubba. You spent most of your time with them.

..or stuff you've taken but that's besides the point!

You had bottles from 1947, your oldest glass bottle is from 1937! You also have old pins, which you and your brother Chop-Top do have a rivalry over who has the coolest.. Nubbins is the mediator, saying usually something along the lines of "Ya both tied, they are both equally cool." In reality he just can't choose who he likes more sometimes

You were on your phone, you heard Drayton calling. Oh no. You put it on a hay bale and immediately jump down from the hayloft. It's.. big but you fuck around and find out too often and have quite a high pain and heat tolerance.

"(Insert your full legal name), Get yer ass out here!"

To say your stomach filled with fear was definitely.. an understatement.

What did you do to piss off Drayton now? No idea but you went to go see what he needed. Hoping you weren't in for a beating on the head or back, why? He didn't whip you, he smacked your back so hard with a broom you heard a CRUNCH. Yes, you were fine. Well mostly, definitely traumatized a wee bit.

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Meanwhile, guess who also had chores in the barn! The twins!

Guess who didn't lock, sign out, and brick their phone? You!!

Immediately they are nosey. What's their precious little-

..They didn't find porn, or anything like that.

Nah they just found the Spotify account, the notepad, which you definitely had a few issues. Specifically anger issues, you had some notepads you had to take 5 minutes to scroll through bottom too.

Your Pinterest was full of weird stuff. Odd animal pictures that look weirdly funny and distorted? Funny lil cannibalism boards, memes, a mountain of memes because you are either chronically yeehaw or chronically online, take that as you will.

They found a few moodboards about them, about our(? Your? Their? Ya get the point) Brother Drayton. Honestly it matched his personality.

Bubba's was cute and full of taxidermied roadkill, you had made both of theirs earlier, and rearranged it perfectly.

Then they found theirs.

When Nubbins saw it, you even had a picture of his knife and camera almost exactly, how cool!

You had Chop-Top's favorite band, maybe you do listen!

Then Chop-Top started hysterically laughing.

"W-w-what? What's s-so funny?"

Chop-Top gladly pointed it out.

Nubbins couldn't tell if he should laugh, cry, be offended, or plot your murder.

Meanwhile Chop-Top is dying (almost literally) of laughter. "That is the funniest shit I've ever seen her do, that takes the meat!" (You guys often don't say "take the cake", but "take the meat" as a joke.)

Fun fact, nobody actually went to school.. you guys were all homeschooled by big bro dray.

Chop-Top calmed his twin down after a while, still looking through the board, you had found many things you thought they would, it did like. You got almost everything right.

They are definitely plotting how they both can get you back tho.

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No, Drayton wasn't too pissed off. You just forgot to tell him where you were, and scared the ever-loving shit out of this poor man.

Once you got back to the barn, you climbed to the hayloft.. and noticed your phone was moved. You immediately went through it, but surprisingly nothing was out of the ordinary.. except your notepad had a new note.

"you'll end up worse<3"

Cheeky little bi-

You silently live in fear waiting for what prank they'll do next :(

[vkvoodoo]

sawyer family while growing up hcs

— the sawyer twins were very protective over their younger brother bubba. They knew that he was “different” in many ways, like he wasn’t able to go to school different. They made sure to keep him company and comfort him

— bubba has had seizures before as a toddler, and child. Drayton would hold him and make sure he wouldn’t bite his tongue, choke on spit, vomit, or hit his head. The twins would just stand there and watch while being uncomfortable, nubbins was interested in it tho

— choptop and nubbins would ALWAYS argue about who is he older twin. Nubbins was

— the twins are troublemakers

— baby bubba was in and out of speech therapy classes

— nubbins thought drayton was their dad for the longest time (3 years)

— drayton was always kinda a miserable person. Easily got annoyed ESPECIALLY with the twins. He would have selled them if he could

— drayton picked favorites. Bubba was his favorite

— nubbins and drayton would argue alot

— nubbins and choptop have went though a phase of casually talking about “banging chicks”

— even though the twins were protective over bubba they would somtimes be rude to him. Let’s say bubba won’t get out of their rooms “damnit get out dummy! I’ll go get drayton if you don’t!” Bubba would SOB at that

— bubba played with any type of toys, dolls, dinosaurs, hell even little bones he would find

— I headcannon that bubba has a skin condition thats like near his top lip, like a rash. Now I don’t know any skin conditions but I feel like the rash would burn, itch and make his skin peel off, so he would always be touching it wich would erritate it and make him cry all the time. Poor baby :( (i actually think this is cannon!)

— bubba is very neurodivergent, at first the twins would get annoyed with him alot because of it, but they grew to learn about it and love him from who he is

— bubba is a chunka baby

— drayton panicked when he realized that bubba had curly hair. He let it grow long once but then everyone thought he was a little lady

— bubba loved being called “bubby” he would laugh at it

— nubbins and choptop would chase bubba around with a random road kill they would find. Bubba would run screaming and crying. Drayton would get the broom lol

— bubba loves swings. That’s why they got that one like bench swing outside!

— bubba was a very picky eater

— the twins thought of learning sign language whenever they found out bubba wouldn’t be able to talk properly

— the twins would constantly ask drayton why he gets no bitches

— drayton would make them eat all their food. He hates when his food gets waisted

— choptop would steal stuff from the gas station drayton works at

— nubbins would bring rats and raccoons inside

— this one time drayton invited lefty over when they were all abit younger, nubbins asked if they were gay. He was right but not at that time lol

— drayton fell into a massive depressive state after their parents disappeared. He knew grandpa was too old to keep care of his younger brothers

— drayton is actually really good with kids, just couldn’t stand the damn twins

— because they lived near a lake they would go there alot when it was super hot. Drayton would bring a whole bag of food n blankets, the twins would race there, and bubba would walk with drayton. They would actually do this quite often, I know their house would be getting quite uncomfortable with the Texas heat. I don’t think drayton would swim, bubba would put his feet and hands in the water, though I also don’t think he would swim, and nubbins and choptop would literally be drowning each other as drayton would threaten to drown both of them if they didn’t cut the crap. Bubba would look for pretty rocks/flowers around the lake, I imagine this being a very calming place for bubba. poor bubba would have to hear drayton rant to him about his brothers being such a pain in the ass when they go to the lake, he would leave them at their hot ass smelly home but decided to be nice. ALSO nubbins sucks at swimming somthing just tells me that he does. I bet drayton or their parents before they disappeared never taught any of them how to properly swim. nubbins would find a leach or somthing really gross and scare bubba with it.

— every rat that drayton would kill, nubbins and bubba would burry them outside. Bubba liked digging holes but would freak out with the feeling of dirt up his nails. Nubbins would squish the worms they would find. Once when the hole was finished nubbins would place the dead rat into it and burry it. Placing a flower down that bubba picked from the lake on top of the digged up dirt. nubbins would then stomp on it. (Choptop didn’t care for rat funerals)

ahhh I love writing about them growing up😭💗💗 feel free to request me anything!

[protokirby]

Ramble about a possible new au that kind of came from a bad situation. Whoops

Something led me to the knowledge that taking a single day's worth of break is not a good burnout recovery. And I don't know how but I have some kind of mental block(?) that prevents me from letting myself get a break until the burnout becomes just completely debilitating and I feel useless and even then when I take a break I also start feeling useless if the break lasts longer than a few hours. I'm not getting a day usually. I am aware that it is stupid but the mental block (or whatever you would call that) persists.

But I remembered that a few times when pokemon legends arceus was new it was so fun that I played for multiple consecutive days not noticing time going by (For clarification that was at a time when I was having so many nightmares and refusing to sleep so much because of them that my sleep schedule was No so I was accustomed to not sleeping for days) so. with this game's addictiveness in mind. I decided to play pokemon legends arceus to kind of force a break to happen longer. It's going well I think. The game is all too distracting to get the "you're being a useless freeloader. do something work-like now" intrusive thoughts.

Got into an intense daydreaming session involving Drayton getting isekai'd when I began playing so that's interesting. The imagination is replacing the game protagonist with Drayton and there is discussion among the goblins about turning it into its own au. I didn't want to delete any of my saves just to name the player character Drayton because I'm not sure if deleting a save would remove my access to the shiny zoroark mask. So I just picked one of my users that wasn't far in the game. They're all at least to the point in the game where picking up mystery gifts is possible. Because of the zoroark mask. I found that one of my saves has the player character with a wildly conveniently named oc- or what was meant to be an oc but since the oc in question has literally nothing, there's nothing stopping me from repurposing the name into a cover name for the au Drayton getting isekai'd. The name of what was previously intended to be an oc is Zoryu which is so good because it's like. "Oh hey this guy who just showed up with amnesia who refuses to tell us his real name has white hair like a zorua and dragon symbols on his clothing. So let's just call him Zoryu."

And under the cover name Zoryu, he becomes some kind of . famous historical figure who saved the world and fought alongside legendary pokemon. because that's fun.

Someone else at some point (probably Kieran because the goblins have decided that is the most entertaining) gets sent there by celebi !!without any amnesia!! so he knows who Drayton is and also anyone else who'd be in history books. Drayton hasn't told anyone his real name after being sent to hisui and always goes by the cover name Zoryu so when probably-Kieran recognizes him and calls him by name, Drayton questions how he knows his name and probably-Kieran gets really confused and annoyed like "What is going on? Why is Drayton the same guy I read about in history class and why doesn't he know who I am?" and all that going through probably-Kieran's head.

I keep . not wanting to have so many au Draytons who act out of character. but due to circumstances this one will be acting out of character. He's still going to be a normal Drayton with the normal Drayton behavior- he'll just be more physically active. Which is enough to appear horrendously out of character. To counteract this, I'm going to base his team on which mons would be the most convenient for him. Definitely going to use mostly or all alpha pokemon that I could realistically imagine him riding on. Right now there's an alpha luxray on the team that I nonsensed my way into reaching so early in the game. Caught the level 40 alpha luxio with sheer stupid determination. I think he would ride that and would take naps on top of it. Fluffy. So yeah. Due to circumstances, he'd have to run around more and eventually becomes used to moving around more but he will ride his pokemon every chance he gets.

Anyhoo, gonna get back to playing the game and thinking about this au. If the goblins get invested enough, might finally have a fifth Drayton added to my roleplay blog- which would be hilarious because I have plenty other au Draytons that I've had for longer that aren't on there yet.

I have an idea for how he would dress in the au. He would keep his jacket and his cape but he would kind of tie both of those around his waist in a way that it's not recognizably what Drayton wears unless he unwraps the stuff.

The rest of the outfit is up for debate in my head but I went on my farthest save and dressed up the character with any of these being potential outfits he would wear. Might combine some of them because I can do what I want.

The cool hat is a must-have because it's awesome. But the ninja mask I can't combine it with in game because they're both in the hat section is also a must-have. So having artistic freedom outside the game is good. Also might just grab the scarf from the first one and put over a combination of the next two outfits because I am a little indecisive. Also might have him strap the shiny zoroark mask to one of his shoulders because that sounds awesome. I plan to draw Drayton wearing what I have in mind. Eventually. Break time must come first

[slashershenanigans]

First kiss

-Chop Top x GN! reader-(tw: slight mention of accidental burns)

normally on a Sunday early morning you’d say the sawyer house is quiet, however today is an exception. you rustled underneath the covers on your bed, lazily opening your eyes only to wrinkle your nose at a foul smell, eyes watering slightly as you sit up irritated by the unfortunately familiar scent. you groan in response as you begin to stretch not in a hurry to get up before your thought finally kicks in that maybe this is not just an annoyance but something urgent. it wasn't abnormal for you to worry about the sawyer brothers, being how chaotic and spontaneous they can get, especially the twins. sure, you are  quite energetic yourself, but god you get mad when they get too risky! you swing your legs off the bed, tipping forward slightly from imbalance, quickly straightening up to walk out to the kitchen to see what was going on. “drayton? Bubba? is that you?” you shout into the hallway, trying to decipher the situation at hand. you sigh harshly at the lack of response and rush over to the opening to the kitchen to see,,,Chop top there; jesus no wonder it smells like a volcano erupted! you’re welcomed to the sight of various tools being dirty both against the table and on the floor and even a knife piercing the ceiling, dirtied with what looks to be batter.while chaos for Chop isnt unusual, the sight of him actually cooking is. “er,,,Chop-” he spins around nearly flinging the bowl of...something out of his hands. “O-oh! heh,, mornin’!” he beams brightly in a way that always seems to make you smile back; strange how that same happy expression spooked you at one point. “whatcha got there?” you say, chuckling under your breath, taking in the chaos laid out in front of you by the wrath of your boyfriend.” I-Im makin’ somethin’!” he replies enthusiastically, leaning over to cover a pot of quite literally boiling syrup. you cant help but laugh at the obscurity of his methods as he eratically spurs around going from different bowls to pans and such; its like he took the entire pantry to use for this. he lifts a lid off a pot and smoke engulfs his face” I’it’s supposed to do th-that!” he says slamming the lid back “chop-” “D-dont worry bout a t-thing y/n!” he says this as a plate beside him smashes on the floor next to him. the more he goes on he seems to be...really anxious. He’s smiling crooked in a way that seems more of a coverup than his genuine grin. “chop do you need-” “I’M F-FINE! I c-can control this-” he’s extremely shaky, darting his eyes back and forth to you and back to the pans and such. Sure, his general shakes have become a normal sight to see, but this time seems different. you were getting nervous, almost like you knew this was gonna build up to something if you dont keep an eye on him. “n-now where is th- wOAH-” he yelps as he slips on a loose bit of batter spilled on the floor and bangs his head on the edge of the stove. Before you can react to what just happened, you see the pot right above the stove where he’s laying holding his forehead in his hands wobble as if its about to tip over all over your boyfriend’s plated head. “NO!” you shout, firmly pushing him away from the hot liquid before it tipped over; while you managed to keep him from suffering a burned plate and far worse, you werent fast enough to move before it spilled all over your left leg. you yowl in pain, shaking erratically and shuffling away from the burning liquid that is now on the floor. “Y/N! o-oh shit!! Goddammed stove!” he yells, diving over to you to see your aching new injury and soon to be scar on your leg. he holds you up with one hand laid against your upper back shakily, clumsily moving anything else around that could hurt you “o-oh god this is all m-my fault!! aw shit,,,i-im sorry im so s-sorry!” while you were in pain, you sat distracted still by his frantic saddened expression, fetching you a cold rag to place on your leg and quickly after placing it on you falling onto his knees in front of you, now having you both facing one another on the messy kitchen floor. he sniffs, his brows furrowed and buries his eyes into his hands to hide his tears “t-this is wh-what i get for wanting to b-be responsible,,” you raise a brow at this. is that what he was trying to do? “a-all i wanted was to do something for ya c-cause you make me f-feel like boiling-n-no that aint right for right now- l-like WARM like- n-no,,,aw s-shit..” he shakes his head, clearly frustrated at himself. you shuffle a bit toward him placing your left hand on his cheek and your right resting on his shoulder, rubbing your thumb against him in a calming way. “d-drayton’s right..i-im not f-fit to do nuthin’ for nobody..i cant e-even take care of your breakfast! a-ALL I DO IS H-HURT YA” your brows furrow and eyes widen a bit. “ g-god why do i even-” you press both hands to his face, shuffling clos enough to where you were sitting between his legs, staring into his eyes, sighing softly” Chop..you dont need to be at my beckon call to let me know you care.” you look around at the mess, batter scattered everywhere and burn marks smeared onto the wooden counter.”the fact that you tried because you wanted to is enough for me.” you say, stroking his cheek with your thumb. his hands wander onto your back to embrace you tightly. “y-you really m-mean that?” he says with his voice choked up a bit from crying. you nod, before moving your thumb under his chin to prop his face slightly and leaning in, tenderly laying your lips onto his. you felt overjoyed when as you do this you feel him smile ear to ear against you, placing a hand on the back of your neck to support your head, the other wandering under your shirt; not in a lustful way he genuinely just likes feeling your skin. after a moment or two you both pull apart for a breather and stare at one another with hazy loving gaze. “i-i dunno what i did to deserve ya, sugar” sugar eh? thats a new one. you grin and nuzzle your forehead against his before laying another tender kiss onto it “me neither..”

[slasherswriter1318]

Hi! Can I have a scenario of Michael, Jason, Bubba, Freddy (or any other slasher that you prefer) x S/O with mutual pining? But with the two parts thinking that its unrequited when it's obvious that they love each other

ABSO-FRICKING-LUTELY, MY DEAR!! I’ll do our boys: Freddy, Michael, Jason, and Bubba! I hope you enjoy!:

 Freddy Krueger

• The minute you were able to put up with Freddy, he fell for you. And the second Freddy showed you his kind side, you fell HARD for him.

• He would have a crisis inside his head every time he hung around your dreams because of how strong he loved you, and it killed him every time when he believes that you could never feel the same.

•You loved being around Freddy so much whenever you hung out with him, and his flirting always made your heart race but you brushed it off as his jokes....*inhale* BOY ARE YOU WRONG!

•Even though he believes he has no chance with you, THE MAN STILL TRIES TO FLIRT UP A STORM because he adores your blushing face.

•You both annoy the hell out of the dream demons from how obvious it is that you two love each other to where they’re about ready to either end this torment between you both, or theirs.

 Michael Myers

•To say this boy would fall for you, one wouldn’t think it’d be literally. He scared the heck out of you when you two met...with him falling from a tree in front of you. You were shaking scared, but yelling with rage in hopes of scaring him away. However, in Michael’s eyes....you looked like a fricking Pomeranian with chihuahua rage.

•Therefore, Michael decided to not kill you...and take you home as a pet, which angered you more. 

•He had no idea that he fell for you and it took him the LOOOOOONGEST time to realize it. (*cough* nine months tops *cough*) Which led him to a lot of denial to acceptance and then doubt that you could ever love him.

•He would always be gentle with you and make sure nothing around his worn down home could hurt you.

•The moment you realized you loved Michael was when he bent over and you saw that ass and was like, DAMMMNNN! Yeah, no. it was when he attended to an injury you got on your leg when you fell through part of a floorboard in the house. You were surprised he cared for you so much and would on occasion catch him glaring at the part of the floorboard that you fell through.

•Sometimes, after his killing sprees, he would bring you back little flowers or trinkets that he would “find” that reminded him of you. It almost makes him smile whenever he sees your tiny blush and smile.

•Whenever he was gone, you would dive into your thoughts about your feelings for Michael and usually get upset when you believe he wouldn’t love someone like you. WHEN HE CLEARLY DOES AND YOU’RE BOTH TOO BLIND TO SEE IT!!! IF YOU FLIPPING TRIPPED ON AIR, HE WOULD TRY TO STAB IT WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING!

 Jason Voorhees

•*inhale* INSTANT HEART EYES JUST FROM YOUR SMILE!!!!!!

•He would stalk you for a while before eventually coming to your rescue when one of the guys you came to Crystal Lake with starts harassing you. He wouldn’t kill him right away. Rather, he’d just knock him out and kidnap you. He’d leave you locked up in his homemade shack and then go back to kill the guy.

•But when he comes back with dandelions practically ripped from the ground to see you in tears, curling up against the corner with fear in your eyes, he’ll feel VERY guilty and sad! He’ll put his machete on the opposite side of the room from you and approach you slowly, sitting in front of you and placing the weeds at your feet.

•You’d be scared and confused but politely accept the gift, making the man giddy. You’ll then ask why he brought you here and he’ll point outside and do a classic “scary bear” pose. 

•After a week of being with Jason, you realize he’s completely harmless towards you and choose to stay with him when you noticed that he’s completely lonely without anyone to keep him company.

•The moment you realize you love him is when it’s a stormy night and he’s trembling when he hurries into your room. You allow him to stay with you and even hug him when you noticed how scared he was. You’ll think about why a big man like him is afraid of a little storm and realize that he’s completely gentle-hearted and never hurt any animals.

•After this, this leads to a lot of Jason acting like a complete puppy around you and you being kind to him and leaving on occasion to bring back supplies. Usually when you do, Jason would be worried that you’ll meet someone else and love them, leaving him alone. While you’re away, you would think of how Jason wouldn’t want anything in regards of love towards you, only friendship.

•CUE THE FRICKING AUDIENCE FACE PALM GIF!

 Bubba Sawyer

•Bubba, like Jason, immediately fell for you when he saw you. You looked like an absolute angel and he was somehow able to convince his family to not kill you.

•You were terrified of Bubba and his family when you first arrived at their home when your car broke down. Of course, after a LONG time of getting used to their...”diet”...you’ve gotten used to their ways and how crazy Nubbins and Chop Top were. You’ve also terrifyingly learned to not call Tex by his real name, otherwise he’ll go batshit crazy.

•Usually, you’d have conversations with Drayton as he cooked the meals and on occasion learn new jokes. Most of which would annoy the hell out of most of the Sawyer family.

•Mama absolutely adored you for helping with cleaning the house and doing laundry. Since most of the men were a bunch of asses. You would tend to go to her for the sanest advice.

•After many warnings from Drayton, Mama, Bubba, and Tex, you stayed the hell away from Nubbins and Chop Top.

•You were a bit iffy with Bubba at first, but like with Jason, you realized he’s an absolute puppy. He’d make sure you wouldn’t see any of the dead bodies and stay away from the part of the house where the bodies were cut apart and stored.

•When you fall for Bubba is when you got to know him better and realize it after he spent time with you away from the house. You’d be reading a book while he would play with your hair. It terrified you when you had your moment of realization and prayed none of the family would find out. EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

•Bubba would try to suppress his feelings for you because he believed you liked Tex OF ALL FREAKING PEOPLE! as all of the other victims did.

•You believed that Bubba didn’t like you in a romantic way, only in a sibling way. WHICH IS FREAKING WRONG!!!! and would on occasion hang out with Tex for advice about his brother.

•Which his advice would be JUST CONFESS ALREADY!