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enniewritesathing · 9 months ago
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What did Brian get for his birthday?
John surprised him with a 3 day/2 night stay at a luxury hotel and it starts with a Spa Day treatment (well, there's professional and then there's him 👀).
you know Brian got alllll the good chocolates as well as the cake John bakes for him, and some outfits that he's been eying for a bit.
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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 4 months ago
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love seeing cool fanart from a cool artist only to have to immediately block them for dramamongering.
like okay you drew a character with your headcanons. cool. great. don't need an inflammatory likebeggar caption with 25 "kAwAiI" emojis while you rant about how no one will like them because literally everyone in the fandom hates minorities and is a "weirdo freakazoid" who will attack you for headcanons.
like you can just tell behind the screen, past the needlessly smug aura, they're just fucking SEETHING about their imaginary haters.
#like genuinely i think people like this should go be harassed.#like lemme show you what it's really like to get shit on lmao#because harassment isn't one person not liking your content and saying under anon one time that they don't like ur artstyle#like it's constant spam in your inbox of slurs#because you said you have a personal negative history so please don't say that word in your vicinity#it's being attacked by one person and their followers for weeks without end because you said one thing#about crushing on a celebrity#and they couldn't handle it.#it's getting pulled into discord group chat after discord group chat where everyone dogs on you#for venting in a vent channel in a private server with your friends#because one of them invited one of THEIR friends and they went through the server digging for dirt on everyone#discourse#tw discourse#tw drama mention#drama mention#drama#tw drama#ranting#tw ranting#tw rant#rant#and ofc with these types you can tell by the emojis they select alone#that when they vent about bullies. they ARE the bullies. these are the types who would#dog on people for being like. slightly adjacent to chubby.#like total regina george ass motherfuckers#like fuck off with this 'this is for weirdos that like to attack ppl abt headcanons 🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🤭🤭🤭🤩🤩🤩💋💋💋'#like just. fuck off with that bullshit. i know you post 'get thinner or go down the road next time babe😘🥰😊😌' in people's dms when you#aren't drawing like. human pinkie pie who is 'chubby' but with barely any extra fat.
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afterglowsainz · 4 months ago
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imperfect for you | oscar piastri
pairing: norris!reader x oscar piastri
summary: you’re too focused on being the paddock’s cupid that you fail to notice your perfect match is right there, on your brother’s teammate
fc: madisyn menchaca
a/n: i’m choosing to ignore all the trouble and negativity surrounding oscar’s win and just focus on the fact that oscar piastri is a formula 1 grand prix winner!!!
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f1 the ferrari couple arrives in blue classiness 💙
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username omg alex’s first appearance in the paddock !!!
username she’s truly one of the most beautiful women i’ve seen
username let’s all thank yn’s mind for bringing these two together 💕
ynnorris my babies 🥹🫶🏽 (liked by charles_leclerc and alexandrasaintmleux)
username still can’t believe if it wasn’t for yn they wouldn’t be together
username i just love when hot people date each other 😍
username and they’re matching too 🥺
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ynnorris currently in monaco looking for my next project ❤���‍🩹
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username not her saying she’s looking for a “project” after setting up charles and alex 🤣
username the one and only paddock’s cupid 💘
username it’s insane how she sets everyone up and she’s still single
username the prettiest girl❣️
oscarpiastri you literally posted a pic playing padel, there’s you next project
ynnorris padel is for the weak who can’t play tennis
maxverstappen1 hey!
alexandrasaintmleux charge €10 per tarot reading 🫶🏽
ynnorris alexandra malena your mind is immaculate 🤌🏽
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ynnorris the look from the nosebleeds🩸
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username why on earth wasn’t she at the garage???
username babes your brother is a literal driver what are you doing there
ynnorris he kicked me out :(
lissiemackintosh shame on you landonorris
landonorris that’s literally fake she just wanted to see how it looked from up there
oscarpiastri i can confirm
ynnorris no one asked you‼️ oscarpiastri
username and who’s that with logan 👀
username omg not another one of yn friends 😭
username she took the paddock’s cupid name too seriously
logansargeant send me that last pic
ynnorris ask friend1 🤭
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oscarpiastri exploring more of monaco🇲🇨
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username can’t believe he’s moving there
username we lost the game of keeping f1 drivers out of monaco
username not oscar hard launching logan’s relationship 😭
username i genuinely think yn hard launched them first in her last post
username hard launch between yn and oscar when
username no because was this a double date orrr???
username logan and his new gf, no lando, oscar and yn next to each other … hmm …
ynnorris you look cute 🥰 friend1
friend1 youuuu 💕
logansargeant 🤨🤨
friend1 you look cute too ig
logansargeant 😊
oscarpiastri no flirting on my instagram please
ynnorris boooo 🍅🍅🍅
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ynnorris post-beach clarity 🏝
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username the only woman ever
username 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
lissiemackintosh my girlfriend 🥵 (liked by ynnorris)
username obsessed with you
username face card is insaaaane
username oscar is very slow
trentarnold66 damn😍
landonorris uhm 🤨
charlesleclerc 🤨
maxverstappen1 🤨
pierregasly 🤨
lancestroll 🤨
lewishamilton 🤨
ynnorris all of you leave rn.
ynnorris except you lewishamilton you can stay 🥰
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f1gossip some drivers were seen clubbing at monaco this weekend including oscar piastri with a mysterious brunette. yn norris and lissie mackintosh were also at the party
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username who’s the girl with oscar?
username i believe it’s friend2 but i could be wrong
username omg and look who follows her 🤭
username yn once again playing cupid but this time with the wrong guy 😩
username no because i wanted her and oscar to date so bad i thought they liked each other :(
username but look at the bright side!!! she’s been rumored to be dating trent alexander arnold so is not all bad
username i guess 😔
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footballwags trent alexander-arnold was seen recently with rumored girlfriend spending some time at the beach
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username excuse me what
username i thought his rumored girlfriend was yn norris? who is this?
username guys i think trent and yn were never really together
username you think?
username trentyn goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky
username tbh i can’t be mad at this
username same
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ynnorris took a trip down under 🇦🇺
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username OMG GUYSSS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
username so we weren’t completely delusional huh😭
lissiemackintosh can’t believe you’re cheating on me 😔
ynnorris you’re my number one always! 🫶🏽
username she’s so gorgeous i’m speechless
username yn give me a chance pls pls pls
oscarpiastri you’re too much 😍
ynnorris do you want an australian kiss? 😛
aussiegrit kids please
username last pic is peak boyfriendism 🥵
username FINALLYYYYY
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hamilando · 4 months ago
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ੈ✩ Blue or Orange ? (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : lando norris x fem reader
summary : when the shimmer athlete meets the speed athlete
tw : fluff, a little chaos, suggestive
fc: Claire Wolford *she is so pretty-*
a/n : So this was requested anonymously, so if you are seeing this, Hope you like it 💫 AND before anyone jumps on me for using Daniel, it’s just one comment and the meme was started by him !!
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚
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ynwolford Thunderstrucked Vegas 💫✨
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user1 the dream life ✊🏻
user2 THUNDER!! TA DA DA THUNDER !!
victorikalena leader ay-aye 🫡
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chandidayle serving serious looks ma’am
ynwolford only for you 🫶🏻
user3 drop. the. freaking. skin. and. body. routine !!!
user4 oh to be her 😮‍💨😮‍💨
kelsey_w the look is perfect !!
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user5 I AM SEEING HER IN THE VEGAS MATCH
user6 EXCUSE ME !? - can you take me 🥺
user7 bleeding blue and white 💙🤍
user8 why is lando norris in her likes ?
user9 her boyfriend 💔 user10 WHAT-!? user10 POOKIE IS TAKEN 😭🥹 user11 who is he 😤 user12 a driver 👀 user13 * formula one driver
landonorris BEST SISTER EVER ❤️
ynwolford BEST BROTHER EVER ❤️ landonorris bro 😑 ynwolrford yo u started it landonorris you looked pretty babes 🧡❤️💙🤍 ynwolford ☺️
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ynwolford blue and orange ? 💙🧡 @ mclaren
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mclaren the color combination for the next livery ?
ynwolford cowboy style 🤠🤍💙
landonorris maybe you could cheer for me in those shorts ? 👀
ynwolford stop it you thirsty shorty landornorris you did not - ynwolford my kicks are taller than you landonorris yet still you do the splits for me -
user1 you two, there are kids 😭
user2 where the hell did lando pop out from ?
user3 when did the couple comments become so active 😭
chandidayle Y/N, please behave, there are kids
user4 THANK YOU CHANDI
georgerussell Y/N, could you please get us passes for the match ?
ynwolford dw! Tickets for you, Oscar, Alex, Max and Charles are in my bag ✊🏻
landonorris last time I checked, I was the one who asked you out
ynwolford last time I checked, you always have no pass entry AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND is a DCC 💪🏻 landonorris oh.
user5 I missed the silent relationship comments
user6 they are entertaining tho-
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ynwolford and after 4 years, the Pom-Poms take a rest 🤍💙🤍💙
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user1 WE WILL MISS YOU 😭
user2 genuinely one of the best dcc!!
kelsey_w can’t believe we were together through it all 💙
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dcccheerleaders once a DCC, always a DCC 💙🤠🤍
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landonorris I am so proud of you love 🫶🏻
ynwolford thank you 😭
user3 for once his comment was normal -
user4 no horny comments today
landonorris but I am sad I won’t see you in those shorts
user5 there we go ✊🏻
user6 the way y/n just ignored -
user7 lando and her are probably doing dirty
user8 STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR NIGHT LIFE
user9 yes! This is a child account 😙
carlossainz55 A great end to your career 💪🏻
ynwolford unemployed besties 🫶🏻
user10 she did not -
carlossainz55 that hurt 😞
ynwolford reality hurts my dear Carlos landonorris Stop Calling Him “Dear” ynwolford Dear Carlos 🫶🏻 georgerussell hi 👋 ynwolford dear George 🫶🏻 alexalbon hi 👋 ynwolford dear Alex 🫶🏻 landonorris STOP 💔
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ynwolford and after 2 years, orange is the best 🧡
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landnorris aw 🥺
landonorris cute 😤
landonorris pretty 😮‍💨
landonorris hot 🥵
landonorris mommy 😗
gerogerussell LANDO SHAVED HIS MOUSTACHE!?
ynwolford I asked him too 😌
alexalbon “ THIS MOUSTACHE IS MY BADGE OF HONOUR”
landonorris whatever the queen says 🤷🏻‍♂️
danielriccardio he doesn’t even grow pubes
ynwolford sadly, he does now 😔 landonorris HEY! cmon babe, you know you love it 👀 ynwolford the tree lando, not the jungle 🫷🏻
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cockkette · 3 months ago
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be mine?
lando norris x famous!reader
warnings - set after lando’s win in miami, down bad lando, a bit short, some swearing, i think that’s it xoxo
face claim - girls on pinterest
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y/n.l/n: thank you so much mclaren for inviting me to the paddock this weekend i had the most fun! i can’t wait to see how the rest of the season goes 🧡
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mclaren: we hope to see you back in the paddock again soon 👀
y/n.l/n: thank you admin!
oscarpiastri: great to meet you y/n 👍
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lilyzneimer: you look so gorgeous! (you need to come to another race asap)
y/n.l/n: ahh ily (i really do it was so fun)
user1: a duo i never knew i needed
yourbestfriend: gorgeous gorgeous girl 😮‍💨
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landonorris: you must be my lucky charm
user2: this is painful to watch
oscarpiastri: tell me about it 🙄
user3: OSCAR PLEASE 🙏
landonorris
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landonorris: WE FUCKING DID IT P1!!!
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oscarpisastri: well done man 👏👏👏
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davidbeckham: well done mate
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user4: rip lando nowins you will be missed
user5: at least we still have lando norizz
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y/n.l/n: what a race!! papaya 4eva🧡
landonorris: glad you could see it 🧡
user6: i bet he's hyperventilating
user7: he aint fooling nobody
alex_albon: congrats!!! 💪💪
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goergerussell63: congrats mate!! 👏🙌
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y/n.l/n
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y/n.l/n: in paris with my favourite girl <3
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yourbestfriend: i’ve missed you babes 😘😘
y/n.l/n: you mean you missed me being your sugar daddy xoxo
yourbestfriend: shhh 🤫
user8: i swear lando is in paris rn
user9: omg what if they are there together
user10: ur reaching so far rn
mclaren: 🧡
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user: i need her to come back to the paddock
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user11: patiently waiting for lando’s comment
user12: not him liking the comment about her 😂
landonorris: pretty girl in a pretty place 🧡
y/n.l/n: that’s so sweet thank you 😊
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maxverstappen1: bet he’s giggling and kicking his feet
oscarpiastri: probably blushing too
alex_albon: he’s definitely twirling his hair rn
landonorris: actually stfu
user13: i can't-
f1gossip
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f1gossip: lando norris has been spotted outside a paris bar getting close with a mystery woman
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user15: lany/n truthers rise
user16: i have been summoned
user17: now why is george being messy in the likes?!
danielricciardo: idk he’s an odd guy
user18: ariana what are you doing here 🤣
user19: it has to be y/n there are too many coincidences like they are both in paris and the drivers other have been getting involved
user20: i’ve connected the dots
user21: you haven’t connected shit
user22: people are so strange he deserves some privacy (i’m praying it’s y/n)
y/n.l/n
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y/n.l/n: lazy days are the best days ☀️
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user23: she is so pretty
yourbestfriend: damn somebody stole my bitch 😞
y/n.l/n: you're the only one for me pooks
yourbestfriend: i wonder who that is 🧐
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user24: lando crying and throwing up rn
oscarpiastri: finally maybe he will stfu about you now
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user25: lily is in the likes i still have hope
user26: idk i think they got close after miami so its probs just from that and lando hasn't even liked
user25: WAIT OSCARS COMMENT
user27: i might have to join the lany/n truthers after that
user28: y/n soft launch?!?!
landonorris
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landonorris: osc ruined her soft launch but look at my pretty girl 🧡
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y/n.l/n: you're so cute
landonorris: stop i'm blushing in a meeting
mclaren: 🤨
y/n.l/n: oscar when i catch you oscar
oscarpiastri: please forgive me i'm so sorry i didn't know what a soft launch was 🙏
y/n.l/n: you're on thin ice piastri
lilyzneimer: we need a double date and i'll work on educating oscar
y/n.l/n: we should just go on a date xx
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alex_albon: SIMP 👉
georgerussell63: SIMP 👉
maxverstappen1: SIMP 👉
danielricciardo: SIMP 👉
landonorris: you're all just jealous
y/n.l/n: SIMP 👉
landonorris: y/n you're meant to be on my side
y/n.l/n: i don't want to lie though
user29: she's so messy
user30: lando has... rizz
user31: this can't be
oscarpiastri: i'm just as surprised as you
landonorris: i'll tell y/n you're being mean
yourbestfriend: she's still mine 🩷
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landonorris: nuh huh
user32: never beating the babygirl allegations
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user33: 'my pretty girl'
user34: if you look closely you can see me crying in the background
a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed any feedback is appreciated <3
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jo-com · 5 months ago
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Hello, can you please write a story about Alex and Charles dating a pop star and the three of them being supportive of each other, thank you ❤️
༘⋆₊ ⊹🔭 ⋆。˚ ➛ No.1 Supporters
Charles Leclerc x Fem!reader x Alexandra Saint Mleux
Summary: Based of the request👆🏻
Genre: SMAU
Fc: Madison Beer
Note: Grammatical errors
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist
─────── ─ 𓍢ִ໋☕️✧˚ ༘ ⋆ ─ ───────
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Yn.Updates The known Popstar singer Y/N L/N was said to go on tour this upcoming month— sources said it is yet to be confirmed!!💞
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Username1 OMFGGGG
Username2 Been waiting for this day to come🙏🏻🙏🏻
Username3 She’s so finee😍😍
Username4 Alex on the likes is so Cutee🥹🥹
Username5 she’s always updated!!
Username6 THEIR SO ADORABLE I CANNOT
Username7 on my knees for this girl🫶🏻👌🏻
Alexandrasaintmleux Ngl same-
Charles_Leclerc Honestly (2)
Username8 NOT THEM COMMENTING😭😭
Username9 Goals Fr!!🫦
Username10 HOPING THAT THIS IS REAL AND TO SEE U ON UR TOUR!!
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Miss.Yn Looking forward to seeing you LA!!🫶🏻💕 Btw thanks for all the support guys and stream my album SILENCE BETWEEN SONG!!💋🥰
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Lilymhe Saw it. Listened to it. Loved it
Miss.Yn thanks babes,i was trying to impress you😉😋
Lilymhe Well i am impressed🫣
Alex_Albon uhm okay…
Username11 Stream it guys, you won’t regret it!!😍😍
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Charles_Leclerc So proud of you mon amour💞
Miss.Yn aww charliee🥹 thanks for all the support that you and alex always give me
Alexandrasaintmleux Ofc ma jolie fille (my pretty girl) we will always be your no.1 supporter😚
Username12 If my next relationship isn’t like that idk what is
Carlossainz55 Goodluck señora!!
Miss.Yn I don’t need luck, i alr have my 2 lucky charms😋😋
Carlossainz55 Charles saw the comment and couldn’t stop smiling
Charles_leclerc Snitch🙄
Alexandrasaintmleux I am also smiling!
Username13 Now all of us are smiling🤭🤭
Username14 My favorite throuple!!
F1 Ours too😎
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Tour/updates The FORMULA 1 Driver Charles Leclerc along with his other girlfriend Alexandra Saint were spotted at the front row seat of their girlfriend Y/N L/N’s concert.
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Username15 THE WAY THEY LOOK AT HER IS SO SURREAL
Username16 They’re so whipped for her
Username17 Wish i were there to see😭😭
Username18 Crying at how they look at her
Miss.Yn I am so inlove with them💋💋💋
Username19 They’re so lucky to have you!!
Miss.Yn Noo i am the lucky one🫣🤭
Landonorris ew you big simp
Miss.Yn Leave🫵🏻👉🏻🚪
Username20 Lando commenting is so random😭
Username21 looking for someone who looks at me the same way they do at y/n
Username22 Finding me a Alex and Charles for sure
Username23 GIRL SAME😉
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Alexandrasaintmleux The way she looks at me got me twirling my hair and kicking my feet in the air😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Username24 ALEX??
Username25 “there’s a another side that you don’t know”— the weeknd
Miss.Yn BABYYY😭😭
Alexandrasaintmleux WHAAT🤭
Username26 u know what u did😏
Francisca.cgomes an invite would’ve been nice😐😐
lilyhme same😕
Miss.Yn YOU GUYS SAID U WERE BUSY😤
Username27 I love y/n core🤗
Charles_Leclerc My Girlfriend is so pretty🫠
Alexandrasaintmleux OUR girlfriend🥰🥰
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Charles_Leclerc BEGGING ON MY KNEES AS WE SPEAK
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Miss.Yn Not u too🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
Charles_Leclerc Whatever do u mean my love👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻
Miss.Yn I can’t with you and alex🙄
Carlossainz55 what did u do to him @Miss.Yn??
Miss.Yn it’s not my fault that they’re madly inlove with me🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Alexandrasaintmleux it's so hard not to love u😖
Carlossainz55 he’s smiling like an idiot rn
Maxverstappen I can vouch for that
Charles_Leclerc WHY R U EVEN HERE
Username28 Y/n must be tired of their bs
Miss.Yn so tired😄
Miss.Yn Just posted!
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Miss.Yn My turn to be their supporter!! Me and my girlfriend supporting our man😋
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Charles_Leclerc You guys are the sweetest!!
Miss.Yn Goodluck baby!!
Alexandrasaintmleux we’re so proud of you alr mon amour
Username29 FINALLY SOME YN AND ALEX PICS
Username30 the nature of their relationship is just so envious
Username31 I want them so bad😫
Username32 i want to have what they have
Username33 don’t we all?
Username32 so true☹️☹️
F1 OUR FAVORITE WAGS ARE BACK!
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Like always i had fun making these!!
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Iconic Duo | LN4 (SM AU!)
pairing: lando norris x cosplayer!reader
summary: an f1 driver who does photography on the side and a cosplayer start dating
warning: the last "post" is suggestive sorry not sorry
fc: @/ani_makocosplay on insta & @/ani_mako on pintrest!
a/n: y'all seem to eat these fake smaus up and in honor of spooky season i present whatever this is!
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yourusername its getting HOT in here🔥🔥🔥🔥
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user302 YESSS LETS GOOO!!!!
user20 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!
yourbestfriend GOD DAMN 😩😩😩😩
yourusername i know i know yourbestfriend live action one piece is in the works sooo LIVE ACTION FAIRY TAIL WITH MY SIS AS NATSU LETS GOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️ user592 AGREED user093 YEP YEP yourusername y'all flatter me 🤧🥰
user573 ACE AND NATSU?! I WIN!!!
user029 MOTHER IS MOTHERTING!!!
landonorris suddenly i have a thing for fire users
yourusername 🤭
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landonorris dinner date at 7, party at 8 🍾
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user2947 MY FAVORITE COUPLE!!! 🧡🧡
user34 the switch up is FIIIRE 🔥🔥
oscarpiastri nice shirt
landonorris thank you
user9874 THE SHIRT AHAHAHA
user3950 PLEASE user097 it's SO him user793 y/n never misses with the funny shirts
carlossainz55 you should wear that for every after party, it is very you amigo
landonorris 😑 haha very funny
yourusername omg who got you that shirt? landonorris oh my very sexy beautifully hot girlfriend yourusername damn, she must know you very well landonorris i know, im so lucky oscarpiastri get a room 🙄 carlossainz55 please landonorris 🖕🖕 yourusername love you both as well!
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yourusername anybody need a wife that's secretly an assassin?
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yourbestfriend ME ME ME ME ME
yourusername anything for you 🥰
user597 MOOOOOOTHER!!!!!!
user829 YOR FORGER COSPLAY?!?! YES 🔥
user044 ❤️❤️❤️
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yourbestfriend HELL NO I WAS HERE FIRST yourusername guys we're suppose to be nice landonorris babe it's your hand in marriage, THERE IS NO BEING NICE yourbestfriend THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL AGREE
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yourusername face card? lethal
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user403 FACE CARD LETHAL INDEED!!!
yourbestfriend GOD WOW MY BEST FRIEND IS SO FUCKING HOT🥵🥵🥵
yourusername 💋💋 landonorris STOP STEALING MY GIRL yourbestfriend NO landonorris I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH FROM NOW ON yourbestfriend ...deal yourusername SERIOUSLY? yourbestfriend you know i'd sell you for a corn chip yourusername yeah, you got me there
user328 HELLOOOO!!!!
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yourusername it's how the cards have been dealt charles_leclerc i will fix this.
user830 TOO LETHAL, IM BURNING!!! 🔥🔥
landonorris i've never wanted to be a podium so fucking badly--
yourusername lando. landonorris you can use my face next time yoursername LANDO. landonorris I AM ONLY BUT A MAN, BABE. ONLY A MAN. STOP BEING SO DAMN HOT, don't actually im lying, please continue being hot.
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landonorris september photo dump 😮‍💨
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charles_leclerc and no crowns for us? 🤨
yourusername sorry, only royalty 💁‍♀️ charles_leclerc I AM DUBBED THE PRINCE OF MONACO yourusername and i am a queen, silence youngling ✋
yourbestfriend ugh fine i'll admit it y'all are cute
landonorris YES LFG!!!! yourusername thank you, bestie ☺️
oscarpiastri so those cookies 👀
yourusername i ate them sadly, sorry 😔 oscarpiastri betrayal.
yourusername we're so cute 🥰
landonorris you're* yourusername BOY IF YOU DON'T--
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yourusername ATLA 🔝 (stay tuned for next weeks cosplay 🤧)
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user204 QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN
user30 day one of asking for a sokka cosplay--
yourusername 👀 user30 👀
oscarpiastri 🙌🙌🙌
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user394 is this my sign to rewatch? i think so!
user555 imma need the whole aang squad + korra STAT!!!
landonorris so like is azula looking for a man? or a dog?? i can bark--
yourusername babe 💀 yourbestfriend SCREAMING carlossainz55 PR is going to get him soon oscarpiastri for sure
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yourusername "No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" 🔪
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h4m1lt0ns · 1 year ago
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode ten :: MADNESS, BADNESS.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis + y/n = combination
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.
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☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3
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y/n: lew are u awake
lew <3: yeah i’m up
y/n: wait did i wake u up
lew <3: no no dw i couldn’t sleep
lew <3: why are you up tho doll?
lew <3: it’s almost two in the morning
y/n: i couldn’t sleep either <3
y/n: remember the demo lyrics i showed you like three days ago??
lew <3: the one you began writing on the boat?
y/n: yeahhhh that one
lew <3: yeah ofc
y/n: can u help me finish it?
y/n: if you’re not busy ofc
lew <3: never too busy for you doll
lew <3: plus i’m not really doing anything rn
y/n:
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lew <3: you and those memes lmfao
lew <3: how can i help you doll
y/n: oh
y/n: i was actually hoping you’d come over
y/n: i’m just chilling in my home studio
lew <3: studio you said???
lew <3: you don’t even have to ask twice
lew <3: putting on my shoes
y/n: omg oh my god okay omg
y/n: y/n x xnda????
lew <3: whewwwwwww 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
lew <3: let me cook alright
y/n: get in there lewis
lew <3: omw !!!
y/n: pls bring roscoe
lew <3: dw i will
lew <3: i said your name once and he immediately woke up
y/n: 😭😭
y/n: i miss him sm
lew <3: on our way doll :)))
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y/n it’s just me and you
tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamitlon
592,495 comments.
username Y/N’S IN THE STUDIO ALERT 🚨
username BITCH IS THAT ROSCOE???!?!?????!?!?
→ username IT IS SHE TAGGED THE ACCOUNT
→ username ROSCOE MUSICAL DEBUT???
→ username producer tag is woof woof
username y/n???? and lewis??? in the studio???? i’m excited????
username YESSSS NEW MUSIC SOON PLS 🔥🔥🔥
username LET HER COOK LET HER COOK 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
username YES GOD PLS
username Y/N AND XNDA????
→ roscoelovescoco y/ns ands roscoe
→ username HOE YOU AINT SLICK
→ username LEWIS DROP THE SONG IMMEDIATELY
→ username OKAY SO THIS JUST CONFIRMED IT
→ username WORLDS COLLIDING????
→ username IM SOOOOOO NORMAL ABT THIS
username LEWIS AND Y/N IN THE STUDIO????
→ username i personally, am frothing at the mouth.
→ username real
carlossainz55 babysitting duty?
→ y/n third wheeling duty actually
→ lewishamilton i was the third wheel 🙋🏾
→ username OHMYGODOHMYGOD
→ username Y/N X XNDA WHEN
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username OMFGGGGGGG
roscoelovescoco i’s missed yous y/ns 🐾
→ username i once again say, hoe you ain’t slick 🤨
username there’s so much going on i don’t know where to look.
username LEWIS WAS THEREEEEEEE
username BRO IM BOUT TO EXPLODE
y/l/nestate glad you’re in the studio but please get some sleep 🎀
jensonbutton another banger album coming?
→ y/n maybe 🤭
→ username HUHHHHHH
username FATHER JENSON
→ username ANOTHER ALBUM????
→ username MA’AM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP
→ username Y/N COME BACK 🔪
→ username AYEEEEYOOOOOO
→ username SCREAMINGGGG
→ username BWOAHHHHHH
→ username Y/N I SWEARRRRRR
☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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princess george: so y/n
y/n: jesus christ
princess george: wrong
honey badger: lmfao
y/n: oh this feels like a threat
yukino: it is 🔪🔪🔪
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^
y/n: OH???????
princess george: you and lewis huh 😏
y/n: don’t ever use that emoji ever again omfg
my baby lando: look at her trying to dodge the topic
babygirl alex: no bc literally
chili!: what were you doing in the studio w a boy in the middle of the night young lady 🤨
y/n: papa????
chal eclair: answer the question bae ❤️🔪
wifey lily: yet another man trying to steal my wife i see
angel carmen: no bc has he no self respect? frolicking with a married woman?
girlfriend kika: my wife specifically??
y/n: oh my god 🤭 babe i’m blushing
alabono: bro answer the question
y/n: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
y/n: he helped me with a demo i’m working on
y/n: we wrote a song together is all
yukino: a part of me wants to believe you but the other says you’re hiding shit 🧐
y/n: omfg yuki how dare you
chal eclair: oh so you just hung out?
y/n: yeah man
PIERRE GASLYYYY: “yeah man” right.
PIERRE GASLYYYY: you liar
PIERRE GASLYYYY: roscoe was still at your house this morning when kika facetimed you so lewis is also probably still there
yukino: SO YOU ARE HIDING SHIT???
y/n: wAIT
babygirl alex: LIARRRRRRRR
angel carmen: HOW COULD YOU
y/n: HOLD AWNNNNNN
honey badger: CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU MATE
chili!: ^^^^^^^
y/n: OKAY
y/n: LISTEN
my baby lando: 👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼
y/n: roscoe is at my house bc i’m babysitting him today, lew is busy and i’m keeping an eye on him while in the studio
chal eclair: LEW?????
chal eclair: HE HAS A NICKNAME NOW??
chal eclair: I WAITED TWO YEARS TO GET A NICKNAME AND HE GETS ONE EASILY?
chal eclair: THE BEST I GET OUT OF YOU IS SHAL LEGLEG AND HE GETS A CUTE “LEW”?
chal eclair: no.
chal eclair: tell him to pull up
babygirl alex: relax u can’t hurt a fly even if you wanted
yukino: it’s okay charles i’ll hurt him for you
y/n: neither of you is hurting anyone
my baby lando: i smell a potential father figure
y/n: omg shut up
honey badger: she says as she giggles and kicks her feet
y/n: STOPPP
wifey lily: OH SO YOU ARE GIGGLING KICKING YOUR FEET
yukino: down MISERABLE
y/n: NO IM NOT
princess george: what did he do that has you kicking your feet 🤨
chili!: ^^^^^^
babygirl alex: ^^^^^
yukino: ^^^^^^^
honey badger: ^^^^^
y/n: we didn’t do anything oh my god
alabono: we didn’t ask if YALL did something
alabono: we asked what did HE do
alabono: exposed ur self dummy
wifey lily: i’m so proud of you for clocking that babe
alabono: 😌
my baby lando: WAIT
honey badger: YOU TWOOOO DID SOMETHING
yukino: y/n, spill or i crash into lewis next race
y/n: listen. good fucking god.
y/n: i’m literally powering off my phone after this.
y/n: we kissed in the recording both
my baby lando: HUHHHLDOWIFIW
wifey lily: WHATTTTTDOYOUMEANKISSED
chili!: KISSED??? LIKE MWAH MWAH
alabono: MWAH MWAH IS KILLING MEEEE
PIERRE GASLYYYY: Y/N ANSWER THE PHONE
babygirl alex: THEY KISSEDDDDKDOSK
girlfriend kika: LOOOOOOSING IN MY MIND
honey badger: BITCH COME BACK HERE
angel carmen: MY KNEES ARE WEAK WDYM KISS
princess george: YOU DID WHAT WHERE
chal eclair: HE STILL GOT A NICE ENOUGH NICKNAME BEFORE ME MATE.
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☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3
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lew <3: today was as long as a mf
lew <3: i got home and wondered why i couldn’t hear any barking
lew <3: forgot my boy was with u lol
y/n: oh fuck u seem rly rly tired
y/n: it’s okay i’ll drop him off dw
y/n: lol at least one of us got work done
lew <3: was ur day not good?
lew <3: what happened doll
y/n: roscoe is soooo fucking adorable :(
y/n: i literally couldn’t pay attention to anything that wasn’t him
y/n: he’s so so so cute it’s was so distracting 🥹 and the problem was that i had him on my lap the entire morning and when i stopped cuddling him he started whining and crying n i felt like a monster
lew <3: awww
lew <3: ur so cute
lew <3: i feel terrible knowing i can’t take him everywhere with me
y/n: he’s so babie i love him soooo much
lew <3: more than me?
y/n: yes obv 🙄 know ur place
lew <3: lmfaoooo
lew <3: come over already doll
y/n: aw man ur taking roscoe away from me :’(
lew <3: i miss my son
lew <3: and i miss my doll too
y/n: making me blush lew
lew <3: if not me then who will
lew <3: btw ur staying for dinner
lew <3: u don’t have a say in this :)
y/n: yes sir!!
lew <3: oh?
lew <3: sir huh?
y/n: 🫢🤭
lew <3: come over.
y/n: omwwww
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harunayuuka2060 · 5 months ago
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Chubby MC: *has sent Azul a photo of themselves lying between Jade and Vivienne, who are comfortably snuggling against them*
Azul: 👀
Chubby MC: 😮‍💨 I'm stuck.
Azul: Yes. They're holding onto you.
Chubby MC: I'm too old for this third-wheel shit.
Azul: ...
Azul: Are you sure that's the case?
Chubby MC: What do you mean? 🤨
Azul: You're quite naive on certain occasions.
Chubby MC: The fuck does that mean?
Azul: Nothing, my friend.
Chubby MC: 🤨
Chubby MC: I'll be getting ready for work.
Azul: Didn't you say you were stuck?
Chubby MC: Yeah.
Chubby MC: I'm dragging these two out of the bed with me.
Azul: 🤣
Chubby MC: ...
Jade and Vivienne: *decided to follow them to work*
The shop owner: *the nice old lady* Your spouses?
Chubby MC: No.
The shop owner: *looks at Jade and Vivienne again*
The shop owner: *then turns to MC again*
The shop owner: Your generation have more freedom now.
The shop owner: There's nothing to be ashamed of having two spouses.
Chubby MC: They. Are. Not. My. Spouses.
The shop owner: Yes, yes. Start working now. *carefree chuckle*
Chubby MC: ...
Jade and Vivienne: ...
Chubby MC: ...
Chubby MC: What are you doing here in the kitchen?
Jade: I want to assist you.
Chubby MC: Get out. You're not a kitchen staff.
Jade: ...
Jade: *smiles* I don't care. I will still help you.
Jade: Besides, didn't we use to work in the Mostro Lounge together?
Chubby MC: ...
Vivienne: *helps in taking the order of the customers*
Customer A: Whoa... This place got a new waitress?
Customer B: And she's hot.
Customer C: Hey, babe. You free after this?
Vivienne: Can I take your order?
Customer C: Haha, can I take you? *winks*
Vivienne: ...
Customer C: No need to be shy, Ms. Beautiful.
Vivienne: *is looking at him coldly*
The two other customers: ...
Customer A: Bro, stop.
Customer B: Yeah. We're going to get in trouble.
Customer C: What? She doesn't say no— *his face got smashed onto the table*
Chubby MC: What did you say?
The other two customers: ...
Chubby MC: *looks at Vivienne*
Chubby MC: Is this punk trying to ask you out?
Vivienne: I wouldn't consider it as such.
Chubby MC: *nods* *then glares at the other two*
Chubby MC: What's your order?
The other two customers: *nervously smile at Vivienne* Your best-seller, please.
Vivienne: Please wait a moment.
The other two customers: T-Take your time...
Chubby MC: *still glaring at them*
Jade: Are you satisfied with our service?
The customers earlier: Y-Yes! We're coming back again!
Chubby MC: Here's for smashing your face earlier.
Customer C: Th-Thank you...
Chubby MC: I see you pull the same stunt again, you'll know what's going to happen.
Customer C: Y-Yes!
The three of them: *immediately left*
Jade and Chubby MC: ...
Jade: I'm jealous.
Chubby MC: I'm not stealing your wife.
Jade: ...
Azul: ...
Jade: *has sent him a message*
Jade: Azul, would you be a dear and forge a legal marriage contract for MC and me?
Azul: ...
Azul: What the fuck—
Jade: And don't tell MC about it. :)
Azul: ...
Floyd: So~ You're making two?
Azul: *has received the same request from Vivienne*
Azul: Seems like it.
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lovings4turn · 8 months ago
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hey can u do alex albon sending u selfies while ur apart
i love this prompt for alex omgosh !!! thanks sm for sending it in lovely — tried somethin a little different n i’m not sure how i feel about it but i hope you like it !!!
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taking off now baby!
wish u were here to talk my ear off while im trying to sleep:/
y/n 🥰
alexander albon that better not be my sleeping mask…
albono ❣️
in my defence i needed it more
plane bad sleep hard:(
y/n 🥰
YOU’RE LITERALLY ON A JET RN ???
albono ❣️
point still stands
y/n 🥰
ur so lucky ur cute
imy already babe have a safe flight ☹️🫶
albono ❣️
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what six hours of good sleep does to a man
ready to cook in australia😮‍💨
y/n 🥰
you’re gonna do great babe
i’ll be cheering you on from the living room !!!
try to smuggle a quokka back in ur suitcase for me 🥰
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albono ❣️
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i’ve been staring at the floor for the past thirty minutes
this is what the bugs down there are seeing
y/n 🥰
aren’t you supposed to be in media???
albono ❣️
i have five minutes
and i need my dose of you before i go out there
apparently it makes me smilier
y/n 🥰
oh boooo cheesy🍅🍅🍅
(kidding i’m blushing 🤭🤭)
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don’t be fooled by the smile masking the sheer terror in my eyes i couldn’t let him get suspicious
i think george forgot he isn’t in an f1 car rn and is just driving us back to the hotel
y/n 🥰
five second penalty for driver 63 incoming 😔
least you look cute 🫶 fear looks good on you
albono ❣️
thanks?🤨
y/n 🥰
tell george i want my boyfriend to remain in one piece please
flying back will be a lot harder for you if not and i can’t deal w not seeing you for even longer:(
albono ❣️
“only because y/n asked nicely” — george
y/n 🥰
i always knew i was the better half <3
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worldlxvlys · 6 months ago
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Omg could you do a Matt version of the tiktok au thing you just made for Chris PLEASE IM BEGGING
TIK TOK
matt sturniolo x reader
warnings: cursing, sexual jokes
a/n: since y’all liked the chris one so much, here’s the matt version !!
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*click yes to actually watch the edits*
WATCH VIDEO ?
yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
it’s me guys, i’m people 🤭
@lustfulslxt
the things i’d let that man do to me
-> @ y/n the things i’ve let that man do to me
-> @sleepysturnss OH ????
-> @sturncakez care to share w the class 🤨
@sophssturn
MATT + CARNIVAL IS SO 😫
-> @xoxo4chrisss I’M SAYINGGG
@ y/n
is it crazy to say that i moaned at this edit ??
-> @mattsneezing yes (same)
-> @mbbsgf it’s ok i moan every time i see matt 😋
-> @mattslolita i’ve found my people 🥰
@chr1sgirl4life
i’m a chris girl, i’m a chris girl, i’m a chris girl
-> @ y/n that wasn’t very convincing girl
-> @venusxsturnio it’s ok to love them both
-> @ y/n ok katherine pierce 😍
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yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
my eyes just rolled into the back of my head
-> @ mattsturniolo proof ? 👀
-> @freshloveee oh my !
-> @queen161718 MATT 😭
-> @starsturniolo i feel like i’m interrupting
@ y/n
THE RINGS THE RINGS THE RINGS I’M GONNA PASS OUT OH MY GOD
-> @ mattsturniolo this is why i wear them
-> @defnotayonna awww how sweet
-> @ y/n no not sweet he’s trying to kill me 😫
@robins-scoop
i’m in love with matt’s fits
-> @smoothies-are-cool i’m in love with matt’s face
-> @55sturn i’m in love with matt’s tats
-> @ y/n i’m in love with matt
-> @urmom2bitch i’ll be sleeping on the side of the highway tn !
@ y/n
this song is actually me @ matt
-> @sturniolowhore this song is actually me @ u
-> @hearts4chriss nah real cs chris is my man but matt ???? good lord 😮‍💨 (don’t tell chris)
-> @ y/n ok i won’t girl !! (@ christophersturniolo)
-> @ christophersturniolo this is why i have commitment issues 😕
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yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
the amount of times i’ve made matt do push-ups in front of me bc of that one clip 😫
-> @bernardenjoyer girl next time record it tf ??
-> @ y/n who says i didn’t ????
-> @readerakayourname sharing is caring babe
-> @nikolastrn gatekeeping isn’t nice
-> @ y/n i fear i’m just not ready to share yet
@breeloveschris
my man is just so 😫
-> @ y/n aren’t you a nate girl ?? worry about him 😒
-> @rootbeerworshiper exactly like stay away from MY man tf
-> @ y/n nah girl nice try tho
-> @luverboychris my man’s brother looks so good here
-> @ y/n yesss there we go, chris is all yours bae
-> @ christophersturniolo DID YOU JUST GIVE ME AWAY ??? 😟
-> @ y/n uh….no 😄
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WATCH VIDEO ??
yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
GOD DAMN MY MAN IS FIIINNEEEE 😫
@ nicolassturniolo the way i just watched y/n fall to the floor while watching this
-> @endereies SHE’S SO REAL FOR THIS
-> @raysmayhem-72 she’s me, i’m her
-> @ christophersturniolo YOU EVER MAKE A BITTY HIT HER KNEESSSS
-> @ y/n chris stfu hoe you literally fell to the floor too
-> @ christophersturniolo CAUSE YOU PUSHED ME ??
-> @patscorner stop fighting guys, can’t we all just get along ??
-> @ y/n tell chris to stop and i will
-> @bernardsbendystraws nah keep fighting y’all, this is my chance to snatch matt up from y/n
-> @bueckerssturns you go, i’ll keep her distracted
-> @ y/n Y’ALL KNOW I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS RIGHT 😭
-> @junnniiieee07 you’re dreaming rn none of this is even happening
-> @ y/n NOT YOU TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME
-> @ christophersturniolo gaslighting isn’t real you’re just crazy
-> @ y/n i swear to god chris
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WATCH VIDEO ??
yes. no.
COMMENTS:
@ y/n
i’m on my knees for this man
-> @ mattsturniolo aren’t you always ??
-> @teapartyprincess4two the way my jaw DROPPED
-> @imwetforyourmom OH MY GOD ???
-> @chrisloyalgf god, it’s me again 😔
@ christophersturniolo
just watched y/n add this to her matt folder of over 3k edits 😍
-> @ y/n the next time you ask me for a ride i’m letting your ass walk
-> @yamamasjumpercables WHY DID CHRIS EXPOSE HER LIKE THAT 😭
-> @vanteguccir this is what i mean when i say me and y/n would be best friends
-> @selenascorner me and y/n might actually be the same person
@ y/n
chris over here acting like he doesn’t have a matt folder of his own…
-> @ christophersturniolo i’m done with this app for the day 😒
-> @chrisstopherfilmed chris just got ate tf up
-> @bbglmfao she clocked him quick too
@evieolo
watching chris and y/n beef in the comments under matt edits is the highlight of my day
-> @l0ser43v3r they’re always exposing each other 😭
-> @ineedchriscock matt is always lurking and just watches it
-> @ y/n he thrives off of watching the chaos
-> @ mattsturniolo you’re not wrong
CREDITS:
@ m6ttfilms on tiktok
@ hcrrysgf on tiktok
@ stvrnielo on tiktok
@ skyesturniolo on tiktok
@ .sturniolocentral on tiktok
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balletfilmss · 7 months ago
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ISN’T SHE SO SWEET?
✸ pairing: percy jackson x daughter of artemis! reader smau
✸ notes: requested by @sunnflowerss-wp !! this prompt was fun & i looooooved incorporating my hunters of artemis girlies <3
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…now playing: there she goes — the la’s
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percyjacks: “but percy, she’s so scary” are we looking at the same person? 🤨 new moon=yn appreciation day
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team.leo: look i said that ONCE bc she shot me and i feared for my life
╰┈➤ percyjacks: excuses excuses, if she shot you then you deserved it
╰┈➤ team.leo: BRO THE GAME WAS OVER???
╰┈➤ percyjacks: LALALAL 👨‍🦯
╰┈➤ annabethc: did…did you just use a blind emoji for not being able to hear?
╰┈➤ percyjacks: omg beth let me live
piedpiper: EVERY day should be yn appreciation day wdym 😒
╰┈➤ percyjacks: yk what piper, you’re so right, my sincerely apologies to everyone
yn.ln: NOOOOO BABE YOU’RE EXPOSING ALL OF MY SECRETSSSSS
╰┈➤ percyjacks: sweetheart…you’re about as secretive as piper is straight
╰┈➤ yn.ln: HEY
lieutenant.thal: new moon = thalia visits day, hand over my girl
╰┈➤ percyjacks: im sorry, WHOSE girl???
╰┈➤ lieutenant.thal: did i stutter?
annabethc: those cookies in the second pic were bomb asf, you’re welcome
╰┈➤ yn.ln: make more beth, im begging 🙏🙏
neeks._: i’ve quite literally seen her try and bite people’s fingers off before
╰┈➤ percyjacks: what’s your point? 😒
╰┈➤ neeks._: oh there isn’t one im js sayin
gracefully.jason: she’s pretty, but where’s my man percy at?
╰┈➤ yn.ln: you mean MY man. i will hunt you down, grace
╰┈➤ percyjacks: she’s so sweet 🥰
…now playing: tek it — cafuné
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yn.ln: the peeta to my katniss 🤍🏹
tagged: percyjacks
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lieutenant.thal: babe it’s not too late to join 🙏🙏
╰┈➤ percyjacks: yn block her PLEASE
╰┈➤ yn.ln: no to both of you 🤍
hazel_lev: YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTIE TOOTIE
╰┈➤ yn.ln: JSJSKSK ILY HAZE <33
percyjacks: idk who this peeta guy is but i think i look pretty damn good 😮‍💨
╰┈➤ yn.ln: look, i love you but don’t disrespect peeta mellark like that
piedpiper: you guys are cut but im gonna throw up next time im within a 3 mile radius omg
╰┈➤ team.leo: this is how we all feel when you and annabeth are all over each other btw!
╰┈➤ annabethc: you’re just mad because you can’t get a girl
╰┈➤ piedpiper: GET HIS ASS BABY 🗣️ (suck it, valdez)
gracefully.jason: idk what tf bread and cats have to do with this post but go yn 🙌
╰┈➤ yn.ln: …
╰┈➤ percyjacks: jason… bro
╰┈➤ yn.ln: i have never sighed so hard at a comment before in my life
reyna.ara: gods, i love it when his face is hidden & all i can see is you, you’re so gorgeous bae <3
╰┈➤ yn.ln: stawwwwwp 🤭
╰┈➤ pecyjacks: yeah. stop.
╰┈➤ reyna.ara: percy. three’s a crowd.
thegoat_: it’s so unfortunate to say but i took two thirds of these pictures
╰┈➤ yn.ln: grover do NOT act like i dont take cutie pics of you & juniper ☹️( reminder: 🏹)
╰┈➤ thegoat_: you are absolutely right, pretend I didn’t say anything (pls but the bow down)
percyjacks: gods, i love you 🩵
╰┈➤ yn.ln: i love you too, seaweed brain 🤎
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girlboypersonthingy · 7 months ago
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I NEEED possessive Blitzø after striker was flirting with reader in season 1 episode 5
maybe leading to yknow
can I be 💿 anon?
I’m literally screaming over this request, holy shit! Yes yes yes, been craving some Blitzø writing. I’ve finally made it 😮‍💨 of course you can be 💿 anon. You’re actually the first anon to claim an emoji! So yeah…thanks for requesting, nonnie. Enjoy! 🖤
Notes: gn!reader, established relationship
TW: not really smut but very suggestive, still gender neutral reader, making out, heavy touching, a little dirty talk, teasing, Blitzø using his tail 🤤 possessive Blitzø 18+ only please
Blitzø x reader - Jealousy 🥀
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Watching from your spot in the bleachers, sat beside Moxxie and Millie, you let your pride and admiration for Blitzø burst out of you in the form of screaming, cheering and clapping. Of course Blitzø just had to participate in the pain games. You watched as he showed off his skills, stamina and strength all day during the pain games and, to put it simply, you were in awe of him. He and that shady farm hand, Striker, were neck and neck all day. Sure, you’ve seen him at work before, you’ve watched him take the lives of so many living people, you’ve watched him take on unexpected enemies with ease…but this was just a game. Some harvest festival bullshit, that’s what he called it. If that’s all it is, why is he trying so hard to beat some dumb farm hand? Regardless of his reasoning, you supported him through and through, cheering him on from the audience as Stolas announces him and Striker to be tied for first place. “FUCK YEAH, BLITZ!!! WHOOOO!!!”
Hearing his name bellow from your chest in a high pitched yell caught his attention, head turning towards the sound as his eyes lock onto you sitting in the crowd. A smile tugs at his lips as he lifts one of his big hands to give you a wave. Simultaneously, Striker shoots you a devious glare, smirking as he winks at you and waves his hand back at you. The sight of him looking at you with those eyes just…made you shiver. What a creep. Did he really think you were waving at him? As if! But now you notice Blitzø frowning, teeth bared and hands now balled up into tight fists of rage. He was fuming, looking as if he was actively growling and you could see him shaking slightly.
Finally, Blitzø stomps his way off the stage and is on his way to you. This prompts you to jump up and go to him. Carefully shuffling through the crowd, you find Blitzø still looking more pissy than usual. “Hey, you kicked ass, babe! You totally deserved first place. Fuck that other guy.” Your immediate shit talking brings a smirk to Blitzø’s face for just a second before it turns back to a bitter frown. “Blitz… You did your best and I think your best is waaaaay better than that stupid, tacky cowboy and-“
Without letting you get another word in, without even worrying about the fact that you’re in a crowd of wrathians right now, Blitzø grips your wrist and yanks you into him. His lips come smashing into yours, almost painfully at first, but it soon becomes a sloppy, soft, open mouth kiss. And then his other hand falls on your hip for a moment before sliding down to gently fondle your ass. As your lips move messily against his, a surprised ‘hmph!’ comes from your throat when you feel his hand give your butt a squeeze. Quickly pulling back and sucking in a breath, “Blitzø! What’s gotten into you?” You ask with a shy smile, watching as he stumbles further towards you, practically drunk off your lips. “I’m better than him?” He repeats what you had said just a minute ago, his eyes now hungry and darting all over your face and body. “Psh! Of course you are.” Responding with another quick kiss to his lips, you watch as his smile gradually widens, his eyes never leaving your now blushy face.
Then it dawns on you- oh my god he’s jealous. You think back to when you had first met Striker and Millie’s parents, the way Striker was looking you up and down, when he kissed the back of your hand and called you ‘gorgeous’. Yuck. Makes you cringe just thinking about him touching you. What was it he said to you? Something like... ‘You probably have a man, considering how good lookin’ you are…but you should forget about him and come visit me in my room tonight, little one. I’ll show you what a real man is like.’ That’s probably what has Blitzø so annoyed and needy for you…and so pissed that he was tied for first place with that asshole.
Suddenly, Blitzø is dragging you along behind him as you both push through the crowd and make your way back to Millie’s parents’ house. “You okay?” You question softly from behind him. “I will be.” He responds immediately, you can hear the smirk he’s wearing from his tone of voice. In a flash, he’s got you into the guest room he was staying in, flattened out against the bed with him on top of you, his lips unforgiving and desperate against your own.
“Oh~ Jeez, Blitz…Im only yours. You know that right?.” Your lips part finally but he moves back in fast, his lips meeting your neck and slowly kissing down your chest. “Mhm. Tell me more.” He commands between kisses then lets his long, forked tongue drag along your exposed collar bone. “Ah~! I’m all yours. You’re the only one I w-want…fuck.” You lose all focus as Blitzø’s tail slithers up and around your thigh, the pointed end of it gently swiping up and down your crotch. “Blitzzzzz…” Your own moan surprises you a bit but when you look down at Blitzø still enjoying the taste of your collar bone, he’s obviously enjoying this waayyyy too much.
“C’mon…tell me more.” He carefully but firmly grips your face in his hand, his face just inches from yours now and he looks deadly serious, his big eyes searching your face. He’s making you look at him, despite how red your face is and how badly you want to find another spot to rest your gaze. “Who do you belong to?” It comes out of him in a low growl, his mouth back against your skin. “You. You, baby. I’m all yours, Blitz.” You take a moment to enjoy the feeling of his teeth scraping against your neck. “Listen…If this is about when Striker hit on me earlier, you know I-“
“Don’t… don’t say his name. Ever again.” His tone is almost frightening but the expression of pride and satisfaction on his face makes you bite down hard on your lip, your legs quivering as his tail continues to tickle up against your inner thigh. “S-s-sorry…” is all you can mumble out before impulsively reaching up to grab his face and bring it close to yours, continuing the make out session. “Keep saying my name.” He groans into the kiss as your hands begin to travel his body, feeling up his chest and down his sides.
“F-fuuck~ Blitz. Oh! Hmmmm~ Blitz, I love you…I’m all yours, B-Blitzzzzz~.” And now he just can’t control himself, physically or verbally. He completely unravels right before your eyes, huffing as his hands grip your hips, tugging at the waist band of your pants. “Fuuuuuck~ you’re so hot. Yeah, baby. You’re aaaaalllll mine. Only I get to have you like this, only I get to kiss that pretty mouth of yours.” The dirty talk is starting to get to both of you, pulling whines and whimpers from you as Blitzø starts to literally rip your clothes- not fully rip them off of you but his grip on the belt loops of your jeans right now is almost scary. The tighter he grips, the more you hear the seams of the clothing popping.
Just when you thought he would finally yank your pants off and fuck the shit out of you, Blitzø pulls back, checks his phone, then uses the waist band of your pants to pull you up to your feet. He pushes you towards the door, placing a hard smack to your ass before again nudging you forward. “W-what? Where are we-“ You ask, confused and weak at the knees. He holds up his phone, showing a text from Moxxie about Striker and his plan to kill Stolas. “We got a tacky cowboy to get rid of.” You sigh and trudge forward, disappointed and extremely horny now.
“Don’t worry, I’m not done with you.” Blitzø grabs ahold of your hand and gives you a flirty look as he continues walking. He gestures back at the bed behind you two. “I’ll be sure to pound you into that mattress so hard you won’t even remember that piece of shit’s name.”
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marlenesluv · 10 months ago
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Hello can you make lando x reader where landi first meet our reader as as drifting competition like someone tag him and he see reader one of contestant and he was like so shock when he he see reader do drift and be like fan-boy mode
Tokyo Drift. (LN)
hi! sorry this is a little late, i hope an smau is fine? lmk tho, i can make a little fic or hc too! i hope you like it!!
pairing: lando norris x drifter!reader!fem
summary: reader is apart of Formula DRIFT, and her fans ship her and lando. (sorry thats the summary, but enjoy!)
fc: emilia.nia
warnings: none
masterlist -> masterlist link
^ check my list for all posts! ^
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y/n.user: check my insta story/highlight for a new drifting vid in tokyo 🇯🇵❤️🤍
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driftingvids6: the car😍😍
user3: hi *louder than everyone else*
ln4edits: @landonorris needs to watch her vids! she’s so good
↳ f1fp11: frrr @landonorris she’s the best
y/nfp.88: guys, drift mom posted
yourbsf: can’t tell whats hotter, you or the car
↳ y/n.user: my tires 😮‍💨
↳ yourbsf: omg true 🤭
cschili55: she’s so pretty!! and the drifting??omg
driftqueen7: marry meeeeee
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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landonorris: tokyooooo❤️🤍
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y/nsog.fp5: the red and white hearts? yeah, that’s our girls’ colors, we aren’t stupid mr. norris
user1: he went to go see y/n fr fr
f1updates: max and lando, our favorite duo!
maxfewtrell: i love it here
↳ landonorris: who doesn’t love tokyo
ln4quad4: cars cars cars 😍
driftingpage: who wants to bet that he went and watched y/n?
↳ y/nsogfp: BROOOO he def did omgggg
user8: now that max has a gf, lando needs a new wag
↳ drift4ever: @y/n.user ….
↳ user8: @y/n.user
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
landos instagram story:
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seen by: y/n.user, danielricciardo, and 872,103 others
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
your instagram story:
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seen by: landonorris, carmenmmundt, and 103,293 others
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
Twitter:
Lando Updates @ln4updates • 3hr ago
Lando Norris is currently in Tokyo, Japan with Max Fewtrell and Max’s girlfriend, Pietra Pilao. Lando posted on his story with Y/n Y/l/n as well.
Y/n is apart of Formula DRIFT, she has been since 2019. She also drifts in Tokyo a lot with some of her friends!
Rumors are spreading that Lando and Y/n have been seen having dinner a few times this week🤔What do you think?
↳ DRIFT FanPage @fdriftfp • 3hr ago
I love Y/n and Lando so much, I think they would be a cute couple! My two fav drivers? Yes please!!
↳ Amanda @friendsenthusiast • 2hr ago
Y/n and Pietra content WHEN?!
↳ Landos Fits @ln4outfits • 2hr ago
They are really hard launching huh? But I’m here for it. I think they would be a power couple.
↳ Jackson Talks @jax99talk • 2hr ago
Sure, but…why do we have to ship them? I mean, I get they would be cute, but Y/n already has a bf. Me. So like, bye asf
↳ Gracie @gracietalksf1 • 2hr ago
LMAOOO you really got me for a second there, Jackson
↳ Jackson Talks @jax99talk • 1hr ago
Its not even believable, is it…?🤕
↳ Gracie @gracietalksf1 • 48mins ago
Nah, babe, it’s not 💓😍
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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tagged: landonorris, maxfewtrell, pietra.pilao
y/n.user: new york outtakes 😉
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landonorris: 😏❤️‍🔥
↳ y/n.user: 🤭❤️‍🔥
↳ maxfewtrell: gag me
↳ pietra.pilao: getting freaky in the comments??
user3: THE EMOJIS?? THE COMMENTS?? HELOO??
y/ndriftposts: our drifting mom is j hard launching rn guys
carmenmmundt: fits are always so good!!
↳ y/n.user: ty carm <3
↳ carmenmmundt: <33
ln4edits: UGH i love them already
f1wags: we’ve arrived. so..do we add y/n to the page?
*liked by creator*
↳ user7: Y/N LIKED IT???? OMG CONFIRMED?!
ogf1fp7: needed this today tbh
alexandrasaintmleux: prettyyy❤️❤️
↳ y/n.user: you you you❤️❤️
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
your instagram story:
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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tagged: y/n.user
landonorris: my home in three different seasons ❤️‍🔥
view comments…
y/n.user: i love my f1 driver bf
↳ landonorris: i love my formula drift gf
f1wags: WOAHHHH SHES SO PRETTY IM FLOORED
y/nfp8: MOTHER!!!!!!!
danielricciardo: finally got a girlfriend?
↳ landonorris: yes, the best one ever
↳ y/n.user: 😁
↳ danielricciardo: cheesing😁
↳ landonorris: of course she’s cheesing😮‍💨
↳ y/n.user: 🤭
user2: in love with their love
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)
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starlight-library · 5 months ago
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mr. & mrs. 'surprise couple' | LS2 (sm au!)
pairing: logan sargeant x reader
summary: logan and his partner decide to hard launch their relationship as casually as possible during a week break
warning: cursing, fluff, suggestive language, some dirty talking ig?? (18+, minors DNI), not proofread soo have fun
FC: @/desreii on instagram
a/n: with logan's new website / app making me delulu, this is for all the logan girlies, guys, and ppl!! (this inclusdes myself), honestly it came to me late one night and i only worked on it half asleep sooooo strap in!! also, i opened a ko-fi for tips! please buy me a coffee if you want!
part one | part two
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logansargeant happy one year to my other half 🩵 thank you for making this year unforgettable, here's the many more with you ❤️
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landonorris HELLO???
user20 OMG OMG OMG LOGAN'S DATING SOMEONE???
alex_albon THATS MY FAVORITE COUPLE!! YESSSS
landonorris YOU KNEW???
carlossainz55 this is a very interesting development
user52 HELLO??? OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
user48 LOOOOGAN!! DROP THE PARTNER AND OUR LIVES ARE YOUR!!!
oscarpiastri the best couple i know 🧡
logansargeant thank you 🩵 ↳ yourusername gay! oscarpiastri, alex_albon, and logansargeant liked this comment
yourusername the way imma ride you into the next anniversary oooo baby--
landonorris @ yourusername IS THIS THE MYSTERIOUS PARTNER?? OMG????
logansargenat BABE ↳ yourusername it's true!
alex_albon Y/N?!!! OH MY GOOOOD ↳ yourusername OMG HEY BESTIE!!! are you proud that i made an instagram???!! ↳ alex_albon I AM BUT WTF WAS THAT COMMENT???!!! Also, maybe you'll answer my messages here!! ↳ yourusername blocked actually!! :)
user52 OMG OMG OMG!!
user48 HOLY SHIIIIIT THEY CAME IN SWINGING AHAHAH
user20 WOWOWOWOW THEY ARE MAKING IT KNOWN HE'S OFF THE MARKET
user204 they just made an instagram? oh we bout to watch the best era ever!! 😍
oscarpiastri all over this for sushi? ↳ yourusername damn right ↳ oscarpiastri as unhinged as always ↳ yourusername you love it 😘
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yourusername it's silly season fr 😮‍💨
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user48 OH MY GOD, STUNNING. AN ICON. OTHER WORDLY
yourbestfriend THAT'S MY LIFE PARTNER!! HOTTIE ALERT 🚨🥵
yourusername wifey!!! stoooop 🤭
↳ logansargeant that OUR life partner. ↳ yourbestfriend NO BACK OFF UGH I WAS HERE FIRST!!! ↳ logansargeant i'll buy you coffee for two weeks anytime you want. no questions asked ↳ yourbestfriend @ yourusername if you ever breakup with him istg i'll hurt you ↳ yourusername RUDE???
logansargeant i am the luckiest man ever, truly 😍
↳ yourusername oh please.
user33 ALT PARTNER ALT PARTNER ALT PARTNER
user505 HELLOOOOO
user293 LOGAN IS SUCH A LUCKY, LUCKY MAN
alex_albon lily asked if logan can fight
oscarpiastri my lily also asked that ↳ yourusername good thing i got two hands 😇
logansargeant too bad one hand is more me, guess they'll have to fight each other. alex and oscar y'all are gonna have to fight in place of your girlfriends ↳ yourusername B a b e ↳ alex_albon it's on sight next week ↳ oscarpiastri hotel lobby at 22:00. drinks at 23:00 ↳ alex_albon bet ↳ logansargeant deal
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yourusername guys remember, it's important to eat three meals a day!
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alex_albon Y/N. OH MY GOD????
yourusername what?? it's a good reminder!! ↳ alex_albon YOU FUCKIN HEATHEN OH MY GOOOOD ↳ yourusername still confused on what's the issue!
user205 AYOOOOOOOOO????
user29 HELP ME IM SCREAMING!!! ON MAIN?!
landonorris WOOOOAH!! WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE???
oscarpiastri it's always been a whore house with these two ↳ yourusername THIS IS SLANDER!!! HE LIES!!! IM INNOCENT!!!
user49 welllllll who can really name y/n?
user204 TRUE
user50 YUP
logansargeant i think you forgot to eat lunch today...
yourusername on my way right now 😇
alex_albon NO. HEATHEN!!! STAY AWAY!! I NEED HIM FOR THE PODCAST ↳ logansargeant alex hurry up and let's film this please--
oscarpiastri god please nobody wants to hear you two
yourusername your just mad you can't join, it's okay maybe next time 😘 ↳ user205 AYOOOOOO ↳ user46 GOD DAMN ↳ landonorris i will gladly take his spot instead-- ↳ logansargeant nope!
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yourusername posted a story
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↳ alex_albon BESTIE!!!! LOOK AT YOU!!!!
yourusername THANK YOOOU!!! alex_albon cannot wait to see you at the race!! yourusername me either!!! it'll be a bestie reuion!!
↳ lilymhe HOTTIE HOTTIE HOTTIE!!! 🥵😍
yourusername LILLLLLY STOOOOP 🤭 i hope alex can fight!! 😘 lilymhe he can't so easy win 🥇 yourusername LETS GO!! 💪
↳ oscarpiastri i like the pink, you're gonna keep it longer for a few days??
yourusername hopefully! i like the pink but idk if im feeling it rn oscarpiastri well i think it's nice but i say natural hair for your first paddock appearance yourusername maybe 🤔 thinkin bout it still but thanks you
↳ charlesleclerc the makeup? the hair? the pose? please tell me you're blessing the paddock with your beauty
yourusername oh don't worry, i will! i'm excited to meet you! charlesleclerc you as well!
↳ landonorris GOD DAMN TRYIN TO KILL A MAN WITH THE LOOKS!!
yourusername that's the plan!
↳ logansargeant are you tired from running through my mind all day baby?
yourusername babe that was a horrible logansargeant you loved it, don't lie yourusername i did but still really bad logansargeant it's fine i'll just slip between your thighs when i get home to make it up to you 😉 yourusername LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT! logansargeant what? do you not want me between your thighs when i get home? i was gonna just drop to my knees and flick that dress up so, no real reason to wear panties btw yourusername i-- logansargeant please? pretty please? babe look at you--what am i suppose to do? not drop to my knees and let you use me how you want?? yourusername you should come home. like right now logansargeant already out the door.
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logansargeant great way to end the week break! next up, miami!
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user20 LOGAN WIN, MANIFESTING!!!
user49 god damn y/n is sooo pretty it's unfair 😩 comment liked by logansargeant
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user492 THE LAST PIC??? HELLOOO???
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logansargeant babe ↳ yourusername and tight. i could help take them off 👀 ↳ logansargeant please 😩 ↳ alex_albon GOD MY EYES!!!
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logansargeant or just mine. mine works too
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ILLICIT AFFAIRS PART 5
PAIRINGS: lando norris ex!gf / tom blyth x reader
TYPE: social media au
WARNING: // cheating implied
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5
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user: oooohhh??? ooohhh???
user: she better be worth the cheating bc????
user: bro didn’t even post her on his main 😭😭
user: still in denial, omg
user: @yourusername YOU BETTER GET WITH TOM, BABE
user: he’s finally freed from yn’s cheating ass 🥳
user: I WANT MOM BACK NOT HER
user: this the same man who texted yn that he misses her??
↳ user: the same one who said lu didn’t mean anything to him
↳ user: when??
↳ user: 🤷🏻‍♀️ yn posted a tweet but then deleted it
user: we all know he’s just using her to make yn jealous 🤣
luisinhaoliveira99: ❤️❤️❤️
↳ user: LMAOOO
user: he doesn’t even like her, i swear
hunterschafer: “she means nothing” 😂 @yourusername
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user: i miss yn wtf 😭😭😭
user: THIS AINT FUNNY, GET BACK WITH YN
user: glad he’s moving on, he deserves better
↳ user: girllll, he “moved on” with the girl he cheated with
user: no more yn whoop whoop 🙌🏼
user: not him moving on to another cheater 😂
↳ user: they belong together
user: she probably cheating on him
↳ user: wouldn’t be surprised if they both cheat on each other
user: yn deserves better 🥺
user: my ynlando heart bro 😭😭
user: i hope she was worth it
user: time to cleanse my eyes 🤮
user: ooohhh nahhh
user: smiling as if she didn’t take someone else’s man 💀
↳ user: 😭😭 frrr lmaoo
user: home wrecker
user: at least miss cheater is out the picture 🤩
↳ user: LITERALLY! glad he got rid of her
user: i’m living for the drama
user: the audacity he has 😬
↳ user: the audacity THEY BOTH have
user: my girl yn can finally geT her man tom 🤪🤪🤪
user: @tomblyth @yourusername DATE NOW
user: he didn’t post her on his main LMAOOO
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yourusername: previously on *yn’s* life 💘
tagged: @tomblyth @tchalamet
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tchalamet: i was wondering what the tag was for 🤣
↳ yourusername: fancy a peach???
↳ tchalamet: 🙄🙄🙄
user: NOT HER TAGGING TIMOTHEE ON THE PEACHES 😭
user: “gorgeous gorgeous girls get flowers” mELTING
user: tom blyth, THE man that you are 😮‍💨
tomblyth: gorgeous gorgeous girl 😍
tomblyth: you’re the epitome of of beauty
↳ yourusername: 😘😘 *besitos*
see translation: kisses
↳ user: that man is her biggest fan 😩😩
user: where do i get myself a man like tom??!?!?
user: this means they’re official right?!?!?????!????
joshandresrivera: who’s got you smiling like that? @tomblyth
hunterschafer: my two favorite people everrrr 😍
user: she’s gonna cheat on tom the way she did it to lando
user: i NEED me a man like tom blyth
user: i said it before a million times and i’ll say it again, she’s literally GLOWINGGGGGGG 😍😍😍✨
user: someone check on lando, please
user: the way he allowed her to place flowers on his hair
user: wait— are the dating???
user: she surely moved on faster than lando
↳ user: GIRL??? WHAT??? 💀
user: CHEATERRRRRRR
↳ user: ya’ll are so obsessed with her, i swear
user: at this point, idk who is luckier 😩 yn or tom
user: the way they have a “spot” 😭😭😭
user: cheated on her ex and got with her costar?? then acts like the victim?? real “classy” bitch
user: babe, you’re glowinggg ✨
user: i need to know what tom’s doing to make her glow
↳ user: she’s getting dicked down
↳ user: people glow differently when they are loved right and treated properly
↳ user: two different type of people ^^^^ 😂😂😂💀
user: moved on from lando real quick
↳ user: he’s the one who moved on quick, wdym???
user: the note 🥺🥺🥺
user: idk why tom and lando fighting over her, it’s not like she’s the queen or something
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user: face card never declines, oohh god
user: tom’s text alsnslsmsmd
hunterschafer: you did me so dirty in that last post smh
↳ hunterschafer: i’ll let it pass cause you’re cute 😘
user: tHe text message from tom 😩
↳ user: he’s the reason my expectation in man are high atm
luisinhaoliveira99: oooh myyyy 😍
luisinhaoliveira99: beauty
↳ user: LMAOOOO what is she doing here??!?? 😭😭
↳ user: @landonorris come get your girl
↳ user: she’s obsessed just like lando
user: anyone else see lando’s new girl comment?!!? 💀
user: TOM’S BACK THO 😍😍😍😍
user: i see why lando is trying to crawl back in her life
carlossainz55: look at lenny, what a cutie!
lilymhe: HOT HOT HOT HOT 😮‍💨
tomblyth: the prettiest girl ever, i swear
tomblyth: can’t get enough of youuu 😍
↳ yourusername: 😘😘 i loveeeee youuuu
↳ user: i want what they have 😭😭😭😭
↳ user: so ig they’re official???
user: h0e 🙄
↳ user: that’s why lando dumped her ass 🤣
user: why is lando’s chick here???
user: slayyyyyyyyy
user: serving as always 😍
joshandresrivera: tom’s got the hottest back, no? 😏
↳ yourusername: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 OUT!
user: MOTHER
user: lando trying to win yn back is so real of him 😩
↳ user: frrrrr! he knows he lost the baddest bitch
user: the best lucy gray <33
user: tom’s back 😩😩
↳ user: on my knees for that man
user: ur boyfriend’s back is hot
user: 😍😍😍😍
user: his message omg sksnsmms
user: do you and tom need another dog?? does lenny need a sibling?!!?? not to brag or anything but i can BARK
user: did hunter dirty on that last post 🤣
user: SO TOM AND YN ARE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER?!?!
user: cheater 🤮
oscarpiastri: YN, HIIIII 👋🏼
user: gorggg 😍😍
zendaya: pretty girl 😍
user: tom’s text bro 😭😭 man is soo in love with her
user: the text from tom plus his comment 😩😩 MELTING 🫠
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tomblyth: life lately
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user: he’s from district ATE
user: slide 4 and 8 are making me feeling things 😩
user: mom and dad 😍😍
user: anyone else noticed that luisinha liked???
↳ user: i thought i was the only one 🤣 like stalker much??
user: @yourusername babes, i NEED that t-shirt
joshandresrivera: @yourusername @tomblyth as you can see, lenny prefers me more than you both combined
↳ tomblyth: the only reasons being because you bribe him with treats??? hello??? 🤔
↳ yourusername: um??? not even close
↳ user: tom’s officially lenny’s new dad 😭😭 im so here for it
user: yn living her best life while lando continues on cheating
yourusername: are you entering your model era??
yourusername: look at you, woahhh 😍
↳ tomblyth: you could say i learned from the best;)
yourusername: sirrrr, you’re hot
↳ user: she’s so real for this 😩😩😩
yourusername: i love yaaaaaaa 💘💘💘
↳ tomblyth: right back at you, gorgeous! 💘
user: TOM, GO BACK TO THE BLONDE AND BUZZCUT
↳ yourusername: we need paneminem back
↳ user: YES WE DO! MAKE HIM GO BLONDE
hunterschafer: my loveesssss 😍
user: yn’s soo lucky bruh 😩😩 she gets him everyday
user: my favssss 🥰
user: best couple frrr ❤️❤️
user: meanwhile lando’s currently regretting leaving yn
user: the second slide 😭😭😭😭😭 i love them
user: yntom nation rise! we did it!!!
user: not lando’s ex liking 💀
carlossainz55: tell yn to let me borrow lenny, please 🙏🏼
↳ yourusername: so you and charles can lose him again?
↳ charles_leclerc: it was one time 😭😭😭
↳ tomblyth: i personally don’t see why not 🤷🏻‍♂️
↳ charles_leclerc: thank you, tom
↳ carlossainz55: i take that as a yes then
user: my parents frrrr
user: i wonder how lando is feeling
thehungergames: our snowbaird 😍
oliviarodrigo: cuties!! ❤️
user: I MANIFESTED THIS SHIT
user: MOM AND DAD ❤️❤️❤️❤️
user: someone check on lando
user: yn, respectfully, your man is FINE ASFFF 😮‍💨😮‍💨
user: my comfort cast <33
tchalamet: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
user: lenny’s got a new dad, awwww 🥰
↳ user: can’t wait for yn to post more lenny and tom content
user: them >>>>
user: they’re such a hot couple, idc 😩😩😩😩
user: ONE chance tom! ONE chance, please
user: 4th slide, ohhh god 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😍😮‍💨😍😮‍💨😮‍💨😩
user: them being each others biggest fan >>>
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yourusername: my favorite person ever @tomblyth (ft lulu) 💘
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user: lulu????? you mean delulu??? babe, she took your man
user: my yntom heart 🥰🥰🥺🥺🥰❤️❤️
carlosainz55: 🤩🤩🤩
user: wait a min— is that luisinha??? 😳
user: 😭😭😭 yn, you’re better than this, omg
user: keep your friends close and your enemies closer
luisinhaoliveira99: you’re hot 😍
↳ yourusername: 😘😘 right back at you;)
luisinhaoliveira99: ❤️❤️
↳ user: when did this happen??!??!?
user: yn and lu both realized they deserved better than la***
↳ user: AS THEY SHOULD!!
user: not lando still lurking omg 😭😭😭😭😭
user: yntom is the superior ship ❤️❤️❤️
user: are we just gonna forget what “lulu” did to her??
↳ user: girl, maybe they talked things out??
↳ user: that bitch took her man, hello?????
↳ user: lando played both of them wdym?
user: yn and luisinha??
user: get you a man who always gets you bouquets of roses
user: literally my favs 🥰🥰🥰❤️
user: lenny!!! 🥺🥺🥺
tomblyth: you’re pretty cute
tomblyth: ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love you, princess
↳ yourusername: 😘😘 love youuuu tooooo
user: lando really fumbled, huh??
↳ user: can you stop bringing that cheater back up
user: she’s so much happier now 🥺🥺🥺
user: lando fumbled two bad bitches
user: yn is such a girls girls bc i wouldn’t forgive her that easily
user: get back with lando 😔
hunterschafer: ❤️❤️
user: two bad bitches 😍😍😍
user: ONE MANS LOST IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN
user: lando lost not one but two hot girls
user: lando??? 😭😭😭 where he at???
user: they’re so cute together ❤️❤️❤️ #yntomnationrise
user: tom’s eyes, bro 😩😩
↳ yourusername: ikr??? i get lost in them all the times
user: sooo no lando??? @yourusername @luisinhaoliveira99
↳ yourusername: does that ring a bell? @luisinhaoliveira99
↳ luisinhaoliveira99: sorry who??? @yourusername
↳ user: QUEEN BEHAVIOR
↳ user: lando’s crying rn
user: parents 🥺🥺🥺❤️
user: anyone else see lando’s like?? he’s pressed
user: at least she got her happy ending 🥰🥰
oscarpiastri: cute
↳ user: oscar, lando ain’t gonna like this
user: yntom endgame? ABSOLUTELY ❤️❤️
user: mom and dad
user: lando liked 🤣🤣🤣
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