#'I can call a plumber'

[stranded-labyrinth]

personally headcanon that Will is very used to working while sick, to the point where he seems almost unfazed when getting up to do something that requires more energy than he has to give

post-fall, he somehow did not anticipate Hannibal absolutely not allowing that at all. it's a fight to keep Will in bed so he can rest, and Will is going to lose.

[starlightandmusings]

what do u think of long term jack and kath in a hypothetical where they can be healthy enough to last

oh jatherine light of my life !!

i'm the first to say that i don't think jack and kath would work out but i love hypotheticals and i love these two. so. jack would have to work through his anger issues / PTSD / learn to use art as a healthy coping mechanism first (rizz if u see this !!) and kath would have to distance herself from her father and learn who she is underneath all the glitter and the showiness.

but if they were able to do that, and if katherine was willing to live well beneath her means, joseph likely having cut her off, (and i don't think jack could rise in rank very easily), and if they were willing to rip up the gossip columns, i could see them rent a little french flat. katherine learns to cook through trial and error, and they eat burned food for the first several months. jack works at the docks and comes home with wet clothes, smelling vaguely of fish and foreign spices, and katherine rubs his sore muscles in the evenings.

they're very young when they marry, not much more than twenty, and before two years are up, katherine is pregnant. i think they eventually have two children, a boy first and then a girl. jack spends far too much money on toys and trinkets for his kids, like baseball cards, marbles, dolls, because he tells katherine that he'll be damned if his kids grow up like he did. jack sees the first teddy bear in michton's brooklyn candy shop, hears about the origins, and rushes home with one in his arms, eager to tell his kids all about how he knew the teddy roosevelt.

[bluastro-yellow]

get it Kim has a lot to unpack do you get it

it's imperfect I'll never polish it just take it as it is I should have put aerostatics not airplanes...

[streatfeild]

the cold water in my flat isn’t working for some reason which sucks colossally. but i‘m looking on the bright side! made a tupper bowl into a basin. this is washing with style my babes

[candaru]

-Go to my bathroom to take a dump. Water all over the floor. Check inside toilet; looks drained, with some toilet paper at the bottom.

-"Dad, I think toilet has a leak."

-He gets upstairs and IMMEDIATELY starts lecturing me about making sure I flush all the way. "It probably just got clogged and you weren't paying attention and it overflowed."

-Tells me to go get the mop.

-"...We have a mop? Where is it?"

-Deeply annoyed, he says it's probably in the garage or something, acts like I should know this.

-I go check the garage. Only Swiffers, which is what me and mom use to clean the floors. I bring one up. "Like this?"

-"No, a REAL mop!"

-I tell him if we have a real mop, I don't know where it is. Annoyed, he comes down, looks through the garage. 10 minutes later, mutters angrily, "Mom doesn't use mops anymore?"

-If she ever did, it hasn't been for over 20 years. Because I didn't learn HOW to mop from my mom, I learned at my fucking work.

-"Well, I GUESS this is all we have. Bring the plunger up after me." He takes the Swiffer up and starts cleaning the water. I take the plunger, certain we won't need it.

-He tries to flush the toilet, expecting it to be clogged.

-It flushes completely fine.

-He checks the tank. Oops, looks like nothing is wrong with the tank. He looks back at the plunger, then at the toilet. Mutters, "it fills up really slow."

-"I know. That's why I figured it wasn't overflowing. Because it's my toilet, and I know it fills up so slowly that even when it does get clogged, you can flush it once and the bowl will only fill to the bottom of the brim before water stops pouring in. You'd have to repeatedly flush it to make it overflow."

-He looks around the basin. Oh, what a surprise, he finds where the seal is broken. There's a leak.

-By the way, you know how I mentioned that I only learned to mop at my job?

-I'm a fucking janitor.

My dad takes "mansplaining" to a whole new level.

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

I want to cut my hair

I want to cut my hair

I can't cut my hair because fuck if I know where the hair clippers are and even if I did know where they are I can't take a fucking shower to help me clean up afterwards

I can't fucking shower because we still don't have water in the house

[liu-yu-xin]

The vile dreamzen attacking the righteous wayzennie over criticism of jeno is ultimately a futile exercise bc everybody in this conversation know he is a dozen and his only appeal is to ppl who like writing about him having dog sex with the other dream members. there is no debate over talent to be had bc looking like a dog is quite literally the only thing this guy brings to the table.

[emi1y]

lol fuck that guys pipes <mantra of clearing out my shower with draino instead of trying to get my dipshit absentee landlord to call a plumber for me

[simpleapparition]

i am just having the best time rn with the bands i like. had multiple comments liked by members of bands i like last year, got retweeted by an underground band i like, briefly talked to a vocalist that features on one of my top songs last year, and just helped one of my favourite bands at the moment stop information about their upcoming album from leaking

[imogenkol]

A darkness one cannot truly comprehend until beholding it before their very eyes has consumed my senses and tarnished my body, but now I come out the other end with a cleansed mind and spirit <- took apart and cleaned the slow draining sink in my bathroom

[randomnameless]

Honestly that anon should direct their concern towards the Ladlestans considering they're the ones who are using the antis*mitic dogwhistles to support their waifu, or better yet, direct it towards the game itself considering Supreme Leader's hatred for dragon family is reminiscent of a conspiracy theory.

Yep,

The game has a lot of "unfortunate implications" - but unlike the Tellius "if we coexist too much one of us will disappear" shit message, those unfortunate implications are supposed to be found out, after playing all routes, to be untrue.

(even if the message "crests BaD" is kept all around...)

But I think there's still a difference between a bunch of fantasy pixels accusing a fantasy sekrit cabal of religious genocide survivors of hoarding all the riches, and real life people kind of disregarding the sheer notion of "genocide" because "victims were oppressors" or had alleged positions of power...

I wish we could say "you're joking right" but, sadly, no. Maybe it's just a troll ?

[newtness532]

i just had to put my hand in the hole in the bathroom floor to try and clean it. i had gloves and a trash bag on my hand, my mom on video call telling me what to do and i cried the entire time. 0/10 experience, do not recommend.

[kaxen]

Sometimes I think I don't explain The Artist's insecurities very well in Cyberpink 1824, but on the other hand...

IT'S JUST THE RESULT OF BEING IN A PROFESSION SPENT 75% INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD AND DEPENDING ON THE SUBJECTIVE REACTIONS OF OTHERS TO GET YOUR BREAD.

[arlathen]

i have work tomorrow. i need to shower before work. the shower in my bathroom is clogged. it has been slow for months. i have snaked it as best I can and that has not fixed it. i usually resort to dumping a bottle of draino down it but im out. i informed my father last time it happened and he threw a Pattented Man Tantrum where he yelled and threw shit around and acted like it was the end of the world. in order to shower tomorrow morning, i would have to use my parents' shower. which. would involve waking my mom up at 6am. and probably explaining to them that yes the upstairs shower drain hasn't magically fixed itself since the last time they ignored it. and all of this. is making me so anxious that im sick to my stomach. and i cannot sleep.

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

@scholarlypidgeot

Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.

[explode-this]

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