#''Eating him out of house and home''
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Google how to make yourself feel better when you're having a fit of depression without caving in to your emotional crutch on soda while also not feeling like you're restricting and accidentally reliving a food-related trauma that makes me feel worse about restricting--
#I hate my life tbh#The fact that everything has a trauma is SO ANNOYING.#Like can I be NORMAL about ONE THING PLEASE#cries#Anyway I'm trying to fight off depression without getting myself a soda and it made me even more depressed to restrict my soda intake#upon which I remembered that as a teenager my father would complain that me and my brother were#and I quote#''Eating him out of house and home''#So I started heavily restricting the food I ate at home#Literally made half a can tuna sandwiches and cut those in half and that half a sandwich?#That was a meal for me at home#Used to steal food and milk from school to get more food in me#combine that food insecurity trauma with the fact that as a small child#my mom would give me soda to make me stop crying#and now you have an adult who doesn't know how to process negative emotions without using soda as a crutch#And upon restricting that soda I feel Worse#orz
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Hello Stranger. Whom I have never met.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#xiao xingchen#xue yang#a-qing#Xue yang realizing the situation and changing up his mannerisms on the spot probably should not be as funny to me as it is#Everyone here is in a bad situation. XY and A-Qing are playing the long game of faking critical information#XXC is just vibing. I am calling him 'baby girl' in the most 'oh god we got to get you out of this house' tone#The situation at hand is the xxc took home a bobcat to nurse it back to health#thinking it would be just like a housecat. But a house cat would also eat your face advantageously. A bobcat wont wait for you to die#meta note: I've been drawing the last few comics in the same room as my buddy while they play hollow knight.#They were going through the royal waterways while I've been drawing. Fighting Flukes.#If you care to know about the auditory experience in the BG that underlies these last few comics.#if you know then you know. If you don't... then I wish I was you.#but I like to think thats what XY hears when he's passed out in his nightmares. As he deserves.
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Rogue/Gambit week day 6, theme: Space Adventure
@roguegambitweek
Blame my followers for this they made me have to do another prompt for this week loooool
 So instead of going out into space for adventure space brought the adventure to gambit in this case it’s a dragon Ball Z and X-Men crossover au! Rogue is a saiyan warrior, a race of alien monkey men enslaved by the Cold empire to destroy planets to resell later. She was sent to earth by lord freiza to destroy it, but like all saiyans who end up on our little blue planet and live to tell the tale, she is immediately smitten with an earthling and the food of earth and switches sides to be one of its protectors instead, as the first person she runs into is Remy, a Cajun man who moved to Japan(as thats the only place saiyans seem capable of ending up) to set up his five star traditional cajun restaurant there. He ends up discovering her crash landing after an evening of stargazing. Upon meeting this warrior sent to end his world, his first instinct as any good southern boy is to give her a warm welcome and offer her food, and her fate was sealed from there. Deciding to change her name from Routa to Rogue to fit in better on earth and hide her past from any visitors, she now lives a mostly quiet life of adapting to human society, trying all the good human food saiyans cannot resist, teaching martial arts to precocious young earthlings, enjoying romantic outings with her husband (aside from nights of the full moon), and occasionally protecting the planet from invaders, and Remy is here for it!
RIP Toriyama. You were awesome.
#romy#gambit x rogue#x men 97#x men comics#remy lebeau#rogue/remyweek2024#rogue/gambitweek2024#rogue x gambit#dbz#dragon ball z#saiyans#crossover#anna marie darkholme#anna marie lebeau#my artwork#sweet-tea#rip to remy too shes gonna eat him out of house and home lol
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dewdels . Based on convos with @marclef
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Pictured: frog getting chin scratches, frog licking his captor, frog facing the consequences
#artz#oc tag: bubblina gummings#oc tag: tammie tapioca#can we put him down he's eating me out of house and home!!!!!!! /silly#fake peppino#pizza tower fake peppino#lol I forgor to tag he#have my Bullshit faker fans :3
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Decided to nail down my design for this dingus, lol. I think he's face turned out a bit more robust in that 3/4ths view than I intended, but hey! It gets the idea across.
I'm really proud of this :}
A humble doodlesheet beneath the cut [minor alcohol cw]:
Life is hard as an 18-yro ex-hero apocalypse refugee trying to rent his wares. No friends but your bird(?) and this child you pay rent to.
These games are something else.
Now, onto the rambling proper:
I wanted to further the contrast between Link and Ravio even further. I gave Ravio a stockier frame(what else do I do with robed characters?) and made him a few years older. He looks stronger, sturdier.
And yet, he's actually quite sickly. His dark skin is pale and blotchy, with circles under his eyes. He suffers from malnutrition in the wake of Lorule's ongoing famine, and as such, despite his formidible strength, is saddled with frequent fatigue. That man sees shrimp colours when he stands up. He is a worn, weary, wary thing.
Regarding his garb, I took a page out of Yuga's book when it came to the undergarments you can see peeking from beneath the robe, as well as the shape of the boots. Lorulian fashion, baby! The world may be ending, but at least we have our colourful stripes and pointy shoes.
Also pulled minor inspiration from the Happy Mask Salesman, what with the gold ornamentation(especially near the wrists and throat) on his own purple garb. While not nearly as cumbersome, I gave Ravio some sacks, pouches and pockets. He's a travelling merchant! Where else is he gonna keep his stuff?
May or may not give Ravio a cooler skintone, but I don't want to lose the contrast against the purple.
I could probably go on and on, but I'll leave it here <3 Hope he brings you Joy.
#tloz#a link between worlds#albw#ravio#sheerow#fan art#fan design#scrawny draws#love this dipshit rabbit#bruv i'm glad you sold out your stock and are retiring early CAN YOU PLEASE REARRANGE MY HOUSE#sm fucking HHHHH ravio world's worst stay at home merchant#where the fuck are we going to sleep ??#unrelated worldbuilding note:#lorule is big on fermentation because of all the *gestures*#which means lorulians favour sour funky flavours#and also that ravio h/lda and y/ga would all drink pickle juice straight from the jar#my god it really is poland!#hhdjkjkhHJJKHFGDJKGFJK#link catches him one day eating straight from the jar and offers him a sip#if they catch anyone pouring pickle juice down the drain that trio is throwing a *fit*#there's your tag rambling for the day i honestly should have made that into its own post#and probably will 😎#hjghjkfdgkhjjkhgkjdf
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Finally back to working on the fic again and I just want you all to know that the entire time period the next two chapters encompass, Bella is face-down on her mattress hungover af and completely passed out the entire time.
#insert that one 'laying on your side with your legs splayed out weird' meme#couldn't find it by googling that phrase wouldn't you know#just a reminder that bella is a huge alcoholic and i am actually skipping a scene where leo drags her home while she's sloshed#and trying to fight everyone she sees#i'm hoping to get the first one out by thanksgiving i'm telling you all so i will hopefully feel more compelled to get it done#i'm actually going somewhere this thanksgiving! my sister's boyfriend invited us to thanksgiving at his mom's house#along with his sister's boyfriend and his jewish lesbian moms#i will kind of miss our chillax thanksgiving where my mom burns something and we watch a bad hallmark movie while eating#but honestly we do the exact same thing for christmas dinner so it's not like we're really missing out#poor angel won't get his mashed potatoes and biscuits though we'll have to do something for him#i mean he's already jealous of the fake turkeys we have up#maybe we just won't tell him it's thanksgiving#he can read a clock but i don't think he can read the calendar
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#sometimes it feels like too much that so many people depend on me#the fact that I got off work then went to pick up a prescription#only to waste 30 mins there because they don’t have enough for the refill#for them to send me to another pharmacy#which I don’t have time to go to I had to go get Beba from daycare#then drop him off at my parents house#then pick up my brother from work#thennnnn go to the other pharmacy#wait 20 minutes for them to get the prescription filled#then go drop off the prescription at home for my husband because it’s for him#then head out to drop off my brother at home#but oh wait he’s hungry and asks me to stop so he can get something real quick to eat#gets himself food doesn’t even ask if I want anything#even tho all I do is make him meals when he comes to my house#but that’s fine#totally fine#even tho I am hungry too
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Is he?? Going to hibernate????
Also I assume he's taking you to Jabberwock hfjdjdbdj poor Haru
#tokyo debunker#tdb#taiga hoshibami#reminds me of Haru's homescreen line saying the hibernation squad is gonna eat him out of house and home...#Taiga is included in that apparently#maybe he can eat some of the hibernators. help with the food bill.
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I don't, unfortunately, have any kind of a story to hang it on yet (she says, furiously sawing and hammering away at some trope-by-fours), but I would really love to write something where Sam and the boys, especially David, are forced into interacting for an extended period of time (and for Contrived Plot Reasons nobody can kill anybody else). I just think. It would be funny.
#the lost boys#at the moment the vague scaffolding taking form in my mind is - something something Michael doesn't come home#and Sam goes looking for him#(maybe...Michael doesn't come home after the bonfire and Star shows up at the house to see him and ends up talking to Sam instead?)#anyway for whatever reason Sam knows about the cave and goes looking for Mike there - but none of the boys know where he is either#they'd all figured he'd just run home to mommy and he'd be back after sundown#but now it's past sundown and...no Michael#just his brat little brother accusing them all of eating him#(can Max actually be serious? he wants to saddle them with THIS twerp? for ETERNITY?)#(his mom must be a centerfold model with the personality of a saint or something because. ugh.)#anyway now Michael is Missing and they All Have To Work Together to Find Him#and also not let their respective parents find out that they lost him#or something. like i said. no real story to hang it on.#...yet
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Ghost eats a lot. He has to if he wants to keep his huge physique and the demand of being able to carry almost a hundred pounds of gear at minimum and have the strength to fight his foes with the precise speed he canonically has in hand to hand as well as running as fast as fcking Captain America??
We have seen this man run through that forest in that one video??? Iykyk.
Yeah, I’m sorry to say but that man is PACKING away food like a damn horse. There’s no way that man starves himself. That’s a motherfucker who has the appetite to compete with a fucking Hobbit. He’s got a special diet of five meals per day💀
#this man eats the military out of house and home#I’m sorry but I do NOT believe for a second Simon starved himself for days like some people hc#especially if he’s on deployment#when he’s at home? I truly believe he’s binging food all day.#I mean he’s got food within five feet of his vicinity. It doesn’t matter if it’s cooked by him or shit he bought at a market#that’s also not to mention if he has a fast metabolism he’s going to be hungry within like an hour or two. he needs those calories#big beast of a man like him eats lke there’s no tomorrow#I’m sorry to rant(?) but this has been bothering me for a hot minute#the only reason *why* he might not eat is either rationing giving it to another who needs it more like an injured comrade or civilians#A hangry Simon Riley would level a town for some Cheetos#this man would be grateful if someone cooked him a big ass meal and it meets his huge appetite lbr#a way to a man’s heart? through the stomach#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley call of duty#ghost call of duty#simon riley x reader
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Y'all. My family is a fucking blessing.
#my dad went out of his way to pick up a 'cheap' headlight assembly for me#and I doubt he'll let me pay for it when I limp my car down to him#(this wind adding pressure to the front of my car on my commute home is ROUGH)#(I just cannot take it higher speeds until I get the front end bolted up better)#my brother is pulling together the transmission cooler lines and tool needed to change them out#and will help me get that all put back together#I had to go out to my car during break today and it was just a ... puddle around my car#like the snow is melting; the ground is wet - made it look worse than it is#but I'm not going to be able to keep it going this way for long#called a trusted local garage and was quoted 500 for the lines and labor and I just ... can't ... do that...#my usual mechanic lost his house and garage in a divorce#but my brother is certain he can do the transmission lines#I still need a front end alignment too but that's been a long standing problem#from last year when my suspension completely went out and I did the tie rod myself#I'm just eating through the brand new before-suspension-problems tires and ultimately an alignment is cheaper (and safer)#it's an older car and it's been through a collision now#this really is all peanuts in the grand scheme of things#it's a trustworthy as fuck kind of car#I'm just super broke and it's getting worse every year as inflation gets worse and I get no raises#the car is worth it#I've just been putting it through hell
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do you guys think 2nd week is too early to be missing class already
#wind howls#im supposed to be up in 4 hours for class but my parents arent home yet and my paranoia will not allow me to sleep even if im dead tired#the teacher seems to be the understanding type so i might send him a message but. my god i am unwell at the moment#i feel sick and hungry but i fear if i eat anything right now i wont be able to keep it down#i hate this fucking house i need to move out i need to live i cant be living my life walking on embers and knowing lava is ahead#at least cucho is upstairs with me waiting too but i feel so bad#maybe ill call my dad since my mom wont answer me#i didnt fucking do anything too. i hate being caught in the crossfire i hate everything i feel ill
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i'm like i have nothing to be stressed about and then i'm having a breakdown in the car and then i'm like oh okay maybe i do have things to be stressed about
#number one. living with my parents. that shit is INSUFFERABLE#there is never a break from the questions and the prying and the needing to know everything i'm doing and everywhere i'm going#and what i'm eating and how much i'm eating and how i slept and when i slept and how long i slept etc etc etc#i'm only working four days a week but i'm working two jobs and it's beginning to wear on my nerves#my mother was like we're going out last night. then they didn't go out. frustrating but whatever#then this morning she says oh i don't think we need you at work today#i'm like thank god i'm so tired i can go back to bed. ten minutes later she changes her mind and then gets mad that i'm frustrated#she's like well I WORK SIX DAYS A WEEK#YOU WORK FROM HOME MOST OF THE TIME AND YOU MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS. WE ARE NOT THE SAME#also i have to work fine but don't dangle a day off in front of me and then take it back#i'm planning on leaving this job soon to go full time at my other job WHICH WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN and she's full tilt guilting me about it#i still haven't heard back from any schools and i can't start planning my next steps until i do#i can't start planning ANYTHING until my primary job officially takes me on full time#no idea when that will be!#and then what. if i get into school i move back to canada. if i don't get into school do i still move back to canada?#do i go south? do i stay fucking put? I DON'T KNOW. and ALSO#collaborating on music with **** is all fun and games until i keep writing lyrics i cant share with him because they're OBVIOUSLY about him#also i have no time to work on any songs because i'm NEVER ALONE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE#re: **** i'm being so normal about it i'm smiling and saying have fun visiting your long distance girlfriend. whose name is my deadname. :)#then just minor things like i'm booked for a haircut next week which is stressful in itself#i have a LOT of baggage with hair cutting in general and also people touching my hair. also i don't know what i want to do with it exactly#and my citizenship interview is in less than a month and it's not that i'm worried but what happens if they don't give it to me?#would they revoke my greencard? i mean that would be insane right? but who fucking knows at this point#okay so maybe i have a couple of things to be stressed about
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please do not judge a teacher for whatever corny shit they have on their desk or in their classroom/office or even their home. it was a gift
#i'm barely a teacher and i accumulate corny shit at alarming rate#this actually goes for at home too#i got a cup for christmas that says: in my teacher era#i threw out the first corny teacher gift i got but now i live in fear#that somehow those parents will appear in my home and ask where it is 😂#it was a custom engraved post it note holder that said: miss lizzie your influence can never be erased love andrew#🤣🤣🤣#and i was like okay i will never use this in my life and i have enough clutter#but then i came dangerously close to agreeing to babysit andrew while i was between jobs and having him over to my house to see the cows#thank goodness the cows didn't work out bc then my nightmare could have come to life#anyway now i keep all my corny teacher gifts bc i live in fear#and genuinely we get so much#several of my coworkers just got giant framed inspirational quotes that are pretty meh lol#thank goodness i don't have my own office or classroom 🤣#if anyone gives me decor of any kind i can take it gome and stick it in a closet#but i just can't bring myself to throw it out#this has been a shitpost#forgot my first actual teacher gift was a nice stanely cup which i do use but it's huge#but the first corny one was the post it note holder lol#i'm still accumulating teacher gifts from christmas#on wednesday i got a two foot tall homemade sculpture of a christmas tree#and candy canes and a homemade confection i will tentatively label as fudge but dare not eat#lmao#i do genuinely love and appreciate that the kids get me stuff but lmao
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I know the chances are slim cause he's such a picky cat I highly doubt he'd eat something weird but since my mom's dog ate all those fckn plums and got the pits stuck in his tummy this summer I'm panicking that that's what's happened to Felix.........
#I mean I'm pretty type a anyway my house is.... pretty clean. at all times. there isn't much for him to ACTUALLY eat#I don't think he'd eat anything that wasn't food... so like I doubt he found something like a hair tie and ate it? but I keep all that stuf#in the bathroom cabinets anyway so like...#idk I know it's very unlikely but I'm so scared cause that's what happened to my mom's dog and he had to have the emergency surgery#felix ate dinner tho. and drank some water. he's using the lil stairs to get up to his spots to hang out with me 💜#but he's still walking weird and he seems like he's having trouble finding comfy ways to lie down#I'm kinda thinking he may have injured himself with the little christmas tree we have#my brother said it was knocked over the other day when he got home from work. like thursday? idk man I'm just worried ☹️#I hope they have an appt available soon for him 🤞🤞🤞🤞#erin explains it all
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i never feel unsafe when i go on walks with tucker because i know at the end of the day he will protect me (even though he’s a big softie) but today yall i was real worried!
#i walked with tucker to a sonic near my house that i’ve walked with him a million times#got him an ice cream like i’ve done a million times! and have never felt more on edge on a walk with him ever in the four years i’ve had him#like the vibes were a hundred percent not there#i typically let tucker eat his ice cream there let him drink some water ect to cool down a little bit#at first i could kinda see the guy watching out of the corner of my eye and i thought oh this location doesn’t have pup cups maybe he’s#never seen a dog eat ice cream but then when i went to go throw something away i noticed this man fully PRESSED to the glass watching us so#i was a little antsy and moved to a table a little closer to the outer sidewalk then i hear a door close and realize he is outside :)#and here’s the thing about tucker tucker is VERY aware when i am anxious and this is a dog will not let anything come inbetween him and his#ice cream but tucker kept stopping and looking over at the guy then back at me taking long pauses from his ice cream at one point moving#over to stand in front of me with his ears perked#when tucker got mostly done i was like ‘oh good boy are you full? let’s get you home’ and as i stand up to leave the guy comes closer and#starts asking me questions about tucker and thank GOD another customer came up looked at us and immediately started asking the guy questions#because i was genuinely contemplating running out of there#but home and fine now and obviously it was at a sonic by an intersection nothing was gonna happen but i was mad worried and i am forever#grateful tucker is a very intuitive animal because if homeboy did his usual ‘only thing that exists in this world is ice cream’ schtick it#could’ve been different (he was mad at me about the ice cream afterwards btw but we had already crossed the street)#eris: text#tucker: text
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