#🪻⋮ off topic

[cyber-therian]

ur cool as hell for setting and upholding your boundaries, btw.

[foxless]

“delulu is the solulu” what if i skinned you alive and put you in a fire ant hill?

[cyber-therian]

im also only 5 feet tall 😅 possibly 4’11

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[ravens-two]

PAC: Your Person's Thoughts About You 18+

This reading includes:

your person's dirty thoughts about you

The extended reading includes:

their reaction to these thoughts

Disclaimer: this is just for entertainment purposes, and as a pick-a-card reading it may not resonate for everyone. Also, this content is 18+ only!

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Pile 1

Judgment, Moon

"Devotion save me now/ I don't wanna stray from the hallowed ground/ I'll turn temptation down" Hurts - Devotion

The first thing I'm getting from this pile is that your person wants to see you naked. It's actually really interesting because this is supposed to be about their dirty thoughts (and well in a way it is), but this naked is almost like moving beyond your physical body. They want to see you for who you really are without any reservations on your part. This can be a bit of a kink for them too. It's almost like unravelling you during sex. They also want to have you completely at their mercy. For some of you this will be a bit more bdsm-y while for others not so much. In general, what I mean by this is that they want you to fully trust them and let them do the work. It's like putting your pleasure completely in their hands.

Going back to the naked thing though, it might be that you two haven't been intimate yet and they keep imagining what you'll look like when there aren't any clothes on you. Or it might be that you have been intimate and it's almost like the image of your naked body is seared in their brain. They couldn't forget it even if they wanted to and it's a thought that just keeps popping up for them randomly. I actually think that one of the reasons that they can't stop thinking about it is because of the energy that you gave off. This is hard to explain, but in the moment it was like there was something supernatural about you, the way you surrender completely to your seductive and animal side is/was very enchanting for your person.

This person is also dreaming about kissing you pile 1, especially your neck. I also get the vibe that they want to mark you, like leaving hickeys or bite marks. It seems that they're the type of person that likes to leave something to remember them by. I keep hearing that they just want to take you in their arms. Again, there's this vibe that they are the most dominant energy and want you to surrender to them (but this doesn't really feel like power-exchange honestly). They want to worship your body (this also fits the song that you got tbh).

They might also fantasize about having sex in a taboo place or out in nature (maybe both for some of you). They might want to have sex in a lake or a secluded place out in the woods. For some people they might want to do it in a graveyard (Mary Shelly would approve lol) or like another person's bedroom or in a place where you could get caught. I also think that they want to have sex all night long, going as long as you both can and then be completely exhausted.

For some you they also wish that you would let yourself be a little wilder. There's this vibe that they think that you are kinkier than you act (you might seem too in control or put together during the act for their liking) and they would love it if you showed this side of yourself. They also know that in part it's a question of trusting them enough, so that would really do it for them too - knowing that you trust them like that.

Pile 2

Star, Tower

"When I first saw you/ The end was soon/ To Bethlehem it slouched/ And then it must have caught a good look at you" Hozier - NFWMB

Hi pile 2, your person's dirty thoughts about you are quite interesting because I keep getting this idea that they will have a dirty thought, indulge in it for a moment, and then they'll feel bad about it. It's like they try to repress these thoughts because they think that they're somehow disrespectful to you. It might be that you aren't in a relationship with this person yet, and this is what cause these feelings, because you don't know that they see you like this.

A bit like pile 1, your person also thinks about seeing you naked. I feel like 90% of their 18+ thoughts are about your naked body. It might be them imagining what you would look like or just remembering your body. Unlike pile 1 there isn't this vibe of wanting you to surrender to them or seeing you undone, your person just wants to admire you in all your glory. They think that you're breathtaking and it honestly makes them a bit weak in their knees. It's actually more likely that your person wants to submit to you than the other way around. They also want to get on their knees and worship you, so this is probably oral sex. With the Tower here as well I'm seeing a lot of orgasms for both of you, explosive and maybe a bit mind-shattering. I'm hearing someone say that they've been "fucked dumb", so yeah, that could be one of their fantasies too. There's also something here about squirting and/or cum play as well. If your person has a penis they probably want to paint you with their cum, most likely your face, chest or back.

If you have breasts your person is also obsessed with them. They love the way they look (no matter the size) and really want to play with them. If you don't have breasts this could still be about your nipples. They're also pretty obsessed with your thighs and some of them want to get crushed between them. Again, there's this vibe that they want to please you so bad. It's not that they're really submissive, but they want to give you as much pleasure as humanly possible.

Your person also fantasizes about making love to you instead of fucking. They want the sex to be loving, safe and healing for the both of you. They also think about having shower/bath sex with you. Or they might get more dirty thoughts about you when they're in the shower. There's also something about cleanliness here, so it could be that your person enjoys/imagines cleaning you up after sex.

Pile 3

Nine of Wands, Two of Wands

"Love is our resistance/ They'll keep us apart, and they won't stop breaking us down/ Hold me/ Our lips must always be sealed" Muse - Resistance

Pile 3, your person seems to be quite kinky. The first thing I'm seeing here is bondage. They imagine tying you up and maybe even using blindfolds. This could be like full bondage or maybe just using handcuffs (it's going to change a bit from person to person), whatever it is your person wants to restrain you. I'm even seeing that for some of you your person kind of wants to tie you up just to look at you. There's a hint of voyeurism here, so they might want to take pictures or videos of you and enjoy the thought of "what if someone saw this". It might go even a little bit further and they imagine someone walking on you or you two doing it in a public place right in front of everyone. I think that is biggest motivation for them is that they are super proud of being by your side and want to show you off.

Another thing that they imagine is fingering you. They get a lot of enjoyment from your pleasure so they imagine getting you off with just their fingers. Actually I just got a very detailed visual of you mostly naked while they're still completely clothed and their fingers inside of you. When it comes to positions your person imagines you two having sex standing up or bending you over something.

Just like pile 1 your person wants to see you completely undone and unraveled. They imagine you after sex with your hair all messed up, marks all over your body, covered in fluids, and an hazy look in your eyes. Yeah, just very very messy. Your person doesn't seem to be too shy about their desires though. They also want to have multiple rounds with you. They want to have sex with you for as long as you physically can. Again they want to see you completely exhausted. I actually keep seeing more about fingering and oral sex rather than penetration, so your person tends to imagine more about this types of acts. It might be that they're actually a bit shy about doing these things in real life so they like to imagine it.

Your person also likes to imagine sexual scenarios with a lot of action and adventure. They have a very fertile imagination. They might imagine themselves as an hero who rescues you and then you two have sex. They might really enjoy role-playing. They also imagine sex that progresses your relationship. Besides the kinkier stuff, they might imagine making love to you and being truly intimate and vulnerable with you. Honestly, this person just wants to be with you and they enjoy making up scenarios with you.

Pile 4

Five of Cups, Ace of Wands

"You lose your way, just take my hand/ You're lost at sea, then I'll command your boat to me again/ Don't look too far, right where you are, that's where I am" Lana Del Rey - Mariners Apartment Complex

Pile 4, your pile seems like the most emotional, at least at first sight. One of your person's biggest fantasies is being comforted by you through sex. They like to imagine themselves (I'm not sure if it's randomly or when something bad happens) feeling down or going through a rough situation and coming to you to be comforted. They imagine you taking them in your arms, holding them, kissing them and slowly taking off their clothes. They imagine you on your knees giving them oral sex and then you two having slow, loving sex. There might even be tears here. Like they're feeling so emotional from what happened and from how loved they are by you that they just tear up or cry a bit. I think that the biggest fantasy here is feeling loved tbh. I also think that your song and the lyrics that I chose are really fitting for your person. They really want you to take their hand and steer the boat when they're feeling lost.

With the Ace of Wands here they're also really passionate and want the sex between you to feel hot and heavy, to truly envelop the two of you. They might also think about wax play or temperature play. There's something here about the differences in temperature between your body and other objects. They also want to kiss all over your body. They're very connected to their body sensations, especially about warmth. I don't really know how to explain it. They crave the feeling of your hot mouth on them (and other things too).

Something that's a bit kinkier and that might be a bit off-putting for some people, but they also imagine having period sex with you. The blood doesn't irk them, and they might even finding it a bit hot. I don't want to describe it too much, because the images in my head are quite graphic. But, yeah imagine them playing with the blood a little bit. In general, I think that they have a thing for body fluids, mainly semen and spit from what I'm getting. This is the other pile that might want to paint you with their cum (or the other way around). Also, they imagine you spitting in their mouth. I'm immediately getting that most of these kinkier fantasies about them are something that they see as unrealistic.

Again, this pile is quite emotional and they also like to imagine you two having a fight and being really upset with each other and then having sex. I think that this is such a recurring scenario in their head that they have a lot of variants. They imagine you having loving sex almost as an apology, then they imagine being hatefucked or hatefucking you. Or being denied by you. They have a lot of different scenarios when it comes to this, the only thing in common is you two fighting.

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[russellsppttemplates]

Hiii girl 🪻💐! First, nice to meet you xx ! I really love your vibe. Love purple pp 💜! Can I request a small os, please? I saw you wrote monegasque reader and all cute os. Can I ask you (you choose) Lando/Charles/Oscar with inked!reader (like full arms tattoos and stuff) it’s always wag so ✨perfect clean✨, I’m tired to see the clean vibe, I want to be delulu with rockie vibe, feminine tattooed wag, normal wag 😬. Topic could be : new tattoo with driver reaction or handle with people opinion. Thanks 💜🪻 if you’re not feeling to write it, it’s okay too. Have a nice day xx

Note: hiiii! Welcome to this little corner of the Internet I made along with everyone who follows this blog! Thank you - this is supposed to be as much a safe pace for you as it is for me �� I hope you had a good day, too! 🫶

"Someone spotted you when you left the tattoo studio", Oscar said as he stepped inside the apartment after having spent the day in the Center, noticing you were wearing a cardigan even though it was a warm day out, "they posted a picture online".

"So it's not a surprise, is it?", you slumped your shoulders slightly, shrugging the cardigan off.

"I don't know what you got, so it's still a surprise, sweetheart", he smiled, hugging you and being mindful of the wrap around your arm.

Oscar sat on the sofa and allowed you to model the new tattoos for him. Your right arm didn't seem to have any new ink to it, the same three tattoos you had in there still looking beautiful after two years. You like the idea of having one arm slightly more bare than the other so your right arm only had those three on the inner side of it, peeking through whenever you were sleeveless tops. Your left arm was the one where the tattoos were the most noticeable, the ink pieces scattered along the extension of the limb.

"I got this one, it's a bee", you pointed to the inner part of your arm, "it represents my safe hive, the people who are always there for me even if I'm not there in person", you explained. You had moved in with Oscar a couple of months ago and, more than ever, you spent long periods of time away from your family since you travelled to see your boyfriend race as much as you could, "I know I can fly away, but no matter how far and how hard times can be, I'll always be able to come back".

"It looks so pretty, the detail on the wings is so precise", Oscar pointed out.

"I chose the artist at that studio because she is great at doing the fine line tatoos with red ink", you began again, smoothing out through wrap so Oscar could see, "it's a heart with some flowers blooming from it", you pointed to the anatomical drawing, "whenever I set myself to do something, I pour my heart and soul into it, and my intuition hasn't failed me, so it's a little symbol to that".

"The red is somehow both subtle against your skin and so eye catching as well, I think it's the contrast with this one here", Oscar lightly touched an older tattoo you had next to the new one.

"Then I got this one, which I am quite nervous to show you, actually", you admitted, looking at your right wrist and covering it for the mean time, "I know people are really fussy with having a relationship tattooed on you because things can change so fast, but I don't like to think like that - my tattoos represent times of my life and things that happened - and if anything happens and I can't absolutely tolerate it, I can always remove it", you shrugged your shoulders before uncovering it.

Oscar held your hand and inspected it gently - the thin knot was both black and red, symbolising you and Oscar with the different colours but tied together seamlessly.

"I had to get it on my right one because I wear my watch on the left", you mumbled and a little twinge of nervousness could be spotted in your tone given that he hadn't said anything, "do you like it?", you bit the bullet.

"I love it, it's so beautiful, delicate and feminine too", he smiled, kissing around it.

"I also got a lightning bolt here", you twisted your wrist, "this one is just black and it's quite tiny, but it's about all the times I insisted and persisted - my stubbornness too - and how much I value that in people", you smiled.

"You're stubborn? Never would have guessed it", your boyfriend teased, earning your giggles and an eyeroll from you, "the line is so beautiful, she did an amazing job!", he complimented.

"I also got my first neck tattoo", you mumbled, "well, it's the first time I do it there, not sure if that means I'll do another because it hurt a bit more than I expected", you blushed, letting Oscar pull your hair back so he could see it.

The red inked word was aligned with your ear, "I chose the word rare because it's a devotion to myself, my self-love - accepting that I'm not perfect and that that is okay - I love myself the way I am and it's also a lot thanks to you", you tried to keep the tears pooling on your eyes from falling, "you loved me for me, all of me, no matter how many times people liked to point out any of my tattoos or how I don't fit the 'wag role', and I want a reminder of it everyday", you smiled.

Oscar cupped your jaw gently, careful of the sore area as he kissed your lips in a hard, long, searing kiss, joining your foreheads afterwards, "I love you, Y/N, all of you", he whispered.

(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)

[cyber-therian]

ive been told Albertan (not in a yeehaw way) with a hint of Newfie

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

[cyber-therian]

EVERYBODY!!!! I GOT A NEW FRIEND!!!!

what should i name them? im thinking something related to sweets/sugar/parties/cookies/etc since its a Sugar Glider :]]] (maybe vhe/it prns??)

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

BATtrayal

Bale!Bruce Wayne x fem!reader

A/N: The lack of Bale!Bruce is criminal, so I'm here to provide!! And of course I had to write something extremely heart-wrenching, because fun, am I right? 🥲 I will (hopefully) have some happier Bale!Bruce for you in the future! Enjoy :)

~ Fi 🪻

Warnings: very angsty, but like heart break angsty not death angsty

Word count: 1.7k

Please don't copy my work! I put a lot of effort and heart into the things I write.

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It was a gloomy morning in Gotham. Not that there were sunny ones. Ever. It had been a particularly rough night for you, but it wasn't that your Lover hadn't shown up to bed last night. That was normal. You'd learned to keep yourself warm in the big bed without him there. You couldn't even remember the last time you two had slept together. Embracing and warming eachother while listening to the others heartbeat as a sweet lullaby to drift off into your dreams.

You'd wake up to his side of the bed never having been slept in. There was no sign of him taking the couch in the living room, or even sleeping in the batcave. You weren't even sure if he'd made it home most nights. Then, last night, you'd heard him come in and basically sprung out of bed just to hug him for the first time in a while. You'd raced down  the stairs of his penthouse, into the livingroom, your heart filled with relief to know he was alive when-

"More Tea, Miss?" Alfred broke you out of your thoughts.

You looked up at him from your place at the breakfast table, him holding a teapot ready to refill your cup, if you so wished. "Yes please. Thank you Alfred," he nodded and gave you a smile "but we've been over this," you glared at him. "My name is fine, no need for the formalities". He pressed his lips into a tight smile. "Yes, of course, Mi-" You squinted your eyes at him,  and he quickly dismissed himself saying he'd left the stove on or something of the sort.

You moved around the food on your plate, carelessly pushing one piece to the other side and back again. Eating didn't seem like something you wanted to do right now. You looked out the massive windows and followed the clouds moving with your eyes. What it would feel like to be a cloud? Soft, fluffy, just going where the wind would take you. It must be nice. To not have a worry in the world.

Alfred made his way back to where you were sitting, wiping his hands on his navy blue Apron. He approached you with a smile. "Stove's all taken care of"

"Good" you smiled.

Silence fell over the room as Alfred watched you poking around in your breakfast with a defeated expression on your face.

"Not to your liking, Miss?"

"No, Alfred. You know your pancakes are the best," you gave him a small grin,  "I just don't feel like eating at the moment. And stop with the whole 'Miss' thing already, we've known eachother for ages!" you said, letting out a small laugh. He gave you a sigh. "I know, I know. It just don't feel right, with you being Bruce's Missus and all"

At the mention of his name your face turned sour. You didn't want to have to think of him right now.

You gave him a tight lipped smile. "Well, call me whatever you'd like, then"

You were about to change the topic, wanting something to take your mind off last night.

But apparently the universe doesn't want you to know peace because that was when she walked in.

Rachel Dawes.

God, you couldn't stand that woman. Everything about her drove you up the wall. Her perfect hair, that always fell how it was supposed to. That charming smile that could make any man swoon. The way she carries herself so confident and all mighty because she was a DA. How she just let herself into your and your Partners apartment like she owned the place.

She didn't even look at you as she strutted straight towards Alfred, who, to your dismay, adored her as much as the rest of Gotham. Or most of it, anyway. You looked down at your still full plate, and made it your mission to blurr out every word she said because you couldn't care less. You didn't give a fuck about what she had to say.

It ticked you off so much how she thought she was entitled to everything Bruce owned just because they'd known eachother their entire life.

She handed Alfred a small envelope which peaked your interest. Rachel pulled him into a tight hug. She acknowledged you for the first time since she barged in and gave you a small greeting that you returned without much emotion. She then bid you two a goodbye and disappeared into the elevator. Alfred still smiled after her. Blegh. If you had eaten anything it would surely make its way up your esophagus right about now.

"What was that about?" You asked.

Alfred gave you a confused look.

"You were sitting right here"

"I don't really care what Mrs. DA has to say. I'd rather hear it from you. Anything I should know?" You questioned with a cold tone.

"No, nothing of importance" he smiled. "What about the, uh, the envelope?" you pointed at the small letter with your fork.

Before he could answer you stopped him. "You know what, I don't even want to know" you spoke, putting your hands up.

"Are you alright? You haven't exactly been yourself this morning-"

"No, Alfred I am not." You hissed tears starting to well up in your eyes.

"What's the matter, Miss-" he asked with concern, but you interrupted.

"The matter, Alfred is-," you sighed angrily tears already falling down your cheeks," They kissed" your voice came out in a whisper, cracking at the end as you realized this was, in fact, not a nightmare.

"I.. I saw them kiss." You muttered.

"Surely you don't mean-" he began, shocked.

"Yes. Him and Rachel" You sobbed, pressing your hand over your mouth, trying to stifle the heavy sobs.

He made his way to your side of the table, with a sad expression on his face. Alfred went to embrace you but you took a step back. "I'm sorry.., but I think I just want to be alone right now"  you managed to choke out. He nodded and you made your way to the staircase leading to you the bedroom. When you were halfway up the steps, you turned to Alfred. "Oh, Alfred?" You sniffled. "Yes?" He responded.

"Would you tell Mr. Wayne that I'm leaving today? Permanently. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be gathering my things."

"Of course, Miss" he answered, sounding defeated.

When you reached the bedroom, you collapsed to your knees. One hand on your mouth the other over your heart. It hurt so much. How could he do this? Didn't he love you? Did all those sleepless nights taking care of him after a bad patrol mean nothing to him? How you were there for him and she wasn't? Licking his wounds, comforting him through his nightmares, helping him in every way you could. Just for him to break your trust and your heart like this.

You could hear faint voices downstairs but you couldn't care less. Your heart had been ripped apart by the one you trusted most. You had some many things planned. All of your expectations, plans, images of your future together went down the drain. You were supposed to be Mrs. Wayne, for Godsake!

Footsteps could be heard racing up the stairs, but you didn't care. You didn't care who would find you like this. Sobbing and screaming your heart out on the cold floor.

The door swung open and in stepped a soaking wet Bruce. It had been pouring, apparently. Funny how the weather knew exactly how you felt.

His heart clenched at the sight. You were a wreck, completely broken down. Not only that, but because of him. He had done this to you. And he regretted it now more than ever. "Baby.." he began, stepping closer. When you looked up at him, his heart shattered completely. He'd never seen you so miserable. "B-Bruce..?" You sobbed. "Yes, sweetheart, I'm so sorry I-" he had made it next to you on the floor, but you interrupted him. "S-Save it, asshole. Leave me alone" you sobbed, trying to move away from him.

Bruce became teary eyed at your reaction. "I never meant-"

"You never meant what, huh?! For me to find out? Well I did." You hissed, being able to gather yourself, at least a little bit. Then, you went right back to sobbing, really. "I.." he sighed "It didn't mean anything to me, I swear I only love you, Honey" he whsipered. You squeezed your eyes shut and shook your head. "You don't mean that.." you whimpered. "I do, I really do. I swear." He continued, gently taking your hand off your mouth and putting his on your cheek, gently stroking it.

You hated how much you leaned into his touch. How much you needed this. craved this. Bruce moved closer, taking off his wet coat, pulling you into his chest. He stroked your hair as you continued your crying and whimpering. You felt so pathetic. He broke your heart and yet you were so willing to give into him. Making you look at him, he kissed you.

First, you tensed up, this being the least you expected. Just a second after you immediately relaxed into his touch. His arms. His lips. Bruce deepened the kiss, pulling you even closer to him. He picked you up and placed you on the bed, he climbed in next to you and cradled you in his arms.

How was he so stupid? He looked at what he'd done to you. Why did he kiss Rachel? He'd been pining afte her for years and took his chance but was it really worth it? Breaking his beloved's heart, making her suffer like this. He regretted his decision with every bone in his body.

"I-I'm so, so, sorry, baby.. please forgive me.." he cried. You just continue sobbing into his chest, you didn't have the strength to try and argue with him. He ruined everything you two had built with one kiss. Didn't you kiss him enough? Not good enough? Why, on earth, did he do it? You couldn't make sense of it. You slowly felt yourself drifting away into sleep. The sobbing had drained all of your energy, and Bruce's embrace was just so warm. And comforting. You didn't fight it. You couldn't. You didn't want to. But one thing was clear. The moment you'd wake up, you'd leave. You couldn't forgive him for this. Ever.

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[honeysylvan]

🪻 Cynthia Gray 🪻 for @d4isywhims All the Hearts for Arvin!

Despite her status as a successful, fan-favorite romance novelist, Cynthia Gray has no idea what it’s like to be in love. She might be a hopeless romantic at heart, but at twenty-seven years old she’s still only been in a handful of romantic relationships, each of them short lived and shallow. If you were to ask her about it, Cynthia would claim she simply doesn’t have time for a real relationship. Her mother died in an accident when Cynthia was twelve, and her father passed from illness eight years later, leaving Cynthia as the sole guardian of her younger siblings, Samuel and Sadie. The past seven years of her life have been dedicated to taking care of them, and while she loves them with all her heart and wouldn’t have it any other way, it doesn’t leave much time for romance. And so, to fill that longing in her heart for companionship, Cynthia turned to her imagination. But now, with Sadie seventeen and almost ready to head off to college, and Samuel twenty-two and entering the workforce, Cynthia is faced with the reality that her siblings are starting their own lives… and she should, too. When Cynthia heard that the Vandeleur heir was seeking a partner, she threw caution to the wind and signed up for All the Hearts for Arvin. At the very least, she’s likely to get a good story out of the whole thing. Will Cynthia walk away from this challenge with new friends, a new story, or a new relationship? Or will she walk away with worse: her very first heartbreak?

More information below the cut!

BIOGRAPHICAL

Name: Cynthia Gray Age: 27 (Young Adult) Pronouns: she/her Gender: Woman Sexuality: Bisexual Ethnicity: White Traits:* Overachiever, Lovebug, Loyal, Bookworm, Perfectionist + Muser Additional Traits:** Happy Infant, Happy Toddler, Romantic Sage, Idea Person, Responsible, Compassionate, Great Storyteller, Mentor, Morning Sim, Speed Reader, Creative Visionary Aspiration: Bestselling Author Education: graduated high school with honors | Language & Literature with honors (Britechester)  Career: Fan Favorite (Writer — Author Branch) Lifestyle(s): Close-Knit, Hungry for Love Likes & Dislikes:  Activity- Dancing, Gardening, Gemology, Knitting, Painting, Research & Debate, Romance, Singing, Snowboarding, Wellness, Writing | Bowling, Cooking, Guitar, Mischief Color- Purple | N/A Conversation Topics - Affection, Deep Thoughts, Discussing Hobbies, Discussing Interests, Flirtation, Physical Intimacy, Stories | Arguments, Deception, Malicious Interactions, Potty Humor, Pranks Sim Characteristics - Cerebral, Family-Motivated, Hard-Working, Pet Enthusiasts, Romance Enthusiasts, Spirited | Ambitionless, Argumentative, Pessimistic Music Genre - Classical, Jazz, Romance, Singer Songwriter | Americana, METAL, Ranch Turn-Ons & Turn-Offs:  Way of Life - Academic, Highly Skilled, Interpersonal | Taken Characteristics - Ambitious, Cerebral, Egotistical, Family-Motivated, Hardworking, Pet Enthusiasts, Romance Enthusiasts | Ambitionless, Argumentative, Messy, Pessimistic Romance Styles - Affection, Flirting, Gift Giving, Physical Intimacy, WooHoo | N/A Hair Color - Black, Blonde, Brown, Platinum | Orange Outfit Color - Black, Red | N/A Fashion - Costumes | N/A SKILLS:*** Charisma — 7 | Dancing — 3 | Gardening — 6 | Gemology — 5 | Knitting — 6 | Logic — 7 | Painting — 6 | Research & Debate — 8 | Romance — 5 | Singing — 6 | Snowboarding — 5 | Wellness — 6 | Writing — 10

* I have the more traits in CAS mod, but if you don’t have that, then feel free to stick with just Overachiever, Lovebug, and Loyal!

** Feel free to remove any traits that are too cheat-y/would give her too much of a leg up! I just picked what best fit her character :)

*** Same as the traits, I just picked what best fit her character. I know she can only have 12 skill points total, so for the challenge I’d like her to have: Charisma - 4 | Logic - 4 | Romance - 4 please! Feel free to erase the rest if you want haha and thank you! (God I hope I didn’t pick wildly incorrectly LOL)

FUN FACTS

She’s a horrible cook and hates doing it, but doesn’t mind baking.

She’s always wanted a dog, but never had one—raising two teens as a twenty-something was difficult enough!

She finds it a bit difficult to make friends—not because she doesn’t want to, but because she’s so focused on trying to be the best at everything she does. Deep down, she’s terrified of failure.

She’s intensely loyal to those she’s close to, and very honest.

While she’s skeptical of things like dating shows, the hopeless romantic in her secretly wishes Arvin is the one.

She didn’t come from a huge fortune or anything like that (though her parents left them enough to live comfortably while Cynthia finished college)so while she’s climbed up the ranks in her career, wealth like Arvin’s is still incredibly foreign and awe-inspiring to her.

She’s shy about dancing, but get a few drinks in her and the party animal comes out. She doesn’t get a lot of opportunities to let loose, so she takes them when she can!

If her brother and sister don’t like a partner for her, it’s over—her siblings always come first.

She loves to do things that keep her hands busy, like knitting, gardening, etc.

While writing is her true passion, she adores other creative skills (like painting, singing, etc.), mental skills (research & debate, logic, etc.), and even a few physical skills (dancing, snowboarding, etc.)!

She wants to someday find a love as deep as her parents’ love was for each other.

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If you've read this far, THANK YOU! Private DL 🪻

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🌻🪻 warrior cats intersex headcanons

inspired by @intertrek 's post of star trek intersex headcanons, here are some of my warrior cats intersex headcanons (or semi-canon intersex characters). i'm basing them off certain intersex variations that have been reported in domestic cats, but it was hard to find info on that, so apologies if i get anything wrong!

-> 🌻🪻 squirrelstar

ID: Two images of Squirrelstar from Warrior Cats against the Phox and Carpenter intersex flags. She's a ginger she-cat with a white paw and green eyes. /End ID

squirrelstar was intended to be infertile by the writers, but they never made it canon in the books, though it was a popular headcanon in the fandom for a while. still, i would have liked that to be true, as there are few if any infertile cats in the books.

keeping this in mind, i think she has some sort of uterine dysgenesis, so she would either be unable to have kits or have a much a harder time. it's not super common in cats and is also comorbid with kidney problems, but not always! i think it could explain her fertility problems and would be nice to see represented on screen, since infertility and intersexness can be very difficult topics to process, specially for women.

-> 🌻🪻redtail

ID: Two images of Redtail from Warrior Cats against the Phox and Carpenter intersex flags. He's a tortoiseshell tom with yellow eyes. /End ID

redtail is almost canonically intersex. tortoiseshell and calico cats are almost all "female" because of how the genes for this fur pattern are passed down through the X chromossome, however, they can be "male" if they have two X chromosomes and a Y chromosome, thus being XXY. this is equivalent to klinefelter syndrome in humans, however im not sure it affects cats the same way. this would mean he's infertile, though, and he's supposedly had kits before, so...

i wanted to post this mostly because i love redtail and because the fandom kind of ignores the existence of intersex people in favor of a trans headcanon- and listen, as a trans intersex person, i don't mind this, but we can have both!

-> 🌻🪻sol

ID: Two images of Sol from Warrior Cats against the Phox and Carpenter intersex flags. He's a calico tom with pale yellow eyes. /End ID

sol is just like redtail- as a "male" calico cat- or tortoiseshell, I'm pretty confused which one he is -he would have XXY chromossomes! as far as i know, he doesn't have any litter of kits canonically, so this doesn't interfere much with the canon, unlike redtail.

i also see many trans headcanons for sol and few intersex ones, so once again: we can have both.

-> 🌻🪻scourge

ID: Two images of Scourge from Warrior Cats against the Phox and Carpenter intersex flags. He's a black tom with a white paw and blue eyes. /End ID

scourge is funny for me because it's a pretty new headcanon. he's a very small cat, hence why his kittypet name was tiny, and in humans, many hormonal, gonadal or chromosomal variations come with shorter height or stunned development as a symptom/trait. in cats, i can find some evidence of this happening, though very little. one case i found, however, was of a cat with a chromosomal variation very similar to De La Chapelle Syndrome, who was smaller than average and had a mostly "female" appearance. of course, cats can just be small, just like humans are short sometimes, but i'm here to have fun, ok?

i also think scourge being intersex would be fun since he's a villain, and to be honest, not all intersex characters need to be good guys, we can have some evil in the mix. makes it fun! and since he's kind of related to squirrelstar, and in my headcanon she's also intersex, maybe there's a genetic variation that runs in the family, through jake!

-> 🌻🪻moonpaw

ID: Two images of Moonpaw from Warrior Cats against the Phox and Carpenter intersex flags. She's a ginger and black tortoiseshell and chimera she-cat. /End ID

sorry for the picture, only "official art" available. anyways, moonpaw is a chimera cat! this means she has two distinct sets of DNA, this is usually caused by embryos fusing. as i understand, most chimeras are intersex (don't want to say all because im not sure about this, so sorry), usually with a chromosomal variation, though others may occur. so much like redtail and sol, she is almost canonically intersex!

not much is known about her yet, but i think we need to show more love to intersex women, so any intersex woman rep is welcome to me (if well done). she's a newer character, so it would be neat if the authors took this chance to make it canon, but i doubt it, and i also doubt they'd do a good job...

-> well, that's all of them. i liked making this, i honestly want to make more but unsure what characters to do next. if you have your own headcanons, please share! 💛💜

[ad-caelestia]

citrus lavender cleansing water🪻🍋‍🟩

this recipe doesn't involve cooking or the use of fresh or dried herbs so it will have a shorter dwell time and be ready to use in about a week.

please note that this recipe is not meant for topical use or as a perfume - it's meant to be used as a cleansing/disinfectant solution.

ingredients:

10-15 drops of each: lavender, lemon, orange, and lime essential oils (depending on your total volume, adjust as you see fit)

undiluted 70% isopropyl alcohol will work in a pinch, but some people don't like the smell of it and prefer to use diluted grain alcohol (distilled water mixed with everclear or some other high proof alcohol)

sealable glass jar (mason jar would be good)

dark colored glass spray bottle

dilution for high ABV alcohols:

let's use vodka for this example: vodka is standardly 40% ABV (alcohol by volume) which isn't great for disinfecting or cleaning anything, really.

as per the CDC, you would need the alcohol to reach a concentration of 60% to 80% for it to be effective as such and for the oils to sufficiently dissolve - everclear is 190 proof or 95% ABV and would work great for this.

this super useful dilution calculator can help you figure out what ratio to use depending on the ABV you are trying to dilute, so that's pretty cool.

for example, using 12 fl oz of 95% ABV everclear combined with 4.286 fl oz of distilled water will reduce the ABV to 70%.

instructions:

once you've got your alcohol solution, whichever one you choose, you can add that plus the essential oils to the jar, seal, give it a good shake, and set it in a cool, dark place for about a week.

when the week is up, give it another good shake, funnel into a spray bottle, and it's ready to go!

pro tip: start the process a week before the next full moon so that when you open it, it can be imbued with lunar energy.

ideas for preparation and use:

wipe off your altar space, counters, tables, other surfaces, etc. (this doesn't have ammonia or vinegar in it so it's okay to use on stone and wood surfaces)

add to mop water

spray on doors

use to clean baseboards

clean your shower or tub

literally to wipe off anything that isn't super greasy as this is not a degreaser

good luck and if you try this out, let me know what you think!

i am not a scientist or chemist. i am a healthcare worker with a "fluff around and find out" mentality and use evidence based information to craft these recipes.

© 2024 𝚊𝚍-𝚌𝚊𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚊

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for telling on a classmate??

(tw for homophobia and antisemitism)

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(emoji so i can recognise it)

this is like really long, im sorry, i tend to ramble.

also my native language isnt english so i translated a few words i didnt really know with google translate which may be unreliable (talking specifically abt supervising teacher here, but i explained what it means just in case)

also i use all pronouns, listed my gender here as 'idk', so putting this here to clear it up

ok so this might sound really dumb but listen, in my (15idk) class there is this one guy, lets call him wit (15m) and ever since we started high school he's been really troublesome for other people. for further context hes very strongly catholic and frequently talks about his political opinions.

many students of our scholl agree that this would not be much of a problem if he kept at least some respect for others while doing it. wit is infamous in our school for making extremely homophobic and antisemetic comments, ranging from usage of derogatory language and insulting a guy in our class because he's partially ethnically jewish, to stating that homosexuality and transgenderism is mental illness, to saying gays should get shot, making up crazy statistics about pedophilia in the lgbtq+ community and taking a photo of himself doing the nazi salute while holding the flag of the third reich (we live in a country very heavily affected by the holocaust to this day. jesus christ dude). (note that our school has a quite large number of queer people so making these comments in such a public space is already a bit iffy imo.) he also states his opinions as fact, and when somebody tries to debate him on these things (he claims he's up for it) he keeps interrupting them, and in some cases calls them an idiot.

wit actually was in another class before, he switched to ours because his classmates and supervising teacher (translation might be wrong, went off google translate - i mean the teacher held responsible for what the kids in their class do) couldn't stand him (there are rumors that he tried to sue her actually?). our supervising teacher (29m) is well aware of this.

today, he was grading us on our behavior (idk if american schools do this?? it has to end up on our report cards at the end of the year here, we're graded once per semester) and the topic of wit's behavior came up. the day before this, he had gotten into an argument with this one girl, let's call her gabby (15f), because she had 'taken his seat' in our physics class (we don't have assigned seats, and the teacher invited a few kids from another class to write some missed assignments, so there were more students than chairs). wit started off calm, when gabby told him she was there first, he got mad and started shouting at her, and when she didn't want to give up her seat for him (she was calm about this!), he started to attempt to physically get her off the seat by pulling or pushing her off. as far as i know, three people in our class recorded this exchange.

wit got graded 5/6 for his behavior (very good) after our teacher vowed to lower it because of the amount of complaints he was getting about his behavior. this was before our teacher found out about yesterday's situation. today we had two classes with him and he was going to dedicate both to talking about our behavior grades, so we told him about how wit acted yesterday. our teacher was reasonably a little pissed at wit for getting physical, as well as shouting at a classmate. wit tried to defens himself saying he was calmly telling 'this unruly, undeserving of such respect girl' to piss off, but as i said, several people in our class had video evidence of what he did.

the conversation quickly shifted from just the fight in physics to wit's respect for others (or, more appropriately, the lackthereof). this is when his rampant homophobia was brought up. several people in our class voiced their concerns about how most of us feel really uncomfortable when this dude's out there wishing death on all queers. our teacher was really mad at him for continuing making his homophobia this public when he was already repeatedly told that he makes people uncomfortable with it. we also brought up him calling people who dare not have the same beliefs as him idiots and left-wingers (as an?? insult??).

wit's behavior grade was changed to 4/6 (good)

after class, our class president (15f) and i went up to our teacher to show him screenshots of wit being transphobic, not to humiliate him further, but to provide proof of the claims about him still openly hating the lgbtq.

wit seemed to notice this because a few hours after school he texted me to talk about this situation. it started with him being frustrated about getting a 4, then saying he believes he should get at LEAST a 5 (note: he cited 'i respect others' as a reason, lol) and then it very quickly spiraled into him shit-talking gabby and our class president (he called gabby 'wild' and our prez toxic). i told him that he should be happy hes only being graded based on two months (our teacher said he's only taking the time wit was in our class into account, imo this isnt fair at all but ok), when his behavior was somehow better here than previously and that the girls deserved their grades (gabby got a 5, prez got a 6, both are very helpful and in my experience very kind people) and that the reason his grade was lowered was because of the lack of respect for others he was demonstrating right in that moment. he then said i was fake and called me a kabel (polish slang for snitch basically)

i talked to my parents about today, and they said wit is a bad person, but is in the right in my conversation with him. i disagree tbh but im also not entirely convinced im right either because i might have taken it a bit far, but idk, aita??

also im so so so sorry this ended up being ao long, i didn't realize how chaotic this story is until i wrote it all down lol

What are these acronyms?

[cyber-therian]

// vague trauma mention, literally just the word “trauma”

mm not me specifically because we swapped hosts but prev host (secondary host now) used to experience this a lot before we entered our relationship. we have always figured its to due with her mood stability issues, trauma, and desire to be wanted/important. it got extreme and im thankful now that we have the stability to no longer seek what we once did. also worth noting that we are/were hypersexual, which was much more intense during that time, and is much lesser now.

we also believed that we were a gay man, and so the flirty attitude had no actual feelings of attraction behind them. very much confusing and caused us to struggle to accept that we are not, in fact, sexually or romantically attracted to most men. (current host speaking is a gay man, but the body experiences no rom/sx attraction to men).

not implying that this is the cause of your experience but wanted to reply to this just to give my own perspective :]

Does anyone else randomly get in this flirty, lovey dovey mood? I notice I do sometimes and it confuses me because I have no desire for a relationship at the moment + aroace, and also have no one to be flirty with.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Whenever Hannah joined she accidentally summoned a crap ton of memories for Ash. (this comes from the fact Ash used to make videos about The Dsmp) Ash couldn't remember for the life of him where he saw her from but she was very familiar. As Ash kept thinking about it Ash realized that He watched a Show Hannah was on. After that he actually started referencing said Show out of the fact that it hopefully would give Hannah a good first impression of him. (he internally thought that Hannah would be rude like SOME other past cast members.) but although it brought up bad memories since just like the STARR series “Outsiders” The other series “The Dreamscape” all things that appeared on the screen, was true. Well to most of the cast members atleast, some of the others were Directors driving the forces of the “Storg” or influencing the members the same way they did with the Outsiders. Unfortunately one series ended in some escaping, the other ended in death. The dead ending bringing the most attention which was why it ended later than the Outsiders. But all of the true member of the Dreamscape were in just as much torment as the Outsiders. Luckily one Ash was made clear of that he explained that, he empathized with her. Since Ash is in a similar seat (although the Ksmp was more thoughtful and concise.) Ash still eeriely had nightmares of it, granted he knew good and well it was all in good fun. Which wasn't the same for the Dreamscape. Hannah thanked him and he explained the jokes were in all Good fun. She didn't mind that, but having the memories brought back up pained her especially after just rejoining a Simulation (In this Thingy SMPS = SIMS and it to the Characters its all real, unless stated otherwise by 4th wall breaks. Say like Ash in the Ksmp!) So she went back to the base and got better gears. She then met up with Red, and they got into a topic of past shows. Whenever Hannah made an off topic of the Dreamscape they had a conversation of their pains with their respective series. They bonded over their pains and their knowledge learned from the shows. :)

- 👾🪻 Anon

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🛣️ (Mod Roadtrip) 🧦 The Night System Invisible Anon 🍀💚 💠💌 💜🟦 🌈 ⛏️🪦 🌲🐰 💛 🩹☁️ 🪙💀 🕸️ 🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛ ✨💫 🐞☀️ Nero 🐇 🪼🌙🗯️ 🌟🪦 Sem' System 🧪 🃏 🐋 [[Neon Bridge System]] / 🟢🌉 🟧 🌦️ ♠️ [🦋] anon The Iris System / 🌈👾 Dialup Network ✒️📼 YggySys Sega System 🌪️🎈 🧬 C&C 🌳 🩷💜🐦 🌪🐾 🌧️⁂ 🌌 🎞️ The Dreamer System The Deck of Cards Sys 💻 The Harvest System and/or ☀️🌾 Abbreviators Anonymous System / 💠🫠 The Corporate Tower a pissed off lichen ☁️🐝 💜😶‍🌫️ e.s. ⚜️ 💛🐉 Unknown / 🐾🏳️‍🌈 {💥🖋} The Rainforest Hotel The Collectives The Featherlight Collective 💌🍴 ⛈️ / Lightning Storm Sys 🦔🫀 ✨✨ 🎭 👁📚 / The Archive System / The Archivists 👁📺 🐍♾ 🚨 🌺❄️ ⭐️🤘 system 💙🔥 ┈ ⚔️ ✦ (Formerly known as || 🎧 ✦) ♟ 🎺🐄 The Hounds' Realm The Black Mesa system 🌮🐈‍⬛ nw💫 🌑👥✨ rabbitheart collective (Formerly known as skyboxsys) UnknownOS 🐾🌸 👑 sys 🎻 🪶🐸 [[Prime Directive]] -fsys The Blitz Batch CIC🌐 🌳💥 👁️🌌 shared memories median 🌌♾️ Radio Static System 🍣🍱 sys Median Dragon Collective the turnip collective 🌠🔮 / ender eyes Garden-of-Monsters 🦠🐾 The First Ones Squadron📜🗡️ Nicole (i think) The Maple System 🍁 Starry Nights Co ghost.os 🍒sys cabbage soda collective ✨🕯️ ☀️🌊/🌊☀️ ✨⚫️✨ the legion system 🖤🪄 🌌💫 golden void crew 🌘✨ 🌳🏠 💜🟦♦️ Patchwork System Real Funny Squad 🪤✨ 🌿 The Analog Sys The Teacake Cluster the Eldritch Enclave 🐀 📼 The Big Brother House Paranormal The Radio Waves 🩶 🌌Paradox (~~ 💎📶 / crystalline.network) 🎼TSS sundaysociety 🐾🌫 ☀️💭 🍄🌌 moth system the reckoning TOWC 🌿🧺 🩸🕳️ 4️⃣🦝 🦑🏠 IPI 💐🌼🔅 🍃 the 🌌🌱 collective 🎭🌀 TINS Galaxy Brain Sys 🎭✨ 🪴🏠 🍰♡ the Labyrinth system 💭🌎 💫✨ the leaf mischief 🎨✨ 🪱🐉 🌋🌐 system 🍄⛺ 🐎 🎸🎃 🧃☻ 🌊 CC system The Dreamy Horrors Symphony 🫖🌹 (Tea Rose Cafe) ☁️🏠 The Syndicate the uncharted system 🍇✨ IHS⁰⁵ 🔮🗒️🖍️ Sewage System 🥩🎉🍕 🐝💝 ~ 🌱 ~ 💌 🌌🦭 🎲 🐦‍⬛🌄 system 🍊 🐺💥 ✈️💥 👓👓 🪰🌲 📺 TV System 🐧🎸 🌕🗝 🦈 biohazard WS★ the amazing digital storm cloud circus Purple People System 🎪💫🎡 ♟💭 the soupy system 🐾🪓 👀🖤 🐞🌈 sparkle sparkle gambling system 🧀 Sharkfeed System Lunar Collective 🌌🐚 Cosmonautilus Collective The Factory System 🦋🌕 state sys / 🌫️ (⭐) 🥩🦴 Celestial Stories Collective ( 📖 🌌 ) 🎩👁 the eco-system 🌌✨️ 🎪🌈 🪶📜 🪦🌸 Rean the garden party 🫖🍵🥟🍙 Tulpar Collective 🐈🐕💀🌳 the medusa system theprecuresystem 🪻sys The Cult Collective 🕛🌫️ 💫🌱 ☕️🪶 ✨️🍄 the starlight legion (🌆☄️) the Chiaroscuro Collective 🦉🌙 🗡️🌫️ 🌈🔀 🐺🎀🔪🧠 OSS 📺🔘 🕳️🐀 Aurora sys 📓📖 😶🔇 Void collective 🌫️🌲 :1

there's so many anons wow :0