#🧸.matchup

[darlingpwease]

♡ Max (anon), if you were a character in a novel, I would ship you with...

luo binghe

you can say 'ok, but crybabies aren't my type, didn't I say that', and you'll probably think the same when you meet him for the first time. innocent lamb, white lotus — not exactly your type, especially when you dress in black and like to scare yourself with scary things, finding comfort in uncomfortable, while LUO BINGHE is rather friendly and hardworking, steadfastly enduring all the troubles and remaining bright and positive, maybe a little crazy.

yes? yes?

no.

LUO BINGHE is the type who goes to the maximum and reaches the extreme in all respects and expressions — love, hate, joy, grief; he is very intense and emotionally filled, and his demonic heritage brings everything to a particularly high degree (especially in those versions where he gets a xinmo). no one is particularly interested in your view of the situation when your shidi's gaze clings to your figure and he reaches the point of no return, catching something in your eyes that makes everyone around fade against your background.

on the subject of relationships closer to 'The Heathers', especially when LUO BINGHE feels that he is about to lose you and everything that he craves, becoming especially anxious and aggressive, changing the personality of a fluffy puppy who, instead of barking, babbles like "shixiong shixiong shixiong" — to a grinning wolf that drags and carries away. LUO BINGHE is a "black sheep", but an intelligent black sheep, who understands too easily how best to 'hoe' and care for you, and what should be avoided so as not to push you away.

you may be tempted to push him away instantly, avoiding the young man out of disdain or antipathy — but in the end it will still lead you into his hands, especially when you realize that it is much easier and better to accept than trying to push or avoid, only provoking and teasing LUO BINGHE, who has long learned, that love must be earned, and it is in your best interest to love him without violence.

he will only encourage you if you are banned stayed in a house and will not get out anywhere except with him and at night. home is the fortress of your relationship, where he can always come back and grab you, knowing that no one will try to take you away — especially after what he will arrange if you decide to leave — and that he can always return home, where you are waiting for him.

LUO BINGHE is pretty much a trophy husband and boytoy, but closer to the point that he sits and smiles beautifully, playing with his hair, cooking your favorite food, bringing your favorite books and shamelessly pampering you — only to drag you home at maximum speed as soon as there is a threat that someone wants to "take"you. is he acting like an obsessive puppy? maybe, but when he turns around you, constantly sticking in and almost growling, you forced to give in if you don't want to experience various ethical manipulations afterward, the essence of which is to force you to be in a corner and agree with him.

is he clingy? more than that, but you refuse to have to go with it — after all, he is still sweet, innocent, kind and caring, happy to go everywhere with you, indulging your lazy life and accepting you as he is, expecting you to do exactly the same.

but he's still a white lotus, right?

[angeliicheartt]

andd I know I just requested a smau but may I get a haikyuu matchup please with a shinsou cherry on top? 🙇🏻‍♀️

oky so I'm a typical quiet around other people but cannot shut up when I'm with my friends type of person!! though my love language may be sarcasm and teasing, I always mean well and I make sure I don't go too far with my jokes:) I'm also a bit of a mom friend I guess? whenever I'm out with friends, I tend to bring extra bottles of water, pieces of scratch paper so if ever we had to sit on the ground they could, I help out with a pot of their academic stuff too!! not only to my friends, but a lot of people, given that I've been a "student leader" I guess they'd say for a few years now! on that note, I'm practically married to my academics 🙏🏼 academic validation is a huge huge thing for me I don't think i could live without it</3 I'd say I'm pretty decent at balancing my school life and social life though! since I do lots of things around school, i know and befriend a lot of people as well!! and and I'm OBSESSED with collecting polaroids, stickers, notepads, markers, anything I could personalize everything I own basically. I live by the saying "persoalize everything or die with nothing to your name" 🫡

I guess that's it!! thankyouuu lots if you do this!! 🫶🏻

ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴜᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍɪʏᴀᴍᴏʀᴀᴛꜱᴜᴍᴜᴜ !

a/n: hope u enjoy cutie <3

i match you with.. keiji akaashi!

lucky u, u got pretty boy 'kaashi

trio with him and bokuto obviii

u got roped into being team manager, so u and keiji take care of the team together (for the most part)

able to just sit in silence or listen to whatever you decide to yap about

watches you and bokuto interact like its a whole youtube video, just listening until one of you acknowledge him (not that he minds)

study. dates.

and then study dates being crashed by bokuto who is still failing math besides having two of the top students help him study

it takes bokuto way too long to catch onto the both of your feelings, and then thinks hes doing something when he makes u and keiji sit next to eachother during your group study session (you guys usually sit next to eachother anyway)

u got the perfect boyfriend i fear 😞

[zomb-rabbit]

Hai!! match up? :O hope this is done right lolz.

I have an emo style. I wear alot of dark toned colors & band tees with classic skinny jeans. + too much jewelry. I have short shag style hair & it’s dyed black. medium body type. I’m slightly on the chubbier side. (i only have ear piercings.) I have a bunch of scars :p With personality, I’m introverted. I’m a little on the sad side but can cheer up on a whim! On the outside I’m friendly, kinda shy & awkward. When someone knows me: I’m very open and outgoing. I can be affectionate with & talkative.

I’m described as very honest and open. A little down & emotional. I either have a mellow mood or i’m bouncing off the walls. I’m also very sensitive. I’m very expressive of my moods & interests. (i may be a little obnoxious.) I’m stubborn! Partner preferences: Someone very understanding and can be patient with mental health. Supportive & can deal with someone a little dependent. Someone who is be able to deal with difficult times, as well as the positive & fun ones! (l am someone who’s extra to begin with.)

I would want long term in a relationship. something serious & deep. With qualities: I would like someone who’s a good listener & someone who can handle mental health issues & understand me. Someone who is very patient ! Maybe likes staying in & being able to care for me :3 (whilst being kind & understanding. ^_^)

- 🧸

AAA I HOPE THIS IS OKAY !!! I TRIED TO MAKE IT SO IT COULD GO PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC ILYSM

Marble Hornets ;

i think you could work well with Hoodie :) i think he'd be a good listener for when you wanna rant about whatever it is you're interested in atm, your feelings, stressors- whatever it is you're getting some VERY intrigued nods from him. i don't think he would mind you being dependent on him- if anything he might prefer it, he likes feeling needed. would care for you as best he can, and try to acclimate to your feelings :)

Creepypasta ;

for creepypasta, i can see it going one of two very different ways- EJ or Nina :) Jack would be a great listener and would love to stay up late and just be around you sharing the space than go out most of the time; and he can also totally understand if you're not feeling your best. I'm leaning a lot more towards Nina, though, because i feel like it's a very introvert and their emotional support extrovert. she's such a ray of sunshine that loves SO hard, she'd support you however she felt she could. if you're not feeling 100%, she is doing everything in her power to cheer you up !!! she's a sweetheart that wants the best for both of you and can happily handle your different moods/energies. both of them would definitely appreciate your honesty and be happy to listen to you talk about your interests.

[boytoykevinday]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

2/?

📜 realexyblog

haiku because exy is back:

GOD, why are my teams

SO fucking bad at exy?

FUCK this FUCKING sport.

#and i watch sports for why? entertainment? no way

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♛ queen-of-exy

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! KEVIN DAY IS A QUEEN SHES LITERALLY A QUEEN ITS ON HER FACE

💃fox-me-up follow

queen on the court, pillow princess on the mattress amiright

♛ queen-of-exy

ive never felt more understood, I am kissing you w tongue

#marry me tumblr user fox me up

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🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

i'm just gonna say it. i know we're all thinking it. jeremy knox eats ass like it's his JOB.

👁 jean-mor-uhoh

babe literally no one was thinking that but i'm proud of you for speaking your truth

#we're friends but what cost. when all u talk about is jeremy knox eating ass.

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🧚 goalie-stan

#dan wilds #psu

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🌄 softkevinday follow

He lived. He served cunt. He died. He was Resurrected. Served more cunt.

#kevin day

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

absolutely busted a fucking nut watching kevin day switch hands like that oh my god my nut was so forceful it created a new dimension.

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hey can i join you in that dimension

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

Sure, just bring some snacks or something

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hell yeah!!!!!!

#thanks youre the best do you like doritos?

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😎 foxyknoxy

the best exy team in the nation is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE how many of those students even go to the games when your school is full of artists and theater kids. your student section must be wACK

😎 foxyknoxy

*sorry, 2nd best exy team in the nation

#fuck you theater kids!!!!!!!! can't even appreciate a good sport !!!!! anyway go trojans

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard should get a little bite and chew. As a reward. Maybe a small gnaw. nomnomnom Maaaaaybe as a treat he can rip a throat out, but only if he's really really good

#only if he's REALLY GOOD and maybe tests negative for rabies but whatever you can't win em all

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

favourite exy rarepair????

☀️ usctrojanny

ACTUALLY !!!!! was thinking about this earlier and while ive never seen anyone talk about it.......aaron minyard and neil josten would be 👀 kinda cute???

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

omg wait why have I never thought about guys before!!!!!!!! noooo why did you say this, i can totally see it!!!!!! Neil would probably have to lean down to kiss aaron 🥺 do u think he has ever had to lean down to kiss someone 😭

☀️ usctrojanny

And obviously, u know me, im always here for a striker/backliner matchup

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

this is all i'm going to think about for the rest of my life now, thanks, fuck you

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👅 nastyneiljosten

I want to put neil josten in a jar and shake the jar so violently he turns into sludge and then pour a drop of that sludge on to a petri dish so I can see what kind of bacteria he produces.

🦩 exyonmymind follow

what happens to the rest of the sludge?

👅 nastyneiljosten

*sluuuuuuurp* *swallowing sounds* *sluuuurp* *gargle gargle* *more swallowing sounds* yummy yummy in my tummy

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🐋 sexyexy

headcannon that neil josten is so feral bc andrew bit him and gave him rabies so now he's a literal rabid dog

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

You can't make headcannons about real people don't be freaks

🐋 sexyexy

exy players aren't real they're my little dolls that I can put into any situations I want and you can't stop me

#thanks anyway did u know andrew minyard gave neil josten rabies

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🧸 mreow-bearcats-mreow

ARE THOSE REFS FUCKING BLIND ????????!

#exy lb

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

Kiss cams are only acceptable during sporting events if they zoom in on two players

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

ok but what if they're wearing a face mask

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

smash your cages together obviously, don't be a pussy #love wins

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

fair enough

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🌸 softexy

Andrew and Aaron Minyard

#exy #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #palmetto foxes #psu #web weave #poetry

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[iheartchv]

Heyy, i really love your matchup idea and really hope you could match me too ☺️

So about me :)

I am 22 and from Europe. I am on the curvier side and really like everything related to beauty and selfcare.

I am a vegetarian and really love to cook and bake and to try out new recipes. I am also kinda creative and love to craft some diy presents

I am a practicing witch who really is into astrology and divination but i would also love to learn more about herbology.

I love a good romantasy book as well as a nice romcom. Otherwise i am a clumsy, sarcastic and kind human being that loves animals and is obsessed with birds (especially with geese)

🤔 I match you with...

König 👑

Possible matches: Ghost

*Goose/Goose girl

I think König would be a match for you

He met you while he was on a mission close to your area

You were helping out with an event within your community

Everyone loved your baking

Away from the crowd you saw König (without mask and wearing civilian clothes)

He was hard to miss, being so tall

You wanted to give him a cookie but figured he wanted to be alone

That's what you thought at first

But you couldn't keep your gaze away from him

König felt eyes on him and saw you looking at him

His heart jumped when he noticed your small smile

Was you smiling at him?

Was you even looking at him?

He saw you coming over

He kept telling himself to be cool, stay calm and collected

This was part of the mission: to blend in

"Hi"

Your voice drew him out of his thoughts

He felt some calm aura coming from you

Perhaps it was your eyes, or your warm smile

Or the herbal scent coming from you

"Hello..."

"I... couldn't help but notice you not getting in line so I thought I could bring my cookies to you"

You offered him one

"They're homemade"

"Oh... uhm, danke, thank you"

He tried it and felt the taste melt on his tastebuds

This was better than most food he's ever had

"That's really good"

You beamed up at him, feeling happy

"I'm glad you like it. Oh, I've gotta get back to work. It was nice to meet you"

Seeing you go made König feel anxious again

He had to see you again, even if you weren't part of the mission

However, you were taken hostage along with other random people

After what seemed like forever, a recon team came to rescue you all

One particular tall masked sniper caught your attention as he untied your restaints

"Are you alright?"

The voice sounded familiar

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to help you."

His voice was filled with urgency, but promising safety

His gloved hand reached for yours

You slowly took his hand, taking in the size difference for a second

He took you in his arms and walked like you weighed nothing

It took you a bit but you figured out who he was as you listened to his voice yelling out commands to his team

"It's you... the guy I gave one of my cookies to"

"Ja..."

❤

König is a sweetheart

Well, he's sweet to you

He will give you all the cuddles and kisses in the world

With you he feels like he can relax

He's a teddy bear 🧸 underneath the rough exterior

You will use him as a personal body pillow at night

But he doesn't mind

You're so small and don't take up room anyway

He loves nestling his nose into your hair, breathing in your scent

Your scent just calms him down

You're so soft and warm... he could fall asleep

"Mien Liebling, you're so adorable"

"My little bird"

Will nickname you "Goose"

Along with other cute pet names

Or sometimes call you *Gans/Die Gänsemagd

If he sees some figurine or something resembling a goose, he will get it for you

Gifts is one König's love languages

I headcanon he is also a creative person

He'll absolutely love anything you make him

You can count on him to try cooking with you

He's surprisingly not bad

For dessert he'll want those cookies of yours

Because when he eats them, it takes him back to the first day you two met

[summernightsdawn]

A LETTER TO YOU !

handwritten letter // matchup event

hello and welcome !! handwritten letter is a little project i've made out of pure boredom, in which you send in asks and i reply with a character i think fits your tastes !!

matchups temporarily closed ( further information under cut )

simple guideline and rules ;;

i. as you know, this is a matchup event - send in some of your basic personality traits, hobbies, likes and pet peeves. you can send in whatever you'd like - it's preferable to add your preferred gender, age, and type.

ii. ageless asks will auto to an adult.

iii. anons must be signed under a nickname or emoji combo ( 🧸 anon ,, ziah ,, etc. ) if not, i'll be picking out a little trait i found unique in you hh ( anon that likes _ ,, etc. )

iv. you may request more than one character, but you have a limit of five.

v. you can request for more than one fandom under one ask.

fandoms i write for ;;

vi. i prefer to do things one-by-one ( for anyone wondering when their request will come !! :3 )

vii. whenever my inbox reaches a certain amount or i have a busy schedule, i close my requests for a bit and open back up once i've done 35% of my requests (for anyone that's wanting to send in a request 😭 )

i. genshin impact

ii. honkai: star rail

iii. reverse: 1999

iv. twisted wonderland

v. obey me! swd/nb

vi. project sekai

[seoulmatez]

this week’s ‘rin-cap’ (haha, get it — recap > rincap?? lol i’ll stop) of the bllk episode! down below to spare anyone who does not care from scrolling past my yap :3

my most common complaint persists : not enough rin 😔 but!!! i did quite enjoy his little matchup with karasu! 🧸 nonnie, our boys are fighting but they are serving face while doing so mhm mhm :3

and of course who would rin be if he wasn’t voicing his dislike of isagi lol. uh. . . the sweat. . . i will keep those thoughts to myself :D doesn’t he just look so kissable here though?!?!? like i MUST smooch him. i will die if i don’t

not rin related but this was too funny not to include lol otoya and his ninja art flirting techniques!! look, i will not lie, those probably would have worked on me lmao

[geeksauruse]

Hii! I’m not super sure how matchup requests work but may I please have a matchup with a bayverse turtle if that’s alright? I’m 5’2, petite, (too) pale with freckles, I have long (40inch) brown hair that i love letting my friends play with and style, um I’m pretty calm and my friends say I’m “the embodiment of tiny flowers” and “10/10 must hug” (I don’t get it :,3) I love flowercore and lovecore and wear dresses and skirts in any pastel color but mainly pinks and yellows and purples<33 Donnie is my crush but I would love to see who others think I’d pair with! I hope this wasn’t a bother and that you’re having a good day! Thank you so much for taking the time to read this okay byeee!<333333

totally fine that your new to match ups! Any way sorry for the wait on this ,for the Bayverse  boys I tie you with Donnie and Raphael but I would pair you with…

Raphael!

Not going to lie, Raph really was hesitant to trust you, and when he say you around his brother Donnie and how sweet you were he was scared that you would be scared of him.

He’s pretty intimidating so he went to your best friend Donnie for advice on approaching you.

It was a messy meeting, it kinda when along the lines of him giving himself a pep talk, walking up to you and saying that you looked nice in the old timey sweater you wore.

Except, he don’t say it well…

“ nice sweater yer wearing,did ya did it in a thrift store?”

Not your best comment Raphael.

Thankfully he made it up with an” it matches yer hair”

From then on you two only grew closer and when he realised he had feeling he tried his hardest to suppress them, in the early parts of your friendship you told him you had a crush on his purple masked wearing brother.

It made it so much harder because he loved everything about you, and how different you two were.

He loved the Color’s you wore without a doubt to the point that he made you a sweater in your favourite pastel colours.

He loved how calm and kind you were, whenever he got mad or almost blew up at Leo, he started to see you and your comforting vibes of calm and serenity.

Thinks your size difference is the cutest thing and he secretly loves to pick you up because  it’s the closest thing to a hug that he’s willing to give( to manly to give hugs in public or private)

He liked you a lot but didn’t want to come between you and Donnie, so he just resented  himself for not being good enough for someone as sweet and small as you.

Turns out that crush had left after your relationship with Raphael had stated to bloom, you thought he was ignoring you now cause you did something.

Confronting him went as this, you ask him what’s wrong, states that you like donnie and not him( insert sad insecure boy) and you have to tell him you did like him.

Bro is confused af.

What did you just say?

When y’all started to date, he started knitting more and more floral things, he even makes you a daisy out of a small peice of wood for your birthday.

He loves to get you gifts and little things he thinks your like.

Raphael needs someone who is sweet and kind but can put him back in his place if he’s in the wrong or to at least be able to calm him down when he is in a rage.

You check both of these boxes so he fell for you!

Hope you enjoyed your matchup, have a great day!🌈❤️😊🐢✨😌🧸🌸💜🙃🌧️🌹🥲🧡🌟😍🤗💐🤟💖🌻👍🪷🌺✅

[suguru-getos]

hiihii hope im not too late to ask for a genshin matchup ^^ but first i love ur writing sm and the way u characterize alhaitham and kaveh ahh 🥺 u deserve the 2k and here's to more milestones!!

im a virgo sun, aquarius moon, and cancer rising.. my personality type is an infj, though it changes from time to time, recently.. honestly? im really shy/introverted and i have a hard time making friends (i mean id want to sometimes, because yk loneliness.. but the process is just too bothersome and tiring for me..) but i somehow end up having to take the leader role in 75% of groupworks :') i like art history, music (mostly rnb and indie), thrillseeking activities (ziplines, rappelling, etc.), tennis and studying psychology!! i ramble a lot about my stance on random topics once you get to know me.. but i do try to keep it under control ^^

i rlly love ur work and look forward to more !!!

Omgosh! 🥺🤍 I’m so glad you liked my characterization of them bois. I love both of them sm! Thank you sweetheart 🧸💋

En’s 2k Event:

I match you up with Kaeya Alberich <3

This man just woke up one day, and decided to stick to you like glue. Don’t get me wrong, but he is smug and outright dangerous when he flirts. As to why did he fall in love with you? He is observant as hell, and noticed how you could take on even the most difficult of tasks alotted by Jean.

Being the Cavalry captain, there was an eerie aura of cockiness in his demeanor which he didn’t see in you. You were also a high ranked member of the Knights of Favonious. That intrigued him beyond belief, and somehow he loved partnering up with you.

Doesn’t tell anyone about the reason behind his eye-patch as we all know. But to you? He has no issues confessing about it. He feels oddly trustful of you, oddly comforted by your presence.

He will ask you by framing/designing a new whole mission for you, filled with clues and in the end you will find him smugly walking towards you and asking you out :v what a drama queen istg.

As much as he likes interrupting people and beinf a nuisance (especially to Diluc) you can find him to be a fairly good listener <3 he also doesn’t leave you alone much. Will get offended if you don’t label him as your #1 bestie.

[darlingpwease]

♡♡ Cale (anon), if you were a character in a novel, I would ship you with...

'I always getting myself stuck in drama I mean I like drama but I don't want to be in it' sounds like a challenge to make drama /hj

cw slightly nsfw

nie huaisang

fandom's main sweethearts — a guy who behaves like a crybaby but is the smartest bitch and a guy who teases but at the same time would rather die than step over the threshold of the house. there are so many metas about who is the main abuser in your couple and why your couple is not an abuse and there are even several posts "why does everyone call it problematic when there is nothing problematic? antis now believe that couples is obliged to tell each other only sweet things?? teasing is now an abuse???" "it's not teasing it's BULLYING it's ABUSE"

your dynamic is the most favorite for creating any content. two little blorbos in modern au who are engaged in pinning since no one takes the first step; NIE HUAISANG who needs grounding after his brother's death and he manipulates and pulls strings here and there so that you are always with him, since you are the only thing that now gives him a sense of peace and security; you is probably too fond of NIE HUAISANG and constantly teases him mixed with demands to stay at home with you, but NIE HUAISANG is fine because 'Nie Huaisang Is A Good Friend (he's not a friend)'; mermaid!NIE HUAISANG who is under your supervision and gradually falling in love; princess!NIE HUAISANG, who is very much ok with living with the dragon and no longer wants to get married and rule some state since he can stay with you. the most popular thing is that redesign of the meme 'Ariana Grande Licking a Lollipop' where NIE HUAISANG looks at you while nie mingjue looks out from around the corner. is it cursed? absolutely. just like that ship.

In any case, you would be a wonderful match! NIE HUAISANG is very loyal and adoring for his darling, but prone to long silent pinning, even if this is not what he wants, but not that losing you clumsily confessing his feelings was his desire. You won't find any problems there with your introversion or the quality of a stay-at-home -no, of course, he could try to do something, but why? Your unwillingness to meet someone else only means that the chance of you having someone undesirable is lower, which is only more profitable for NIE HUAISANG — he will indulge your introversion and avoidance of people; he himself has an extremely amazing talent to read people and understand how to interact better to achieve the desired result, and his current the ideal result is your dependence on him as the only one with whom you are socially comfortable.

Do you have any other friends? Not very well, but, fortunately, you won't immediately notice that something is wrong when they become less likely to make contact, and eventually leave you — but you have NIE HUAISANG! And he brought things that give you comfort! And he is always there, soft and warm, tolerating you and giving you peace! And he's so timid, but affectionate and tenacious, but you don't get the feeling that he's suffocating you. His penchant for drama is combined with your sense of humor; he remembered charmingly blushes when you tease him and can portray (staged) tears if he sees that you want to see it. When it comes to emotions, NIE HUAISANG is extremely labile and easily mimicking, looking at your reaction to certain actions (not planned by him at all) and checks how far it can go.

Besides, well, objectively speaking, will you meet an even bigger simp than him? Even if NIE HUAISANG looks like a timid squirrel, innocent and skittish crybaby, he is the type who can kill or be what he needs to be to get what he wants. He has problems coping on his own, often needing outside support, but when NIE HUAISANG chooses a goal, he goes to it, no matter if it's roads or someone's heads, and the fact that you are introverted saves a lot of destinies.

Fortunately, you will quickly get used to your situation — NIE HUAISANG seems like a cute sunshine that always stays with you while others leave, and even if he is clingy and sticky, reacting with delight like a puppy from any of your caresses, he always remains flexible. Especially for your reactions. NIE HUAISANG lives off emotions — yours; as soon as he sees that something causes you more momentum, he goes with it.

You may not be quite sure if you understand the situation correctly when your gentle and soft NIE HUAISANG bites you while fucking on the kitchen table with you because he wants to know something about you about your "friend" or has suspicions that you are thinking about someone else, but that's okay! Really — even when your back is scratched, and there are a few bruises on his body here and there, but not that he has anything to be ashamed of in the house with his husband; or when he squeaks while you're hammering into him after he's behaved like a brat again, provoking you, because never never never your attention is not enough, and if he can, he will force you to look at him and only at him.

mo ran

problematic. so problematic. everyone looks and says that these are two gremlins biting each other, and that's true — but, apart from that, almost all the works with you contain smut, while those that do not contain just haven't received a chapter with a similar age restriction yet. however, at the same time, this is the thorn where everyone understands that it easily becomes "sharper and darker" in the same way as "lighter and lighter" and tacitly agree that yes, they are fucked up, but how!

you are so different: MO RAN is an aggressive wild extrovert, while you are just as aggressive introvert; he is chatty and bright, while you are silent and muted; after all, he is a dog, while you are a cat, — but damn him if he walks past you without catching on and not realizing that he would do anything to have a chance. MO RAN is the embodiment of 'ride or die', and if he feels an impulse, he goes, no matter how hard you push him away or try to wriggle out, because if the impulse happened, then a chemical reaction happened, and even if he is as dumb as a dog with what is happening on a carnal level, MO RAN is more than familiar.

sexual attraction is established immediately and, even if you are, well, not at all the type who is interested in sex with everyone, MO RAN is a dog who always clearly makes it clear what he wants, and, well, dogs don't treat rejection very well — and it's not about forcing (it's not that bad), but you know that if you don't get the upper hand over the dog, then the dog will get the upper hand over you, and the first stage of your relationship is exactly the period where he is looking for what command you want to give or do nothing, andadjusts in the future depending on this.

although he is an extrovert, MO RAN does not try to force you to go out, quite satisfactorily hiding you in his chest while rest in your house, next to which no one lives — not that he would mind taking his baobei to some restaurant, protecting you like a guardian, but if you do not want, then who is he like that to force you? he may be sexually aggressive, but in decisions he is always more submissive, reacting with aggression only if someone flirts with you — and, even if you are an introvert, you really better not aggravate his mental health, giving all sadistic and cruel tendencies to be outside when he eventually breaks down and knocks out (will kill you if you are not around) someone who will be too persistent.

however, MO RAN is more than good at communication! he is very good at words and can support your jokes or style, and although it will be difficult for you to embarrass him with teasing, he is sensitive to the manifestation of love and willingly wags his tail at it. dark sense of humor cannot confuse him, as well as your straightforwardness or bluntness — MO RAN himself is no better, even if at first he will say that this is obviously not the case, as if he did not specially cook spicy dishes for you for several hours just to show how good he is and say that he did not cook quite for you but since you are here, then you can taste and give him your assessment (and you yourself are no longer sure whether he is flirting or proudly showing off.)

(wow, some sweet pieces! well, he will make you a little, just in case you cry after a spicy meal or something like that, he did not think about you at all during cooking and does not want your cooking, aha...)

[vallerianella]

hi yoomf if its too much thats fine but uh offers up my pastel guns of death and mr electric

Nutshell explanations uh

🧸70 smth chr. but 22 biologically, vv sweet cope kind if ur nice to him if ur not uh u get jail time in unending loop of the worst day you've ever had ^-^

🚀19. Imagine shojo boysmell older brother who used to be a bully and still has a bit of that in him but overall is very chill. Also engineer major lmao

🔗 immortal so idk if it applies but lets just say 18💀. actual delinquent whos very stubborn about what he believes in but willing to fight tooth and nail for the people he finds worthy

omg ofc oomf ^_^ collecting all ur ocs like pokemon hehehe

🧸 lotsie:

gallerian morta 🧺what if we both had abandonment issues and wanted eien 🖐️

da synergy with their disposition is nice u_u … my diplomatic pacifist calm soothing smileys who care for the dorm… nothings wrong with having a severe attachment to the construct of dorm members guys

an interesting dichotomy is perhaps how they view da concept of everyone leaving you 🧐 gallerian’s less nihilistic, and arguably more romanticized about it — considers it something akin to a bird finally leaving its nest. maybe, probably?...

🚀 saturn:

swipes occult prez elaine perleau @ u 🥛 ^_^ commander of evil dolls (infested with ghost friends. his fear abt dolls coming to life has been realized). tie her dolls to rockets i think itd be funny

when they both terrorise each other w/o knowing 💀 elaine’s not very good with social people or loud noises or like. anything. this world is terrifying. turns into the screaming man portrait when she sees his explosives attached to mr guinness III (doll she left lying around)

she seems to have no problem with blasting and exploding enemies on online games, though?…

🔗 durante:

gives u a bird girl… 🦂da aesthetics matchup in my head…

she’s somewhat of a demigod herself! or well. a creature who delegates (not) justice. gives you your last meal on deathrow before you enter the cycle to reincarnate ^_^. satine’s been let off her role recently.

generally speaking, she’s not the one who slams the gavel and decides whose evil, and doesn’t seem to have any particular opinion of those she deals with. if I say foils with dude tied up with what he considers right and girl whose indifferent despite supposedly embodying it ☝️moral dilemma but it’s not so in your face

[babyjakes]

We need more soft big bro steve with tiny barnes!

i’m glad you liked that matchup hehe they were so fun to write 🥺 i would be open to doing more headcanons and stuff if people have ideas for them!!

🧸 the original steve and baby barnes post 🧸

[iheartchv]

Hi, I was wondering If I could get a cod matchup?

Im Ecuadorian-American. I’m an INFP, and I speak English, Spanish, and French. I’m also starting to learn Mandarin Chinese.

I’m 5’8, with dark brown hair that almost looks black, and brown eyes.

I have a HUGE extended family, but they don’t live in the US. Im from New York.

Personality-wise, I’m very shy and quiet, being selective of who I make my friends. Once I do though, I become very close to them. I’ve been described as a hidden treasure, like a pearl one might even say.

I am a bit of a nerd, (I even wear glasses, but they’re not too strong), I love playing COD (if you couldn’t already tell,) and Magic: The Gathering. I also like to draw, but have a mini panic attack when I see the prices of sketchbooks and charcoal pencils.

My music taste can only be described with “emotional whiplash,” because I love songs that sound very happy but have super dark lyrics. Aside from that, I love pop, Latin and Afro pop, EDM and RNB 

My love language is mostly gifts and quality time. If I’m really close to someone, it’s physical touch. In public, I’ll do something discretely, like holding somebody by their pinky. If it’s hidden, like under a table. I’ll be a little more daring, like putting my hand on their thigh.

Hope you have a good day! Take care of yourself, and sorry if this is a lot to take in!

//i tried to finish this before going to work; wifi at work sucks big time >3>

🤔 I'll match you with...

König 👑

I think you'd be paired with König

Scenario time:

Let's say you're in the military (your choice of what field/what you specialize in)

König and some of his Kortac comrades came by to talk with Captain Price

Kortac was thinking of borrowing some of TF 141 for a mission

König walked around the base, looking for those he saw fit; you were one of those soldiers/specialists

That's when he met you

And when his eyes met yours, for some reason, he felt something wash over him.. it was strange

🤍

At first it might seem like nothing is happening between you two, what with you both keeping to yourselves

Until he sees you with a sketchbook and a pencil

He sees it move across the page, his interest piqued

I headcanon that König is a creative person

I mean, look at his gear

It isn't military grade but it does and serves its purpose

So he'll come up to you, trying to gather what he needs to push himself to get to talk to you

"What are you doing?"

Despite him being a big man, you didn't hear him behind you

You jumped, your heart pounding from surprise

"Oh, did I frighten you?" He playfully said, although he was masking that he wanted to apologize for scaring you

"N-no..."

Silence for a second

"Just... practicing some shadows and shading..."

There is a landscape on the page

He's amazed at the skill you have though he's trying to be subtle about his interest in you

"That is... very good"

🤍

You two would make a cute couple

During briefings or meetings, I can see you touching him under the table

And König would try not to be flustered

Under his mask you'd know he was blushing

Your eyes sparkle with mischief

His eyes would look at you, tell you that you would be getting it when the meeting or briefing is over

One of König's love languages is gift giving

If he sees something that reminds him of you, he'll get it for you

Or he will make something for you

Quality time is another one of his love languages

Being alone with you is all he'd ever want

It don't matter if he watches you draw or play a game, you both do something together or not, he'll just enjoy being around you

Hugs and cuddles from this giant teddy bear 🧸

Forehead kisses, on top of your head, open mouthed kisses everywhere

He'd sigh

"I adore you, liebling"

His hands would run through your hair, trace over your facial features as if he was memorizing you, burning every single detail into his memory

Who would've thought there would've been someone so gentle underneath his tough exterior?

❤

[seoulmatez]

sua lipa, your event is so cute :> congrats on the milestone! for the matchups, which hq character would walk around and look at christmas lights with me?

signed, 🧸

you’re viewing christmas lights with akaashi!

he makes sure you’re bundled up before you leave the house and buys hot cocoa for you to sip on as you walk through the park!

join my winter wonderland event here!

[stars-tonight]

TAKEN ANON EMOJIS

for all my lovely anons! (usually used in matchups)

🎃, 😽, ✈️, 🩰, 🎱, 🌞, 🖊️, 🎆, ⭐️, 🫂, 🦇, 🧃, 🎀, 🗝️, 💿, 🐰,🍀, 🍒, 💌, 🪻, 🎬, 🍓, 💥, 🐆, 🐮, 🧸, 🥭, 🥰, 🧺, 🪞, 🌧️, 🎏, 🌱, 🧋, 🌸, 🎧, 🐝, 👻, 🌹, 🍈, 🐈‍⬛, 🌺, 🛸, 🦢, 🎹, 🍥, 🌻, ❄️, 🦑, 🫧, 🌙, ⛸️, 🦊, 👩‍🦼‍➡️, 🐠, 🪬

[haha-shit]

Literally love things like this because I can reboot them and get free content(jk I just like stuff like these).

📷- my two best friends and I curled up in a blanket when it was about to snow

🍫-very hard call but I’m going to go with cheese (literally crying at the thought of having to choose)

✨- my family calls me A’s, my boys lacrosse team nicknamed me five feet of fury, another lacrosse team called me otter pop, and another one called me squeaky toy (I had undiagnosed asthma)

🎵-into your arms by Witt Lowry and Ava Max

✏️- surprisingly not, I’ve planned several stories but I’ve only ever wound up consistently writing about my own ocs.

😏-yup

💛- I have both my ears pierced and I’m planning on piercing my septum and maybe getting a tongue piercing after college

🐰- I’ve said it so many times but how they treat waitstaff/ customer service OR how they act when driving, serious road rage is a huge nope for me

🍪- probably a peanut butter cookie with m&ms rolled in maple sugar before it’s baked (yes it’s super specific but I like them)

🐶- gosh this is hard, I adore cats so I’m gonna say cats but I’ve always wanted a husky/malamute/Great Dane/Saint Bernard/ wolf hound because big dogs are so nice. Still a cat person though

🎧- Headphones

🌼- we are both so down bad

🙃- Doritos tacos locos has lasted longer than the confederacy

🦉- night owl (I’m writing this at 11:45)

🧸- my bed, usually right after I go eat breakfast

🏳️‍🌈- I’m pomosexual (but I usually just say I’m bi) and I go by any pronouns because if you’re referring to me I do not care just be nice

🦋- smart dumb artist?

👖- SWEAT PANTS 1000000%

🥤- if it’s busy a dragon fruit refesher, if it’s not busy a Carmel crunch frappe

🧡- chartreuse, why are you green? Why are you ugly? Why are you so hard to make in paintings?

💎- The necklace my grandmother gave me during thanksgiving about a year before she passed, it makes me feel so much more connected to her and it kinda helped me cope when I was really struggling

☕️- Tea because there’s so many different kinds and if you try to get between me and the mint tea when I’m sick you’re a fool

🦖- NOW THIS IS A MATCHUP either the giant land sloth or that one weird rodent thingy that looks cool

🌙- I honestly don’t remember but I think maybe a year and a half?

🌴- my knife, I can make, cook, or kill anything with it and it’s overall really useful

🐸- a mix of athlesiure and maximalist femme

🔮- as far as realism goes aerospace or aeronautical engineering, as far as fun probably geologist or archeologist

💙- single and trying to figure out if the guy I actually feel (idk if sage is the right word but I’ll go with that) is single

🌿- as far as how I hot i feel in it jean shorts with my black shape wear tank top tucked in and a ( totally not stolen from my dad) dusty orange silk shirt, as far as in general my tiered mushroom skirt with my bright yellow sweater and black boots and plenty of jewelry

🎤- so many but everywhere everything by Noah Kahan is the first that comes to mind

🤎- dirty blonde that sun bleached in the summer and I dip dyed the ends dark purple

💌- so much it’s not funny

💄- if I’m going out I’m almost always wearing at least eyeliner and mascara but the other 99% of the time no

🌸- “you’re so pretty when you’re talking about something you’re passionate about, it’s really cute” I was rambling about different types of motors I’ve learned about and I just- aaaaaah (I never saw him again and that makes me sad but he was so nice)

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!