#🦷 . . .

[saccharinelyy]

drink water boy @brizzyb33

yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[uxji]

[rhodophoria]

LET'S BEGIN... 🦌📻

[yotume]

Yuji："Hey Choso, is your tooth ok?"

Choso："Teeth?"

Choso：Ah."💡

Choso："It was a baby tooth. It's okay."

Yuji："Baby teeth!?"

[pomribs]

"but athenas kids are supposed to have blonde hair and blue eyes!!" but the movie brunette adaptation didnt have half this uproar golly i wonder why... the whole athenas kids being blonde thing doesnt even play into the story at all and retconning it changes absolutely nothing. it was fine when the movies came out, its fine now that the show is out. dont be a coward and admit you dont like black people if u wanna hate. if leah was white you would be so quiet rn

[chthonicfixations]

stop saying "rip laura palmer you would have loved therapy," she had a therapist and he wanted to fuck her

[cptn-briggsy-kratch]

*Ceithlenn makes her way into the office smoking two cigars at once.*

I’m using your bath.

*She phases through the fake wall like it’s air.*

*He watches her slide on by, still in nothing but a pair of navy blue boxers. He raises his brow around his smoking pipe.*

Do I dare ask?

[bitchusername]

[foxgod]

❤️ 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝒩𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 ⭐

[uxji]

[scriv3lloirl]

Transexualism...

Original under th' cut

[transfem-breeder]

Gods reading your posts always makes my tdick throb- thank you for posting what you do 😵‍💫😵‍💫

(Also do you take anons w sign offs? If you do can I be 🦷?)

I’m looking forward to the day I can suck off a tdick. I want to play with one, run my spit slick fingers over it, feel it pulse I’m by mouth. So much yum. Especially if the cute boy is tied down while I overstim him. And having a boy clench and spasm around my girlcock. That thought is making my dick tingle.

[pomribs]

yall act like the capitol in the hunger games is soo dystopian and then you lap up the met gala like a starving dog

[vmprgrlfriend]